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I was at my middle school (but the rooms were rearranged for some reason) and there was an event going on in one room. There were too many people so I was waiting outside watching through the glass doors. I started smoking a cigarette (I don’t smoke irl) but then I noticed a fire alarm right above me and also saw my 7th grade Science teacher staring at me. I decided to go outside to smoke and as I left, I saw the queen of England was having a meeting of some sort in the common area of my school. I went outside and got a text from “Queen Elizabeth<3” saying, “If you do it again (smoking in a school) we will bring the full power of the crown upon you. MI7 will be directly involved.” I freaked out and ran away from school and then I woke up.

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The highlight of your day being when you open a box of chicken nuggets

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Me the whole time watching black widow:

#black widow #black widow spoilers #florence pugh #Scarlett Johansson #yelena belova #queens all of them #post credit scene sent me

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school

torture 

wake up america

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My friend accidentally looked up “shreq” instead of shrek and this is what happened

#shrek #shrek 2 #shrek and donkey #shreq #lol #I’m mentally scarred #internet #gen z humor #gen z culture #is this allowed

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Me to John Walker:

Me watching him point out directly to the us government that it was them who sent him to do the things he did and they liked it until it looked bad on them and they took 0 responsibility when everything went to hell:

#falcon and winter solider series #tfatws #john walker #anti john walker #bucky barnes #sam wilson #the winter soldier #captain falcon #us government #you know the feeling #when someone you hate makes a point #and you’re like #oops

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remember the ice bucket challenge reblog if ur a true 2014 kid 

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its elmos world were just living in it

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A bunch of Reddit people: *use their brains*

Wall Street: THIS CANNOT STAND HOW DARE THEY ATTEMPT TO MAKE MONEY IN THIS WAY THAT COST US SOME OF OUR BILLIONS REGULATIONS REGULATIONS REGULATIONS

#game stop #gamestop stock #GameStop #gamestop #stock market #wall street #news #lord forbid the people try to make money huh

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Jon: *for the thousandth time* you are my queen

Jon: *stabs dany*

Me: thank god it’s finally over

#game of thrones #got fandom #got #game of thrones season eight #game of thrones season 8 #jon snow #danereys targaryen #sansa stark #tyrion lannister #the iron throne #folks the worst dialogue for a character ever #the only rival may be twilight #but that never had the potential got did

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My 8th grade class went to a fancy hotel. There were two groups of girls who didn’t get along (in real life too) - one group of girls was team summer and the other group (my group) was team winter - and to tick off team summer, team winter painted the whole hotel into this amazing winter scene with the trees and snow and gold streaks of sunlight and eventually everyone got in trouble for defacing private property but I was the only one not participating because, for some reason, I had found some secret drinking room and started pouring all the drinks from the room in my mouth while all the other girls were in an all-out war, it was basically a metaphor for my actual 8th grade year.