#superstraight

[rat0]

the whole superstraight thing was fucking hilarious because do you seriously think many trans women want you? like 99% of tgirls i know are into girls buddy. and the ones who arent most definitely dont want a guy like you. i dont think they want you. you dont have that much to be worried about. get over yourself incel.

#superstraight #super straight #trans #transgender #transfem #trans girl #transbian #trans femme

[sansvoresstuff]

The truth of priDE MONth

It all started on a normal day. June 1st. After appreciating our great troops for memorial day, I was a little sad to see it end. But all good things gotta end, and I always appreciate the troops regardless of the month or days. But I realized suddenly that June, was no longer the month that truly kicks off summer. It's the month of gays. My heart sank as I realized me and my family where in danger. Not many of us straight people are around anymore, and now they're calling us this brand new just made up word called Cis-gendars? I hate that they force this thing on us. Think of how this effects my little siblings being pushed into this ridiculous cult. But we pray to our true lord and savior Jesus Christ to help deal with these issues. After making sure our food and water supply was good enough to last the month as we barricaded the house, I was gonna check with my parents to make sure everything was good to go and all doors and windows were blocked. They were busy breeding each other in the bedroom so I let them finish first. This is normal in the family as they are working hard to repopulate the earth with more unvaccinated, straight babies. Mee-maw is already pregnant but my Pee-paw is fucking her anyways to insure more babies are born at once. Gotta put more biscuits in the oven as he says! Suddenly though, outside I hear loud music and high energy screaming. I think to myself, "Oh God. They're here." I begin to hear the song "Boy is lying" by some women named Ice Spicy? It's really unreligious and terrifying. I rush to the window's to see what was happening. Nothing could've prepared me for what I saw that day. Queer people left and right, jumping around as those filthy corporations support them with their "RGBTV Merchandising" Truly this is the end of us all. They see me in the window, and their eyes light up in a scary rainbow color. They all shout "Straight white man spotted!" and begin to rush to the house. I was almost frozen in fear before my big beautiful busty Christian white women wife snapped me out of it. "QUICK!" she says. "Snap out of it my big boner husband! We must protect the kids!" I begin to rush to the kids and lock them in the basement with TV Shows like King of the Hill, that'll raise our kids right. The gays begin banging at the door, slamming it down with their big teeth. and rush in with their gay knives. "We would use guns but we love gun control!" They say before violently chasing me through the house. I get stabbed 1,874 times. They try to cut off my penis in order to make me one of them, but luckily my rock hard cock made of steel couldn't be damaged from all of the training my wife put me through to ensure I too, could also breed pure bloods was to strong. However, I pass out from the gay drugs on the knife that entered my blood stream. I wake up a couple months after, in a resort of some kind. I see rations and supplies, as well as army men in outfits. "You're finally awake son." says a mysterious voice I recognized. It was non other than our true leader, Donald Trump. "You've done extraordinary work protecting your wife, kids, and family from the attack. I've heard it all from your wife who is also your cousin. As a reward, your wife and I gathered as many blood related white women in your family that we could find. including lost long siblings and cousins, as a reward you can fuck them all and rebuild the population with me, Donald Trump." I was so grateful to hear this news from the one Jesus brought down from heaven to save us. My cousin Jessica, and my wife look at me naked saying, "We all would love nothing more to be bred by you." I smirk and say to myself. Heh, maybe now I can truly make Elon Musk proud doing what I love. Fucking my family members

#homphobes #liberals #superstraight #bluelivesmatter #donaldtrump #cispride #straightpride #straight pride #cis pride #americafirst #undertale

[themangledsans0508]

Terf spotted and admitted

#superstraight #do i make a list or something #like they proudly put on their blog and everything #i should start writing names of l people down as i go through the pro choice tag

[pogasm]

i’m like a schrodingers queer where im every queer gender and sexuality at once but also at the same time i’m cishet

#theres two wolves in me one is superstraight the other is supergay #so like. that’s y i dont rlly click w labels bc all of them fit me?? idk #like i’m bi and pan but also a male lesbian enby and im definitely aspec #i don’t spend my time thinking about my labels bc tbh i have bigger fish to fry in my life. i just put up the pride flag and call it a day #so people usually assign me labels based on what kind of attraction i show? so like. basically irl people read me as a cross between- #- a butch lesbian and a gay man. which is sooooooo me #anyways i jst felt like dumping out my feelings i dont rlly care for concrete labels #also i feel like my sexuality/gender changes over time bc i’m been bi and a lesbian and nonbinary and transmasc and all of them fit but also #they kinda don’t? #and i’m a v radical person so queer love to me isn’t about labels but about doing who makes u happy #and if it takes one man or eight nonbinary people two bigenders to get me there idrc… jst as long as thé love and happiness is there

[reselection]

remember when people would fall for those troll blogs saying "stepping on grass is oppressing plantkin uwu" a decade ago on here? same thing is happening again with people giving serious attention to troll blogs posting "transretarded" pride flags

#txt #did nobody learn from the clovergender and superstraight shit

[juneviews]

HELP, I'm already obsessed with JossGawin, I think I'll go feral when My golden blood actually starts 😭

MOOD, they're legit everything to me & Imma need them to become a permanent ship bc I just stan them too hard to let them go!!! giving straight gymbros energy but when they act as queer characters they do it SO FUCKING well!!!

xxx

#answers #jossgawin #my golden blood #someone said all their activities are giving superstraight & yeah but it's not cringy or fake looking? #it's just who they are & they can still do bl so well so I love it

[tenpixelsusie]

"waaa this label is p-p-problematic 😨😨!!" terfs made up exclusion to seperate us. don't fall for their shit

#only ''problematic'' label is the superstraight shit which was MADE to be transphobic #other than that. nothang #discourse

[nightfallsystem]

We aren't telling you you need to date trans people, because genital preference is normal, and it's ok to have genital preference.

We are asking you to stop othering us from our actual gender, calling us not really our gender, mocking us or bullying us, or boasting about how you'd never date a trans person. It's transphobic.

#trans #anti superstraight #super straight #transgender #trans rights #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+

[shatteredrabbit]

oh my god- 🤣

my would've been response but I'm not interested in actually starting a fight i just say shit for fun: "hello, also a literal disgrace. i just want you to know a bunch of queer kids are pointing and laughing at you like the sad little man that you are. maybe you should rethink your life decisions and take off all that clown makeup <3"

anyways

PSA: BLOCK THIS GUY. HE REPEATEDLY HARASSES QUEER PEOPLE IN THE FNAF FANDOM.

also warning and apologies to my friends and mutuals i am now greeting all of you with "hello, literal disgrace" because by far it's the funniest fucking greeting I've ever heard

#psa #cw homophobia #cw transphobia #cw superstraight #urguing my mutuals to spread this btw so people know

[avephelis]

THIS WEBSITE'S HATE MAIL GAME IS INSANE

#SORRY I JUST GOT THE FUNNIEST FUCKING MESSAGE #some guy tryna call me slurs with a FNAF PFP and SUPERSTRAIGHT in my face LIKE HELP BRO BE SERIOUS DO YOU THINK I CARE #blocked and reported but im laughing my head off thats the funniest fucking shit im losing it

[wonderinc-sonic]

The token cishet? You mean E 123 Omega

Don't paint the het pride flag on my boy noooo!

I had to think about it, because my instinct is to say that no, he is highly aro, but I remembered he had a crush on Blaze in Archie?

Which like, we've all been there, but maybe that makes him a bit cis [if his assigned gender by eggman = his experienced gender now? unclear] and a bit het.

My top picks for token Cishet would be: Vanilla (evidenced by at some point becoming a mum, but she could surprise us), or maybe Antoine and Bunny from Archie.

Or just like, only the GUN commander. I would be overjoyed if we had to dig real deep to find the cishet. It's where's wally in here

#Happy pride month to the whole cast except Background Character number 476: they once shared a superstraight flag on facebook #thanks for the ask! #wonderincs #e-123 omega #wonders ask

[letthemhavedinner]

Honestly I don’t understand the lengths transphobic people will go to. Especially the straight people like...?

#your flag looks like a certain companys logo #have you no shame #straight people could be banging in public but the second gay people hold hands #superstraight is dumb oh my god #stop excluding trans people

[eemoo1o]

McCormick Sexuality Headcanons

Kenny

#sexuality headcanons #the straight is here not bc of straight pride ew no but because that’s just my headcanons okay #headcanons #straight #straight ally #heterosexual #homoromantic #gay #pansexual #bisexual #kevin’s either super gay or super straight (not superstraight but yeah he’s an idiot so maybe that too) #kevin’s such a wasted character #carol mccormick #stuart mccormick #kevin mccormick #karen mccormick #gerald x stuart supremacy

[mathswizard]

I am a cissexual heterogender straight white male.

#guy who says he's 'superstraight' and his heterosexuality is a core part of his gender presentation

[sheneniquan]

Hi just for clarification what do you mean by superphobe?

I almost forgot I put that there. Remember when transphobes tried making a sexuality calling it superstraight? I don't support those people.

#transphobia tw #tw superstraight

[this-is-fox-speaking]

the more different people I follow the less I give a shit about lgbtq drama honestly. like maybe it’s just cause I’m bigenderfluid and bisexual but at the same time. yeah pronouns and genders and sexualities are all different from eachother and none are directly connected or inherently effect the other, unless the identifying person wants it to be. yeah I do have opinions on these people and those people on how they identify, but yknow, I don’t care at this point. identify how you want. who even give a shit. and feel free to change it whenever you want to suit you better. even make an entirely new gender or sexuality or set of pronouns if you want. like I even think some of my own friends believe in some silly things, but yknow what? it’s not hurting me specifically. be free kinnies with memories of their past selves, be free bi or m-spec lesbians. who even care! who even care.

#I don’t care!! /pos #go free #it’s your identity #I don’t live it and only you do #go free. do shit #commit crimes in minecraft or to those in higher power #fox·borks #those superstraight mfers tho? fuck em #thats not a sexuality thats phobia in disguise! get their asses!!!