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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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#SERAPH

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broke my glasses tonight which. sucks bc it's so so hard to find rectangle frames when big fuckoff circular and square ones are the most popular style rn BUT. I also found out u can get prescription lenses in sunglasses with fun shapes online so. A win is a win??????

#words of meg #i didnt BREAK them necessarily i just uh. took them off my face and the one arm slid off lmAOOO #i'm gluing them until i can get new ones #i wanted to update my prescription anyways so #sighs. #i just. do not have the time nor money for this rn god dammit #anyways i may get me a pair of heart shaped sunglasses :3c #i had heart shaped pink ones but they weren’t prescription so i could never wear them</3 #i'd rock the fuck outta black heart sunglasses tho i think #hehehe

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It’s funny to think that Knock Out doesn’t have a medical license but it’s even funnier to assume he does. Like, he attended the Cybertron version of medical school, did all the exams, got the diploma, and he’s still like that. It’s not that he’s a bad doctor, he just doesn’t give a shit. 

#prev tags ME TOO my thoughts exactly #shaking hands on this one #transformers #tfp #knock out

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me after coming up with the worst possible situation to put a character i love in

#AAAAHSJJSGSHDJJS ME WITH SERAPH ACTUAL #and then i go to my bestie like HEYYYYY LETS MAKE THINGS WORSE FOR HIM TEEHEE<3

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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“u look tired” dawg i’m going insane

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what do you mean next year's the switch 2. the switch just came out it's new the switch is new. it's new (looks down at hands as they crumble to dust) it's new

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#OPOSSUM BABEY THATS MY FURSONA #polls

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fuck that robot friday

#EHEHEH. ITS FRIDAY #tagged for me

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do you actually have a favourite colour?

yes

no

#neon pink and black!!!!! :3c

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Rodimus prime or whatever 🔥

#PRETTY... . . #transformers idw #mtmte #rodimus

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

#HELPSSHDSJDHFJSGSHFS

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god created man to be penetrated

#something something ultrakill

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rolling badly is something that can be so good for developing your character, actually 

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Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point