#won’t live through this

[melodicfix8]

“I’m like the blue rose, beautiful yet elusive.”

- Laura Palmer

#live through this #hole band #courtney love #laura palmer #twin peaks #dark humor #clever meme #dark memes #who killed laura palmer #spin #meme humor #memes #funny memes #won’t live through this #Sheryl Lee #david lynch #dark movies #clever

[novelconcepts]

Fall of the House of Usher has everything, tbh. Seven Deadly Sins family. Everyone’s queer. No one has a moral compass. Nightmare goblin energy everywhere. The most grotesque deaths you’ve ever seen. Hilarious snark. The hottest women in the world. Carla Gugino in fifteen different wigs. Violent lesbians. Cats coming out on top. Cool tattoos. Orgiastic vibes. Katie Parker being Just A Lady, for once. Terrific hair. A granddaughter who takes no shit. Intimacy issues galore. Storytime. Storytime. Storytime.

#the fall of the house of usher #the fall of the house of usher spoilers #tfothou spoilers #it somehow manages to be the least and most Flanagan thing at the same time #everyone’s awful but what are ghosts? guilt. grief. a wish. a dream. penance. #everyone sucks ass but what is the most important thing we can do for each other? listen. tell stories. immortalize through words. #the seven deadly sins of it all is so great #the denouncing of capitalism and greed is so great #it won’t live in my chest for two years like the haunting anthology but it was super fun and I’ll be thinking about it for a while

[little-pondhead]

Your Ancient History, Written In Wax

-

Danny knew he should have put better security around the Sarcophagus of Eternal Sleep. It wasn’t even Vlad who opened it this time! The fruitloop was too busy doing his actual mayor duties because for some godforsaken reason, the man got re-elected.

No, it wasn’t Vlad. And it wasn’t Fright Knight, either. Nor the Observants. Who opened the Sarcophagus, then? Danny didn’t have time to find out as Pariah Dark promptly tore open a hole in reality and hunting Danny down.

The battle was longer this time. He didn’t have the Ecto-Skeleton, as that was the first thing Pariah had destroyed. The halfa had grown a lot over the past few years, and learned some new tricks, but apparently sleeping in a magic ghost box meant that Pariah had absorbed a lot of power. The bigger ghost acted like a one-man army!

Amity Park was caught in the middle of the battle, but the residents made sure it went no further than that. Vlad and the Fentons made a barrier around the town to keep the destruction from leaking. Sam, Tucker, and Dani did crowd control while Danny faced the king head-on.

Their battle shook the Zone and pulled them wildly between the mortal plane and the afterlife. Sometimes, residents noticed a blow from Pariah transported them to the age of the dinosaurs, and Phantom’s Wail brought them to an unknown future. Then they were in a desert. Then a blazing forest. Then underwater. It went on like that, but no one dared step foot outside of Amity. They couldn’t risk being left behind.

It took ages to beat him, but eventually, Danny stood above the old ghost king, encasing his symbols of power in ice so they couldn’t be used again. He refused to claim the title for himself. Tired as he was, Danny handed the objects off to Clockwork for safe keeping and started repairing the damage Pariah had done to the town. The tear he’d made was too big to fix, for now, so no one bothered. They just welcomed their new ghostly neighbors with open arms and worked together to restore Amity Park.

Finally, the day came to bring down the barrier. People were gathered around the giant device the Fentons had built to sustain it. Danny had brought Clockwork to Amity, to double check that they had returned to the right time and dimension.

Clockwork assured everyone that they were in the right spot, and only a small amount of time had passed, so the Fentons gave the signal to drop the shield.

Very quickly did they discover that something was wrong. The air smelled different. The noise of the nearby city, Elmerton, was louder and more chaotic. Something was there that wasn’t before, and it put everyone on edge.

Clockwork smiled, made a remark about the town fitting in better than before, and disappearing before Danny could catch him.

Frantic, Danny had a few of his ghost buds stay behind to protect the town while he investigated.

He flew far and wide, steadily growing horrified at the changes the world had undergone. Heroes, villains, rampant crime and alien invasions. The Earth was unrecognizable. There were people moving around the stars like it was second nature and others raising dead gods like the apocalypse was coming. Magic and ectoplasm was everywhere, rather than following the ley lines like they were supposed to.

Danny returned to Amity.

The fight with Pariah had taken them through space and time. Somewhere along the way, they had changed the course of history so badly that this now felt like an alien world.

How was he supposed to fix this?

-

In the Watchtower, The Flash was wrapping up monitor duty while Impulse buzzed around him, a little more jittery than usual. The boy was talking a mile a minute, when alarms started blaring an alarming green. Flash had never seen this alarm before, and its crackling whine was grating on his ears.

Flash returned to the monitor, frantically clicking around to find the issue, but nothing was popping up. No major disasters, no invasions, no declarations of war. Nothing! What was causing the alarm?

Impulse swore and zipped to a window, pressing his face against it and staring down at Earth. “Fuck! It’s today isn’t it? I forgot!”

“What’s today?” Flash asked. He shot off a text to Batman, asking if it was an error. The big Bat said it wasn’t, and that he would be there soon.

“The arrival of Amity Park. I learned about this in school; the alarm always gives me headaches.”

Flash turned to his grandson, getting his attention. “Bart,” he stressed. “What are you talking about?”

Impulse barely glanced over his shoulder. Now that Flash was facing him, he could see a strong glow coming from Earth. “The first villain, first anti-villain, and the first hero,” he said anxiously. “They all protect the town of the original metas. They’re all here.”

“Here? Now??”

“Yeah? They weren’t before, but they are now. The first hero said there was time stuff involved, which was what inspired me to start practicing time travel in the first place.”

“I’m not following.”

“It’s okay. We should probably go welcome them before they tear apart Illinois, though. The history I remember says that some of them freaked and destroyed a chunk of the Midwest during a fight with each other.”

“WHAT?”

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #liminal amity park #I’ve seen stuff like this in the mhaxdp fandom and I eat it up every time #basically the fight with Pariah caused the town to jump through time a little #and while they THOUGHT they were keeping everything in #shit leaked out and tainted those points in time #so technically #historically and genetically speaking #Amity Park is the origin point for the meta gene and Danny made history as the first hero #because Clockwork is a little shit #everyone embodies a basic ability and it has grown from there #the flash family are direct descendants of Dani (speed force Dani for the win) #Dash is the reason super strength exists #so on and so forth #go buck wild #bart learned about it briefly in history class in the 30th century #practically hero worships them #booster gold knows about them too but in contrast to Bart’s excitement #booster is fucking terrified because there was a period where Amity Park rebelled against the US government #and he’s from that specific time #he learned to fear phantom because he lived during that part while Bart is from farther in the future when those issues got resolved #guess who’s chosen to welcome the town? >:) #if you’re wondering what happened to the GIW #they turned into the branch Amanda Waller runs #Danny is the first hero #Vlad the first villain #and Dani the first anti hero #there’s an arc where Danny is trying to fix things but clockwork won’t let him into the timestream and all the heroes are horrified #because yeah Danny is the OG but if he goes back in time to fix his ‘mistake’ what will happen to them?

[emberglowfox]

these guys living in my brain

#“i won’t draw them that much probably” <- liar #battling my loneliness through living vicariously through them #keeper: the lighthouse keeper #keeper: the angel #my art #my ocs

[saymyzb1]

crazy how they just kinda reveal that he’s been sleeping in the room they had set aside for their baby that they lost… and that she keeps it as her passcode… and that he keeps a single star on the ceiling…

AND THAT IT EXPLAINS HOW UPSET HYUN WOO WAS WHEN THEY BROUGHT UP GRANDCHILDREN IN EPISODE 1.

#queen of tears #PLEASE LET HER LIVE #IM PRAYING TO GOD NOW I CANT TRUST THE WRITERS #if they reveal in the future that they already had a name for the baby… #i won’t make it through the whole series yall im balling and it’s only 4 eps out

[theteapotofdoom]

Do Jeff Ward and Peter Gadiot know about shuggy?

And by that I mean:

Do Jeff Ward and Peter Gadiot know that they could literally just take a selfie together one day, even without costume or makeup, post or online, and a very significant part of the fandom would be in complete shambles?

Do they know the power they have?

#this is me copping with the fact that we probably won’t see live action shuggy interaction for the next 50 years #unless they change some things or give us some more flashbacks #jeff peter if you hear me you the power you can be my saviors if you so choose #actual TAZ could be my savior because he is bestie with both of them I think #TAZ PLEASE COME THROUGH GIVE US A PIC #one piece #shuggy #buggy the clown #red haired shanks #jeff ward #peter gadiot

[guess-my-next-obsession]

succession is cool and all but excuse me if in this political and economic climate i want zero to do with a show about rich white people that leads to more rich white people getting awards and acclaim. latino representation in cinema and tv is so important and yet still goes unrecognized. pedro’s losses have little to do with my feelings on this matter, but boy oh boy, he deserved that emmy.

#rich white person stories are so out of touch and unnecessary right now #you just won’t get it if you’re not a poc or haven’t lived through poverty

[girlgerard]

mommm white people on tumblr are misconstruing my posts again despite the post being entirely about how important wording is + how i don’t feel comfortable posting large statements when i haven’t fully processed them yet.

#if you want to put me on a blocklist for loving netanyahu you can! i don’t! and no matter how many times i get told i do #i still don’t! #i literally said i hope his balls get cut off IN THAT POST #i don’t know how that read as unclear. #perhaps there are no hidden genocidal messages behind the wording of my tumblr posts - who knows! #when i said i cared about every single civilian living in that land i meant it. if you decide that i actually don’t that’s not my problem #if you somehow took my words and decided that what i really meant is that i’m a government bootlicker who loves murder #you can do that all you want. it won’t make it true and it won’t help save any lives #i was in ramallah and jerusalem six months ago. have you gone? #if the answer is no maybe think about that for a second #moreover if you’re viewing this from a purely racial or religious framework you have no idea how to navigate this subject #i don’t view israel and palestine through which government i want to back. why the fuck would i do that #palestinians and jews and everyone else in that land is who i care about. i care about gazans #if that’s not enough of ‘a side’ for you i don’t really think there’s much of a conversation to be had. #do you think i wake up every day NOT thinking about gaza? do you think i wouldn’t feel nauseous every second of every day because of gaza? #do you think that within everything i’m saying that the most logical conclusion would be to post all of my thoughts on tumblr? #because if you think any of that we’re not going to have a productive conversation. i don’t take kindly to being told my own emotions

[rinaforreal]

I love this moment specially because you can see how safe they feel with each other, how at ease they feel with each other. Gina just showed Ricky the very first song she has ever written for him about them and she feels so safe and secure being that vulnerable with him, and he is such a pillar for her such a grounding presence such a reassuring presence. She knows that he is her right person and now she gets to reap the benefits of that. And for him to be so wanted by another person so valued and thought of so highly. Like being loved and loving the right person just feels good and you can see it written all over there faces.

#rina #hsmtmts #it’s just they both know what it felt like to be in unfulfilling relationships that weren’t servicing them or doing any good for thier #partner but they get to be thier truest fullest selves with each other and they KNOW that #they know they are the right person for each other and it just feels good for once in their lives #they get to just feel stability and comfort while singing about the uncertainty of life but that they are the one thing they are certain of #I miss them a lot it’s been 2 months and I’ve been going through it to say the least #so deal with my musings they won’t stop I’m sorry #text

[i-love-def-leppard]

just received heart shattered news and now have to pull myself together and go to work in an hour..

#my dog just got back from the vet and they told us she is expected to live about 6 months to a year before she passes #she has a disease that closes her airway #we won’t let her suffer so we will have to put her down at the first signs of her quality of life decreasing #ugh grief for your pet who hasn’t even passed yet but will soon is so weird #im beyond grateful to have her with me now but i can’t help but feel so heartbroken #she’s my baby😔💔 #and she is so healthy besides this stupid disease #ugh im so mad right now #apologies for my rant but this is one way i cope lol #let’s see if i can make it through my shift without breaking down #🙏🙏

[janamensch]

How do you make The Mire even creepier? You put ‘em in the ocean! Mermay Mire! Mermire?

#high rollers #rollonsunday #hr cos #the mire #mermay #you won’t believe the horrors I had to look at as reference for this #I already put myself through the horrors anytime I draw the regular mire #but I’m terrified of everything ocean related #So this was the absolute worst #But I also got to draw some jellyfish and I like drawing jellyfish so it was good #I had to cheat a little bit with mulchy Mire because most things that live in the ocean qualify as ‘animals’? #even stuff that definitely looks like plants to me #So there isn’t a 100% guarantee that everything on mulchy mire is a plant or fungus #Coral counts as an animal apparently? But I put some dead coral on mulchy mire because I think that should be fine #It’s been a long time since I spent this much time on one drawing. 8 hours! #But some of that time was also me trying to figure out how reference works #And also me shouting ewww what is thaaaat every few minutes

[mommymilkersmac-n-cheese]

I know everyone is scared and excited for the Imodna reunion tomorrow (I am too) but let’s not forget about Ashton and FCG reuniting because I have a feeling it’s gonna be a shit show…

#Ashton has issues #Ashton probably won’t say anything specifically but I know that he’s gonna be angry deep down #like team Issylra went through a living hell and FCG got a robot partner #but I guess Ashton is used to getting the worse parts of deals #as does everyone else on team Issylra tbh #critical role #laudna #ashton greymoore #critical role campaign 3 #bells hells #criticalrolespoilers #orym of the air ashari #imogen temult #chetney pock o'pea #cr fcg #fearne critical role #pate de rolo #deni$e #prism grimpoppy #bordor dogson #deanna critical role #f.r.i.d.a.

[shanksxbuggy]

DID YOU WATCH THE TRAILER?!? DID YOU SEE BUGGY!?!?!?

I saw it and I’ve fallen for Buggy’s smile. He looks like such a little shit, he’s got me weak for him. 👍 I was just making a post with my thoughts on some of the characters, so I’m gonna post it all under here.

Points to them for leaning into the circus theme and having them fight in an actual circus tent under the spotlights. This is what Buggy Pirates fans imagine, it’s about the showmanship, the performance, the lights and flashiness. I want the whole genuine circus act coming to life. Jeff Ward oozes charisma, and he’s serving us good as Buggy.

I could stare at Jeff Ward Buggy all day long. That’s what I’ve been doing actually.

The only thing is they better have Richie. CGI that lion in or fuck it give us a guy in a fur suit, but they better have him.

I’m dying Shanks’ hair looks like a wig 😂

Well, it is canon that after losing Uta, he tried to drown his sorrows in alcohol, so him looking haggard and lousy is accurate if nothing else.

This is what teenage parenthood does to you everyone.

Seriously though, I’ve seen people complaining he looks too much of a drunk, but it’s literally canon in the film red extra volume that he was drinking a lot because he was so broken up over leaving Uta behind. In my opinion, he’s not supposed to be a carefree pirate here, he’s a father dealing with the loss of his daughter, and he’s teaching Luffy the realities of a pirate’s life.

They really made sure Mihawk looks flawless. I’m surprised they made his eyes accurate, since Sanji doesn’t have his eyebrows and Usopp doesn’t have his nose. I think he would’ve looked just as good with brown eyes.

Just look at how Shanks’ stubble looks pathetic compared to Mihawk’s glorious beard.

(Sorry for dragging Shanks I just like bullying him, but I love Peter and I think Shanks is pretty accurate. He’s not a heartthrob, he’s a goofy pathetic guy who collects bounty posters of his childhood crush.)

#overall the action looks decent #I have other opinions but that’s a whole other thing I won’t get into #one piece live action #opla #buggy #shanks #mihawk #I’m laughing at how arlong looks but it was always gonna be uncanny looking #Long post #sorry to make you read through all this i’m someone who must write out my reaction in paragraph form #ask #anon

[pois0ncandy]

life is boring and meaningless i should just kms

#what is there to live for? #absolutely nothing #everyone keeps saying that “it’ll get better” #“this won’t last forever and then years go by and it’s still exactly the same #the world is going to shit #i don’t make enough to survive on my own #and finding a new job is practically impossible these days #i have no one to even talk to #i don’t want to talk to anyone anyways #like what’s the point? #i’ve been holding out for so long and for nothing #fruitless endeavors #empty promises #forgotten dreams #any hope i had is gone #can’t believe i stayed alive this long all for some dipshit who doesn’t even live in my country and has forgotten my existence #like why have i put myself through this #there is no point #pathetic #i hate everything #i just don’t think living is for me #and it never has been #and i’ve always known this but tried so so hard to change how i feel to find some meaning in life and it was all for nothing

[solargeist]

hc s10 magic mountain makes me so ridiculously happy 😭🫶

#SUCH A GOOD LITTLE GROUP it’s so boatem core #i am watching so many povs today lmao I won’t be able to keep up in the future surely but ahhhhh #watching s10 live while also trying to get through s6 and s7 hahaha

[shima-draws]

Okay I legitimately need to break from watching OP for a bit because A. I’ve been binging nonstop and I need to actually like. Be a human person and do something else other than sitting and watching TV for 6 hours straight And B. I’m at Sabaody now and I’m fucking SCARED man. Things are so fun and lighthearted rn and I know it’s all going to shit soon and my heart isn’t READY for that yet,,

#It’s all going down I’m at the final stretch before the timeskip #Oh lord in heaven!! We’re in some deep trouble now!!! #Crying bc this mini arc has been so funny and lighthearted and I KNOW it won’t last much longer #Kuma’s gonna yeet these kids and leave Luffy ALL by himselfy. Do NOT like that #Shima speaks #I need to do art actually. I need to draw like really bad. Please #I gotta emotionally prep myself before diving back in bc I know everything from here til the timeskip is going to WRECK me <333333 #Oda IS coming straight for my heart. He IS going to snipe me through my living room window. And I will bleed out on the floor and cry #HOOOOGH. HGH. Help :))))