#wtf is ketchup

[spamgyu]

i was in the middle of typing how hot it was that mingyu knew what ingredients to buy and manned the kitchen so well....

and then remembered that he put chicken nuggets and mustard on lettuce and called it a salad ....

#and then wonwoo said just add ketchup..... bro wtf are they eating in their apartment... #nana tour is just watching 13 frat brothers try to survive..... #the amount of college!mingyu content im getting out of this #spamthots #sg: nnt

[mxwhore]

learned a very valuable lesson today

#for each DICKHEAD you encounter there will always be a kind person waiting for you :) #i was flabbergasted that everyone had decided to be an asshole towards me. a stranger #first scenario: i was in the train watching my phone and this older guy comes up to me and starts going off on a 'kids these days!!' rant #he basically told me that i was BEGGING to get my ass beaten and my phone stolen and he wouldnt come console me when i cried abt it #me being used to this treatment from my grandma i just went ok. and put my phone away #and obviously that pissed the guy even more so he continued to rant until it was his stop #i wasnt too pissed because i was going to HAVE A BURGER!! but still. what?? #so i went to get that burger and wait for my mom so we can go to the farm #and the burger guy was extra niceys to me :) we joked around and stuff #AND THEN. scenario number two #i had my delicious burger and i was looking for a table when i saw two ladies sitting with and empty table next to them #and so i went! i was just about to sit down when a random lady SNATCHES the chair i was about to use #i was like WTF??? #the two old ladies saw this and instantly went like wtf are you ok??? and starting having a go at the random woman #she ofc in good karen fashion didnt care. so the ladies let me have one of the chairs so i could sit next to them #the woman decided to sit right in front of us and so we started shit talking her between us. it was very fun tbh #i was genuinely bummed at these interactions till i realized that there were lots of strangers that were niceys to me #and have me extra ketchup #anyway!! im off to see my dog now #love u

[tommyssupercoolblog]

psa just because it's a "weird" allergy/sensitivity doesn't mean they're faking??? people can be allergic to literally anything and the youtube short i just saw can explode

#i made a textpost #as someone who can't eat the entire fucking nightshade family of plants i'm exploding you in my mind. #you can't just scrape off the ketchup on that sandwhich i will get SICK. I'M NOT LYING. #smh dude wtf #you can't just LIE TO ME about the paprika in your sauces and serve it!!! IT WILL HURT!!!!! A LOT #you can't just serve me gluten free bread with potato flour in it and expect me not to be in pain for weeks!!!! #there's people born allergic to air or water (and then ofc they die immediately bc of it.) #so like..... #vent #cw vent #tw vent #vent tw #vent cw

[viejospellejos]

Recuerda agitar siempre bien el ketchup

#random #video #sfw #lol #xd #humor #ketchup #huevo #egg #wtf #lmfao #lmao

[yourealiveinmyheadfrank]

Why r the grammarly ads always about people working at ketchup companies?? What's so interesting about ketchup?? Glitter Ketchup??? That's a fucking choking hazard 😭😭

#grammarly #wtf is this #glitter #ketchup #heinz launches new sauce less than 24 hours after taylor swift’s viral condiment moment – but there’s a catch #heinz doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #they would do this

[corrose]

Me, circling the aisles like a hunting hound at Costco for the snack I want. Can't find it. Leave in disgrace and despair.

My mom, same day, same Costco: I found it.

#mytext #its like that video of the mom opening the fridge and rhe ketchup bottle materializes in her hand #wtf. i was specifically searching for it going up and down all the aisles looking w my lil eyes peeled

[givemetherapyimawritingtravesty]

I have lived on this Earth for over 25 years and am just now realizing that Ash's last name Ketchum is like "gotta CATCH THEM all / CATCH 'EM all"

I never put those dots together I'm actually in fact so dumb. And here I was thinking about him every time someone mentioned ketchup 🤣

#ash ketchum #pokemon #im so dumb wtf #and do you know how i figured this out? #doing the new york times strands game and spelling ketchup and i made the ash reference and then it just clicked #quite the lame story i know but at keast you get a free hint to today's game

[sapphicnunnery]

currently researching deadly diseases, will most likely info dump later, will keep you posted later

#Prion disease are so interesting #And bioweapons #Or the possibility of biological warfare #Like the disease that the Soviet Union almost used in the Cold War #I’m also eating ravioli #But I ran out of pasta sauce #so I used pizza sauce but I ran out of that too #So I had to combine ketchup and pesto…. #And for some reason it’s so fucking delicious #research #special interest #wtf am i even doing #im also watching Brooklyn99 #i need helb #diseases #plagues

[lovefromkelly]

ok the past few years I’ve spent enough time around protestants (marrying pastors son) to confirm what I always knew: catholics are so much more chill than y’all fr

#catholic priests wanted to commit all those crimes but in return they made it so ‘ehhh nothings really that bad u can get forgiven easily’ #but protestants are like oh no demons are fr and witches were out of control in the 90s #I grew up only knowing Jewish people and catholic people so as a result I am BAFFLED by people #being like oh Catholics are so intense like mass is more formulaic yeah but you believe in the rapture happening rn! #and weed puts demons in u!! #literally have been doing an informal poll w Catholics in my life bc my husband didn’t believe me and they’ve all been like #yeah demons were not mentioned once wtf y’all think that was LITERAL??? #crazy shit!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway #I have GOT to talk to more Catholics again I miss us #thinking about this cause I read Marrying the Ketchups and realized how much I loved reading it written by a Catholic! #the narrative of Catholics being intense and protestants being chill is just bc they have acoustic guitar but guess what! #they have their songs memorized and we don’t!

[h4kka]

PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP

#nijien #kotoka torahime #mysta rias #shut up maggie #seriously. wtf is it with nijien and food crimes #dont even get me started on zaion's 5 year old ketchup #and everything scarle does #also kotoka is a pineapple pizza enjoyer which uh. yikes

[nextinline-if]

Toppings ive seen

-Bananas and anchovies

-cherries and anchovies

-cherries and pepperoni

-Green beans

-peas

-just a straight up kale salad

-mustard and ketchup

-like a pound of brown sugar, the thing was COATED in it

-corn syrup???

-maple syrup

-cucumber

-pickles

-FRIED pickles

-fish eyes (tho that was their own personal slices, the pizza wasn't covered in it)

-pigs feet

-chicken feet

-balut (fertilized duck eggs for the uninitiated)

And those are just some examples

I'll take the corn topping

wow you really delivered that huh

there’s so much

horrible

disgusting

ew

nasty

toppings

#WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE #becksterr #pizza debate #not if related #mustard? banana? ketchup? wtf

[banannabethchase]

Okay but Kip sexually teasing Hangman about his crush on Mox is one of the bitchiest and funniest things they could have come up with, and I am genuinely fascinated to see how this goes.

#Is Kip gonna make fun of Mox by trying to bite Hangman? #Is he gonna make fun of Hangman by falling over to a lariat and being bitchy about it? #Is he gonna do dramatic back scratches with a dumb face? #WAIT WHAT IF HE LIKE FAKE BLADES WITH RED PAINT OR KETCHUP #There is so much stupid bitchy shit Kip could do #And I know it's not supposed to be like a ~comedy match #BUT IT COULD BE #Hangman Adam Page #Kip Sabian #wtf i like wrestling now??? #anxious millennial dreamboat

[pinkabrinka]

I think my cats might be defective.

Sutton and Finn both insisted on trying ketchup tonight (I had baked some frozen sweet potato tater tots) and they both begged for it. I put a bit on my finger and they happily ate it.

Mimsy has zero interest in leaving her bed to see what I’m eating—no surprise there as she rarely begs unless she sees the Haagen-Dazs container. Quite a change from when she was a kitten – then she would try to eat the food out of my mouth while I was chewing.

Here’s baby Sutton and lazy Sutton for photo tax.

#sutton #finn #ketchup #wtf? lol

[milsdrafts]

my friend has a bottle of barbecue sauce in her bed and calls it bed barbecue. i’m more a ketchup person. guess the sweet comfort of barbecue helps her sleep

#bed barbecue #condiments #wtf is wrong with her #relatable #barbecue #the word barbecue looks wrong #i’m more a ketchup guy

[shinylights]

putting dill pickle flavored chips on a ham & cheese sandwich is a very easy way to almost *almost* get similar taste to a cuban sandwich.

#idk why i never tried dill pickle chips before like wtf?!?!? #i think i was worried they’d taste mostly of dill? #and even tho i love dill pickles…. i hate actual dill the herb 😅 #this feels eerily similiar to how i hate tomatoes but love salsa and ketchup lol!! #food tw

[okletsgetnuts]

Oh Shit 🤮

#heinz ketchup #heinz choctchup #good #wtf #wtf food #what the fuck #what the hell #I can taste it #ruined weeknd #photo #okletsgetnuts #celebrity #dunkindonutz #pop culture #pop crave