#yknow?? shes Juice

[soothebellss]

What's your pokemon party like? Do all your mons get along? I think Juice's name is really cute lmaoo

Pretty well, I think! Everyone is laid-back (except Klefki, lmao) which is purposeful on my part, since I prefer a calmer household. I think it’s important to keep in mind how complementary personalities are as well as species and type etc

Here’s everyone hangin out :] Jingle (klefki) and Lala (chimecho) are two mons who like constant social feedback, so they’re both very happy to be conversational partners lol

Sorbet (espeon) was my starter and later became my service pokemon, and though he’s got plenty of tasks to keep him busy, bringing in Sci-fi (elgyem) as a playmate is something I definitely don’t regret. I think psychic types do well with having another pokemon that interacts with the world and thinks like they do since they can get bored so easily.

Juice (corsola) has an inexplicable thirst for SPEED and DANGER despite being a Rock who can only go .4 mph on her own, I promise she’s safe and having a blast being their ball and probably is wishing they were throwing her into the ceiling for real

And Cardigan (wooloo) is just… happy to be here lol. The party is his flock, and he follows everyone around to stand next to despite having 0 idea what’s going on ever and probably thinks all of his friends are weirdly shaped wooloos

Tbh I don’t think any party is without SOME arguments and bad days! sometimes Jingle can overwhelm or annoy the other guys; sometimes Cardigan is Not in the mood to play “Sci-Fi alien kidnaps Cardigan” etc etc but generally everyone enjoys each other’s company and things are harmonious over here :]]

#ask #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #photoalbum #long post #? kinda #and ty her name is juice because…. it vibes #yknow?? shes Juice

[rowanoftheunknown]

“I hope I’ll find all the pieces of my mind that fell out of my head over all those years, and that I’ll be able to put myself together again. I hope the echoes of pain will fade, and memories of sorrow will die, and that you’ll visit me here some day…”

“And I hope you have a happy ending of your own.”

#NICHE BALDURS GATE CHARACTER FANS COME GET YALL JUICE #I may be the only one getting juice but hey. yknow #obligatory if hope has one fan it is me if hope has no fans it means I am dead etc etc #hope bg3 #house of hope #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #I love her sm you don’t understand #she’s so silly (clinically insane) and she’s brave and beautiful and UGH. hope. my beloved. #hope my fucking beloved #anyways this took fucking forever #I’m not super happy with it but i AM done with it. so. yeah #I was gonna do a bg and stuff but like. I’m sleepy #so you just get the window #also I feel like the light coming through looks a bit shit but again. it’s done for now. #I’ve never tried to draw stained glass and when I tell you it was not fucking easy lol #oh it’s just like drawing regularly but with LESS DETAIL I thought like a smooth brained foool #INCORRECT #there was maths involved #anyyyyywho. all for now. enjoy. please enjoy. if this gets no notes I may cry. a little.

[hyper-cryptic]

(I DIDN'T FORGET A CAPTION... YOU DID!)

He pop'd in my brain and some demon took over my body to draw him n' other sillies from this au. :3

#one day i will design jill as well because she is actually. very important to the lore of this au LMFAOO #i just don't have any designer juice left in my body #resident evil #las plagas au #he is NOT controlled by las plagas it just had a very bad side effect on him because he couldn't remove it as fast as Ashley. #their plaga had a variation of the g-virus in it on the go basically. so it started to affect his wolf n human form #reminder that zombies in this AU are actually Just vampires! #Ashley also has permanent chompers n pointy ears but she doesn't look dead like Vex does #he looks dead because he was put through 2-3 years of testing and experimenting instead of trying to actually...help his side effects #they thought he was a lost cause since he had became so aggressive in his wolf form and had said he could not remember very well what he #was doing while in his wolf form. he also. mauled someone but yknow. normal ppl things #turns out one of the side effects was and IS just extreme hunger aka his metabolism go faaaaasstt and he needs to eat every like 5 mins #yeah he does have kind of regen as well. not As Fast or good as Sherry's but it's defo noticeable that he has regen. #it also leaves a lot of scars #aka its a vampire thing. in mine it's not really blood they're after but it does make them stronger. they're just eternally hungry #anyways Vex has huge beef with Simmons because under his call for him to get experimented on but they don't know until re5 times? #everyone in this au is out for Simmons LMFAOOOA #uh ... um #haheheooo rambled a bit here :3 #leon s kennedy #claire redfield #chris redfield #sherry birkin #and a secret fifth person lets see if yall know who that is #my art

[deci-doodles]

Tfw you said you’d be more active on a platform but then completely forget for a long time again

Anyways some Akame (or former Akame) OC fanart! Toki (second from the left) belongs to @4dango-the2nd and Kanae (second from the right) belongs to @emanation-aura , Suzuka (far right) and her mum, Kanako (far left) are both mine

Sure they existed across different periods of time but shhhh

#listen I just find it extremely amusing that out of all the Inazuman clans the one I saw with the most amount of OCs is the Akame #aka the one whose ultimate goal is to create the best unaliving weapon #and where people basically died early and or went mad thanks to dead god juice coz of said goal #granted like 3/4 of the gals here end up marrying outside the clan #kanako’s the exception since she was technically adopted by the clan but also she married Toshinaga (Kanenaga’s son) after they both left #or were expelled from the school but either way it was due to ideological differences between Toshinaga and his remaining two brothers #over how to save face and restore the clan’s name since yknow #kanenaga left them for Snez #oops #anyways #deci doodles #genshin impact #genshin oc #genshin ocs #Kaedehara Suzuka #Akame Kanako

[vaugarde]

ok tangential to the TR stuff, i was on a walk a few days ago and had an epiphany- i think i know why i dont like matori. its because she and jessie are written like “ha ha theyre catty bc theyre women and they dont like each other XD women be bitches amiright?” instead of like she’s her bitter ex girlfriend.

#tbh i know the reason its actually like this is bc ‘ha ha women be catty! women dont like each other! men are bros!’’ #but cassidy and the juice girl made an impression to me bc they 100% read like bitter ex gfs #theyre both silly theyre both fucked up but you get the vibe they were fucking yknow #the closest we get is matori being a little more pathetic in sm but by jn thats all been scrubbed out of her #echoed voice #course it doesnt help that shes pretty much around the entire time team rocket is at their worst #besides sm and jn matori reads like theyre honestly embarassed of that bc shes once again just boring

[diabeticgirl4]

Went to a concert Saturday night and the security lady at the metal detectors was the most kindest anyone's ever been with my diabetes. I tend to have a 50/50 chance of the detector going off (presumably) due to my pump and/or id bracelet, so I still like to point out my pump just so they know I can't take it off and for them not to freak out on me. She immediately acted So concerned, "aren't you not supposed to go thru these machines?? Are you ok??" And I quickly explain that generally the metal detectors are fine but I should avoid the full body scanners like they have at airports (I still go those anyways whoops). Then she gave me a quick patdown at my pockets and I remembered I had candy for low treatments, so I told her and she immediately was like "oh absolutely please keep that on you!!" And like. No other security person has ever been so accepting and understanding of my pump (not to mention knowing of potential repercussions w a metal detector??) but also seemed genuinely concerned for my potential health and was so adamant on me keeping my low treatment on me?? Bless her so much.

#ignore me #maddie lifeblogs #I once tried to take a juice to a concert and the security guy had Such a fit about it #most times they're ok w smaller candy but I never know how strict they are w No Outside Food yknow #I normally don't have too many issues w my pump but this was the first time someone actually seemed to know the significance of it lol #I'll remember her for a while. I hope she gets a raise or bonus or something good. #diabetes tag

[cheonstapes]

miguel o’hara stars in… ‘THE SWEETER THE JUICE’ o(^-^)o

･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡. miguel o’hara x reader .｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･

SMUT

now he’s finally got you pregnant, he’s gonna do what he’s been dreaming of all these years. suck. those. tits.

same universe as this miguel.

cw; lactation kink, pregnancy, breeding kink (not really but yknow me), dry humping, titties, older nerd!miguel, they’re finally married!

800+ words

@cheonstapes : she’s back! again!

if miguel had to pick a part of your body he loved the most, it’d definitely be your tits.

if you think he was obsessed before — you don’t wanna know what goes through his head as he watches you waddle around his house, carrying his kid, sighing every time you leak through another shirt. you had forgone a bra ever since you got pregnant, saying how uncomfortable they feel against your chest — not that he was complaining.

“for fucks-sake, again?”

he was so used to hearing you say that, he already had a shirt on hand for you to change into. you were so grateful for your doting husband that you completely missed that nasty glint in his eyes you usually only see when he’s bending you over the bed and fucking you raw — luckily for him.

“here, honey. lift your arms for me.”

as you do, he pulls the shirt up — the soiled fabric catching under your swollen breasts as he wiggles it off you. “ah, shit — thanks, baby. but fuck, am i’m so tired of changing shirts every 10 minutes!” you might be tired, but miguel cannot get enough of it. he was already so fucking hard, practically salivating at the sight of your bare breasts still leaking down your heavy belly.

“maybe you should just ditch the shirts all together, love — you know i hate seeing my beautiful wife uncomfortable.” miguel’s voice was a soft whisper in your ear, lips slowly tracing down the side of your jaw to your sensitive neck — kissing the skin so tenderly. his calloused hands gently massaged the taut flesh of your tits, probing and squeezing at your nipples to let out small trickles of that sweet milk.

“migs, how many times are you gonna say that?”

“as many as it takes for you to finally listen.”

the breathy laugh you let out did little to qualm the feeling deep in his gut — he was dead serious, there was absolutely no reason for you to be in shirts all the time when you have him to take care of you whenever you needed a good milking. his hips were already sinking into to the plush of your ass that he loved oh-so-much — especially with how much fatter it got during your pregnancy.

it was almost as if he had lost control of his body, a hand landing on your waist to bend you over the counter as he mindlessly ruts into you. “dios, nena, eres tan hermosa. vas a ser la mamá más guapa, ¿verdad? mm, my pretty, little mama.” miguel never failed to turn you on to no bounds, like, you have a walking greek god as a husband — but those fucking hormones were making it unbearable.

the force at which he was pushing against you had shifted your drenched panties to the side, leaving practically nothing between you and his drooling bulge. his fingers tightened around the fat of your hips, squeezing the flesh delicious hard as his free hand flipped you over — pushing your back against the edge of the counter. “shit…been waiting to taste these all fucking day, honey.”

mindful of your growing belly, he hiked one of your legs up on his hip — craning his neck down to suck on a pert nipple. wasting no time, and at a much better angle, he continued to grind against you — his tip catching against your engorged clit. “m—migs, baby, fuck…” the way he swirled and sucked so eagerly reminded you of when you first started dating, how determined he was to knock you up before the two of you even moved in together.

the taste was so addicting, some of your milk trickling down his body — dripping onto the ground beneath you. you knew he was about to cum, hard — his eyes had rolled back, breathing in heavy pants, hands rushing to pull down the waistband of his sweats. “gonna paint my girls in my cum, love — sé una buena chica y mantenlos juntos para mí.”

“‘course, baby.” you nodded breathlessly, squishing the globes of fat together as he pumped his cock dry — head thrown back as ropes upon ropes of his hot seed coated your tits, sliding into the self-made crevice. “god, what did i do in my past life to have a wife as sexy as you, mamí?” his spent cock bobbed against his thigh as he trapped you against the counter — kissing you deeply as his wet hands reaching up to rub the cum into the skin of your breasts.

“mmph — y’know, i heard cum’s good for the skin. it, uh, helps with the blood circulation in your tits — i think we should do this more often, love.”

“migs, if you weren’t, like — a whole scientist, i might’ve believed you. if you want a titjob, just say that.”

“…i mean, you said it — not me.”

all your home shirts were promptly locked away and never to be seen again.

-new year, new waiting for cheon to get her shit together andpost!

#cheonstapes #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara headcanons #miguel smut #miguel o’hara smut #cheonstapes films!🪷 #miguel ohara x reader #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel spiderverse #miguel ohara fanfiction #miguel ohara x you #nerd miguel smut #nerd miguel

[forbiddennhoney]

str8 ppl culture is saying things like "how not to be a boring old couple" "how to remember to spend time with your partner" "how to keep the spice/spark" and the solution every time is just "plan regularly scheduled dates!"

#personal #like (1) im so happy and excited to be out of the honeymoon phase w my wife #even if things have slowed down we have so much more fun now #(2) yall have to be REMINDED to spend time w ur partners???????? #(3) its funny seeing them argue over 2 dates a month vs every 2 weeks a new date vs every 2 - #like the number they always pick is 2 #like dont stop dating ur partner is true ig but also the way that these ppl get BORED with their partners #and not just like yknow happy complacent or content or whatever #they literally say they are Bored as id they hate it #and they position date nights as the Only Solution like u #like yall know u can do other things aside from like a date night right? #plan to make ur partner's breakfast for 1 week or smthn idk #use the “boring domesticity” to ur advantage and make them feel special #u dont have to go out or have food to make someone feel loved #hell my wife once a week goes to the store to get juice/snacks/random stuff for me simply bc she knows i love having juice around #and it goes way farther than “have a date once every 2 weeks” #like i cannot imagine treating quality time and loving my partner as a chore

[shatteredfears-arch]

while im at work and suffering bc i wanna go home and go to bed and my stupid adhd makes me sleepy when inhave energy drinks heres a stupid headcanon:

cassie becomes extremely possessive of people. extremely. like she’ll prolly linger away and bite/eat others no problem, but she wont be happy at all if you wanna so much as talk to sb she doesnt approve of first. bc you pmuch become her property, not just a person, and she does not like to share. at least not with anyone but her sisters, and if she has any romantic attachment at all, even if its one sided, then she wont even want to share you with them. she wants all the attention 100% on her.

#out. #her possessiveness is unbelievable #shes also unbelievably vindictive like she doesnt remember most of her ‘human’ life but shes still making it everyone elses problem #case in point; having her abuser tied up in the dungeon and only keeping him alive via the mold and goop juice bc she doesnt want him to #have piece. and uncle heisy doesnt experiment on living bodies #bc she would give him to heisy if it meant he’d suffer tbh but she did pick up on heisy not collecting living specimin #she still thinks he does ~weird~ things to the corpses #weird to her bc she doesnt think experimenting on corpses is weird mom technically does that too #but whats ~weird~ to her yknow #essentially someone probably should tell her that her uncle is NOT doing that specific thing to corpses #including the ‘pretty ones’ she leaves in random areas shes seen him leave from so he can find them #bc shes basically a fucking cat leaving corpses for ppl she likes to find #but jfc someone help her shes dUMB

[inf3ct3dd]

ellie headcanons pt 4.!

warnings: literally nothing

content: loser!ellie x reader

authors note: brewing a full length fic in my mind rn… this might be the last hc post 😓!!!

pt.3. taglist!

- loves matching with you. keychains, shoes, outfits, literally anything. if you have dyed hair, she’d dye a piece of hers to match you.

- makes up elaborate plots to kiss you bc she’s too cool and nonchalant to ask for a kiss 😕😕

“ugh, my lips are just sooooo dry…”

“didnt you literally just put chapstick on 5 minutes ago?”

“yknow chapstick these days…so…low quality.”

“is this your weird way of asking me to kiss you?”

“noooo what!!! thats craaaaazy i have nooo idea what you’re talking about!!!”

smooch

“you’re so stupid.”

“i feel sooooo moisturized right now”

- always fidgeting with something. probably has a rubix cube keychain 😕🔥🔥

- speaking of, she has an excessive amount of keychains. like so many.

- covers her eyes and peaks through her fingers every time you change infront of her

- definitely audibly said “woah” when she saw ur boobs for the first time

- has so many dumb socks. dinosaurs, minecraft, pickles, literally anything she likes she has a pair of socks for

- scarily good at roblox obbies. you literally can’t play with her because she’ll be done in like 5 minutes 😞

- loves those papas cooking games. her faves are the taco mia one and the sushi-ria

- arizona green tea 🗣️🗣️

- will put on awful accents for hours on end just for fun 😞 esp the italian accent. it’s ridiculous 💔💔 or that frat dude accent

“suhhh dude”

- definitely built her own pc. put a picture of you in it too ☹️☹️

- calls you “dude” or “bro” on accident sometimes

- absolutely constantly argues w ppl on the internet. if she gets bored she just tells them to kts and blocks them 😕

- MAKES THE BEST PASTA EVER!!! it’s literally her favorite food and she’s constantly cooking it. even makes her own sauce 🔥🔥

- tries to do tricks while she’s smoking and just ends up a coughing mess

- her default pose in every picture is just her doing a thumbs up and looking at the camera like this 😐 but whenever she takes a picture with you she is absolutely CHEESING

- randomly takes 0.5 pictures of you constantly. has a whole album in her phone of all the pictures

- barely ever uses instagram, and all her posts are just pictures of you.

- “i could take a bear in a fight.”

- loves balancing things on your head when you fall asleep around her. one time you woke up to like 20 cheerios falling on your lap

- whenever she’s home alone she puts on insanely random outfits and then forgets she’s wearing them. one time you came home to her sleeping on the couch in a full suit

- lets you stand on the cart in the grocery store so she can stand behind you and push it around

- has had the same backpack since the 5th grade. she’s had to sow it back together 20 times and she refuses to throw it away because its “special”

- stalks all your reposts on tiktok when she’s bored

“was this about me???”

- absolutely disgusted by like…any type of canned food. she will not go near it. ESPECIALLY SARDINES

- makes a million typos every time she texts you. her messages are like ancient scrolls you have to decipher to read

“sre tou comungw over todqy ??”

- every time she wears a hat she wears it backwards

- hates sharing her food, but will constantly eat yours

“just a little bite!!!” and she eats like half of it 😒

- has the julien baker rainbow guitar strap

- literally loves apples. so much. apple juice, apple pie, apple cider, literally ANYTHING that has apples in it/ is apple flavored she will DEVOUR IT

- whenever she cooks for herself, she just eats it straight out of the pot/pan.

“whats the point?? ‘s just more dishes to wash 😒”

taglist: if ur name is crossed, i cant tag u :((

@princessguardian444 @mina-281 @leatheredhearts @r3wbeef @dinaissoprettyoml @forelliesposts @lov3lylotus @melissabarrerass @greencacty @as2rid @kingofmylastkiss @dollietes @ellieslilsIvvt @pl9ys @bbygrlshelbs @gayh0rr0r @sawaagyapong @paran0id0blivi0n @bubs-world @mag-mfm @bearieio @slutshies @horror-whoree @calystas-morning-tea @ilovaffles @fr3sh-tragedies @iloveeyousblog @maris-koffin @emonopolyman @elliesgflol @girlwonderchloe @brunettedolls-blog @beestar120 @ddreabea @ibloom4u @elliesmellsbad @thecowardwrites @owmoiralover @yuyans-stuff @minixmel @ellesslutt @swtsuna @saggykneecaps @4rt3m1ss @clouded-whispers @baldph0bic @elleatethat @certifedcrybunny @staxz8 @astridnyx31 @0rb1t-s4turn @amandla111 @kalia31 @spinnyshark @cewcumbers @urnewghostfriend @dinasmoon @teeveegirl @iwantsoda @lunascerebro @matildalee @rach-0000 @er-or101 @our-horse @armins1ut @syrenada @seventeenelliesgf @jellysangelstar @f3r4lfr0gg3r @ilovelyby @people0know @sapphicsstars @hi2647 @mousymaven @echostinn @bratydoll

#ellie williams #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x you #ellie williams headcanons #ellie x you #ellie x y/n #ellie tlou #ellie the last of us #tlou fanfiction #tlou2 #the last of us 2 #lesbian #wlw

[thesuperiorrobin]

Oranges~

Damian’s stares linger longer than usual—staring at the orange in his hand that you had handed him a minute ago. He takes a glance at you—who sits patiently with a smile on your face and hands on your lap.

“You want me to….peel this for you?” His voice is laced with nothing but utter confusion. You nod your head happily.

“Yep” you start “but yknow if you don’t want to do it that’s fine-“ Leaning forward you take the fruit from his hands. “I can do it”

and with a blink of an eye he snatches it from you hands once more, a growing visibly on his face as she shakes his head, his black locks falling over his face “No. I’ll happily do it for you” he sighs out “it’s was just a random request was all”

humming you add on “The oranges taste better when you peel them for me”

“Is that so?”

“Yep!”

So you sit for a moment—waiting and watching as Damian carefully peels the skin of the fruit. He hands it to you after he’s done, smiling when he hears a ‘thank you’ leave your mouth. You’re sighing in satisfaction when you plop a slice in your mouth. Taste buds fill in with the sweetness and sourness of the juices. Damian watches, and he doesn’t think twice when he leans down to capture your lips in his. You hum leaning further in until he pulls apart first. Damian licks his lips, tasting the faint fruit on his tongue.

“It does taste sweeter when it comes from you”

I’m so sorry I haven’t been posted lately.

My weakass has been getting cold after cold for the past month. And hopefully this will be my LAST fever of the year ☹️.

#damian al ghul #damian wayne #damian wayne x reader #damian al ghul x reader #damian x reader #robin x reader #damian scenarios

[konigsblog]

❗️❗️❗️❗️ 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤤🤤🤤🤤

Yo, okay, let's combine a couple posts into one:

Kidnapper!Konig (or Simon, or Price, or---) has his darling, who's finally submit to him and his will... Has her get her nipples and clit pierced, as a sign of ownership. Like a collar, but more permanent 👁w👁 nyaaaa~ and his favorite pastime, whenever he's bored, or just yknow, wants to, he just plays with them. Doesn't let up until he's satisfied, doesn't matter how long it's been, she's his, they're (her clit/nipples) his, so they stay in his mouth or fingers until he's done, damn it! Don't MAKE him tie you to the bed again, he WILL do it! 🫵

DUB-CON/NON-CON, guilt tripping, SOMNOPHILLIA.

but he just loves to have ownership of you!

you just need to prove yourself to him, to show him how much he means to you. otherwise, he'll just have to guilt trip you by crying and sobbing, blaming you for his tears until you give in and allow him to piece any place he wishes.

he pierces both your clit and your sensitive nipples, just so he can play with them! he knows it's selfish and horrible to do, so that he can play with your body and use it as a toy for his own satisfaction... but you just look so good with tears in your waterline and your nipples and clit pierced.

sucking at your clit all day, your juices on his chin, sucking at your pierced clit until you're numb and raw, and he's covered in your arousal. könig adores to suck at your nipples, lifting your shirt up slowly and attaching his lips your hardened nubs, telling you to keep your eyes on the television so you're not whiney or distracted by his sucking and lapping.

or you'll wake up to him falling asleep on your chest, drooling all over your nipple, your piercing glistening from his saliva :( you also notice his hands down your panties, teasing your clit and rubbing your slit throughout his sleep, mumbling and groaning when he presses his hard, huge boner against your tight ass.

#orla speaks #konig x reader smut #konig x you #cod konig #konig cod #konig mw2 #konig call of duty #könig #könig call of duty #cod imagine #könig x reader #könig cod #könig mw2 #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere headcanons #yandere

[pastel-peach-writes]

Caitvi x reader who's basically a dumb blonde (and very clumsy) at points but is smart in a few specific things you wouldn't expect (you choose what they are^^) they're kinda like Elle woods from legally blonde if yknow what I mean,! Thanks for doing caitvi requests they hardly exist!^^

Hi! This request is no problem and of course! I started making these caitvi posts because they barely exist and i was DYING for content. love to hear that you're enjoying them!

"How Do You Know That?" | CaitVi x Reader

╰┈➤ PLOT: Headcanons of Caitlyn and Vi with a clumsy, ditzy, yet smart in unique ways partner <3

╰┈➤ WARNINGS: Cursing, Clumsy Ass Reader, A Lot Of F-Bombs(Vi), Cute Ass Reader, Sleepy Vi, Hard-Worker Caitlyn, Not Proofread, No Y/N

⍣ ೋ Enjoy!⍣ ೋ

– okay, caitvi would never call you dumb. never.

– they like to think of you as, maybe a bit ditzy and a klutz. most definitely a klutz.

– you can't even make a pot of coffee without spilling the coffee ground everywhere.

– and don't get them started on how many times they found a sticky counter and had to clean it after you poured juice into a cup.

– they didn't mind your clumsiness though.

– it was cute and endearing and you were their klutz. (and the audience awhs.)

– anyways

– the only time they may get upset at your clumsiness is when you three are on stealth missions.

– for vi, it was like working with powder again.

– she had to make sure you were okay and preferred to walk behind you. however, she hated when you walked too far.

– "hey, be careful. you never know who or what's out there." "I'll literally be fine. you worry too much--" and there you go almost falling into a manhole.

– thank god for vi's fast ass reflexes.

– while it reminds vi of simpler times, (working with you on stealth missions), it reminds caitlyn of the painful days when she had to train trainees.

– most were incompetent, clumsy, and downright scaredy cats.

– no judgment to you if you're any of those things.

– it was different with you of course. but the slip-ups often reminded her of a trainee who made the same slip-up you did and suddenly she turned away trying to maintain her composure.

– anyways, your ditziness

– i personally believe everyone has their dumb blonde moments. some just have more than others.

– you have yours over the most basic things

– like almost taking a hot pan out of the oven or letting a plastic utensil sit dangerously close to an open flame.

– if caitlyn wasn't in the kitchen working, she was sure you'd burn the house down.

– another ditzy moment would be drinking a water bottle upside down, going to eat a random piece of pie because a man gave it to you, and running headfirst into a room full of mirrors.

– yeah. that shit hurt.

– adding onto your clumsiness, you'd trip and fall on your own two feet

– though your ditziness often shows in your actions and not your words, caitlyn and vi found themselves shocked on a random tuesday night at three am when you're asking them questions only a 7-year-old would think of.

-

"do you think dinosaurs poop? what color would it be?" you asked. you were in the middle of the bed with vi on your right and caitlyn on your left.

vi was resting on her side, seemingly knocked out cold. caitlyn was reading a book with her personal book lamp on. she made sure it was on dim so she wouldn't disrupt your sleep. you can imagine her startle when you spoke out of the blue.

"wh-what?" caitlyn stammered. she glanced over to you. maybe you were sleep-talking. sure, that's a weird ass phrase to say while asleep, but every sleep talker says dumb shit sometimes.

you glanced back at her, eyes wide open and dazzling with curiosity. "i mean, each dino species had a different diet and habitat. do you think based off their diets and habitats, their poop would smell different and have different colors?"

caitlyn couldn't even fathom an answer. her mind literally went blank. luckily for her, vi chipped in on the opposite side of the bed. her voice raspy and low. she was obviously asleep, but the quiet chatter woke her up. "babe, what the fuck are you talking about?"

"dinos!" you exclaimed. vi shushed you as she turned over to face you.

"why the fuck are we talking about dinos?" she squinted in your direction. even though caitlyn's light wasn't bright in the slightest, it was like the fucking sun compared to the darkness that was previously behind vi's eyes.

"and why do you know so much about their habitats and diets?" caitlyn chimed. she closed her book, but kept a hold of her light. she loved seeing how your eyes sparkled with wonder and how the corner of your lips upturned as you spoke about your random dinosaur inquiry.

"um, because it's common knowledge."

"no, the fuck it's not." "who said that?"

you blinked. all your life you knew just about everything about dinosaurs. you knew their DNA buildup, and bone structure, which dinos had more genetic tissue than the other. you were asking them a simple question and they didn't know?

sat up, your eyes shift between them. Vi is on the urge of falling back asleep and caitlyn is patiently waiting on the answer to her question. with a giggle, you shook your head. "you guys are so funny. anyways, i think the herbivores' poop is more green than the others because of their plant-based diet-"

"ugh, just go to sleep!" vi wrapped her arms around your waist and pulled down. with your back now on the mattress and giggles escaping from you once again, violet puts her head on your chest. "you talk too much. it's sleepy time and caitlyn, turn off that light for the love of god."

not phased by her sleepy crankiness because she's in love with her, caitlyn turned off the light with a slight chuckle. she's finally snuggled under the covers and joined the cuddle pile.

-

– since then, caitlyn and vi discovered you know a lot about some random shit

– (and that your interesting factoids were attractive as hell)

– the random shit includes space (most specifically black holes and speed of light), color theory, engineering but with the most unethical supplies, and murder mysteries (real and fake).

– you always surprise them with your random thoughts.

– sometimes you're trying to share knowledge and other times you're asking questions to see if they have the answer.

– no matter the question, no matter the topic, they're amazed you know all of this crap.

– this person who falls up the stairs, chokes on mouthwash, and literally wore their pants backward for a full day is asking their partners if they know about the space-time continuum.

– in vi's words, "um, what the fuck?"

– that being said, they love that big clumsy, ditzy brain of yours with random facts.

– vi call your their "fun fact calendar" because every day, you have a new fact about your selected topics.

– i've said this before and i'll say it again, they absolutely adore you and your wackiness

– it even helps when finding jinx.

– "yeah, it was easy because she used these colors, and while this means one thing in color theory, in color psychology it actually means--"

– "-- wait, wait. when did you pick up color psychology?"

– "last week! :D"

– both, in perfect unison: "you never fail to amaze me."

WC: 1,126

#pastel-peach-writes #gender-neutral terms #pastel peach writes #gender neutral terms #arcane fanfiction #lesbian #caitlyn arcane #vi arcane #cait x vi #vi x caitlyn #caitvi #caitlyn fanfic #caitlyn x vi #caitlyn kiramman #arcane #league of legends #vi fanfic #violyn #vi x you #vi x reader #caitlyn x reader #caitvi x reader #caitvi fanfic #caitlyn x you #arcane x reader #arcane x you

[sinner-sunflower]

A HH Lucifer-centric AU 20/?

PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 11, PART 12, PART 13, PART 14, PART 15, PART 16, PART 17, PART 18, PART 19, PART 21, PART 22

Like ketchup. Slowly then all at once.

Radioapple!

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Lucifer still feels like he's underwater, floating where the current takes him. He thinks he's dreaming because his eyes refuse to open all the way.

At least he isn't burning anymore.

It's mostly quiet, the only sound he can hear is the sloshing of the water.

It's calm. He doesn't know how long has it been since he's been calm in the quiet without company.

Once in a while though, he hears voices. The waves carry them in weird intervals and he tries very hard to think who is talking.

'You'll be okay, Luci.'

'I'll do everything to make you comfortable and back to full health.'

'AN HONOR TO SERVE YOU, SIRE. DO GET BETTER. I SHALL GIVE YOU THE BEST SERVANT THE GOETIA CAN PROVIDE.'

'Big bro, if you wake up now, I'll give you a lifetime supply of my juice!'

'Okay fine, I'll change Looloo Land's name fo real, yeah?'

'You need to meet Fizzie still, Luci.'

'Don't worry sir! I didn't touch a single duck in your room when I cleaned it. No more bugs though!'

'Zestial and I give our deepest gratitude in behalf of the overlords, Your Majesty.'

'Charlie is a fast learner.'

'Oh, Your Majesty, do wake up. I don't think I can take any more of Alastor's not-rambling. I love me some romance but whooowee, a woman has her limits, yknow!'

'I don't think I can eva' thank ya enough fo' setting me free, short king.'

'Pretty badass, your kingness.''

'I want to get to know you still sir.'

'Darling, do come back to me now. I miss you so. And do not listen to any of Rosie's lies.'

'Dad, please wake up. I need you.'

The last voice caused the calm waters to turn into a whirlpool and he feels himself being pulled down. A bright light appears in front of him, illuminating the deep, dark waters. And for a moment, just a moment, he thinks- no it couldn't be;

He reaches out a hand to touch but as soon as it did, he was propelled to the surface.

Lucifer wakes up slowly and then all at once. The King blinks in confusion and trying to get his eyesight to clear. A blurry figure of white is the first to greet him; no face but it's smiling?

'Father?'

Charlie: Dad!

Huh?

Lucifer: Charlie?

He winces at the state of his voice. Did he scream himself sore? He tries remembering what happened and-

The roots.

Roo.

A ritual.

Charlie.

Hell.

Sloth.

Goodie.

The deal.

A prophecy.

A sudden pain stabbed his head which caused him to groan.

Lucifer: Shit!

He forces himself to sit up just to relieve it a little. A rubbing hand on his back grounds him a bit. Looking up, he came face-to-face with his daughter. His sweet, lovely, Charlie.

Charlie: Woah, Dad. Take it easy. Here have water and some pain meds. Aunt Bel left it here just in case.

He doesn't need to be told twice as he took the pill, noting the bitter taste in his mouth. Pride be damned (ha! get it?), he just wants the pain to go away.

Charlie is still fussing and talking a million miles per hour and Lucifer doesn't have the heart to make her stop even though his head is about to split in half.

Maybe Charlie will forgive him if he snaps right now. Thankfully that doesn't happen as a new person comes to enter his room.

Alastor: Charlie, dear, I think your father would appreciate a quieter room.

Charlie: - Oh, Al! Right! Sorry, dad.

Lucifer: It's okay, applepie. Can you also dim the lights a bit?

Alastor: Charlie, might I ask of you to get food for your father? There should be some leftovers still.

Charlie: O-oh I- Sure, Al! Be right back, dad!

As soon as she left, Alastor moves to Lucifer's bedside. Lucifer follows his movements and only then does the King realize the insane amount of flowers taking up every space in his room. And then he realized that Alastor has some in his hands too.

Lucifer: What's all this?

Alastor: Why, tokens from your loved ones and dearest citizens. These ones are of mine.

The Radio Demon points at the golden Marigolds. Lucifer observes the other flowers and sees that every bunch has atleast a few Marigolds tucked in them.

Did.. did Alastor put them there so he could have the most flowers given? What a possessive bastard.

His endearment must be obvious in his face because Alastor huffed- freaking huffed!

Alastor: Whatever you are thinking, it is simply nonsense.

Lucifer puts his hands up in a mock surrender.

Lucifer: I didn't say anything.

Alastor: Good.

Alastor can be so cute when he wants (or not want?) to be. His lover? partner? Yeah, partner, sits down by his side, letting Lucifer lean onto his shoulder.

He's not soft like Lilith but Lucifer feels just as content. The sin of Pride stares at his arms that is now covered in runes he doesn't understand, no longer just plain black. Roo really did a number on him- her powers were far too strong it basically altered his appearance. He's more demon now than he was ever an angel. He doesn't know how to feel about that.

Alastor: Some things are to be discussed, right, Your Majesty?

Lucifer: Mmm. Yeah. But- I can't. Not right now. I'm not sure if I can.

Alastor: That's alright, mon ange. We are not in a hurry. We have our afterlife.

Lucifer bites his lip and holds Alastor's hands in guilt. This is a burden he must carry himself. What's inside him... it would be more dangerous if anyone else knew, especially Heaven. It's better to think of it as a wild card than a ticking time bomb.

Alastor hums a tune that makes him sleepy again. He doesn't remember falling asleep but he does vaguely recall being laid down again. He remembers a feeling of a kiss on his forehead, something brushing his cheek and moving his hair.

A nice calm before the storm.

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Charlie took so long cos she wanted to heat it up but the microwave is missing?? (Alastor's doing)

Next chapter, Luci will wake again and have a talk with Charlie

Just wanted to get some Radioapple in there.

#hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin lilith #hazbin vaggie #hazbin cherri bomb #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin nifty #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel cherri bomb #hazbin hotel niffty #radioapple #duckiedeer #appleradio #alastor and lucifer #lucifer x alastor #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #lucifer centric #lucifer harem #hazbin au

[daresayhber]

girls can have a little patricide, as a treat

these were drawn for my visdev class, of which the prompt was "take an existing IP and make either a prequel or sequel to it" and I interpreted that as "make your fanfiction real"

So of course I did Bad End Theater, and I based this entire project on a throwaway line that the Overlord says she killed her father to take his throne.

I also had to follow class guidelines on canvas size and all that so these aren't in the ratio of the original game, and I tried my best to replicate the art style but I know I didn't achieve perfect nami'fied proportions

Only being able to use 5 colors was really challenging but also rewarding. I came up with the red being the father's color palette, and I had been calling her the Heiress while working on this, before she yknow. Killed her dad

I wrote these scenes in the style of the game to get the brain juices flowing, and MAYBE if I'm motivated enough I'll draw all the frames and actually produce the full story idea I have... no promises tho

#bad end theater #bad end theater fanart #bad end theater overlord #fanart #fanfiction #digital art #cw blood #i feel like im forgetting tags but this is all i can think of rn #is the read more not working? the post says its there but on viewing the post its nonexistent to me

[zahluvsbillkaulitz]

can u pls do 2007 tom and f!reader having an angry love confession that ends up with sex but it's the f!readers first time doing it? btw i love ur writing sooo much!! 🤍

a/n : OKAY ^_^

warnings: smut, p in v, oral (f! receiving), unprotected sex, readers first time, cringy idk

story under cut

you and tom have been in the same school for a while now like 3-4 years but you DEPISE him now, the reason you hate him so much because back in 2006 you guys used to be friends until he completely ignored you for no reason .

you just got out of school and you were walking home, as u were walking home tom decided to join you and started walking with you, “heyy” tom said, you rolled your eyes and scoffed “what do you want tom.” you replied rudely and started walking faster, he ran to catch up with you “so how have you been??” he said while smiling, “tom what do you want, we havent talking in two years because you wanted to ignore me and now your finally talking to me?” “look im sorry- i ignored you for a reason and im so so sorry.” tom replied to you as yall got closer to your house.

you guys arrived at your house after ur screaming and toms apologizing the whole way there “bro tom why the fuck would ignore me and finally talk to me after 2 years why, i just dont get it?” your eyes watered and you tried to blink it away, he tried to tell you the reason but he just couldnt say it “yknow what forget it” you tried to close the door but he stopped it with his foot and he took a deep breath, “can i just tell you why i ignored you?” you opened the door again and waited, “ok so, i ignored you because..” “because?!” you rushed him, about to slam the door on him “tom hurry up im about to slam th-“ he blurted out before you could finish speaking “i ignored you because i liked you and didnt know how to tell you!” you didnt know to say and just stood there.

your jaw dropped and you tried to speak but you couldnt, and you couldnt help yourself as your lips crashed onto his and his hand grabbed your waist, you walked backwards and he closed and locked the door behind yall. he pushed u onto the wall and moved his head near your neck and nibbled on your neck. your eyes widened and gasped. he picked you up and held you by your hips and walked to your bedroom and dropped you on the bed.

he lowered his body to kiss all over you and finally try to pull your pants down and you shook your head “wait tom- tom tom tom.. its” he looked at you confused “your first time??” he asked and tilited his head as you nodded “nice for me to take it.” he joked and your rolled yours eyes “just- i dont know ill be gentle first.” he never took a girl virginity that’s why he didnt know what to do, he lowered his head down and started to rub her clit “tell me if your uncomfortable and want me to stop.”

you bit ur lip and nodded as he went faster you moaned but covered ur mouth as he went faster, his finger then went down to your slit and he slipped his finger in and she winced “tell me if im going to fast - okay??” “okay- okay” your mouth widened and you uncovered your mouth, moaning louder. he went faster then finally lowered his head to her clit and licked her clit as you grabbed his head and your head threw back, he held your thighs open so u couldnt close them , he kept licking and sucking your clit (that word is so weird im sorry 😔) you finally felt it “fuck tom! im- im cumming!” you fianlly came on his tongue as he licked your juice s (WHAT?) and groaned, he then went to go up to you and suck your nipples and play with the other one

you bit your lip and moaned once more, he stopped and unbuckled his pants and took them off, along with his underwear and he slipped it in and little and waited for her to adjust, after a few seconds u finally adjusted and he slipped it in all the way, going slow at first and picking up the pace after every thrust “tell me if u want me to stop baby.” u nodded and he rubbed your clit with his thumb. after lots of thrusts you guys finally gotten closer and closer “shit.. tom!” you whined and came as he pulled out and finished on your stomach.

he picked you up and held your hips and kissed you and smiled “you did so good for me for your first time baby” he chuckled “i hate you, tom” you hit him softly and smiled and hugged him, “cmon ____ lets get you cleaned up baby.” he got up and walked to the bathroom and started the shower, holding you the whole time.

a/n: JUST A LIL SMTH SMTH B4 THE REST OF MY SMUT COMES OUT ^_^ AND ALSO FIRST SMUT SO DONT MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT 😔

#tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel #dakluvstomkaulitzbff #tom kaulitz #smut #2000s #2007 #first smut #love yall #mwah <3 #<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3