#woah tag rant

[folaireamh]

broooo i got up because i thought i wanted to doodle a funny comic but i hate my art and i'm tired i'm going back to sleep

#i DELETED my progress nobody get to see it #but the idea was. eight out of ten monkeys does countdown. #doing the fuckin. the word game i'm too tired. 'jamie what did you get' [silence] [visibly tapping on the mic] #[muffled sounds of yelling as the other mics pick him up] #alex hasn't spoken for minutes he's tuned into the letters #the letters round! swhat its called #sorry i'm more of a big fat quiz guy than a countdown guy #or like. 'jamie what do you think' [audible click of his mic being turned off] #[he is visibly speaking. audience cannot hear him. nick is cracking up beside him] #the running gag of cutting jamie's mic starts after the first series when he does just keep dropping florid profanity #show airs pre-watershed please stop saying every swear word you know #eventually he gets it under control but the running gag lingers #hes like visibly calmed down over the years and yet they still cut his mic whenever they deem it funniest #going to sleep and waking up just thinking about the panel show universe it's everything to me #sorry half my personality is that i've watched every episode of techdif citation needed several times #and have an organ in my body dedicated to thinking about panel shows #woah tag rant #shut the fuck up about panel shows humbug!!! nobody care!!!

[profictionist]

One thing (and trust me, theres more) i hate about antis is their hypocrisy towards different crimes

"You can't ship that! It's illegal!!" Yeah and the guy who murders people is also illegal, but youre fine with shipping him with people.

"You can't like that character! They canonically sexually assaulted someone!" But you love that one character who physically assaults people?

I don't get why antis thing sexual crimes are the worst of the worst and if you even tolerate a character who did that, you deserve to get death threats. And the fact that they hate abusive ships so badly, but love characters who are murderers? That's just double standards, and I'm tired of it.

If one immoral crime is okay in fiction, then they all should be. No crime is above or below other crimes. They're all horrible actions that can traumatize someone for life, but since its fictional and not real, all of them should be okay to engage in, IN FICTION. Because it isn't real.

"But sexual, abuse, and pedophilic crimes can trigger someone! That's why we cant have them!" You ever thought that maybe murder and assault could trigger someone? There's a lot of people who are triggered by gore, and yet I don't see any antis sending death threats to those who make it. And guess what? Tagging exists. You can filter out tags so that you don't have to see any of that. That's why tagging posts is so important, so that people who have triggers related to that content won't be able to see it. Problem solved, and everyone gets to do what they want.

But antis just don't want to do that? They'd rather shame people for liking immoral things, or not even just immoral, things THEY classify as more immoral than other immoral things.

It seriously makes no sense, and I can't grasp how antis think like this.

#woah #big rant here lol #i need a tag for that stuff. #proship #proship safe #anti anti #anti censorship #profiction #profic

[darktetrasdualies]

at last . the octopus is real

#splatoon #splatbands #splatoon marina #splatoon warabi #splatoon dedf1sh #splatoon shiver #splatoon paul #first time drawing warabi .. i was actually quite scared to draw him #but i think he turned out pretty good! #i gave paul a longer fringe to cover his eye to match dedf1sh #cuz they r siblings in my mind #and then i realised WOAH .. so many of them have hair covering their eyes #i think this is everyone ?? i hope im not missing anyone #ik im missing agent 8 but thats cuz i dont have a clear design yet #OK ill stop ranting in the tags now #my art

[bruhstation]

casa tidmouth celebrates its one year anniversary..... 2 days ago! but hey, it's the thought that matters! thank you very much for everything -- the support, the fanarts, the asks..... I truly appreciate them all!!!

truth to be told, when I first started this blog, I never thought it would grow to such lengths like this. I wasn't good at drawing engines (and I still am. but hey at least I'm learning! >:]) so what did I draw first? the engines as pokemon for my old pmd AU XD it was what started everything, but then I tried my hand at turning the engines into humans and voila. casa tidmouth is born. I grew alongside it, developed the story and characters as time went by, and garnered an audience, even friends!

(they'll be back. if the public demands. someday.)

I'm eternally grateful to those who stuck around this entire year. I know I'll be busier than ever as I'm starting med school and life will get tougher from here on out, but knowing that I have people who got my back uplifts me. thank you for support!

and look!!!! in a year, we managed to reach 850 followers! and it's all thanks to you! I hope you look forward to what this blog will bring in the future!

wanna know a fun fact? the reason why I revisited this childhood show of mine is because the twitter account sexymanotd posted a pic of duck the great western engine. then I talked about it in my priv, then a friend sent a couple of gijinkas from various people (mainly asktrio156). I decided to look more into it in tumblr….. the rest is history!

#thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #ttte toby #ttte percy #ttte edward #ttte gordon #ttte henry #ttte thomas #ttte james #casa tidmouth #senjart #a senja post where he doesn't rant in the tags and does it in the post itself? woah! #blasted this fanart at mach 5 speed right after I got home from vacation!!! ahaha #also have fun dissecting meanings behind this picture >:] senja classic

[monards]

i will never stop hating tests with vague answers and questions. “would you rather go to a party or library” i need. details!!!! clarification!!!!! is it a big/populated party. do I know someone there. is this party far away from my house. is it spontaneous or commemorating or centered around an actual event. is this a popular library where people will be. what books do they have. is it a school or public library. I CANNY TWKE THIS ANYMOIRE IS IT THAT HARD TO GUVE DETAILS.!!!!!!!!!!!

#sorry guys. I just really hate vague anything #it makes me insane #-> this is also why I. don’t like test #I overthink and analyze everything until brain pop #reasons crepe has not once stopped suffering. in any math subject ever #like at least with English and language overthinking CAN be good #I’m sitting here trying to do any math and thinking of any circumstance. and the formula is like y = mx + b #oh my god. #crepe rambles #crepe rants #woah. new tag update

[nysus-temple]

Look, if I see another person using the whole cyclops thingy to hate on Odysseus I will write an entire essay just for that person explaining the whole hubris thingy in Greek Folklore just to make them shut the hell up.

This has become a blog about Odysseus too I'm not gonna stop that.

#stupid fucking anons #and some random things around the tags that i found but i don't care #guys i thought we had reading comprehension #i can't believe some people are prefering Miller's bullshit over it 💀 #I'M SO DONE #but whenever someone says something bad about Achilles everyone starts acting defensive like woah okay !! #this isn't about any of you btw this is from anons and randoms around Tumblr #anyways !!! #i love Odysseus #Nysus loves Odysseus very much #rant #the odyssey #the iliad

[butchdykekondraki]

not to get sappy about a fnaf fangame that nobody really pays attention to anymore but im gonna be so totally honest dsaf is genuinely a game that fucking destroys me everytime i play it . ive been into it since it came out and its just been a comfort game that entire time. it's really well-made and there was a lot of thought and effort put into it and you can tell that super easily once you actually take a look at the game. it's genuinely helped me thru some pretty dark times in my life and overall that game has helped me get 10x more comfortable rambling about my interests on here than any post about how you shouldn't feel shame for being cringe has ever done. all in all dsafs really good and you should play it ok?? ok :-)

#[ren] #incredibly rare post where im not being dorky woah who woulda guessed #it feels silly to say it but dsaf has unironically helped me get more comfortable with myself. which is stupid but it is what it is!! #dsaf has a really special place in my heart because of that . i love those games to death despite how stupid they are #okay rant over . everyone play dsaf RIGHT NOW its all on gamejolt FOR FREE and its REALLY GOOD #ALSO IF YOU LIKE DIALTOWN AND/OR FNAF YOU'D LIKE IT I THINK. PLEASE PLAY DSAF IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU #obligatory dsaf tag #<- how could i almost forget my wife obligatory dsaf tag

[thasorns]

This is so funny especially when you know that Gray Yeon got played by Park Jihoon

#I finally got around to read the weak hero class webtoon #and woah it’s heavy. I’m glad that they toned down the violence in the drama #zey reads #I thought why not use a new tag only for my reading things which is some on this blog #zey rants

[ultramarine-spirit]

in the novel why claude so refuses to let Athy leave the palace alone? I remember that Claude did not allow athy to leave the Palace and every time she asked him to go to a tea party he always refused very strongly, even after athy returned to it he still had a hard time allowing athy to leave the palace alone.

I don't think there's another reason other than Claude being very, very overprotective of Athy.

To be fair, Athy had... more than a couple of near-death experiences (some of them because of Claude's own fault lol), so I can understand him to a certain extent. Plus she's a princess, the only princess and heir to the throne, so her going outside of the palace is a pretty risky thing, overprotectiveness aside. And Athy made it a point that she didn't want to go with guards, so despite her being a magic user and being more than capable of taking care of herself (as proven by her surviving for... months? outside of the palace during the amnesia arc), it still would be dangerous.

But a thing that I really liked about Claude and Athy's relationship development in the novel was that, when Athy returns and Claude still didn't have his memories back, she is like "okay, this kind of dynamic can't go on, I'm going to be more independent and you are going to have to trust me and be okay with it". And so she has her own birthday party (Claude being uninvited lmao) and goes outside of the palace. Of course, Claude is uneasy about it, but he lets her do it anyways, since he'll give Athy whatever she wants. Athy says that she wants to change their broken relationship and build trust between them, have an actually healthy father-daughter bond (this is a very mature thing of her to do just after going through incredibly traumatic events).

It's not the same as the manhwa scenes when Claude apologizes to Athy and cries, or when he opens up to her before the coronation, but I think that narratively they serve the same purpose of moving forward their relationship, and them finally being honest with each other. For me, they are the natural conclusion to Claude and Athy's arc in both versions, because WMMAP's main point is that family relationships take effort and time, they require mutual understanding and honesty. Real love is not just a thing automatically granted by blood ties or magic, that is a naïve notion that the narrative goes very against of and actively calls out.

In the novel scene, Athy then says that she'll always tell Claude beforehand when she plans of going outside, and that she'll always come back. As long as Claude waits for her, she won't disappear forever, because that is her home. "Where you are is where I should return to", because he would always be her dad, and she would always be his daughter.

From my point of view, Claude's overprotectiveness of Athy comes from his lonely life and fear of abandonment. Diana promised to be with him forever, and yet she died and left him alone. Athy almost died more than once too. He fixiates on her good bye to him at the debutante because of that, and he is afraid of Athy growing up and building her own family in the manhwa for that very same reason. Claude is terrified of Athy leaving him behind, in one way or another. It's understandable, considering his backstory and characterization, and that's also why I find it so beautiful that Athy takes it into her hands to reassure him that such thing won't happen. In both novel and manhwa, she takes the initiative of building real trust between them, while also demanding that Claude apologizes for hurting her and that he changes his unhealthy behavior, and reaffirming her own independence (not asking for it!).

I know this is probably not where you wanted the conversation to go, but I couldn't help myself. Their development is one of my favorite things about WMMAP.

#i honestly LOVE how Athy takes the initiative to fix their relationship #(and their whole family's unhealthy dynamic in the manhwa lmao) #i know i'm always going on about lucathy but i really appreciate how sincere and fleshed out Claude and Athy's relationship is #i wouldn't say i'm a Claude stan but while i know it's a meme to say he's a trash dad i have to give credit where it's due #he may be an asshole and i would do anything to kill his LP self and there may be dozens of better manhwa dads #but i love Claude's arc and growth from a character stand point #so well done #i love even more that it's Athy the one that takes the first step #it's Athy the one that tries to heal their broken bond #she isn't 'fixing' Claude. she is acknowledging they both need to change if they want to have a sincere relationship #and it's just SO good #they may not be the most sugary sweet father-daughter duo but they'll always be my favorite #i just can't find this kind of depth and development in other family-focused manhwas #also WOAH look at this rant. i'm very sorry anon i'm sure this isn't the answer you were asking for lmao #tagging this cuz i liked this meta thingy i wrote #who made me a princess #i suddenly became a princess #suddenly became a princess one day #wmmap #sbapod #sbap #athanasia de alger obelia #athanasia #athy #claude de alger obelia #claude wmmap #wmmap claude #wmmap meta

[lylethewaterguy]

Random 6am thought but I’m really torn on the Young Justice decision to make the New Genesis Bugs look like actual bugs. On the one hand I do like the way the YJ universe has really set itself up as a very unique and self contained universe, and the new Bugs really reflect that. But on the other hand I feel like it kinda misses the point of the Bugs. Or at least what I’ve always interpreted to be the point of the Bugs. (Please correct me if I’m wrong about any of this)

For reference, Forager from the show and Forager from the comics (with and without the mask):

The New Gods and the Fourth World were created by Jack Kirby during the late 60s early 70s (relatively) shortly after WWII and during the height of the Cold War. That historical context is really evident in the set up of the canon (I mean it is called the Fourth World after all). Apokolips is very clearly supposed to be a Nazi Germany/Soviet Union stand-in. With the one clear tyrannical and totalitarian leader, the work/slave camps, the one uniting phrase used to declare allegiance (Darkseid is.), etc.

So in opposition of the Nazi Germany/Soviet Union Apokolips we have the Allies/United States New Genesis. New Genesis is, on paper, the opposite of Apokolips. New Genesis New Gods seemingly only care about equality, technological advancement, and helping lesser beings. Except then you look closer and realise that New Genesis also has a pretty totalitarian ruler in Highfather, and they also want/have stakes in the eternal war with Apokolips, and hell one of their mission statements is helping “lesser beings”. You quickly realise they are just as totalitarian and supremacist as the Apokoliptans, they just have better branding.

And a large part of this, for me at least, is the Bugs. Just like in the YJ show the Bugs of New Genesis live on the planet while the New Gods float above them in the sky. Also just like in the show the New Gods use the Bugs for what is essentially slave labour and treat them as… well… bugs. The difference is that in the comics the Bugs aren’t actual bugs. They look like human beings, they are just called Bugs because that’s what the New Gods see them as.

To me it seems like the idea was for the New Genesis New Gods relationship with the Bugs to be a reflection of the Allies/United States relationship with their colonies. It was supposed to say sure they might not have slave/work camps like Apokolips/Nazi Germany/Soviet Union but New Genesis/the Allies/the US still have colonialism and (New God/white) supremacy. They might be The Good Guys™©® but they’re not actually good guys.

And while, again, I like the fact that the YJ universe is creating their own unique take on DC canon. And I do fully understand that getting into the whole World War II/Cold War comparison would be too much for what is essentially a children’s show. I still don’t really like how it almost gives the impression that the Bugs being human is “lazy design” or the same thing as all Star Trek aliens looking the same, when it was (as far as I know) a very deliberate choice made to make a very pointed criticism of colonialism, imperialism, and white supremacy.

Edit: Correction, Forager is the only one who looks fully human cause he’s actually a New God who still gets treated like dirt by all the other New Gods (especially Orion) because he was raised by the Bugs (I was under the impression the Bugs looked like that too, my B). That being said the other Bugs are all still very humanoid, so I still think everything I said applies. And the fact that Forager is an actual New God both makes the supremacy comparison even more poignant with the New Gods looking down on not only the Bugs but anyone or anything that they perceive as a Bug or as related to the Bugs. I also think it makes the decision to make Forager in particular an actual Bug… weird, and kinda erases the entire basis of his comic book character (from what I can tell). I can’t find a solid reference for what the bugs actually look like out of their suits (gotta be honest Forager is “the big one” and even he almost never appears in comics), so if someone has a good reference pic please send it my way.

#young justice #new gods #fourth world #dc forager #(idk what the new gods tags are) #woah that rant ended up being longer #also I didn’t research before writing this #(it was kinda a flow of consciousness thing) #so if I got anything wrong please let me know

[a-really-cool-blog-name]

LETTUCE RANT INCOMING

Man, more people need to understand that a good salad -like a refreshing lettuce salad you would eat on a summer day- needs to be -and I cannot stress this enough- crunchy. I ain't just talking about the croutons, I mean the leaves themselves need to be crunchy. "Oh I don't like salad, I tried it once and liked the dressing but the lettuce itself was so sad." Have you tried better quality lettuce? Like seriously good quality lettuce is like soooo underrated. It's refreshing and nice much like how a cucumber is, in the way that it tastes like how you would think solid water would if ice didn't exist. Once I ate half of an entire bag of lettuce just cause it was so good. (Felt a bit like a cow in that moment but it was worth it. I aspire to find the quality of lettuce again)

"What if I don't like the dressing?" Different issue all together try a different one.

"But, the lettuce was fresh and crunchy I just didn't like it!" Yeah, that's fair. You're allowed to not like lettuce, that is a completely fine and normal opinion. I'm not going to judge you if you don't like lettuce, I just want you to genuinely try it. If I judge my liking of salad based off every wilty sad bowl I've had, I probably would say I don't like salad! Sometimes lettuce just doesn't taste right which is also a problem in trying it. So make sure you get genuinely good quality. And this goes without saying but don't judge it based off the fact that you put too much or not enough dressing.

I could rant more about this as this is just the tip of the iceberg, but I should probably just caesar with my rant that's been roman all over the ranch that is my mind.

(Sorry, I had to get all of those puns out. Hope I don't feel too wilty about it later.)

#Yes I did start writing this while I was eating a good Olive garden salad. How did you know? #lettuce #Lettuce rant #a rare original post #uhhhhhh #how do i tag #random thoughts #food discussion #I don't know man #BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE- #Woah had to get that one out of me #Rant #Food #salad #Bad puns

[missmiseryguts]

I'm not mad because my favourite character is underrated I'm MAD BECAUSE MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IS OVERHATED!!!!! I cannot go a DAY without seeing a post about how annoying she is I swear to god I'm gonna draw fanart of her to cope

#briightl1ghts rant #omg my tag woah #im so cool #anyways #this is technically a #osc rant #but i digress #osc

[smallbunn]

you ever just sit there and think abt how grian was responsible for scars first and last deaths?

#literally went on a whole rant/ramble on my twt abt them #they make me feel things #grian #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #3rd life #desert duo #tw death #idk if that needs to be tagged but just in case #morty talks woah

[a-dotrivenitupontop]

no but like can an american on this site actually explain wtf 4h even is 😭

#from my understanding it’s like a summer camp thing where they appropriate native american culture and make 10yos kill pigs #or at least that’s what mythic quest and wikipedia told me #but like how does it actually work #is it in america only? is it just for working class kids? what’s the age range? #also side note why do americans have so many summer camps #what do you even hope to achieve with ‘fat camp’ your bread is 90% sugar?? #woah this turned into a whole rant in the tags shit

[rose-lalondde]

every time i read a Drop of Poison the most jaw-dropping shit happens

#sakura is very much unhinged and unafraid in this fic #currently in the chunnin exams arc so yeah shit is happening but goddamn #first the fight with ino had me clutching my chest like WOAH then they made up after so its fine now #but now her fight with neji omg??? kind of deserved but its also so much worse than what naruto did to him in canon lol #still reading the chapter and i think it's funny when ppl are shocked that kakashi taught sasuke chidori #like he CREATED it when he was the same age if not younger & ik it's different circumstances but be srs rn #you cannot be surprised that he taught him that #AKUDJAODJAS #ok sasori had a pretty good if not controversial plan & that shit went off the rails immediatly oops #like the kazekage was actually just a bunch of snakes in a trench coat woops #i love ranting in the tags anyway expect this to be on friday's rec list lol #moon posts

[stillbreathing-aer]

im just gonna spam rq:

tasm and me freaking out about peter parker

yk normally notes would get this but since im here, tumblr will be subjected to my movie rants :)

this is literally just me commenting on the movie, like the whole movie, unless i stop randomly, unlikely, but could happen

the eyes. just LOOK AT HIS EYES YOU GUYS. SO PRECIOUS GKKDKCKKD

bye fangirling over another golden boy. golden retriever boy. kfkkdkdk

gone

this is a problem, how am i meant to function in society

BIEOKFK HES SO CUTE AND AWKWARD AND I JUST WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD

ckekd

save me

HE IS SUCH A SWEETHEART AND I AM DYING

ckdfkfdkkdkckdkskdk CUTIES

WHY DIDNT I WATCH THIS BEFORE

AWWWWWWWWWWW CKDKFKDKDK HES SKIPPING AWAY HOWICKEKKSKS

nah dude this is it for me, she says after saying that about the last three fictional golden boys

gone

THE HOLOS REMIND ME OF TONY man i miss that guy

goddammit pete- may :[

cksskdkk

oh shit- oh poor baby- no-

aw shit dude-

istfg ben better NOT fucking die trying to find peter

oop bad guy incoming

oh nvm

NO

ben

no

STOP

MF KILL THAT MAN

STFU

THAT BASTARD KILLED BEN

IM DONE FUCK THIS

YO WTF

NAH THATS NOT COOL NOT COOL AT ALL DUDE

WHAT THE BALLS MAN

i hope that man dies

AND THE LADT THING PETE SAID TO HIM, WAS WHEN THEY FOUGHT???? GONE DONE DEAD

YOU BETTER GET HIS ASS PETE

NO STOP THE VOICEMAIL-

i am so done w these GOOD FATHER FIGURES dying.

THIS I

oh my

pete lets uh

calm ourselves yeah?-

w no poor Akfkeifieekkwwkwkkwkwkwkekdkekekwkwk the h

THE HUG

GONE

IM GONNA CRY

TEARING UP CURRENTLY

that is so upsetting

EW GET YOUR GRUBBY ASS HANDS OFF OF Her

oh

uh

hm 🤭

oh shit

hes tonna drop him

oh

he got dropped nvm

HEHEHEHE THE MASK

thats so funny

hehehehehehe slay peter slay

SLAY GHE WEBS

oh shit he gonna jump

oh nvm hes just showing off his awesome handstand

like literally just one hand

🧍

what

PETER??

MASK???????

PETER??????????

look at him, little crime fighter

go white boy go

god

damn

how

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehe SLAY PETER SLAY.

LOOK AT HIM GO

so proud

hehe

DAYUM PETE SLAY LOOK AT YOU LITTLE FASHION DESIGNER

YOU GO KING

LOL

a cop? in

yeah what he said

hes so funny

HA HES SO FUNNY

ive seen this behind the scenes its so funny w/o the webs there

LOL ITS PRETTY FUNNY BRO

aw how kind of him to give him breathing holes

oh no hes getting cocky 🧍

thats never good 🧍

wow nice going pete-

what a little weirdo /pos

may has to know

oh jeez pete your memory its failing you buddy

aw pete-

aw may- ;-;

peter- :/

lizard incoming 🫢🫢

yo are you stalking him?

rude

i love having trouble processing audio w/o captions

aw gwen :']

shes so sweet

i love her

AWWWWWW SHES ASKING HIM OUT BJDKKFFKDK

gone i love them

ayo lizard time?

PETER PARKER YOU FUCKING HEARTTHROB

GWEN STACY YOU ADORABLE SWEETHEART

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW THEYRE SO CUT EMCKDKVKKRKDKDK

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HER DAD IS THE CHIEF HAHSHAHSAHHSHAHSHAH

hi mr i dont know your name scientist man

why is your arm so slimy

🧍

oop

he do be transforming though

hehehehehehehehe cuties

wow what a large family you guys have

very cooool and probably insufferable

pete 🧍

oh lord pete

pete read the room??

peter??

peter????

peter??????

DONT YOU LIKE GWEN BUD???

MAYBE DONT MAKE BEEF WITH HER DAD???????

OR MAKE YOUR BIAS ON PETERMA- SPIDERPARKE- I MEAN UNNAMED SUPER DUDE

AW THEYRE CUTE

fkdkdkkddkdkdkdkdkk

KISS??????????????

kfdkkdkskkkdkfkk

they are so cute

im so gone

fkdkkfkdkvkvofkdksofkekkdkfkssksm

LMAO DONT JUMP THAT WOULD BE TRAUMATIC

AGO EMJFKDKFDKKFKDKCKDKDKSWKDKKFKDKEKEKFKDKKDKDKDKDK AYOOOOO PETER PRKER YOU SMOOTH MAN

cldkfkdkkvdkkf

gone

gone done

goen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

UTIES

cuties

gone

pete dont jump 💀

oh jesus

ahh lizard man is on the loose 💃

wait did he even try the oher door????

MY MANS WAS JUST WEARING IT UNDER ALL THAT????

oh wow

he is gonna be forever traumatized by bridges from now in

NO THE POOR KID GIDKFK

AW PETE-

GONE GONNA CRY

AW PETER MAN I LOVE YOU

AW PETER

aw shit dude

FKDKFKEKDKEKEKEKEKWKE

AW SHIT

OKAY FUCKING GOOD BRO

IF THAT KID FELL I WOULDVE FUCKING BOUNCED BRO NO MORE FOR ME

thank god

HES SPIDERMAN.

HE IS SPIDERMAN.

poor lizard man (?)

this city stans spiderman

SHE KNOWS

MAY KNOWS

they are adorable

look at his goofy little smile

THEIR EYES. THEIR EYES VKSKGFSK

what a dumbass

sorry, dumbasses, plural

sorry, cutest dumbasses

damn scientist man you look like a mess

scientist man and peter man you both arent being very subtle about this

otto in the ps4 spiderman game gives lizard scientist man energy

dr curt connors?

now i know your name funky scientist man

lil lizard boys

oh funky lil lizard boys i see

damn connors youve become a crazy basement man

🧍

all that video for nothing

hehe the web is so cool

oh man thats so sick

the vibrations from the webs

thats awesome

oop youre being surrounded peter man

oh

how

WEIRD ASS TAIL OKAY

EW THE CLAWS EXTENDED FURTHER???? THAT WAS GROSS

man well i hated that

i

pete

you

really just left your name on the camera like that

damn pete-

aw gwen fkdk-

hehehehe so cute

i love you gwen stacy

wow those are really bad pete

TH EYES

the eyes

gone

ckdkfkdkdk

ckdkdkdkcdk

gkdkfkdkgkskkckdkd

they are

so fucking cute

im

gnna

spontaneously combust

as msuch as i think that you should sleep over bud may is gonna be pissed

oh but they are so cute :[

jfdjdjdjj

they are adorable

aw pete-

i love you gwen stacy and peter parker

god they are SO CUTE

im gonna stop living /j

youre losing it connors

welp

good luck peter man

THE BATHROOM?????

jesus connors

welp

i

did he really just mKe a bomb

WOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THAT SUIT

i feel like the peter in the ps4 game is a lot like andrews peter

and i am here for it

ew that regen on the tail was gross as

GWEN??????

GIRLY????

oh shit slay pete

god they are so cute it is almost insufferable

STAN LEEEESEEEEE I MISS YOU KING

pete buddy wheres your mask

oh

its in your hamd thats my bad

aw shit yeah those poor kids- theyre all traumatized

oh i hope this doesnt become one of those scenarios where the sweetheart becomes a cocky bastard :/

it better not ill be so sad

i doubt it will cause peter is the super boy so narratively that cannot be allowed to be permanent :D

so if he does, he'll redeem himself hopefully

i

connors is that a lab coat?

damn well theyre all dead now

unfortunate

oh

not dead

just

welp

thats unfortunate

.....

welp

lmao those people in the bg just staring at him on the call

gwen you cant die yet

i know you dont die yet

thats

yeah

that sucks

cmon peter get up

come on peter wake up???????

I DONT LIKE THIS PETER WAKE UP

oh

nah its fine

aw shit pete

so many people know his face by now and i love it

that one post where its like an unspoken rule that even if youve seen spidermans face you cant reveal it is amazing

oh 🧍

i thought he was gonna

ingeresting

peter how mang days has it been since youve seen may

AWWWWWWWWW PEOPLE HELPING HIM IS THE SWEETEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

STOP THATS SO NICE

AW NO POOR PETE GISKFKDKDK

BYE IM GONNA CRY THATS SO NICE

GKSGJDJVKSKKVKDKF STOP WHAT

SHUT UP IM GONNA CRY

anyways

FISKGKDJFJN SLAY

GONE IM SO HAPPY

NO IF HE DIES I WILL CRY.

yes slay pete saved the day BUT IF GWENS DAD DIES I WILL FIGHT SOMEONE

sorry lizard man connors

IM GONNA FIGHT SOMEONE

NAH BRO

GONE

what in the hell

damn welp

bring him back this isnt funny

i hate this place

thats fucked man

anyways i got distracted

ben i miss you

ayo spidercave??

STOP DID HE JUST SYA THAT PETERS HIS HERO

stop that was cute w flash

anyways, thanks for coming to my ted talk that is being posted on tumblr cause i cant copy/paste the whole thing :)

#woah aer talks? #and woah aer couldnt transfer this all to notes so thats their bad? #aer's movie rant #tasm #andrew garfield #emma stone #peter parker #gwen stacy #i dont even know why im putting the tags cause i dont want anyone to perceive this #k bye thanks love you