oh we are never freeing ourselves from the shackles of capitalism in our life time.
i just saw a post where someone said 'ryan, steven, and shane aren't as rich as bezos and musk but rich is rich and they need to be eaten!!!' just say you don't know what the Rich means. just say you're stupid.
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is there a support group for people who googled MAG 2 because they were curious about the contents of the coffin and then got beaten over the head with season 4 spoilers 💀 both my sister AND i fell victim to that one and i suspect we're not the only ones.
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it still boggles my mind a bit that people on the internet will just try to call you a bitch in a friendly way when they're like. complete strangers. are you aware that the only reason playful insults between friends work is that they are Between Friends. your basic manners... where are they...
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honestly my ideal ofmd ed and stede sex scene is like a comedy of errors and stede being absolutely flabbergasted at being wanted at ALL like ed is like "ouagh I want you so bad" all grinding up on him and stede goes "you... what?!" and ed says shit like "fuck yeah stede I need you in me" and stede is sweating and frantically looking around like "do you mean to be talking to me?" "God, yes, take me, come on, please" "are you quite sure?" "yes im sure, I need your dick inside of me like. yesterday." "my WHAT?!"
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hey look, it's the kid protagonist that was hugely formative to your identity as a child! wouldn't it be fun to try to imagine how their life would be now if they grew up like you and they were also in their 20s? (<- words of a man about to step on a rake)
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i hate the whole “proship” vs “anti ship” discourse and think the labels are stupid for a myriad of reasons but i just think it’s really funny when some people act as though “you should never be openly critical of anything ever & saying something has bad implications or can affect people in real life or even that you personally are uncomfortable with something is literally the same as calling for the murder of whoever created any problematic depiction of that thing” is not an opinion proshippers tend to hold at least semi-frequently
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I keep an eye on Conservatives online, and let me tell you they are in three states:
1) Actually I think I'd quite like a dictatorship, then the persecution would be against those dirty [insert boogeyman]!
2) How could they take Trump off the Ballot for COMMITING AN INSURRECTION, he had to do that cause the vote was rigged!
3) Hey why is everyone so willing to destroy democracy for the sake of owning people?
I'll tell you right now 1 and 2 are a solid 90% of their comments and 3 is thinking about changing their mind to avoid being on the list.
Vote for Biden, you fucking morons!
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