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#you cant look me in the eye and seriously expect me to believe america is a better prospect than here
pega-chan · 1 year
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not to be like nationalistic or whatever but you can want to "escape" your country to live abroad bc you think it's better without generalizing the country, its government, the people, culture, etc. as an overall bad place and incapable of getting better
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IMPORTANT PSA DO NOT SCROLL PAST!
A drawing named Scribble is currently on the loose, and it has the ability to shapeshift into anyone it pleases. Please be on the look out and call the EPF immediately if you see a drawing wandering around, particularly if it has large, distinctive eyes and black plumage... Erm, technically it does not actually have feathers, but still. Do be careful out there while the EPF deals with...this.
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here'z an artizt rendition of scramble!! be ALERT! XP also maybe just put a rock on top of him so he cant run away if you find him becauze we still need to ask him why the heck he even infiltrated our hq!
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guys, GUYS, thats not what his eyes look like!!! they're WAY worse than that, that just makes him look uh. not as threatening? THIS is what he looks like!
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...what the flipper? this- i SWEAR this isn't right either, i don't know why this came out like this! either way, he didn't look like blanche's drawing when he was chasing me so uh- don't expect that? or mine???
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I only unblocked you because The Director made me, Rolland. Do not derail this important PSA (not to be confused with the long since defunct Penguin Secret Agency). This is obviously how he looks, by the way.
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THAT'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN THE SAME GUY MOST DOODLE DIMENSIONERS LOOK LIKE THAT RICHTER HIS EYES ARE WRONG!
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Aaaaand blocked. Good heavens, this thread is a mess....
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lol? what doez THAT have to do with this?
no seriously i think i understand less about humans now LOL
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We must focus, Blanche. That little "drawing" could be anywhere right now. And she could be anyone, including me typing right now. Or you, or worse, it could be President of the United States of America!
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i don't even know what america IS! or a president XP
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I...actually, I do not know either. Erm, let's just focus on the point, this thread has been derailed enough already.
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no no keep going talk about america its bad there i've been there D8 they threw SHOES at me bro!! in fact lets make this a PSA about why we should never go theree
except for the food that was uhhh realllllllly good P8 oh and the car was cool until it broke
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#i need a vacation after this #previous tags #I do not believe in vacations but...I agree. Perhaps we should rent a room in the Puffle Hotel...sigh.
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plainvanillapotato · 4 years
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the 100 diaries S2 E6
quarantine diaries: may 28 2020
season 2 episode 6: “Fog of War”
thats a nice map clarke. but how does she remember this much information about the mount weather cuz she wasnt even there that long. does clarke have photographic memory??
yeah clarke. i wouldnt know what to say to finn either. but look at prettyboy bellamy trying to defend finn. like he shouldnt because what finn did was absolutely terrible but good for him. stay loyal my dood
enter finn looking real jealous of bellamy. i mean he should be. cuz lets all be honest. no one can compare to prettyboy bellamy
fuck off murphy. why is murphy pretending that he just part of the gang now? and why he gotta joke about my boy monty like that??? do not apply salt to my wounds. other people may like you but bygones are not bygones just yet. i remember what you did. but also i cant believed that they actually pardoned finn? is he seriously not gonna get punished?! 
mount weather crashed the exodus ship?! sooooo question for y’all: did mount weather also sabotage the landing of the 100?? like they were meant to land on mount weather but they didn’t. is this ever clarified later in the show??
mom saying that clarke isnt a soldier and yet she sent clarke down here. knowing there was a good chance she would die. bitch. you dont even know. abby youre little girl has killed in cold blood before. but i guess these two are not ready for that conversation yet.
“assimilate them to the gene pool” bc ofc these people didnt just take in these kids out of the goodness of their hearts. these people are sick...
also i know that dante is playing the good guy in this situation saying that he wont put the kids in cages like animals but is willing to just that to grounders? what kind of message are you sending here buddy??
side note: does anyone else think that dante’s son looks like a Jim carrey wannabe
again jaha and kane. what are the odds? who would have thought? not me. my crack ship is not done yet
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yeah the louder and the more you shout you come in peace kane the more i believe it. 
you can’t be friends with everyone jaha. dont you remeber the last time you trusted be they sold you.
18. 18. 18 people were killed. FINN. FINN. FINN. there do need to be some repercussions
maya and jasper look like they could be siblings. both pale. both dark hair.
why does finn have a gun?? yes finn they need to keep an eye on you. what do you think youre going to do? i think youre gonna shoot people finn. thank you for putting the gun down. 
umm i dont think that it was accident. like i get that youre mentally unstable dude but 18 people? thats a big ‘accident’ id just prefer if you owned up to it.
ofc the acid fog comes now. the fricking art room..... the dead body is still there isnt it
ofc one of the guards die just to be more dramatic 
damn they really should have cleaned up the dead body. plus it must stink. and yet there is finn with that face saying ‘don’t look at my past sins clarke’ as he runs to cover the body
youre telling me that tents really protect against the acid fog it looks as thin as a person’s shirt. 
yeah finn you are the enemy. ‘you don’t look at me the way you used to.’ yah bro you killed 18 people but you dont see that bothered by it. also i know honest is the best policy but telling clarke the honest truth of how you got her watch back may not have been the best move.
“come on they gave us cake”-jasper trying to convince the others to donate their blood (21:15) this is the strongest argument i have ever heard in my life.
monty keeping his priorities straight. i stan! and i just love how done he is with maya. i straight up laughed when she came in with that notebook!!! are they making maya a good character now??
“because the standard treament sucks compared to you.”-maya trying to flirt with jasper lol
big yikes when maya revealed the grounders. ‘everyone knows but no one talks about it’ waht? i shouldnt be surprised tho considering all the shit that goes on in america that everyone know thats going on but doesnt talk about because it makes certain people feel uncomfortable
“die” - monty (23:35) YES MONTY YES MONTY. monty is officially my favorite character! 
the fog is a weapon. did not expect that. 
oooh no. carol of bells. indeed. as in bellamy “bells” coming in to be a badass.
its your boy lincoln!! and he does not look good. what are you doing octavia? you still want licoln after you just saw him feast on a human? this girl need to have higher standards.
side note: so reapers are basically modern zombies and if they have zombies in this show they can have vampires. so i stand by what i said before. these mountain people are just modern vampires literally sucking the blood and life out these poor 47 kids. and just when we thought they caught a break with all the cake
honestly im surprised that kane is still good. i thought that he was gonna turn evil. also these grounders have it wrong. at least during the fight between wells and murphy bellamy gave wells a knife to have a fair fight
preston burke becoming a doctor again!! cue grey’s anatomy theme song
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seriously what is lexa doing here….oooh theyre smarter than i thought. we love female leaders. she be out here being sly. though not going to lie i still prefer anya.
alternatives for Octavia calling for lincoln **lincoln dear come hither** or **hey demon lincoln its yah girl octavia** 
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‘neither do i’ awww finn. i feel sad for you but at the same time. you killed 18 people. i reaaaally dont know how the writers are going to redeem finns character. 
jaspers face tho when dante turned his back was like bitch you dont know whats coming to you.
yikes when dante grabbed his sons neck. but also his name is cage. ironic because mount weather is a cage
did raven just say to finn to suck it up? ummmmmmmmmmmm
JAHA!! 
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Hey I love your stories and kept reading older ones for the whole weekend. Could you by any means if you have time write a fluffy get together story with either Jegulus or Spideypool? Maybe something from the fake exes prompt list that I cant find anymore? Thank you so much for all the cuteness you're delivering with your stories! ❤
You’re very welcome! Glad you like them and thanks for prompting me!
           Peter groaned internally as he noticed MJ making a beeline for him across campus. If there were less people around he would have made a quick getaway, but since there were endless amounts of people milling about, Peter was stuck.
           He knew what this was about before MJ even opened her mouth. They’d broken up over a year ago, and while MJ was happily dating a girl named Gwen from her Women’s Studies class, Peter had yet to move on. It wasn’t like he was still pining after MJ because their split had been amicable, since Peter was a bit busy with his first year at NYU and being Spider-man. It was hard to find time to meet anyone new and besides there was the pain of keeping his secret from someone.
           “Peter,” she said, plopping down across from him. “When was the last time you went out on a date?”
           Peter couldn’t help smiling despite himself. It was something he’d always liked about MJ, her blunt honest approach to things. “Come on, MJ,” he said, rolling his eyes.
           “Peter,” she said sternly, not giving him an inch to wiggle out of this conversation.
           Peter sighed heavily. “I went out on a date last night actually but nothing came of it, so…” Peter shrugged and buried his face in his chemistry book.
           “With who?” MJ asked, raising an eyebrow at him, putting a hand on his book and forcing him to lower it. 
           Peter scrambled for a minute to think of a name, any name to get her off his back. It shouldn’t have been so difficult to come up with someone believable. Instead he grabbed at the only name he could think of sitting in the dark recess of his mind. “It was Wade Wilson.”
           “Deadpool?” MJ said, her nose crinkling. “Seriously?”
           “What?” Peter asked defensively. Fuck, he should have just made up someone. This was going to get him into so much trouble. In the past few years, Peter and Wade had struck up something almost like a friendship. And although he’d never told anyone this, he’d spent an alarming amount of time thinking about the Merc in ways he probably shouldn’t have. Like Peter, it wasn’t like Wade’s suit left much up to the imagination and damn all those muscles. His shoulder to hip ratio was nearly as impressive as Captain America’s. And sure, Peter had seen what was under the mask and it wasn’t exactly pretty but it was fascinating in a way Peter couldn’t really explain.
           “I’m sorry, Peter, it’s just a little difficult to picture,” MJ said, chuckling. “Why didn’t thinks work out?”
           Peter hated himself for lying to her. Now his lies were snowballing and there was nothing he could do to stop it. All he could do was continue to tell fibs. “He, uh…he wanted to go a little faster than I did.”
           MJ frowned. “He didn’t take things too far, did he?”
           “What?” Peter asked, his jaw dropping when he realized what she was implying. “No, of course not!”
           “Okay, good,” MJ said, letting out a sigh of relief. “Why don’t we give him a call?”
           “No!” Peter said, shaking his head emphatically. “I don’t…I don’t want to embarrass myself any further than I probably already have.”
           MJ reached out and took Peter’s hand in hers. “Peter, you have nothing to be embarrassed about. Now hand me your phone. I’m assuming you have his number?”
           “Yes,” Peter said dejectedly, handing over his phone to her, knowing better than to argue. She typed in the code from memory and Peter made a mental note to change his passcode. She scrolled through until she found Wade’s number.
           Please don’t pick up. Please don’t pick up, Peter silently prayed. The last thing he needed was Wade answering the phone and telling MJ he had no idea what she was talking about.
           “Baby boy!” Wade said, answering the phone after the third ring. Peter cringed as his stomach fell out his ass with dread. “This is a pleasant surprise!”
           MJ gave him a look at the pet name. Maybe she just didn’t know that was what Wade was like. “Actually this is his friend, MJ?”
           “Everything kosher?” Wade asked sounding slightly concerned. Peter was thankful for his super hearing so he could listen in on Wade’s side of the conversation.
           “Yeah,” MJ told him while grinning at Peter. “Peter’s fine. He told me you two went out on date last night.”
           Peter held his breath.
           “And what, you’d like all the details you saucy little minx?”
           Peter struggled to hide his complete and utter shock. Wade was actually playing along with this? Why? How?
           “Peter said it didn’t work out,” MJ informed him. “Because you were pushing him into a physical relationship.”
           “Oh, was that why he bolted?” Wade asked. Peter had to admire his performance. For a moment he actually believed they’d been on a date the night before too. “I would never have done anything my baby boy didn’t want.”
           “I’m glad to hear that,” MJ told him. “If you get a second chance please take good care of Peter, okay? I promise he’s worth the wait.”
           Peter felt himself blush furiously.
           “Oh, I’m well aware of that.”
           “Do you want to speak to Peter?”
           Peter waved his hands around signaling that no, he absolutely did not want to talk to Wade. Instead he had his phone pushed into his hands and with trepidation he brought it up to his ear. “Hi Wade.”
           “Petey, I’m not sure what just happened, but I’m pretty sure you owe me.”
           Peter rubbed his forehead. “Yeah, I think so too.” He risked a glance over at MJ who was nodding encouragingly at him.
           “My place tonight,” Wade said, the grin evident in his voice. “Eight O’clock. Wear something sexy. Just kidding, you look sexy in anything.”
           “Wade, I – “
           Before Peter could protest, Wade had hung up the phone. Peter closed his eyes and counted to ten before opening them again.
           “See!” MJ said, looking smug. “You get a second shot. No point in putting him in the exes pile after one lousy date. You have to give people a chance, Peter.”
           “Yeah,” Peter said, looking down at his phone and wondering how he’d ended up so utterly screwed.
                                                           ***
           Peter got to Wade’s apartment in the Bronx by 7:55. He figured he might as well be punctual since he couldn’t sit at home dreading this night for another single second. He rapped his knuckles on the door and waited.
           Deadpool opened the door and grinned. “Hi Petey,” he said, stepping back and letting Peter enter the apartment. The place was a fucking mess, bullets scattered around, empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, used cups on the coffee table. Wade Wilson, it seemed, lived like a god damn Ninja Turtle. 
           “Couldn’t manage to clean up a little?” Peter teased, crossing his arms over his chest.
           Wade shrugged. “Wasn’t sure you’d actually show.”
           Peter actually felt a bit bad about that. He knew Wade had asked him to hang out before and Peter had bailed on him several times. In his defense though, it was usually either school or Spider-man related. You just never knew when a bad guy was going to rob a bank or kidnap your Aunt.
           “I want to thank you for playing along today,” Peter told him, scratching his cheek nervously. “MJ means well but she has a tendency to overstep. It’s probably how she found out I was Spider-man so quick.”
           “No need to thank me, Petey,” Wade told him as he went around the room and started to clean up. “You’d do the same for me if any of my exes were butting into my personal life. The next time Nathan shows his ugly mug in this timeline I’m expecting you to answer the call.”
           Peter laughed. “It’s a deal,” he promised.
           They fell into a companionable silence as they tidied up the room a little bit. Once all the trash was away and the bullets found their way back into the boxes they’d come out of, Peter and Wade made themselves comfortable on the couch. Wade put on some rom-com from the 90’s but Peter made him switch it because the main characters looked like Mr. Stark and his Aunt May and that was just too unsettling. Instead they put on The Breakfast Club with Wade doing the “No dad what about you” speech verbatim with the film.
           “You’re a dork,” Peter mocked, playfully kicking Wade with his foot.
           Wade grinned at him. “You’re just jealous.”
           Peter laughed. “Extremely.”
           It was a surprisingly fun evening and Peter enjoyed not having to study or fight crime, he could just sit with Wade and be. It was a rare thing these days to just be able to take a night off. Being around Wade was relaxing and fun, both of them talking a bunch of shit throughout the film since they’d each seen it plenty of times.
           It was a rare thing to see Wade outside the suit and Peter was enjoying all the different facial expressions he’d missed when Wade wore the mask. All the subtle little smiles and facial ticks that he normally wouldn’t have been privy too were almost intoxicating to behold. Peter found himself categorizing them all, which meant he spent more time than he probably should staring at Wade.
           By the time the movie was over, Peter had his feet nestled under Wade’s thigh with Wade’s hand on his leg, rubbing it absentmindedly. They both stretched and Wade did a comical yawn. “So, will there be more fake dates or are you going to come up with another reason why we shouldn’t be together?”
           Peter balked at him for a moment. “I-I…” Peter’s words fell flat, as he had no idea what to say in response.
           “Don’t worry about it, Petey,” Wade said, letting him off the hook. He stood up and started to walk away. Without thinking, Peter shot out a web and hauled Wade back until Wade landed unceremoniously in top of him. “Petey?” he said in surprise, his eyes searching Peter’s, his hands bracketing either side of Peter’s head.
           Peter swallowed thickly. “Maybe I don’t wanna play pretend,” he whispered quietly.
           “This doesn’t have to be anything, Peter,” Wade murmured, still giving Peter an out if he wanted it.
           Peter was more than a little shocked to find he didn’t.
           “Wade if you don’t fucking kiss me soon I’m going to have MJ call you again and give you a stern talking to,” Peter growled, wrapping his legs around Wade to lock him in place.
           “Oh god, anything but that!” Wade said, feigning terror as he tried not to smile.
           “Well?” Peter asked, looking up at Wade expectantly.
           “Baby boy, you don’t gotta tell me twice,” Wade said, lowering himself down and capturing Peter’s lips in a kiss that was downright Earth shattering. “Not going too fast for you, am I, Petey?” Wade asked him tauntingly. “Wouldn’t want to blow this again.”
           Peter couldn’t even find it in him to be annoyed by the jibe. “M’good,” he said, feeling better than he had in a long time, having the comfortable weight of Wade on top of him. “Kiss me again.”
           “Bossy,” Wade chided but complied.
           Peter started a new list in his mind, categorizing all the different wonderful and devastating ways Wade W. Wilson could kiss him. He was looking forward to continuing the list on his next date.
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Human torch and Iron man: an unlikely match that's gone from strength to strength....
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The human torch and Iron man have always been used to hitting headlines on their own but they both made massive waves through headlines together last year when they were seen kissing outside a cafe. Two famous playboys now devoted to one another.
Now a year on they are happily married, have a multi billion dollar empire, created a charity to help people get off the streets and into full time jobs and a roof over their heads. Stark Industries have even started an internship for people older than the typical young age to make sure everyone gets a chance of a second chance. They also have five homes across the world and a life that makes anyone jealous but unlike many celebrities they have kept their private lives.....well private.
In their first interview together , we try and find out what keeps this relationship going and how they make it work so well.
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Location: central park.
I had honestly expected for this interview to be at Stark Industries, but as I sit on one of the many bench tables here, listening to the birds, people going by and the warm sun on my back, I get why they insisted on coming here.
First to turn up is Johnny, his slightly longer hair gelled back and his stubble still shining on his face, two features that people have noticed since their relationship. Hes dressed up in a dark pair of jeans and a tight fitted white tee with sunglasses over his eyes and his swade jacket loosely over his shoulder. He offers me that big kid grin hes known for as he reaches for my hand to greet me, telling me it's so nice to meet me and his husband is minutes away.
He isnt wrong either, a man in a dark grey suit comes jogging towards us, the classic Tony Stark look and I can understand why some people feel intimidated as he reaches for my hand and apologies hes late after a meeting over ran. He jokes that it's one of those meetings that shouldve been an email instead, in a way we all feel him there.
I'm now sat opposite the two most private yet talked about men in New York and they seem so happy together, reaching for each others hand, you wouldnt be blamed for thinking they were still in the Honeymoon period of their relationship.
Q. Congratulations it's nearly your first anniversary together, any plans yet?
J- Thanks man, not killing each other for a start -laughs- I'm joking dude, I seriously couldnt be happier.
T- Damnit that was my line, darling -nudges his shoulder and smirks- Thanks, cant believe it's nearly a year already and who knows, maybe I'll marry him again.
You can see how much they banter how inlove they really are. This isnt an act for the world but a real love between them and I cant help but try not to swoon as I witness it all.
Q. You've both had very public relationships before one another, why did you decide to go private with each other?
T- it's not out of shame. I love this man to bits but when you find the real thing, its precious and you realise how much it means to protect such a thing. We find it important to have a private life and be with one another and besides keeps all you lot guessing.
J- play nice, Tones -they chuckle together and I swear theres alot of inside jokes between them going on- we value our privacy which I know some people say is hypercritical to say we are public images but its our life and we love how we both can come home and relax together, leaving the outside world outside for a while. Everyone needs to recharge man.
Q. Did you find it weird that Johnny was a massive fan of yours?
T- No, I actually enjoyed it and I didnt blame him. The only drawback is that he had loved me for longer before I met and loved him.
J- Daaaaaaamn shouldve crashed into your life sooner then.
Q. Was it love at first sight?
J- Yes!!! I mean look at him.
T- more like love at first oops -Tony laughs as Johnny rolls his eyes playfully-
Q. Who's idea was it to come up with the charity?
J- Both of us , we kept seeing people on the streets and thinking why are we living in such a world?. We couldnt keep walking past them and not try and help them.
T- Johnnys right, we live in a world so advanced and yet we still have people living on the streets. The Government wouldn't or couldn't do anything so we put our heads together and bam the charity was born.
Q. How do you deal with Johnny looking like Captain America?
Johnny rolls his eyes as if he's heard this question a million times.
T- I dont see it and out of all the people, I've spent years with the Cap and very intimate with my husband, if there was a similarity then I would be seeing it. They're two completely people, I dont go around trying to kiss the Cap thinking hes my husband. They're different, trust me.
J- Well I hope you dont kiss the Cap -johnny chuckles clearly joking-
T- you taste different anyway-he winks, but you can imagine how their jokes might be conceived as rumours at times-
Q. One piece of advice to give to others that make a relationship work...
J- communicate the hell out of each other. Talk about it all, talk through everything, dont leave the other second guessing. Whatever happens talk to one another. Tony and I do and theres nothing left unsaid, think that's what makes us stronger too, good or bad, we talk shit out.
T- Dont leave or go to bed angry or upset. If we have a disagreement I refuse to go to work until weve sorted it out, same with sleeping. I'll stay up all night if it means sorting shit out too. What if you didnt and something fucked up happened, angry or upset words are going to haunt you forever if they're the last words.
Q. Do you miss your playboy ways? You both could go anywhere and get attention.
T- Tony laughs as Johnny looks slightly unamused- yeah all the time -he gives off the famous tony stark rolling eyes- not one second of it. I still get attention but my husband is the only one that gets it back. So try all you want, hes the one walking home with me every night.
J- I'm HIS playboy and like he said we go home together so fuck the rest.....not literally.
((Part 2 coming soon....))
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wakandascrystal · 5 years
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Prophecy
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Pairing - Erik x Black!!reader  
              Tchalla x Latifa!!Wife
genre - Body switching, jealousy, fluff ect.
words - ???
summary- Tchalla and Erik visit the ancestral plane at the same time but a complication arises when both men don’t return to their own bodies.
A/N - Soooo, Erik in Tchalla’s body and Tchalla in Erik’s body while they try to run a kingdom and maintain their marriages and relationships. What could go wrong??????????????????
Prophecy - Part 1 - part 2 - Part 3
Tchalla gave Erik a knowing look as he was buried in the soft red powdered soil. This time he wasn't nervous like he had been before.
He knew what to expect and how to conduct himself but the same could not be said for Erik. 
Erik didn't really care about the formalities that came with the ritual, all he wanted was to see his father if he's lucky his mother as well but he doubted that since he was informed only Wakandan natives lived in the ancestral plane. Moments later both the men were gone, far from their human form. Erik opened his eyes, breath pulled from his chest. He witnessed a sight he never thought he would see again.
He was holding his old basketball in the old basketball court in his old neighbourhood. It was dark. The skies a deep purple and blue and the streets he knew so well were empty. On impulse, he dropped the ball and ran up to his old home upstairs. Sprinting towards his past.  The apartment was still the same. Old coach with unknown stains, box T.V, brown carpet and most importantly the hidden cupboard that was filled with Wakandan objects. Erik opened one of his favourite books from his father's collection, amused by the fact that there was a point in his life he didn't understand the written language and now he did.
 "Erik.." He turned to see his father. Joy washed over his body but he didn't show it.
 "It's N'Jadaka now Pops." A smile grew on N'Jobu's face. 
"You used to hate that name?" Erik chuckled at the memory of his younger self- asking him to call him Erik more often
 "Cause nobody could say it right. Were am at now, everybody say it correct."  N'Jobu's smile dropped. 
"You..are King?" He leaned towards his son. 
"Nah. Things didn't work out like that. Actually things ...l."
Erik let out a sigh as he sat down. 
"Erik I thought I made it clear that you had to be King in order to let-" Erik cut him off.
"- All due respect Pops but the shit I did to them... am lucky they didn't kill me on the spot."
"So what .. you're going to save the black race with hugs and kisses?" Erik knew he would react like this.
"There isn't one way to help. Tchalla's is doing good. He's a good dude good king...When shit wasn't going my way he put me on trial. The whole counsel wanted me dead or Exiled but he fought my case. Got them to trust me, taught me so much. He likes the brother I never had." 
N'Jobu didn't look impressed. He wanted radical change and he thought his son would be the answer but he wasn't. He understood that.
"I killed Zuri......" Erik looked up at his father waiting for a reaction.
"Good." Erik rolled his eyes. 
"I got a girl too."
N'Jobu eyes went to Erik's
"For real?" the much-needed humor comeback
"Yeah,(Y/N)....She the total opposite of me, I love her."
 "Is she from Wakanda?"  N'Jobu lifted his eyebrows in anticipation.
 "Yeah, her Dad is American...Her Mom was a wardog." 
"I know this is not what you wanted to hear from me but I didn't want to let you down."  N'Jobu stood up and Erik mirrored him.
 "You could never disappoint me. All these books and that ring, all of this artifacts are how I saw Wakanda. You have to do it your way now even if its under His leadership. Your smart and I trust your judgement. Am proud to call you my son, never forget that. Now go ." 
Erik did what he was told he gave his father one last hug and left. Falling back into a sleep like state.
On the other hand, Tchalla was having a different experience than Erik. Rather than a deep heart to heart Tchalla's father was advising him on how to run Wakanda, keep his relationship with his wife strong and telling him to take care of Shuri and Queen Mother.
What seemed like hours was only a few minutes to the Shamen and healers who waited patiently around the men's bodies. They both started shaking back to life, fighting for air as they erupted from the red soil.
"They are back, quickly help them up." One of the Shamen spoke. Erik and Tchalla were helped up, clothed and left alone in the underground cave in a manner of minutes. Erik had his eyes shut leaning against the wall due to a headache he was experiencing. 
 Tchalla wanted to leave take a shower and take a nap with his wife. He opened his eyes to check on Erik and see how he was doing. He couldn't wrap his mind around what he was seeing. When the blurriness went away. He thought maybe he wasn't back from the ancestral planes and he was experiencing an outer body experience.
An outer body experience.
That is the only thing that can explain why he was seeing his himself leaning against the cave wall sweaty and breathless. He felt a slight stroking motion when he turned his head to the side. He investigated and found long dreads draped to the side of his face and healed scars all over his body. That’s when he realized something went terribly wrong.
“ N'Jadaka !!” His voice sounded like Erik’s, the discovery stressed him even more.
“Ay man not right now...my shit hurt.“ He grabbed his face which technically belonged to Tchalla and let out a grunt. He slowly open his eyes to look across the cave.
“Why the hell do I sound like you and where are my locks at? wha-“ Erik stopped talking when he saw himself across the cave as well. At first there was a sense of interest in the situation that was quickly followed by panic.
Erik charged at Tchalla. Grabbing the loose clothing he had just put on. 
“What the fuck did you do to me? What is this?“ Erik was not getting used to Tchalla deep and slow voice leaving his mouth and being replaced with his own voice. He wanted his body back and So did Tchalla.
“I didn't do this.“ Tchalla pushed him of his chest and tried to think of all the ways this could happen.
“This some African Freaky Friday voodoo nonsense?” Erik asked Tchalla. He could see he was deep in thought his whole face painted with worry. All thought Tchalla did hear him he didn't respond.
“This ...this is “ Tchalla for the fist time had no answer. He was lost and hopeless.
“What now? I mean How the hell are you going to run the country in my body?”
Tchalla stepped back and gave Erik a look of concern.
How was he going to run the Kingdom in Erik’s body? 
The people had forgiven Erik for his past doings and actions but they would never let him Run the Country?
Was this Erik’s doing? If they changed bodies he could still go through with the planes he promised to drop.In his body he could easily ship one the vibranium Shuri has been working on to start his war!
“You did this? To take over the ....country? Didn't you?” Erik was visibly confused.
“Nigga ...come for me different. I made a whole ass promise to sever the nation and follow the rules. Am out here going to therapy and shit to better myself and you think I would go back to my old ways. Am your right hand .....man. AM ON YOUR TEAM....Man fuck you!”
Tchalla had never seen Erik this raw before maybe once before they fought at the waterfall but not like this. He felt a bit guilty.
“If it wasn't you nor I - do you think our fathers had a hand in this?”
“My Pops would do this.” He sounded so sure.
“We should hurry to Shuri so she cant help remedy this.“
On the way to the Lab all Erik could think about was you and how you would reaction. It was about 6 o'clock and he knew you would want to see him soon. So many questions were flying in his head.
What would you do?
How would you react? would you stay with him even though he looked and sounded like Tchalla now?
or maybe the opposite?
Would you want Tchalla ?
He was really worried about that one. Tchalla in Erik’s body would be the perfect man He thought to himself. 
He didn't have any deep-rooted traumatic childhood stories. He was raised in a 2 parent loving home and to top it off he had his body. The one he knew you loved so much. As they made there way passing the guards who grated with a slight bow his mind drifted to all the times you would praise his body and performance in bed. He knew you liked his scars and broad shoulders He just couldn't wrap his head around the idea of losing you.
Shuri could not stop laughing. Tears had rolled down her eyes the second Tchalla and Erik explained the situation.
“Wait so you telling me .....You are...you.... but in him. Oh Bast..I can't“  She laughed again while both men deadpanned her
Honesty Shuri didn't believe them at first but the way Tchalla spoke gave it away. Even though the voices matched the bodies... when did Tchalla ever say Ass or Shit. She later calmed down and took the matter seriously. In 5 hours she did all the research she could while Erik and Tchalla sat and waited nervously. Tchalla wanted to call Latifa. Tell her what's going on but knowing her she was properly out in the garden helping Romonda with her plants.
Night was slowly creeping and Shuri stressed even more when she saw now way out of this. 
“I need more time!“ 
“How much more a day, a week?“ Tchalla asked in Erik’s body
“No cousin, sorry.... I mean Brother I will need maybe a mouth to create a simulation with theories I can test out.....that’s if science can even help. I will also go to the Shamens and Witch doctors ask if there is anything they can do. But I will report back to you.”
“What are we going to do in the meantime??“ Erik asked
“Have you ever watched any America Movie ever...You switch lives until the heroin ...me ...saves you from this!“ Shuri smiled.
“You mean I’m gonna have to play king??” The way he said it didn't sit right with Tchalla...it was as if he was mocking his position.
“Latifa,(Y/N) and the kingdom must not know or they will see you both as unfit to be king and else they might appoint me to be King.”
Shuri used King on purposefully
Erik and Tchalla looked at each other. They were thinking about the same thing. The same elephant in the room that Shuri didn't see. The WAG’s
How the hell would they switch lives when most of their lives involved their partners and the Kingdom. They had to act like each other with...each others wife...and girlfriend.
“No!!...We need to leave. Come up with something and we need to go until Princess finds a solution.“ Erik was not having. He was not about to entertain the idea of Tchalla getting close with you. He knew how handsy you were sometimes and he was not about to risk anything.
“This cant be real.“ Erik said to himself.
We can't leave now. The borders are going to be opened soon and we need to allocate the outreach programmers all around the world this is not the time for our absences.“
Tchalla was deep in thought not even making eye contact with anyone.
“If we tell them. Do you think they will believe us?“ Erik asked.
“Latifa is .....No.“ he was blunt.
Tchalla didn't want Shuri and Erik to know what was happening in his marriage at the moment. Latifa and Tchalla had hit a wall in their marriage. Fights everyday.She argued that Tchalla was always busy and that he could see he had eyes for the War Dog Nakia. He had no time for her. They had a fight just before he went to the ancestral plane ritual. But he really didn't care at the moment.
Not only that but ever since Tchalla married the sweet girl from the Mining Tribe she changed. Over the years being Queen got to her and she became entitled. She was demanding and cunning and Tchalla hated that. The idea of not being with his wife for a bit sounded great and he hated that he felt that way.
“N'Jadaka we can do this ...We tell them that we are working on something important with Shuri in the lab. They wont question our obscene. If we are not at meetings or the lab we can go hang out the Mbaku.”
“If you really think that this will work you are out of your mind.“ Erik said through his hands knowing the plane might not work.
“This will be so easy...you have known each other for about a year now. You two know each other better than you think.“ Shuri sounded optimistic. Erik was starting to buying her optimism. If Erik was being honest Shuri was his favorite.He had a bias towards her so he stood up and agreed.
“Fuck it. Let's do it. get this shit over and down with.“
Shuri smiled and retreated something from her desk.
“Use this.....These are my new Earbud  Wireless  Mini Earpieces Devices i've been working on. You can talk to Tchalla without even lifting a finger and no will be able to see them because of their camouflage technology to camouflage and blind into your skin.. “ She gave them the ear pieces and they installed them effortlessly. They then turned color to match each man.
“This is impressive Shuri.“ Tchalla stood up to leave and Erik followed.
“”See you tomorrow Princess“
They walked out the lab but Erik stopped Tchalla midway to the the side of the palace that had their rooms.
“Look T ...Am not playing. Don’t touch her, if she getting dressed dont look at her, if she tries to touch you smack her hand off ..I dont care what she does but dont touch her. You go in you get bed and you leave in the morning. Am  dead ass right now T. I will whip your ass.“ Erik’s eyes were wide open as he semi yelled at him.
There was a pause as Tchalla agreed. Erik was waiting for Tchalla to give him the same warning for Latifa but nothing Tchalla said nothing. This worried Erik. It was very odd.
Or maybe Tchalla trusted that Erik wouldn't try anything with her?
Or maybe he didn't care if he did try anything with her?
They both went to the others bedroom and wife/girlfriend.
Tchalla was nervous. You and Tchalla were on good terms but he had never really seen you outside of being Eriks Girlfriend. This experience was going to be tricky for him. He was more afraid of seeing a side of you Erik was more familiar with. That side you was only for Erik to see and Tchalla felt a bit guilty that he might see it tonight. 
Tchalla opened the double door entrance to your suite type room. His Heightened scenes picked up of the Vanilla and rose water scents in the air. The lights were dimmed with the curtains wide open to the view of the east side of Wakanda. Tchalla was shocked at how different and beautifully your living space was to his. The mix of African and American modern decor mixed well. Crystal glasses, mirrors with the Ebony wood and the dark ceiling. Tchalla eyes were too busy admiring the large room to notice you standing at the bathroom door.
“Baby you good?“ Your voice was laced with concern but still sweet.
“Am fine.“ Your eyebrows pulled together. He was acting weird, standing in the middle of the room his arms at the back of his body. You looked him up and down examining him.
You quickly remembered that he had the ancestral ritual that you and Latifa could not attend.
“How was it?.....“ You walked over to him, took his hand and sitting of the soft bed. He tried to pull his hand out of your  soft grip but he liked how it felt.
“Not much happened.... “ You wanted for him to continue
“Come on you were wanting for this months. You were so happy to meet your dad, to tell him about everything that happened. You were going to tell him about Tchalla and...me. Come on don’t hold back now. What happened?“”
“What was he going to say about me??“ You were confused
“Sorry...I mean what was I going to say about...Tchalla?“
“You know ....How he helped and that he is king and his doing a fantastic job. Even though Mbaku thought he wouldn't.“
Tchalla smiled and felt his heart race when you pushed back the locks behind his ear. 
Latifa had stopped treating Tchalla like this. The cute small meaningful gestures since the fights. Okay to be honest he felt like there wasn't any effort anymore in their marriage and no one knew about it. And that is why he enjoyed living this lie. Saying what he felt and having someone to really listen to him and someone who really seemed to care.
“Okay maybe you will tell me the full story another day about your ‘super secret ritual’“
Another thump hit his heart when you smiled and Eriks Words echoed in his head
Don’t touch her, if she getting dressed dont look at her, if she tries to touch you smack her hand of ..I dont care what she does but dont touch her.
Tchalla pulled his hand from yours and stood up.
“I should go to bed am not feeling .....So great.“
“Oh Do you have a headache, a cold ?” On your toes felt his forehead. He loved how concerned you were, even though he know you were worrying about Erik not him really but he liked it.
“Don’t worry (Y/N) i'll be fine” 
“Nigga what did you call me?” He stood still.
“(Y/N) ...”
“Since when  do you call me by my name.” your hand on your hip. You were placing with him but Tchalla was freaking out. 
“I...i..i “ You laughed at his stuttering
“Joking babe. Come let's take this off.” You pulled of his hoody and white T admiring his body. 
The way he was acting didn't go unnoticed but you didn't want to worry yourself too much about it. All you wanted was to have a beautiful glow for the next morning and there was only way one you could get it.
Without warning, you pushed him on the bed and straddled his hips. Tchalla Adrenaline was pumping. His instinct was telling his hands to grip your ass. In his defence It looked so soft and round. Your chubbiness was all over his lap and he was so overwhelmed. 
“I think this is not a good idea.“ His voice was low.
“why...Don't you want me tonight?“
“Am very tired and I think slumber would best suit us tonight.“ He gave you an innocent smile.
You grabbed his shoulder tighter trying to play off the confusion and embarrassment running through your veins. 
“Is there something you ...want to tell me. Like why your speaking like this....and why am taking an L from you right now?“
He picks you up and places you on the bed  without an answer. 
“Erik the second  you come back tonight your been acting weird, calling me by my name,Not making eye contact, refusing to talk to me normally. Refusing my touches? I dont know but your acting like a guilty child right now. So are you going to tell me what you did or are you ready to playing this game.“ 
“..Please dont read into my actions too much..am just tired.“ You rolled your eyes
“I know tired Erik ...this is not tired Erik. Tired Erik drinks wine and cuddles with me in front of the fireplace and plays his Sza, Drake and Frank ocean playlist so... not this...“ You point at him ”...is not tired erik. Maybe Guilty Erik or Crusty Erik.”
He let out a sigh“....Let me go to the kitchen and I can grab something to eat.“ He put his Shirt back on and headed out the door.
“You lucky I love your E. Don't forget my Hot cheetos. Your tomfoolery just made me hungry.“
Tchala left you and headed to the downstairs kitchen. He needed to cool down. He was nervous and quite frankly he was horny as well. He needed ice cold water so he could calm down. At the moment his heart rate stated slowing down W’kabi walked in the kitchen with his robe on. Tchala prepaid himself for the W”kabi’s presence. 
“Oh Erik What are doing here so late at night?“ He got a glass of water and drank it up.
“Erik?..me Yes am just getting some snakes for ....(Y/N)“ saying your name was a struggle. Given the context.
“Nice..well I should be going okoye is waiting. I hope you have a bliss evening Erik.“ He put the glassed down and patted Eriks shoulder as he walked by.
Tchalla was feeling a different energy from W’kabi he noticed how W’kabi was more carefree and at ease when speaking to him. It didn't go unnoticed how even the guards at the door room or th Dora were more friendlier to him or ‘erik’.
He did notice how people’s treatment to him changed when his Father died and he became king, he was to busy trying to stay sane with all the heartbreak he was facing.
Tchalla closed the cupboard and headed back. With so much running through his mind he made his was to his own room. He entered the code at the double doors and saw Latifa on the couch with a book. She looked beautiful. Her dreads tied up in a messy bun. Glowing skin and her nightgown and socks. She looked peaceful until she looked up saw him.
“Erik! Can I help you? “
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Bar Fights and Best Friends
Words:1489 Bucky Barnes X Reader Summary: Reader is a bar tender who just cant seem to catch a break. One night after an all out brawl breaks out where she works, she finds herself trapped behind the counter with one of the patrons. A Patron with a metal arm who claims to know the Avengers.  [Image not relevant, I just really liked it.]
“This is so not my day!” You huffed as a beer bottle whizzed past your head. You should have gone home four hours ago, but the night bartender had called out for their shift. Being the Good Samaritan that you were, you offered to stay. Apparently, the universe decided that the best reward for your small act of kindness would be an all-out brawl at the bar. Cowering behind the counter you tried desperately to remember what your boss had said the procedure for this was.
“You’re telling me!” A voice groaned from your left. You looked over to see a man sitting a couple feet your left. His chin was lined with stubble. His hair was grown out long, just reaching his shoulders. The brim of a baseball hat covered most of his face but you got the impression that you had nothing to fear from this man.
“Long day for you too, then?” You scooted over towards him. Both so that you could avoid another flying beverage and so that you could hear each other better.
“Long life.” He chuckled bitterly. He poked his head up over the brim of the counter only to immediately pull himself back down. “Well that’s not stopping any time soon.” He sighed. “I guess I should introduce myself. I’m Bucky.”
“Nice to meet you Bucky. I’m [Y/n].” You grasped his hand and gave it a shake. You were surprised by how smooth and cold his hand was. You looked down. It was metal!
“Like I said, long life.” He repeated uncomfortably.
“Believe me. I get it.” You smirked. “Any chance that arm of yours is bullet proof?”
“Actually,” Bucky smirked back. “It is. But no one’s got any guns out there.”
“Yet. They’ll only be happy fighting over booze for so long. Eventually they’ll try and hop over this counter…”
“It’s okay.” Bucky put a hand on your shoulder. “We’ll get out of here. I have some friends I can call.” He took out his cellphone and dialed. “Steve? Listen I’m trapped at Billy’s Bar in midtown. A brawl broke out and…no, I’m hiding behind the counter with the bartender. I’d rather not have to crack any skulls if…thank you.” He hung up the phone. “My friends are on their way.”
“Well unless your friends are the Avengers…”
“I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.” He tilted his head to the side. He was studying you the same way you used to looked at your math homework. Intrigue with an overwhelming feeling of befuddlement.
“I’m guessing that means I should know who you are?” You started through his curtain of hair and tried to place the face that was looking back at you. Maybe it was the baseball cap that was still obstructing most of it, but you couldn’t tell who this man was.
“I mean how many other people are there in the world with a vibranium arm?” He mumbled. “Bet if I was Tony Stark though…” You were about to apologize to your accidental comrade, when a hush wavered through the bar. You stuck your head up over the wooden countertop reminding yourself of the prairie dogs you’d seen on TV. What your eyes met was a sight you had not expected. Captain America and one of the B-list Avengers…Falcon, was it? (You were pretty sure that’s what the guy in the flight suit went by.) Were standing on the doorway of the bar, both with their arms crossed. You ducked back under the bar to gape at Bucky.
“You weren’t kidding! You’re really friends with the Avengers!” You exclaimed before taking another peek over the bar.
“We can do this one of two ways.” Captain America was telling the patrons seriously. It was like something from a movie as one by one men and women throughout the place were paying off their tabs and exiting through the very same door Captain America was playing bouncer too.
“You can come out now, Princess!” Falcon called out, walking in your direction.
“Excuse me?” You huffed, immediately putting your hands on your hips. Sure, this guy was an Avenger but he wasn’t even a well-known one. You didn’t allow the customers to talk to you that way, so there was no way you were going to let any Avenger.
“He’s talking to me.” Bucky explained, now clambering to his feet. “Very funny, Sam. Ha ha.” He added sarcastically.
“I’m just saying for a guy who supposedly killed quite a few people in their day, it sure does feel like we end up saving your ass an awful lot.” Falcon shrugged.
“You’re pushing your luck, Wilson.” Bucky growled in warning.  By this point the bar had emptied out except for Captain America, Falcon, Bucky and yourself. Captain America secured the door behind himself and then walked over to the bar where everyone else was still standing.
“Gentlemen, don’t you thing we’re being rude?” The captain asked. “Buck, perhaps you could introduce…”
“[Y/N], these are the friends I was telling you about. The one with the muscles is Captain America, and that’s his pet bird.” He nodded at Captain America and Falcon respectively.
“It’s Sam.” Falcon explained. “Nice to meet you, [Y/N].” He smiled for the first time.
“You can just call me, Steve.” Captain America explained. “What exactly happened here?”
“That’s what I’d like to know.” You huffed. “One minute I was purring like a hundred tequila shots for this dude’s bachelor party and next thing I know there’s a all-out brawl. I tried to clear the place out, but no one ever listens to the bartender. Especially if it’s a woman.” You sighed. “Thanks for the help. I’ll give you my bosses contact info so you can send him the bill or whatever, then I’ll get this place cleaned up.”
“There’s no charge for our services.” Steve explained. “We offer protection to people who need it. It would be much of a service if we expected payment for it.”
“I suppose.” You agreed. You lifted the hinged section of countertop so that yourself and Bucky could step out from behind it and into the main part of the room. “Thanks again for the help. I don’t mean to be rude but I really do have to start cleaning up if I want to get out of here before four AM.” You heaved another sigh as you looked around the bar. The place looked like your sister’s apartment after her last sorority party. It was practically trashed. Oh yes, today was definitely not your day.
“Well we could stay and help, couldn’t we?” Bucky suggested.
“Oh, no.” You shook your head. “That’s really nice of you but I’m sure you have a cat to rescue from a tree or another bar maid in distress to save.” But the Avengers wouldn’t take no for an answer. They insisted on sticking around and helping you clean up the disaster area, which was basically the entire bar.
With their help, it only took about an hour to gather and wash what had survived of the glasses, the remnants of liquor and beer bottles, take out the trash, sweep of the floor, wipe the tables and counter, and get everything looking as it had before you agreed to work a sixteen-hour shift. When it was finally time to go must have looked a little worse for wear than you thought because Bucky insisted on walking you home.  
“This late at night, you really shouldn’t be walking home alone.” If you weren’t so tired, you probably would have tried to argue with him. You were more than capable of handling yourself, you grew up on the streets of New York! But that night, you were so tired you decided having an escort probably wasn’t a bad idea after all. Sam and Steve both gave you’re their personal cellphone numbers and instructed you to feel free to call if you ever ran into trouble. You promised to do just that before exchanging polite goodbyes and adding a final thank you for good measure.
“So, Steve said you guys were in the war together, but he didn’t say which. Was it Iraq or…?” You let your sentence trail off, internally scolding yourself. Of all the ways to start a conversation, [Y/N]!
“No.” Bucky smirked. “World War II.”
“Oh…” Now you felt like a complete idiot. Sure, someone had found Captain America in the ice in the 2000, but the only war he’d ever actually fought was World War II. You tried to think back on what you’d learned in History Class. What was that group they’d said he fought with? The Howling Commandos. Now you remembered. His childhood best friend was a part of the Commandos too. James Buchanan Barnes. Bucky!
“You’re that Bucky Barnes? Best friends with Captain America, Bucky Barnes? Of course you are.” You shook your head.
“Don’t hold it against me.” He chuckled.
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zombiegurllll-blog · 7 years
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No title part one.
I wrote this fan fiction a few months ago. I'm still working on it, it's definitely a work in progress! Leave me any kind of feedback on here, facebook, or if you have my number text me! 
Year 2019
(Castiel appears to be sitting in a park on a bench. Watching people pass by, It's lightly snowing. Children are playing, screaming.) 
  This, this story begins in a weird place. I told Dean and Sam this is the worst idea they've had so far. I even went to heaven to ask God and the Darkness if we should do this. I needed guidance, we all do. After...after the boy's mom came back from heaven things slowly started to fall apart. Soon after we found out Slayers still exist. The boys were not aware of their existence, I myself, thought they all died out. Once Buffy had awoken all of the last existing slayers to help in the good fight, we in heaven were under the impression they all died off in the apocalypse. I had no idea they fled to Italy. They have a small commune, not many of them are left; it's quite fascinating in a way.  As far as I know Buffy is still the head slayer, from the information I gathered from God, she's tough. Buffy died saving the world twice. She's the real reason Dean and Sam are alive. If it weren't for her and her fearless friends this world would have ended before the Darkness tried to end it. It would have been taken over by a vampire they called ¨the master¨. This woman is an important play in this. We need her to help save the world one last time. Right now the boys are trying to find crowley. He is the only one whom can contact her and not die. Whoever this Buffy girl is she has a very powerful witch on her side. This witch goes by the name of Willow. I've heard many of stories about Willow, she almost ended the world once. As far as any of us know she's the most powerful witch in existence. I am positive they will help, if not, I don't know where we stand without them. 
Italy 
Buffy - I haven't seen Willow in a few days. She went out into the woods and poof! After Willow came back from witchy rehab it hasn't been the same. I know she still feels guilty for turning Dawnie into a huge horse thingy. But obviously Dawnie is over it. Her and Xander are...a...¨thing¨..ew...gives me the creepy, crawly, wiggins. Dawnie isn't even a giant anymore, Angel! Willow turned her back to norm. Maybe she still kicks herself in the butt for it. Im worried. 
Angel - Buff, I'm sure she will turn up, she always does. Hell maybe she's on her  way here OR did you ever stop to think maybe she's looking for Oz? It-
Buffy - Wait, WHAT!? Do you and Spike know where she's at!? It sure sounds like you do Mr. cryptic! 
Willow (in the background) - Don't tell her I'm here Buffy can't know!  Angel, we have to find these Sam and Dean guys before they find her! It's too important. 
Angel - Buff, Spike and I will find her. When we have more intel we will call. When have we ever let you down? We've always had your back. 
Buffy - OH? When you left town to move to L.A.? WHEN SPIKE TRIED TO MURDER ME? 
Angel - Buffy...stop. I promise you we will find her. I have to go. You, Xander and Dawn will be fine. I'll call you when and if I find Oz and Willow. Then we can go from there. 
Buffy -
Okay, we'll try our best here. Hopefully we get this done, I really dont want Giles or Faith knowing. They have enough on their plate the way it is. If they check in with you please play stupid. 
Angel - Okay Buff, I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 
Willow - Do you think she knows you're lying? Are we going to tell Spike yet? We need to find Oz A.S.A.P. He wasn't at the commune helping rebuild. His wife hasn't talked or heard from him in weeks. I'm worried Angel. 
Somewhere, L.A. 
Dean - I just don't get why Cass thinks some super human girl is going to save us. Also, WHY do we have wolf-boy wonder here tied up? Isn't he some good-vibes, yoga, fruitarian weirdo? I thought he could control his crap? 
Sam - Dean, he can. It doesn't help that he doesn't believe us. We're the only two living humans who met God personally, remember? Castiel did say and I quote ¨Dean. This is a bad idea.¨ then i'm positive he called you an ass-butt? 
Dean (scowling, looking over at Sam) 
Sam - I'm just saying dude. Now that we have wolf-man, we need to find crowley. 
Dean - Yeah, well just remember asking Crowley is YOUR idea, NOT Cass s! 
Oz - You guys fight more than Buffy and Spike. Are you sure you re brothers and not together? 
Dean & Sam - SHUT UP!
Back in L.A. 
Willow - I did have an ¨odd¨ dream last night. It was way too real. Maybe we can figure this out somehow? It might be the reason why my mojo is wonky. 
- out of nowhere crowley appears - 
Crowley - Well, hello boys and girls. We need to have a little chat, yeah?
- Willow and Angel both jump to their feet in shock. -
Angel - Willow, get behind me. Who the hell are you?
Crowley - Names Crowley, king of hell. Moose and my ex bestie are on their way here with their new pet dog. They need your help. 
Willow - Someone kidnapped Oz?! There better be a good reason for this, Mr. King of hell. OOoooooh. 
Crowley - Oh love, calm down, little miss red riding hood. We all need each other right now. This is very serious stuff. 
- Angel steps forward - 
Angel - So is this. 
- Angel goes into full vamp mode - 
- Crowley rolls his eyes. Moves his hand, Angel hits a wall - 
Crowley - HELLO, KING OF HELL OVER HERE. I'm a bloody demon! A little vampire isn't going to intimidate me, Angelus. 
- Angel looks up with a confused look - 
Crowley - Ah, yes...I know all about you. Just like I know about miss red riding hood witch of the century over here. You would have given mother a run for her money. We should have recruited you when we needed to put lucy back in his cage. 
- Angel and Willow look at one another in confusion - 
Angel - Lucy?
Crowley - Lucifer. Hes currently trapped in a cage that we put him in. You really need to brush up on your history, seriously.
Angel - So, you're telling me every apocalypse we've all been fighting the good fight but on different grounds? You? A demon? 
Crowley - Ah. About that I - 
Willow - I know all about Sam and Dean. They wer - 
Crowley - Moose and his mini me are the least of everyone's worries. 
Angel - I need to call Buffy.
Crowley & Willow - NO! 
Crowley - You big softy. Let's go running to miss teen U.S.A. everytime we're in a jam. You're off your rocker. 
Willow - I agree with this guy. Buff is kind of ask questions later nowadays Angel. 
Crowley - So are moose and his side kick. Cass needs to meet all of you, then her. 
Willow & Angel - Cass??
Downtown, L.A.
Dean - So this Angel guy. Who is he?
Oz - Not someone you want to mess with. Also, he's a vampire. About...a thousand years old by now, or older. 
Dean - A thousand years old or not I'm still watching my back. You can't expect me to trust the other one either. Blood suckers. 
Sam - Dean, dude, cmon. You need to grow up. 
Dean - I'm just saying! We cant trust everyone, and you out of all people should know that!
Sam - We'll be fine. We still have God on our side. 
Oz (scoffs) - YOU know God?
Sam & Dean - Yeah, he used to live with us. 
Oz (smirks, bobs his head & looks at both boys) - Cool. 
Italy 
Xander - Any word about Will?
- Xander paces. Dawnie has her arms crossed, pouting. - 
Buffy - I know Angel is lying. He knows where Will is. Maybe they're trying to find Oz, or...EW. Stop it, disgusting. 
Dawn - Buffy, you're acting completely nuts. What's your deal? OOOOO, still in love with Angel? 
- Buffy snaps her head over to Dawn - 
Buffy - DAWN. SHUT IT. 
Xander - WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
- Phone rings in the background. Xander answers in a panic -
Xander - Hello? Angel?! Did you find Will?
Willow - More like I found him. 
Xander - Willow! What happened to you? Why did you leave?!
Willow - I can explain all of that later. I found out Oz is missing, well, kind of. Its a really long story. You, Dawn and Buffy need to come to L.A. Get on the next plane out here, its important. 
Xander - Could you atleast tell me whats going on? You're being just like Mr. cryptic over there. 
- Angel in the background, scowling - 
Angel - I heard that, Xander. 
Willow - Xander, I - 
Xander - I get it. We ll see you soon Will. 
Buffy - So? What did Will say?? 
Xander - Shes with Angel, you were right. We need to go now, all three of us.
Back on the road  
- Phone rings -
Dean (rolling his eyes) - It's crowley. Im guessing it went well and no one died. 
Oz - Huh. That's surprising. I thought Angel would have tried to kill him. Whata softy. 
Sam - Crowley is the king of hell. It would be hard for anyone to actually kill him. To kill demons like Crowley you have to burn their bones. Otherwise he'll just come back. (sam sighs) 
Oz - Huh, brutal! 
Dean - So, how did you become wolverine anyways, kid?
Oz - Kid? I'm older than the other of you. While you were getting your diapers changed we were saving the world. 
- Sam scoffs while Dean chuckles and grips the wheel tighter - 
Oz - Ah, nothing to say Scoffs and Chuckles?
Dean - LISTEN, WE - 
Cass appears 
Cass - DEAN, that's quite enough. 
- Everyone in the car jumps - 
Dean - CASS! I thought we talked about this?
Cass - Dean, this isn't the time. We need to find the slayer. 
Oz - I don't know how Buff is going to handle all of this guys. Im pretty positive she's going to try to kill you. 
Dean - Well miss america is going to have to get used to it. 
Sam (rolls his eyes) - Dean, stop dude. 
Dean - Just saying! We all have this ¨mission¨ to uphold. Blondie better be on board or I'll chop her friggin head off! 
Cass - You will do no such thing. God and the Darkness are watching very closely. 
Oz - Guys, stop fighting, save it for later. Trust me you'll need all the energy you can get. Anyways, there's angels motel. We re here. 
- Angel looks out the window. -
Angel (in a sullen voice) - They're here Will. 
- Willow looks up at angel in shock while Spike enters the room. He leans against the doorway with his leg crossed behind the other, arms folded, smirking - 
Spike (smirking) - Hey, red. 
-Angel & Crowley both turn to see spike in the doorway. They roll their eyes-
Angel (scoffs) - Where the hell have you been? I thought for a second you were gone for good. 
Spike - Sorry to burst your bubble, Angelus. 
Crowley - Who the hell is the blondie boy band douche? 
- Angel scoffs while holding the bridge of his nose. As he's shaking his head at Crowley Angel is pacing. - 
Spike ( in an angrily raised voice) - Does this british twat know who we are?
Crowley (rolling his eyes) - Great...here we go again. 
Somewhere flying over L.A. 
Xander - Buff, I hope you have a plan. Do we even know what we're walking into? 
Buffy - Kick ass, ask questions later. 
(Buffy winks & head nods)
- Willow returns to her seat, looking around nervously. Buffy and Xander look around confused - 
Buffy & Xander - Will!? What're you doing here? Wheres Dawn?
Willow (in a calm sullen voice) - I zapped her back home, it's too dangerous. Someone is watching us. All I know is it's a demon. Not the cuddly kind either. 
- Buffy starts to dig through her bag. As she digs a man puts his hand on her shoulder. - 
Lucifer - Oh darling, those wont work. (He smiles & winks at Buffy)
- As the scooby gang looks around they notice time is at a stand still - 
Buffy (in a stern/angry voice) - I would remove those paws before I do it for you.
Lucifer - Ha! What anger you hold, little one. So I take it Im early to the party. 
Willow (looking ahead) - I...know who you are. 
Lucifer (putting his hand on his face while his arms are crossed) - Oh really? And who's that m´dear?  
Willow (still looking forward as her eyes turn pitch black) - You're being pretty cocky for a demon. 
Lucifer (scoffs & chuckles) - Ah, so you haven't met Samantha & little Dean berry yet I take it. 
Willow, Xander and Buffy (look at one another puzzled) - Who?
Lucifer - Well, well, well. Interesting, this should be fun. (smiles and chuckles to himself)
Back at Angel Inc. 
The boys, Oz and Cass have been on the road for countless hours/miles. They find themselves frustrated. As they finally arrive to the motel emotions are at a all time high. 
Dean - Okay, so let me get this straight...Spike and this angel guy are actually vamps? Cordelia is basically a floating guardian spirit, Buffy is the head slayer, Willow is super witch, Dawn was the ¨key¨ given to Buffy to protect for the rest of her life, you're a wolf-boy wonder and out of all of this Xander is the only human other than Buffy's old watcher Giles, which is nowhere to be found? 
Oz - Well, yeah. In a nutshell. 
Dean (rolls his eyes, scoffs) - GREAT. Every single last thing we're against NEEDS OUR FRIGGIN HELP. I didn't sign up for this Sammy. 
- As they enter the hotel loud noises/voices and the sound of things breaking get louder - 
Spike (screaming & punching angel) - WHERE IS BLONDIE? WHAT DID YOU AND RED DO?!
- Angel gets up, collects himself - 
Angel - Spike, I told you - 
- Spike punches angel in the face again - 
Spike - Wrong answer, angelus. 
- Crowley rolls his eyes and quickly realizes Willow vanished -
Crowley - Hey! knock it off! Have you lost your bloody minds?! We re at war! Also, has no one noticed that red riding hood is gone?!
- Sam and Dean break the front doors open - 
Dean - HONEY, WE'RE HOME! 
Crowley - Ha, I was wondering when those two block heads would show up. 
- No one in sight. The hotel is empty, silent and warm looking - 
Dean & Sam - Wow...
- Oz pushes ahead into the hotel - 
Oz - Not every vampire lives like an animal. Or what? You've never been in such a nice place? Ha. ANGEL! Its me, Oz! I brought - 
- Angel walks down the stairs -
Angel - Company, I see. Hello Oz. 
- Cass appears behind angel, he puts his hand on angels shoulder - 
Cass - Hello, Angelus. We need to talk. 
- Angel and Spike both look at Castiel in disbelief as crowley appears as well - 
Crowley - Ah, yes, my little blood suckers, you're not the only angel in the room, Angel. 
Spike - Why have we never met before? Who the hell are all of these blokes? Does this have to do with Buffy? 
- From the garden - 
Lucifer - Oh this has a lot to do with more than just her. 
Crowley -  Oh bollocks.
- Crowley fades out. Sam & Dean shift around. Dead looks over his shoulder - 
Dean - So, daddy let you out?
-Lucifer scoffs. He starts to shake his head - 
Lucifer - Dean, dean, dean...how good of you to bring my favorite chew toy, again. 
-Lucifer steps out of the darkness - 
Lucifer (with his arms up & open) - SAMMY! How bout it? Let's be a team again!
Dean - NOT A CHANCE, LUCY.
Lucifer - Oh Dean, where's the fun in that?
Cass - Lucifer! Brother, leave them alone. 
- Lucifer send Dean & Sam flying across the room. He starts to back away from cass- 
Lucifer - Now Castiel, lets talk about this. Don't do anything rash.
- Cass pulls out his Angel sword. Spike & Angel both are baffled, they start to back up & instantly shift into vampire mode - 
Spike - I think this one is on them mate. We need to stay out of it. 
Angel - Agreed. 
Lucifer (over hearing S&A) - OH! So no one wants to help their old pal out, huh? FINE, have it your way. 
- Lucifer turns to Sam & Dean - 
Lucifer - See you boys soon. (winks & fades out as Cass lunges at him.)
- Cass collects himself. Everyone looks around at one another - 
Dean - I - 
Cass - DEAN. Shut it...this isn't the time. 
Spike - So, What the bloody hell was that!?
- Buffy, Willow and Xander arrive, Cordelia & Doyle both appear in the background - 
Cordelia - So, hi everyone. We can explain. 
- Buffy, Angel, Spike, Willow, Xander & Oz look baffled - 
Dean, Cass, & Sam - Who the hell?
- Cordie & Doyle are standing side by side, hand in hand. Doyle bows his head -
Doyle - Ladies & gentleman. 
Angel (with tears in his eyes) - Cordelia?
- Cordie runs over, wraps her arms around Angel. then kisses him - 
Cordelia - Oh Angel...Ive missed you so much. 
- Buffy scowling in the background with her face red - 
Buffy - SO. THIS is what you've been up to? Great choice. HA.
Cordelia - Buffy, seriously? All of you are what? In your forties now? Angel doesn't love you like that anymore, this isn't high school. 
- Buffy scowls even more, folding her arms - 
Buffy - I might be getting older but ill still kick your ass, CORDIE. Don't tempt me. 
Dean - Whoa, whoa, ladies. We have bigger fish to fry. You can fight over Edward cullen later. 
- Dean laughs to himself, looks at Sammy & gives him a thumbs up - 
Sam - Dean, stop. 
Cass - Dean, Sam is right. Now that we're all here - 
Cordelia - Castiel, right? Angel of the lord?
Cass - Whos asking?
Cordelia - Other than what just happened you're the real reason Doyle and I are even here. We all need one another right now. I believe Lucifer wants our powers. Everyone in this room, even you Xander, are important in this fight. We need everyone and - 
Doyle - Hey, wait. Where's that Crowley bloke? We can't do this without him, mates. 
Cass - I'll go find Crowley. He's still terrified of Lucifer. All of you need to talk this out and get along. God and the Darkness are depending on us. 
The scooby gang - GOD?
Dean & Sam - He's real. And real pissed. 
Buffy - How can we believe you? How do you know God?
Oz - Buff, these guys know a lot. They're hunters, born & raised. God lived with them. It's a long, rad, but long, story. Theyll tell you all about it. 
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Sochi
Honey was sitting in the computer room, and all was silent except for the buzz of computers. Alf had left the room a few hours ago, and Venus and Plastique wouldn't be here for a little while longer. That gave Honey a chance to program with his C64 in peace for a little while. Or so he thought. Alf suddenly came running back into the room, making all sorts of noise and generally distracting Honey from his programming work. "Hey Alf," Honey said. "Wow Honey, you'll never believe what happened to me today!" Alf grinned as he sat down beside him. "Hmm? What?" Honey said. "I was in the Hannover Mall today, and I got talking to these people who are in the Olympic committee for Germany, and we got talking about the upcoming 2014 Winter Olympics at Sochi! They were talking to me about this new sport... Bobsled Racing! It's the same as the bobsled event only it's an actual race! All the sleds are on the snow at the same time! Pretty exciting, huh?" "Mmmmm," Honey, disinterested, didn't look away from the screen. But Alf could never take the hint, and continued talking about the Olympics. Honey couldn't think of anything that bored him more. "But then they told me that Germany wouldn't have a team in that event, Because they need four people to operate the sled, and there was no one in Germany who would do it!" "Oh dear," Honey said sarcastically, still not looking up from his computer, "What a shame." "Exactly, but don't worry," Alf said, "Because then I said, wow, that's a lucky coincidence, there's four of us in Welle: Erdball!" Honey stopped typing. What an odd thing to say to someone. "And why did you say that?" "Well, uh..." Uh oh. Honey knew that tone. That meant Alf had gone and done something amazingly silly yet again. "Alf, what have you done," Honey demanded. "Well,, I kind of offered that we would be the bobsled racing team in Sochi..." Alf grinned. "You did WHAT?!" "Yup, we're going to Sochi and racing for Germany!" Honey stared in shock, but then laughed uneasily. Surely that must be a joke, right? There was no way Alf would have done that, right? And even if he had, there was no way that Team Germany would allow Welle: Erdball to represent them despite having no experience whatsoever, right? No, Honey decided that it had to be a joke, and that Alf's little joke had now run it's course. "Oh hahaha, good one Alf, you really got me there! Ha ha ha..." "No Honey, I'm serious!" Alf said, a little upset that Honey thought he was joking, but Honey still didn't believe him. "Stop it Alf, it's not funny anymore," Honey said. "It was never funny," Alf said, "It's serious." Honey switched off the computer. This was going to be a long day for sure.
---
When Venus and Plastique finally arrived, Honey went and asked them what they thought about the situation. "Oh yes, we already know!" Venus smiled, "And Alf isn't joking! Why would you think that? We're already signed up to the German Olympic team! We're really going to Sochi next February! I think it's a great idea, isn't it Honey?" "No!" Honey yelled, "Have you all gone nuts? This is the worst idea I've ever heard!" "Aw, don't worry Honey," Plastique laughed, "I'm sure it'll go great!" Honey still refused to believe it, hoping this was all a really elaborate joke. Because if it wasn't, it would possibly be the worst thing they had ever done as Welle: Erdball. Alf had suggested silly things in the past, but never anything like this. But Alf spoke about Sochi in a way that he had never talked about anything else before, and Honey was getting more and more worried that Alf was actually serious with this. That Alf really wanted to go to Sochi, and he was dragging the rest of Welle: Erdball with him.
---
And when the German media outlets all reported on Welle: Erdball going to Sochi, he had to concede that Alf was in fact, serious. Not that it meant he hated the idea any less. "Oh, did you hear that Welle: Erdball are going to be part of Team Germany at Sochi?" one news reporter said to the other, trying not to laugh. "I have now!" the other news reporter laughed loudy as a montage of W:E clips played on the screen beside the logo of the Sochi 2014 games. Honey cursed these blasted Winter Olympics, and cursed Alf for bringing this ridiculousness to him.
---
Despite Honey's attempts to get Alf to back down from this, it was clear that Alf was very determined to make Welle: Erdball a part of Team Germany. "Why?!" Honey yelled, "This is ridiculous! Why would you do this?!" "Well, so many things. You're sat at that Commodore day in, day out. It's time to step out, away from the keyboard, and see the outside world, you know!" Honey could only roll his eyes at this, not that Alf could see them behind the sunglasses. "We make electronic music!" Honey yelled, "Of course we're sat at computers! Seriously Alf, how can you be this dense?! You can't bloody do this!" "Well, I can, and I have." "No, you can't do this Alf," Honey said, "You absolutely can't. And you can't make me go to Sochi with you. I'm not going." "Why not Honey?" Alf said, "It'll be great, you'll see!" "First of all, no one here has any experience with bob racing or whatever it was called, secondly, this idea is completely ludicrous, and thirdly, we're going to be the laughing stock of this whole country!" "Aw, come on Honey, no one will be laughing at us! They'll be proud of us! We're part of Team Germany, after all!" "No! We are not part of Team Germany! I am not going to Sochi and you can't force me!" "May I remind you who the organiser of Welle: Erdball is?" Alf pointed to himself, "Who runs this whole thing? Me, of course. So yes, you're coming with us Honey, whether you like it or not." "Well, no I'm not," Honey said, and walked out of the room. "Well, you're wrong," Alf grinned to himself.
---
It was a few days later, and Honey was still very much ignoring the whole issue. Yes, maybe if he ignored it, then it would all just go away and be forgotten about. It was at that moment when Plastique walked into the room. But instead of wearing the dark clothes typical of Welle: Erdball, she was wearing a gaudy, brightly coloured costume. Several layers of kitsch and rainbow colours that made Honey laugh at loud. "Oh good heavens," Honey laughed, "Plastique, what on earth are you wearing?!" "Oh, this!" Plastique grinned, twirling to show off the rainbow outfit, "This is the official German costume for the 2014 Winter Olympics! Cool, huh? We'll all be wearing these when we get to Sochi!" "Uh..." Honey stopped laughing.
---
Honey avoided Alf the next day. Sitting there, alone on the computer, in the dark room, away from the other members of Welle: Erdball, the others who clearly wanted to force him to go to Sochi with them. Honey was looking up information about the Winter Olympics on the internet. He didn't want to, but he couldn't help it. It was everywhere. All of the German messageboards, and indeed, even the messageboards elsewhere in the world, were dominated by one thing. Them. It was big news that Alf had signed them up for the upcoming Winter Games, and that meant, that, like everything else, it was all over the internet. Reading the comments was terrible but he just couldn't stop himself. He had to know what people thought about all of this. Some wished them luck, some were confused, but the ones annoying him most of all were the ones making fun of them.
'lol did you hear welle: erdball are gonna be in the sochi olympics looooooool they're doin bobsled or somethin', seriously this is so ridiculous'
'Pfftt... Welle: Erdball are in the German Winter Olympic team, Sochi 2014 is a total joke'
'hey, I am from america and who are these welly football people? I've never heard of them, TOP LEL'
'omg @ imagining welle erdball in the rainbow olympic clothes hahahaaaaa'
'Germany cannot into bobsled'
'Cant wait for the welle erdball bobsled racing i bet theylll come last lollollllolol'
Normally Honey wouldn't let himself be annoyed by people with such atrocious spelling and grammar, but this was different. But if he couldn't take this seriously, how could he expect that other people would? Honey sighed as he switched off the monitor and the messages finally disappeared. This was all Alf's fault.
---
When Honey walked out of that room, away from the computer and the messages, he thought he had left the world of the Winter Olympics far behind. But no, he had to put up with Alf talking to him all day about Sochi. Alf was constantly talking about how their Sochi tickets had arrived in the mail. It was well known that Welle: Erdball didn't travel by plane, so it was going to be a long journey to Russia. No. Not if he didn't go. He couldn't go, he didn't want to. It was totally unfair that Alf was forcing them all to go to Sochi. It was then that Honey decided to hide the tickets to Sochi that Alf had carelessly left on the table. He put them in the pocket of his coat, and decided to pretend they had gone missing. "Honey," Alf asked the next day, "You don't know where the Sochi tickets are, do you? It's just that I can't find them anywhere. I'm sure they were there on the table, but I can't find them now." Honey made up a story on the spot. Alf had been talking to Sonnenbrandt about the Winter Olympics earlier, so Honey made up a story where Alf had left the tickets with them. "Oh, didn't you give the tickets to Sonnenbrandt?" Honey said, "Yes, you said they were going to hold on to them, for safekeeping, until we needed them." "What?" Alf said, "I definitely don't remember doing that!" "I don't remember you doing that either, Alf," Venus said. "Well, you did," Honey said, "You did do that." Alf was confused. He hadn't done that! But Honey wouldn't lie to him... or would he?
---
And so, they arrived at the nearby studio, where Sonnenbrandt were. Alf was busy explaining the situation to the band. It was definitely suspicious, Alf didn't remember giving the tickets to anyone, in fact, he was sure that he had left them right on that table in the computer room. But, if Honey said they were somewhere else, then they must have been. "So, Honey says I gave the Sochi 2014 tickets to you," Alf finished, "Do you have them?" "Huh... no, we don't have them," said Frau Sonne, "Why would we? You never gave us any tickets. We didn't even know you had the tickets so early." "Are you sure?" Honey said, even though he knew they didn't. "Ya see Honey," Alf said, "I told you I didn't remember giving the tickets to Sonnenbrandt!" "But... but, Alf, is it possible you maybe gave them to Herzinfarkt to look after?" Honey said, "Perhaps Die Perlen? Oh yes, I remember now..." "Possibly..." Alf shrugged, "But I don't remember giving the tickets to anyone... only you seem to remember this happening..." "Yeah," Plastique said, "I don't remember this either." "Hmmm," Herr Brandt grinned, "Or maybe someone just doesn't want to go to Sochi after all." Oops. And they all turned to look at Honey, who shifted uneasily as he realised he had been caught. "I-I don't know what you're talking about..." Honey said. "Honey, turn out your pockets," Alf said, annoyed. "Heh, well there's no need to-" Honey tried to get out of it, but he had to face facts. His plan had well and truly failed. Honey regretted putting the tickets into his pocket rather than hiding them somewhere else. "NOW," Alf yelled, as Honey brought the tickets out of his pocket. "S-sorry," Honey said, handing the tickets back to Alf. Sonnenbrandt just laughed. "Oh, how embarrasing!" Korg chuckled. "Yes, how embarrasing indeed!" Alf glared at Honey, "I am so sorry Sonnenbrandt." "Oh, it's no problem! Good luck at Sochi you guys!" Herr Brandt laughed as Welle: Erdball walked away.
---
"Do you have no shame?" Alf yelled as the four of them walked back into their studio. "Do you?" Honey yelled, "How can you not see that this Sochi idea is terrible?" Alf ignored him and continued ranting. "Don't you see how embarrassing that was? You made a complete embarrassment of all of us in front of Sonnenbrandt," Alf said, before adding, "And you lied to me about the tickets! How could you lie about something that you knew was so impotant to me?" "I... didn't mean to lie to you," Honey said, that was truly the only part he regretted, "How can I make it up to you?" Alf grinned. "By coming to Sochi with us," he replied. "Anything but that," Honey rolled his eyes. He was getting more and more annoyed with this by the second. But Alf wouldn't take no for an answer. And sometimes, it was easier to just give in, no matter how much ridicule you got.
---
In the build up to the Olympics, the coverage regarding Welle: Erdball was getting more and more intense. Honey was annoyed that more time was spent talking about their Olympic team than on more important news. Not to mention that Russia had recently introducted new oppressive laws against the Russian LGBT community and the news about this was getting overtaken by coverage of Alf's ridiculous plan to enter the Olympics. Well, at least the German rainbow costume was a statement against it. "It's always been my dream to enter the Olympics!" Alf grinned as he walked into the room one day, wearing the full Team Germany outfit. "No it bloody well hasn't," Honey snapped, "You've never even mentioned the Olympics to me before all this!" That was true. Why this? Why now? Was Alf having some sort of crisis? Either way, Honey knew all of them would definitely be having a crisis once they actually had to ride the bobsled, something which none of them had any idea how to do.
---
Today was finally the day. The opening ceremony of the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympic Games. Honey had hoped they would just be watching it on the TV, but no, Alf just had to drag them all the way to Sochi. To participate in something they had absolutely no prior experience in, and, to most likely, come last, making a complete embarassment of both themselves and their country. And so, here they were. Welle: Erdball. Standing there, in that tunnel, waiting for the people who would tell them to walk out into the arena and join the parade of nations. Honey was still complaining about the whole event. "These games are a bloody joke! And just look at this costume! This is completely ruining our image!" Honey complained, looking down at the rainbow outfit that he was wearing. "Oh calm down Honey," Plastique laughed, "You're making this into a bigger deal than it has to be." Suddenly, the organisers of the event walked in to tell all of the Germans to get ready. It was time. Cheering erupted from the crowd as the Germans walked out of the tunnel. A sea of rainbow colours and German flags. And there, amongst the other German competitors, were Welle: Erdball, Honey trying his best to hide behind the others, so that he couldn't be seen, horrified that his groups dark gothic image was now falling apart. Alf just laughed at Honey's obvious embarrassment. "Bloody hell, I can feel all the cameras zooming in on us," Honey said, "This is so embarrassing!" "Oh come on Honey, don't be such a drama queen!," There's hundreds of other Germans here, all wearing the same! I bet no ones even looking at us!" But suddenly, they heard a voice coming from high above the stands. "And if you look there, yes, right there," the voice of the Olympic commentator blasted out from the surrounding loudspeakers, "That is the German electronic group Welle: Erdball." "Welle: Erdball, Welle: Erdball!" They heard chanting from a group of people in the crowd, as Honey turned and saw people holding up flags with the W:E logo on them. "Are you sure no ones looking at us?!" Honey yelled. "Honey, they're our fans!" Venus grinned, "They're not laughing at us! I'm sure they'd all still love us even if we all walked out dressed up as chickens." "Oh, don't give Alf any ideas please, Venus," Honey said, still trying to hide behind the others, "He'll think that's a good idea, and we'll be in chicken costumes next." "Yup," Alf said, "There's always the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio!" "No," Honey said, "No there's not Alf. We'll be watching that one on TV. So shut up." Alf just laughed at that, as the Georgian team began to walk on behind them.
---
This year, things were being ran slightly differently in regards to the opening and closing ceremony. All of the competitors were going to sit in the audience so that they could watch the rest of the opening ceremony. Which meant that, after the Germans had finished their part in the parade, Welle: Erdball sat in the crowd, watching the rest of the opening ceremony from a distance. Various scenes from Russian life and culture were played out in creative forms. A Tchaikovsky soundtrack began to play as the sky lit up with fireworks. Even Honey had to admit that it looked pretty good when all those fireworks were set off, and even better when the Olympic flame was lit. It was beautiful, in fact. Maybe these games wouldn't be so bad after all.
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I was thinking of buying a car. How much would I pay for insurance each year? I'm 22, male, white, currently no driver's license, expired G2, never been in an accident. Born and living in Ontario. The car would be a clunker; $900 for an old Oldsmobile. Originally painted blue.""
What should i expect to receive for a 1997 saturn sl1 from an insurance campany after total?
i have a 1997 saturn sl1 that has 122,000 miles on it, power door locks, aftermarket component speakers, tinted windows, automatic, power steering, A/C. i was rear ended and the the body shop told me totaled. now im waiting for the insurance to pay me for the car and make an offer. does anybody have an idea what i should expect. this was a reliable car, i drive this car everywhere, it was supposed to get me to school everyday when i start college and my school is about 10 miles each way. i just dont want a low ball offer where i cant purchase a car thats going to get me to college everyday when i dont have a job. what is the average for this car, in great shape. will they pay for the speakers, the starter i just replaced 2 weeks ago""
""Car insurance help, Private broker or big name company?""
I'm currently in the process of renewing my car insurance, and i'm wondering if small privately owned insurance brokers are cheaper than the bigger named companies? I'm 27yrs have a clean license and 2yrs no claims. Shocked at the current prices. Any ideas welcome. Thanks""
How does insurance work?
How does insurance work? like im really not sure.. do you pay into it every month?
Need help with insurance quotes?
Can anyone give me an estimate on insurance for these particular cars. I work during the day so its a little difficult to call around to insurance companies for quotes. I am over 25, clean driving record, will be buying one these cars with cash, lives in florida. Thanks""
Could a 17 year old new driver get insurance for a 1.8-2.0 litre?
Hi... If i was to get a car lets say a 1.8 to a 2.0 litre could i put this car on one of my parents policies and be able to get affordable insurance... My parents have many years no claims discount... Would the insurance firm grant me permission to be insured for a car with a big engine under my parents policy? I was thinking of a VW golf Gti (Mk3) or maybe an old BMW ... Please don't suggest sh!t cars like puntos,saxos nd all those because they are for the boy racers...""
Is being an adult really that hard? Owning a house? Having a job? Owning a car? INSURANCE??!?
I'm only 15 but I've been looking around and now I'm just not eager or happy to be an adult. The amount of stuff that I will have to do will essentially cause flippin' hair loss! When I'm older why do I actually have to have TV license to buy a TV? Do I have to have insurance on EVRYTHING? House, car, health..like seriously why do I have to pay for something hazardous that might not even happen in my life? Is it vital to have car insurance? What if I don't have one and my car is perfectly fine? Please don't even get me started on bills! It freaks me out to know that companies just want money, money, money and wont stop at anything to get it. I heard that there's this thing where gas companies and all those other stuff essential in a house can directly take money off your credit/debit card instead of going to the post office and paying. For people who do this, is it better? It's quite scary to know that I'll be doing all this in the future.""
In North Carolina...How Do Get A Car && Insurance??
In What Order Do I Have To Get A Car My Licence && Insurance??
Explanation for Insurance quote in Oregon?
Hi folks, I just moved to Oregon from CA. I got a quote from State Farm which suits my need. I just got a quote from an agent. She mentioned something like this in the quote. I have me and my wife as drivers. Automobile liability with W/P $25000 50/100/50. I mean to ask what does W/P $25000 mean? Is it mandatory to have PIP in Oregon? Thanks for your help.""
Looking for health insurance for children?
I have a friend , a single mother of 2, is looking is looking for an affordable health insurance for her kids - 8 and 10. The mother is 46, with Graves Disease and require her to ...show more""
Car accident/Insurance options?
a friend was trying to pull around a city bus that was idling for several minutes to catch a left turn on a green light ...when the bus went in closer to the curb, its backside jut out and her car swiped it she is a new driver and new to the country and she continued where she was going without stopping. pretty shook up. She claims she didn't think it was too bad, a swipe, the mirror was gone and she just took it as a loss. But when she got out, she realized there is damage all along the side, from front to back, including the mirror missing and a serious dent on the front passenger (the front is peeled back, exposing the hinge mechanism. Rain now gets in through the top as the seal is broken as well. She is insured and believes she has coverage but she's scared cause she left the scene. This was 3 weeks ago - there has been no follow up. She hasn't called the police but kept an eye out for whether or not it was reported and she needed to come forward. It was in a pretty run down part of town. Anyway - I don't know what to tell her so i'm coming here - can she report this to insurance and admit that she swiped a bus and didn't stop? Will they fix it, up her insurance, and move on or will they investigate into the bus - making her pay for the bus and having the legal issue of leaving the scene. - not sure what to tell her??? She's also considering just putting a new skin/shell on the door was affected - not seeing if this is possible though - replacing the entire door is expensive and seems unnecessary. Any insight is greatly appreciated.""
Driving without insurance?
My mom has insurance in her name for her car. I passed my road test yesterday and got my license. Can i legally drive the car with her INSIDE of the car? I'm not listed on her insurance? If i get pulled over do i legally have insurance? What will happen?
How long does it take insurance companies to create your insurance?
My father just bought a mercedez sl 500 convertible. Its a 2000. We got it on saturday. Call the insurance to transfer myself onto the car on monday. todays wednesday and still no word. How long will it take for them to rate the car and post me on the insurance?
Car Insurance pricing question?
I'm trying to understand how the insurance for each of our cars gets chosen. We have a 2007 gmc yukon XL (biggest of the 3), a 97 mercury grand marquis LS, and a 2001 gmc Sierra (pickup). Of these 3, the grand marquis is the most expensive, then sierra, and the cheapest insurance belongs to the yukon. Just trying to figure out how this works...""
What is the best car insurance?
im 18 i just bought my car and now i need insurance what is the cheapest insurance out there for a guy of my age?
Cheapest car insurance for 17 year old?
With full uk licence and as named driver or owning the vehicle. Does any remember what they were when they were 17.
Question about car insurance in London?
My sister has gone overseas for a few weeks and has left her car at my house where I am taking care of it. I am not insured so I don't drive it. My housemate has insurance on her own car, would she legally be allowed to drive my sisters car? I heard somewhere that she could drive it, but she'd only have 3rd party coverage. Is that true?""
Can i register a car under my name but put it under my parents insurance?
hi i live in New York and am about to buy a car but im not sure how to insure it. im am currently under my parents insurance as a secondary driver. if i register the new car under my name can i stay a secondary driver or will i have to change to primary driver? being a secondary driver is obviously way cheaper than primary. also does anyone know how to transfer ownership of the vehicle when i buy it? i know i need a bill of sale but how to transfer the title? and is there anything i need to do? i went to the DMV website but its pretty confusing. thanks in advance
What is the safest cheapest car to buy and also for cheapest insurance as a first car?
What is the safest cheapest car to buy and also for cheapest insurance as a first car?
Car insurance excess?
My car is now only worth between 200 - 300 so if it was involved in an accident I doubt the insurance would repair...& write it off. Insurance is due for renewal & I have a 250 voluntary excess, which means that I would end up with nothing in the event of a crash. If I increase my vol. excess to 500 the premium goes down by about 30 which looks like a good idea to me but. If my car was written off due to an accident with another vehicle would I still have to pay the 500 vol. excess towards repair of the other vehicle or does the excess relate only to my car in this situation?""
Car insurance fraud am i paying too much ?
we got a new car out of the dealer and as u know it requires u to get full coverage.we went to are present insurance witch i had my 3000gt i asked if i could add the new car the guy who got us the insurance,he told us we needed to pay down payment again witch is weird when i wanted to add my 3000gt to my dads insurance they did not charge the down payment.but we also dont have licence and shes 23 and i am 25""
Fertility health insurance in ma?
do anybody know where i can get health insurance in ma that covers infertility or fertility procedures like ivf or iui??? please help. thanks
Should High School Dropouts & Others w/o Insurance be forced to Join the Military ...?
... and to serve their country in exchange for taxpayers taking care of them? Hasn't America forced a lot of citizens to join the military (with good results) over the past 230 ...show more
Infertility insurance?
Does any one know of a good provider or some one with an insurance rider for infertility? I have great health insurance, except it dosent cover that! I should say that I live in Kentucky. Thanks""
So the insurance company has offered me x amount for my car i want to appeal the decision?
so how do i go about appealing the decision they suggested putting together some info proving i couldnt buy the same car for the money they have offered. any help would be much appreciated im just not sure how to start. also if anyone has been through this. did you find it helped or not? many thanks
Insurance rates?
How much will insurance be for a 16 year old driving a 2007 Dodge Charger in the state of California? By the way, I get the good student discount.""
Insurance for dummies(life insurance)?
Please help . I took out a life insurance policy about 8 years ago it is a whole life insurance policy and has some cash value .I recently discovered I have a group life insurance policy at work . Should I keep both or cash in the whole life insurance policy which is worth about 11,000 in coverage and 1,100 in cash value . The work policy is worth about 65,000 in coverage and 0 cash value""
Whats insurances gonna be like on a red mustang convertiable?
Whats insurances gonna be like on a red mustang convertiable?
Why are my insurance quotes higher when I list an accident I was not at fault for?
I've been getting online insurance quotes lately because I am getting a new car that will be more expensive to insure and I think my insurance now is already too high. So as part ...show more
Where can i find good and cheap used car dealer insurance?
i am trying to open a used car lot and need insurance for it. where can i find cheap insurance i have looked and got a quote at one place but the price is to high 6500.00 per year, are there any other companies that will offer that but for cheaper? thanks""
Car/insurance sixteen yo?
I'm sixteen and I'm thinking about this car: http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?ct=u&car_id=296014776&dealer_id=100012676&car_year=2002&systime=&doors=&model=&search_lang=en&start_year=1981&keywordsfyc=&keywordsrep=&scarid=296515424&highlightFirstMakeModel=&search_type=both&distance=25&min_price=&rdm=1303705998432&drive=&marketZipError=false&advanced=&fuel=&keywords_display=&lastBeginningStartYear=1981&end_year=2012&showZipError=y&make2=&certified=&engine=&page_location=findacar%3A%3Aispsearchform&body_code=0&transmission=&default_sort=priceDESC&max_mileage=&color=&address=72076&sort_type=priceDESC&max_price=&awsp=false&make=AUDI&seller_type=b&num_records=25&cardist=22&standard=false How much do you think it would cost a month for insurance? I'll have a job and my parents have offered to pay a lil each month and help me out. Sorry, I'm completely new to all this and I just need a ballpark estimate.""
""How much is car insurance? For example geico, progressive, the general, all state, 21 century, state farm etc.?""
Right now I'm still on my permit. Wen I get a liciense, I want to figure out how much it cost. For a 20 year old 21""
Car insurance lapse payments?
My car was towed because I had a lapse of payments on my insurance. The cop told me i could get my car back in a day. My question is will i be able to get on a new insurance plan bring it to the DMV and re-register my car? Anymore information on this topic will be great. fyi i live in CT, USA.""
""If someone makes an auto insurance claim against me, does my insurer have to infrom me?""
Two years ago a girl rode her bike into my car as I pulled into my driveway. There was no damage to my car but she fell as a result of it and called her mother who asked for my insurance information. The police came and after the girl and her mother filed a police report, deemed that it was her fault for a) riding on the sidewalk and b) for not stopping when she saw the car because i was already mostly in and witnesses could prove that. Anyways, today I was shopping around for a new insurance quote when I was told they couldn't offer me coverage as I made a claim in 2010. This is the only incident that happened that year. Now, my insurance provider never informed me that a claim had been made. My premium went up but when I asked all I was told was that they had yearly increases. Is it their legal obligation to inform me if a claim has been made. If so, what are my next steps to a) clear this up and b) take action against my insurance company?""
Will my dui affect my dad car insurance rate?
I got a dui and my licence is suspended and I currently don't have car insurance. Im not covered on my dads plan or any plan. When he gets new car insurance next month will this affect his insurance or no because im not on his anymore?
Car Insurance Help!!!?
I have a Toyota Corolla 2007. About 6 wks ago I got rear ended, the impact sent me over the medium unto uncoming traffic. After all was said and done the car had $6,300 on repairs done. It came out okay but know I have trouble closing the trunk, I really have to slam it and the right side back lights don't really align. I am trying to figure out how much they will give me for devaluation value on the car, I have never done this before I want to make sure I don't get ripped off. Also I am still experiencing back pain from the accident, my primary doctor wants to send me to a chiropractor which my insurance doesn't cover, should the other insurance pay for it? They are not returning my calls, and they just want to offer me $500 for pain and suffering as long as I sing some papers that release the other driver and the insurance from any further responsibility. By the way it was the other drivers fault, she was in her cell phone hit mt at 45 mph from behind and this was her 10th accident in the last 3 mos. Any suggestions?""
Legal questions regarding my car insurance and getting my car painted?
My girlfriend recently put her car in the shop to get painted. Damage was done to the car and she had to put a $500 deductable to get the car painted and the insurance company paid $1500. she chose a shop to use and the check was made out to her and the shop was under her name on the check. The paint shop said she has to sign the check over for them to do the work. It has now been a month and they still have not completed any of the work. She keeps getting the run around with them. They are saying the have to bring the adjuster backout cause they found a dent they want to get fixed and then they found another dent. Basically we want the car out of there but how can we accomplish this and can we take legal action if needed, and what action can be done? Also on a side note we live in florida. As well she supposedly only has the check stub and no paperwork cause they never gave her any.""
Would removing individual state's regulation of health care insurance reduce insurance cost?
Would removing state control and regulations on insurance companies bring down insurance cost? Right now there are 50 separate markets in the USA for health insurance. In each one, the cost of policies is based a profit mix of that particular market. Would removing state boundaries and allowing insurance companies to design policies at the national level rather than the state level make insurance more affordable? Shouldn't we try a reasonable approach such as this before leaping into a federal healthcare plan?""
Is insurance on bikes cheaper than cars at 17?
I am thinking of getting a bike when I'm 17 but I was wondering which one is cheaper? If I chose a bike it will probably be a 125cc but if I chose a car it will be like a ford fiesta type. Which one is cheaper to run and maintain?
""Does your car insurance go down when you turn 25? If so, how much...?""
Does your car insurance go down when you turn 25? If so, how much...?""
Could someone explain health insurance deductibles?
What is a deductible? Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Do you want a low deductible or a high deductible? I ask because while trying to find some affordable health insurance, one company said it was $45 a month with $0 deductible. What does this mean?""
How much will a 21 year old pay for car insurance?
I am 21 years old and kinda new to america. i wanna get a car. how much do you think i will be paying for the insurance. i am experienced driver. any info. would be helpful. thank you
Motorcycle Insurance in Ontario(re asked)?
Hello, I am a 20 year old female looking for motorcycle insurance for a Honda CBR 250r with an M2. I have never owned a bike before and have a clean driving record. Like most people my age it is nearly impossible to get insurance that is affordable if you are under the age of 25. If anyone knows of an insurance company/brokerage that would give a quote below 2.5k a year please give me any way I can contact them. I live in the Ottawa area if that is any help as well.""
Can I sue my Car Insurance Broker?
I recently got into an accident. I was at fault. Rear-ended a guy, who rear-ended another car because of me. Was talking to my children in the backseat. Just bought a NEW car, a month ago, October 13. When we purchased the car, my Insurance Agent mentioned there was a problem with our insurance, that they needed to correspond with New Jersey Indemnity about some drivers that could be associated with my insurance. The Insurance Agent then called us back, said everything was okay, we purchased the car, and was able to drive it out from the dealership with our new insurance (full cover) on October 13. On October 16, the Broker made an appointment for an Insurance Inspection Report. We also paid an Endorsement to Insurance Company via our Insurance Agent. My accident was a month after the purchase of the car, November 12. Got our police report, went to our insurance Broker, they say that our policy was cancelled October 15, TWO DAYS after we purchased our new car. Please educated answers only. Can I sue my broker? What else can I do? I have children, would never drive without insurance...""
What are some reasons a person would get kicked off of state farm car insurance?
recently i had gotten into a small accident in a private driveway. not much damage done to either vehicles. when we brought this to the attention of our State Farm Insurance, they said that my mom can be taken off the plan because i was an unlicensed driver with no other driver in the car. she had no idea i had the car though. i own the car but its under her insurance. i usually only take it to work, but something rather important had come up and i had no other way of reaching my destination. can they really take my mom off her plan for something she was not aware of?""
Help finding a car insurance quote?
I'm doing a project for my economics class where I have to pretend to be a 22 year old living on my own and make a monthly budget for myself. I have to find a car insurance and health insurance quote, but everywhere I search asks for personal information and has to search through my records and credit to give me the right quote. I'm only 17 so they wouldn't find anything on me. I need it for a 22 year old making 27,000 a year. Please help me! 10 points to the best answer :)""
Cheapest insurance for young driver (UK)?
Whats the cheapest companys for somone who has just passed? one of my mates say co-ops deal for young drivers, another one of my mates says a guy at college says you can get insured with the farmers union even if your not a farmer and get it cheap, is this true? also, any other companies?""
Is it absolutely necessary for my car insurance company to have my husband's drivers license info?
My husband and I recently got married. We both keep separate finances and have our own cars and insurance policies. He actually owns cars jointly with his elderly mother and they have insurance together. He does not drive my car, he can barely fit in it. I have State Farm insurance. When I got my insurance I was told that they would cover anyone I choose to let drive my cars. I have 3 cars insured with them. I've been with them for 10 years, I've never missed a payment or had any claim of any kind. My husband doesn't feel comfortable giving out his information to anyone who does not need it. I think he has this right. State Farm claims it won't affect my policy so why do they need it? They keep calling me. I'm thinking of emailing them and telling them my opinion and that there are plenty of other insurance companies out there if they have a problem with it.""
Should High School Dropouts & Others w/o Insurance be forced to Join the Military ...?
... and to serve their country in exchange for taxpayers taking care of them? Hasn't America forced a lot of citizens to join the military (with good results) over the past 230 ...show more
How much (Aprox.) would car insurance cost for a living in Iowa?
19 year old male living in Iowa, zip code 50659 '96 Camaro.""
Who thinks GEICO is a great insurance company?
I think their ads on TV are so right - they have not only the lowest rates (at least for me), but the best customer service too. I have never filed a claim, but recently requested some insurance record from them. Even though I am not their customer anymore (currently do not own a car), they still were very helpful on the phone, sent me the requested letter immediately and even did a follow up on it. I think they are awesome. Who had similar experience with them or any other company? PS - I am not a GEICO employer :))""
Whats a cheap car insurance company for young adults?
Im 19 and im looking at buying a honda civic si 2006 right now im under my moms insurance and im paying 140 for liability only and ive been looking around and all i see is $300 and up for full coverage on a finaced car. I need a cheaper insurance company im a female and i live in florida if that helps.
Alloys and insurance?
If i wanted to put alloys on my car, will my insurance go up? Thanks""
Where can I find an insurance company to....?
... cover all of my insurance needs? http://www.intelligentonline.co.uk/finance/insurance/insurance.htm
Cheapest car insurance for a 21 year old 2002 Mazda protege 5?
Live in Ajax Ontario, and I also have 2 suspensions non alcohol related""
How much to insure a car?
im a 16 year old girl that is trying to save up for a car. im hoping to get a car at 2500 max. is there an amount that the registration and insurance would cost. I need to know how much i have to save. thank you :D ps. in utah
How can i get car insurance cheap ?
i am a young driver and car insurance is a joke how do i get it cheap without breaking any laws ?
Can my mom insure my vehicle?
I want to buy a newly used car and i will have a loan on it. I wanted to know if the loan and the title are all in my name, would my mom be able to insure it in her name and me just as a driver? im under 25 so my insurance would be extra high. and would i have to register it in her name at DMV to let her insure it?""
Is Auto Insurance cheaper in Florida or Georgia?
Is Auto Insurance cheaper in Florida or Georgia?
Insurance on my car after crash?
my car as in a hit and run accident my car was the hit and run car i wasn't the driver my frined was i want to call my insurance company to get it fixed but i dont want to get my friend in trouble can the insurance company tell where the car got towed from and if i tell them i crashed into a ditch and got it towed will they know
""After car insurance expires, how many days do you have to renew it?""
My friend just got his car towed for no insurance, I thought you have 30 days after the effective date. Can someone please tell me so I can help him get his car back. SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!""
Approximate insurance cost for vw polo (UK)?
I am 17 and have just passed my driving test.. How high is the insurance likely to be for this http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Volkswagen-Polo-1-0-E-5-Door-Metallic-Green-/280730016652?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item415cd01b8c#ht_1227wt_1140 ?? Cheers x
Can you recommend me a good health insurance?
I missed out on signing up for healthy insurance where I work and I'm becoming worried that I might have to go see the doctor soon. So I'd like to get a good quality ...show more
Can I get cash instead of repairs for my auto insurance claim?
The damage to the car is from hail and I've already received an appraisal but I would like to know if I can get a check from my insurance company instead of getting the repairs done. Basically, do I have to spend the money on repairs or can I keep it?""
Car insurance for 18/19 yr old?
im 18/19 yr old and just passed my test. how much will it cost for insurance to drive a 1.6 and im a girl? and how much will it cost if i did a passplus?
Does a two door Honda accord have a high insurance rate than the four door Honda accord of the same year?
In general, is it possible that two door or coupe cars will have higher insurance rates as compared to the four door car of the same type and the same year?""
Any suggestions on affordable utah health insurance?
Well, im working on moving back to Utah, after a near 9 year stay in PA, and i don't remember what insurance i had when i lived in Utah so i cant go back to that, and when i move away from PA, my current Health Insurance will be deactivated and shut down, so i need to find some new affordable health insurance in Utah. Anyone got in any suggestions? For now my budget is $669.00 a month if that helps at all, but it may change after i move.""
Insurance help!!!!!!!?
I was wondering, on average how much would it cost to insure a 2010 plate Ford Fiesta 1.25 Hatchback for a 17 year old in bradford. The car is 5,695, second-hand, previously owned packed with a 1.2 litre engine. I'm just looking for an estimate, thats all! thank you!""
Insurance in Singapore?
I am an expat in Singapore and looking for insurance. Can I get insurance being an expat? I have a plan to stay here for next 10 years
So many health insurence companys .I need to find a good health insurence I would like your help for a good co
health insurence and dental,with eye glass too .I want my own instade of through a company as a employee""
Salvage title car insurance claim settlement?
I purchased the car with a salvage title over a year ago. I have full coverage with Progressive on my 2003 honda accord ex with 64k, in a recent ice storm my wife totaled the car. The ...show more""
Second driver insurance car?
Hi I'm 17 and I'm about to do the driving license and I will be added to a car as a second driver and the first driver has about 20 years of experience of driving and discounts I would like to ask how much there would be to pay for the insurance is it going to be double the price or more ? any answers are welcome and I would like to know what would be the price range I will need to pay.
I just got a 1991 chevy camaro it is my first car how expensive wil my insuranse be?
how expensive will my insurance be? how cheap can i get it?
""Insurance, and other sources of help?""
My last cancer screening came up positive, which means I have to fight the beast again. I currently don't have health insurance, but have been actively looking for insurance the last few years. Since I have a pre-existing conditions most premiums are way out of my price range, and the one's that are do not cover any of my treatments. Does anyone know of an affordable health insurance provider? Also does anyone know where I can get help with my medical expenses? I'm doing this on my own, so any kind of help would be appreciated. Thank you.""
Should High School Dropouts & Others w/o Insurance be forced to Join the Military ...?
... and to serve their country in exchange for taxpayers taking care of them? Hasn't America forced a lot of citizens to join the military (with good results) over the past 230 ...show more
What is to stop people from taking the fines instead of paying for insurance?
it seems like they are not much different then a high deductible insurance plan
Any ideas about how much insurance would be for this car?
I'm thinking about buying a Mitsubishi Eclipse soon. My bro has one and i drove it a few times and loved it. My current insurance company charges me $30 per month on a Loaded 2003 Ford Taurus SES. Any idea what they would charge for a sports car like an 02 5 speed manual Eclipse or Eclipse GT? And yes, i realize i could just call my company and ask them, but they dont have 24/7 calling and i don't wanna wait til tomorrow Lol Thanks in advance!""
What would be more affordable?
a 2003-2004 mustang v6? or a 2006-2007 chevy cobalt? insurance wise. serious answers only please. thanks.
How to get health insurance?
I was laid off from work a little over two months ago. Unemployment pays me 405 a week. After taxes I bring home about $1400 for the month. I nearly get by now paying my rent and my car. How can I get health insurance at lo cost or no cost?
Whats the difference between Medi -Cal and Health Insurance?
Whats the difference between Medi -Cal and Health Insurance?
What is the cheapest insurance for a teenager? --or ways to make incurance cheaper?
I live in Southern California, and I will be turning 18 next month, 2 days before I need to buy my next insurance policy. I have had my license since the day I turned 16 (I took drivers ed then got my permit for 6 months then my license). I have had no accidents or tickets or have even been pulled over. I am driving a '04 F-150 and making payments on it. I do get the good student discount. What are some cheap insurance companies? Or ways to make your rate cheaper?""
What doctors or insurance that accepts MEDI-CAL CARE IN CALIFORNIA?
I LIVE IN SF IN THE BAY AREA, ANY DOCTORS OR INSURANCE THAT CAN TAKE THIS?""
Motorcycle insurance for new rider?
hi, im 19 and have 4 years clean car driving experience. i got an m1 yesterday and want to find the cheapest insurance on a suzuki sv650. i called around to a few places like statefarm but either im too young for their coverage, dont have enough years driving experience, or the rates are somewhere around 5 grand a year...which is not an option as im a college student only working 1 day a week, that and i wont be using the bike that often.. help me out guys!""
Will my insurance be notified for a texting ticket?
I have been driving for 3 years, and got my first citation yesterday for textng and driving. It's only $70, so I'll pay it off myself & not tell my parents (I'm 19, they pay for my car insurance since I'm in college and can't make enough money to pay for it myself). The officer said that the ticket will not give me any points or make my insurance rate go up. I was wondering if my insurance (Progressive) will be notified at all & the information be visible to my parents. This is in Maryland by the way. PS. I know texting & driving is dumb... I try not to do it, but since I'm fairly good at it, I have done it a lot. But after yesterday, I'm done.""
Is there a car insurance that will give a young driver a reasonably quote?
i recently purchased a mk1 ford fiesta. theres no mods to the car and tax wise i think its a classic. its a 1984. i have wanted a mk1 fiesta for years now and its the car i want to drive. im 17 and the cheapest quote on any car ive been given is 2000. are there any companies that will give me a good quote on my fiesta
Anyone in Florida with a 220 insurance license?
I want to study for the 220 insurance test but before going to the school i needed to get a head start, and was looking for some study material can anyone help or send some lititure to study??""
I am in need of health insurance. Is there any kind out there affordable to a spouse of a D.A.V.?
My husband is rated 100% disabled with the U.S. government.
Would this put a 15 year old on disability insurance?
(This isn't for me, it's for my younger sister, I've already left home) Okay so, my mother, although she's a doctor, is in pretty large amounts of debt and my sister Abby needs treatment for various mental illnesses (PTSD, Depression, BPD, General anxiety, Anorexia, all professionally diagnosed) She's 15, and she's currently failing school because she feels like she can't go to classes anymore so she just sits around the school (she has thoughts of failure all the time, but in class her thoughts are amped up and she can't concentrate on what she's doing because of the voices in her head). She's trying her hardest to deal with it all on her own, and she's gotten a little bit better (except for her eating disorder), but still thinks she needs help from a psychologist. Our mum can't afford one, and Abby's lost so much weight lately... Can she be put on disability insurance for this? She needs help, we can't afford it. We live in Australia, by the way.""
What exactly is a car insurance quote?
literally, is it a QUOTE? what is it?! i feel pretty darn stupid for asking this question. but you know, it's annoying the shiz outta me.""
I am looking into getting tenant insurance.?
Would it be safer to get insurance from an Insurance Company as apposed to getting it through a bank?
I got a no insurance ticket in alabama went to court but never paid fine what will happen if i get caught back?
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Flight connection insurance?
Does anyone know of a company I can buy flight connection insurance from? I am taking a trip with two separate airline tickets. If the first flight is delayed, I might forfeit the second ticket and be forced to buy a very expensive last minute ticket. All the policies I have found online are packages that include medical, lost baggage etc. which I'm not interested in. Also, the companies I've found that offer missed connection insurance only offer meals and accomodation (not transportation) or have a limit too low to cover buying a new ticket.""
Car insurance even though do not own a car?
Hi, I got my license on may and since then I drive my mom's car. So my mom tried to add my name under her car insurance and I have to pay the same amount of car insurance as her. I only drive during the summer and they told my mom that even if i dont pay the insurance now, they will still accumulate the rate starting from the day i got my license and sums it up and give it to me when i start paying insurance. So either way I would have to pay the same amount of insurance. Is this legitimate? I mean I only drive during the summer and im in school during the year. im 18 by the way and I live in new jersey""
""I need help getting good and affordable health, life and dental insurance for me and my family-please help?""
All I have is Medicaid, I want better dental and health insurance, and my family and I don't have life insurance. When my dad died he didn't have life insurance. I'm a bit concerned because I'm in my 30s and my mom's getting old, and I'm concerned about my little brother. My mother doesn't have dental insurance. I want my brother to have better dental insurance too. I need dental implants. Please help me out.""
""Does your auto insurance rate when you turn 18 years old, any cheaper?""
Hey everybody, I'll be turning 18 in a couple of months. I live in Georgia, and drive a 2002 Lexus RX 300, which is a mid-size SUV. I am not looking for a specific quote. I got my license late because I had to do drivers ed, and other reasons(non legal)...well the thing is, I have only had my license for a few months and haven't bought insurance. I don't know if I should wait until I am 18 to buy it. Is insurance a lot cheaper once your 18 as opposed to 17 or so? Please only answer if you know what your talking about. THANKS a lot for the help.. Sincerely, Zain Dhanani""
Which Local Car Insurance has best price in Las Vegas?
I have done my research but would like to know which local car insurance has the best deals? Thanks you for your time.
Pulled over with expired car insurance.?
I was pulled over and asked for my car insurance.It turns out it was expired.I didn't notice since I have been up to date with my payments every month and the insurance company never contacted me to remind me. My insurance expired in September. I got a ticket for it. is there something I can do? even if it expired, does it still matter that I kept paying it?""
How can these insurance companies like Geico claim to save you money on your car insurance when ?
when they are spending so much on stupid commercials
Car hit by uninsured driver - how to recover the costs?
My stationary car was hit by an uninsured driver in March 09. The insurance company made me pay 500 excess and said that this will be fully recoverable as the other driver was at fault. The car was then written off and I was paid the value of the car. In December the other driver was found guilty of driving without insurance, fined and given penalty points. Even though my policy gives me legal cover, it has now been 11 months since the incident and they do not seem to be very active. Also, my policy expires next month and as the claim is still open, the insurers assume that I lost my no claim bonus and quoted me twice as much for the renewal. I'm confused now, is there anything I can do to get my 500 back? I hope you can give me any ideas on what to do. Thanks""
What is the best car insurance for a 27 year old guy?
right now i pay about $250 / month for my car insurance with progressive. i got a dui 4 years ago (stupid [and costly] mistake and changed my life since then), and i bought a new car in 2011. i'm also 27 years old. does anyone know of a better company that could offer me a better rate? thanks""
Should High School Dropouts & Others w/o Insurance be forced to Join the Military ...?
... and to serve their country in exchange for taxpayers taking care of them? Hasn't America forced a lot of citizens to join the military (with good results) over the past 230 ...show more
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/uninsured-driver-license-driving-car-insurance-hit-my-paula-petty"
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Global Warming: Signs of Harsh Reality Caused by Pollution
By Ryan Westmoreland                                              12-1-17
My world change product is over the awful and harming pollution that causes global warming today. Global warming is a controversial topic. For some, it is quite a simple concept but for other they either do not understand or refuse to understand. With all the scientific data concerning global warming, how could humans be so ignorant? Whether it is greed, low knowledge of the topic, or simply they just don’t care, these are all reasons why trying to control pollution is nearly impossible.
First off, the number of people that do not know enough about pollution and the affects it has on our world is incredibly too high. Though we cannot blame them for not knowing, we can blame ourselves as humans for not education other enough on this seriously life threatening topic. Countries other than the United States like, Saudi Arabia don’t make pollution a big matter in their government. On the grand scheme of things this one country not taking pollution seriously doesn’t seem like a big deal. It is all the other countries like this combined that make our world so over polluted. Don’t get me wrong America is also by far one of the worst countries in producing pollution but at least steps are being made towards keeping a clean earth. 
The first step towards a clean world is educating others. This is by far the most important step in becoming a less polluted world. The only way we could ever get the whole world on board to try and cut down pollution is if we got them to understand what it has and will continue to do to our world. Humans don’t realize that the fate of the world is in our hands. Whether it be nuclear war or pollution that’s ends this earth I strongly believe that humans will be the ultimate demise of this planet. Humans fail to realize this that is why it is up to us, the ones that care for humanity and want it to thrive for as long as possible, to spread the word about pollution and how if we do not stop we will die. I know it sounds so simple, but it really isn’t. The pollution that goes into our air slowly erodes at the o-zone in our earth’s atmosphere and allows more UV rays from the sun to penetrate earth. This rise in UV Ray reception is what causes the rise in global temperature. This is where global warming gets its name, duh. As the world lets in more UV rays the average temperature rises, pretty straight forward you would think. As these temperatures rise it affects more than is what is on the surface.
The effects global warming has on the ocean is horrific. Not to mention that the entire species of Japanese orange-spotted filefish have gone completely extinct due to the warming waters. Also, just a little bit more than half of the entire Great Barrier Reef has died in the past 18 months. Once one of the most beautiful and monumental landmarks on this Earth is now announced completely dead. The sad part is this is thanks to humans and humans only. The ocean is polluted by a a lot of things not just trash or oil spills. The scary part is the ones you can visually see are most likely less harmful than the things you cannot. If you look at the Earth from space, what do you mainly see? Oceans, right? With that being said, it is no question that our Earth is an “ocean planet”. This means, the earth’s make up is solely based around the ocean. Without the ocean we wouldn’t have any of the wild life or plantation that we do right now. The ocean plays the most important roll in controlling the Earth’s climate. While the Earth heats up and cools down the ocean is there to be the mediator. The first 10 feet of oceans covering the Earth hold more heat than entire atmosphere. It disperses the heat to different areas of the world. There is a series of some-what underwater rivers that disperse certain amounts of heat to certain areas. For instance, the Gulf Stream a warmer of the systems, creates a nice warm, wet, tropical climate. 
For the colder places of the world this is because these systems don’t transport as much heat to the area. This is where the glaciers melting all comes together and make sense. The pollutants in the air created by humans causes more UV Rays to penetrate Earth. This heat has to be dispersed effectively and the ocean does just that. With the more UV rays entering the earth’s atmosphere the ocean currents must do even more work to separate the heat. Also, it is not just about separating the heat, with the Earths heat rising that means that the oceans disperse the heat to places it usually wouldn’t. Therefore, we are seeing glaciers and ice caps shrinking annually. The ocean is also a habitat for the majority of species in this world and an enormous supplier in food. Without a healthy ocean we will not have a healthy earth. For instance, look at any of the other planets in our solar system, they do not contain a vast ocean and they are dry, dead, and inhabitable. (as of now). This is because there is nothing to control the climate on these planets. Without the oceans our climate would experience hot and cold extremes that most organisms like humans cannot handle and we would perish. After all, the oceans will thrive without humans or land animals but without the oceans we would be doomed.
Overall, I think that global warming is in full effect and will only continue to intensify. It is our time as humans, not as a country or nation, but as a species to act. Humans are killing this beautiful planet that has given us sustainable life as if we deserved such a planet. My solution to this problem is a simple concept but on a whole world scale it is seemingly impossible. The solution to this problem is emphasizing the toll it takes on the world and not giving up. If we want to someday save the planet from our own demise, we must educate others about pollution.
 My solution to this problem is the creation of an organization called the International Pollution Awareness Association, IPAA for short. While there are organizations that specialize in pollution they are searching for ways to solve this worldwide problem, there are no organizations that make educating and spreading the word about pollution their whole purpose. That is where IPAA will come in. We will travel the world educating humans about the life-threatening effects of the pollutants we put in the air every single day. We will also push for worldwide laws regarding pollution. Keep in mind, this is a work in progress and is not a real organization, yet. There are some already in place but not strict enough to save us from the damage we continue to do. For example, by 2030 china is expecting to ban non-electric cars for the sake of this world. It is this progress that gives us hope as humans. No one ever thought we would have electric cars, now we are having laws based around the benefits of electric cars that could potentially save the planet.
 I believe that it will be this generation of students to change the world because, if you ask someone younger than 18 if global warming is a real problem, they will tell you that no doubt it is a problem and it is growing. On the other hand, if you ask an older man or woman some may say that they don’t believe in it or that is a myth. This isn’t true for everybody, but it is more likely for older generations to deny the fact of global warming like they have for many years. You hear much more about it now because the bad stuff they said would come from pollution is now happening. I guess it is safe to say that a sense of panic is what has opened the eyes to many. Pollution is slowly and surely taking its toll on the Earth and one day these effects will be irreversible. It is up to humans as a species to stop pollution in order to save the planet that has given us life. Instead of working on potentially inhabiting a new planet, why don’t we apply that same amount of effort into saving the planet that has given us life for years on end. After all, the world will never stop working to provide us with life meanwhile humans slowly kill what allows them to live.
Works Cited
Handwerk, Brian. “Sustainable Earth: Oceans.” National Geographic, National Geographic Partners, environment.nationalgeographic.com/environment/sustainable-earth/oceans/.
Nuwer, Rachel. “Without Oceans, Earth-Like Life Probably Can't Evolve on Other Planets.”Smithsonian.com, Smithsonian Institution, 22 July 2014, www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/without-oceans-earth-life-probably-cant-evolve-other-planets-180952106/.
Stone, Gregory. “We Cannot Survive without Our Oceans. We Must Act to Save Them - Now.”World Economic Forum, World Economic Forum, 9 Nov. 2016, www.weforum.org/agenda/2016/11/an-ocean-renaissance-is-key-to-our-survival/
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