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I saw someone on tiktok being sad bc there are no Halloween jegulus fanarts so i made one (i forgot what their tiktok is called so they probably wont see this)

#jegulus #hp marauders #jegulus fanart #halloween #halloween jegulus #wolfstar #james potter #regulus black

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Here are the things about me that i think are red flags:

Chris from total drama and Hannibal from the tv show are my comfort characters

In the past 2 years i drank more caffeine than water

I dye my hair every month since i was 13

I would do a lots of things for attention and friends except talking to ppl

My mental state

I only like horror and cartoons and only if there are really questionable middle aged men in them, because they help me forget the lack of my family's love and care for me

Id drink anything but water

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No one:

Taylor Swift in the love triangle from better than revenge: 😡fuck🤢 the 🙄other😳 girl😒

Taylor in the love triangle from Betty: 💕😘fuck 🌈💗the ☺ other💕❤ girl👭💖 (from a men's perspective)

#i found this in my drafts lol #taylor swift #speak now #folklore #gaylor swift

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Questioning ur sexuality is fun until you realize that the only person you feel any kinda attraction to is fucking Chris Mclean from total drama. This is a coming out post. Im aro and probably ace

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Here are some back to school tips from me (for legal reasons its mostly a joke)

If ur uncomfortable to dress with your classmates, dress in the bathroom

Learn atleast 3 different handwritings, its useful af

Make ur teachers scared of u with mentioning LGBT rights in any way or talking about spicy wattpad stuff front of them

If u wanna stay healthy, start counting the hours u spent on watching/reafing ur comfort stuff as sleep (works pretty well for me)

If ur having monster (or any kinda caffaine) for breakfast make sure you also eat something, or atleast don't put alcohol in it

You have troubles tolerating your annoying ppl? Quote eighter songs or ur comfort characters, here are some examples: "what's ur weekend plans" "I wanna drown myself"

Don't date classmates

If somebody asks u what's ur type be ready with the answer (for example: your mom; fictional criminals, preferably really cruel dilfs over 35;)

You feel like crying? Make sure you fake a phone call about your pet/grandparent/garbage monster being really sick; or try to hold it until a gym class with ball games comes, so u can frame somebody for hurting u because they 'therw the ball too hard'; or pretend your lover just broke up with you in text

Watching Netflix in class is common in online school but is some weird shit i did in real life school

Math's? Just say its homophobic and leave

#back to school check

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Drawing yourself in total drama style is free therapy (and is definitely a sing of some kinda mental illnes) anygays here is me

#total drama

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My marauders headcanons with the lily diary app

#hp marauders #wolfstar #jegulus #jily #dorlane

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Here are some of my marauders headcanons (I swear theyre not bad and worth to read):

Sirius is genderfluid (uses they/he pronounces) and gay, he had a crush on Remus since 3nd year, but they only get together in 5th year when Sirius got drunk and told Remus they love him, Remus being the bisexual disaster he is, started laughing and talking random stuff about gay dogs until Sirius had enough and kissed him

James is pansexual and polyamorous, and he dated Regulus when he started to like Lily too, he was in love with both of them, and they were about to ask Lily out, but Reggie became a death eater before they could do it

Mary was the sexual awakening of Lily (bi) and Marlene (lesbian) and she went on one date with Lily it was great, but they decided that theyre better as friends

Dorcas and Marlene got together in 4th year, because Mary found out they like each other, so she set up a surprise date for them behind Hagrid's house, next to the woods. it was super cute, there were flying lights, flowers and a little table with two chairs and tea

Once one boy was homophobic to Sirius and Remus, Peter turned into Wormtail and destroyed his notes

Sirius always steals Remus' jumpers and they're obviously too big for them, one they he decided to wear it as a dress with a corset over it , Remus is still not over that day

Sirius once took Remus on a date where they put a tortilla on the window and they pretended it was the full moon, and theyre a normal couple enjoying the moonlight, it would've been adorable if they didn't do it in McGonagall's class

James turned into Prongs every Christmas (even tho he doesn'tt celebrate it at home because his dad is Hindu and his mum is Muslim) and let Remus and Peter put lights on him, and he woke Sirius up looking like that

Peter was the most teacher's favorite

Marlene and Sirius are best friends, they pranked everybody by telling them theyre dating, but 2 hours later they stood up to a table in the middle of the common room and yelled "bitches we're queer" and this was their coming out

Sirius drew flowers around Remus's scars to show him how beautify he is since they were kids, on the day they turned 18 he got a tattoo a scarred wolf with flowers growing out of his scars

Lily always braided Sirius' hair

Dorcas wears colorful graphic eyeliner, Mary wears colorful eye shadow, Sirius wears black eyeliner

Marlene learned how to braid Dorcas' hair

#harry potter #hp marauders #marauders #wolfstar #jegulus #dorlane

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Fun fact: everybody can walk on water if its cold enough

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Here's a fun life hack:

If you have a homophobic/transphobic teacher who teaches in English, in your next essay use they/them or neopronounces. This is what i usually did (and i wrote fanfics where i didn't even bother to change the names but we dont talk about that)

And here are some neopronounces and how to use them (its from google):

#trans kid vs transphobe teachers #life hacks #lgbtq #neopronounces

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If Bucky isn't bi, explain this

#fuck the queer bating. #tfatws #we stan bisexual bucky barnes #bucky barnes #stucky #sambucky

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I have no idea how to do digital art, but i kinda did a thing

#the falcon and the winter solider #sambucky #winterfalcon #my art #marvel #sambucky fanart

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No one:

Bucky Barnes at some point: I like my coffee how i like my men. Iced.

#somebody pls take my phone away #we stan bisexual bucky barnes #bucky barnes #stucky #captain america civil war #tfatws

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Every friend group has cereal edition

Reblog and tag your favourite character or idk

Milk first

Cereal first

Bowl first

Cereal without milk

Prefers it with whiskey

Eats the cereal, drinks the milk and jumps around to mix them inside them

Pours the milk in the cereal box

#making these is so much more fun than having social life #1d #marvel #avangers #lotr #the hobbit #harry potter #hp marauders #x men

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Every friend group has

Reblog and tag your favourite character or idk

The one who gets 8 hours of sleep a day

The one who gets 8 hours of sleep a week

The one with the milf/dilf energy

The one with mommy/daddy issues

Walking gender identity crisis

The short one

The one who believes that fishnets and an oversized t shirt is a proper outfit to play in the snow

The one who wears atleast 4 layers in every season

The one who thinks that quoting dirty songs is acceptable during family dinner

#i have no friends idk what im talking about #1d #marvel #tfatws #lotr #the hobbit #harry potter #hp marauders #avangers #x men

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My biggest flex is that the only time i listened to men was when One Direction said "if you ever feel alone, don't"

#and thats on not having a father #one direction

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Warning: emotional

I rewatched tfatws for the 5th time today and i am pretty sure when Sam holds Bucky's metal hand long enough, his hand keeps the heath, and it stays warm for a few minutes after Sam stopped holding it, and Bucky probably holds his own hand, or his face, if Sam is not around that time (even if he only went to the bathroom)

#winterfalcon #sam wilson #bucky barnes #sambucky #the falcon and the winter solider #tfatws