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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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i have never seen a comments section so united and that should really tell you something

#watcher #ryan bergara #watcher entertainment #shane madej #steven lim #ghost files #big yikes

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the best yaoi is written by straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi and the best yuri is written by lesbian women who want to inflict you with a brain disorder

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BACK 🤺 BACK I SAY 🤺 LEAVE FOUL DEMON 🚪🏃‍♂️

hey duolingo what the fuck

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neither a shaniac or a boogara but instead a secret third thing (a liminal)

#steven lim #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher #watcher entertainment #mystery files #boogara #shaniac #no #liminal #working title perhaps #it means in between though!! which is perfect #good ol’ big apple steve

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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

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DID THIS FUCKER JUST SAY “MILK FIC 2”

STOP YOU’RE SO DONE DANIEL HOWELL

#dnp #dan and phil games #daniel howell #phil lester #KILLING MYSELF #WHY #HATE IT HERE

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DAN AND PHIL DON’T DO THIS TO ME THOSE ANCIENT TEXTS WERE NEVER MEANT FOR YOUR EYES

#dnp #dan and phil games #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #phan #WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT #i’m almost too scared to finish the video #goddamn it #alright

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i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.

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the ‘no beta we die like [fandom reference]’ tags encompass a vast conceptual space, from “i wrote all six revisions myself and may have missed a comma somewhere” to “i didn’t even babysit autocomplete and i will never reread this”

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MAYBE IT’S FRIENDLY

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i’ve gotta stop buying merch because everyone is actually eventually a terrible person

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the whump fan’s dilemma

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“she met a pinecone’s fate.” HE’S SO UNSERIOUS

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo #pjo series #percy and annabeth #percabeth #thalia grace #grover’s little *what the hell man* gesture afterward #i am cackling #percy you are everything to me

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too many spirits santas (little guy version)

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new meet-cute trope to add: otp are both part of a wedding party but each only know one half of the newlyweds. they are paired to walk down the aisle together. they have to team up and solve problems before the spouses can find out (ie find the ring, fix an outfit, etc). they continue to talk after the wedding. they date. their own marriage proposal includes the line “on the day we met we walked down the aisle together. would you do me the honor of doing so again?” obsessed. based on this instagram reel i saw:

#romance trope #fanfiction #fanfiction tropes #otp prompts #prompts #writing prompt #CAN YOU IMAGINE #i’m imagining #merthur at lancegwen or morgwen wedding #mckirk at spock and uhura’s wedding #catradora at glimbow’s wedding #so many more #so many thoughts #i want them all #Instagram

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“well i know dan howell” KILL ME JUST TAKE ME NOW

every dan and phil video makes me so desperate for a love like theirs. i do not even care if it’s romantic or platonic i simply want what they have. down to the stupidest things, like the heartthrob game predictions, but also the shared jokes, the identical actions, the domesticity. they’re like intrinsically connected and while i’m so happy to witness it i also crave it for myself so fucking deeply