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mtg-cards-hourly · 9 months
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Necrotic Ooze
It looks like currant jam, smells like death, and tastes a bit like both.
Artist: Wizard of Barge TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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brokehorrorfan · 5 months
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Wizard of Barge has teamed up with Troma to release Toxic Avenger T-shirts ($35) and long sleeves ($45) plus Toxic Crusaders shorts ($55).
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paradoxial-cunt · 3 months
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heart-like-a-grave · 2 years
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Wizard of Barge
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soranatus · 1 year
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Quit staring at my orb! By Wizard of Barge
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misagenda · 5 months
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girlwithlandscape · 1 year
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beardy-knave-artworks · 9 months
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Here are some 'Draw it in your styles' set by @wizardofbarge over the past year or so that I took part in.
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witchygreenwonder · 19 days
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I love The Wizard's Tarot deck by Wizard of Barge.
I pulled a card for the solar eclipse and it gave me the sun and I audibly said fuck you.
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mrkapao · 5 months
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Magic: The Gathering x Wizard of Barge Collection
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You have forced my hand. Look at John Green, boy
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just-ask-finn · 5 months
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*cough* so uhm..how does finn think about uh…fincest? And what about fintress?
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(jtbc he’s holding a watering can. i sent this to my friend and i had to explain why fern was dying in the background)
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steggmatt · 1 year
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Hello there! I updated my price sheet
Will draw:
- OC (humans, anthro, furry)
- FanChar
- Your OTP or BROTP
- erotic
- guro
- genderbend
- NSFW (but don’t post here) + 10$ for each character
Don’t draw:
- fetishes (ask first)
- cars and sophisticated technique
- transformers
Plus one character - 100% of price
Background - by agreement
All the corrections after the colouring step are paid
For payment use Boosty, please.  The final price will include commission fee (+10% of final price)
For contacting me use message on Tumblr or mail - [email protected]
I'm happy for any help, even reblog C: Thank you ~
My Boosty - https://boosty.to/steggmatt 
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etsyee · 3 months
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Wizard Of Barge Hooray Another Great Day To Scream Into The Void T-Shirt
Style that stands out with Wizard Of Barge Hooray another great day To Scream Into The Void T-Shirt, welcome to the world of the Wizard of Barge! It's another great day to celebrate with the limited edition Wizard of Barge Hooray Another Great Day to Scream Into the Void T-Shirt. This one-of-a-kind shirt combines humor and whimsy with a touch of existential angst, making it the perfect addition to your wardrobe. But who is the Wizard of Barge and why is he screaming into the void? Let's delve into this intriguing character and his iconic t-shirt design.
Buy now: Wizard Of Barge Hooray Another Great Day To Scream Into The Void T-Shirt
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im-am-not-a-weenie · 3 months
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🍓period comfort
This is self indulgent 😃.
Reader is AFAB and I will be using she/her pronouns
shout out to all the girlies who don't like taking medicine and just power through it the cramps.
hinting at period sex with astarion, yknow how it is
spelling errors <3
see end for a/n
Gale, Astarion, halsin,
🍓Gale
you felt like shit. utter shit. if you didn't believe in the gods now you did because you've been praying for them to end your suffering hours ago. you were curled up in a ball in the corner of your tent
"Love, are you in here?'' your pity party was interrupted by your darling boyfriend Gale.
you let out a grunt to signal that you were in fact under the heap of blankets in the corner, you could hear a faint chuckle and footsteps nearing you
Gale crouched down and his knees gave a loud pop which made you smile a bit. "are you ok?" he asked gently. you shook your head under the blankets. "can I see you please?" his voice soft and words kind
with a huff you peaked out through the blankets. "there she is" Feeling his hand tuck a piece of your hair away you looked up. "what seems to be the matter?"
"I'm dying" you groaned. he immediately removed all your blankets and began scanning your body for injuries. "what's hurt, are you ok. you should tell me when you get hurt. or at least see Shadowheart or Halsin-." he rambles on
grabbing his worried hand and bringing it up for a kiss getting him to stop his ramble. " I'm fine gale, is just my period" That got him to stop, "oh" his face flushed, and just looked at you for a few seconds
"Why didn't you say that" he left the tent. before you could even get up to check on him he was back with a small basket filled with different plants food and canteens
you made a face of disbelief "Where did you get all of that on such short notice" The only answer you received was "I'm a wizard" he started to pile the blankets back on you but this time joining you in the pile
"eat this" he gave you a purple looking plant "it'll help your cramps " he said gently, you just shook your head. "cmon it'll make you feel better" he prompted." "I know," you said with a shrug and just snuggled into him
"Dont want icky medicine" he wrapped his arms around you pulling you close "Then what do you want" his hand started to play with your hair. "you" he let out a soft chuckle "That I can do"
you lay there in comfortable silence before Gale interrupted it. "you know I will make you eat that later right." you giggled "I'd like to see you try Wizard Boy."
spoiler alert, you ate the plant
🍓Astarion
let's be honest. he could care less (lies). astarion is one of those people who passively aggressively takes care of you
in a similar fashion you were in your tent curled up on the floor before astarion rudely barged in. "what are you still doing in bed." he asked dryly. you just groaned.
rolling his eyes he walked over and nudged you with his foot "Get up." looking up at him with a baffled expression you just stared at him "Did you just kick me?"
he scoffed "Darling I nudged you, you'll see kicking if you stay in bed any longer" he threatened with a smirk. "fuck off astarion i don't have to deal-" you cut yourself off with a groan as you doubled over and clutching your abdomen.
"stop being dramatic. it's not my fault you stayed up with Karlch and Wyll all night. you gave yourself the hangover now deal with it- why does it smell like blood in here." he looked confused and looked back down to you noticing how you clutching your lower stomach. it took a minute but finally, he connected the dots.
he sighed sitting on the ground and pulled you into his lap. "oh my poor dear." it was one of those rare occasions where his voice was soft and genuine
his hand trailed down and rested on your lower stomach. "does it hurt right here?" he asked softly as his other hand played with your hair. after answering with a simple nod he started to softly massage there trying to relieve some pressure.
"y'know," he said with a mischievous smile "you smell delicious right now. Gasping you hit him playfully "astarion." he giggled and held you tight against him. "come now dear we both know it wouldn't be the first time" he pressed a kiss on the top of your head
rolling your eyes fondly you giggled with him. "maybe later when I'm not feeling like I'm being stab." "of course darling, just think of it like an extra meal for me" that earned him another playful hit.
🍓Halsin
walking. sooooooooooo much walking, when will we stop walking. you think to yourself, you and your companions have been walking for almost the whole day, and for what. to look for a stupid necklace for a stupid-
"my heart are you alright" Internal monologue was interrupted by your mountain of a boyfriend Halsin. "No, I'm alright" quickly dismissing his worry. you didn't really want to do this quest but you knew the sooner you got it done the sooner you could make camp
he looked unsure but nodded making sure to slow his strides to walk with you. you felt his hand grasp yours. everything was fine until it wasn't, you felt a sharp pain in your uterus. you inhaled a deep breath and stopped moving, closing your eyes and trying to collect yourself
halsin stopped to observe you "Are....are you sure you're feeling well?" you felt a hand on your shoulder. your eyes met his, you gave him a reassuring smile "It's just cramps bear, I'll survive"
he looked at you worried "You started your cycle?" it made you laugh a tad. "no, not yet."
"then why-" "Halsin my love, I get cramps before during, and after. I'm fine" you explained calmly. another painful wave washed over you. this time Halsin picked you up and started walking in the opposite direction of anyone else
"Not that I'm complaining but what are you doing?" you giggled at the sudden lift. no matter how big you were Halsin made you feel small, but in a good way
"I'm taking you to camp," he said simply and left no room for arguments 'if you are suffering I'd rather you suffer in my arms in our bedroll' he kissed the top of your head.
you felt safe and loved, the rhythm of Halsin's steps made you drift to sleep. when you awoke you were wrapped up tightly in Halsin's arms, your bodies tangled together you smiled and kissed Halsin's cheek before falling asleep again
hey. i did it i posted on time. anyway, i hope yall liked this! it was purely self-indulgent. also thank you for all the love of my last post! I've never gotten that many notes before. my inbox is open for requests. and i also can write for other characters bg3. <3
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girlwithlandscape · 1 year
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Wizard of Barge
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