#you're cursed now

[queen-mihai]

OK I've got a little time. Let me tell you about 7 dimensions because it's way easier than I think we're imagining. Fair warning though, I only have words, and like, extremely basic drawing skills, so you're going to have to bear with me.

In some cases people talk about how we "can only imagine life in 3 dimensions, and to imagine anything more would require us to completely blahbity blahbity whatever"

I'm here to defy that notion. And I'm bringing math with me. Don't worry, it's basic and super easy. I literally do not have the patience to write out big crazy formulae, although you could with this if you wanted to.

Now imagine a sphere.

You're on it, hanging out, usefully for me, this sphere looks like planet earth.

Now let's say you wanted to put yourself right there in Africa someplace. That's a sphere, so we're gonna need height, length, and depth so I know exactly where to put the little smiley face that's going to represent you.

Oops, we already have to think in FOUR dimensions, because we can't forget that we're not stationary in the universe. We have to include "time" which is a concept that will help us soon. I went ahead and calculated that for you so you don't end up in the vacuum of space. No worries.

But scientists all over are talking about 4 dimensions. How the heck do you magically get to 7?

Well because we're already operating in 7 dimensions and I can prove it.

We're gonna leave the pictures behind for now and I'm gonna tell a story.

You're at a party. You got some bad news earlier and got your friend to come out with you. He wasn't gonna come out, but heard the distress in your voice and changed plans. He wanted to play beer pong, so that's what the pair of you do. Now with our 4 dimensions of space-time, you can calculate your shot to make sure your friend drinks when your turn comes up.

Throw at the right height, the right angle, the right distance? Perfect. In like Flynn

I'm not drowning anyone in technical jargon am I? Didn't think so. This is about as hard as it gets.

OK so you make your shot and he drinks. Great job.

But let's back up. You'll forgive me a little time travel since this is an imaginary scenario.

Now it's earlier in the day. I mentioned you got some bad news. Well you just hung up the phone and you're considering asking your friend to attend the party with you. Let's say you don't.

Well now..I mean you can throw a million balls in a million cups, your friend is not going to drink.

He's not there.

And with that, we've introduced our other 3 dimensions.

Let's put them all up on the board

Length

Width

Depth

Time

Potential

Influence

Probability

7 dimensions. We know the first 4 so let's go back to our story for the last 3.

Potential: in every situation, there are a seemingly infinite number of possibilities. Let's call each possibility a "Potential"

You're at the party, you're aiming your throw.

Potential 1: you hit, he drinks

Potential 2: you miss, he doesn't drink

Obviously an asteroid could strike, but.. that's not likely. These are the main 2 we need to be worried about.

Influence: You Are the one throwing the ball. Your influence on the ball will affect...

Probability: the likelihood of that ball going into that cup.

The thing is, going back in time again:

If you decided not to invite your friend to the party, he wouldn't have come. The probability of "he drinks" drops to zero because *he's not there*

Just like the thing with time.

Go back to the phone call and you're on with him:

If you just invite him to the party, he will tell you he's thinking of skipping this time. Still a low probability that our situation with beer pong is going to happen.

If you tell him you really want him to come, then you're increasing the level of influence, but maybe not enough to change that probability.

But then you tell him "I got some bad news today and I just really need a friend" and suddenly the potential of being at that table throwing that ball and getting him to drink rises above basically zero.

And I hear the argumentative asshats already "Mihai you iDiOT! YoU'rE jUsT dEsCrIbInG sTuFf ThAt HaPpEnS"

Yeah that's the point. I told you there's no "Woo Woo" here.

You had a bad thing happen

You applied your Influence over your situation by asking your friend to join you which they would not have done without your bad news call.

Your friend attending the party opened up the Potential that you may play a game including cups and balls and drinking

Your friend exercised influence over the situation by asking if you wanted to play beer pong

Then when you started playing, you threw the ball.

You didn't throw it before the cups were set up, meaning you interacted with time as well.

ALL of those things had to line up, just for you to even HAVE a cup to throw at or even a ball to throw.

Had you or your friend not exercised influence, you would not have been playing

Had your influence not won your friend over, they wouldn't have come

Potential? The Potential when throwing the ball is mostly it lands in the cup or it doesn't. The ball doesn't turn into a blue whale or sprout wings and fly away. It lands in the cup or it lands somewhere not in the cup. Those are the Potentials with the highest Probability.

We can think of these new dimensions as new x, y, and z axes.

Our entire universe is the original x, y, and z. Imagine a marble lying on the floor.

It itself is moving through time, which will be your fourth dimension. Meaning if you wanted to touch a specific spot on that marble, you would have to touch where it IS and not where it was or will be. That's dimension 4.

Potential would be like pushing the marble to the side. Left, the ball lands in the cup. Right, it bounces off. That's dimension 5

Influence is your up and down. Pick up the marble, it's no longer in the same place. Let it roll down a hill, it's not in the same place. You act on the universe with your decisions, influencing events around you. Eat a bowl of Ramen? That's an Influence. Drive to a party? You are influencing the universe the entire way there, the entire way back, and every step you take at the party. Even if you just sit still and meditate, the universe is actively being shaped and changed by your presence in it. That's Influence. And that's dimension 6.

And the finally, the one we've been talking about the most. Probability. That's your "in and out". Your marble universe isn't flat. You're not just touching the surface. You can stick your tweezers all the way into the middle of it. And the wider an area you want to hit, the higher probability you have of hitting it. The more precise you want to be, the more difficult it is.

And this scales all the way up and all the way down. Because it's affected by EVERYTHING.

Magnetism exerts influence on things that have gravity. Radioactivity affects the probability of a material staying together or breaking apart. Your desire to stop reading this long ass post is, even as I write it, exerting an influence on my willpower to make it any longer. Meaning the probability of this getting more paragraphs is growing smaller and smaller, and will soon lead to the potential of it being posted. Which will lead to new Potentials that will pop into existence as people read this and go on to affect the universe in their own ways.

The old gods never went away. They are reading this post. The 7th dimensional beings were in the house the whole time. 😂😂😂

Anyway I ain't nobody and I wouldn't presume to know anything more than people who have studied the universe for their entire lives.

It's fun to think about though 🥰 love you. Hope you're having fun!

#ah yes #another unseen post #only I shall have the power then #7 dimensions #only for me #I win #all the time #everything #oh wait does tagging this make it easier to find? #is that why people keep finding these #too late now #😂😅😂 #if you find this because of the tags #I love you #you're cursed now #my love is a curse #there is no cure #you're loved #by me #gotcha 💜💙🩷

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #cursed image #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #less than 50 days now until my immunology appointment #and miraculously my health is still managing to get even worse! #I'm genuinely kind of impressed. #and like. there is absolutely zero guarantee that the immunologist will even like. do their job. so. #feeling very *see above* #so like uh. I'm not religious but if you're the praying type it probably wouldn't hurt to throw me in occasionally if you've got room. #it's gonna be brutal if this one can't/won't treat me either. #favorites

[caramel-caracal]

Love seeing these boys in outfits like these so my hand was simply forced and I had to draw it too-

What do you think they're talking about? I haven't got the slightest clue-

In my heart of hearts I love the flat caps but keep playing myself by drawing so many weirdly shaped hats...

#submas #pokemon #pokemon black and white #pokemon bw #ingo pokemon #ingo #ingo subway boss #emmet pokemon #emmet #emmet subway boss #my art #welcome to the end of the tags #*rises up out of my grave with a baja blast* what's poppin #passed my finals and now I can draw again #the curse has been lifted... #anyways if you're all the way back here hiiiiii

[tomfrogisblue]

With the black concrete being removed, N.I.N.H.O being repaired, all of Roier's million photoshop waterframes being put back, Tubbos extensive factories being further expanded, Fit's gym adding a yoga studio, people once again waiting after the gentle thump of a wooden sign to read the words...

It finally kinda feels like we're home.

#it is early and i am emotional dont mind me #never been so happy to see cursed photoshopped images of various minecrafters in my life #morning crew is back together and tubbo is again suffering over hideduo - what could be better? #now if only cellbit could stop being dramatic and open the qsmp launcher to talk to his husband /j #who am i kidding cellbit is incapapble of not being dramatic #qsmp #qsmp lore #quackity #qsmp eggs #i missed all this so much #pssst the rest of the “missing” island members - plz come backkkkk (only when you're ready - we respect breaks and boundaries in this house)

[purplegori]

malevolent is wild because the two main characters are literally Everything all at once. they're a queerplatonic relationship. they're romantically married. they've been thrice divorced. they're constantly learning about each other. they barely know each other at all. they argue every fucking minute. they have an undying loyalty to each other. like i'm SAYING man it just never ends

#malevolent podcast #malevolent #arthur lester #john malevolent #gave up trying to retype my tag rant here's the short version (you got lucky today) #me when being human sometimes means being so many things all at once youd think you contradict yourself but no actually #thats a human thing. a person thing #the privilege and the curse of not knowing what you are now because there's still more that you can be #but maybe that's part of it! maybe you're SUPPOSED to be like that? because sometimes progress isn't knowing what you are #it's knowinf what you want to be #and that's a whole thing itself; it's a wholeass thing to figure out but in the meantime maybe. #maybe you ARE something. and that is: you are doing your best. and you are being better #and maybe that's what john and arthur are yknow maybe that's their thing too

[cursedxwt]

Death Mark Shitpost Collection - Part 3 [ 1 ] [ 2 ]

#I've been making these for 4 years now you're forced to see it #death mark #spirit hunter: death mark #yashiki kazuo #satoru mashita #cursed shitpost

[flowery-king]

do we still get titan!luz in the defanged Phillip au? and more improtantly

does amity see her?

No but you do get a 'Titan' Philip

Hope you're not too disappointed

#philip finally ridding his system of the palismen he has consumed in the past with an extremely painful ritual: #oh thank titan #the Titan deciding now would be a funny time to start talking to Philip: #you're welcome #fgarart #defanged philip au #basically just a take on his stabilised cursed form #like harpy eda #yea #philip wittebane

[heich0e]

i just know bf!sukuna takes such good care of you when you're drunk and belligerent but then teases you about it relentlessly the next morning

#carrying you to bed over his shoulder like a fireman #and you're cursing at him the entire time because he made you go home when you didn't want to #and he just pats your butt affectionately as you kick and complain completely unfazed by it #like 'yeah yeah i get it brat. i'm the ''worst guy in the world''—you've said it nine times. now what pyjamas do you wanna wear to bed?'

[hydrachea]

The primordial sea is going to have NOTHING on the flood that's gonna hit fontaine from Neuvi's crying once Furina dies now that she's mortal tbh

And he won't be the only one crying but honestly? This poor girl has been putting on a constant act for almost 500 years, saw generation after generation come and go, and outlived everyone she could have grown close to except for him - and he was born a long-lived species, she's ever only been human. He loves her greatly and he'll feel her absence every moment once she's gone, but as much as I'd like to say he'll find some way to make her immortal (it's not like he has to play by Celestia's rules, or anyone's) I don't think he'd want to deprive her of her well-earned rest.

So I imagine once that day comes, the rains will be heavy and the sky won't clear for a long time indeed.

#anon #ask #answer #you make me sad now but you're right #i did wonder if he'd try to find some way to make her live for as long as he does #it's a popular trope in fanfic especially in this fandom #but he'd see it as too cruel #a curse of immortality is what she's been forced to endure all this time #she finally gets to live her life as a normal human woman #and that includes eventually dying at last #and that too is something she's earned #making her immortal because he can't bear to lose her would just be putting his own wishes before her own #it'd be selfish #neuvillette is anything but #genshin #genshin spoilers #neuvifuri

[sidereon-spaceace]

torn between wanting to make all my ocs Specialest Little Guys and overpowered VS. the fact I just finished watching all three extended editions of Lord of the Rings and am deeply moved by the struggles and worth of the common man

#ramblings #the end of Return of the King gave me many OC Thoughts and now you're going to hear them #might veto the whole 'Funney Big Weapon Guy is also psychic' thing for Sid Sibyl #won't fully un-magic him just cuz i made it a common thing in the setting but like. i might still nerf him a little in that aspect #his whole schtick is that he is aggressively Just A Guy #he's very persistent. won't come back from a job until he found the last crate that fell off the merchant's wagon or whatever #very good at sword-fighting. cuz he trains and spars a lot and eats like a furnace to keep up his strength #his 'high pain tolerance' is something im self-inserting where i won't notice injuries until later. a bit oblivious. just keeps on truckin #an altogether formidable combo but. he is so much Just A Guy #no super strength no immunities no super-charged magic. not even a cursed weapon to give him a leg up #he finally visits his home again and it's confusing why it's not the same as he remembers it- #-when he should have much more in common with old neighbors and vendors at the market than with his cosmically superpowered friends #old sights and sounds and some friends that give him a warm welcome-back but... it's not the same. it's not home. not anymore #from the moment he chose his path he could never go back home #and I feel like the tragedy of that would be undercut if i gave him something like future-vision or a magical sword

[discluded]

Apo really does not care the whole internet watched him notice and then ask Mile for this bright pink monstrosity, which Mile then IMMEDIATELY BOUGHT????

🫠🫠🫠🆗

Mile's face as he goes to do it. literally :D

WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS MILE???

Not this blatant sugar baby/sugar daddy behavior right in front of our eyes 😩😩😩

#now I have to fucking go to work on this cursed Monday #how dare #people who absolutely disrespect the single people community #mileapo #mile phakphum #apo nattawin #kinnporsche #mileapo x dior #are we all supposed to pretend to be OK about this now #I'M NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS AND IF YOU SAY YOU ARE YOU'RE LYING #shaking crying throwing up #this is going in my top 10 ma moments #rich businessman sugar daddy mile #sugar baby apo and sugar daddy mile

[hella1975]

hiiii haha. hello. exceptionally awkward introduction bc idrk how to start something like this so let's just jump right in. im taking a break from this account for a bit. i know i said i wanted taob out before halloween and currently im fine sticking with that deadline, but if i decide i need longer away then i will take longer away. every time ive reassured people that id never abandon a fic and updates will always come eventually i never once considered that my writing and ability to feel safe and comfortable on this site would be actively taken from me, so im not even going to apologise. i dont want this either and more importantly i dont fucking deserve it. i dont know what it is in the past year, if ive hit a certain amount of followers or 'popularity' that's made it so the natural ratio of positive to negative interactions must in turn go up, but there's been a serious uptick in weird asks for me. the annoying part is that a very small amount of them are actually objectively mean and hateful, the rest are just weird and invasive from people who seemingly dont realise that's what they're being. ive reached a point where i dont care if the intentions are good. it's not my job as a 20 year old tumblr user of all things to defend the morality of someone who couldnt even bother to come off anon. unfortunately, after blocking only one or two anons, the weird asks have decreased substantially, which says all you need to know about the fascinating and exhilarating lives led by these people, but ive also gone on to turn anon asks off entirely. this is something i actively fought against doing and had to be pushed into by my mutuals (who have been the coolest people on planet earth during this entire thing). turning off anon was a big deal to me even if it sounds silly. i felt betrayed and like id been backed into a corner because it was so vehmently something i DIDNT WANT that to feel like i had to do it anyway for my own mental health??? that sucks. so even though ive 'fixed' the problem, im still kind of reeling and uncomfortable every time i come on tumblr. i hope it's just something i need time to ease because i'll truly be devastated if this becomes 'ruined' for me. tumblr exists as the only place in the world where i am honestly every facet of myself without shame or hesitation; losing that would be insanely harmful to me. and to the people who cant appeal to the actual human behind the post, let me put that in words you can understand: we wouldn't get any more writing 😦😦😦 riots and fires and sirens, i know. so yeah. to anyone who has sent me an anon ask and you're now wondering if you were part of the problem, im firmly of the belief that you'll know if you are. when i say 'weird asks' i dont mean 'you sent me a para about your personal life just to vent or ask for advice' or 'you sent me a really deep emotional compliment about the impact me and/or my writing has had on you' - i love asks like that, so much that i put off taking a break and turning off anon solely for the joy they bring me. im sorry that it might feel like you're being punished too bc of the actions of what in reality is a HANDFUL of weird people, but this is what i feel like i have to do to feel safe and not go insane every time i log in. love you guys, hopefully ill see you soon x

#seriously another shout out to my mutuals #id particularly like to say thank you to boom who's always right there for me no matter what's happening or how insane im being #and also everyone in our little discord that wound up having to make a whole new channel for venting #bc i was there so often like 'today's weird ask isssss.... telling me about my cupsize!! rip them to shreds!!!' #hannah and theo especially being there and pushing me to finally turn off anon. war is truly over #and of course rori bc the shamelessness u show when hating on my anon asks has been genuinely really cathartic #sometimes u really do just need a rottweiler mutual to tell random people online to kill themselves 😭 #okay weird oscar acceptance speechcore gratitude over. i do just rlly love my mutuals #like i went three years not telling anyone about the worse side of internet popularity for fear of looking spoiled and ungrateful #so for the first time to open up about it and be met with outrage on my behalf and people saying in fact it's MORE fucked up #than i initially realised bc ive grown desensitised to it is. yeah cathartic i guess #they are singlehandedly reassuring me of the good this cursed app still holds #so everyone thank them and send them flowers NOW #okay im done i think. see you guys soon. i truly do want to come back asap bc like i said i NEVER EVEN WANTED TO FUCKING LEAVE #SOME ASSHOLES JUST HAD TO PUT GRENADES ON WHAT I ASSUMED WERE VERY UNIVERSAL AND OBVIOUS BOUNDARIES #if you're reading this like 'ohhh fuck i defo sent something invasive lately. i thought it was a joke/we were friends' #then 1) we arent friends if you're on anon. it immediately creates a power imbalance where you know me and any necessary context #but i have no idea who you are or how much you know about me. that's already a fucked dynamic #and 2) I HOPE YOU FEEL BAD. LIKE GENUINELY I HOPE YOU FEEL AWFUL AND HAVE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT YOURSELF #okay i think that's all. ta-ra lads??? how tf do u end something like this #ive queued this to reblog a couple more times throughout the day

[devildom-moss]

Pride Month 2.0?

Mammon: Happy pride month, MC!

(LGBTQ+) MC: That was two months ago, Mammon. It’s August.

Mammon: But I thought there were two: the sixth and ninth month… because 69. Plus, August is the hottest month, and you’re the hottest person I know, so that checks.

MC: I don’t know where to start with that. . .

Mammon: Whatcha mean?

MC: (1) Pride month - not months. There’s just one for LGBTQ+ people, and it’s in June. (2) July is the hottest month for many places; if you jinx it so this August is hotter that July already was, I will rip out your spine and boil it on the hood of your car until I have a nice Mammon bone broth. (3) Straight people 69. . . I think. I haven’t asked, but I’m sure they do. (4) August is the eighth month. September is the ninth month.

Mammon: Satan said humans had a secret, hidden month halfway through the year that you could only unlock if you were rich, and because the rich control the human world, everyone else goes along with their calendar, making July the eighth month, August the ninth, and so on.

MC: That does sound like something rich people would do, but no. Satan! Get in here!

Satan: Why are you being so loud? Need something, MC? Is Mammon bothering you?

Mammon: Shuddup! I’m a delight! Call me flavored iced coffee the way I’m a whole carton of delight.

Satan: . . .

MC: . . . So, Satan, do you want to teach me about pride month 2.0?

Satan, knowing he’s been caught: Queer people aren’t your personal teachers, MC.

MC: We’re both queer, you little shit. I thought I told you to stop lying to Mammon!

Satan: Come on, it was funny.

MC: Keep it up, and I’ll fuck your brother!

Mammon: I’ll do it! I’m a brother. I’m right here.

Satan: He believed there was a universally accepted, special “secret” month for rich humans. I can only be partially responsible for taking advantage of his stupidity.

MC: Okay, I’ll partially punish you, and Lucifer can punish you the rest of the way.

Lucifer, who was eavesdropping the whole time: Actually, I’m letting him have this one.

MC: What?

Lucifer: It was funny.

Mammon: MC is the only one who’s nice to me.

Lucifer: I've never threatened to reduce your boiling bones into a broth over the hood of your car, but sure, MC's the nice one.

Satan: Oh, that's a good one, MC.

#I don't really remember why this entered my head #but now you're all cursed with it #mammon #satan #lucifer #gn!mc #obey me chat text #obey me crack #obey me #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me luficer

[clementineskesh]

palisade has been sooo good for me because pre-palisade it truly felt like i was the only jesset guy in the world and now i see people talking about him and i'm <3 <3 <3

#i love this man!!!!!! #when you're a 23 year old 'very young' austin walker revolutionary but then you break the curse and LIVE and continue the work #and you don't even get disillusioned you're just out here. former leader of the WHOLE revolution who served his term and now keeps working #and you work hard to be cheerful and you like your emojis and your friends and your boys #i just love him!!!!!!!!!!!! he still thinks of himself as party of the wolf T_T the only person in that damn election he could respect won #and he stuck with them #im gonna throw up thinking about how much i love jesset city #palisade #f@tt #friends at the table

[uncanny-tranny]

You can use an aluminum crochet hook on a cold day, but watch out!

#art #fiber art #crochet #holy shit this hook is so cold 😨 #this winter isn't going to be kind on my hand joints. i already felt them locking up at work and i felt so tilted about it #it feels like you've got a -20% dexterity debuff immediately. like in a video game. but it's your body so *you* can feel it #the great thing about video games is that you don't feel what your character is feeling. unless you're Cursed #anyway. guess who has aluminum crochet hooks. and doesn't have good (or much at all...) heating in my room. #also it's really hard for me to pronounce aluminum the american way now that my ear is attuned to the english way #al-oo-min-ee-um... a-lume-in-um... bruh both of these pronunciations suck. maybe the issue is that it's called aluminum

[dailykugisaki]

Day 145 | id in alt

I am a FIRM believer that utahime vs Gojo would be basically sukuna vs Mahoraga and Gojo wouldn't be the sukuna of that fight.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #gojo satoru #utahime iori #you're telling me a woman that can amplify her skills by DANCIN wouldn't woop ass??? #ngl utahime would be the most flames hand to hand combat instructor there is #ive watched too many monty oum animated fights can you tell #she would he INSANE to fight against because she is should be fluid as hell in her fights possibly moreso than the king of curses himself #i just want to see her get that shmoovment down while beating somebody into a paste #im thinking too hard she'd get stronger as the fight went on because fighting is just another form of dance to her and i would like to see #gege FUMBLED long ago and im tired of people just now realizing it #cursed technique? Nah dance dance revolution nuke #i forgot to draw her scar im gonna throw up