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mina-ahavi · 1 year
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ozzgin · 3 months
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The two yakuza men are just pookies, they'd never do anything wrong (if we don't count the whole, yk, killing and torturing people for their job). The skrunklies🥺
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I expected nothing less from the kind of people frequenting my blog haha
Where’s that meme about “me after excusing murder because the character is hot and misunderstood” 😭
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Kind of amazed at the reveal that Ichiban's mom is apparently a mixed Japanese and indigenous Hawaiian woman, bc I've always hc he was mixed race. Unless the game reveals that she lied about her heritage or something, I'm just pleasantly surprised that Ichiban being mixed is canon
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mejomonster · 2 years
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I'm in the majima goro pit I am dating goromi
#yakuza#majima goro#lb#also idk how to describe but majima is literally me. if i had his life yup thats moi#and for once recognition of the self in the other spurns love instead of Yikes lol#just did the goromi date and i am goromi#also it was. so fun? that like kiryu was playing#fight-chicken? its like gay chicken but instead of trting to almost be gay then chickwn out#kiryu is just awkwarx and trying to be with majima but NOT get in a fight#whereas majima wants to fight if theyre in the same place. so its fight-chicken#but also like. majima is like so my ideal man can fight and hes You#and youre like ah i just was asking in general (in case majima somehow fights u for flirting)#so then makima says how dare u not man up and take responsibility and date me for flirting with me! fight!#and ur kiryu like aw nah oh jeez i didnt avoid the fifght option after all#then the fight ends and majimas like u CAN fight ur Such my type and kiryus like this was fun uvu and#majimas like WELL now i got research. just to like. do thaf fight chicken again#where hes gotta turn kiryu actually being friendly into a fight so tjey dont just end up#cuddling domestic peaceful best friends which is clearly what#would happen if kiryu was in charge#also. kiryu is a#service top/bottom. dudes like ah id enjoy things more if trying to please someone else OKAY got u bro#anyway it was so fun#I PERSONALLY love that the 3 hostesses#are 1 girl who hates flirting. one whos a lesbian. and one whos ur bi rival who cares about u#the dream
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yandere-writer-momo · 11 months
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reader this partner Pickle, who has already claimed his mate, leaving a tooth mark and a bunch of his marking territorial warnings on other people's skin (maybe the tooth marks are not visible under his clothes).
Pickle lets the reader walk and socialize, knowing that communication and sociality help people, but when someone pays attention to his date? He shows up unexpectedly, driving competitors away from his person and taking to the nest to leave new tags.
can get headcanons where Baki, Katsumi, Retsu, Jack, or Oliva might be flirting with the Reader (maybe they love Reader) without paying attention to Pickle's territorial tags, or not knowing who the Reader's partner is.
So I’m going to take this to another level. How about oblivious reader with Pickle who believes he’s your mate (he’s delulu)? It’s all because you smiled at him.
His bite would hurt too much and probably kill you.
Yandere Baki Head Canons
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Pickle x oblivious AFAB reader edition (plus the yarem)
Minors Do Not Interact
TW: Scent marking, animalistic behavior, and Pickle
Pickle
You were the only female fighter amongst the others that challenged him. And rather then be scared of you, like he was Jack, Pickle was entranced by you. While he took the men smiling him as a challenge, he took your look as an invitation. Pickle was more than willing to accept a strong female like you as his mate
Pickle follows you around like a dog. His form not far from you at all times. He’s always cooing over you and trying to gift you various animals he hunted. It’s very strange to you but you don’t question him. Maybe he’s being friendly?
Pickle scents the entire outer perimeter of your house much like a dog or cat. You noticed a strange pungent scent every time you came home after a long day but you didn’t think anything of it. There must be more cats around than normal
Pickle begins to try fighting off the other competition. He growls and swats at the other fighters who smile and talk with you. He will not share. He is the strongest male and he’s the only one with the right to claim you
Pickle starts taking his courting more seriously, even when you cover your nose when he’s around (he smells so bad). He still tries to woo you by bringing you large game and various trinkets he finds. Choose him. Mate with him
He tries to kill Hanayama when he notices the yakuza gifting you flowers and you accept them. The two men are fighting until they’re both covered in blood and their bones are broken. Pickle is so thrilled when you fret over both injured men. He takes your care as you accepting him
Pickle starts to break into your home more often and tries to lay in the bed with you, but you always kick him out. He smells awful. That’s when you decide to take it upon yourself to clean him
Pickle follows you into a river as you go swimming. You almost threw up when you noticed how the water changed colors when he got in. The Neanderthal mimicking you as you kept dunking yourself in the water. Was this some sort of mating ritual? He accepts! He’s having a lot of fun copying you but he really wants to know when you’ll mate with him
You’re slowly able to get Pickle to allow you to use soap on him. You teach him how to wash himself but demonstrating on your fully clothed self. He copied you in interest. He really enjoys this game the two of you are playing (he believes it to be a game)
He finally has a tolerable scent by the time you’re done. It’s a massive improvement
Pickle still chases away your suitors. He chases away Jack, Katsumi, and Hanayama all the time. He throws rocks at them all the time when the male fighters try to gift you things. Why can’t they understand that you’re his mate?! You accepted Pickle and he accepted you
Pickle ups his scent marking game and he starts rolling his (clean) body around your sheets now. The caveman wrapping his body over yours while you’re asleep. His tongue and teeth are lightly dragged across the bare skin on your neck and back to try to leave a mark on you. One that will make them understand you’re his
Pickle starts being more touchy. He will pull you into his lap so he can check your hair for any snacks (bugs). He loves how small you are compared to him. Pickle also swipes your snacks from your bag. He adores when you feed him
Pickle starts trying to get you to groom his hair as well. He loves when you comb his hair with a comb. It feels so good on his scalp
Pickle nips at Katsumi whenever the karateka tries to hold your hand. Pickle picks you up and physically moves you away from Katsumi. Sometimes he puts you up in a tree. His actions don’t deter Katsumi at all
Pickle throws Katou across the room when he tries speaking to you. Just yeets him like a ball. Pickle is super possessive of you (it rivals Hanayama)
Pickle slaps Jack across the face when the blonde smiles at you. Jack is not allowed to challenge you (apes smile at each other for intimidation). Pickle is terrified of Jack but he’s willing to stand up to Jack to keep the blonde monster away from you
Pickle snarls at Baki whenever the redhead gets too close. He beats on his chest and growls, trying to make himself look bigger whenever Baki so much as turns his head in your direction
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doki-doki-imagines · 3 months
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Hey I like your writing! I’d like to request headcanons if you are still taking them? I follow you on a separate account, so that’s why I had the courage to ask this with anonymous off.
I was thinking of the men competing for the reader? It would be like: Raiden/Kung Lao, Kenshi/Johnny, Lin Kuei brothers are each other’s rivals and they do their own things to one up each other or to gain the reader’s favor more 😆
author note: Don't worry! Anyway you don't need to follow me to request something!🫡
Raiden vs Kung Lao: -Ohhh the sparks. No way Raiden will back down, and Lao knows it. -The fight for your heart starts now. -Their approaches are different. Raiden is all soft words and quiet dates (masked as friendly outing). Raiden bets everything on his sweet personality because he thinks he doesn't look good enough for you. -Lao is all for showing off his physique. Biceps always exposed, smiling more than usual to show off the dimples you seem to like so much (and also because Lao is just happier when next to you). -He has no doubt you can fall just for his amazing personality too, but you know, since he has such a great physique, it would be stupid not to use it. -Lao is like a peacock showing off his round tail, hoping to impress you. -Raiden doesn't show off, but he'll always pay when he takes you out to eat or will make you win bets on purpose. -His proud smile makes your knees go jello. -They won't play dirty tricks to each other because, after all, they are friends! -The choice is yours!
Johnny vs Kenshi: -Master rizzer vs Secret rizzer. -Johnny knows about his friend's crush on you, but doesn't mind. No way his introvert friend can woo you! -What he doesn't count is that his friend is an ex-yakuza, and as one, had to seduce people and get into their pants to steal information more than once. -And Kenshi was always successful. -Johnny doesn't mind fighting for your love; he fully believes you'll reciprocate his crush! -He is all sweet smiles and warm eyes gazing into yours. Johnny tries to show off every time you are near him. -Johnny asks you out daily, and sometimes you accept. His smile on those occasions could light up an entire mansion. -He acts like a big lazy cat. If you compliment him back, you can hear a purr blossoming from Johnny's chest. -Everyone can tell that he is wrapped around your fingers. -Kenshi is way more subtle but much more intense. -He'd share a meal with you under a blossoming tree in complete silence. -"I love spring. The flowers on the trees are beautiful." Kenshi would chuckle at your words. Then he'll grip your chin, his hand going so smoothly on it you almost forgot he is blind. "I'm sure it's a way to thank you for blessing them with your beauty every day." Kenshi says it so naturally that you believe him. No comeback goes through your brain. -He is gonna use all his knowledge to woo you. -He is there for you, but never clingy. Kenshi is all subtle touches that leave you hanging. You need to miss him. -Also more prone to talk down Johnny. Kenshi is a man with a mission and needs to brush away all the obstacles to reach his goal. -The tomcat or the sneaky ninja? Okay, maybe the comparison doesn't sound fair… -Welp! It's your choice!
Bi-Han vs Kuai Liang vs Tomas Vrbada: -Mortal Kombat begins now! With the difference that, this is really mortal. -Every day is a brawl. They try to bring the other down all the time. -When Liang thought he had to win just against Tomas, he was quieter. He still wants to conquer your heart, but he doesn't try to bring his brother down. -The same could be said of Tomas. He wants to win your heart fair and square, not spreading lies about his rival and brother. Simply making you fall for him. -But when they noticed how Bi-Han looks at you… -They both look at each other in the eyes, and realisation hit them both like a brick. -Bi-Han really doesn't care about them and will also try to brush his crush for you off. He is grandmaster he doesn't have time for foolish stuff like love. -But when Bi-Han noticed his brothers crush for you… now he absolutely wants you. -Oh, Liang stood you up? "Damn, I'm so sorry. Come with me! I'll pay for everything you want at Madame Bo!" Tomas replies, voice thrilling full of happiness. -If only you knew that Liang didn't arrive because somebody trapped him in the woods. -Tomas forgot about your birthday. "That fool only cares for himself. Take this. My gift for you." Bi-Han pushes it toward your chest, fake indifference dripping from his gestures. The "By Tomas" note carefully replaced with "By Bi-Han". -That ass of Bi-Han froze the walls of your house? Don't worry, dear Liang will help you out warming the house up. And if you don't mind, he'll embrace you "So at least you can warm up." His handsome face dangerously close to yours. -If only you knew Bi-Han and Liang bickered before and the pyromancer made sure for Bi-Han's attack to hit exactly your house… -They are like beasts always going at each other thorats. Sadly, this make them all grumpier. -If they keep going like this, you won't end up with either of them. -But if you are interested, move fast! Or the world will have fewer ninjas soon…
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emojellyace08 · 4 months
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Hi! Big fan of your oneshots. Can I request a female Gojo x lookism men characters. Where Gojo dies and is reincarnated into the popular webtoon Lookism but "HE" became a "SHE". Gojo being gojo causes mayhem wherever she goes and rizzing people especially teasing the students at J-high because she is now their teacher. And Gojo is more chaotic than Goo and I imagine her saying to Gun, "I'm the strongest". Since he reincarnated as a girl and in a world without curse energy he doesn't have any CE but he is still super strong just like the OP characters in the webtoon especially since he's an expert in the martial arts. He still has the six eyes but not as OP and draining he just can see really well than the average person.
Female! Gojo Reader x Lookism Cast!
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𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 ���𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀 (𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐥). 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 (𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲) 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬,𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝)
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In the world filled with infinite possibilities, you wouldn't expect to end up in another universe. You, one of the most (if not) powerful sorcerer in the whole world ends up dying in the hands of Sukuna. And you wouldn't expect to get reincarnated in an ordinary world without curses. Well, that's what you thought at first.
You were first confused at how did you turn into a baby. But lucky for you, your family is part of one of the most wealthiest and powerful Yakuza in Japan. Growing up, you were confused about your identity. Asking your mom if you really turned into the opposite sex. "Ma, can I ask you something?" "Sure darling, what's the matter?" she asked with a sweet tone as she prepares your meal. "Am I really a girl?" "Well, physically you are a girl. But if you feel like not fitting with the other little girls, it's okay if you like masculine toys. But inside of you must be always genuinely kind and is ready to help others without wanting anything in return."
You may still have the familiar sapphire blue eyes, hair fluffy like clouds, skin white as snow, and your personality intact with your female body, you still can't help but to feel weirded out in your early life. Without your powers, you felt the familiar feeling of dread linger through your soul. All the training and physique were wasted because of that monster! But you forced your dad to teach you martial arts. He almost scolded and beaten you up for "disobeying" his rules as you are not fitted to replace his heir. Feeling that familiar burst of pride in your heart that wanted to explode and lash out to him and knowing to yourself that you have LOTS of experience in your past life as a Jujutsu Sorcerer, you trained yourself for years to prove your own father wrong and show him who really is the weak one. Time-skip ahead, you successfully graduated and hired as a teacher for Physical Education knowing that you are body-kinesthetic.
You made your way into the school hallways with your bag. Instead of books for your lessons that you will discuss about, it's filled with sweet treats (and some lip balms to keep yourself ✨sexy, gorgeous, and daring✨. You remember high-school days when many teenage boys at your age often fight outside your house when they used to court you. "Sorry, I'm not attracted to men and girls are really scary! Sheesh people are so cheesy these days!"
Knowing your instincts, you tend to be a bit too friendly with other people as you are excited to annoy another living soul in this earth today. "He~~LLO!" you greeted quite loudly as the poor guy squeaked in surprise at your presence. "WUAH FUCK! Oh, shi- I'm sorry sunsengnim!" (teacher). "Oh, NO WORRIES PAL. You must be new here, right?" you questioned as you introduced yourself to the new student. "Well, I am (*insert female name here*) and according to every men and women that I had rizzed, I'm the most prettiest and sexiest woman and teacher in this country. Well then nice to meet you." you winked as to express your friendliness as he awkwardly shook your pale hands with his sweaty ones. "Ah, I'm sorry for the overflowing enthusiasm. Let's go to your new class for us to meet them!" you chuckled as you ate your mochi, even offering to share Hyung-Seok but he politely declines.
The moment you and Daniel entered the Fashion Department class, everyone's jaws dropped as it almost hit on the floor for dramatic effect. And you know that you weren't wasting their time when you gave all those candies as prizes by making up a warm-up game before classes begins as they are already fond of you! The other boys trying to impress you as you platonically tease them even though you have no romantic attraction on them. And the GIRLS WOULD LOVE YOU SO MUCH. Your hair and eyes also makes them fond of you (especially Zoe since she's a Beauty-Nerd). "OMG ARE YOU AN ANGEL OR SOMETHING?!" she squealed as you let her braid her hair as you relaxed on your chair and placed your legs on the teacher's table despite it being against the rules on free time. The others were doing their own shenanigans as you keep telling them to quiet down. "So, you think I'm hot or something? I'm glad you know. Oh Zack stop abusing Jiho's hand it's just arm wrestling!'
And they also enjoy your performance activities too! Since their courses is all about sewing with those mind-twisting history behind it, of course they will get sleepy and stressed out about it. But being the bold and bright-spirited that you are, you know school won't be fun without a little stretch of your body. So you make sure that whatever you teach them sports will be easily followed, yet you tend to forget to uncomplicate the rules since you're pride and confidence gets in the way at times. Sports and a little bit of martial arts (especially with the boys) are so fun! Being competitive, you taught them not only the basic techniques and skills that all can master. But you also thought them discipline when using it as you also sighed to yourself that you can get a bit cocky when fighting too as the adrenaline keeps chasing you to your high when fighting a strong opponent. You can see Daniel, Zack, heck even Jay taking down notes to this. The other departments are also fond with you as they really idolize you as their teacher (especially The Architecture Department).
But despite having your comedic side, it's rest assured that you are not letting anyone slide whoever tries to mess with you or anyone you know or fond with. The bullies will just stare at you cowardly as you look back at them with your striking cerulean eyes yet they seem uncanny because of your menacing expression. "You little fuckers, didn't your parents told you to not disturb anyone in the way?" "WE'RE SORRY SUNGSENGNIM!"
Yet since your family background is REALLY involved with the gangs (and the 4 major crews as you have minor knowledge around it), you started to get involved with the drama. Not only because you want to protect the innocence of your students as you grew fond over them, but because you tend to get a bit bored on teaching and pissing off your co-teachers. You smirked as the thought of fighting strong opponents excites you.
And you're excitement matches up with the sturdy and powerful fighters in this universe. You even helping out your students to bring down some of the most-feared men in Korea like Jonggun and Jungoo. You even got to flirt with them with a moment before you went face-to-face with the two as you declined their offer as they asked you to be their new member for Charles Choi's success.
"Miss, I'll ask you again. Why is it that you don't want to join our team? Are you so worried about leaving your students?" The black eyed male whispered at your ear as crimson-red blood drips down to his chin as you smirked at the bruise you gave him at the side of his lips. "And for a hottie like you, I didn't expect you to be this strong! So why not join us for a million won and even more?!" the blondie exclaimed as he swung his pipe as his weapon of choice. Him looking around at the building with lots of damage done from your fighting. "First of all, that's three questions. And yes, I have no plans to team up with your shitty team since I like hanging out with my students. And lover boy take note of this, I'M GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE I"M THE STRONGEST!" you maniacally laughed as you landed a kick on Shiro Oni's face once again as he's starting to feel aroused excited about the energy that you're giving him. "If so, then LET'S FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW!" he ripped his shirt off as he rushed towards you as you did the same with that smile. "OI YOU'RE FORGETTING ME HERE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER!" Goo replied as he plans to attack you from the back.
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heich0e · 10 months
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yakuza!suna/escort!reader part 4: the prequel(ish) continued..., tw alcohol, reader goes by a stated pseudonym for her work (Yua) but is otherwise unnamed, this part immediately follows PART 3 and here are PART 1 + PART 2 icymi!! series masterlist
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“You.”
The sound of the man’s voice—low, smooth, and unmistakably pointed—makes you freeze.
The room goes terribly quiet in the wake, like no one is quite sure how to respond.
Kaito’s eyes snap towards you, a flash of something close to panic momentarily slipping through the facade of his gregariousness. He composes himself quickly and looks back to this new guest, his brows lifted in surprise as his eyes narrow into crescents thanks to how his mouth lifts in an easy smile. “Who, sir?”
“Her.”
All eyes in the lounge turn to you, but somehow you only manage to meet one pair.
Your grip on the champagne flute in your grasp is so tight you worry that the thin stem might snap between your fingers.
Kaito laughs a bit, but the sound is stiff and doesn’t fit his usual tone. He reaches up and places a friendly hand on the man beside him’s shoulder. “Why don’t you take a while to acquaint yourself with the girls, then you can—“
The man—Suna-san as he’d been introduced to you all just a few moments before—turns his face to look at him. You watch as his eyes flicker down to the hand resting on his arm with a look of disdain.
“Is there a reason you’d question my choice?” he asks flatly, a chill in his tone that makes your stomach feel uneasy. “I was told these girls are your best.”
“Of course,” Kaito assures him with an easy, obliging smile. You can’t help but notice how he quickly drops his hand. “You’ve made an excellent decision.”
The other girls and Kaito quietly leave, once the manager waves them out following a terse snap of his fingers. There’s a sense of disappointment that you detect from some of the girls as they bid the guest goodnight as they step past him, having scarcely had the opportunity to spend time in his company at all. Yuki meets your eyes as she glides past you towards the door, a curious—if not concerned—look passing between the two of you.
The door to the lounge closes behind Kaito once the last girl has filed out, and then it’s just the two of you.
You watch as Suna walks to the chair on the opposite side of the room, directly across from you, sticking close to the very edge of the wall and giving you a rather wide berth. It’s strange. Most men in these situations make their way right for you, or at least beckon you to come to them— especially ones as forthright as he’d been. Instead, he gestures for you to take your seat, nodding towards the chair you’re still standing beside. In spite of your relative confusion, you oblige him. On the other side of the room he does the same, slumping down into his seat with his legs spread wide.
You sit at the edge of the upholstered chair with your hands crossed primly atop your lap.
He watches you for a while, and under his heavy stare you find yourself resisting the urge to fidget. 
“What’s your name?” he asks you after a while.
You blink slowly, as though you’re processing the question he’s asked—though it’s anything but a difficult one.
“Yua.”
It’s not your name, of course. You’re sure he knows that too. It’s not even one that you’d chosen for yourself, in truth. There had been a girl working at the club before you started who’d used it as her pseudonym, and when she left and you arrived to take her place, it was easier just to inherit it than come up with a name of your own.
The kanji used spell out binding love.
The irony isn’t lost on you.
It doesn’t seem to be something Suna-san misses either, because there’s a little pull at the corner of his mouth that indicates a sort of wry recognition of the fact.
It goes quiet again.
You being to worry things are getting awkward. You can’t let that happen.
“Would you like something to drink?” you finally ask him, shooting him a warm smile before looking towards the mini bar.
His eyes flitter to the empty glass in your hand. “What are you drinking?”
“Champagne.” You stand and approach the bar, running your finger along the bucket where the half-empty bottle sits in ice. “But there’s plenty to choose from, no matter your taste.”
“What do you like to drink?” It’s the same question as before, more or less, but this time he poses it differently.
You glance at him over your shoulder, and find he’s watching you intently—still torpidly reclined back in his seat.
“I’m not very picky,” you answer with a little laugh. You reach for a bottle of whiskey off the bar. It’s a nice one. Expensive. You hold it up so he can see it, turning around to face him. “Would you like a highball?”
He cocks a brow. “Will you join me?”
“Of course,” you agree with a smile, and then you set to work.
Highballs are easy cocktails to make. Calling it a cocktail seems undeserved, sometimes, but the quality is in the ritual. 
First the ice goes in, and you stir it for 30 seconds using a long barspoon to chill the polished glass. The ice clinks against the edge in a delicate little noise as you go.
The room is weirdly quiet. Unnaturally so. 
The private lounges are mostly soundproof, for many reasons, but it means that none of the usual thrum of activity or music from the rest of the club seeps into the little space you occupy. It leaves a stagnant, almost uncomfortable silence stretching in between you while you work.
You drain the water from the bottom of the glasses carefully. 
Next you add the whiskey.
You’re partial to a stronger highball—somewhere closer to a 2:1 ratio of soda to spirit, but you know not everyone enjoys their drinks so potent. You opt instead for a 3:1 ratio for the evening, letting the whiskey spill down into the waiting glasses below. You stir it precisely 13 and a half times clockwise in each glass.
Last is the soda, which you allow to trickle down the rivulets of the bar spoon so it doesn’t lose its effervescence. Each drink is then garnished with a delicate twist of lemon.
You swallow, steeling your nerve before you turn to face your patron once more.
“Would you like to listen to music?” you ask cheerfully as you bring his drink towards him. 
There’s a sound system throughout the room controlled by a tablet, you’re trained to make the offer just as you had been to prepare the drinks.
“Not really,” he replies from below you once you arrive next to his chair. He reaches up to take the glass you offer him from your hand, and your fingers brush as the drink passes from your grip into his own.
His touch is warm.
Most men would pull you down into their lap at this point in the exchange, or otherwise grope you in some way, but save for that gentle pass of his fingertips along your own, he doesn’t make any attempt to touch you. 
You perch on the couch beside him, a little bit perplexed.
This man is not what you’d expected. 
He’s young, handsome, and above all strange.
Especially how he watches you—his gaze heavy-lidded but surprisingly impassive. You’re fully dressed but the way he watches you makes you feel terribly bare.
He lifts the drink to his mouth and takes a sip.
“Is it to your liking?” you ask him coyly.
He nods.
Since he’s taken his first sip, you’re now free to do the same. This drink is far sharper and stronger than the watered-down champagne you’d been sipping earlier. You savour how the heat of the whiskey sears its way down to your stomach. Part of you is relieved to finally have a proper drink in your hands.
Beside you, Suna sighs. He leans forward and sets his glass on the low table in front of him, and you watch as a bead of condensation drips down the edge of the polished glass.
Your eyes flicker over to him curiously. He meets your gaze.
“I’m not much of a drinker,” he admits with a little shrug.
“If you don’t drink and you don’t like music,”—you prop your elbow up on the armrest of his chair and rest your cheek in your hand, batting your eyelashes demurely—“this seems like a strange place you’d choose to spend an evening.”
Suna’s eyes flicker down to your lips, and he leans towards you.
“I don’t think anyone is coming here for the atmosphere.”
There’s a flutter in the pit of your stomach that erupts in the same place the whiskey had just warmed. For a few petrifying moments, only the span of a few heartbeats, you wonder if he’s going to kiss you.
As a general rule, you prefer not to kiss newcomers. It might seem an arbitrary place to draw the line, but some forms of intimacy just feel unnatural with a stranger, even in your line of work. Some of your regulars don’t even get to do that. 
For a confusing, startling moment, you can’t help but think you’ll let him if he tries.
But he doesn’t.
Instead he leans back in his seat once more, his long legs still spread before him.
“It wasn’t my choice, anyway,” he says.
You make a little sound of confusion from the back of your throat, quenching your sudden thirst with another long sip of your drink. You’re not quite sure what he means.
“Coming here tonight,” he explains, sensing your uncertainty. “I just got into a bit of a… scrape at work. My boss sent me to blow off some steam.”
He wouldn’t be the first man who used this place as a means of stress relief. Though you wonder who his boss might be to have had Kaito scrambling the way he was.
“I see,” you reply quietly. Slowly, you reach forward and set your glass atop the table next to his own, the difference in how much you’ve each consumed more stark when your glasses rest side by side. You pull yourself upright again, and turn to face him with your lip caught gently between your teeth. You let it slip out to quietly murmur, “I’m happy to help with that, if you’d like.”
Suna’s head tips back against his seat as his eyes close, and he lets out a breathy little laugh towards the ceiling.
Just above the neckline of his high-necked sweater, along the column of his pale throat, you see the faintest edge of a mark. 
A tattoo.
Without thinking, you reach out for it. Just before your fingertip can touch the enticing tendril of ink, his hand catches yours in a tight grip.
You jump slightly at the unexpected contact, and your eyes flash up to his face, only to find that he’s watching you again—more alert now than you’ve seen him since he arrived.
“I’m sorry,” you apologize meekly, your entire face suddenly feeling hot. You're not sure what possibly possessed you to think touching him like that was okay.
He’s still clutching your hand, but after a moment his grip eases—his touch slipping down to your wrist. His long fingers circle it easily, and something about the sight makes you feel strangely small. Breakable even. 
His hold is different now, gentler. More delicate.
Slowly, he takes your hand and guides it to his cheek.
“Your hands are cold,” he remarks as his eyes slowly close again, and you realize the chill of your touch must feel nice against his injury. His cheek is radiating heat as he holds your hand to it.
You cup your hand to cradle his face in your palm, but he still holds fast to your wrist.
“It’s from making the drinks,” you reply quietly to his comment, your thumb reaching out and ghosting over the cut on his mouth without thinking. Other than the wound, his lips are incredibly soft under the pad of your finger.
He hums, leaning into your touch. After a few moments his eyes flutter open and meet yours, but they’re heavy lidded again. His gaze hazier now. More disarming, somehow. Your thumb is still pressed to the swell of his bottom lip.
“You’re good at this,” he whispers softly, like you’re not supposed to hear it at all, and you’re confused by what he means. He tilts his face and presses his lips to the heel of your palm in a hot, open-mouthed kiss. Next his lips slide down to your wrist, mouthing at you there too.
“Pardon?” when you finally manage to speak, you find your voice is fluttery and unlike yourself.
“I really had no intention of fucking you,” he murmurs into your skin. “You just looked so miserable when I walked in that I thought it might be fun to bother you a little bit.”
Your heart is suddenly hammering in your chest, and you wonder if he can tell as his tongue sweeps out against your pulse point.
He smirks against your skin, his unfairly long eyelashes fluttering as he peeks over at you once more—his stare is just as electrifying as it had been the first time he turned it on you.
“I underestimated you,” he says, and his words sound like commendation.
Your head tilts to the side, not quite knowing what he means, but your confusion only heightens as Suna takes your hand and guides it to his throat. He holds it there the same way he holds you in his gaze—firm and unwavering.
“I didn't think you’d be so good at seducing me.”
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weeb-polls-with-pip · 6 months
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Autistic Anime Girls Group 3 Round 2 Match 5
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SUBMISSION PROPAGANDA:
Sayaka -
"Deadpan, forthright, and unapologetically candid, Kanamori never hesitates to voice her thoughts, no matter how harsh or unvarnished they may be. She is often deemed as impolite, ruthless or severely intimidating (by adults and peers her age alike), and is jokingly compared to the likes of the Yakuza. She’s regarded with a degree of caution, due to her unwavering no-nonsense attitude and the fact that she will stop at nothing to get what she wants, phone camera at the ready to capture any slip up that could potentially be used as blackmail later. Survival is her top priority, looking out for herself and whoever might be left behind unfairly by circumstance. She has a steadfast mind for business and strong work ethic, openly admitting to her desire for monetary compensation (or other favors and methods of payment, such as milk or food) for even the smaller and most mundane of tasks, and won’t shy away from charging fellow members of the club as well.
She firmly holds the belief that friendship is an idealized and glorified notion. To her, individuals referred to as "friends" are often mere products of chance, brought together by shared interests and nothing more. Sayaka adamantly refrains from using the term "friend" and readily corrects anyone who mistakenly categorizes her coworkers or those she spends time with as such. She befittingly conveyed this perspective of hers to Midori on the very day they first crossed paths, and this prompted Midori to freely opt out of using the label entirely as well, instead referring to her closest peers as “comrades” ever since.
Regardless of this, Sayaka prefers to achieve a level of coexistence, as she personally describes it, with those she truly cares about, such as the few other club members. While not explicitly considering the girls as her friends, her actions reveal a deep concern for their well-being. She often watches over them, remains by their side and is ready to defend them and their cause whenever necessary. A significant reason the club came to be in the first place is Sayaka's recognition of her classmates' immense artistic potential. She encouraged them to establish their own independent studio, enabling them to create their animated films, attain recognition, and reap profits from their efforts.
In her role as their producer, she's primarily motivated by financial gain, but as she reviews Midori's and Tsubame's work, she ensures they always have the option to do their job efficiently and avoid overexerting themselves if they ever choose to do so. She’s equally supportive of their goals and will often assure them that their art is more than good enough. She insists that their work is already impressive; therefore, they could forgo so much self-imposed pressure and stop doubting their abilities or attaching undue importance to others' unhelpful criticisms, as these are often incongruent with their own artistic sensibilities and convictions.
Sayaka lacks interest and doesn’t possess much insight about art herself, yet she is more than willing to learn from her team to become a better producer. Aside from having a keen eye for business since her early childhood (despite being bad at math), she also appears to be quite knowledgeable in a wide variety of topics, and will take people by surprise whenever she starts rambling about the ins-and-outs of something that’s relevant at any given moment. One time, someone pointed out that Kanamori wasn’t at all different from Asakusa on this regard, to which Tsubame responded with a simple and knowing “yup”.
She can be seen idly cracking the knuckles of her right hand every now and then, and rarely displays a different emotion as she goes about her day donning a neutral grimace on her face. Kanamori almost only ever smiles when she’s getting paid, when friendly mocking someone, or when she’s in the middle of twisting someone’s arm to hers and the club’s advantage.
I’m going to cut it here, since I realized I have much more to say about Sayaka than any other Eizouken member so far (I thought Midori was going to be the longest but this one was already effortlessly surpassing 700 words and counting. Good god) Please please PLEASE consider voting for her!! she’s an amazing character in general, and I can easily see why she’s Sumito Oowara’s personal favorite of the bunch."
Miku -
"Hatsune Miku is the character/persona created for a voice bank. As such, she has no set personality and can essentially be molded to fit the song’s scenario. She’s basically made to be your little dress up doll except your not dressing her up with clothes you’re dressing her up with your special interests and hyperfixations. She’s like the Barbie of Autism, if you will. As such, she has garnered many fans since her debut because of how relatable she is and how comforting she can be and how you can project your own interests or quirks on her and it’d still fit her because that’s essentially what she was made for!!!
You could consider the songs she sings and brings to life for producers to be her special interest!
As she’s a voice bank, she also can struggle with tone and inflection when speaking or singing, but can also, at times, sound very life like as well! She’s incredibly versatile as a tool to use for songs and as a character! She can do anything and be anything!
Also, all characters under the Vocaloid title usually come with an item that represents them! Miku’s is a leek/spring onion, even her hair has a similar appearance to one and it could be considered a special interest of hers!
I know the whole “she can be anything” seems sorta like flimsy propaganda for her, but I think it can also resemble how some people on the autism spectrum mask our true personalities and try and adapt to who we are talking to! And we can also have many talents and special interests at a single time! At least, that’s how my experience has been with being on the spectrum….
(Anywhosies I hope this helps! Miku has been important to me and many others for a long time and it’d be a shame for her to lose due to lack of propaganda 😔)."
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fabiansociety · 1 month
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having the hostess minigame in yakuza 0 start with a back of house perspective realllllly changes how you approach the rest of the series, if you start things here, and it does a ton to recontextualize those interactions. because you start as a manager and support staff, rather than a customer, you enter that entire world intimately aware that it is a business first, a game second, and actually affectionate a very distant third. the flirting becomes so much more friendly and less creepy as a result, when you and the hostesses are on the same page, so to speak. yes, you're flirting with women who are paid to talk to you, but you both recognize that this isn't serious, and your flirtations aren't offered sincerely anymore than their responses are. it's courtship by way of king arthur, a formalized lightly sexualized badinage that entertains everyone the same way that singing karaoke or playing pool or going to the arcade does.
the game even underlines this interpretation by keeping kiryu out of the clubs — kiryu can hook up with people via the telephone clubs, but those are *explicitly* sexual and don't have any of the in-depth and ritualized conversations that the hostess clubs do — and by introducing us to majima and the hostess world via a bad customer, who demonstrates how NOT to behave in the game. don't get too drunk, don't get physical, don't get sexual with the women, don't let the flattery and the booze and the atmosphere make you take it all seriously or as an entitlement. it makes kiryu's frequenting of the clubs in the latter games read as less sexual and more a way for a lonely man who likes women but prefers to keep them at arm's length without much risk of a sexual or romantic relationship. majima's explicitly textual *performance* of a flirty customer opens the door for a similar subtextual reading of kiryu's patronage as a customer
as always, it's a bit of an open question how much this was intended — yakuza 0 is a messy game in many respects — but i think it's maybe meaningful that the game includes this subversive rereading of the series' long-running hostess minigames and NOT, say, even a glimpse of yumi sawamura, the closest thing kiryu has to an actual heterosexual relationship
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hi can i have one about fuyuhiko and/or hajime catching feelings :>
FUYUHIKO & HAJIME CATCHING FEELINGS:
I hardly ever write for Fuyuhiko, so I’m really really hoping I did alright!! Have a wonderful day, thank you again!!
✧FUYUHIKO KUZURYUU:✧
♡ Well, shit…
♡ All you did was make an effort for his birthday once again.
♡ And an effort for texting him, and an effort to be patient with him for all these years, and an effort to keep in contact, and an effort to make him a friend…
♡ Oh, oh dear…
♡ Maybe there was a lot more that you did, things that he’d always appreciated deep down in that stubborn little heart of his, but things he’d only just started connecting to the feelings in his chest.
♡ He didn’t know what to do.
♡ Fuyuhiko knew for some time that there was something going on regarding his feelings towards you, but today had only solidified it.
♡ And he did not know what to do from there.
♡ Well, he knew what to do, he wasn’t stupid, but he didn’t know when, or how or even…
♡ Or even if you’d want to hear it.
♡ Definitely paced around his room trying to process it all, swearing every so often under his breath.
♡ Fuyuhiko had become a very loyal friend to you, and he knew you knew that, but he hadn’t really properly seen you in quite some time. Obviously, within the year, he had, he could never want to stop seeing you entirely, but he hadn’t seen much of you over the past few months.
♡ Texting was more your thing, with him being busy within the yakuza, and you embracing the life you’d built for yourself, it was hard to find time physically. You both graduated two years ago and life was becoming very hectic.
♡ After all, you were both young adults now, time was more limited than before.
♡ Still, Fuyuhiko had thought of you dearly for years now. You were annoying at first, so very annoying, what with your stubborn patience and constant pestering.
♡ But, he grew to love that pestering. It just surprised him that someone could be so attached to a person they hardly knew, so eager to befriend, determined to check in, and he didn’t know what to make of it.
♡ Looking back now, he supposed he could have said thank you, rather than swear and huff at you the way he did.
♡ But, it’s not like he was too aggressive, was it? Because, you kept coming back, and you waiting for him to let you in.
♡ It helped that you were close to Peko too, she was like a sister to you, and that seemed to bring Fuyuhiko some sort of comfort at the time. It was nice to know Peko had a friend like you, nice to see her so happy.
♡ Peko didn't let her guard down around many people, and she especially didn’t during Hope’s Peak. She spent all of her time with Fuyuhiko, but then you came along and devoted so much time for her, made an effort for her, and then extended that effort to him.
♡ Neither of them understood it, but Fuyuhiko especially didn’t. Shouldn’t you have been intimidated? Shouldn’t you have been hesitant? Surely, his aggression should have put you off?
♡ For a little while, it seemed to have done so, but even then you still kept showing grace and love and everything friendly.
♡ His heart managed to warm up to you over the years, gradually making him appreciate your presence more and more.
♡ Once he makes the realisation, he’s pretty easily accepting of it.
♡ He just doesn’t know what to do next.
♡ He knows he’s got to say it sometime, he’s bound to, but he just doesn’t know when would be appropriate; or if it’s even a good idea. Did he really, genuinely, want to rope you into his lifestyle?
♡ He knew you knew what his life was like, you always had, but something about it becoming something unavoidable…frightened him.
♡ Fuyuhiko definitely finds it difficult to revert back to his usual behaviours with you now that he’s aware of his feelings for you.
♡ He finds it very hard to keep his blood pressure under control around you. Give him any frequent form of attention, any form of praise, any genuine interest in him as individual, even just look at him, and soon enough he’ll feel his face warming up.
♡ Eye contact becomes very difficult for him to maintain. While Fuyuhiko’s usually able to maintain eye contact no matter the circumstance, something about looking at you now seems almost impossible. He tries, he really does, because truthfully you’re so perfect he wants to keep looking, but he can’t.
♡ He can literally feel his eyes wobble as he begins to lose focus and, disguised with a nonchalantly stubborn huff, turns away.
♡ He doesn’t want to let his guard down, he doesn’t want to look stupid.
♡ Definitely gets goosebumps, and the shivers.
♡ His whole body tenses up whenever he sees you, a sudden heaviness latching onto his chest.
♡ His whole brain gets fuzzy and, although you’d never know, he’s actively fighting for his dignity the more and more he talks to you. He’s trying so hard not to stutter, so hard not to choke on his words, so hard not to look like an idiot, so hard not to be seen as weak.
♡ So hard not to give himself away…
♡ Probably becomes more protective of you than he was before. He’s not like obsessive with it, that would be silly, but he just feels this strong calling to ensure you’re safe and that you know he’s always going to be in your life.
♡ If he knew another guy was taking interest in you, he has an interesting way of handling his emotions surrounding it.
♡ He’d get internally jealous for a moment, a little angry, before then letting it go and trying to keep his cool. He’d probably get disappointed by it in his own time, realising that there was no guarantee you’d ever even return his feelings.
♡ If he ever thought you were taking interest in someone else, he’d be really mature about it and very chill, but inside he’d be devastated.
♡ Absolutely paces around his room trying to figure out what is going on with him.
♡ Peko will clock that something is the matter, but Fuyuhiko will probably deny it for a period of time.
♡ Eventually, he’ll tell her, and it’s an incredibly hard thing for him to do, even if he trusts her so.
♡ I feel like Peko would be really good at helping to reassure and calm him about the whole situation.
♡ I feel like Fuyuhiko would get dizzy spells as a result of his feelings. He’s letting himself spiral internally rather than physically cope with it, so his body is very very very confused.
♡ He’s not used to feeling as vulnerable as he is with you, and it isn’t even your fault.
♡ You’re just so special to him, he would do anything to see you smile, even if he wouldn’t admit it.
♡ Has definitely Googled advice on how to confess, but would immediately delete his search history the minute he was done gathering information.
♡ Nobody needs to know.
✧HAJIME HINATA:✧
♡ Hajime was very oblivious to it at first, unaware that the oxygen he lost whenever he saw you, unaware that the thundering sensation in his chest, unaware that his desire to talk to you was anything more than platonic fondness.
♡ His friends definitely clocked onto it faster than he did and, when they helped him connect the dots, he was very much in denial.
♡ “So, you forget to breathe, you can’t sleep, your heart feels heavy and you constantly gravitate towards them,” Chiaki repeated, looking over to Kazuichi expectantly.
♡ He looked at her for a minute, puzzled, before getting the hint.
♡ “Right, you realise all of that and…” he pauses, tilting his head, “That doesn’t sound slightly not friendly to you?”
♡ “Not friendly…?” Hajime mumbled back, confused.
♡ “Platonic,” Chiaki bluntly answered, “He means not platonic.”
♡ “Yeah, that.” Kazuichi grumbled, shrugging it off.
♡ When he figured it out, the denial set in.
♡ “Oh, no no…I just think they’re cool.”
♡ …
♡ Oh no.
♡ They were right.
♡ Now that he thought about it, he had been more drawn to you as of the past few months.
♡ He often had a strong urge to be around you, but he wasn’t bold enough to be obvious with it.
♡ He’d kind of just linger around you, not exactly being all that different, but being completely different all that once.
♡ Very straight-forward in terms of the affects of catching feelings.
♡ I mean, now that he thinks about it, it’s obvious.
♡ Do friends really crave company the way he does about yours?
♡ He has definitely taken long showers to contemplate everything.
♡ He just wants to hold you close, just wants to never leave your side.
♡ Absolutely loses his train of thought when he’s around you.
♡ Talks as if he’s running out of breath a lot more around you.
♡ Has no idea what to do with himself.
♡ Has the most DUMBEST smile whenever he thinks about you or sees you happy.
♡ Gets the nervous sweats, if he’s around you too long he will grow all hot and sweaty and unsure of himself.
♡ Bless him, he throws a pillow over his face every night to try and get you out of his head.
♡ Always wonders what you’re doing. It’ll be a random time of day and he’ll be wondering what you’re up to.
♡ Very shakey around you.
♡ He is definitely one to tremble, usually on a day where his emotions about you are particularly high.
♡ Does that thing where he glances at you, looks away, looks at you again, over and over.
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ozzgin · 5 months
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Yandere! Yakuza x Reader (II)
Reader is cozying up to her unusual home, and her new friend decides to surprise her with a romantic gift. Or at least what he considers to be romantic: a small reminder that no one else can mess with her. Continuation to the yakuza landlord idea!
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Content: Female reader, obsessive behavior, mentions of stalking, violence, death, mild gore
Tags: @depressed-but-make-it-cute
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You search for your keys and open the postal box, retrieving a thick envelope. You've been living at the new apartment for several weeks now and truth be told, you could get used to this lifestyle. Your commute to work is much shorter, the path is never devoid of people, and there are multiple bakeries on the way back with some of the best pastries you've tasted in your life.
You turn around and look for Daitou, somewhat distracted and dreamy. It really feels like a Hallmark movie. A peaceful, idyllic life. Ah, there he is! The scarred man is standing guard before one of the stores. The curtains have been pulled, blocking any glimpse of the inside. You walk towards him with a certain joyful bounce in your step. As you approach him, you can hear muffled screams coming from the building. He notices you and flashes you a smile. 
"Don't come too close, I hear the owner's been avoiding his loan payment and getting all friendly with the neighboring Family. We're questioning him in the back."
"Don't you usually do the interrogations?" 
"Only if we don't need them afterwards. I'm not too good at keeping them alive, ya know?" He scratches the back of his head and laughs awkwardly. "Do you need anything?"
You open your mouth to speak, but it's a little difficult to formulate a full sentence with the interrupted moans and cries occasionally making their way out. The door is ajar and you avoid glancing in its direction, fixating on the man before you. 
"I...uh... just wanted to know if this letter is intended for me or the landlord. It looks like an official document."
You show Daitou the envelope and just as he is about to grab it, he notices the blood stains seeped into his glove. He quickly removes it, wipes his hand on his shirt, and nonchalantly plucks the paper from your fingers.
"That's for Boss. I'll pass it on, so don't worry."
You nod and bow slightly before hurrying back home. Well, doesn't make it less of a movie, you suppose. Just more of a thriller. Or something like that. You drop your bag, slip off your shoes and throw yourself onto the futon with a loud thud. The warmth of the sheets envelops you and the wails of the shop owner become but a distant dream. 
Without the worry of stalkers, or finding a roof above your head, you can finally rest. 
Tonight is rather dark, with the moon shrouded in heavy clouds. Daitou yawns silently as he observes the masked man testing out passcodes for the entrance. Every now and then he lets out a whispered curse, crossing out another number combination on his little crumpled note. It doesn't take a genius to figure out this is the famed stalker you'd complained about earlier. No one else currently lives in the building. 
Eventually, the keypad lights up and the door unlocks. The mysterious man lifts a fist victoriously and reaches for the handle. 
"Oop! Not so fast!" Daitou drops his heavy, sinewy arm over the man's shoulders, pulling him in a friendly embrace. Like two old pals meeting at an intersection. "Let's take a walk together, what do you say? (Y/N) sleeps until noon on weekends, no need to hurry."
With a grunt, the stalker tries to shove himself out of the tightening hold, but the yakuza doesn't budge. He towers over his new friend with an unfaltering, unbothered grin. 
"Now listen, I don't blame you one bit, ya know? I ain't blind, at least not in this eye", he continues as he points to the real counterpart of his glass prosthetic, "so I'm damn well aware of a pretty girl when I see one. And (Y/N)? That's some good taste alright." 
He gives the man an affectionate pat over the chest, pulling him away from the building into one of the side streets. 
"If you want, we can have a drink before the deed, I know a good place five minutes from here. We can share some stories of our favorite girl, eh?" Daitou looks at his watch, feigning mild concern. "But I'm afraid you're not leaving this neighborhood either way. In one piece, that is." 
His arm goes limp and the masked man is released from the iron hold, tripping over from the sudden lack of support. He crawls against a wall and fumbles for something, swiftly pulling out what seems to be a pocket knife. His breathing is erratic and he points the tip of the blade towards the yakuza, now with his features darkened by a frown. He sounds like an entirely different person and the instant switch to a ragged voice startles the stranger.
"See, the trouble is, I promised miss (Y/N) I wouldn't allow a fucking dog like you to be in her presence ever again. Sadly for you, I'm a man of my word." Despite the threatening tone, his posture is relaxed and he stands before the stalker with his hands bare. 
"If I were you, I'd use that little butter knife on my own throat. I don't go easy on horny cockroaches. Especially the ones that mess with my woman." His final words spill out in a bitter growl. 
A small animal in the trashing jaws of a predator. Blood splatters and pools in the asphalt cracks and drained hands claw at the walls, hoping for an escape. As despair sinks in, the alleyway becomes quiet again, save for the merry whistle of the remaining party. Daitou carefully ties the trash bags with the focus of a child wanting to impress the parents with a chore well done. Halfway through he stops and gasps, surprised.
"Oh man, did I really just say 'my woman'? How embarrassing." He blushes and shyly pushes the wrapped slabs away. "I haven't even asked her out yet, ya know? Better not rat me out, Mr. Stalker." He snickers at his monologue and continues the cleanup. 
"Can you really not refrain yourself from smoking in here?" You try to fan away the puff of smoke, scowling at the young blonde man sitting across the table. 
"Why do you even care so much?" Kazuya groans and stuffs the remains of the cigarette in the ashtray.
"I don't want my carrot cake tasting like tobacco. You're lucky the old man is afraid of you, otherwise you would've gotten your ass banned a long time ago."
"You know, I've been thinking about it lately - haven't you gotten quite the attitude? You have a big mouth for someone surrounded by dangerous gangsters. I could blow your brains out right now." 
He lowers himself in his seat and briefly lifts his shirt, flashing a carelessly tucked in gun. He stares at you for a few seconds, as if expecting a reaction, then lets out a chuckle upon seeing your indifferent expression. 
"Shameless. You could at least try to pretend you don't know I have a soft spot for you."
"Just a wild guess, but your Boss probably wouldn't appreciate you shooting civilians in the middle of a café. That's all." You respond with a shrug. 
Your banter is interrupted by Daitou's heavy footsteps nearing in your direction. Kazuya waves, signaling your location, and kicks a chair out, inviting his friend to join. 
"Where the hell were you last night? I thought you'd come with us for drinks after that long ass questioning."
"Sorry, I had to take care of something." Daitou returns an apologetic smile and tilts his head to gaze at you. "Which reminds me, I brought you this."
Your eyes widen in surprise and a faint red tints your cheeks. Was there some special occasion you didn't know about? He places a small box in your hands and leans back in his chair with a cheerful smirk on his face. Kazuya watches the interaction, equally curious as you. 
You open the mysterious gift, giddy with anticipation. The nauseating smell abruptly invades your nostrils and you can feel the contents of your stomach bubble up and pile at the back of your throat. You gag involuntarily and slap your hands over your mouth, as the box tumbles down. A single severed human finger and some teeth glistening with moisture roll out. 
"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
Kazuya jumps from his seat, toppling over the table in the process, and lunges at Daitou's throat. The latter can only stare in shock, baffled at a reaction he didn't foresee. There's genuine confusion shaping his features.
"But-...I thought..."
"What the hell did you think, that you'd show up with fucking human remains over some tea and cake?! Jesus, Daitou, she ain't our Lieutenant!"
"But I did- I did tell (Y/N) I'd..." he tries to find you with a pleading, worried look. 
Once the risk of vomiting on the floor has diminished, you shove yourself between the men and gently try to remove Kazuya's arm, still clawed around the other man's throat.
"Let him go, Kazuya. He didn't mean to scare me." You glance at Daitou reassuringly. "Does that mean the stalker guy is now a solved matter?"
The yakuza nods energetically, his eyes now sparkling with pride. He knew you'd understand. Once the tension is lifted, you quickly sweep the gory tokens back into their box and explain the situation to Kazuya. He collapses back in his seat with a frustrated sigh, facepalming himself. 
"I'm so sorry, (Y/N), I should've told you he's being serious when he says shit like this." He glares at his friend. "She didn't actually expect you to go ahead and do it, dumbass. Couldn't you just mention it or something? 'Hey, I took care of that pervert following you around'! You think she would've demanded proof?"
Daitou is nervously fidgeting with his glass eye, as if searching for the proper words.
"But you always say women will like you more if you surprise them with gifts." He concludes with a pout.
There's a prolonged moment of silence and you burst our laughing, as the blonde simultaneously lets out an exasperated whine. You cannot get over the bizarre sight in front of you: someone as massive and imposing as Daitou, cornered like a punished school boy. 
"See, this is what I've been telling Boss. You're a lost cause." Kazuya rests his elbows on his knees, closing the distance between him and Daitou and continuing with a lecturing tone. "If you got a crush on someone, you bring them flowers or something! What are you, a crackhead? Do I have to teach you basic manners?"
"More importantly, uh...what should I do with these? I guess jewelry made of teeth is a thing, but the finger? Won't it go bad?" you cautiously dangle the package next to your ears, listening to the rustle of its contents. 
Kazuya rips the box from you.
"I'm starting to suspect you don't have all the tiles on your roof either. I'll get rid of it, so you better pretend nothing ever happened. Are we clear?"
Both you and Daitou nod obediently.
On your way back, the man can't help the excitement building up in his chest. You liked his gift, didn't you? He hasn't done anything wrong. Does that make it official, then? As he ponders the implications, he peeks at your small frame, barely managing to keep up with him. Would it be alright if he reached for your hand? Is he supposed to ask first? All these steps confuse him to no end.
Nonetheless, he couldn't be more thankful for you. 
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sukunasdirtylaugh · 2 months
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tags: yakuza!satoru x f!reader, mentions of breaking no contact, mentions of drinking, infidelity, mentions of intimacy
a/n: I have no words for this I’m sorry
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Yakuza!Satoru who hires you as his personal assistant. You’re so pretty, so friendly, that it’s impossible not to fall for you.
Yakuza!Satoru who is heartbroken of your decision to leave. He understands that what you want is far from the life he lives, and he respects that, but he wants to cling on to you no matter what.
Yakuza!Satoru who feels some relief in his heart when you make him promise he’d take care of himself in exchange for allowing him two phone calls, making that an exception from your no contact rule.
Yakuza!Satoru who calls you drunk one night crying how he misses you and how no one is you. The call is enough to pull at your heartstrings that you allow him one more call because technically this one doesn’t count as one.
Yakuza!Satoru who doesn’t last 6 weeks without seeing you, already at your door with flowers and a tear stained face. Your heart softens for him, so it’s only natural that you pull him inside your home and offer him some tea. Only for you to sit on his lap and press kisses to his face. Of course, one thing leads to another.
Yakuza!Satoru who even after his arranged marriage, still makes the time to see you. You’re still his priority.
“Fuck, baby.” he moans, hips meeting yours. his ring finger long away tucked in the corner of his wallet, “wanted that to be you, wearing my ring. you’d like that, wouldn’t you?” cries of pleasure erupting from both of you as you nod, clawing at his back.
“would’ve been you, my wife.” he burries his face against the crook of your neck, “if only...”
“you’re here,” you reassure him, cupping his cheeks to face you, “doesn’t matter, you’re here now.”
satoru, feeling his heart swell since the first moment he’s met you, kisses you deeply with feverence only you could ease.
“I love you.” he tells you, “I love you. I love you. I promise I’ll never let anything happen to you. no matter what anyone says, I’m yours, and you are mine.”
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lofitohka · 22 days
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Hello darling!
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I’m Tohka, your friendly neighborhood small tiddie femboy waifu 😘 I cosplay, make music, and write romance/erotica stories. Oh, and I'm an avid gamer!!
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🍱 japanese food
🐱 showing off my bussy online
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linkemon · 4 months
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Asahi Azumane headcanons
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Friendly reminder that English is not my first language. You can check my Masterlists both in English and Polish here. Consider supporting me on Ko-fi.
Other headcanons from this series can be found here.
• Meeting Azumane would have probably be one of the cliche situations. Kageyama and Hinata would chase each other down the school hallway and spill milk on your uniform. You would panic because you would have classes with a hateful teacher who would pick on you about every single thing. Asahi would lend you his much too big sweater to cover the stain. In fact, Nishinoya would have kicked his friend to do it because he couldn't say a word.
• You would meet again a day later when you gave him his freshly washed sweater. Years later, when he had found his way into a design career, you would ask him to recreate the clothes. This way, you would end up with a pair of matching sweaters that you wouldn't want to part with because they would remind you of how you two met.
• Azumane has a lot of trouble talking to people in general. High school was a time when every interaction really cost him a lot of willpower and courage. You would have to be a person who could rise to the occasion. Break the ice gently and at the same time be persistent because Asahi would not always be able to stir the conversation in a right direction.
• Your admiration for his volleybal skills would give him restless nights. He would dwell on the fact that you emphasized that he was an ace against one of the rival teams long after you had done so. To tell you the truth, you'd probably forget about it the day after the case compared to him.
• At first, your friends would probably advise you against getting to know Asahi. After all, there were a lot of rumors about him. Number one, of course, was the one according to which he had gangster connections or was the boss of the yakuza. Only when they spent some time with him would they realize that deep down he was truly charming. They would put up a good word for him in front of your family before they knew him. The first time he met them, he would have been a nervous wreck and the look on his face didn't announce anything good. Until he meekly offered to help with every household chore he came across, which convinced absolutely everyone in your family that he's a good person (and their new "chore slave").
• As an adult, Asahi would have overcome his fears to a large extent, so he would have appreciated even more that you were there for him in times when things were different. Which doesn't change the fact that he would prefer spending time in the comfort of your home as opposed to going out. At least not very often. However, this does not apply to matches. He would always find time to watch volleyball. Even after he stopped playing it. He even spent his salary once to go to Brazil and watch Hinata's match with you.
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red--story-writer · 8 months
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hi🥰
may i please request hanayama x fem reader
A scenario about Hanayama who falls in love with the reader at first sight, follows her, stalk her, gets close to her, and ends up asking her to marry him😫
i am so sorry for answering so late🥲
but the time has come to fullfill your wish :3
' stalkers love '
Kaoru Hanayama x fem reader
i am so sorry- i have to find back to writing-
( your name ) walks through a dimly lit street on the outskirts of town. it's far past midnight and not even the warm lights of the city offer any kind of security.
she stops at a lantern to take a deep breath, but a deep and cold voice startles her "why are you out here?"
She turns towards the voice and ( your name ) spots a tall and muscular man, in a white suit and glasses reflecting the lantern light, infront of her.
" i-i uhm.... i'm on my way Home....." The voice of the young woman trembles, It's not really fear that makes her body shake. It's the fact that she knows who he is. "you shouldn't be Out here all alone. espacialy not at night. " the man leans his head slightly back and looks up in the night sky.
" i'm sorry sir.... i'll hurry up..." (your name) lowers her head in respect towards the man. a blavk Limousine then pulls up next to them. "get in. i'll get you home."
you know he won't accept a no, so after a little nod you get in the black shining car and sit. the ride to your home is almost awkwardly silent, but ( your name ) is rather silent and waits for him to say Something than speaking first and saying something that upsets him. as the car stops and you leave the car, you blick Back to the Yakuza Boss and mumble a little 'thank you' before entering your house.
What you didn't realize was that with this free ride home you gave away your privacy without even realizing it.
the rest of the week went as usual, getting up early, getting ready, going to work, working till night and going home again. but after a while you noticed changes.
the manager of the café where you work no longer took his anger out on you, your work colleagues worked calmly and concentrated and the visitors were calm and friendly.
it was like something had scared them and they didn't dare open their mouths. And even the sound of the tiniest fly disappeared as the large front glass door opened and a tall muscular man surveyed the cafe.
your eyes widen and you recognize the man immediately. the man enters the Café and sits at the counter, the young woman brhind it with a glass tight in her hands grib.
the man said nothing and just looked at her.
" how did you find me...." ( your name )'s voice is soft and careful but clear. "It's not too hard." the man looks down on the counter and points at a Cheesecake piece.
(your name) understands immediatly and get's it for him, his appearance is terrifying but something About him wakes her interest.
while the young Yakuza Boss eats his cake, the young woman manages to take a look around, her eyes widen in realization.
they're here....again.
since you first met with Hanayama, 5 men dressed in black noble suits came early in the morning,sat and stayed till the Café closed. every day the same clothes,the same perons,the same table.
he watched her.....no....he stalked her. mercyless.
the feeling of knowing that you've been watched for weeks and didn't even understand it sends goosebumps all over your back. you're terrified when you think about it already but there's a little Feeling inside you....the feeling of protection..the feeling that someone is there for you and would never leave.
Days, weeks and months pass. the Yakuza Boss regulary visited the Café but only when he knew that his secret love would be there too. meanwhile, the men were not only at work, but also accompanied you home and stopped at your front door. watching over you.
but today is different.
the café is empty. not a soul except (your name) in the entire Café. the door, covered by the henchmen of the Yakuza.
your breath stops,your body freezes,your eyes widen. Hanayama kneels down infront of you, a gigantic rose Bouquet in his left hand and a box with a ring in his right.
your heart skips a beat. your body is ashen cold, as if someone threw you in a pool filled with ice.
his cold and deep voice throws you back into reality. "(your name), after months that i watched my desire grow for you, i wanna know and ask you, will you marry me?."
your frozen gaze slowly turns away from his black eyes and down to the ring. it would be a lie to say it's just a regular ring with a diamond. it wasn't one diamobd,nor two or three. the ring was covered in diamonds.
your body doesn't react to any commands your brain gives it, the only move you make is taking a step back as the Young man rises from the ground. your body finally reacts after his big... rough... but warm hand holds up your chin towards his face.
your voice stunden,your body trembling but as your eyes meet his dark,mysterious eyes, your head slowly nods and without hesitation,the ring is on your finger.
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