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putting the bi in Robin
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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Pre-dating, Tim or Bernard not knowing the other isnât straight
Tim, leaning over to look at Bernardâs phone as they chill in Timâs bedroom: whatcha doing?
Bernard: imma send Red Robin subtle messages until I trick him into admitting heâs into guys so I can sleep with him
Tim, bi panic, blushing: youâre what?
Bernard, typing out a message on his phone: here how does this sound Tim, âgay af to be a detective, what are you inspecting, other men??â, sound subtle enough?
Tim, too dumbfounded to speak:
Bernard: yeah youâre right, itâs perfect, imma send it
*Tims phone goes off, and then both watch it light up, Bernard seeing the message he just sent*
Tim, picking up his phone, typing, and sending a message without saying anything, face nearly bright red as he glances over at Bernard, who is staring at him wide eyed not saying anything
Bernard, looking down at the text Tim sent him back as Red Robin that says, âI like you, letâs fuckâ:
Bernard: hey Tim I have a couple of questions
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weâre all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but itâs not that deep
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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
YâALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
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Youâre a Gotham teenager playing FMK on your neighborâs stoop as you do.
âHmmmm⌠and marry Red Hood.â
âRed Hood?â says one of your friends. âDoesnât he kill people?!â
You consider.
âThatâs not a deal breaker for me.â
And then, from somewhere above, a distinctive mechanical voice:
âIT FUCKING SHOULD BE!â
You look up. Red Hood is dangling a spitting and hissy Robin over the edge with one hand and gesturing helplessly at you with the other. You stare at him. He stares at you. You donât know how his face emotes âbaffled but concerned for you horrorâ seeing as itâs covered completely by an expressionless helmet, but it does.
Robin chomps down on Red Hoods fingers.
âFUCKING FUCK!â Red Hood drops Robin over the edge. âDID YOU BITE ME?!â
Robin lands one roof over like a feral cat. He stands up with just as much offended dignity. âI was trained to make use of every tactical advantage,â he states.
Then he waves something small and indistinct from your distance. âUnlike you.â And swings off the roof.
Red Hood roars and chases after him.
There is a moment of distinctly Gotham silence.
âYou made the right choice.â
You jump a foot and find Red Robin perched on the railing like some kind of overgrown parrot.
âHoodâs the only one of us who can cook,â explains Red Robin.Â
He gives you a single nodâand disappears.
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Just another day in Gotham.
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spellcasting isn't like academia it's like writing. spellcasting is about saying "you know what would be really fucked up?" and then making it happen anyway. because you can.
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Damian looks at this with clear disdain but still steps forward with the rest of them
Batman, steps forward
Robin!Jason: Guys! Dad moved!?
Robin!Dick: OH MY GOD. HE MOVED. WHAT DO WE DO?
Ensue panicked chirping
Robin!Tim: Calm down! I have an idea!
Robins, step forward
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oh no (i actually love salt)
should i write a simple little damijon fic or add some â¨flavorâ¨
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