“rock legend and astrophysicist” is inarguably the most powerful title one can have. the big dick energy is thru the fucking roof
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"Do what you have to do now, you'll have time for yourself when you finish school!"
Yeah but I'll have absolutely no energy left to do anything for myself because the passion for everything I have loved doing has been drained out by controlling teachers, deadlines, pressure and lack of support. I would have forgotten what 'time for myself' feels like, and will state blankly at the wall because I have no idea what to do with myself.
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no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier
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America
After an entire day of driving I'm finally at my hotel. I am sorry for the lack of posts lately, this trip has been long and without 4G. First time sleeping in a bed in 4 days !!!
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rdj, teaching holland how to drive: okay, you’re driving, and Mackie and Evans walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
holland: Oh, definitely Mackie. I would never hurt Evans.
rdj, massaging his temples: The brakes, holland. You hit the brakes.
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Dimitri is love. Dimitri is life.
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???
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OH. MY. GOD.
My friend just made up this theory.
Avengers aren't real. None of that is. When Bucky left Steve to go to the war and never came back, we all know how imaginative Steve is. He made everything up. The supersoldier serum that cured him of everything, the love of his life (who was based on one of the girls that Bucky once dated), the loss of Peggy that would make the world sorry for him, a new family full of people just as heroic, the "frenemy" that Tony was to spice it all up. It's all a story to help him cope with everything he lost and couldn't do in the war. It's all not true.
Credits to @beautifulcolorcroissantpasta
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Col. Anthony Joseph Drexel Biddle, hand-to-hand combat expert, 1943. Known for ordering trainee Marines to attempt to kill him with bayonets, and disarming them all.
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Let's all agree that we're in denial and Steve has never time travelled or abandoned us because thAT'S A DICK MOVE
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Bucky: Steve has no self preservation or survival skills. I think he was born with out them.
Sam: That can’t be right.
Bucky: Watch this.
Bucky: Steve, I’ll race you down the stairs.
Steve: *jumps out a window*
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