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castle-dominion · 11 months

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5x4 murder he wrote

these girls are amazing I love them my gal is just watching the clock RC: But there will be plenty of that this weekend GIRL SHUSH his whispers are great KB: (sigh) Wow, Castle. Thank you for reminding me that I’m lying to a bunch of people that I really care about so I don’t get fired on an ethics violation ‘cause I’m dating you.

KR, v loud: Hey Castle! RC: *there is no meme for the face I am thinknig of* Ryan's outfit "her boyfriend" "give uss sss ss something!"

Wow hella nice place

JE: Why would Beckett be holding out on us? KR, sounding genuine: Maybe there’s something wrong with the guy. Maybe he’s bad news. ((They care abt her)) JE, using it as an excuse: Well, then as her partners, it’s our obligation to find out who this guy is. KR: And what kind of partners would we be if we didn’t? Her safety could be at stake. JE: Exactly, and with no active murder case going on, I say we use this time to find him. ((They also,, just are curious lol))

KB: So uh, are you rich or smth? Holy this place is huge & nice

What's up with her though? Is she ok? complete privacy? already poured himself a drink? Wow she's tanned this episode.

UGH THE MUSIC IS SO SO GOOD Ooh becket, wowie

HOLY CRAP THIS MAN IS BLEEDING & DROPPING SAND I mean of course, this is a murder show Hey I only just noticed, we didn't get a teaser

I like Brady. What kind of arrangement? She's hot enough ig? & I'm sure castle had met this police chief fellow before

Watch a lot of cop shows do we? Shapiro?

becks is maaaad

castle is going into crime solving mode XD

Nice wooden table, reminds me of the altar in my fnmi church

they just want to have sex but they love the story they want justice lmao the party was killer XD

Green screen it looks like

[10:48, INT. PRECINCT, AUTOPSY – DAY] [Ryan and Esposito follow Lanie around her lab.] LP: Beckett’s boyfriend? Don’t you two have something better to do? JE: Actually, no. ((like balancing the egg)) KR: We figured Beckett must have started up with the guy during her suspension. JE: A pretty emotional time for her. I bet she needed a shoulder to lean on. KR: An ex. JE: It would explain why she’s too embarrassed to tell us who it is. It makes her look weak. KR: We’re thinking the most likely scenario is that it was the last guy that she was with. JE: Dr. Joshua Davidson. KR: Mm-hmm. JE: It’s him, isn’t it? LP: Okay, I get that you don’t have a life, Javi, but you’re married, Kevin, so what’s your excuse? KR: I— LP: Whoever Beckett’s boyfriend is, is none of your business. JE: Come on, Lanie. You must know who it is. She went back to Josh, didn’t she? LP: Is this how you interrogate people? ‘Cause you ain’t doing nothing but pissing me off. ((I love her)) [Esposito reels his expression back in.] LP: Now I don’t know who it is, and I respect Beckett’s privacy, but I do know it’s not Josh, because he’s been in the Amazon setting up free clinics for the last year. JE: Are you sure about that? [Lanie gives him an annoyed look.] KR: I think she’s sure. JE: Yeah. [Ryan’s cell rings.] KR: Hey, Castle. Yeah, I’m gonna put you on speakerphone so you can weigh in on this. ((brings castle into their convo instead of whatever castle was calling for initially)) RC: (on speaker phone) Weigh in on what? KR: (on speaker phone) Well, we’re in the morgue with Lanie trying to figure out who Beckett’s boyfriend is. ((So becks knows that her partners apparently try to look into her personal life, & even try to get castle in on it. The boys totally could have used the excuse that since she wasn't telling them they were mildly concerned)) [Beckett straightens up in her chair in fear.] LP: (on speaker phone) I have nothing to do with this nonsense. [Lanie walks off and hits Esposito on her way out.] RC: Yeah, until you’re bagging their mangled bodies when Beckett finds out. [Beckett smirks.] JE: (on speaker phone) Pfft. Like we’re afraid of Beckett. (chuckles) [Beckett purses her lips.] KR: (on speaker phone) Besides, how’s she gonna find out? [Beckett grabs for the phone angrily, but Castle snatches it off of the base first before she can blow their secret.]

poison with a gun lmao

that is like,, magenta not blood red-- wait nvm castle not normal to say! You could have said "It must be hard to be the last one to see him alive, are you doing ok?"

Yeah he barely needed to pressure her at all lol

so right, he is NOT close friends with the chief

hooker friend XD & now rick has another arrest on his record.

oh no this poor guy hasn't worked homicide before...

Making a deal! Nice! two hours in here? "relax" lmao He's going to learn how to solve homicides!

Oh no, if the precinct finds out... that would be less than good

bad coffee or good coffee?

He does indeed have friends in robbery, this is a plot point that has been mentioned before

KB: Why are you even helping them? are they trying to find a ship name? Yeah we know their ship name. (tho consistency is nice. I personally prefer kevenny over kevjen & esparish over esplanie, & rickate is fine but caskett is better... you should see my table/chart of ship names lol.)

lol just deputy jones <3 (what if it was him?)

in the ocean FOR 20 mins?

they are so hot for each other I love this meth guy lol he is crazed out

A red shark with red eyes? reminds me of that holmes novel with the LERNER I KNOW THAT NAME

Oof all that rope

I keep forgetting non-natives usually don't use "deadly" Oh wow I just googled it & apparently it is also used by australian aboriginals too, not just us up here in canada & probably the rest of north america, (but probs only english speaking parts in the americas)

Love how the police chief is just sitting there while these two are doing most of the interviewing

Group therapy? Or weight loss

exactly from 8.30 to 10?

It's going to be the chief himself lol Castle's face when he heard that name

Oh hey Sal! We know sal!

No contacting vinnie the scar! *cut to vinnie toasting salud* Yeah a surprising amount of people can't cook This has been a great way to slip into it

VC: Ooh, see, that’s the difference between Castle and me. You’ve had my complete attention since I’ve been here, sweetheart. RC: Whoa, whoa. Watch it, Vinnie. Don’t make me have to do to you what someone did to your neighbor. VC: Oh, you heard about that, huh? RC: Heard about it? The guy ended up in my pool!

castle no you went too far! You should have given a different route! You also maybe could have offered him to take home his leftovers even though the evening went poorly & you could have said you hoped time would heal this bump in the road.

solving murders is like foreplay for them. I say this about detective murdoch & doctor ogden too

Give him some linguine to make things up... Outing them is a good threat "He said he already ate" she probably heard the convo hun

Ooh nice place there! All dirty & gross! Flashlights! No vests. Also turn your phone on silent idiot sounds to me like the place is going to blow up heavy door...

WHO'S THAT? GOSH THEY HAVE A GUN Holy crap they took him down! Gosh ryan went in that direction & probs didn't see this individual here, thank goodness esposito came in right after & knocked him Wow ryan is yelling. & the other guy is just still there? & espt leaves him? wait no he takes the gun Wearing a lot of stuff rn. ppe But dang they are coughing a ton. ryan mr ex drug cop

He used to do what? Cook the books? I forget what he did & idk what that means naked by the pool? they switched places, now the one trying to be sexy & is the one worried about the murder "exactly" he says about the murder & drug case & then pulls her close

Ryan & esposito look pretty but I'm not interested in taking a pic, I'm tired maybe I will clip this tho bc the way ryan stops in front of espt ooh

Good to have your lawyer making back to making crank lol ryan is so good in this interrogation I love love it whu what do you mean girlfriend? Hey! Hey! I’ll ask the questions here,

brown but almost blonde nowadays, & I think her eyes might be hazel body type? Hot. That's how ryan knows it's beckett lol. KR: Son of a gun

KR, sitting chill, feet up (so we get to see his nice shoes): You were right, Castle. Franklin was using his helicopter to move meth to the Hamptons. Looks like you blew this case wide open. Guess you can get back to your writing now, huh? & then kate in the room frantic & "are you still there?" RC: Uh, what else did Aaron Lerner say? Did he say anything else about… anything else? KR: Oh, you know, the usual. “I didn’t do it. You got the wrong guy.” I’m pretty sure he told me everything he knows. He is SO toying with them KR, smug smile still on his face: Yeah. Good luck with the writing. *hangs up immediately*

why did he go to open the door & then,, close it? Good. But why are you telling them? Oh honour of being at the arrest

Ooh he has his gun out! Nice! I'm lucky! & plot armour

I mean, yeah, these knots are the way they go. Knots are the same. The only difference would be maybe left handed vs right handed. Oh the knot wasn't the right knot, nvm

I called it! It was the chief! OR NOT HOLY CRAP I mean... yeah *hides behind beckett* BRADY TOOK A SHOT! RC: Sorry about the whole “accusing you of murder”…still buddies? Brady: Yeah...

toast to you! Oh now they are waiting for him to leave. Hot tip "Well I shouldn't keep you, we'd better let you go, but let me walk you to the door"

Oh crap I forgot I was going to mention it's neat to have fbi contacts & we get to see ppl making use of these contacts

(also ryan's shirt looks like it was not ironed... I hate ironing & think that we as a society should stop caring about wrinkles, I just think it is an interesting fact)

JE: Well, the case in the Hamptons has been solved, but the case of the secret boyfriend remains open. Turns out Beckett’s FBI ex has been stationed in Europe for six months. KR: Huh. JE: What? You got anything? [Ryan turns around to face Esposito, and leans back in his chair, considering for a moment.] KR: Nah. No, I was just thinking, maybe we should drop it. [Esposito’s brow furrows in surprise.] KR: You know, let Beckett’s private life stay private. JE: What, you mean give up? (scoffs) A real detective never gives up on a case, bro. KR: You know it’s not a real case, right? JE: You’re gonna tell me what a real case is? KR: Uh, last time I checked, it’s when there was a murder. JE: Oh, there’s been a murder all right. Your spirit. KR: Wow. [They grab their coats and head out.] JE: Your dignity, too. KR: Huh. Well, you know what, just for that, the first round’s on you. JE: Yeah, good luck with that. [They greet a co-worker passing by.] JE: Bruce. KR:Bruce.

Ah bruce. Name for this guy now.

the story is not the hardest part... I mean sometimes it is... the idea at least is easiest. Sometimes making the story make sense is hard. But then it's the sitting down & working that is the hardest part. the music Lots of candles too, I hope they are not too close bc she has hair oh gosh they are on the bedframe what if they have rigorous sex & it makes them fall? I mean they could be into wax play ig...

cute af & I'm even 20 minutes early!

#castle 5x4 #castle 5x4 quote #castle 5x4 spoilers #the hamptons episode

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rustedinkwell · 6 years

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THIS GIRL IS THE CUTEST BEAN EVER!?!?!?

#wowie what a gal #bffs for life #kate o'malley #veil of secrets #playchoices

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localrobosexual · 4 years

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PNEUMAVOID’S BACK BABEEEEEEYYYYY AND BETTER THAN EVER!!! >:0c

@glitterhobo’s been working so so hard on revamping the story and all that behind the scenes and now that it’s finally staring to be released I thought I’d doodle my favorite gal Xia for her to celebrate!! ;w; 💖💖

#meg's art #friend's ocs #xia #pneumavoid #don't even ask me what this shading style is my dude lmfao i'm just messin around #am i trying to be unknownspy???????? mayhaps #who knows hkshdks #ANYWAYS I LOVE THIS AWFUL GAL WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL MAN AAHAKJDSHFDKJSDS #I GOT SO NOSTALGIC DRAWING HER AGAIN DUDE LIKE FR #SHE'S GOT SLIGHTLY NEW HAIR!!! WOWIE!!!!!!#dude since ur seaside's godmother can I be xia's godmother hgkjJSKDHDFKJFHDS #DUDE IM ALREADY LIKE SO SO HYPED TO SEE WHERE UR TAKING THE STORY NOW AAAAA #AS SOON AS SLIDER SHOWS UP IN DRAWING THAT BOY #I LOVE HIM #FUC K

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kiniczila-blog · 6 years

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Rias: Seriously, Toby, why the f*ck are you here?! Toby: You actually thought you could run away from us? Rias: I...I never said anything like that! I just moved out, that’s all. Toby: You changed your f*cking name, Anna, that’s not something people do on the daily just for fun.

#TS4 #the sims 4 #ts4 legacy #the sims 4 legacy #Corey legacy #wowie what a shocker #she a naughty gal with a naughty past #not really her fault but #ah well #all will be explained...soon?

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grumpyfr0gs · 7 years

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rachel wang and mira lively, a vampire and human straight out of college, living in an apartment that took way to long to furnish.

#a wholesome clean fresh save with wholesome pure gals #rachel wang #mira lively #the sims #the sims 4 #ts4 #my crap edits #in game pics #and some actual gameplay #wowie #seriously though how cute are they #im also getting pets soon you know what that means #!!#maxis match edit #s4 builds

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lenaoxton · 2 years

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new war glam <3 incomplete but wowie what a gal

#i need some good earrings and a head piece #maybe some glasses? idk #and some diff boots as well preferably something more armor-y like the arm thing

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punz4lyfe · 4 years

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You play MK11, right? What are your thoughts on the whole Aftermath story?

Eeuuuuuuuuh....

While I do find it fun to get the DLC characters involved in the story, I’ve got a few... problems with the overall plot. Here they are:

1. The Infamous Sindel retcon. I think we all know about how ridiculous this retcon of Sindel’s orignal character is. In case you don’t, go watch any of The4thSnake’s Sindel videos, and you’ll get the idea of what’s wrong with it.

2. Just like in the original story, characters keep on disappearing and do not make any further appearances for unexplained reasons. Kollector, Frost, Erron, Baraka, even Scorpion and Sub-Zero! And characters like Scarlet and D’vorah don’t even appear at all.

3. So now characters get inexplicable heart attacks when they are near the presence of their Revenants? Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Kitana, and Jade must have REALLY strong hearts then.

3. Speaking of Revenants, where are Smoke and Stryker?

4. Shang Tsung nearly killed present Jax and no one batted an eye. Weird.

5. In the og story, Jacqui and young Jax went to Shang Tsung’s Island alone. In the Aftermath story, they came with a full squad of SF soldiers. Okay then.

6. I know Shang Tsung would be the overall bigger threat, but Sub-Zero became pretty trusting towards past Scorpion very quickly compared to the og story the minute he saw the sorcerer.

7. The Shokan are full of idiots. Seriously, they see Sindel next to a knocked out Sheeva in a room containing two de-skinned Shokan, and they instantly take her side over a clear lie. Ugh.

8. Apparently, Kotal Kahn, young Sonya, and young Johnny Cage were with everyone else in the og story when they attacked Kronika’s Keep. Alrighty then... but wait!! Earlier in the aftermath story, Jade said that interrupting Kotal’s time in the Soul Chamber would leave his spine permanently damaged, and since he was taken out of the chamber without becoming fully healed, as well as being beaten by Sheeva afterwards, he should be at little to no condition to fight!

9. Young Sonya, the same gal who defeated Kabal and Erron Black in a cage fight w/o her gloves, defeat and kill Kano, fight off Geras, and wrestle off some Shokan with a garrote wire, gets knocked out by a single kick from Sindel. Wowie.

10. Gee Johnny and Cassie, your “love-one saving” powers would’ve been extremely useful against the two evil realm conquerers who are threatening you and your family members with a deadly four-armed army, a skin-splitting scream, and a warhammer. Just sayin’. Also, where’s present Johnny?

11. Is Sheeva STILL knocked out right now? Some queen.

12. Say, why didn’t Cassie go on the same ship as Jacqui and Jax like she did in the og story? Additionally, why did Kung Lao board the Outworld ship instead of the Shaolin Monk one? I can see Liu Kang going with Kitana for obvi reasons, but not Kung Lao. Why are the Tarkatans still going into battle w/o Baraka? Where is Baraka anyway? And did Kharon ALWAYS had this many ships for the additional Special Forces?

13. The Tarkatans and Outworld troops are also idiots. Immediately siding with Shao Kahn and Sindel after defeating Kitana and Liu Kang, even though they just killed a ton of their brethren.

14. Sooooooo what happened to Jade after Sindel threw her down the boat? Was she also chained-up with Kitana? Her revenent is still alive and well.

15. Kung Lao was thrown into the bottomless Sea of Blood after losing to Shao Kahn or Sindel. Yet, his revenant is still fine and well later on, even though the monk should’ve well drowned by then. And since he was knocked around silly by SK or Sindel, he would NOT have enough energy for teleport away or swim for safety.

16. There is NO way the good guys would have that many monks and soldiers at their side, especially since a good chunk of the soldiers were murdered by the Shokan.

17. And again, where is Sub-Zero and Scorpion? It makes sense for Cassie, Kitana, Jade, Kung Lao, and Sheeva to not be present, but after Fujin beaten the both of them earlier on, they were seen no worse for wear in the cutscenes afterwards. Also, did no one bat an eye to their large number of missing allies when they got to Kronika’s Keep?

18. So is Kharon just watching all this happen with a bucket of popcorn or...

19. What happened to the Special Forces and Shaolin Monks when Shang Tsung was fighting Nightwolf, Raiden, and Fujin? We don’t see any bodies of the two fractions afterwards, so what gives? In fact, what ever happened to Jacqui and both Jax’s?

20. Shang Tsung implies that Liu Kang deliberately triggered the deaths of many of his allies and friends for their final confrontation. Problem is, not a lot of Liu Kang’s friends are actually dead. The only confirmed ones are Kotal Kahn and potentially Kung Lao, assuming he drowned after the revenant got killed, but that’s still just two. Kitana and presumedly Jade are chained up. (we still see their revenants alive and well, so their past selves have to be okay too) Shang Tsung was halted from stealing Nightwolf’s soul before he had the chance. Raiden and Fujin were purposely left half alive. Shao Kahn and Sindel said they will use Sonya, Johnny, and Cassie as trophies or breeding slaves in Outworld, keeping them alive in the process. Sheeva was only knocked out unconscious. And Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Erron, Baraka, Jacqui, and both Jax’s just... disappeared from the plot. That’s still a maximum of two friends of Liu Kang that died, making Shang Tsung’s quote sound a little more of an exaggeration when it comes to Liu’s allies. The only other characters who died are Cetrion, Shao Kahn, Sindel, Revenants Kitana, Jade, and Kung Lao, and Kronika, but Liu Kang doesn’t give a rat’s ass about them.

Wow, longer post than I expected.

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electoons · 7 years

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wow!! what the fuck!!!!!

#i thought my (gal) roomie and i were p gross until the new (guy) roommate moved in!!! wow!!! wowie!!!#i just walked into our apartment and there are fruit flies in the sink!!! theres trash and dirty dishes everywhere!! theres food out!!!!#wow!!!!#guys are gross!!! not to generalize but holy shit!!! are all guys this gross???#i grew up with a brother and hes bad too but i figured it was just a coincidence??? what the fuck!!!#theres just food....like all over the place like hey dumbass!!! guess what time of year it is #i just dumped coffee grounds all around the entire perimeter of the apartment like in every crack between the wall and the floor #no buggies in here!!! not today satan #ofc i probably just trapped them in the apartment lmfao w/e!!! this is so bad #im not good at confrontation! he keeps apologizing but idk how to tell him hes disgusting #ftr he has had the apartment to himself for most of the summer bc ive been back and forth between home and here #and wow he just....rly made himself at home huh #i feel bad bc hes honestly super nice and friendly but gee whiz

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sparklijam · 4 years

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What dose zip thinks of the dolphinstrolls 0w0??

Frost:

“Frost is super fun to play pranks at! But MAN are her ice power cold as heck! *shudders* She’s really smart, like booksmarts! And it’s really sweet that she care about the tribe’s guppies and sharkpups, they love her! It’s a wonder that she doesn’t have any guys waltzing by the door to ask her out! Heh heh, time for some matchmaking~ *rubs hands together mischievously*

Harper:

“Harper, wowie what a gal! She’s funny, super nice and really REALLY pretty! Like prettier than a pearl wrapped in gold with sprinkles of diamonds! She’s a great healer, she even helped me with my scrapes and cuts sometimes too! Plus she’s my partner in crime with pranks, so fun times there! Did I mentioned that she’s pretty? Scratch that, that she’s beautiful?? Like holy frick, I can’t help it but say it all the time! *sighs wistfully* I’d give the whole world to her, and protect her with my life...

Lava:

“Lava is such a cool edgy troll! I mean the way she controls lava like a pro? Amazing! But seriously, STOP FLIRTING WITH MY FUTURE SIS-IN-LAW! I’ve already shipped her with my brother for kelps’ sake! Hahaha, but all in all she’s really great to hangout with!”

Sparks:

“Sparks is awesome! She has electric powers like me! I really REALLY want her to teach me some tricks to use them better for my patrols and possible battles! She’s seems sad all the time though... well, I’m gonna do what I can to make her laugh and smile! Laughter is the best medicine after all!”

Gran Gran:

“Oh man, Gran Gran reminds me so much of Gramps! So warm and affectionate and caring. But she’s so much of a prankster too, and OWNS a joke shop! That’s where me and Harper get ALL of our materials for our pranks~ She’s the best! ...Well, except for that one time she framed me for a prank I didn’t even do this time. Clever troll...

#jamzask #trolls world tour #zips the mako #frost the dolphintroll #harper the dolphintroll #lava the dolphintroll #sparks the dolphintroll #gran gran the dolphintroll #dolphintrolls #he loves them dearly #moreso towards harper~#💕💕💕💕💕#zips/harper #harper/zips

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brutal-llama · 4 years

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why shouldn’t gay and trans people be allowed to hate on cis/straight people? they have to deal with their bullshit all the time

Wowie! Short answer: That’s a garbage way to think

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Now then, then’s get into a real answer for you, my asker who hides behind anon to ask the heavy questions!I’m not sure at what point you saw me say this, or if you meant to direct it towards someone else. Or maybe you wanted to stir up some controversy by accusing me of saying such things? Who knows!

What I do know is everyone is ‘allowed’ to hate whoever they want. Even if their bigotry solves nothing and only creates more problems down the line. It’s easy to SAY “ooh let’s get along, hatred solves nothing” But it isn’t that simple, nothing in life is. Change isn’t easy and a lot of the hard work has to come from people who do not give into bigotry for it to happen.

It’s not your fault the bully is dumb and messes with you because they dont like your face.

But by adopting the mentality of “X is mean to me, so all X is bad” is not only stupid, it contributes to the problem. Violences begets violences and hatred spreads hate.

Of course drag those assholes who mean you harm. Call those shitstains on humanity out! Never keep quiet when a discussion needs to be had about someone’s bad behavior.

If they are violent, horrible people? Gtfo! Run, these are mentally unstable people that mean you physical harm! No chance for talk, run or beat their asses in self defense if it comes to it.

But what if it’s someone raised in ignorance? We ALL know we got them straight gals coming into gay bars for their bachaloreet parties. Education first - for the idiots that are so privileged they can’t see why what they say or do is offensive, Then- when all else fails, READ THEM HARD.

But it’s so very important to not lump in good people in with all them dumbasses. It only helps those who do hate the LGBTQ+ community that you push allies away by shitting on them because they are straight or cis. Look for allies within those communities, build positive relationships with them and GROW in numbers to overcome adversity rather than sit stagnate in the pissfilled kiddie pool of hatred like they want us to.

Education and understanding is key. Stay safe my lovely, and I hope you don’t give anyone against the community any more people to grow their numbers because of that outdated philosophy of yours.

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hyungbean · 5 years

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Prom Night | Erik Lehnsherr

Profanity Ahead! Proceed with caution!

X-Men Imagine!

Pairing: Professor!Erik x Professor!Y/N

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Synopsis: ideally you wouldn’t have wanted to spend prom with your crush in a broom closet, but your students were on a budget and Scott was so done with your shit.

Note: I love Alex sm tho, I’m going to write for him in the future for sure !

It should come off as no surprise to you when your lovely students decided to lock you in the broom closet. You thought this was payback for the essay you assigned a few days prior. Although those little -lovable- pricks decided to lock you in the closet with your close friend and fellow colleague Erik.

You were not deaf, over the past few months you had overheard Scott and Jean discussing your love life in the back of your classroom. Peter was quick to join in too and by the end of the first semester, the whole entire academy seemed to be more focused on your relationship with the history professor, Mr.Lehnsherr, than your Science Lessons.

How you didn’t see this coming was beyond any degree you could earn.

It started a week before prom.

Charles was planning on throwing the event to reward the hard work the kids have done and all they have had to endure, because it couldn’t hurt to try and be normal.

Many of the mutants had missed out on being a normal kid, so throwing this prom was like putting a band aid on the wound of being a mutant.

“Alex Summers! I didn’t expect you to be here!” You bounded down the stairs quickly and enveloped your old friend in a tight hug.

“Sorry I came on such short notice. Heard the old man was throwing a little prom for you guys. Came to embarrass Scott. And see you of course.” Alex chuckles, returning the hug. You and Alex had always been jokingly flirty with one another, it was just your thing.

It was at that moment that you realized all the students were peering at you and the older Summers, whispering to each other.

Alex quickly noticed, furrowing his eyebrows.

“Am I missing something?” You chuckled, pushing him slightly.

“They’re obviously checking you out Mr.Summers, you age like fine wine, because wowzers. And to think all those years ago when we met and you were still that little wannabe redneck.” As you fan your face jokingly, Alex feigns offense, suddenly lunging at you and starts tickling you.

“Ale—ALEX. S-StOp!” You giggled uncontrollably as he laughed leaning on you and nearly causing you both to fall over.

Suddenly there was a cough from behind you that echoed around the building.

You two broke apart, Alex slinging his arm over your shoulder.

“Alex.” We realized it was Alex’s little brother Scott, who looked not at all pleased.

“Hey Scottie!” Alex laughs, crushing him in a hug.

“What are you doing here dude?”

“Came to see my favorite dude, and my favorite gal.” Alex turns around throwing a wink at you.

“You know it Summers.” I walk up to them, hands on hips, nudging Alex playfully.

“Wait-Wait. How long has this—“ Scott furiously gestures to the two of you “—been going on??”

Wide-eyed I looked at Alex and we broke in hysterics, clutching our stomachs.

“Oh please Scott! We’re best friends! We’re not an item! God no!” I spoke loudly.

“Well at least not exclusively. Now excuse us!” Alex said winking before grabbing my arm and dragging me away from the groaning Scott.

“Well that’s new.” Scott nearly jumped out of his skin as Jean appeared next to him, gazing at the pair who were bouncing down the hallway.

“This is a nightmare.”

And just a few days before prom was taking place, things became much much clearer to everyone—except for you.

“Okay guys! So today we’re going to be talking about Primary Pollutants and Secondary Pollutants—“

“Oh please Y/N really? Just put on some VCR so we can go make out in the corner.” Alex said nonchalantly, scanning your room.

I glared at him, throwing a textbook in his direction as the kids looked awe-struck.

“Dude! Not cool! That’s my teacher!” Scott yelled at his brother, making a ‘what the hell’ arm gesture.

Alex shrugged, picking up the book and flipping through it.

“Now like I was sayi—“ before I could finish my sentence Erik bursts through the door.

I look at the man, and the students eye the both of us knowingly, anticipating the moment where the pent up tension would explode.

“Erik! What brings you here?” My face heats up a little, as I fiddle with the edge of my desk. He always seemed to have this affect on you, making you feel giddy.

“I was just going to ask if—“ he cuts himself off as he notices Alex who is suddenly standing next to me.

“Summers?”

“Old man?”

They ask simultaneously, pointing at each other.

Something in Erik’s eyes change, but he covers it up with a chuckle, nodding at the blond next to me, “good to see you kid.”

I cough awkwardly as the three of us stand there for a few moments.

“So...Erik what were you saying before?” I ask gently trying to soothe the awkward atmosphere.

“Oh..Nothing. Nothing. Sorry to bother you Ms. L/N. I’ll leave you guys to it!” He leaves quickly waving at the gaping students.

After a few moments, the students are all looking at one another.

“Hmph that was weird.” I say quickly studying the spot he was just standing at.

“You’re telling me this.” Alex says, sitting on your desk.

You smack his arm before sitting next to him.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” I hear Peter mumble.

When it finally got to the day of the prom you had enlisted in Jean to help you with your attire. Being not much older than the girl, your sense of style was very similar.

“How about this?” She holds up a champagne gown with a left slit up to the mid-thigh region and a sweetheart neck line.

“Oh that’s gorgeous.” I gasped, running my hand down the fabric.

She hands it to me chuckling, before rummaging to find her own dress while she tries to look casual as she asks the dreaded question.

“So—how are you and Mr.Lehnsherr?”

I look down at my dress with furrowed brows, “Well I’m doing fine Jean, I’m not sure about Erik i think that’s something you should ask him. Not sure how I would know this.”

Jean turns around slowly in disbelief, “I—I mean— no what I was trying to ask was— you know what it’s okay.” She stumbles over herself before sighing and handing you a pair of blush pumps.

“Oooo these are ridiculously beautiful! Thank you Jean!” I quickly rush to her bathroom to try on the dress as Jean hurries to her phone.

> J: Okay I’m in, let’s do it. I’m tired of all the sexual tension.

< P: I knew you’d come through!

< P: if they start being all cute, I’m throwing myself off the balcony though.

< S: we are so getting detention guys.

Jean shuts off her phone as she hears the twisting of the bathroom doorknob. You walk out, fixing your earrings.

You looked absolutely stunning, Jean was about to lose her shit, the students would lose their shit, Erik was going to lose his shit for sure.

“ Girl! Wowie. Let me get your number !” Jean hollers jokingly as you chuckle and hug the young girl.

“Okay, well I think I’m going to go look for Alex now! I’ll see you in a few hours!” You smile brightly before strutting out of her dorm. When the door shuts Jean groans, flopping on her bed.

Fucking Alex Summers.

The music was crazy loud, you were sure the whole mansion was vibrating to the beat of the unfamiliar song.

Alex was next to you, practically plugging his ears, squinting through the neon lights twirling around the room. All the students were dancing and laughing, which brought a smile to your face.

“You okay old man? The Alex I know would be fist pumping the air and jamming to this kind of stuff.” Alex glares at you.

“Oh stuff it darling, people grow up.”

I gasp, clutching my chest, “Alex Summers? Grown up! Oh my prayers have been answered!”

He rolls his eyes before turning to you, “you look amazing doll. Erik better treat you right or I’ll throw him over the banister!” He yells through the music.

“What? Why would Erik treat me badly?” I frown slightly as Alex laughs.

“You’re so innocent pumpkin, i understand what Scott’s talking about now. Don’t worry! You’ll see!” Before I could protest he dances away, winking at me and disappearing in the crowd.

Standing there for a few moments, you shrug it off as him being dumb like always.

As you make your way to the refreshments table, someone suddenly grabs your arm.

You look back to see a worried Peter, tugging at your elbow.

“Miss L/N! You have to come quick! Scott is arguing with Alex and I think it’s about to get real physical!”

I groan, throwing my head back, “Already?! Those Summer boys can never keep out of trouble can they?!”

As Peter guides you away from the crowd and into the hallway, you see Alex and Scott standing next to each other.

“Boys! Seriously?—“ before you can lecture them Alex is lifting you up bridal style while Scott opens the broom closet next to him.

“What?! ALEX SUMMERS PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!” Alex puts me down in the closet before kissing my forehead.

He backs away as someone slams the door shut.

“Sorry doll! I’m doing this for the greater good of the next generation!”

I huff, slapping the door. Before pouting and looking at my surroundings. Well at least trying to look at my surroundings, unable to make out much.

“You look beautiful.” I shriek in panic and back up a little.

“Erik?! Oh my god! You scared the living daylights out of me!”

“Sorry, I probably should have made you aware of my presence in a quieter manner.”

You hear some shuffling before you can sense Erik standing in front of you.

“Why are you in here? Did the kids lock you up too?”

He chuckles, “no, I actually uh—fuck. I asked them to.”

I cross my arms, “uhhh..okay??”

He sighs, before moving closer, “What I meant was— I asked them to help me get you in here with me—fuck that came out wrong.”

I laugh, patting his shoulder, “take your time bub.”

He sighs again, waiting a few moments before speaking again.

“Look Y/N. I just— you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Like god damn! I’m not good at these kinds of things but you just never cease to amaze me every single day. I love every single thing about you. From your dumb humor to your innocence, I just— I would really love to take you out one day because woman, I am so madly in love with you and you don’t even know it!” Erik’s speech causes him to start breathing heavily as he waits for your rejection. At least he couldn’t see your disgusted face in the dark. His hands were in fists as he tried to even out his breathing.

“Oh wow...” I reply awkwardly, rubbing my arms.

“I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have—“ before Erik could say anything else I lunge forward, gripping his shoulders.

I attach my lips to his as he sighs in relief, wrapping his arms around me.

“I love you too Lehnsherr. Very much.” I lean my head on his chest and start swaying slowly in the dark.

“Good.” He pecks the top of my head.

He smelled like the deep forest and ocean mist, I would have to steal his cologne one of these days.

“I’m still going to put those kiddos in detention and beat Alex’s ass.”

Erik chuckles, squeezing you tighter.

“I’m counting on it honey.”

Meanwhile outside the closet, Peter has his ear pressed on the door while an impatient Scott, Alex and Jean watch.

“What are they saying?” Jean asks

“I don’t know, it just got quiet.” Peter replies, scrunching his face

“You don’t think...” Scott trails off, shuddering at the thought of his two favorite teachers—doing it.

Alex smacks his ass back down to earth, “gross dude.”

“Wait! I think I hear something!” Peter whisper-yells.

They all lean in as Peter’s face falls, slowly stepping away from the door as he coughs awkwardly.

“Well??” Jean asks, uncrossing her arms

“I think we’re in trouble.”

“Shit! She’s totally gonna beat my ass bro.”

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