Put my coffee down for a bit because I was drawing and when I picked it up there were TWO fleas in my coffee
And I may very well have fucking drank one (or more) because I didn’t see until I’d taken a sip
Please someone tell me what to do about this 🙏🙏😭
My bed is full of fleas because my mom loves our cats more than me and keeps letting them in my room
2 notes
·
View notes
Why is it that parents literally want you to be asexual until you are and then they’re like “noo how will I have grandkids 😭😭”
9 notes
·
View notes
"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.
7K notes
·
View notes
HAPPENING NOW: passover seder from our comrades in columbia's liberated zone/gaza solidarity encampment. this encampment is a profoundly religious space. we've seen muslim protesters praying multiple times a day, a christian communion was held, and multiple jewish prayers/celebrations have taken place. solidarity is a beautiful thing, palestine will be free.🖤🇵🇸
4K notes
·
View notes
First thing I saw when I turned on my phone today was Duolingo threatening my life
Good morning
1 note
·
View note
cuddling doesn't have to be romantic
cuddling can be platonic.
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
7K notes
·
View notes
If I wasn’t scared to talk to people I could be the world’s craziest flirt cause I have heterochromia but it’s not super obvious unless you get close to my face and look into both my eyes and are you seeing the vision here?
1 note
·
View note
(Homoerotically) staring back at you like this:
Homoerotically staring into your eyes and promising that I'll find out whatever you're hiding you murderer
1K notes
·
View notes
Rewatching OFMD season 2 again and I don’t know how to explain why but I am so obsessed with episode 2 Ed Teach crying on the floor the whole night and the next day putting his hair up and being like “everything is fine now”
22 notes
·
View notes
“it would’ve been less effort for them to carry eddie out than drag richie out” is my “there was room on the door”
464 notes
·
View notes