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Some VAILD reasons to use a handicap bathroom.

You have a visible disability.

You have an invisible disability.

You have very severe claustrophobia and the more space you have the more comfortable you feel.

You are older.

You are pregnant.

You are a parent and your child cannot go to the bathroom unaided.

Or in my case…

You go to a public school with around five thousand students not including staff and the handicap stall is the only one in the restroom in your building that has a lock on it. ☺️

#public schools #public school #disability #🇺🇸 #‘merica

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To all the non-verbal people out there I need your help!

Recently I’ve found that the periods of time I go non-verbal or semi-verbal have gotten longer and more often. So writing to people in my notes app isn’t really efficient enough anymore.

So I went in search of finding an AAC app to help me better communicate with others only to find price tags on almost all of them. Those that weren’t pay to download or monthly subscription were either horrible to navigate or made for little children.

I hate that we live in a world where people are capitalizing on not only are need to communicate but the parents who are trying their best to accommodate and communicate with their children.

I saw an app for over $200 and another for about $160.

This is ridiculous so I would really appreciate if anyone could give me names of free apps or give me other ideas on how to communicate during the times I can’t do so verbally.

Thank you for everything and stay safe out there.

#autism #actually autistic #nonverbal #non verbal #semiverbal #semi verbal #sometimes words are stupid #stupid like autism speaks #autism parenting #do any of my parents know anything #verbal loss #semispeaking #AAC

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Ok honestly what is with the lack of RTTE X DoB/RoB crossovers.

Am I the only one mad about this?

#httyd dob #httyd rob #httyd #httyd rtte #rtte #dob #rob #hiccup haddock #how to train your dragon #am i alone in this?

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My cat just got comfy and is making biscuits on my lap but I have something in the oven and it will be out soon!!!

MY HOUSE IS GONNA BURNNNNN!!!!!!!

#cat parent #issues #she’s just to cute even though #she’s digging her claws into my skin #cats of tumblr #cute cats #black cat #impossible to get a good picture of them #but i tried

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After not wanting the pressure of having to write a fic if I lost interest I cracked and this is the result.

There it has been done.

#lego monkie kid #lmk #mk #xiaolin showdown #jack spicer #mei #chase young #omi

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tiny cactus

i made him

he shall be known as tiny tim

#tiny tim #cross stitch #crossstichlove #needlepoint #needlework

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So you guys know the fanfic trope where Wally from JLU is YJ Kid flash?

Ok so imagine this.

Wally from JLU is YJ Kid flash AND JLU Batman is YJ Nightwing. Neither of them know each other is from their og universe until they have a mission, just the two of them, and they open up to each other about not being from this universe. But for some reason their stories sound to alike so they run some tests and discover that they came from the same universe.

They both have a very emotional reunion.

Then go straight to trolling the league.

The whole JL is super confused why Batman and Flash are suddenly best friends and have inside jokes. The first time Flash made Batman giggle Superman passed out.

It would even better as Birdflash. Just imagine Green lantern walking in on them making out during duty.

Bonus points if Dick just stops doing the Batman voice around Wally and him talking like a normal person scares the league shitless.

#jlu #yj #young justice #wally west #dick grayson #batman #flash #the flash #kid flash #nightwing #robin #birdflash #justice league #green lantern #superman #clark kent #justice league unlimited

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I want many things

I want Giorno with Hamon

I want Giorno with the world

I want Giorno in stilettos

I want Giorno with long luscious black hair

I want Giorno to go get gelato with his hero

And refer to him as padre

And I want Bruno to be seething with jealousy

Preferably all in separate fics

#giorno #giorno giovanna #giorno’s hero #bruno buccerati #bruno buccellati #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo's bizarre adventure vento auero #i have a dream #where giorno is a badass Hamon user

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It’s truly tragic that the JoJo fandom is lacking in Giorno’s hero fics.

Ima just leave that there.

#giorno #giorno giovanna #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo's bizarre adventure vento auero #giorno’s hero #bruno buccerati #bruno buccellati #jojo #fanfic #fic #fanfiction #a true tragedy #if anyone knows some though please let me know

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Welcome to another episode of fics I’m to lazy to write but want to read

✨XIAOLIN EDITION✨

(aka chack)

Dragon of Metal!Jack

I love this AU and wanted to take my own spin on it.

In this version Jack has always been aware he was the Dragon of Metal finding out through his Grandmother who previously was in the Heylin conflict. Though he can control his powers he was never taught to incorporate them in to a fighting style so he just uses them to speed up the process of creating Jack bots. He assumed everyone was already aware because really why would a random dude be involved in this conflict, let alone one who could pump out robots so fast.

He never really thought to mention it till a showdown were the challenge was to escape a metal maze first. He was super confused why they would outright put him at an advantage but just kinda shrugs it off. He uses his powers to locate the Wu in the center of the maze and proceeds to make his way towards it before deciding F it and just rips holes in the maze walls. All of a sudden the cheering from the monks stops and Jack looks up confused at the sudden silence only to see everyone staring at him in shock.

The rest of the fic is just Omi doing everything in his power to get Jack on their side and Chase being at a loss for words,

#xiaolin showdown #jack spicer #chase young #chack #omi #bonus points if omi knew the whole time #and that’s why he keeps trying to convert jack to their side

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I have a thirst for more Dragon Ball X Monkie Kid content and if I don’t acquire it soon I shall wage war on France

#lego monkie kid #lmk #monkey king #sun wukong #mk #swk #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dbz #son goku #goku

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If I don’t get more Xiaolin Showdown X Lego Monkie kid fanfics I will die immediately

There are so many opportunities people!

Thus I have taken the time to compile a list.

Jack Spicer is Spicynoodles kid. He just shares so many of their qualities. His wu of choice is the monkey staff. THE MONKEY STAFF! He loves robotics. He has red hair. He’s a huge fanboy. You can’t change my mind on this.

Mei is related to Chase and she finds out from an old book somewhere that he’s still alive so she goes and visits him causing her to get wrapped up in the Heylin/Xiaolin conflict.

Jack Spicer is Red Son and has just been doing showdowns to cure his boredom and test his robots.

MK finds out that Omi is a relative of his and visits the temple to meet him. He ends up involved in the conflict as a result and proceeds to wipe the floor with everyone. Especially Bean.

Jack grows up to be Tang and during an incident ends up back in time. He then proceeds to flaunt his powers as the Golden Cicada and Master Fung just thinks he’s awesome.

And I have more of which I will keep adding on as I think of them!

Someone write this!!!

#lego monkie kid #lmk #mk #mei #red son #chase young #jack spicer #master fung #omi #xiaolin showdown #heylin #Hannibal bean #fanfiction #fanfic #crossover

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Another crime of the highest caliber. The absence of DBZ X LMK crossovers!

They have so much potential! Like Goku was literally based off Sun Wukong.

For example:

MK is Goku and after leaving the city once he was finished training with Monkey King he follows canon from then on but he just starts out slightly older. The whole Grandpa Gohan was just an analogy for Monkey King. Eventually something happens at some point in the future and the LMK crew shows up at like a party the DBZ crew is having. Hilarity ensues. Monkey King is happy to be a Grandpa and won’t stop fawning over Goten and Gohan, Beerus is legitimately afraid of SWK since he knows about what went down in heaven (The jade emperor and the Zenos are the same beings they just switch forms kinda like in Percy Jackson), and Macaque meets Vegeta. Because Mac would hate him and you can’t tell me otherwise.

Basically the one above this but hes SWK. Because fuck timelines you can work something out.

The DBZ crew has to find this important artifact to defeat their current enemy and Bulma tracks it to Flower Fruit Mountain. They break in and SWK is not happy. When Beerus or Freiza (you pick) insults him in some way SWK whoops their asses and kicks them out throwing the artifact with them; the DBZ crew learns that they are far from the strongest fighters on earth.

Either Goten, Trunks, or Gohan is friends with MK. He meets the crew after being invited to an event and when Beerus complains about more monkeys MK socks him in the nose. Vegeta decides the wisest course of action from here is adoption. Goku just really wants to fight him.

And that’s not even all my ideas! I have so much more. Why is this crossover not happening!

#swk #mk lego monkie kid #sun wukong #monkey king #lmk #lego monkie kid #goten #gohan #mk #trunks #vegeta #macaque #frieza #beerus #dbz #goku #son goku #dragon ball

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I find it an absolute crime that there is yet to be a fic of just Sun Wukong and MK being transported into the past (about halfway through journey to the west) and being a wholesome father-son duo much to the confusion of the whole JTTW gang.

Like I just want to see Tripitaka panic when SWK runs towards MK after he does something wrong/gets in trouble and thinks Wukong is going to hurt him only for him to grab him by both shoulders and violently shake him whilst asking if he’s ok.

Someone write this.

I NEED THIS.

#SWK #sun wukong #lmk #monkie kid mk #lego monkie kid #jttw #journey to the west #tripitaka #please write this I’m desperate🙏 #and out of fanfiction to read #Mk #monkey king