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craykaycee · 4 months
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I need to infodump ab my Spiderverse DCA self-insert au-- siigh... *crawls back to my burrow*
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bitchofdarkness · 6 days
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😶 I wonder if the delulu girlies watching Queen of Tears realize that Eun-sung basically represents them.
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eluminium · 2 years
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A collection of out of context imp and skizz podcast quotes
this is from the leadership one these two...good god. what the fuck (<- meant on several levels and purposes mostly positive but also confused) --- “You tell me, when you think of a leader, what do you think of?” “Well, I think of you”
--- “I’ve always thought that theres three different approaches to leadership. Theres A, B, and C, and the C is rare and one almost nobody can do. It’s very rare, and those are the real thing. (Leader) A leads through fear [...]. And what happens is, when someone leads through fear, then you have all these people who are supposed to be following you and what they’re really trying to do is stay off your radar. But then you have Leader B who leads through inspiration [...] The second leader (style) makes it so that now they want you to notice them. They want to get on your radar. And when you’re leading people and they wanna be on your radar, you see amazing things happen. And the Leader C is the perfect combination of both. It makes it so they don’t want to upset you but they also don’t want to get off your radar, they want you to notice them but they really don’t want to let you down! [...]” “So, you’re a rare breed? [...] The whole time you were talking I’m like ‘okay, A B C, where did Skizz fall when he was my section leader of drumline in highschool?. [...]’  And I do remember there being a fear, but I also remember being very inspired and wanting to impress you and be on you radar, and have you notice me. But there was also a fear! Because it was a very diciplined thing that we had going on. And I didn’t want to let you down, I wanted you to be impressed with what I could do. And so, looking back, [...] My take is that you fall in the C category.” ---
“That’s a huge compliment!” “Yeah, I hope you can make it out of the door when we leave.” ---
“And I think- eugh- (various skizzleman sighs) I don’t know man- I don’t- It’s- I guess I’m a leader. I guess.” “You’re absolutely a leader!” “Well it’s hard to say it! It’s hard to say! But it feels good, and obviously this is weird because I put you on one heck of a pedestal so to hear you say those things is awesome. So it’s not like it doesn’t feel good or doesn’t give me a good ego boost!” ---
“Maybe I do have some leadership qualities! It just took that moment to realize that it doesn’t have to be a position, it just needs to be a feeling, almost. And finding the right words at the right time to inspire a mass, like you said. Like, I do have something in me! It’s there.” “Theres no question that you do! The fact that you had questioned that is laughable. Theres no question that you have leadership capibilities inside you.” ---
“It put me into a space where I started to hone in on leadership skills and then so, you tell me it’s category C which makes me- It does blow my head up, we’re gonna need to get some butter to get me out the door.” ---
“And then my sunglasses that were hanging on my shirt got sucked off my shirt and went outside. And me, in all my infinate wisdom, ‘oh i’m gonna get my sunglasses!’ And I go running out there, and the wind is brutal! I pick up my sunglasses and as I pick them up I realize a giant tree has been uprooted and is going (skizzleman WOOSH sound in imitation of wind) across the ground in front of me. And I’m all ‘Oh, this is not funny anymore.’. I turn around and you’re all looking at me and your faces are white, you’re inside and you’re like ‘GET IN HERE!’. And I start coming back and it took a LOT to get back into that door and it took like three of us to close the door.” ---
“But dude, I do remember you stepping up and that was actually probably my first week on drumline. That was my first week ever on drumline so probably like the third practice we had together and I was like ‘Wooow, this dudes a leader! I’m going to listen to every word he says and I’m gonna do my best to impress him and I am-...NOT gonna step out of line!’ So you had me, and you had the entire band and you’ve had a leadership skillset since that point, and probably before. And all the way to today you exuberate that in your current job, obviously, if your boss is asking you to do even more with it.“ --- “Cuz I was looking foward, because you brought me in on the third one in. And I was going to do what you did the year before. I was super nervous about it! You were thrusting me into a leadership role and I was super nervous about it. And I’m still too this day curious about what would have happened if that event had gone through.” “I’m gonna tell you exactly what would’ve happened, it’s the reason I brought you in. First of all, as of that moment, that was my event. I was the one running the entire thing. So everyone I was putting on the team was there for a reason, right. And the reason I brought in you to do the job I was doing was because I didn’t think you were gonna do as well as I did it, I knew for a FACT you were gonna raise the bar even higher. I knew you were going to! And for a couple reasons. One, you have incrediable ownership as it is and- this is- don’t go too deep in this but you’re just legitimetly smarter then me. You are. The things you understand from a technical level FAR superceed me. Now, I can take some solice in the fact that you actually are way above average in regards to that so it’s not like I’m an idiot, but...I was really good at it, but I knew as good as I am, he’s gonna be twice as good and he’s gonna elevate this program even more and on top of all that, I knew you were gonna love it. And you were gonna be so proud of it. Cuz I knew when you walked into The Grand Balroom and you saw the backdrop, you saw the animations that you drove, you saw all the stuff YOU made happen. That you drove and your vision became a thing, you were gonna look at it and be like: ‘look what i did!’. Because it really feels good! [...] It’s like this podcast! Like when I’m done editing I’m like ‘look at this! look at what we did!’ [...] I knew you were gonna love it and I knew you were gonna be great at it. Thats what would have happened.”  ---
“Yeah, maybe. I was nervous about it, I was super nervous about it cuz I was like ‘I don’t know if I can do this’ you know? So the whole time I was like ‘If this goes through...Am i gonna actually succeed?’ And I never got to find out because- stupid pandemic!
“What’s funny is that I had even said at one point- because you said to me ‘dude I can’t feel your shoes on this’ and I was like ‘yes you can, dude. Trust me. I’ll be right there the whole time but you’re gonna crush it too’ because I knew it was gonna happen.” ---
“The only reason I brought that up was because I was being put in a leadership position and I felt uncomfortable, right? I felt like I wasn’t prepared, I felt impostor syndrome, I felt all these things, and yet you still had 100% faith that I was gonna do just fine and knock it out of the park. So maybe the message there is that you can be uncomfortable as a leader” ---
“I’ve always had a resounding faith in you, I had all my money bet on you just absolutely knocking it out of the park. But more then anything, I wouldn’t have brought you in if I wasn’t so sure that you were gonna love it. I knew you were gonna love it.” ---
“At least it was one more thing you and I got to do together, and work on together. Because we were always looking for ways for you and I to work together in this company. And this was something we finally got a chance to do, or get started on anyway before it went upside down. That’s like- That’s our lives, looking for more ways to do stuff together. [...] Because we know what happens when do!” “It’s magic, man!” “It’s magic! Just like this podcast has been a magical experience, at least for us. I enjoy this every time, every week when we get together. And I look forward to it, like I start setting up all the microphones and stuff and I just start getting jazz’ed! I just can’t wait to sit down and have a conversation with you. Just hang out!” ---
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cray23artblog · 2 months
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oooookay, so maybe this is not what I promised like a month ago but look at how cool this oc is!
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lullabyes22-blog · 1 year
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Wait Silco was in the Academy's school if commerce............... HE'S A BUSINESS MAJOR???
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It all makes sense now, huh?
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duckuwu · 6 months
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i think that instead of spending your time hating on taylor or her fans (however those fans may be), you should spend your time enjoying something else instead. stop being a fucking asshole.
i'm only on the periphery, and i'm fucking done w/ the bullying and hate for, like, no fucking reason?! you don't like pop music, especially from white people? that's fine. you don't have to listen to them. you don't like seeing their posts on socmed? block them or mute if you're on another site. you're not going to stop someone from liking who they like (and how they like them) by shaming them, especially for no damn reason.
but i think humanity as a whole is having such a collectively shitty time right now having to deal with all the actual literal problems happening in the world, that making fun of people's happy place / comfort artist (and how they relate to that artist) is just, like, beyond shitty. you are a shitty person for doing so and exacerbating things.
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I am still (STILL) thinking about Mike 'x-ing up' for the two Las Vegas shows. Omg it just makes me want to ball my eyes out.
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Rafe went from cokehead entitled asshole to psychopath real quick in s1
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baconcolazz · 3 months
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insert a Google doc full of the thoughts that made me hit the walk -🥦
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djeterg19 · 1 year
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Trying to make an ornament and it uses the same cast on people use for toe up socks and why do people say this is easier that cuff down?
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allpromarlo · 2 years
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THE EVIL IS DEFEATED
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negrowhat · 4 months
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10 BL Boys that I Want Carnally
tagged by @kurosawascrowsfeet
Here are some of the BL Boys (not all of them) that could totally get the cheeks.
Tutor from Why R U? the Series. The fucking DOM that he was!
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Jeng (AKA Corporate Daddy) from Step by Step. The way I would let this man BREAK me in two...reassemble me...and then break me in half the other way.
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Tan from Manner of Death. Something about him being so upfront with his feelings, built like a wall, and a bonafide gangster that just makes me feral.
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Gao Shi De from We Best Love. He's soooo FOINE! He's a lil cray, a lil selfish, but all love.
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Jin Hong Seok from You Make Me Dance. Who doesn't love a mostly silent, strong DILF. (Unintentional Love Story stans if y'all haven't seen You Make Me Dance then go watch it)
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Fan Ze Rui from Keseki: Dear to Me. He's just soooooooooo fucking pretty!
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Kang Seo Joon from To My Star. I know he know some tricks! He been in the game too long. Just gotta get him some noise cancelling headphones.
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Phaya from The Sign. I want him to put me on the floor like he did Tharn.
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Payu from Love in the Air. A MOTHERFUCKING DOMMMMMMMMMM!
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King from Bed Friend. He's the one that will treat me like a goddess in bed.
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I'll tag: @itsanidiom @25shadesoffebruary @foralleternityidiot @ipromisedthesunset @prapaiwife @omarandjohnny @lurkingshan @fandomfairyuniverse and honestly whoever else sees this and wants to expose themselves because I'm mutuals with way too many BL/QL blogs
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hecateslore · 2 months
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I just want to make this clear, I don't write dark fics. Don't come into my inbox requesting it bc I will block you! So with that being said, I'm going share a couple of my thoughts and then I'm gonna shut up about it, So i'm warning you again, if you do not like that I'm against non-con or dub-con... BOOOO BITCH!
I saw this weird ass take that made my stomach turn reaaallll bad.
It was like "the cod characters kill for a living" "you can't be a moral police when they murder people" oh. you're one of them. (take that as you will idgaf.) Like y'all know in some cases murder can be justified, and so can robbery (but again they're characters out of a game like ????) . Like sometimes those two things are sacrifices people have to make in order to survive. Violating someone for your own personal satisfaction, is not the same thing. That shit is not excusable.
I heard something that rlly had me thinking and I was like "damn this is tumblr forsureeeee." Some of y'all lack discernment. It's kind of cray how bad y'all will do good people, just so you can do good by bad people, are you getting me? Im looking at you simonrileyscockring.
Like there is no way you will sit and let people romanticize r*pe, and then fucking attack when people voice their discomfort and I need some of you to realize, discomfort brings up anger and so many other emotions, It's discomfort. It's gonna do that, no one is rational when they're triggered or they feel uncomfortable, let's wake up peopleeee.
Especially when it's a touchy ass subject. I had to go on a unfollowing spree and at first I was really sad when some of my favorite writers blocked me, Like damn okay, but it just means y'all aren't seeing where some of us are coming from, so maybe we have to speak your guy's language.
And I'm not saying "oh these people are bad cause they write dub-con or non-con" whatever it's called, I'm just saying people who are ready to get behind a fucking canon and shoot bc of peoples obvious discomfort. You're weird, and there's a reason people are reacting the way they are. catch it.
And if you take this shit as a personal hit, then maybe you should start self reflecting.
peace!
Oh and let me add, yall are not gonna jump @ladygoth and you’re not gonna jump @albanskikoks !! They’re speaking their truth!!
Okay bye!!
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itsallaboutbl · 11 months
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y'all are going to excuse me but these 3 shots drive me cray cray 🥵
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christinecalella · 6 months
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A book recommendation for OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH fans!
Hey y'all! I know we're sad to be bidding goodbye to Stede and Ed (all my fingers are crossed for a Season 3 announcement) so I wanted to let the rest of the fandom know about my debut YA novel, a pirate adventure very much in the spirit of OFMD called THE FINAL CURSE OF OPHELIA CRAY (coming from Page Street YA on April 9, 2024).
THE FINAL CURSE OF OPHELIA CRAY is the story of two half-sisters, Ophelia and Betsy. Ophelia is the daughter of an infamous pirate queen, but she was raised alongside Betsy by their father. The local townspeople absolutely haaaaate her ass because they think she's cursed. Meanwhile, Betsy is a homebody and incredibly talented seamstress struggling with anxiety. Ophelia decides she'll be best-served by going to sea and making a new life for herself in the navy, but wouldn't you know it, the navy won't accept the daughter of a pirate.
Naturally, Ophelia does what anyone would do: she steals her sister's identity to join the navy anyway. As one does.
When a family crisis reveals to the navy that Ophelia's committed fraud, Betsy needs to conquer her many, many fears and take to the sea in order to warn Ophelia before she gets caught and hanged for her crimes.
On the way, the sisters make friends & enemies, battle in pistol duels & set ships ablaze, struggle through hurricanes and pirate attacks, travel to distant shores and magical islands, discover long-lost relatives and fall in love.
It's a story about sisterhood, legacy, and self-acceptance. Plus, it's chock full of queer characters and body-positive representation, just like OFMD! Ophelia is canonically aroace and Betsy is a plus-sized woman who finds true love at sea.
If any of this sounds up your alley, consider pre-ordering the book at any of the links below the Read More! Nothing helps first-time authors more so I'd really appreciate it. Til next time, crew-mates!
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-final-curse-of-ophelia-cray-christine-calella/1143329910?ean=9781645678724
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buckgasms · 2 years
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"Bunny & Clyde" The Bet
Sooooo y'all really like the previous Bunny and Clyde and my heart is so full ❤️ we are all sluts and I'm so fucking happy about it 😭
So I did another one... Hope you like it 😘
Warnings: Mob Bucky, Bunny is still cray, possessive Bucky, Is dancing for dolla a warning? Rough sex, cock warming, fingering, squirting..
Also dayum jlo
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You arrived at the club with Bucky in his fancy car. You had spent most of the journey straddling his lap, grinding against him as his hands smoothed over your body, his tongue explored your mouth. You both took turns biting and nipping at each other, your petulant attempt at dominance arousing and infuriating him all at once.
When the car came to a stop you were both breathless and horny. You pressed your forehead to his. "Urgh why did you have to work tonight? We could have gone to bed nice and early?" You pouted and wiggled your hips as he chuckled and pressed a kiss to your cheek. "I've gotta make money Bunny, keep you in those pretty dresses and shoes you like so much." You giggled and rolled your eyes, tugging at his shirt, "how much money is worth missing an early night with me?" He pulled you in for another kiss before moving to open the car door. "25 grand for one meeting ain't bad huh baby?"
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You dragged your heels as he lead you into the club and although you greeted everyone with a happy face, you weren't satisfied in the slightest.
When you reached Bucky's office you plonked yourself down in his chair and put your shoes up on his desk. Natasha who had joined you, and Bucky eyed you with amusement as you sat there pouting. "What's the matter Bunny?" Bucky asked, leaning on his desk to look at you. You paused for a moment and shrugged, "I can make 25 grand in a night.... It's nothing worth getting out of bed for... In my opinion." You shrugged again and looked at Natasha for support and she laughed, agreeing that Bucky was an idiot and perched on the arm of the seat, stroking your hair, making your purr at her. "I wouldn't leave any bed you were in, little Zayka." Bucky scowled and you smiled.
"I bet I can make more money than you tonight" you giggled at him and he frowned at you. Since you'd been his girl you hadn't been dancing because he was a jealous possessive man and you loved it. You spread your legs wider as you watched his face and Natasha chuckled behind you. "If I make more money than you tonight, I get your money and can do whatever I like with you all night long..." Bucky cocked an eyebrow, "and I get the same if I win?" You giggled, nodding as his eyes flicked to your heat and back to your devilish face. After a moment, and a big huff, he agreed.
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You kissed him goodbye as his guest arrived and rushed to the changing rooms to find yourself something to dance in and somewhere to top up your makeup.
You were greeted with hugs and squeals when your former colleagues saw you walk in and you explained your challenge against Bucky. Luckily one girl hadn't shown up so there was a slot on the main stage free for you to take in two hours time. That gave you time to work the crowd, offer some private dancers and earn some cold hard cash and beat Bucky.
You had never worked your ass so much in your life. You were the epitome of sexy as you floated through the club, bringing drinks, providing private dances and being the biggest flirt you could be, your sole focus to beat Bucky's grand total. It was a club full of rich and generous types, but you did worry you might have bitten off a bit more than you could chew when you'd finished your fourth private dance before your big number.
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You gave Natasha your tips to take care of while you changed and get yourself ready. As she sat at the bar and counted out your impressive stash of cash, Bucky joined her behind the bar and helped himself to a whisky. "How's my girl doing?" He said looking for you in the crowd, frustrated he couldn't see you immediately. "She's picked up ten grand" Natasha sounded impressed as she stacked up the cash as the music started pounding. "And I reckon she's about to pick up significantly more..."
You swayed onto stage as the cutest, sluttiness bunny anyone has ever seen. You wore a pretty pink lingerie set, sky high heels, some cute bunny ears and a little cotton tail, which no one could quite work out how it was staying in place.
You lip synced to your favourite dancing song, waving at some of your 'favourites' before your eyes caught Bucky's.
You twirled and spun around the pole and shook your body for the crowd as they whooped and cheered and threw cash onto the stage. Bucky stalked up to the stage and took a seat in front on you, and you couldn't help but giggle at his frowny face. The rest of the crowd didn't seem to realise who he was so they kept cheering and throwing money down as you spun round the pole before crawling along the floor towards him. You spun around giving him a perfect view of the bunny tail and how soaked you were at him watching you. Your dance finished with you laying in a pool of money, the crowd whooping and cheering as the lights went down. You glanced at Bucky who was clapping and stood up and leaned over you, slipping a note into your lacy bra and pressing a possessive kiss to your lips.
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You sat in Bucky's lap, his fingers dipping into your folds and playing with you as Natasha counted up your money. He was whispering all the things he was going to do to you because there was no way you'd beaten him. He was praising what a pretty bunny you were. How jealous he was that everyone had seen his Bunny dancing. You had promised him that no one had laid a hand on his Bunny and how you had been a good girl all night long.
He captured your lips in a soft kiss before Natasha slammed down your money on the table. "I'm amazed Bunny, I don't think I've seen a girl take this much cash in one night....ever." You bit your lip before smiling shyly at her, not being able to stop wiggling your bottom against Bucky's crotch. He rubbed your thighs and squeezed your tummy when Natasha got ready to make the announcement.
"Grand total.... $24,984..." She looked disappointed for you as you stared at her and gaped. "Are you sure Natty?" You whined and slumped back against Bucky as he pressed a kiss of commiseration to your cheek. Natasha nodded and stacked up the money and leaned over the desk to pinch your chin. "But you did amazing little Zayka" she cooed before leaving the office for Bucky to collect his winnings.
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An hour later you were home, back in bed, sat on Bucky's cock, he held you up by the throat as he fucked upwards slowly, mostly just forcing you to keep his cock warm for a moment, while he caught his breath.
Your pussy was throbbing and puffy from him previously making a claim to it, still furious at the idea of someone else even looking at your cunt. He had gagged you with your little cotton tail and your cheeks were soaked with tears.
"Imagine thinking you could beat me Bunny? What a stupid little cockslut you are... I'm the boss Bun Bun, let me try and help you remember hmm?"
He rolled you over, trapping your under his big body and he fucked you without mercy, your cotton tail gag falling from your mouth and you wailed, your hands clinging to his shoulders, nails digging into his skin and making him growl as you pressed harder and harder.
He pulled back, still pounding into you and you squealed. He squeezed your breasts and then placed a slap you your cheek. "Don't come Bunny. Hold it for me pretty baby, or I'll paint your ass red you hear me?"
You cried and moaned but squeezed your eyes shut and tried to think about anything other than how fucking good you felt. "Please Bucky, please.... Can't wait....please, please" you begged but he just pulled out and left you writhing in delicious agony.
"Oh hush bunny" he mocked,"don't be a sore loser..." You pouted before watching him sink two fingers into your folds and jerking. You screamed and clawed at him until he whispered "Come little slut" and you did, squirting over his arm and crying out his name. You couldn't twitching as he let go and leaned over you.
"That's my pretty bunny, got another couple in ya?"
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