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me explaining how when I change my phone wallpaper, it symbolizes a whole new era

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I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

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Facts!🤭

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Why do I only have motivation to write fanfics when I’m studying for exams:(

#finalseason #finals week #fanfic #writing

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Songs that remind me of Lance McLain:

As promised; Lance playlist…sorta

The Worry List by Blue October

Spaceman by The Killers

False Confidence by Noah Kahan

Starlight by Muse

Gilded Lily - Slowed + Reverb by Cults

Neptune by Sleeping at Last

Tidal by Noah Kahan

Drown (cover) by Seafret (originally by Bring me the Horizon)

Decks Dark by Radiohead

Waves by Dean Lewis

I intentionally titled this “songs that remind me of-“ instead of songs I think Lance would listen to because I think that’s really very different.

Again; these are my opinions! Please feel free to add songs in the comments and reblogs!

#music #spotify #music recommendation #voltron #voltron legendary defender #voltron legendary disappointment #lance mcclain #vld lance #Spotify

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me: I'm going to write a fic to my own entertainment

also me, writing said fic:

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Songs i feel Keith Kogane would listen/relate to:

This is self indulgent….i don’t care. I’m right.

Bleed Out by Blue October

The Grace by Neverending White Lights

The Red by Chevelle

Alien Blues by Vundabar

Just by Radiohead

How Soon Is Now?-2011 remaster by The Smiths

Why Didn’t You Stop Me? by Mitski

So Far Away by Staind

Class of 2013 by Mitski

High and Dry by Radiohead

These are my opinions…please feel free to add some songs in the comments or reposts!

(Lance is next:))

#voltron #keith kogane #vld keith #voltron legendary defender #voltron legendary disappointment #spotify #music #klance #music recommendation #blue october #radiohead

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I can’t name even one time that Keith didn’t slay. Not even once did he stray from the slay agenda, in fact; I’d say he wrote it.

^ the president of slay

#voltron #keith kogane #vld keith #voltron legendary defender #voltron legendary disappointment

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everyone…. the klance withdrawals… are so fucking..

REAL.

like seriously. i feel very sad.

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Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

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Wanted to share this Keith art I did a few days ago! The OG star boy⭐️

#klance #voltron legendary defender #voltron #vld fanart #vld keith #starboy #art

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Keith Kogane is so Lana del Rey coded it’s crazy

#keith kogane #voltron legendary disappointment #voltron #lana coded #I’m still not over Voltron #voltron legendary defender

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always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

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Funny things my friends said…

My friends, sometimes known as “The Tofu Bois” are some very funny people in my opinion…and I believe we say some very funny shit. I also think that this funny shit should be shared to the internet so that it may last forever!

“I turned one early to late” EXPLANATION: My friend was driving and turned on street to early

“The only thing your fucking, is stupid” EXPLANATION: My friend was tired of me complaining about being single but also doing almost everything o can to not be in a relationship

“I thought raw dogging was when you were really hungry and would eat a hotdog raw!!” EXPLANATION: we were camping and my friend ate a raw hotdog and called it Raw Dogging.

“I smoke bitches and eat weed” EXPLANATION: We we’re still camping and the campfire smoke was clearly getting into our brains….I genuinely don’t know how they fucked this sentence up so bad.

“It’s not Cheating if it’s with the homies” EXPLANATION: I made a joke about fucking my friend who is in a relationship…this was my defence

“There is not enough bathroom” EXPLANATION: I live in a one bathroom house and didn’t have enough bathroom for everyone

“You are cupcake races bottom!” EXPLANATION: We we’re playing a board game called cupcake race and my friend was getting absolutely fucked.

“Hey Ladies, Im sometimes dangerous but I’m always toast!” EXPLANATION: We we’re saying what kind of bread people would be and started to talk about toast…my one friend has a severe peanut allergy and so we said that peanut butter on toast was dangerous.

“They Yassified Snoop Dog!???!” EXPLANATION: BTS and Snoop Dog made a song together…

“On Mondays we fuck with foul legacy!” EXPLANATION: I was talking about Genshin Impact and the foul legacy transformation came up…I really like foul legacy.

“I’ll show you Titanic get in the ocean!” EXPLANATION: I genuinely don’t know why I said this….I think we were swimming.

“I think Andrew Tate could learn a lot from being fucked by a man.” EXPLANATION: I’m sure you understand.

“We Girlboss our way into Buckingham Palace…” EXPLANATION: The Queen Died.

“Gaslight, Gatekeep, Genocide” EXPLANATION: The queen died and we don’t want a king…

“I like my daily intake of milk bag!” EXPLANATION: the guy who said this is severely lactose intolerance

“I didn’t like the potato Famine, I like Potatoes!” EXPLANATION: We were sleepy and people just started saying things

“Eat a trumpet for a day and teach a fish to kid” EXPLANATION: I don’t know….he was sleep deprived from Camping

“With our anger combined we can move an entire Toyota Highlander!” EXPLANATION: A Toyota Highlander cut me off on the highway and all 4 of us in the car yelled at them and they moved:)

#funnyshit #shitpost #quotes #things my friends say

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2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

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Me when I'm watching a kids show and the animation suddenly gets really smooth:

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PJO/HOO characters as things my friends have said:

Percy: Get a hobby other than kidnapping my mom.

Annabeth: The only thing you’re fucking is stupid.

Leo: I smoke bitches and eat weed!

Leo: Hey ladies, I’m sometimes dangerous but I’m always toast!

Nico: this is a life or passing out situation!!!

Will: They Yassified Snoop Dogg?!?

Percy: I’ll show you Titanic, Get in the ocean.

Annabeth: I’ll be the one to beat up Gandhi

Piper: We girl boss our way into Buckingham palace

Nico: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Genocide!

Percy: Glacial rivers are sooo yesterday

Hazel: how bare you ditch!!?

Leo: Don’t be a whore…be the imposter among us.

Piper: Tax evaders hips don’t lie.

Jason: Bruh! They tried to ratio me because of you!

Will: Who needs Student Council when you have being gay?

Nico: Gnomeo and Juliet shouldn’t have had a happy ending, gotta stay true to the lore.

Frank: you know, if you think about it: Ball is Life

Leo: I will take all the loonies and toonies from your wallet and shove them up your ass

Frank: Feel the embrace of Justin Trudeau, Our Lord and Saviour.

Jason: you ever just drown with the homies?

Leo: Eat ass and kick names!!!…no wait.

Annabeth: I have integrated note taking application into my ass

Jason: you fucked yourself into this you have to fuck your self out

Octavian: *using voice changer effect* I am a tyrant and I except it!!!

Piper: I only gaslight in the pursuit of Justice💅

Jason: You look scared, like Bambi. Hopefully your mother doesn’t die.

Leo: Yum! This water tastes like cheating the economy!

Annabeth: The Olive Garden of Eden!

Percy: you know you got the most gottable knees!

Jason: it’s always gotta come back to nascar!

Jason: Fly like a bird…I ONLY FLY LIKE A G6!

Hazel: It’s after 9pm, all bets are off!

Percy: God I love peer pressure! It’s such a group activity!

Octavian: I have an addiction to murdering children

Leo: In the all new Ford F150, we put a giant wooden pole in the driver's seat so you can always drive with a stick up your ass.

Percy: I said it when I was drinking toilet water

Rachel: The drawing is not done, that’s why it’s not done.

Bonus:

Mr. D: Verbal Abuse is the answer!

#rick riordan #pjo hoo toa #pjo series #pjo stuff #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #percy jackson #nico di angelo #will solace #hazel levesque #frank zhang #leo vladez #jason grace #dyonisus #book stuff #shitpost