#yes connor too

[jimmymushroomisdead]

honestly everyone in dear evan hansen is just punchable in one way or another (zoe is an exception)

#dear evan hansen #musicals #especially evan #yes connor too

[wingedshoes]

shiv saying I was hoping it was mom in a small, inconsistent voice while saying she knew it was dad. sobbing and calling for "daddy" as if she's 12. because mom left, caroline was never there logan had custody. he gave them what slivers they grew up with-

#im actually so broken over the four of them #YES CONNOR TOO #jesus what horrible people and what horrors they've felt #succession

[teecupangel]

Normally, Desmond is sent back in time to mess with things.

But what if it wasn't him?

Like, maybe Desmond couldn't go back in time himself but he could, in the split second he touched the apple, send someone else.

What if one of his ancestors went back in time? (Upon their deaths or something.)

I imagine a young Altair (who might be using a fake name) running around Italy with a tired Ezio following like a worried mother hen. (No, Claudia, he is not hovering he is just concerned) He ends up taking Altair under his wing (No, Claudia, it is not adoption.)

Or maybe Altair ends up in Bayek's time, Oh! Or Connor in Ezio's time. (Edward and Ezio would either get along badly or be too powerful if they were together in the same time period.)

These boys ruin the timeline and somehow save the world/future by simply stumbling through everything with no clue what's going on. and of course the power of friendship and really sharp blades.

Desmond and Clay are laughing their asses off in the afterlife as their ancestors destroy centuries worth of carefully calculated plans. (They might also manipulate things a little to help.)

And the time traveling ancestors for the most part, are doing the best they can in their current situation.

They are freaking the fuck out the whole time but are excellent at hiding it.

Poor Ezio.

(No, Altair, you can't kill that person because that have information we need, yes, I'm sure, Claudia don't encourage him.)

Well… How about we add some… ‘order’ to the chaos?

Desmond only had a fraction of a second to send his ancestor back in time.

And he hesitated.

He didn’t know which one to send.

Should it be Altaïr? Altaïr always felt like he would find out what to do even if he was given only minimal clues.

But Ezio was his prophet, the one he had been with the longest…

Ratonhnhaké:ton though… he deserves answers. He deserves the truth.

And when he woke up…

In that endless sea of gray…

The first word he heard were…

“’Morning. Which fucked up timeline do you want to hear first?”

Desmond sat and blinked as Clay stood before him, arms crossed with a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes.

“Uuuhh…”

“Do you want to hear about how Edward Kenway managed to save his grandson and his grandson’s mother from the fires that should have killed her?” Clay asked before adding, “Oh… and he’s learned that his son’s a Templar by the way. At least, one of his old friends believe he’s actually Edward Kenway. If you think the Kenway Family Drama is bad when you were reliving Connor’s memories, then you gotta see the top tier drama that’s happening with Edward and Haytham right now.”

“Or maybe you want to hear about how Connor got kicked into Ezio’s time? He has no idea what’s happening but he got appointed as Federico’s combat instructor. He knows jackshit, by the way, about the tragedy that’s about to happen but, hey, at least Giovanni believes he’s an Assassin from another country or something. Oh.” Clay rubbed his chin as he added, “Connor doesn’t like how close Giovanni is with the Medici by the way. Lorenzo reminds him a bit of Washington or maybe he’s projecting, who knows?”

“Maybe you’ll like to know how your dear prophet is doing? Well, he’s doing badly in preserving the damn timeline that’s for sure. Let’s see… he got in touch with Alamut and managed to bluff his way into making them believe he’s the mentor of a destroyed Assassin branch from the crusader lands, he got the mentor’s permission to make his own branch in Levant, made a deal with said mentor to become a thorn in Al Mualim’s side and find out what he’s hiding, adopted Altaïr and even went as far as adopt Abbas because he believed he could ‘change’ things.” Clay was quiet for a moment before he added, “Oh and his branch is in the underground temple in Jerusalem so he has the Apple with him already.”

“Then there’s Altaïr.” Clay said with such… annoyance Desmond was actually afraid of what Altaïr had done. Clay rubbed the side of his forehead as he started, “See, they can only be transported into what counts as their past so we can’t have something like Altaïr being pushed into his future in Ezio’s time or something. And, since your only instruction to the Moraes was to ‘change the past’, they had to improvise with Altaïr considering he’s more or less the starting point. They had to pick another one of your ancestors who was important to your past and this world’s future so…”

“Altaïr’s been sent to the time of the Isu-Human war and his knowledge of the POEs and getting unconstrained access to the POEs at their full power… well… let’s just say…” Clay’s tone was drier than the desert as he said, ���The Isus didn’t know what hit them.”

Desmond could only stare at Clay as he said.

“Soooo… which one do you want to contact first as their ‘patron’?”

#look I know I could have pushed altaïr to aquilus’ timeline who is a confirmed desmond ancestor #or to esio’s timeline who while not confirmed could be ezio’s ancestor #but the idea of altaïr #just fucking the isus over #by becoming the shadow king #behind eve and adam’s revolt #was too funny to pass over #and yes #that patron bit is meant to be a reference to dnd warlocks XD #they all got transported #after their death #with a body at the peak of their 'prime' #ask and answer #assassin's creed #desmond miles #altaïr ibn la'ahad #ezio auditore #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #edward kenway #clay kaczmarek #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 82

Lex Luthor is admittedly, a very petty man. A very petty man who absolutely despises a certain kryptonian. So what if he made a clone- the alien got mind controlled practically every other week, could anyone blame him for being concerned?!

He’s more than a little annoyed that said clone was stolen from Cadmus, even though they had assured him repeatedly that they knew what they were doing. Trying to steal Gotham’s cryptid’s child was not a good idea- even he knew that! So of course they take the clone and the kryptonian discovers said clone and… rejects it. Huh. He should probably take advantage of that. 

But he is a petty man. 

If the alien is going to reject the child then he’ll just have to prove to be the better father. He’ll of course be the best father, if only to shove it in the other’s face. Really, how hard could it be?

#dcu #dc #prompts #petty dad au #Luthor: Ah yes I shall take advantage and prove that I am superior in parenting #Luthor: Obviously if I help make the clone sympathetic to humans that is advantageous #Alexander “Lex” Luthor: Oh you wish to be called Connor? Certainly we can put it on your birth certificate even #young justice #lex luthor #connor kent #kon el #superboy #superman #Tim who forced Batman to adopt him: Oh finally an adult that I can bitch about my bio parents about with #Tim: Bruce gets all weird and sad when I try to roast them like being left alone isn't that weird #Bart: No idea what's going on here I was dragged to this way too fancy penthouse for breakfast #Bart: But I'm not going to say no to free breakfast #Connor: I am not doing villain things- i'd have to fight my friends! #Connor: I won't say no to the cash and free stuff and being petty tho

[dennisboobs]

i think im preaching to the choir with this one but i am. really fucking mad. anyone who's on here and sunnytwt i am BEGGING you to stop being fucking weird. you can in fact. not do the same shit that these idiots are doing. it's ok.

#im fucking. talking about compiling a fanzine to show glenn how much we appreciated him taking time to talk with fans & answer questions #and then these idiots #quite frankly idgaf how much money you think he has or how famous he is #treating an actual human being like this is disgusting #unlike kit connor he's a grownass man and ive no doubt he can handle it #but that list is so fucking gross and biphobic and all of this is just. its been going on on twitter for too long #behave!!!! behave!!!!!! you are not fucking normal!!! #ada speaks #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #yes its getting main tags im sick of you fuckers

[okiroash]

cornana 💥 and other things from aggie :headinhands:

#ghost trick #ghost trick spoilers ? #touch detective #connor #cornstalker #sissel #inspector daria #bad boy funghi #< yes I'm tagging him too hes special #SPOILER NAME COMING UUP #yomiel #👁‍🗨! #I need these two blasted into space please

[hamartia-grander]

Even MORE detroit become human characters as textposts, for your viewing pleasure

+ Bonus:

#Dbh characters as textposts #dbh #dbh memes #dbh connor #dbh markus #dbh kara #dbh north #dbh simon #dbh gavin #help I made myself cry laughing making the last set #it's so perfect too bc Markus is literally holding a 'metal tube' and then he KILLS Connor WITH the metal tube it's so funny #I accidentally got the perfect screenshots #anyways #I also love imagining Markus and Connor fighting over the DUMBEST shit ever like they'll be totally fine w each other #and then all of a sudden they're arguing over what kind of sensory overload is better #or whether or not snow is beautiful #and they'd get so unnecessarily heated about it #and everyone's like wtf you guys it's not that serious #and they're both like FUCK YOU YES IT IS!

[iwonderwh0]

At this point I just project on dbh something that's going in the really different direction than original, but fuck it, it's my blog

I realise it's kind of ooc, but Man do I love the idea of Hank getting unnerved enough into feeling small, fragile and insignificant next to a seemingly weaker-looking Connor. I love the idea of him, initially snarky and confident about something (that he's so convinced to know more about) getting less and less sure the longer Connor is around to prove him just by how much he's mistaken. I'm a sucker for their hostile dynamic, and it's probably due to the context of recent ai news I like making Hank into a projection of this dreadful feeling of personal insignificance, when your "uniquely human" qualities, creativity and skills suddenly turn out to be replicable (or at least convincingly mimicked) by an artificial manmade creation that although was made to serve, you're not the end user to benefit from it, you're the one to loose your faith and sense of purpose instead. You don't want this fucking thing at all.

Hank who expects Connor to be a certain way, and then the reality of how he actually is, specifically how he can pass human better than some actual real people ever could, simultaneously is better and much much worse than Hank could imagine, as instead of finding a proof that an android is nothing more than a soulless animated piece of matter, he wonders if he himself had even really been anything but.

#(yes I'm thinking of my au and at this point just using those characters because I got too used to them #and haven't really (yet) changed them enough to call them ocs) #connorank #dbh hank #dbh connor #dbh

[unmotivatedartistry]

kinda thing i thought of

Even though in canon, most likely this wouldn't end up happening but what if Hank thought that originally, when (if) Connor deviated, that he'd hate him and etc etc because he, by technicality, was his owner and sorta wasn't all that nice in the beginning. Sure, he got better, but he wouldn't admit that to himself, and end up thinking Connor would leave him when he deviated.

Why? Because most deviants left their originally work areas and owners and seemed to resent them when Hank saw it in the cases he and Connor did. And, in this like, au, vision, headcanon, idea, whatever, Connor was pretty cold when he first met Hank which made Hank a little bit of an asshole towards him before Connor started to like.. grow into being alive lol. So, naturally, Hank assumes the minute Connor deviates and actually is alive and has choices that he'd hate Hank for being an asshole and abandon him, right? Correct.

And so he lives like this the entire rest of Connor's pre-deviation. (This like, thought process was especially significant after the Bridge scene.) This like, trying not to get attached to Connor even though he kept seeing him like Cole because he knew he'd leave him ("knew"). He didn't want to feel like he lost a friend, a son, Cole again.

When he saw Sixty come, he knew it wasn't Connor. He knew Connor deviated. He thought Connor had left him. It took all he had not to just fucking re-experience the grief of losing someone again.

Even though they weren't that close, it was just something between the two. (found family go brrrr) Something that made them feel close, like family almost.

Seeing Connor in the Cyberlife Tower felt like a relief. But seeing how he tried so desperately to defend Hank, it shattered his entire world-view. He spent a good portion of knowing Connor thinking he'd leave him after becoming an actual person, but now he was faced with a completely different option. Maybe Connor did care about him?

He'd never admit that he probably cried afterwards. Probably happy to see Connor again and have that one shred of hope. Of course he acted normal (ish) in the tower, had to. Couldn't let Connor know this revelation was happening now.

Seeing Connor after the whole revolution, that fucking hug fucking broke him. Because he thought he'd never see Connor again. He thought Connor woulda hated him afterwards. Turns out, he didn't. Turns out, the dude actually likes him. Wow. Hank never thought that was possible. Especially after how much he hated androids.

Even after Connor was clearly a deviant, even after Connor clearly expressed how he wanted to stay friends with Hank after the revolution, Hank couldn't seem to accept it. He banged into his head that Connor would've left him and now? What else was he supposed to do?

But god DAMN did Connor freak out when he found out. Y'know, imagine finding out that someone who you care about so much and see as a father figure thought you'd leave them.

And Connor managed to work it out with Hank. Probably. Because you don't want to ruin your amazing relationship with your dad basically because of preconceived ideas that can be resolved.

Also might make a comic with this later. Just to overload myself even more with work!

#i come up with these in the shower and then type them out at like 10pm-12am so im sorry if this is mildly inconsistent #also me projecting hard onto characters i like go brrrrrr #connor rk800 #connor dbh #dbh connor #hank anderson #hank dbh #dbh hank #hank and connor #hank and connor father and son dynamic #first time i projected onto hank lol. usually its connor #poor dudes lol #i feel like connor would be heartbroken thinking the dude he thought of as a dad thought he woulda left him #i think he'd be upset because he didnt like the thought that he almost made hank go through the grief cole put him through again #dude mustve felt guilty until he resolved the entire thing #which he did #10/10 therapist - hank #10/10 son too - hank again #will i make a comic of this? maybe #is that a bad idea? yes #will i do it anyways? abso fucking lutely #my creativity peaks at night and causes me to make very inconsistent ideas that sound better in my head #and look better #i can never execute any of my ideas properly lmao #rip me #anyways #goodnight yall hope you like this shit haha #long post #simon says

[tricoufamily]

actually yeah one of my favorite hawthorneisms is how connor and jeremiah both look like judith but they don't look like each other

#the one character connor is taller than #i don't remember how to do cas photos with alpha hair i don't care #but yes anyway connor and jeremiah are half brothers jeremiah's about 4/5 years older connor hates him jeremiah doesn't hate connor #there's a lot of problems in this family there's too much to list in the tags judith shouldn't have had children #ts4 #connor #judith #jeremiah

[potato-jem]

when a conventionally attractive man shaves his head, perhaps i laugh a bit too loud and a bit too long, because why is everyone literally mourning

#yes this post is about kit connor #it's not that deep hair will go back etc. etc. #the only photo of it is also a bad angle so it might not even be that bad #watch how the 'omg you look like kit connor' comments directed at me just die off in these next few months while he looks like an egg LMAO #i bet if you got his paycheck for that war movie you too would shave your head ffs #kit connor #what’s going on in nero’s mind?

[teecupangel]

I know there's been a lot of stuff about the Assassins getting sent into the past, but what if they all got yeeted into the far off future? Yes, Desmond too. Imagine all of them suddenly finding themselves in Cyberpunk or something like that. Desmond might have the best luck at processing everything, but the rest? Oh boy...

That or Desmond in Cyberpunk with the assassins as engrams, which might be easier. It'd be pretty funny if they were all corporeal as well though

I was wondering if this was meant to be a general cyberpunk setting or if you meant Cyberpunk 2077 but then I read the engrams part and I’m gonna assume you meant a Cyberpunk 2077 AU.

You know what would be fun?

If this was a ‘failed’ attempt to resurrect Desmond.

We’ll set it in a highly advanced city ala Night City but not exactly Night City because we want our city to be under the control of Abstergo. We’re going for full cyberpunk dystopia here with Abstergo ruling the city in a mix of Cyberpunk 2077 + watch_dog Legion.

The city itself is kept under heavy guard so escape is high nigh impossible.

To twist the knife on the wound, the name of the city is New Monteriggioni.

That’s right. Abstergo has taken over Monteriggioni and has turned it into a bustling city.

And a high tech prison.

Now, we can go for either the ‘crimes and illegal activities are around the corner if you know where to look’ setup like Cyberpunk or the “the people have been indoctrinated by Templar propaganda” dystopia like in Captain Laserhawk, pick your poison.

The main point is that Desmond and the other Assassins wake up underneath Monteriggioni, in the Auditore crypt.

It’s no longer a crypt, though.

It’s been transformed into some kind of lab and workshop rolled into one.

And the first ones to wake up are Altaïr, Ezio and Ratonhnhaké:ton.

They wake up sitting on chairs that looked like a new version of the Animus, with the headset slowly sliding off. They are all sitting around an empty space with the Assassin insignia carved on the floor. Behind them are more chairs with other people seemingly sleeping while sitting with the headset covering half their faces.

The moment the headset completely slides off, a hologram appeared in the middle, showing an old man wearing white.

The man introduced himself as Elijah (no last name), a ‘benefactor’ of the Assassins. He gives them a brief background of the current situation:

The city is under Templar control, calling themselves Abstergo

Centuries have passed since their death

Their consciousness is based on the recovered DNA from their remains or something that held their DNA. The DNA sample was incomplete due to the age so Sample 17 and the data compiled by the Assassins were used to complete them so that each one of them would have memories up to their death.

Their bodies are called ‘dolls’ but they have been upgraded as well with an assistance module to help them understand the world around them without overloading their new ‘brain’. This assistance module shows up as a UI that only they can see with an access to the Brotherhood’s digital library (called a database) that can show them information if they request it using their mind.

“The Assassins have lost.” The hologram stated as he slowly paced around, waving his hand towards their direction as he continued, “This is their final Hail Mary.”

Their assistance module shows the info of what Hail Mary means in this context while the hologram stopped in the middle of the room, “They made a deal with me. In exchange for bringing you back, I was given complete control over the Brotherhood.”

“The three of you are the first ones to be awakened.” The old man stopped for a moment before correcting himself, “No. You will be the only ones to awaken. There’s no longer enough energy left in this place to wake the others.”

“That will be your mission.” The old man continued, “The assistance module will explain in details what kind of energy is necessary and where you can find it.”

“Your priority though…” The old man stepped to the side and another hologram appeared, showing a young man sleeping in some kind of… sarcophagus with a glass top?

“This is Desmond Miles.”

Ezio froze.

“At least…” The old man placed a hand on the glass, “This is Desmond Miles’ body, recreated by the Templars to control the city. This city’s security system is powered by POEs in different Abstergo facilities. Abstergo uses this body to control those POEs continuously.”

The hologram of Desmond disappears and the old man walked further to the side as the circle around the Assassin insignia on the floor slid open.

Another chair slowly ascended until it replaced the open hole left by the insignia as the old man continued, “Even if you get the energy and installed it here, they will not wake until this facility comes under Desmond Miles’ control. This is… my final security protocol.”

He stared at the chair as he continued, “Steal the body Abstergo is using and place it on that chair. That chair will upload all of Desmond Miles’ memories.”

“Only then will you be able to wake the others.”

He turned to face the Assassins once more as he said, “Once Desmond Miles has all his memories, he will know what to do.”

“Good luck.”

#ngl i knew cypberpunk first as a ttrpg #so my brain went “okay but what if ac au in blades in the dark kind of setting???” XD #yeah #their bodies are dolls #yes #I know what dolls are usually used for #that’s on purpose lollol #that does mean they have… #the complete ‘experience’ XD #i was thinking of the hologram being shaun #but 2077 is a bit too 'far' in the future for shaun #and i wanna add elijah XD #ask and answer #assassin's creed #altaïr ibn la'ahad #ezio auditore #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #desmond miles #elijah miles #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

[grinchwrapsupreme]

It actually does comfort me that Jesse Armstrong says the events of Succession have just been a detour in Roman's life and hes "right back where he started." I dont believe him, but it does comfort me.

#succession #succession finale #succession spoilers #roman roy #jesse armstrong #i dont care if he didnt learn anything i dont care if hes still an asshole with problems a therapist would quit over #i just care that he got out of the cage and without Logan and without Waystar theres no real way back into it for him #yes he will probably be subserviant his entire life and look for a new cage and a new master #but it wont be logan #and i doubt it will be kendall because kendall is too ruined by this #and roman still has shiv and connor and caroline to lean on but now without the context of the company #i think he'll be a fucking loser his whole life and i think thats the best he can hope for #if he gets a dom girlfriend or boyfriend i think he'll even be able to resist the cage in other aspects of his life #i hope he gets himself in at a new company based on his name alone and he fucks it up all over again but this time #without the looming paternal expectation #i think it would be good for him

[babybirbb]

fuck timkon, konbart is where it’s at

#i have made the wonderous discovery of konbart recently and it’s perfection #and yes i guess they could be a poly trio but also #tim’s my boyfriend so he’s too busy dating me /j #and yes this post is /lh #konbart #bartkon #kon kent #connor kent #superboy #bart allen #impulse #kid flash #young justice #yj #young justice comics #dc #dc comics #baby blurbbs

[dragonsdendoodles]

“Your point?”

“Just that you’re not the only one who thinks the Admiral needs some… restraining.”

#unwind #unwind dystology #connor lassiter #roland taggart #i hate that my brain imagines roland looking like finlay macmillan #roland is far too creepy for that he doesn’t deserve it #yes it is because he reminds me of movie enoch leave me alone #fucking hate roland i’m so glad he dies #dragon’s doodles

[covertblizzard]

hold on... jason was rose’s ex canonically... which means that damian hanging out with rose and connor is him hanging out with his older brother jason’s ex and an arrowfam member of jason’s age... like jason was hanging out with his older brother dick’s ex (kori) and an arrowfam member of dick’s age (roy)...

#jason todd #rose wilson #damian wayne #connor hawke #dick grayson #koriand'r #roy harper #mypost #dc thoughts #okay this is probably not a new revelation but i just realised it okay #and also i know rhato sucks and i hate it too but i JUST realised the parallels #it's GOTTA be intentional?? right????? #the dick-tim connection is the speedster-wonder-bat-arrow stuff and the jason-damian connection is the brother's ex-arrow stuff #(yes i'm counting cissie) #i actually only realised the rose-kori connection and realised the roy-connor connection while i was typing this #screaming #at least rose didn't get the kori treatment i guess T.T #both of these arcs being considered HORRIBLE like dc please listen just a little bit or something ugh #(tbf i think jason-kori and damian-rose teamup are not inherently terrible i just think dc did it terribly which is even more ugh)