continuation/aftermath of danny pulling nightwing out of a dumpster
don't let danny fool you with his innocent geek act. that's a working ectogun that he made to look like a phaser. he's absolutely a geek but he's not innocent
Bruce Wayne Pleads City Yet Again To Stop Gerrymandering: “This might be what drives me to buy myself a fucking politician like everyone else in my social class,” says the philanthropist.
when the network (i presume) went to the show's writing staff and said, "love the show, but the kid's a superhero, give him a logo, we need a logo"
they clearly thought. but uhhh chief his super hero costume is the outfit he died in. we can't change it.
but they *had* to change it.
and instead of any half-dozen solutions i can think of off the top of my head (e.g. season 2 power up, take advantage of his already canonical light shapeshifting powers)
they went "okay so a ghost genie re-writes reality so he never met Sam and therefore neve rdied so Sam convinces him to die all over again but not before slapping her own home-made logo on his chest"
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’
The earth stopped moving one night for a couple hours in the marvel universe and we have a panel of various magical and scientific heroes finding out about it as it happens thanks to their powers or instruments and start working on a way to make it work again.
Except among the ones who found out via their powers is Spider-Man mid web swing in the air so now he's getting sensory overloaded by his own Spider-Sense screaming that everything is wrong and thd world is dying and he doesn't understand why, alone on a rooftop he just crash landed into while having a panic attack.
Then Quasar manages to trick the villain who stopped the Earth from spinning into imploding, and Infinity, Eternity, Oblivion and Death come to a agreement, and Earth returns to spin, all is well...
And a very confused Spider-Man finally calms down, his spider sense quieting down, not knowing what the FUCK has just happened but glad it was over.