#you're absolutely right tho

[dontfindmeimscared]

I cant stoo thinking of how, whike Leo would've become more tech-y, he wouldn't know ANY of the technical terms. That gap would probably really hilarious because Leo seems like the kind of person to name everything in a super explanitory but funny way (since I doubt he had much else for comedy in the pd except for his thoughts)

Donnie will hammer the proper tech terms into him... eventually... maybe

#you're absolutely right tho #Donnie and Leo working together in the lab would be utter chaos #Leo: pass me the pin smacker #Donnie: the what. #Leo: y'know the nail hitter #Donnie (after a long pause): a... a hammer?? #post ktech ig #rottmnt leo #doodle #rottmnt donnie #so sorry anon this has been in my inbox since august ;-; #anonymous

[sysig]

Chewtoy (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Sans #Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise #Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine #There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪ #As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol #What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol #Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important #He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure #Hehehehe #The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft #Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha #Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting #He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!) #Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him #If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas #I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol #Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to?? #He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha

[datingdonovan]

a/n: stfu I found yet another makki timestamp I never posted. guess I was like obsessed w makki during the era right before I stopped writing for hq *cough* you mean the era right before I got my tsukki bf and disappeared from Tumblr anyway if you haven't been following my tags & tales, my roomie is watching hq for the 1st time and it's causing me to want to possibly get back into writing for it, or at least post all the old stuff I wrote and never published. so anybody who's still in this fandom on here, come get your freakin FOOD!!!!!!

4:35 pm

Hanamaki Takahiro (27) is no longer between jobs. Well, actually, he’s sort of between being between jobs. Basically, he doesn’t think that scooping ice cream is a real use of his talents, but a friend of a friend landed him this gig, just until the summer’s over. Despite the fact that it sucks, he’s never been one to say no to cash. And there are some upsides. Namely, the fact that this kid around his age drops by every Thursday after they get off work. Hanamaki’s not saying he’s in love or anything. He just thinks you’re the most attractive person to ever order ice cream.

It’s been about a month since you started coming, which means he’s really only seen you a handful of times, but he doesn’t plan on forgetting you anytime soon. The way you sort of awkwardly fumble your cash out of your wallet, the absentminded look in your eye as you study the board of flavors, the fact that you say “No, thank YOU!” right back to his coworker when you tip way too much. He loves it. He loves the way you wait at the counter, swiveling around in your chair without a care in the world, just existing there in your own pleasant daydreams. He’s pretty sure you’re begging to be watched.

And he’s even more sure now that you’re here, for the fifth week in a row, and you’re glancing at him from your seat at the bar. He misses it the first time, so shocked at being caught staring that he doesn’t quite register that actually, you were looking at him, too. He can’t even remember who looked first. Had he even been staring? Or had he been casually looking your way when he noticed you looking at him? He decides it’s no use wondering, and as he serves another customer their sundae, leaning over the counter, he sneaks a glance at you. And you are watching, dammit. Your eyes aren’t on his, they’re in his hair, and running along his bicep, and then you look up, and he smirks, and this is definitely the best job ever. He turns back to his work, willing himself not to actually do a stupid fist pump. Instead, he busies himself with crossing the delivered order off the list in front of him, starting on the next bowl of ice cream.

He’s trying really hard to focus on delivering ice creams. He really is. But he keeps looking up at you, now, every time he comes to the counter. When you make eye contact again, he sees the smile creep onto your face, and he can’t help smiling too. And you keep smiling at him, each time he comes over, like looking at you was the right thing to do. Two cones, a cup, and a milkshake later, he licks his lips and flexes a little as he walks away, and he’s pretty damn sure he hears you snort. And his heart’s starting to beat fast, because you noticed. You’re watching him intently, even when he’s not watching you.

And then it hits him. You’ve been sitting there a really long time. Without ice cream. Whoops.

Right about that time, it seems like it hits you, too, because he watches you nonchalantly get up from your seat and walk over to the register, questioning the blonde man about where your cone might be. The guy walks over to Hanamaki and starts rifling through the order list, and sure enough, there’s your cone, line straight through the order. “You crossed it off like you already finished it, idiot!” The blonde laughs and knocks his arm against Hanamaki before coming back to you at the counter. “Sorry. He’s not the brightest.”

Your ice cream is ready faster than any of the ones you’ve seen come out before, and the blonde man watches with a laugh as Makki hands it to you. “I swear, I’m not new.”

“I know,” you say. And you don’t know what’s gotten into you, because you add, “They just keep you around cause you’re cute.” And you leave him standing there, mouth hanging open, and walk to sit at one of the tables outside.

It’s not five minutes before he sits down next to you. “Hey, pretty thing.”

You look over and roll your eyes, trying not to smile. “What, do you need something?”

“Nope. Just got off.”

“You expect me to believe that?”

“If it means you’ll let me sit here with you while you eat your ice cream alone instead of forcing me to go back inside—“

“So dramatic.” You laugh. 

It takes a minute for him to work up the courage to say it, but he eventually does. “You really think I’m cute?”

You shrug. “I was just messing around.”

“Well, don’t all good things start with messing around?” He swivels to face you and flashes you that lazy smile. And he definitely leaves with your number… even if he’s getting dragged away by Ukai.

#the stuff of cece #haikyuu timestamps #hanamaki takahiro #hanamaki x reader #hanamaki x you #hanamaki x gender neutral reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n #hanamaki x y/n #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu!! #hehehehe I love him #hq #this is based on something that genuinely happened to me. not the hitting on me part but the forgetting my ice cream part lol. was hilariou #anyway if you're a hq blog please please come find me and interact #so many of my old friends are gone inactive or even deactivated #but cece's back babey #ready to absolutely tear it up w the fictional scenarios about adorable men who treat me right :) #hahahahhaa #honestly tho like several of my old y/n timestamps came true (yeah ask me ab it!!!) so this can also be seen as manifesting hahaha #bonkkK!!!!!!! #get hype im back babes and I want to be shipped with hq men lol

[gxlden-angels]

RUBY FRANKE AND JODI HILDEBRANDT SENTENCED TO 4 TO 60 YEARS IN PRISON LETS GOOOOO

#Ruby pled guilty to the charges #She'll likely stay about 30 since that's the current limit legally in Utah for consecutive sentences #But that's only if she's sentenced to the maximum sentence possible #15 years for each case of child abuse #for a total of 4 cases and 60 years #her adult children aren't considered methinks #similar to how a therapist can't tell authorities you're being abused after u turn 18 without your consent #idk how much she'll get seeing as they're in Utah #so there's a lot of ppl that genuinely believe she has a right to do anything to her kids short of killing them #if it means they stick with the religion for as long as they live #some do believe killing ur kids should be allowed tho if it saves their soul or whatever #I disagree with both obviously I think you should be hit with hammers if you treat your kids anywhere near like this #but Jodi better get got those aren't even her fuckin kids got damn #I hope they both get the maximum sentence but especially Jodi cause she absolutely exhasterbated this paranoid mom's shit #Ruby isn't innocent in the slightest she was fucked before Jodi ever showed up #but I fully believe Jodi pushed her closer to this extremen #extreme* #and I hope we start to chip away at the religious exemptions we still have in the US when it comes to child abuse #'spare the rod' spare ur fucking breath if you hit a child I'm gonna hit you with hammers #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse

[the-dangerous-mute-lunatic]

You probably know the ask as soon as you see my username but: YOS Cave G1

This man is always smiling. You know somethings up if that grin drops.

#portal #portal 2 #my art #cave johnson #yos #years of science #ask #you're absolutely right though i saw your username pop up and knew who was coming #i love drawing cave tho 😤

[glowelle]

HELLO would you like me to sell you on Kate/Carson/Laura bc I have LOTS OF THOUGHTS

- Kate and Laura had a very Don’t Ask Don’t Tell FWB thing going on pre-duet. They both like girls and they both need the stress relief and hey it helps that they get along

- after Laura starts Actually Dating Carson she and Kate both separately have moments of “huh wait I kinda Miss Her” and after some trying to be Friends realize they’ve both caught feelings

- cue Laura, the absolute chaos gremlin that she is (idc that this show sucks at writing multidimensional women I will DO IT MYSELF) being like “hey Carson I think you would like her” and the most ludicrous and adorably awkward set of poly negotiations begin

- Kate with her years of experience in behavioral science trying to test the waters neutrally meanwhile Laura is in the background like “guys we’re all super hot let’s have sex”

- but also Kate hasn’t been with a guy before so why does she actually like Carson?? What’s happening???

- anyway this was Way Too Much to put in this ask but I have an insane amount of lore for the Blonde Space Polycule in my head and I think they would be adorable so either a) enjoy or b) feel free to delete this lolololol

HELLO I LOVE YOUR THOUGHTS

i literally love the progression and it feels so natural for their characters honestly

l'm so incredibly sold on this rn. bc i've seen all the fic about Laura x Carson, or Kate with Teyla and Elizabeth, or John and Elizabeth (lesbian Kate my beloved) but i've never considered these three but IT WORKS SO WELL especially the way you've got this progression nailed

the way Kate would try to be scientific about it while Laura is just simplifying the whole matter i adore bc honestly that's so them

i'm sold. im in. get me the tshirt.

#you're so right about the show being terrible at writing women tho #given the evidence i would rather you did it #thank you for bringing this ship into my life im going to be feral about it for the next six months #tho if you have any fic or know of any fics about it absolutely send it my way #thank you for this #loverjed #also hi hi im a huge fan of your john x elizabeth fics #ask box #sga #laura x carson x kate

[samithemunchkin]

#keegan p russ #cod ghosts #this motherfucker i swear to god #why is he so extra #there was no need to hop over that tiny rock #absolutely no need what so ever #logan will call u out to ur boo that you're doing unnecessary shit to aggravate your poor old joints #he is putting all the weight on his left leg tho bad right knee hc go brrrr

[widevibratobitch]

charcoal, apricoat and, if the circumstances were but a bit different, carmine (also forest. probably with some blueberry bushes) (also i was not supposed to be here but you summoned and i came)

#MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3333333333 #and you're absolutely right. you ARE poisoning me. cant thank you enough for it tho <3333 #ask game #ask

[romanticatheartt]

Well f*cking done people. Keep this up and you'll chase away every single artist. Good job.

#I'm sorry for saying this #But sometimes I hate this fandom so much #The only reason I joined was to create a place without hate on any character or ship #I don't share my negative opinions (even tho they're not much) because I'm not here to spread hate #I'm here to enjoy my time and meet people who also want the same #Want to share the love we have for these characters #But I can't when I have to be cautious in following blogs #Or cautious with reading a post bc I don't want to read their unwanted and absolutely hate filled opinion #When nobody asked #It's all bc this fandom has grown way too big and way too comfortable with being nasty #And everyday more nasty people join the fandom #Specially the ones who took free speech way too seriously and talk without any reserve #And think it's their right to be rude and they call it opinion #They all hide behind their keyboard and think they did something #I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be this fkn bold and rude if the person was right in front of you #You're just a coward #The fact that it's not the artists fault #It's the commissioner who ask them to draw them the way they are #Take it up with the commissioner (fairyloot) #fandom fuckery #fandom bs #I'm actually happy that they won't share any sjm content #They deserve a better fandom who actually appreciate their art

[silverandebony]

i'm sorry. TAGGING SASKATCHEWAN CANADA AS KANSAS SOUTHERN GOTHIC AND APPALACHIA????

TAGGING SASKATCHEWAN CANADA AS KANSAS SOUTHERN GOTHIC AND APPALACHIA*

*i misremembered and the one tagged with appalachia&appalachian gothic isn't Explicitly saskatchewan (all of the pictures with location captions are apparently from saskatchewan so i'd be inclined to guess it probably is too, but there's no way to know for sure). so who knows!! i don't know what appalachia looks like! maybe it IS appalachia! in which case why is it also tagged saskatchewan

[Image ids: three cropped screenshots of 'regional gothic' style tumblr picture posts and their tags. The first picture is a truck at an empty intersection with a hazy yellow sky; the second is part of a building mural depicting a nature scene with canada geese captioned 'rural saskatchewan'; the third is of the edge of a town on a foggy day, with old, short buildings fading into the mist, captioned 'uranium city, sk'. Tags common across all three posts are: ethel cain, southern gothic, regional gothic, rural gothic, midwestern gothic, kansas, and midwest. Two of them are tagged with 'gibson girl'. Additionally, the truck picture is tagged with appalachia, appalachian gothic, twin peaks, and hayden anhedonia; the mural picture is tagged with small town usa, small town, small town america, small town canada, great plains, prairies, prairie, and prairiecore; and the foggy town is tagged with 'ghost town, liminal, liminal spaces, and foggy day.

End id.]

I also went back to the blog to see if those posts were still there so I could take better screenshots (they weren't; hooray reporting things for spam) but upon further scrolling I realized that every tagged post. Every. Single. Post. With Tags. all of them. Are tagged with southern gothic and kansas and saskatchewan. THESE ARE NOT THE SAME. WHY ARE YOU USING ALL OF THEM THESE ARE NOT THE SAME

*coughs* anyway. Among all of these, in all their spammy mistagged glory, there is one I would like to give a special shout out to, for in my opinion being the most wildly tagged:

[Image id: another screenshot of a tumblr picture post. This one is a picture of a small motel with a rundown fence in the foreground. A colour filter has been used to make the picture look washed out and fit the regional gothic vibes. This picture has been tagged with: gibson girl, americana, appalachian gothic, midwest gothic, preacher's daughter, regional gothic, rural gothic, southern gothic, hayden anhedonia, ethel cain, nebraska, kansas, motelcore, appalachia, southern aesthetic, saskatchewan, alberta.

end id.]

Take a moment to appreciate it. Bask in its questionable glory. Allow yourself the time to question why?

I think it's the 'alberta' tag that really makes it for me here. The 'nebraska' as well. The latter I assume is from the title of one of Ethel Cain's songs, which would explain... to some degree... how it got there. Why 'alberta' though? Why this picture, out of all of them? Is it actually from Alberta? (It could be; I've seen similar looking things) If it's from Alberta, why is it also tagged 'saskatchewan'? 'kansas'? 'appalachia'? 'southern gothic'? Do not each of these preclude all others? If it's Saskatchewan or Albertan, why is it tagged 'americana'?? Is it for views??? If you want it seen, it's already got the tags! Regional and rural gothic are fine! They'll probably get you a lot more views than tagging something with a Canadian province ever will! I just. I don't understand. why. why have you done this. please stop. i'm begging skfjjsjfjj

in conclusion: tumblr has tagging etiquette and i am begging the young aesthetic bloggers to take a moment to learn it. it will save you so much being reported for spam and having your posts and or possibly your entire blog taken down because of it. And now, if you'll excuse me, I have a blog to go report specifically because of this

#aesthetic post #regional gothic posts #tag spamming #look. look. i have no particular great love for canada in general #but you cannot. you Cannot. tag an image post saskatchewan AND appalchia. not in this context. they are Not The Same #one of them is a flat as fuck region of canada. one of them is a region of the use with one of the oldest mountain ranges in the world #you understand how these are different right #and sure tbc there is absolutely an element of 'that's MY distinct region that you're comparing to (insert other region here) going on with #this #do canada and the us have a lot of similarities both good and terrible? yeah definitely #but there are still significant cultural and geographical differences dammit!!! #you can't just fucking call saskatchewan appalachia! that's not how it works!! #anyway tho. i'm so tempted to tag this 'ethel cain' or 'southern gothic' just for the irony #but i will be brave. i will be so so brave. i will not. i will be polite #(though i imagine it will show up in at least the tag searches anyway since i've mentioned them in the main body :') my apologies) #tldr please tags your gothics correctly. don't tag saskatchewan with appalachia or southern gothic. be polite. #learn the etiquette lest ye be reported for spam to hell and back #caps warning #image described #silvered words #asks #adamshallperish #also yeah i'm just ignoring the ethel cain related tags for the moment. they shouldn't be there either but they're not focus here

[delphi-dreamin]

Random HC's of Solomon and You

He stays up with you and you have lengthy discussions about anything and everything. He is awed by the amount of things you know. He also loves just hearing you speak about your passions

You draw and write?? He will absolutely love admiring your creative works.

Sometimes he just catches himself staring at you instead of gazing at the night sky. You've captivated him.far.more than the stars ever could.

He loves to help you in anyway he can

He would love for you to touch him.

Kisses, caresses, love bites he likes it all. He'll also give back double what you give him.

Run out of something of forgot something at the store? No problem give him a few minutes and he can conjure it up.

He will love watching movies with you

You like reading perfect curl up beside him so he can cuddle you

He will tease you(affectionately)

Wait...you have cats? He loves cats!! He'll love your dog too but he definitely will be playing with your cats.

As far as his potential as a lover. You will never want. He will give you what you desire and then some.

Randomly find yourself bored Solomon smirks as he carries you off to the bedroom.

Sometimes he randomly surprises you with sex out of nowhere.

He is open minded and will be willing to try whatever you like as long as it pleases you. Because that is his top priority.

He gives you cute names of endearment

He will soothe you to sleep with his voice is you ever have trouble

He would pamper the hell out of you this man is down bad for you and be hopes you are too because he loves you so very much.

Hold up, hold up...I need a minute...

#I didn't even put him in the tags #you just did that #fuck panda #I'm gonna go cry now #omg #you're so right tho #he absolutely would just randomly carry me off to the bedroom #just because i'm bored #ugh #i'm so down bad for grandpa wizard #sweet panda #pink hair cult

[sysig]

Read an interesting new fic, but really it was the spider that sold me (Patreon)

#Doodles #The Little Mermaid #I feel like I could say just about anything is Scriabin's fault and by this point it'd be believable #Okay but it actually was!!! I'm telling you!! #It spiraled unexpectedly from there but he started it! He always starts it! #Lol #The chain of events was - Scriabin - Ariel - some MEPs featuring Ursula/Vanessa - fanfic searching - interspersed with music #Mostly Poor Unfortunate Souls and its reprise - Jodi Benson's voice work???? Come on #Impeccable #It really did bring back a bunch of memories of being Super into mermaids and having other Art Friends who could do the Disney mer style #Super cute #This fic in particular cemented it tho it's just so interesting ♪ Alien cultures under the surface! Fascinating #Plus a spider <3 Definitely inspired me to consider Ursula as a name for a Grammistola Pulchra maybe someday ♪ #As if I'm not already head over heels for that tarantula /what/ a beauty #Bauble was extremely cute too haha I like seahorse mers as well :D I think I have one somewhere in the deep backlog lol #Considering size differences was interesting - they'd have to be bigger than the Disney version but how big! What kind of differences? #I also absolutely need to doodle Ursula again sometime tho and not just to get the details right lol #Sit down with a proper study - her incredible cheekbones ah <3 She's stunning #Oh yeah fair warning - make sure to check the tags and such on the fic so you know what you're getting into #Always a good rule of thumb haha

[rillette]

Do you have any fic recs about Hal 🥺🥺🥺 I feel like ship fics that include him aren’t even hal-centric it’s Upsetting :,(

I have a fic rec list for ya right here!! I went through and added two more today but I didnt make a whole new post bc I'm lazy <3

#asks <3 #ty for the ask!! #fic rec #They're all gen bc you're absolutely right #most slashfics that hal's in tend to use him as like. Idk a vehicle for old man yaoi #it's a lot of slamming the characters together like barbies and going now kiss <3. Which is fine!! #But the vast majority of people that write shipfics with hal tend to not really know much about him as a character so he can get pretty ooc #<- u know exactly which ship im talking about specifically here #and like thats fine!!! i love that more people are enjoying my bbygirl and if shipfics get more ppl interested in hal thats great!! #but it gets really annoying to put like 500 filters on ao3 every time i want to read smth with hal in it 😭 #shoutout to that one little house on the prairie halbarry fic specifically tho that shit was good as hell <3

[mossymeep]

touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

#didn't anyone tell you it's rude to say someone else's name... #on a more serious note we all agree thomas would be terrible at a relationship with someone who isn't george right at least for a while #like no actually you cannot solve every relationship problem with sex and avoiding conversations that make you uncomfortable with sex #this is not a healthy response to thinking someone is mad at you !!! #york is never mad at you anyway #confused tho absolutely #you cannot avoid your problems forever bastard #york actually cares about you and also is not as easily distracted he will not forget so easily talk about ur feelings mfer #you think you're getting invited to the hotel room to get laid but no surprise they're gonna have nightcaps and talk about your trauma #deadprem

[hellceo]

What kind of treats do I get for Sam? What kind for Dean? I am just curious. And also. Sorry abt marking you for a warning label. But honestly. You do need one. So it’s kinda valid.

….or something. :D

sam

dean

#;; & let's go take a howl at that moon. ( ooc ) #crack tag tba #loyaltyworn #( i absolutely need a warning label tho you're right )

[that-was-anticlimactic]

sometimes i think about my mutuals. and then. i want to hug them.

#idk nothing happened i'm just in a friendship mood right now #like one of those moods when i want to cry because y'all are RIGHT THERE but also SO FAR AWAY #and i talk about y'all ALL THE TIME #today someone mentioned that they couldn't find any good s.t fanfics so i sent them nellie and kaylynn's fics and i was emotional #it's so wild how we've never met each other but we know so much about each other #the fact that so many of y'all have genuinely let me send you letters is just... so wild to me (affectionate) bc i was honestly expecting no #one to want that??? but y'all did and i get to write you letters and y'ALL RESPOND??? and i have a shelf in my closet dedicated to y'all's #letters and just. frick. 'motional. #it's times like these when i'm like wow m.lp really made me get so emotional about friendship but that isn't really a bad thing - i actually #really love how much i care about friendship even though i'm so bad at making friends and it just sucks that y'all are so far away #internet friendships are my favorite thing but also one of the most excruciating things because. you're here but you Aren't #tho nothing beats the feeling of meeting an internet friend irl... i know i am going to absolutely SOB when i meet shannon... #we've been friends since 2013 and have never met... we're planning it some day. we are Determined. #i have a picture of shannon hung up in my apt lol #ahem uhhhh anyways sorry for this. idk. just emotional about friendship right now ig #mutuals my beloved tag