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creamyforestmushroom · 4 months

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All I'm gonna say is that if Orpheus was still alive, he would've loved Hozier

#greek mythology #orpheus #hozier #folk music #you cannot tell me that he wouldn't

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averyreaderofmanybooks · 22 days

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I'm making outfits for the drama squad fic in Gacha because it's a modern AU and it's so hard to pretend that Tadg wouldn't just dress like a highlighter and wear Fortnite shirts.

#wilderlore #tadg murdock #you cannot tell me that he wouldn't

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konigsblog · 1 month

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a continuation from this post. ;3

baker-könig who puts his cum your food... 🍰🍪🧁

cw: perv!könig, loser!könig. MDNI 18+ 🔞

baker-könig adores your reaction to his baked goods. the sweetness and the tanginess of the tarts he provides and bakes for you, his girthy, hot cock throbbing in the tight confines of his boxer briefs when you comment on the touch of saltiness.

he spends hours in the kitchen, sweat dripping from his forehead and the smell of the warm, sugary desserts catching your attention. what you don't know is that könig has jerked off into the bowl, mixing his bitter and salty arousal into the batter. he's so eager to hear your comments and compliments, getting off later in private to your words playing back in his head.

each stroke leaves könig breathless, his calloused fingers wrapped around his meaty shaft, gripping his large, hung cock firmly. there is flour and sugar all over the countertops, and ingredients are scattered around the kitchen. fat globs of his hot, thick release are spurted from the head of his lengthy dick and into the mixing bowl, his breath laborious and heavy.

he watches as you take a bite of the freshly baked, delicious cupcake, giggling at the perfect taste. you smile at him, telling him it's the best batch you've ever tasted. fuck, your compliments leave könig sexually frustrated, grinning perversely, and eyeing you up as you enjoy multiple of the cupcakes.

only when you suck him off for the first time do you recognise the familiar saltiness in his thick cum...

#orla speaks #ugh you canNOT tell me he wouldn't do this :(#i'm a firm believer that könig is a fantastic chef and baker—learnt from the best... his mother and oma :)#cod x reader #x reader #könig call of duty #könig cod #konig cod #konig call of duty #konig x reader #konig x you #könig x reader #könig x you #könig #konig

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da-birb-writes-sometimes · 9 months

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Nights Spent In; Azul Ashengrotto

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, established relationship

Word Count; 700+

Author's Note; This is for one of my first mutuals @azulashengrottospiano! I hope you enjoy this, and some domestic Azul! [and I'm keeping a screenshot of your ask ^v^]

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

Safe to say your social battery was pretty much at zero. You had fun, yes, but all you wanted to do was stay at home in some ridiculously comfortable pyjamas, eat leftovers from lunch, cuddle a bit, and maybe look through the storage container labelled Games! :D since there could be some hidden gems in there. And right now you were cuddled up under a super chunky knit blanket, snug as a bug in a rug.

You were content just putting the leftovers from lunch in the microwave, but Azul had insisted that he made the both of you dinner. You didn’t mind, since you had a nice view of him working away in the kitchen, muttering the recipe of tonight’s dinner to himself. He was even wearing the frilly apron and kitschy oven mitts.

What a dork. I love him so much. You giggled to yourself, watching Azul go about the kitchen, off in his own little world.

Sighing, you got up — the blanket draped over your shoulders so you were still in your nice blanket burrito — and shuffled over to the Games! :D container, seeing if there was anything interesting that Azul wouldn’t just automatically win. You loved him, but if he made you go bankrupt again in this world’s version of Monopoly one more time you swore that you weren’t going to give him any kisses. You may love him, but he was not a humble winner.

So any strategy games were completely out the window, luck based games were more on your side… hopefully luck just decided to favour you tonight. At least you had a cute chef at the least.

Hmm? What’s this? Blowing off the dust you pulled out an old edition of Snakes and Ladders. It relied only on luck, so it was perfect!

“Hey, sweetie,” you called to the kitchen.

Azul was just placing your dinner in the oven, it would take about thirty minutes to bake, so he had time to spare… and for you? He could spare all the time in the world for you. “What is it, darling?”

You held up the game under your chin and gave him your biggest smile. “Wanna play?” You waggled eyebrows for some added flair, and it made Azul chuckle.

“Fine, one round, but I won’t go easy on you,” he said, sitting down at the coffee table. He eyed the game, and squinted his eyes at the dice. A luck-based game? Playing your cards right I see.

“You never do,” you shot him a wink and rolled the dice. You moved your piece forward, not hitting any ladders.

Azul rolled his eyes, but took his turn, overtaking you by two spaces, also not hitting any ladders. “Would you rather that I did?” He looked up at you through his lashes, a small smug smile on his face.

You hummed as you took your turn, getting a ladder and going up a row. “No, it’s more fun like this, plus you’re extra cute when you get fired up.”

Azul pushed up his glasses, trying to ignore the warmth that had seeped into his cheeks. “Flattery won’t help you, my dear, when I win.”

“We’ll see about that.~”

The rest of the game was spent in silence, the occasional tch escaping when either of you hit a snake, but the game was neck in neck. You had to roll a perfect six to win, and Azul a four, and it was his turn. The both of you had your fingers crossed.

He rolled a two, the exact number that he didn’t want. He moved his piece forward and gritted his teeth as he moved it down two rows. He sighed, handing over the die. He knew that he had most likely lost this game.

You gently took it, and rolled a six. You had won. “Looks like luck was on my side tonight,” you grinned.

Azul grumbled, but he couldn’t stay mad at you. “Would you like a prize for that?” It was part sarcasm, but also part genuine question.

You placed a kiss on his cheek. “Just spending time with you is a prize in its own right… but I won’t say no to your cooking either!”

It wasn’t really a prize, as you were already getting his cooking for dinner, but it nonetheless made Azul feel soft and warm. The two of you really should spend more nights in if they were going to be like this.

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Tags: @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @inkybloom-luv, @identity-theft-101, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto x reader #azul ashengrotto x gn reader #sha la la la my oh my! go on and ~kiss da 'zul~#you cannot tell me that he wouldn't wear a frilly apron; he's a nerd you know he would #would it even be called snakes and ladders in twst? ... eels and ladders???#idk but it would be funny if azul was silently cursing out the tweels #also; idk if you remember your ask BUT you did in fact request the same 3 people as last time ^v^ that was also a part of why i tagged you #- in the vil drabble. i diagnose you with azul trey and vil brain rot #this is technically a bonus drabble #scheduled post since idk if i'll be busy or not #hope you enjoy auburn; and thank you for supporting the soul match au in it's infancy ^v^

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sakuraszn · 5 months

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— APOLOGY ! ₊ ⊹

Imagine you and Miles got into this big fight and you being petty, decide to hang up in his face and block him. As time past, more or so an hour, you're chilling on your bed mindlessly scrolling through social media you suddenly hear music blasting outside of your apartment and as you get up off your bed and make your way to the window to see what all that commotion was about, it was none other than your boyfriend Miles Morales, holding a jukebox and standing beside Ganke, who had a big "I'm sorry" poster in his hands.

“can you come down and talk to me, ma?!! I’m sorry!!” he yelled out as the slow R&B music fills the streets of New York with its loud melody.

As the events unfold before you, you notice concerned bystanders murmuring.

It was hard to contain your laughter as you were taken aback by his efforts to humiliate himself in order to win your favor back.

#✎ᝰ — shan’s drabbles !#you cannot tell me he wouldn't do this #this randomly popped in my head out of nowhere...#4am thoughts #miles morales x you #miles morales x reader #miles morales x y/n #earth 42 miles morales x reader #42 miles morales x reader #earth 1610 miles morales x reader #miles morales 1610 #earth 42 miles morales #miles gonzalo morales #miles morales

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forever-third-wheeling · 1 year

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Hetalia ‘I want a baby’ meme

Russia - America

Sweden - Finland

England - France

Belarus - Liechtenstein

Prussia - Canada

Italy - Germany

Poland - Lithuania

Romano - Spain

Denmark - Norway

Austria - Hungary

#i don't know how accurate these are but they felt right #i've somehow slipped back into my hetalia phase over the past week and i don't know why #this was inspired by that one sufin interaction where finland says it would be nice to have kids and sweden said he'd 'do his best'#i haven't seen anyone use this meme in ages but i love it so i'm bringing it back #also i checked if anyone else had made a hetalia one of these and couldn't find one but this fandom is old enough that i doubt i'm the first #i was so proud of the spamano one you cannot tell me romano wouldn't say that because he so would #rusame #sufin #fruk #belaliech #prucan #gerita #lietpol #spamano #dennor #aushun #aph rusame #hws rusame #hetalia rusame #aph sufin #hetalia #aph belaliech #hws belaliech #aph prucan #hws prucan #aph gerita #hws gerita #aph lietpol #hws lietpol #aph spamano

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tiny-katara · 1 year

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you can't tell me sokka wouldn't brag about technically related to the firelord through zutara. like all the time. any possible situation he could bring it up, he will. suki would initially question this, but as soon as sokka says "babe no we're royalty now" and then she's completely onboard.

#zutara #sukka #sokka #you cannot tell me he wouldn't #he would thrive #royalty with absolutely no expectations of him #zutara is sick of his shit and you can already tell

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mari-lair · 5 months

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headcanon that if Akane ever tries to garden to 'get closer to aoi' Aoi would combust

#she swoons when he is being weird af so imagine if he goes for her weakness? insta k.o i am telling ya #i believe in pathetic cringe fail aoi supremacy (let her put akane on the shojo filter more aidairo pleeease)#akane aoi #aoi akane #aoiaoi #aoikane #tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun #jshk #jibaku shounen hanako kun #he is an overprepared bastard so you cannot convince me he wouldn't put on a gardening hat and gloves for it #legit based on a dream i had last week

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teatitty · 10 days

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Listen Yugi and Atem's private convos already feel like I, the reader, am intruding on something intimate can you imagine how their fucking friends would feel if they got to hear half the shit these two say to one another? Imagine them doing a pair duel and the opponents are on the other side shifting nervously in place all awkward like "should we... should we just leave? Are we supposed to be hearing this? Do you think they're *limp wrist*"

#yugioh #puzzleshipping #look atem's era was all about love poetry and really hyping up your beloved #you cannot tell me he wouldn't be saying the most embarrassing shit in public #'I would fish with you among the reeds my love. I would wash our clothes in the same basket'#and kaiba's yelling at him to just hurry up and play his next card already

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merakiui · 7 months

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jade assembling his “terrariums”:

#meraki mumbles #you cannot tell me he wouldn't do this

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yeagrave · 2 months

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Ideas for you:

Bradley's bronco as an autobot?

Bradley tattooed up?

Surfer Bradley?

Older or retired hangster?

Mafia coded hangster?

Younger hangster, maybe when they first meet or like a college au era?

Hopefully one of these sparks your muses to unblock your art!

a two in one😏

#ty for the ask <3 #my art #designing tattoos is hard #i just ended up doing random stuff lolol #but you cannot tell me that bradley wouldn't have a verse in goose's handwriting tattooed on him #like he is that guy #also tramp stamp bc why not lol #bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #I'm having so much fun with these #gray answers

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magic-pie195 · 2 months

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#you cannot tell me he wouldn't try to eat 'em all #i don't feel like i need to explain myself here #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #marcille donato #farfetch'd

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nebulaerage · 3 months

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Genderswap lawyers, because I was bored (and also needed to practice drawing women).

You simply cannot tell me Edgeworth wouldn't be a Girlboss with a capital G.

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #neb's art #Edgeworth's outfit is based on Franziska's since you cannot tell me Von Karma wouldn't dress like Fran if he were a woman'#And y'know Edgeworth's outfit used to be basically Manfred 2.0 #Yes I am playing 4D chess for a silly character design the autism is strong in this one #Anyways Id tag as narumitsu but... they're not doing anything gay so

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cantdealwiththisnow · 2 months

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Part 1 - Appreciation post for all the TFP universe Autobot mugshot cameos (known and unknown) in RID2015 3x25 (even if the context is that they've been OUSTED against their will)