dirtyjvconfessions

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One time, I had a STREAM DREAM that started with him saying some depressing shit, did a dick reveal, started to cry and then ended the stream. 💀

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#💀💀💀💀💀 #PLEALSE #dreams

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dreamt he gave me a ring that had my birthstone but i kept losing it and the gems got all dark and muddy. why did i get a cursed ring...

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#dirtyjhonenvconfessions #if that isn't an omen for u idk what is #dreams

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I like to imagine him in fishnets... so I can take them off with my teeth and give him the most sloppy,nasty,earth-shattering head you can imagine... i would slurp his hole too...

#dirtyjhonenvconfessions #confession #u look like this i imagine

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I need to suck on his nipples like a calf dying of malnutrition

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#dirtyjhonenvconfessions #confession

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it's so good...ooou Disney you're gonna burn...

NOOOO WAY VIH USED BRAN NEW LOVESONG

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NOOOO WAY VIH USED BRAN NEW LOVESONG

#I got chills #I know it would have to be changed but I love the flcl soundtrack so much

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I want to share my hair gel with him

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#dirtyjhonenvconfessions #confession #not dirty

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i wanna scissor with him

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#dirtyjhonenvconfessions #confession #I wanna put him in the amazon position

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Not really a confession but I was wondering if you've heard about Very Important House getting leaked

WHAT REALLY?

#I kinda wanna set up a watch party but I know everyone here watched it already...WITHOUT MEEEEE #waaaaah

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I'd love to go bird watching with him sometime :D

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#dirtyjhonenvconfessions #not dirty #aaa cute :3 #this might be silly but I'd like to to go treasure hunting with metal detectors and stuff like in cartoons LOL #and I wanna go to a pottery class too just to see what he'd make #a monstrosity or the perfect pot or vase? #and maybe even a paint and sip I love those #and again I wanna see what he'd make #all of his monstrosities are a work of art

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erm, where are the 'fessions???

#get creative!!! #or ELSE... #:D

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Hmmph...I guess not all is absurd.

> END. <

#dirtyjvstuck

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Just ugh! It's...it's truly silly to think Blogger might...y'know...?

> ...

#dirtyjvstuck

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> Bwuh...? Blogger just had...two of the strangest dreams about the usual suspect...

So in the first dream, Jhonen went live and didn't put on the black filter right away. Instead, he was showing off a new hairstyle (as terribly depicted in the image above) to the stream and everyone was going insane in the chat. Blogger thought it looked alright...I GUESS... myeehhh.

The other dream? It woke Blogger out of it's sleep!!! Let's just say...Blogger doesn't remember exactly what he said and even if Blogger did it wouldn't dare repeat it here!!! Let your imaginations run ever wild and free.

> this is...getting ridiculous!

#dirtyjvstuck #yes he is mewing

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> Uhh...

#dirtyjvstuck

[dirtyjvconfessions]

Jhonen did the cutest thing ever to date on stream the other day, but for some reason I couldn't clip it and now it's just gone. It's a blur. A fond memory but a blur nonetheless.

#im so upset

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i want to circumcise him so he doesn't get dick cheese at all

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#dirtyjhonenvconfessions #confession