#you're a cad

[andthebeanstalk]

One of the things I love about Glass Onion is the way that the camera and music work together to tell nonverbal jokes.

Like when Benoit basically has to hold Miles' hand to get him to the conclusion that someone reset the puzzle box Benoit lies about receiving:

Benoit asks if it's possible that someone reset the box, and Miles then declares that someone must have reset the box like it is this huge reveal - and the camera zooms out while the music subtly swells as though he really has figured out something smart, when actually he literally restated what Benoit just said.

#original #I love the reveal that he's not even a smart con artist he's just a piece of shit #he's just a shameless copycat that people keep enabling to do bad things bc they assume he knows what he's talking about bc he's rich #like that line in Fiddler on the Roof - 'it won't matter if I'm wrong or if I'm right cuz you're rich they think you really know!' #glass onion #knives out glass onion #benoit blanc #Daniel Craig #ed norton #I hope the YouTuber sideways does a video about this because he does incredible music theory videos about movie scores #and I bet there are a bunch of hidden meanings within the music that I have no idea how to pick out #that man is like a wizard to me I don't understand how someone can understand music that much! #So cool! #I started this movie like 2 hours ago and I'm barely half an hour in cuz I keep stopping to write film theory essays on Tumblr #oh Adderall you cad! #I have no regrets I feel like this is helping me understand film better. i care a lot about the language of Storytelling #and I must say my favorite medium is film. I am writing a graphic novel right now but if I knew I could just skip that part and make it #into a show. I would do that. I don't wanna draw that much! I like drawing! but I want to see it as a show!! #this is too many drawings!!!!! #but for various reasons the film industry is not really a great place for me - or even possible as a physically disabled person #hard to work yourself up to the director's chair when all the entry positions involve standing for 14 hours at a time #I hope that if I ever do manage to make my graphic novel into a TV show that I will maintain enough control over the project to ensure #accessible hiring practices and workplaces #but in the meantime I guess I have to make waaaay too many drawings #no I can't shorten the story I don't have that kind of control it is an epic saga and the world's longest Slow Burn and that is that

[areyouokaypanda]

He said "It's lunchtime, children", and I took that personally.

#critical role #caduceus clay #the mighty nein #cr2 #cr2 art #fanart #my art #THAT LINE THOUGH #i knew i was gonna love you cad #but now you're coming for me personally

[insomniac-pbparker]

rambling in tags

#tried to talk about it on vc but no one's paying attention haha #talkin about it here cuz I've been meaning to share with. someone #hi if you're reading this:) #peter prattles #anyways. started a new project recently; i got a model for my mask so I'm thinking about printing it out? #got the STL (STereoLithography (file format for CAD software made by 3d systems)) files fhe other day; they look like they'll fit well toge #ther after i print them; so that's good. not a lot of sanding ill have to do on the main face shell; 8& #augh #*; it's already textured #i keep pressing comma. stop #anyways. got the files; it took FOREVER to splice but that's alright. i haveta do it regardless #*slice not splice #the whole process of slicing something (FOR 3D MODELING BY THE WAY) is really interesting; i should look more into that #the thing is; the files and info I got on them didn't say what orientation to print the mask in? that was odd #it also didn't say what fill / support types to use. but I'll figure that out in the morning #oh! my favourite part I'm working on for the mask is that it is able to attach / detach in specific sections; so it's easily disassembled #I'm using neodymium magnets (specifically 10mmx1mm or 1/16in discs) to connect it all together #I'm thinking about making it disconnect in about 4/6 different places? four for sure #not sure about the last two though. thinking about making the LENSES of the mask detachable; but i feel like they're more likely to fall of #uhoh i think i did something wrong #i printed (or started to print at least) the domed mesh on the 3d printer instead of the specifically labeled resin printer. i don't have j #I don't have a resin printer #wow there's a lot of tags. okay #so many thoughts in my head apparently #eh whatever. hear about my 3d prints boy #there's an option to make a ventilated mask; or one without the vents at the front #the vents are just small cavities near the front of the mask #right near the nose / mouth would be #ohh it's actually lined up beautifully; it blends right into the webbing on the front of the face #face? mask? eh

[lindwur-fr]

Sure maybe FR has its flaws, but lemme tell you, at least they didn't monetize breeding like Niantic's newest game, Peridot, did

Cuz good giddy god in a game that sells itself as a "Collect all the archetypes! Breed new Peridots with rare genes and patterns!", it sure shot itself in the foot over and over and over again by doubling down on "It costs 5 USD to breed a new pet in a game that is all about breeding new pets"

Peridot is cute, but not that cute

#Peridot game #I WAS HOPING FOR A RELAXING BREEDING SIM WITH CUTE LIL CREECHERS #But nothing is 7 dollars CAD cute :) Especially when you're supposed to breed them every three days or so #its sad and hilarious seeing the news page like “Here's how to breed them! Please breed them! PLease please pelase please please”

[a-wisebear]

*clearing my throat* *skin is blue* *puts on a cowboy hat* you yee'd your last haw

#star wars #cad bane #you're a cowboy like me #clone wars #muak

[deepbluespace4]

Wannabe smut-drawing-night went fluff because reasons and this damned music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc35zY3IZ8Q As always, can't decide about versions.

#Cad Bane #Cad Bane fanart #cad bane x oc #night #blue #stay #insomnia #sketch #what is it called when you're both mentally exhausted and elevated at the same time #the clone wars #tcw #the bad batch #tbb #star wars #DBS art #deepbluespace art

[lil-shiro]

what happened with the merch stuff if you don't mind?

Not that anything has "happened" per se, it's AM being AM as always. Lance fans have been bringing up the limited sizing and availability of his merch for a while now. These are the sizes for Lance's shirt vs. Nando. Even Filipe has more options.

Lance's (one) hat has been sold out for a while now (which should be an indicator that people do want his merch!) and it's still not back up, you can only see the kids hat. While Nando's hats are always available. Those 6 items are the only things available atm for Lance's merch btw.

Not to mention the designs he gets are...pretty bad to say the least. My main point is that it's already expensive but at least let fans have a choice when it comes to sizing and options, it's like they don't want our money y'know?

#it's not that hard if you're already making sizes for everyone else #clown team once again #prices are CAD btw #asks #anon

[cerealforkart]

absolutely above my paygrade as a tumblr rando: perhaps you could offer a slightly cheaper digital-only version for those who cannot afford the physical book? (or a digital-book with physical stickers bundle)

It would let more nerds get in on this, but also that extra bit of cash could be going towards paying the printing costs (a fandom team effort, ya know? Hope it makes sense)

I will probably be selling a digital version for the extra pages once I’ve got the physical orders all handled and sent off. I don’t want to confuse myself with the count right now and I really want to focus on making the books happen at all, so a digital bundle isn’t in the store yet. But it eventually will be.

I know shipping seems expensive, but I promise it’s only expensive for you guys because it’s going to be expensive for me. I’m really sorry about it.

#noodly #mailbox #these things are costing more to ship than to make #and no one is more annoyed than me I promise #and remember all my prices are in CAD! #so if you’re in the states the number is actually lower than it appears #if you're in europe the number is also lower #quite a bit lower the Canadian dollar is down lmao #as I was writing this reply I got my water bill oof

[starlypenguins]

HALLOWEEN EMERGENCY

Okay so with Halloween coming up I'm starting to prepare my costume, for context I'm going as princess Rosalina

And so far I have the wig, all the stuff I need for the wand and earrings, and the makeup, I'm just missing one thing and that the dress

Most Rosalina costumes where it's just the dress cost at least $200 and I don't have money for that, so i'm just settling on a normal dress that I can modify on my own (thank you fashion design passion)

This is where you guys come in, I need help finding a long, light blue dress with long sleeves that I can make modifications to, preferably off shoulder but if not then thats fine, and I need it in 3xl

If you guys could help me find a dress like that so that I can order it and get it here before Halloween that would be great

Gonna tag some mutuals for this: @artyboidoesstuff @rainbow-wreck @crystalkitty1220 @krisget-thebanana @djcarnationsblog @echosoftheflower If you guys could help that would be great but I fully understand if you can't

#random rambling with starly #Ck I know you're really fucking busy so if you can't help I get it #Echos I know we barely interact with each other so I'm for asking you lol #I just really want to get this costume done #I would prefer if it was something under $100 CAD but I'll take anything at this point

[eeveequ33n]

The Idiot's Array by @ashcroft-writes lives rent free in my head, stg I think about it once a day. Was going to ink and paint but I think I like it better all sketchy

#star wars #cad bane #obi wan kenobi #obibane #gunslingers paean #seriously if you're up for obibane go read it #hands down one of my fav star wars fics

[eyes-of-avalir]

c2e84 Titles and Tattoos // The Mighty Nein Reunited e1 Unfinished Business

#the speech from cad being about destiny and not knowing where you're heading and then caleb finally having a home and friends and teaching #and growing green beans 😭 #caleb widogast #critical role #the mighty nein reunited #the mighty nein

[thewilddoghaunts]

You're a cad and a bounder

A dog and a cheat

All the lives that you've had

All the hearts that you eat

You're a rascal and a rogue

A villain and a crook

Still I tug at your line

I'm a fish on your hook

You're rash and you're hasty

You're reckless with my heart

Still I wait by the phone

I won't ever get smart

I should be better but I'm worse

#Cypher #me and sixer #i need a tag for like. him to me #or for him to get out here and tag his own stuff lol #musik #you're a cad - the bird and the bee #Spotify

[stoppit-keepout]

🤨

#if you're talking about an art form that you're not that into #and saying it's unpopular and failing because it doesn't appeal to people like you #please consider that you are not into the art and might not be realistically knowledgable about what it is 'like' and whether it's 'failing #and perhaps it already has the attributes you're proclaiming it needs #you just don't know it because (no judgment) you're not that into it #and you could get a lot farther by thinking 'i bet I'm not the 1st person to want this; can anyone rec me art like the thing I'm imagining? #nice people are going to do that anyway #but grumpy cads like me will just sulk and feel alienated by your audacity #this is about jazz and also about choral music

[cxldblxxded]

what romance trope are you?

k: insta love

let me guess, you're a chronic daydreamer? you probably grew up with a fantasy in your head of the perfect person and relationship falling into your lap. you like cheesy romcoms and romance novels and the idea of love at first sight is so nice to you, even if you don't believe in it. you care too much about what other people think of you and you just want someone to see you for you and love you despite that. you love people so fiercely and your love might sometimes go under appreciated. you probably also have a disney princess movie as one of your comfort movies, no surprise there.

cad: love triangle

attention whore slay. you get all of your validation from external sources because you aren't confident enough in yourself. the idea of two people falling at your feet and fighting over you makes you happy because you want to feel like you're actually beautiful and important and worth loving. wouldn't be surprised if you like leading people on for fun. good for you good for you.

tagged by: snatched from @mystiika xoxo

tagging: @fangmother, @ncrthernattitude, anyone else who wants to !!

#ooc #dash games #insta love is......... violently accurate for k #they are SUCH a romantic it's disgusting !! disgusting #and also very preoccupied with how other people perceive them so.......... give them a kiss pls + thanks #cad's is a lil less accurate #he hates being paid attention to but like. 'you want to feel like you're actually beautiful and important and worth loving' #....... that part is accurate #but DO NOT FIGHT OVER HIM he will run away from both of u lmao #k canon #cad canon

[thetimecrystal]

vibing with my new hair

#ok to reblog for mutuals #face #also my cad cardigan <3 i have been living in it #if you're gonna be creepy fuck off thank you <3 #but i love this colour like... it's so bright and gorgeous

[apolloendymion]

at what point in the relationship can you be in the bathroom while they're using it/vice versa

#cad if you're reading this I'm just posting funny hypotheticals on the funny hypothetical site