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Being a girl on social media be like:

#social #society #social-media #girl #girls #guy #guys #i-wish-i-was-a-boy

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I need a romantic comedy movie where the main character is still in love with their ex, who have moved on and are on a relationship with another person, but still tries to be their friend. And the main character is convinced the new romantic interest of their ex is a bad person and always tries to bait them and make them "show their true character", but in reality they are a pretty nice person, so the main character mostly makes a fool of themselves. And throughout the whole movie, no matter how hard the main character tries, the ex doesn't even consider going out with them again because they remember why they broke up in the first place and knows it'll be a bad idea. And then somewhere along the movie the ex finally realizes the main character is obsessed with them in a non-healthy way so they cut them of their life (right after recommending therapy) and moves along with their life. And the therapist helps the main character understand that most people don't get back together after a breakup, and that the only reason they thought the new person in their ex's life is bad is that they didn't want to see them together. And that's it. No happy ending. No true love. No person they knew all this time but never realized how much they loved them. Just the understanding that sometimes things just don't go your way, and that some people are better of without you (and you without them). Just a realistic view of life and relationships to teach people how life really goes, and that it's okay.

#Romance #romantic comedy #comedy #life #movie #ex #relationship

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Roses are red,  Now, so am I, I went outdoors... Sunscreens are a lie. 

#white #sun #sunburn #every time i go out #every fucking time #will it ever stop #sunscreens #sun screen #sunscreen #lie #roses are red #poem #funny

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Signs as disney princesses..

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pieces

#signs #princess #disney #disney princess

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The Signs as The Breakfast Club quotes

Aries: I don't think that I need to sit here with you fuckin' dildos anymore!

Taurus: I have just as many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them

Gemini: I don't have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan

Cancer: Because it's my business - my personal business.

Leo: Do you know how popular I am? I am so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

Virgo: You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.

Libra: Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!

Scorpio: I'll do anything sexual, and I don't need a million dollars to do it either.

Sagittarius: Did you know without trigonometry, there'd be no engineering?

Capricorn: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.

Aquarius: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Pisces: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all

#signs #breakfast club #quotes

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When the signs have a crush...

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

#signs #crush #love

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#superwoman #feminist #feminism #women #cape #superpowers #superhero

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Signs When Hugging

Aries: Hugs everyone the same except for one person

Taurus: Arms protectively around the other person

Gemini: Smiling the whole time

Cancer: Hugs like is the last hug they’ll ever give

Leo: Is really casual about it

Virgo: Not really a huger but let’s other people hug them

Libra: If the person doesn’t hug their way is very judgmental about it.

Scorpio: Intense hugging 

Sagittarius: Calm af but really super exited about the hug

Capricorn: Enjoys it way to much and wants more

Aquarius: Cute side hug

Pisces: Really cuddly about the hug

#signs #hug #hugging

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The Signs as Sakimichan’s Artworks

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

#signs

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the infernal devices + Z O D I A C

Aries • Will Herondale | Taurus • Charlotte Branwell | Gemini • Gabriel Lightwood | Cancer • Jem Carstairs | Leo • Cecily Herondale | Virgo • Gideon Lightwood | Libra • Tessa Gray | Scorpio • Nathaniel Gray | Sagittarius • Jessamine Lovelace | Capricorn • Camille Belcourt | Aquarius • Henry Branwell | Pisces • Sophie Collins

#signs #people

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The Signs reading a book :

Screams at the book, cries, smiles, laughs, throws book against the wall, cries again : Virgo, Cancer, Aries, Libra

Makes a tumblr dedicated to the book, writes fanfiction, ships literally everything in this book : Pisces, Scorpio, Aquarius

Has literally never cried or laughed while reading : Gemini, Capricorn

Forgets to read : Taurus, Sagittarius, Leo

#signs #books

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Why the hell does this video have 4,755 views?!

#pornhub #lesbians

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This is important.

Damn

#beauty

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The signs as Marvel/DC Heroes and Villains

Aries: Deathstroke

Taurus: Iron Man

Gemini: Mystique

Cancer: Captain America

Leo: Emma Frost

Virgo: Spider-Man

Libra: Wonder Woman

Scorpio: Green Arrow

Sagittarius: Loki

Capricorn: Black Widow

Aquarius: The Joker

Pisces: The Thing

#signs #super hero #avengers #villain #marvel #dc

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The signs as SpongeBob quotes

Aries: I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, REALLY hot.

Taurus: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

Gemini: Do you smell that? A smelly smell that smells... smelly.

Cancer: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo!

Leo: Can I have everyone's attention? I have to use the bathroom.

Virgo: I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always hated it.

Libra: It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!

Scorpio: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Sagittarius: Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, opening my secret compartment of my secret box, revealing one embarassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas party!

Capricorn: No need to panic people I'm just in charge for the next 15 minutes.

Aquarius: FUUUUTUUURRRREEEEE

Pisces: It may be stupid, but it's also dumb.

#signs #spongebob #quotes

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why the signs are screaming

aries: their phone's dying

taurus: they missed their favorite tv show

gemini: they're not

cancer: they opened their fridge and found nothing

leo: they lost a bunch of followers

virgo: someone ate their slices of pizza

libra: because they just want to

scorpio: fangirling/fanboying

sagittarius: they're just singing but people just think they're screaming

capricorn: god knows

aquarius: they're too sassy for anything

pisces: they want food

#signs

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The signs and their stereotypes

Aries stereotype: ready to fight everyone for everything, super argumentative, and extremely careless. Will most likely yell everything they say, and have the shortest temper. Athletes.

How an Aries actually is: An extremely concerned and caring person. They make faithful friends and lovers. Sometimes they can get a bit passionate and become loud. Full of energy, and very intense. (Total cuties)

Taurus stereotype: FOOD. FOOD. FOOD. Will eat every motherfucking thing they see. Will eat your hand if it comes into contact with their face. Did I mention that they love food?

How a Taurus actually is: Likes food, and is a bit selfish when it comes down to food. Kinda hard to become friends with as they are so stubborn, but once you get past that, they make very loyal friends.

Gemini stereotype: Emotionless wrecks, constantly joking, takes nothing seriously. Probably a comedy king/Queen. Literally has 19733717 personalities. Friends with everyone, but hates everyone.

How a Gemini actually is: They actually feel very many emotions, but they find it hard to express them with words, so they cry most of the time. They have a good sense of wit and a quite secretive. They can be blunt at times, but that's how you know they love you.

Cancer stereotype: Crying mess. Total sweetheart. Clingy as fuck. Shy and withdrawn, barely leaves their homes. Most likely because they're crying. *Cry*

How a Cancer actually is: Awkward with displaying their emotions. However, they are quite sensitive. When it comes to friendship they love to constantly hang out with their friends, and need attention. But they are very low key about it. Family comes first with them. Always.

Leo stereotype: Always has a mirror in hand. Probably trips and falls while walking because they're looking at themselves. Can't talk about anything else besides themselves. Thinks that are the greatest creation known to mankind.

How a Leo actually is: They ooze with confidence. They're fab and they know it. Sometimes, they can be standoffish when around people they don't know. Are very talkative. And are connected with art.

Virgo stereotype: EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NEAT. GET THOSE GODDAMN GERMS AWAY FROM ME YOU NASTY LITTLE SHIT. Totally neurotic and has everything neat and organized. Probably has perfect grades.

How a Virgo actually is: Very lazy and doesn't clean anything (including themselves)very much. They're very creative and have a bit of a careless attitude.

Libra stereotype: Total flirt and extremely romantic. Can get anyone they want. But is extremely two-faced.

How a libra actually is: are quite obsessed with beauty. Can be a shallow. Very opinionated. They jump from person to person, aren't very faithful.

Scorpio stereotype: SEX. GOD. Period. Sex and world domination. They'll fuck you, and kill you.

How a Scorpio actually is: They're sensual and are obsessive. They feel everything so intensely, and are drawn to darker themes.

Sagittarius stereotype: Athlete, whose super chill, but automatically popular. Totally fucking perfect in every way possible.

How a Sagittarius actually is: big hearts, very chill, and cares a lot about popularity. A bit annoying.

Capricorn stereotype: They only care about grades and work. They're cold and emotionless.

How a Capricorn actually is: Laid back and careless. Very cool and have an addictive personality. Care the most about their friends and family.

Aquarius stereotype: Strange and annoying aliens.

How an Aquarius actually is: Extremely happy and friendly. Honest and kind. Although, a bit strange.

Pisces stereotype: Fish who cries nonstop.

How a Pisces actually is: A fan of the arts and very chill. They have a good sense of humor and are good lovers.

#signs #sign #streotypes #society