#you ever wonder why we're here

[primalrageanddumbassery]

New sticker. You have no idEA how cringe I can be

(Sorry for the quality, my phone is. Struggling rn)

Yeah, I'm a fan of RvB-

Red

Vs

Bwe're getting queerbaited but the clown makeup is already on

A very pleasant whatever fucking season we're on to those who celebrate.

Simmons art incoming

#beck art? yea babey #my art #red vs blue #you ever wonder why we're here #rvb #rvb season 18 #dick simmons red vs blue #dick simmons #dexter grif #dexter grif red vs blue #grif rvb #simmons rvb #this was to test out my new sticker paper! #i love being cringefail <3 #grimmons #grimmons fanart

[ophilosoraptoro]

#the mandalorian #star wars #red vs blue #lulz #rvb #rvb simmons #rvb grif #baby yoda #grogu #din djarin #you ever wonder why we're here #scout trooper #xphilosoraptorx #Philosoraptors greatest hits

[maximumcatpress]

Book 2 Snippet - Extended

I posted some of this on Instagram recently, but I really like this conversation and thought I'd post a bit more of it here. The format is less limiting when it doesn't have to be a bloody photo. I hope you enjoy!

“So, what’s wrong?” Martin asked, opening the conversation. “Why am I here, Martin?” “I mean, why are any of us here? It’s one of life’s great mysteries.” “No, you twit, I mean here in an office. I shouldn’t be chief of anything.” “Return question: why do we do this every other Monday morning? You’ve been saying that shit for months now, and yet you continue to get your job done well. Can you not just accept that, even though this is a wildly different environment than the old lock and key, you actually belong here?” “Evidently not.” “Look, maybe we’ll talk to Julia. If the setting is the problem, we could probably have you work from the depot most of the time. But as the chief of security, you will have to be in and out of office settings.” “Oh, so it’s ‘The Depot’ now? Honestly, you could have just said ‘work from home,’ you know.” “Cappuccinos for Martin!” the barista announced. The men collected their coffees and found a bench very near the door to the terrace that used to belong to Purple Cube, Ltd. “If it helps, you can do what I do,” Martin continued. “Focus on the tasks. Either you can do them or you can’t. Do you think I ever thought I’d be a chief technology officer? Titles are bollocks anyway. It’s just a job to do.” “I enjoy working with the trainees. Degenerates, the lot of them. My sort of blokes.” “See? Just focus on that!” “That helps for now, but just in case, same time two Mondays from now?” “Always,” Martin replied, and clinked his coffee cup with Duncan’s.

#writeblr #indie author #wip excerpt #her violet empire #you ever wonder why we're here

[waywardted]

You ever wonder why we’re here?

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #tedlassoedit #flashing gif #m*ne #mine: lasso #teddy boy #k i think I’ve sort of gathered my thoughts a little #if this set even makes sense lol #he's just so unmoored.... (can't remember what he used to fight for) #(taylor always relevant) #but i feel like they've seeded all these little reminders of why he came and why he's stayed #that there's this community of people who need and value him #that there are things worth striving for #'you ever wonder why we're here coach?' #'in london or on earth?' #'well both i guess' #who is he after burning himself down last season??? what gives his life purpose and meaning now? #i'm excited to find out!!!

[ghostly-vibes-here]

Posted this in a few different places, but I made this video and thought about posting here too

#art #red vs blue #rvb simmons #rvb grif #grimmons? #do you ever wonder why we're here?

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#it's an old frustration. an old pattern of thought. #i just feel that i have a brain that doesn't hold information. that lacks the discipline to gain knowledge. that is incapable of deeper #thought. and i cant teel you how maddening that is. to sit in a room and listen to other people discuss a paper you read in depth 5 times #like it's the 1st time you ever heard anything about it. how is that possible? how do i work with that? i read and nothing sticks. #nothing stays with me. how??? i was talking to a prof recently who ive heard is hard on her students with disability accommodation. and she #was saying how she doesnt see these things as a disability. how we're just different not disabled. ive heard the phrase differently abled #a lot of times. and i get what she's saying. i do. ad i get why she's hard on them. she wants to push them. but there comes a point where #you are quote unquote differently abled and you run into a wall that other people dont have. then what are you supposed to do? work harder? #but what if that doesn't help? what if that just compounds the hurt that's always been there? what if that leaches away all the wonder? what #then? at what point does a thing become too much of a barrier? i think there's a reason i dont run into many other dyslexic grad student. #everyone has adhd. it's a place where those with adhd prosper. but dyslexia not so much. at least not with the level of hanicap i have #and everyone's really nice. they want to help. but there's nothing anyone can do for me at this stage. it's up to me to compensate for my #leaky head. and i kno im not stupid. ive got a piece of paper stating my iq is above average after correcting for uneven intelligence. but #i dont feel very smart most of the time. i feel more like my uncorrected iq score that comes out at just below average even with me trying #my very best. iq is bullshit but there's something to be said for that gap. im smart if unconstrained by language and time. but were bound #by language and we're bound by time so what am i supposed to do? is there anything i can do? im stuck with this forever. theres no getting #better or making it easier. my brain is wired in a way that gives me the reading skills of a child. forever. and i just have to accept that #and im trying to swallow around that idea easier because the only other option is to choke on it. but maybe i chose the wrong career path. #one of my lab mates said she wants challenges all the time and ive chosen a path that's challenges all the time but im jsut trying to do #what everyone else can without a second thought. it's deeply demoralizing. yet here i am. trying to be easier abt it. #maybe im just nit cut out for this. doing a job im not built for. #unrelated

[iceeericeee]

I wonder how many tags i can add on to this

#there must be SOME kind of a limit otherwise posts would get suuuuuuper duper long like is it just 30? #idk but i'm going to find out by simply maxxing out the character limit for each tag and finding out the limit of tags for each post lololo #this is gonna be great. i just have to remember to type without ever using the comma. it shouldn't be too hard right? fuck i almost typed #the comma i'm already bad at this smh my head. also if your still here i commend you. you have a better attention span than i do. #i'm already starting to get bored holy shit this is not happening. i gotta power through this. FOR SCIENCEEEEEEEEEE. or somethinggggggggggg #but fr idk what else to say. maybe just saying that i don't know what to say will be good enough? but does that even count? #I don't even know anymore. ffffffffuck. this is gonna be a while huh? also holy shit if you're still here omg u deserve like. a prize or #something because u definitely didn't have to stay and read all of this bull shit. lololol i typed out bs but decided to just spell the who #thing out just to make it go by faster. i'm so lazy. this is only the nineth tag HOW will i make it to 30. i am sobbing the adhd is adhding #very hard rn. are you still here? bruh this is insane. i have somehow managed to keep ur attention this long and it's just me spouting #absolute balderdash. wait do you know what balderdash even means? i don't care if you do already i'm gonna tell you anyway. balderdash is #basically just another word for nonsense. boom. you learned something new today. balderdash equals nonsense equals this damn post. #why did i decide to do this in the first place. it was a dumb idea. i don't know if i can even keep going. this is only the *counts tags* #it's the 14th tag. we've got a long way to go boys. men. soldiers. comrads. friends. besties peeps. marshmallows. #where was i going with this? oh yeah. trying to max out the limit for tags. dang i almost typed a comma there. i haven't done that since #i think the third or fourth tag. dang that feels like such a long time ago. not for you guys probably. it feels longer because i have to li #type it all out and stuff. so it's definitely gonna feel longer for me. are you still here? good lord don't you have better things to #be doing than reading all of this? we're already on tag number 18. it feels like i should be on the thirtyeth by now. or however it's spell #'toast' you might be wondering 'why are you typing out the names of the numbers instead of say '9' or '5'?' well you see. young one. #this is a strategy i'm using to make each tag slightly longer. even if i don't know how to spell it. it'll make it just a little bit longer #anyway. i got off topic. not that there was ever a topic to begin with. unless it's about making this as long as i can. #which i am apparently good at doing. i guess. are you STILL here? do you seriously have nothing to do? i guess i'm flattered you stayed thi #whole time. instead of reading something else you stayed here. with me. listening to me talk. on the twenty-third tag. oh yeah its tag 23 #except now it's tag twenty-four. how crazy is that. this little talk is almost over. only 6 tags away if memory serves right. this's strang #i kind of don't want this to end. but i know it should. after all there is a limit. but all things must come to and end at some point i gue #i'm running out of things to say. it's probably a good thing it's almost over. hahahahah............... but i don't want to go. i don't wan #to leave this post. i've worked so hard on it. and for what. just for it to end. are you still here? yes? good. i'd hate to end this alone. #thank you for indulging me and my craziness. the end is only 2 tags away now. you can go ahead and leave. i'll be okay on my own. really... #...you're still here? i- i don't know what to say. i suppose a toast is in order. perhaps. for this journey. this stupid dumb post i though #would be fun. i'll make it short. it's the last tag after all. this was fun. but i will never do it again. so long as a i live. i'll miss y

[camellcat]

sorry this came to me like a vision in that I could not ignore the thought but garden of eden era aziraphale and crowley are soo "you ever wonder why we're here?" coded

#if you put those two images side by side I'd tell you they're the same #“well that went down like a led balloon.” “sorry what was that?” “I said 'well that went down like a led balloon.'” #“you ever wonder why we're here?” “it's one of life's greatest mysteries isn't it? (...)" “what? I mean why are we out here in this canyon? #I know I already did go!thiam but now I'm absolutely foaming at the mouth for a go!grimmons au #come ON #the vibes are just soo. mm #I mean not at all but also at the same time it's. it's not leaving my brain anytime soon #it's been a good few years since I sat down and watched rvb so idk whose who but I also do not care #if someone has already had this thought you should tell me please #good omens #rvb

[todayisafridaynight]

One moment in Y3 I'll never get over is Daigo, fresh out of coma, instinctively reassuring Mine with such tenderness. Yeah it made him feel more guilty, sure. But at that moment I was like "I get it, Mine. I now get why you're that obsessed". Doesn't make it better that Daigo is pretty pretty with a wonderful voice and gorgeous shoulders

this ask was so real and true and right and it still is but i am cackling a little at 'daigo's gorgeous shoulders'

#snap chats #wide daigo strikes again #on the real tho no wonder mine wanted to kill himself after that #like here he was about to kill daigo because. Hes Insane #and then as soon as daigo wakes up he rolls out of bed- uses the gun mine wsa gonna use on him #saves mine and kiryu and then without question is just '<:0 mine whats going on- are you ok <:0 we're ok now no need to worry :)' #and then he hit him with that loving smile and that gentle voice and. and yeah i wouldve jumped off the roof too #i could never forgive myself for almost killing a man as beautiful as that idc if i thought i was doing the right thing #mine this why we leave this typea shit to the doctors just WAIT DUDE #unless this really was a case where because of all the outside noise daigo woke up #since i know talking to coma patients can help with that and. well. probably was the most noise daigo's gotten in days #aww poor daigo didnt have anyone in his hospital room to keep him company this whole time #either that or mine really did just sit in dead silence looking at him. freak. but ok valid #its too early for daigo-loving hours <-this is a lie and if i ever say this again assume im an imposter

[agentark]

"why are there six pedals if there are only four directions" is one of the funniest lines in the entirety of Red vs Blue and it happens in the first 25 minutes

#rvb #yesterday's news compelled me to rewatch for the first time since college #i considered starting right at project freelancer #but s1 has so many iconic lines #'you ever wonder why we're here?' #'what? like a puma?' #rt

[blujayonthewing]

reflecting on how all of my other DMs have gone above and beyond to lovingly weave my and my friends' backstory elements into the larger worldbuilding of the campaign by contrast to all of the ways Elyss' DM has gone out of his way to suppress or excise any influences her family may have ever had on anything and I'm genuinely near tears over it

#'I'm so surprised that Elyss wasn't more interested in going to her mom's hometown now that you're in her homelands!' #YOU! CHANGED Nami's backstory so that she never traveled anywhere before having Elyss #and YOU decided that she never tells Elyss literally anything even when directly asked #because you're so desperate to make sure your players never know literally anything about whatever might happen to them ever #YOU made it feel not only unrewarding but as if it was actively unwelcome for you if I even talked to my mother!! #'we're making this very dangerous journey (that you've been retconned not to have made yourself so you can't spoil it)-- #--assuming we survive can you please tell us anything at all about what to expect the other country to be like?' #'well. it is different than here. it may not be what you expect.' #'oooh why didn't you go to hometown' SUCK MY DICK I ASSUMED YOU'D BE ANNOYED IF I WENT THERE HOPING TO FIND ANYTHING #of course ELYSS wants to try to touch any part of her own heritage she can!! #do you think she doesn't wonder whether she has family there? do you think maybe it's weird that she doesn't already know?? #when *I* built Elyss' mother I made her a traveler from a far-off land so neither of us had to worry about it #YOU decided to send us to THAT far-off land specifically and then REFUSE to let Nami actually TELL me anything about it!! #feels very much like you don't want me to engage with that! feels very much like you ACTIVELY don't want me to explore that connection! #and if it felt like *Nami* was being secretive about it then Elyss would be even more keen to investigate herself-- #but it's just part of a well-established pattern of NPCs going 'it's a secret teehee' for very obviously no other reason than that-- #the DM just doesn't ever want us to have information even if NPCs have that information and have no reason not to share it #anyway. tl;dr grief over elyss yearning her whole life for somewhere to belong #but not going to her mother's birthplace because she has no reason to believe there's anything there for her. #for purely stupid empty meta reasons. #'I'm surprised you didn't go there 👀' so maybe he had something! #but my mother-- through you-- was so cagey about whether her parents even exist that I kind of just figured you didn't! so!! #about me #my OCs #elyss

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

do you ever wonder why we're here?

"It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some… cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

"what? no i meant why are we here infront of this pizza place ... with that creepy chatter phone guy on the roof staring at us?"

"oh yeah i have no idea i wanted lunch or something?"

"WOULD YOU IDIOTS JUST COME HERE AND EAT SOME PIZZA?"

#red vs blue #rvb grif #rvb simmons #you ever wonder why we're here? #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #classic verse

[mid-nighttiger]

man. do you know how freaking sad it is that an author who's already been driven out of fandom once, and then feels comfortable enough to return after two whole years just to share their fics with us, is reduced to literally begging people not to leave hate in their fic comments? why is this the environment we cultivate? why do we let authors be driven to the point that they feel they have no other choice but delete everything? sometimes it really is like yeah. what are we even doing here

#you ever wonder why we're here (derogatory) #i know the author said theyre ok and arent going anywhere but like. jhesus christ #midtalks #fandom #star wars #salt #anyways. enough being morose

[nexus-nebulae]

"why do so many people remind us of ourselves" buddy there are over fucking 200 of us in this system the probability of that NOT happening is lower than the fucking floor

#there are literally hundreds of us and you are sitting here wondering why we relate to Everyone Ever In Some Capacity #none of us are smart here we're all fools #(/lh)

[ofgentleresolve-a]

👍 😉 💯 👠 for Patrick! (Is someone going to take notes...pERHAPS IWUHEDUEHD, ALSO I hope this didn't get send more than once, dumblr's glitching on me IUWHEIDHWDE but if it did, I apologize! HOPE THESE ASKS ARE OK BUT PLS FEEL FREE TO SKIP ANY YOU'D LIKE! Have a great day, Ferre! :D)

time to put my muses on blast ( ft. sex+romance headcanons meme w/ @jeoseungsaja )

👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking?

mmmm considering that he did the asking when it came to felicity, i do think he's more than comfortable with taking the initiative with starting a relationship if he has SOME INKLING that his feelings are reprociated. that being said if we're talking with regards to hyuk though, he would a hundred percent not mind if hyuk does the asking as well considering that a. by then these feelings have gone unspoken for so long, by the time they get to that point, everyone else is probably like 'it's about f-ing time' JFKLSJDFKLJ and b. well it's his best friend, how can he be upset about the way it unfolds?

😉 was answered, but lemme embarrass him some more ( for hyuk :D ) 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?

JFKSLDJFLJ ALRIGHTY THEN ALEX, so you know he probably likes teasing and edging his partner, has great patience(tm) and would love to see how much he can get away with before they snap and drag him somewhere ( all consensual tho- if they're not comfortable with the teasing he'll stop no questions asked ) but for the most part, he is rather more on the vanilla side, less likely to be pushing for him and his partner to explore new forms of intimacy....he does like the idea of body worshipping his partner though, kissing all the parts he thinks need the most affection ( ie. the scars- yes, this applies to both verses :D )....and considering that he is a literary professor i feel like?? he'd be really good at sending dirty texts? but like classy raunchy texts and best part is that it can be done in public and no one would know for the better...JFKSLDJFL

okay, i just realized i talked about what he would like to do to his partner, but not necessarily what he would want done to him 😂 does this surprise me? no not at all considering that patrick tends to be the kind of person to think more about what can he do for his partner first than what can his partner do for him in bed, but honestly, if you make him feel wanted, loved, and safe ( esp. in black knight verse- he might get teary if you do that bc he hasn't felt that way in YEARS, it's really all about the emotional vulnerability here :'D ), that's all he needs to be content....also let him hold you in the aftermath, he's all for cuddling ( and cuddle him too he would like that even if he's not the best at asking for it PLEASE )

💯 What is my muse’s ideal date?

hmmmmm, as much as he does like books, i wouldn't say necessarily going to a bookstore simply bc?? he can already do that in his freetime and plus i think he would want to do something that's more interactive with his partner...i feel like he'd be big on window shopping simply because there's always something to comment on while looking around....he also likes the idea of going to the beach even if it is on a cloudy cold day. perhaps a good balance between these two would be walking on the boardwalk then??

in black knight verse, patrick's a lot quieter and exhausted so i feel like any activity that doesn't involve too much moving around or too much convo would be ideal for him....feed the pigeons with him. or take him somewhere where he can forget about his worries for a little bit ( the beach is a great starting point ) 🥲

👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?

it was with felicity!! it was incredibly loving and sweet and not mention playful too...the two of them were always bantering/playing some kind of prank on each other...it was a bit like a competition in that manner too 🥲 that's probably the most openly playful patrick's ever been through out his life as felicity really opened him up and not to mention, helped him loosen up too. so when she passed away, he shut that side down real quick....got ten times more serious in the immediate aftermath 🥲

and because i feel like exposing patrick some more:

🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch?

in this house we switch or die- just kidding! although seriously, i do think he is a switch in that he's more than happy to go with whatever his partner wants to do ( for example, felicity tends to be more vocal and gungho about what she wants in bed and therefore he tended to be more submissive/a service top ) BUT also i do think once he gets familiar with his partner, once he knows what he wants, he will go for it :D it's really up to his partner though ( basically hyuk what r ur preferences, patrick would like to kno so he can make them happen- jskldfjsl )

#jeoseungsaja #( nsfw. ) #( headcanons: patrick. ) #can't help loving others ( headcanons. ) #i just wanna say i did not expect to be using the n*s*f*w* tag on this blog specifically for patrick...but here we are sJFKLSJFLKSDJ 🥲 #but also alex!! did u and hyuk take notes?? pls know patrick in both verses are both very embarrassed and i know i should feel bad... #but also i'm his mun and therefore HIS ADVOCATE :D #but also why do i feel like if/when hyurick ever sleep together their first (few) time(s) are like...awkward?? bc s*ex?? #how does that work again?? also bodies!! are weird JFKLSDJFLKJS #but also we're talking about patrick who already gets SO FLUSTERED when hyuk's shirtless #dear god how's he gonna manage anything more JFKLSDJF XD #okay but also just the thought of patrick holding hyuk as close as he can while stroking his hair both during the act and #in the aftermath has me #🥺🥺🥺 #anyways!! thank you so much for sending all of these in!! we definitely do not have to incorporate any of these in...and also #if anything with hyuk involved mentioned here makes you uncomfortable do let me know!! #and i'll delete right away!! #pls have a wonderful day alex~~ <3 #under the same sky ( queue. )

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Robot Lady on the phone: Can you hear me?

Me: Can anybody every really hear anyone? I mean, you can hear someone, but it's not the same as listening, is it?

#big grif energy #you ever wonder why we're here? #spam calls #spam #AI #robocall