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bethsvrse · 2 months
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I find it so silly when someone writes smut about a minor then asks minors to not interact, like bro huh…
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raziraphale · 10 months
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Tag your age if you wanna bc I was just thinking about how I have used floppy disks before (I'm 25 and used them in elementary computer lab) but my 22 y.o. brother hasn't which is so weird to me like 3 years isn't a long time at all to me
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anna-scribbles · 4 months
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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)
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narnour-momo-007 · 7 months
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They only have one braincell and it ain't working right now.
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Bonus mushy ms paint trash :]
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daily-odile · 3 months
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heights (act 6 edition)
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bartimaeus · 2 months
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Quick sketch on the train home
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mario-art · 9 months
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nadja and laszlo arguing. very sexi of them
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norrisleclercf1 · 2 months
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😭🥹
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slitherbop · 7 months
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infinizero · 16 days
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Ok so
There is this trope about ghosts not reaching maturity until they've been ghosts for several centuries
There is ALSO the trope that ghosts fight as a sort of way to communicate
With the power of these two tropes combined-- I give you this strange headcanon:
Ghosts become mature adult ghosts after 500 years.
Danny and his usual troublemakers are all in the same "daycare".
He's just the youngest + most unique ghost so they like playing around with him the most. In other words, it's the ghost version of older siblings ordering their younger siblings around
As far as ghosts go,
There are blobs, ghost animals, shades (those are ghosts as we know it) and ghosts (aka Infinite Realms Beings) etc etc
The blobs and etc are, well, blobs and etc
But ghosts need a while to fully grow up and be considered adult
And so, if these ghosts are children, they need guardians or caretakers at the daycare right?
Correct
Baby ghosts are under the care of the nearest authority (Ancient or Leader or etc etc)
Except baby ghosts usually stay near where they were born and Danny and Co just so happen to be near Pariah Dark
Pariah Dark is asleep
But Fright Knight is there!
Except Fright Knight is also sealed
And it's one thing to wake up the ultra powerful megalomaniac tyrant kinda parent figure but not really you're supposed to have and another to drag your oldest adult sibling out of their room to touch grass
In other words, the surrounding authorities just went eh the babies can contact fright Knight if anything happens
But then Danny defeats Pariah and inherits his authority
So he technically becomes the caretaker of baby ghosts in the area while being the youngest baby ghost himself
Hence the other ancients visiting and *playing* with him to see if it's ok to leave the babies with this other baby
And since they're ghosts who don't have human guidelines or morals, decide that since he's that strong it should be fine to leave it alone
Besides he has Fright Knight! Good 'ol Frighty will definitely help out this new baby kid ghost with doing everything!
Meanwhile, Fright Knight waiting for Danny to come claim the crown and ring: ...
Cue Danny's rogues coming up to him to show him shit they accomplished
Youngblood : Phantom look at this cool baking soda volcano that spews out real lava!!
Danny: It does WHAT
Youngblood: Look!
Danny: NO
Ember: Hey Babybop wanna listen to the new song I wrote? It compels humans to start cults based on my name!
Danny: Ember, no
Ember: I think you mean Ember YES
Skulker: Ghost boy I have skinned an alien and brought you a pelt turned into a coat
Danny: ...you did WHAt
Skulker: It is nearing winter time and one must always be ready for winter time
Danny, having an existential meltdown after seeing his parents and Vlad get it on together: Desiree what the actual fuck??? Did you do????
Desiree: I merely fulfilled a wish
Johnny: Hey Phantom look we got matching tattoos to celebrate our anniversary!
Kitty: Wait what did you just say?
Johnny: uh, we got tattoos for our anniversary?
Kitty: ...our anniversary is in TWO MONTHS. THAT was for my DEATHDAY.
Johnny: ...oh shit
Danny, about to soup them both: Man, get good
Lunch Lady: Phantom have you eaten your proteins today?!
Danny: uh... Yeah?
Lunch Lady, already throwing meat at him: EAT MORE
Danny:
Box ghost: WITNESS! THE GREAT BOX MECHA!
Danny: oh come on seriously
And on the other hand,
Walker, dumping ten piles of paper in Danny's room: Phantom, here are the latest forms that need revisions
Spectra: What do you MEAN you're not allowing me to open a beauty salon in order to dig into other girls' insecurities and maintain my own beauty?! That's why it's called a beauty salon!!
Cujo and Wulf who are both the best boys and favorites, with smug faces:
Fright Knight still waiting for Danny to accept the ring and crown:
Plasmius: What the heck is this weird feeling my ghost side keeps making me feel??
Plasmius: is it... Is there perhaps a ghostly way I can adopt the little badger??
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prosekaipng · 8 months
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Let Your Song Resound Throughout the SEKAI!!
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acowardinmordor · 7 months
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got a massage. had a steddie thought.
Steve goes to a place that gives you an edible, and then a massage. He's a total lightweight but doesn't want to admit, so takes 25mg, then pretends he's not orbiting Jupiter. When his masseuse Eddie -- who Steve thinks is very pretty, even without his glasses on -- is working on his arms and hands, the excess high bites him in the ass. Eddie rubs his hands down Steve's forearm, then over his palm, eventually sliding his fingers between Steve's. Steve immediately holds the man's hand, and makes a happy noise. Obviously the guy tries to get his hand back so he can continue to do his job, but Steve isn't having it. He keeps holding, and starts talking about how nice this is, and how they should go get ice cream, like in those old movies, a milkshake with two straws, and then watch a movie together on the couch, maybe one of the scary ones so he---
Which is how, when the high fades enough that he can think rationally again, Steve finds himself half-massaged, still holding hands with a definitely pretty man, who is staring at him like a deer in headlights.
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willgrahamscock · 2 months
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you appear on my dash so often that I don't even notice that i reblog stuff from you. it must look like im stalking your blog. i apologize for that (I don't. i am indeed stalking you (affectionate))
there’s a handful of people who follow me and mass reblog from me on the daily and I just want you all to know I’m your girlfriend now.
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laurenrayart · 8 months
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bro this my guy.... this my dude.... thank god he did nothing wrong ever
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rosyrubi15 · 2 months
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Uh oh guess who has a promare hyper fixation
Anyway Lio (and all the former Burnish) is a lightweight after the promare leave because before, the promare would burn it all up. One sip of wine and he's gone. He gets super clingy (to Galo) and very tired. Most likely to injure himself while drunk fndnd
Meanwhile Galo doesn't like to get drunk but when he does he goes completely silent fjdjdjd but his mind is running
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yakny · 1 month
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who are you to change this world? silly boy! no one needs to hear your words, let it go.
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