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Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

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AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

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it’s farcille day :]

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Fuck off. A better world is possible. You condescending pricks.

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rhode island is getting a new shogun

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clown nudibranches are the best things ever! I love them

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one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

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Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you're also a bag

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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strawberry swiss snail 🍓

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Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

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Gamecube girl's Wii wife is back from her run :3 (she/her for both) [commissions are open! info here]

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I never played Life is Strange, does this match up

#I'm about to move to bellingham 😐

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Fuck off. A better world is possible. You condescending pricks.

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Reminder that @photomatt gets off sabbatical in May and when he does you better dog his transmisogynist ass.

During Matt’s absence @staff has continued deleting and censoring black and trans bloggers, myself included. None of the affected blogs have been restored and none of the changes promised in that pathetic apology post have been implemented. The Terfs and Nazis who started the hate campaign against Rita are all still on tumblr. The moderation remains hateful.

Do not let these fuckers sweep it under the rug, do not keep making compromises where your black and trans sisters get fucked over.

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history