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breakintomyhead · 13 hours

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hobbits' feet have hair so they count as living specimen right

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breakintomyhead · 16 hours

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Maeglin texts Tuor shit like this at 3 am and Tuor just responds like 🤣👍

#do NOT introduce maeglin's ass to cellphones!!#silmarillion #the silm #April 2024

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breakintomyhead · 6 days

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No one:

House of Finwë naming their kids:

#they shouldve had a kid named fin imo #the silm #April 2024 #silmarillion

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breakintomyhead · 6 days

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#when the titties are giganticasurus #ginourmous #God of war #April 2024

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breakintomyhead · 7 days

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MORE GOW guess my fav character chat

#guys I think its crouton #God of war #April 2024

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breakintomyhead · 7 days

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reasons not to get hit right in the face

#all of these are hilarious #especially baldur and odin's #they are so me fr #God of war #April 2024

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breakintomyhead · 12 days

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This damn post wouldn't leave my mind until I did this.

#gollum is pro-abortion #unadded lore by jrr tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #April 2024 #I'm sorry

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breakintomyhead · 16 days

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Another idea: Communities on Tumblr

For a while now folks have asked us for better ways to connect with other people who share similar interests. We’re listening, and at Labs we’ve been looking into fulfilling that need, Tumblr style.

Introducing Communities, a new place to connect with others on Tumblr:

Here in Labs, we’re working on big ideas that could transform how Tumblr is used, while keeping that Tumblr vibe alive. You can see one of those ideas above. We’re calling it “Communities”, a new dedicated space on Tumblr for people to share and discuss all the content they love. Communities can cover topics like your favorite show, artist, movie, video game, your school, your board game group, friend group, big or small, whatever you want.

Each Community has their own semi-private safer space away from the regular dashboard where you can interact with other Tumblr users who share the same interests and passions as you. There are moderators and members (you!), rules, and privacy settings. Each community has its own feed of posts from members, separate from your Following and For You feeds. Interactions within community spaces stay there and replies will work more like a traditional comment section. Folks will be able to reblog posts into a community, but not out — at least not yet.

We’re very excited for you to try it, and help define the best path forward. What we have is a prototype to help us validate the idea, but there’s still plenty of questions that need answering. Over the next couple of weeks, we’ll be reaching out to people across Tumblr, and the internet at large, to try our prototype. Based on the feedback we get, we’ll iterate on the idea to see what resonates best with all of you on Tumblr.

If this sounds interesting, please like, reblog, or reply to this post, and we’ll invite you to beta test this feature when we roll it out to a wider Tumblr audience, as a little perk for following the Labs blog.

Stay tuned for more!

#other #cool !!!#April 2024

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breakintomyhead · 22 days

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when I read this wonderful story, I was so moved that I felt the LGBT starting to drain out of me. as soon as i knew it, i was reset back to my natural factory settings. thank you for turning my life back in the correct direction, and opening my eyes to the truth. i am now the proud husband of a beautiful woman, and we have many approximately 7890 kids. we are planning to overthrow president Joe Biden on this Sunday. I wish luck to you and your family on your mission.

The truth of priDE MONth

It all started on a normal day. June 1st. After appreciating our great troops for memorial day, I was a little sad to see it end. But all good things gotta end, and I always appreciate the troops regardless of the month or days. But I realized suddenly that June, was no longer the month that truly kicks off summer. It’s the month of gays. My heart sank as I realized me and my family where in danger. Not many of us straight people are around anymore, and now they’re calling us this brand new just made up word called Cis-gendars? I hate that they force this thing on us. Think of how this effects my little siblings being pushed into this ridiculous cult. But we pray to our true lord and savior Jesus Christ to help deal with these issues. After making sure our food and water supply was good enough to last the month as we barricaded the house, I was gonna check with my parents to make sure everything was good to go and all doors and windows were blocked. They were busy breeding each other in the bedroom so I let them finish first. This is normal in the family as they are working hard to repopulate the earth with more unvaccinated, straight babies. Mee-maw is already pregnant but my Pee-paw is fucking her anyways to insure more babies are born at once. Gotta put more biscuits in the oven as he says! Suddenly though, outside I hear loud music and high energy screaming. I think to myself, “Oh God. They’re here.” I begin to hear the song “Boy is lying” by some women named Ice Spicy? It’s really unreligious and terrifying. I rush to the window’s to see what was happening. Nothing could’ve prepared me for what I saw that day. Queer people left and right, jumping around as those filthy corporations support them with their “RGBTV Merchandising” Truly this is the end of us all. They see me in the window, and their eyes light up in a scary rainbow color. They all shout “Straight white man spotted!” and begin to rush to the house. I was almost frozen in fear before my big beautiful busty Christian white women wife snapped me out of it. “QUICK!” she says. “Snap out of it my big boner husband! We must protect the kids!” I begin to rush to the kids and lock them in the basement with TV Shows like King of the Hill, that’ll raise our kids right. The gays begin banging at the door, slamming it down with their big teeth. and rush in with their gay knives. “We would use guns but we love gun control!” They say before violently chasing me through the house. I get stabbed 1,874 times. They try to cut off my penis in order to make me one of them, but luckily my rock hard cock made of steel couldn’t be damaged from all of the training my wife put me through to ensure I too, could also breed pure bloods was to strong. However, I pass out from the gay drugs on the knife that entered my blood stream. I wake up a couple months after, in a resort of some kind. I see rations and supplies, as well as army men in outfits. “You’re finally awake son.” says a mysterious voice I recognized. It was non other than our true leader, Donald Trump. “You’ve done extraordinary work protecting your wife, kids, and family from the attack. I’ve heard it all from your wife who is also your cousin. As a reward, your wife and I gathered as many blood related white women in your family that we could find. including lost long siblings and cousins, as a reward you can fuck them all and rebuild the population with me, Donald Trump.” I was so grateful to hear this news from the one Jesus brought down from heaven to save us. My cousin Jessica, and my wife look at me naked saying, “We all would love nothing more to be bred by you.” I smirk and say to myself. Heh, maybe now I can truly make Elon Musk proud doing what I love. Fucking my family members

#homphobes #liberals #superstraight #bluelivesmatter #donaldtrump #cispride #straightpride #straight pride #cis pride #americafirst #undertale #April 2024

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