#you're going in the lab :)

[starry-bi-sky]

how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!

@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.

(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)

(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)

That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.

So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.

In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.

#dpxdc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc crossover #changeling danny au #danielle fenton #danny phantom #still no mention of DPXDC yet so i'm adding the DP tags if thats alright lmao #how do you clone a fey? trick question! you can't. you can only make something that's not-quite fey but has ties to them. #dani's fey ancestry is an ounce of water compared to the bucket of everything else. which is more than the drop in the pond compared to jac #but not quite as powerful as changeling daniel. whose more fey than human at this rate. which is very fun to think about in terms of #his rogues haha. imagine going into the human realm about to cause chaos only to come face to face with a baby fey. a changeling. #i'd simply pass away a second time. where is your parent. human raised or otherwise?? are they nearby??? shit i thought fey hated urban #cities. what are YOU doing here baby man. im going to get eaten holy fuck. that's so many teeth. #. oh. oh you think you're a ghost. hm. hmhm. i can work with that. lets just. make sure you keep thinking that okay :) great :)) #like jumpscare dude. i just saw my afterlife flash before my eyes. hello unsupervised fey child. holy fuck are you teeny tiny. #vlad probably uses some of his own dna to get the halfa effect so really dani's more of a lab grown *half* sister. Danny's gonna end up #stealing her anyways in the end. his sister now :). non-human danny my beloved #catch me using fey and fae interchangeably. my bad #some food for thought sorry if its hard to understand. #steal thy name. eat thy face fey

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #147

Fic where Pepper got snapped, too. When Tony finally gets back to Earth, he discovers that not only has he lost his surrogate son but also his fiance.

And, just to dig the knife in even deeper, he finds out about a pregnancy test Pepper had taken after their jog. It turns out, his dream had been right. She was pregnant.

Was.

Tony just lost his son, his wife, and his other child he never even got to know, all at the same time.

To say he explodes at the rest of the surviving avengers is an understatement. Only Rhodey and Happy seem to have a clue what's going on, seem to get just how much Tony has truly lost.

All of this means Tony throws himself into his research to fix the snap. Unlike in canon, Tony has no reason to pull back this time. No one is relying on him to live on with whatever's left. He has nothing left.

This time, Tony won't stop until he's fixed things. After all, these deaths weren't natural, they were caused by aliens and magic. If half the universe can be erased just like that, then there must also be a way to un-erase them

This shit is solvable. There is a solution. He just has to find it.

He's getting his family back.

#tony when he gets peter and pepper back: (crying) kid you're going to be such a great big brother #peter: ??!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!?! #pepper: get that smirk off your face dear. #I took that test because I wanted to. not because I thought you were right #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #clint- loses his whole family except nat & goes on a murder spree #tony- loses his whole family except rhodey and happy & disappears into his lab #rogues: that's tony for you. selfishly hiding as if he's the only one in the world to lose a girlfriend #tony- solves everything. reunites tearfully with his literal son and pregnant wife and son's aunt who is also a part of his family #rogues: :o #tony stark #peter parker #ironfam #endgame fix-it #or uhh #endgame au? #queueueueue #weekly reminder that I love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want I just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[sillynarcissist]

my npd and bpd teaming up to make me absolutely obsessed with the new person I made friends with who gives me compliments

#THEY KEEP CALLING ME CUTE #AND SAYIN SHIT LIKE 'I ADORE YOU' #AND CALLING MY BABY AND LOVE AND LOVELY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU #YOU'RE GOING TO ACTIVATE MY MENTAL ILLNESS AND KILL US BOTH #npd posting #bpd posting #actually cluster b #he was literally designed in a lab to kill me I cannot do this I'm gonna fumble somehow

[one-winged-dreams]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

EHNANCE!

#HE HAS CLAWS ON HIS GLOVES THE MOTHERFUCKER #STOP #WHO LET YOU DRESS THAT SEXY #neltharion: i'm going to go to my evil lab where i conduct horrible inhumane experiments #alexstrasza: not dress like that you're not #nel: better? #alex: yas bitch slay #the gift of ruin

[localrobosexual]

HF eats your bone??? outta the way gaylord imma get it

NO ANON!!!!! NOT THAT KIND OF BONE!!!!!!!!! ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANON NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#meg replies #anon #hi as a lab tech who regularly works with concentrated acids lemme tell u a fun fact #in our emergency HF spill first aid kits we have this tube of calgonate gel #if u spill HF on urself you're supposed to get that shit on u PRONTO #it binds with the fluoride part of the acid and basically gives it a DIFFERENT calcium to eat instead of the ones in ur skin and bones #ofc it's not a cure ur still gonna need to go to the hospital but it does slow it down #do not fuck with HF plEASE

[tevintersnakes]

a quick comparison of a comparison I'd done last month (19-Apr-24) while getting back into the knack of drawing my guy

#my art #my ocs #personal #cos here comes the tag ramblings #people following me not knowing that this OC showing up in my art was created for an original verse back in 2014 #an ancient artefact of my highschool self who's grown with me #he doesn't get to be a savant on medical sciences without some kind of draw back now #if I don't get to know everything there is to know about all aspects of medicine he doesn't either #suffer the need to refer back to books and reference guides to make sure you're correct #having him back as a muse got part of me itching to go back to uni AGAIN only this time for medsci... but my GPA is too shit #max gpa in nz (all A+) is a 9.0 and to go into med as a grad you need min 6.0 #and my cumulative after 2 degrees is... 4.9 >:| #I think my sheer determination to slam my head against the wall for 7 straight years while refusing to get medicated for anything should- #-merit special justification for entrance but that's just me haha #A better path for me would probably be gaining qualification in medical laboratory science - as despite being a lab tech- #-I am not positioned for the analysis n interpretation of samples for diagnosis but I'd like to #mostly I just isolate PBMCs and stand in the blast zone of 7 centrifuges almost as old as me #I find a lot of purpose in my grunt work... but it'd be nice to have a more direct understanding #but I know myself and I know I can't study and work at the same time- but hey... I could surprise myself #oc: JS Antyllus

[the-autumn-apple-artworks]

University ever pushes you so low you have to go buy a couple of beers? /srs/neg

I'm gonna vent in the tags for a moment humor me for once /gen

#No but I'm serious this place is a nightmare /neg #Venting in the tags #humor me for a second. you go to this uni and they promise you a place that will teach you how to become an artist #on both like. morality and skill level. they feed you with bullshit for MONTHS. “oh mistakes are fine! they make you grow!” #or “oh this is a community we work all together there are no discriminations this is a safe place to learn and improve” #and we like. work on this projects - THAT WE ARE NOT PAID TO WORK FOR SO *WE* GET TO PAY FOR ALL THE MATERIALS AND SHIT FOR THEM. #to like “help the community” or whatevrr because “artists are born to inspire others and bring joy” and blah blah blah. BUT. LIKE. THE THING #THE THING IS. NONE OF THESE PROJECTS WILL END UP ON OUR CURRICULUMS. WHAT WE WORK 6-7 YEARS FOR ARE NOT SEEN AS REAL EXPERIENCES. #AS IF WE'VE DONE LITERALLY NOTHING FOR 6-7 YEARS. AND LIKE. THE PROFESSORS ARE SO RACIST AND DISCRIMINATORY AS WELL. #If they don't like you they WON'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE EXAM. BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY TO DEMONSTRATE IF YOU WORKED OR NOT. IT'S UP TO THEM. #THEY DECIDE EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE AS IF WE ARE SOME SORT OF FUCKING COMMUNIST KINDA BULLSHIT WORKERS. #Someone fucks up? *WE* FUCK UP AND EVERYONE PAYS. Someone succeeds? *WE* SUCCEED AND EVERYONE GETS THE CREDITS. #THIS IS ALSO WHY NONE OF THE WORKS WE DO END UP IN OUT CURRICULUM BECAUSE ITS MADE SO THAT *THE UNIVERSITY COURSE* DID IT AND NOT *US*. #IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT AND I CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THERE BECAUSE IF I DO MY PARENTS WILL KICK ME OUT CUZ THEY DON'T WANT ME TO BE AN ARTIST #So I'm trying to STUDY for the exams and the “professors” are getting mad at me that I'm not staying 10 HOURS IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING ART LAB. #WORKING AT THEIR NONSENSE PROJECTS THAT WILL NOT END UP IN MY CURRICULUM. #“Oh if you're not willing to put all your efforts for the course this is not the place for you” BITCH I *AM* PUTTING ALL MY EFFORTS! #THIS EXAM IS *LITERALLY* PART OF THE COURSE!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BULLSHIT ARGUMENT IS THAT!!!!! #Istg I'm gonna cry I want to kms /NOT SERIOUS #I'm gonna cook dinner. chug my lemon beer. and try to study like a normal person and beg this shit will end soon #Don't worry I'm not going to become an alcoholic I just need something. anything and I'm ABSOLUTELY not gonna start smoking I hate it /srs #tw alchohol mention #alcohol mention #tw smoking mention #smoking mention #vent #tw vent #// mike speaks

[unopenablebox]

jesus fucking christ it's good to have a contract though

#i was having trouble feeling excited about it bc my immediately subsequent job was to field emails from people with technical questions #but in fact. it's good to have a contract #~$85/yr dental insurance! a vision plan that is only worth it in glasses-purchasing years but at least is worth it then‚ and exists now! #if you get trapped in University HR Department Harassment Investigation Hell for more than 6 months you can just go straight to arbitration #if you're working with chronic hazard exposure they have to give you regular hazard-specific preventive care! #every J1/F1 worker just gets $1200! because immigration is fucking miserable! #there is now a review process meant to prevent people from getting fired because they 'failed their prelims' in cases where that is #overtly a fig leaf for either 'advisor got bored of your project' or 'you are a woman in a mechanical engineering lab' #and while that one's not grievable for complicated reasons we DO get to put grad workers on the review board. #anyway. um. i think i did an okay job at my negotiations job‚ overall. is my main thought here #box opener

[hua-fei-hua]

last week's lab was so incredibly short and simple that i'm, like, staring at my lab notebook notes like, "is this it? is this really it?" because the experimental section of the report is literally 221 words and three paragraphs long.

#we made an ester but my only notes on the scent are 'crude product has rather strong unpleasant smell' #and 'washing glassware with water --> smells like almond jello' #like not even regular almonds it smelled Specifically like the almond jello from the mix you get at the asian grocery store #i'm also sensitive to strong scents so i also was like. deliberately trying not to smell things too closely #it's kind of funny bc i was also like. the first person in the lab to identify the smell they were like 'hey hua smell this' #n i was like 'ohhh that's familiar' n they were like 'i know right??' n we were like. but what could it be. #somehow i unlocked those memories of cooking as a child n i was like 'ohmygod *almond jello*' n they were like 'OMG YOU'RE RIGHT' #花話 #anyway i also found a spectra database that is Not wiley spectrabase #(by which i mean that i went poking around the resources the prof has posted on the canvas n saw he linked to one) #so this means i can finally do those hnmr and cnmr spectra analyses! holy fuck!! #wiley spectrabase is my archest of archenemies because it doesn't!! let me see the spectra!!!!!!!!!!! #n like i Tried to go digging around for others but although i know of Some ways to find obscure but reliable data sites #i just Could Not find any others bc modern search engines are shiet #(but also it's kind of on me for not poking around the canvas a bit more myself lol)

[arthurtaylorlester]

why does ty betteridge have a crush on michael

#dude you're asking your lab rat to go watch a movie with you #why #woe.begone spoilers #woe.begone #w.bg

[jewishsuperfam]

so like. having now watched all of exu calamity. i feel like jester took control of divine magic in a similar (possibly even the same) way that zerxus and the godless oracles did? the difference being that she attributed those powers to artagan--and in doing so, made that the truth. but he wasn't a god, and didn't have the ability to grant her divine magic. that part was all her.

#that's just very cool actually and i think we should talk about it #everyone wants to talk about how caleb would be the ring of brass's poor little meow meow #bc he's a sad little wizard boy and doesn't even have a proper focus #but what we SHOULD be talking about is how they would take one look at jester and go #'you're incredible. you're incomprehensible. i want to travel the world with you. i want to study you in a lab.' #they'd be OBSESSED #critical role #cr spoilers #cr2 #exu calamity

[dirtyjvconfessions]

I went thru his website and i think jhonen likes bdsm. He jokes about that stuff a little too much for it not to be true

Rocket Scientist #2 in the building

#dirtyjhonenvconfessions #confession #you're telling me the guy who is into goth/alt women is ALSO into bdsm??? #idk we have to go to the lab and test this hypothesis further sir

[loveofastarvingdog]

society when uhm. this suckes!

#timothy's txts. #tim attends… #okay so like. i've got four classes over this semester and i'm working #anyways these first two classes are thee. fucking Most Intensive classes ever #A LAB AND AN ALA. AND THEN FUCKING A TWO PARTER ALA THURSDAY AND SUNDAY #fuck this stupid world. #i'm already so anxious. BROTHER THE CLASSES START TOMORROW YOU'RE NOT EVEN BEHIND YETTTTTTTT #oh my god. #oh this is so funny i did the switch thing where now i'm like. the evil smug cynical thing going on that normally happens at around midnigh #or two am. when i've been working on homework for seven hours with no progress #like dude. this is hilarious i'm not even working on school #why did i do the switch????? 😭 #tw emoji #tw caps

[oneofthechaoskids]

...

...

... go drag out your brother for me. Better yet

BRING ME TO HIM

#twst #twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst english #FACK #I SHOULDVE KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT #HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO GET THAT CUTE ASS RADISH OUT HIS ROOM LIKE HOW #... i'm gonna have to draw that radish arent i #...i cant even cry blood hes just too precious to be mad over (╥﹏╥)(╥﹏╥)(╥﹏╥) #I SAW HIS LAB GEAR EARLIER AND I SAID SMTH DUMB LIKE OH I DO WANT YOU BUT YOU'RE WEARING SMTH ELSE AND THEN THIS SHOWED UP LIKE FACK WHAT #WHAT NOW

[louisdelac]

i hate. emails.

#the lab people are so condescending ajldfkajlkajflad #getting emails from them sucks because it's NEVER like #'hey just a heads up - it's easier on our end if you format things x way. could we switch to that from now on?' #it's always 'techs are choosing not to do things correctly and it's wasting valuable lab time. please correct them' #sent to our boss with all of the techs cc'd onto the email #like. man i know you guys are overworked but we've met with you guys one time for 15 minutes #we can't do things right if we're never told what you want us to do. calm down. #or at least stop cc'ing us on the email if you're going to talk about us instead of to us alfdkjaldka

[wereshrew-admirer]

remembering that the last time chine and duvall see each other in the finale is at the tunnel of love where chine asks duvall to bring them a sign that says 'abandon all (for love) hope ye enter here' and then the last dice roll that determines the end of their epilogue together is 69...

and there are people who don't think it makes sense to pair them up, smh

#don't talk to me about context what is context i only understand surface level images #saturday morning work schedule involves at least an hour of chine/duvall shitposting #(may or may not actually post but i'm chine/duvall shitposting in my head regardless) #(get yourself a weekend job where you're the only person in the building it leads to the worst work habits imaginable) #broken record voice #junk food #in the week between dead in the dust part 2 and part 3 i frantically began writing a fic #wherein duvall knows something is wrong because chine doesn't laugh at his 'get your own dam sign' joke #alright now that's out of my system guess i'll <nausea emoji> go to the lab