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todayontumblr · 1 year
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Saturday April 1.
And you know what that means
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kusuokisser · 8 months
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saikis the kinda guy to get pissed off and live on venus for a week. like his dad makes him teleport to work one too many times and suddenly hes unreachable and the only hint is a note that says "on venus. be back soon"
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olenvasynyt · 6 days
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When we find out that Elain has been having feelings for Lucien this entire time but has just been suppressing it...I don't want to hear anyone say it's fanservice. It's unrealistic to her character, even though we haven't got her POV yet.
Say it with me: 👏BEING ATTRACTED👏 TO LUCIEN VANSERRA👏 IS NOT UNREALISTIC!!👏 FALLING FOR 👏LUCIEN FUCKING VANSERRA👏 IS NOT. UNREALISTIC!!!!👏 Especially for HIS MATE!!👏
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I had to stop 11 seconds in because MY HEART AND BREATHING BOTH STOPPED
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sh1ngaru · 1 year
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two years later :)
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lunali-moon · 1 year
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no it's not fog, Peter just vapes
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tangledinink · 10 months
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Once upon a time i worked a job that involved me traveling a lot. Every Monday i'd fly to some other state, and the company would put me up in a hotel and i'd get a company card with a per diem for food, and then on Friday they'd fly me back home. And we got, like, $100 a day for food. Which is crazy, and I would never hit that quota, so by the time I had been doing this for a few months I just had, like, hella cash to burn.
And it was so much fun. Because at some point I just realized that I was fully empowered to give, like... crazy good tips. Any time I ate or ordered anywhere I'd tip at least 100%. It was especially fun when I ate out, like at some of the restaurants in the hotels and stuff, 'cause I'd be this little early-twenty-something dining by myself, doodling in my iPad while I ate, and then at the end of the meal I could just drop a $150 tip and skip off and it felt so fucking good. 'Cause what did I care! It's not my money! It's corporate money, baby. Why not give it to other people???
Anyway, the point is that I miss being able to do that so fucking much.
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pinkusmaximus · 8 months
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stop drawing her HAIRLESS, YOU COWARDS
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tidytrash · 1 year
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More Sources of Light stuff..
I really like this fic. It's pretty addictive, ngl.
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campwillowpeak · 1 year
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Can we get some facts about succubus Sophie?
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Fucking deepthroat world champion
Her horns and tail are very sensitive, rub them and you'll have her knees buckling
Her tongue is 9in and forked :)
Teef
She smells like lemon honey
Out of stamina? Whats that?
Ask nicely and she'll refrain from literally sucking your soul from your cock... or tit... whatever is handy
Even as a succubus she's still a cuddler~
She can alter her proportions... not her height though :')
She can control her body temp, resting your head on her lap is either like resting your head on the cool side of a pillow or like cuddling up with a nice toasty hot water bottle~
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thelonereni · 3 months
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So you dont care about my ships, so what? You think thats gunna stop me?
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turnsintoatidalwave · 5 months
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y’all really just don’t like queer content if it isn’t about 17 year old white twinks and it shows
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uatia · 20 days
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Appreciate her
(her name is mouse)
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bebe-benzenheimer · 1 year
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the guys: 'kay let's leave Mina here while we go find Dracula, it's too dangerous for a woman to join us
that bat outside the window earlier who in no way is Dracula in disguise:
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mymotiveformurder · 7 months
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How has no one written a fic where the Addams family comes across Carrie White in the midst of her Black Prom rampage and goes "covered in blood, hysterical, burning a town to the ground, with inexplicable power? She was meant to be an Addams!"
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there has to be some suspension of disbelief with fanfiction. you want me to believe harry dubois, on the wrong side of forty, chronic alcoholic and habitual speed user, has the anal fortitude to bottom. his taint is in tatters.
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