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rphelperblog · 2 years

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Kai Parker Quote Rp Meme

inspired by @ofeternals - feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes- some pyschological humor, occasional bloody references, and mostly chaotic meme entry for one of TVD’s greatest villains

“The useless one is here. Thank god.”

“last time I saw you, i was trying to kill you. Why don’t we pick up where we left off?’

“Crocodile Dundee called. He wants his knife back.”

"At least my coffee will never get cold in hell."

Huh, That's Ironic."

Did it sound like she missed me?’

“well, at least, I felt that.”

“It sucks about that shirt though.”

“ You are crazypants.”

“Hi sleepyhead, remember me?”

“Crushed it. Literal mic drop.”

it’s because I want to kill you.”

“It feels like I’m being dragged back to hell by my colon.”

“I think I’m on the wait list for heaven, but they’re not returning my calls.”

“Translation: She’s about to croak.”

“Like water just oozing out of my eyeballs like I’m some alien creature excreting fluids.”

“I think I’m on the wait list for heaven, but they’re not returning my calls.”

“Are you guys talking about her? Because honestly, I didn’t think she was all that great.”

“In case you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m a sociopath. I know. Shocker.”

“Sorry, manners, nice to meet you. Pork rind?”

“You can always fight dirty. Like that time you and her played Monopoly and you stole from the bank. Not cool.”

“I’m just saying. Digging up mommy’s grave? That’s dark, even for me.”

"Murder is like potato chips: you can't just stop with one."

"Why are jeans so Ttght when phones are so big?"

"You two are the closest thing I have to a TV. I mean, you're no Baywatch, but..."

“Hello, Clarice.”

Whoops.”

“you clearly don’’t”

“selfie city.”

“It sure is nice to be around family for the holidays?”

“Hi, sleepyhead. Remember me.”

“I’m not really sure, because the third time I tried the spell, he kind of exploded in blood. Whoops.”

“Of course, my favourite memory is when I finally beat him to death.”

“By the way, how much does that suck about Patrick Swayze?”

"And All I Did Was Make Him Vomit Uncontrollably, Which Was Like, Ugh, All Right, Let's Stop That."

"Yay You Saw The Post-It! [Fake Robotic Voice] This Message Will Self Destruct In Ten Seconds."

"It's just not as threatening when I'm seeing four super blurry versions of you."

You are everything I didn't know I was looking for. “

"Who names a kid Malachai? It's like they expected me to be evil."

“Ah. Memories. Pitter-patter of little siblings’ feet, witchy-woo, chanting in the air, mom and dad calling me an abomination.”

“Like, say, you were in plane flying 747 miles per hour , would you die? You know, that could be dangerous, like if you’re headed to New York and your pilot reroutes for weather.”

“I had a soft spot for one of my sisters. ‘Cause otherwise, I would’ve cut her lungs out, and not just her spleen. You can survive without a spleen.”

“I did murder or heavily maim most of my immediate family, but after a long period of self-reflection, I’ve come to the conclusion that I could have handled my anger better.”

This faux merge is clearly failing because I was supposed to get your magic, right? Just- I don’t know- Put it in a- Put it in a Teddy bear or a bed pan or whatever and gimmie!”

Yoo-hoo, niece? Come out where Uncle -muse name- can see you. I have a small axe to grind… Well, not so small.”

See, when your family decides that you're nothing but an irredeemable piece of trash, well, guess the best thing to do is prove them right, right?”

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boxwinebaddie · 7 months

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Uncle Nina I just genuinely wanted to say what a wonderful person you are and please do not forget it!! You are very passionate about the things you write and it shows

Now, please excuse my lack of need for punctuation or any spelling mistakes I am the worst typer known to man and this is all over the place and for that I apologize

I've been thinking about writing this for awhile but I've been too tired or nervous do it sadly. I just hope you know how much we all appreciate you <33

I remember reading the first chapter or so of Peppermint and being blown away then losing it because I forgot to bookmark it. When I found it again I was sooo happy and quickly read all the chapters in one night. The way you write the boys, in both Pep and RM, are so. They're just so amazing and not flat at all they're so complex and you go under the surface of what they're feeling and you do it so so well. And your writing style as well it's just so GRGEHRGRRR I LOVE ITTT!! the formatting and attention to detail I am combusting spontaneously

My love for you and your work cannot be contained or fit in this ask box ( or my mind which constantly blanks on me when I need it )

You're such a sweet person and deserve all the love for RM and pep

Hope you heal and heal well ❤️‍🩹

Love, Stan 🧡🧡

hello sweet stanley wanley bo banley, earth angel,

( which, also, i hope you are all okay with the little nicknames i give you in these ask answers. if you ever do not want one or feel weird about it please let me know! i'm just an english girlie and an (EX) lover girl :/ so it's how i express my fondness and care!

i just feel like 'hi anon' or 'hello, anonymous' ( ew ) is so stale and dehumanizing and weird.

like for me its twice as zesty to call you my venti oat milk pumpkin spice lattslay, the kind of green that you dream about, a flower favored by many fae creatures, my dearest darlingest dear darling or the feeling you get when you lost something and then you find it in the back of your closet....but let me know!~

with that said, you my precious pearl, my perfect souffle [ that years of watching masterchef like college football has trained me 2 bake] that will come out perfectly risen and flawless, my wonderful stalk of rainbow chard, and lastly, of course, a pair of pants that fits just right the first time you try them on, immediately curing your depression.

thank you for your message. i really needed it today and...everyday after today because unfortunately....SIIIIIIGH....

( yes we all have to hear about this 25/8 im MISERABLE AS FUCk )

me and my boyfriend of like three years just broke up, it was mutual but i also suggested it so i guess i kinda broke up with him.

which, ew, a man, but he was my best friend in the world so i am going through it and i currently think love is a scam!

platonic love though! thank you sweetheart! i'm glad you think i'm wonderful, because i currently feel like i am such a miserable menace wench witchy woman, mad at the world. and that means so much to me because i do, really, care so much about what i write. its why i dont update every week and delay and doubt myself often...its because i am really committed to writing Good Fanfiction.

like yall deserve better than to read bad fanfiction, you are so lovely, you deserve only good things, if someone is mean to you, i will melt them with my lazer eyes, i will blow their head up with my brain. this is my shego super villian era.

YOU ARE TYPING SO WELL YOU ARE DOING AMAZING MY FRIEND!!!! do u know how many hours are spent...with me...combing back through these ask memes correcting the spelling...if i did not have spell check...you would be reading Stannish ( not to be confused with what i am calling rm!ravenstans spanish which is really good and they need to put that man in a movie...but pep!stans unreadable boy text messages that you need a decoder ring to read )

i know its easier said than done, but please never get nervous messaging me! i am so not scary i promise! i am like...i am currently trying to be scary in my Uncle Nina Hates Love Hater Girl Era and its not working very well, i started crying in the produce section today bc i saw a beautiful head of purple cabbage and its my boyfriends favorite color and idk...they should pay me they way i was watering those plants with my tears, i had to hold my breath run into the bathroom and scream loudly into my hands lmaooo.

so as you can see! i am not scary! just mentally unhinged. but not unkind, my little lemon wedge or my radiant river rock that is the perfect shape and size with which to skip across the water. never you, stantastic. never ever you.

i'm so glad peppermint had such a strong impact on you! it had such a strong impact on me, it really is my first born. other than the kyle chapters we dont talk about, i have never felt more solid about the story board of a fanfiction, like please know when its coming back, it is going to be so good i swear. <3 you deserve it

AAAAAA thank you!!!! the characterization comments are my fav fav FAVORITE!!! i think theyre a little quirky but also...good? i think! im tired of sad guitar blob stan and kyle not being funny...like how the fuck are u gonna be that much of a hater and have no jokes? bo-ring.

its important to me that they are funny and real ( sometimes in a cringey way like oh my god, when the boys are down horrendous i am in physical pain writing those scenes ) but also that they have specific mannerisms

( pep!stans lil emo boy nose ring, kyle doing the eyebrow scrunchie thing then hes thinking, jersey kyle wearing glasses when pep stan doesnt/his accent in gen, ravenstan, Stannish and the Weird vial )

and also that their backstories and the intricacies of their personalities especially the sad parts are touched on thoughtfully, but also not lightly. something that is important to me is portraying things like alcoholism, depression, ocd, ptsd etc. with integrity. which is sometimes difficult and upsetting! but honest.

in being honest, i will say...even as a Hater....Now....( guys are u convinced im mean yet im so mean pls )...i am ALWAYS a hope you heal girlie so pain and suffering in my fanfictions with my characters, even though it does not seem like it...alls well that ends well...everyone will get healed i swear. all will be well. rest easy.

( sorry i almost killed stan ten times in pep....sorry i actually killed stan in rm but then ressurected (?) him...kyle is next! DW! :* )

you are so sweet fo the bit about my attention to detail. detail means sooooo much to me i know it makes my fanfictions like 9 miles long but idk i want you to SEE the characters, like por ejemplo, in this flashback i am writing that....sigh....is gonna be all of chapter four ( and im obsessed w it but still i did wanna progress the plot ) i wrote this part where i described pre-rm stan in so much detail it made my brain go brrr i was so stoked!!! im gonna try and do the same thing with pre rm!kyle :)))) but yes DETAIL DETAIL DETAIL tell me what they smell like, what shoes they wear, something that grosses them out, what kind of tacos they like etc.

( im luv u for liking the formatting its been terrorizing my brain lately so im making it less ugly and more intentional itll b good i swear )

BUT I ADORE YOU MY FRESHLY BAKED BLUEBERRY MUFFIN, you are such a darling thank you for supporting my fanfictions, i am really glad people like them and im not just updating them to like tumbleweeds and people cringing haha!!

thank you i hope my heart and my body heal, and sweet stan ( of whose name and kind, warm heart you embody so effortlessly ) i hope you heal from what hurts and harms you.

but if not...send it my way and i will Give It A Talking To! >:( <333

take care, darling.

-uncle nina

#im sorry if i accidentally used your ask as a vent #i am in such a weird and unhappy headspace lately but these asks i was saving #for now when i needed them #so thank you lovie for shining your bright light on me #hope i heal #also i hope i didnt scare you by calling you a million silly things i thought it was funny so i kept doing it #but really you are so kind pls never feel nervous about messaging me these make my day and my life so much easier #i literally cannot thank u enough srsly im miserable #this was so nice #im gonna shut up now but ur doing sad boohoo break up girl charity karma will reward you

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isthisselfcare · 2 years

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An accumulation of a few months of asks, please forgive my delay. I have not answered them all as some will require more time than I’ve got at the moment. Thank you to anyone who sent me kind comments from the bottom of my heart!

Re: questions about bookbinding and paywalls

I have a few of these queries and, though I thought my position was amply clear with ‘not for profit’ binding only, to reiterate – I permit bindings of my work on a not for profit basis, which means that binders should not be making money from binding my work. Please don’t put my work behind paywalls. I find fanfic binding to be amongst the most fascinating and wonderful developments in fandom in recent years, making beautiful works so tangible and permanent – let’s not give copyright holders a reason to look upon us with a litigious eye.

did you watch the new Persuasion?

I quit after the first half hour, all agony, zero hope. I’ve half a mind to make a post with screenshots in, with arrows and comments and shrieks of pain

Ur Instagram is my fav meme account

Thank you, I think I’ve found my calling, rather less time consuming than the writing x

Hello, can I ask you a question?

“Love and light, my girl,” said the first Keeper.

^Did the keeper say this because she had predicted Hermione's future and knew that she would eventually fall in love with Malfoy?

Love dmatmoobil.💛💛💛💛 Thank you.

It’s a greeting/farewell in some witchy circles, but I adore this interpretation!

Hello darling! 👋 I hope you're having the most fantastic summer and the best life, really, because dmatmobil has brought me so much joy. I'm beyond obsessed and keep replaying the audio version of it on Spotify almost every day. At this point I know it almost by heart but just your prose is so soothing and comforting, it's an immediate source of endorphins.

I have one question: during the tea party, Draco asks Hermione if she'd like Narcissa to give her one of the flowers (hyacinths?) for medical/research purposes and in response she says something like "she's already helped me". I've been wondering what that meant - my first intuitive guess is that what she meant was that Narcissa helped her feel more at ease at the manor by inviting her and being a gracious host? Or was there a deeper meaning to her words?

Thank you! On the hyacinths – in that passage, Narcissa mentions to Hermione that the plant was brought in from Provence. In a later passage (as they are climbing up towards the monastery) Draco notes in passing that there are hyacinths in the undergrowth. Hermione uses flora to triangulate locations for her various ingredients, so the implication there (for, admittedly, a reader with a magnifying glass) was that Narcissa’s mention helped her narrow her search down in some way. Perhaps she hadn’t been able to find a saint’s bone + hyacinth combination location in the UK and the Provence mention spurred her on to widen the net. Also gave the author excuses to write about romantic seaside walks

Where did you get the idea for the rings in dmatmoobil?

Magical rings are the bog standard Jewellery Plot Device so I only ‘got the idea’ in the sense of picking the lowest hanging fruit, haha! And (if you didn’t know) something similar does exist in real life – smart rings – a cool piece of kit!

just wanted to say i LOVED draco malfoy & the ordeal of being in love!!! thank you so much for writing & sharing it. i really really wish i could read more of your work— i feel like i’ve been rudely spat back into reality from the lovely world you built and reality is terrible— but i understand your need to keep your lives/identities separate! if begging would help, let me know. i’d readily beg for more of your romance works!!! + i’d take the vow of secrecy!! also if you have a patreon or ko-fi or some way to support your work, please let me know as well! me and the reddit community of r/romancebooks think it is a crime that we read such an amazing piece of work for free!!! i just love your writing style so much and i really wish i could live in your stories & the worlds you build. i will now slowly savour the shorter one-shots you have written like they’re the last few drops of water on earth. thank you so much again for sharing your talent, hard work & stories with the world!!!!!!

I’ve not got any of those platforms but your kind message is worth a kg per word in gold, thank you! (Also – I haven’t any one-shots up – now unsure whether or not you have written to the correct author – will take the compliments regardless)

I don’t know if you are on GoodReads but the romcom author Penny Reid loved your fanfic!

I had a google as I wasn’t familiar with their work, but Happily Ever Ninja and Neanderthal Seeks Human sound simply fabulous based on titles alone. Thank you for letting me know! xx

hey, I have real problem (LOL). I'm not sure when D&H had their sex together. Did they really sleep together in Chapter 30: Samhain or it was just imagination. Please help here because I have problem with plot. Thank you in advance. Love your writing and sense of humor in it :)

Hiya, yes, they slept together – see this line in the next chapter: ‘It was difficult to deny what had happened, given that each had the other’s bodily fluids in various stages of evaporation upon their person’ (particularly charming out of context)

Hi, thank you for sharing DMATMOOBIL! What made you choose Greyback as the villain?

Ooh, I haven’t got an elegant answer for that one – he was reverse engineered into being. My first question when plotting this thing, knowing I wanted a Healer Hermione who needed protection, was what disease or problem was she curing that would anger someone? The top 3 candidates were lycanthropy, vampirism, and Dementors (traces of that brainstorm linger in the chapter when she explains her treatment’s other applications). I really liked the Dementor cure idea, only I couldn’t see Dementors posing a proper threat to Hermione without a lot of in-universe setup (would need a reason for Dementors to be floating about outside of Azkaban, would need Dementors to have enough brains to work out what she’s doing? And stage attacks?? Or a baddie Dementor Leader organising things?) – so, idea discarded due to Author Couldn’t Be Arsed in the interest of efficiency.

Vampires and werewolves were both more feasible, but lycanthropy got the edge because I had a beloved character in the story afflicted by it (Lupin). And then, continuing the reverse engineering, who gets rather pipped at the idea of a cure? Greyback, who, conveniently had an established antagonistic relationship with Hermione and also did not explicitly die in canon. (Though if he had died in canon, I would have used him anyway; I’ve got no respect for the dead)

I discovered dmatmoobil recently when I did one of my irregular dramione deep-dives. I came here to say how dare you write a story that has affected me profoundly like few other stories have. Love is too inadequate a word to describe the enormity of my feelings now that I've finished madly binging it. (1/2)

Truly, you write in the spirit of Jane Austen et al., and can I just say that even if you weren't one of the few (or only?) fanfic authors I've ever seen cite Jerome K. Jerome as an influence, (2/3, I lied, brevity is not my forte)

it would have been evident from every other sentence of your breathtakingly *not* jejune work. Anyway, in addition to adding to your inbox material for grey days, I do actually have a question: will there be an epilogue? (3/3)

(4/5, because it is 2.30am so of course my brain thinks this is a good time to be active) I would also like all of your thoughts on all of dear Jane Austen's books, but I understand that this might be a bit much to ask.

Only tell me that, Pride and Prejudice being the ultimate comfort read aside, you also think Sense and Sensibility is a reliable soporific (despite my best efforts I have never once made it through the whole book without nodding off) (5/5)

Thank you for this VERY sweet message. I haven’t any plans for an epilogue or other additions to the Mortifying Ordeal, so sorry to disappoint. I wish I had the time to share all of my thoughts on Austen, but in the meantime – you must give Sense and Sensibility another chance – perhaps a strong espresso first – it’s a non-stop thrill-ride. Really! Heroine falls in the rain! Dashing rescue! Snipped locks of hair (scandal!!)! Illegitimate daughter! Fevers! Jiltings! Illegitimate daughter dies a pauper! Alan Rickman as Colonel Brandon! (The last hasn’t to do with the book, but I nevertheless add it as a point of consideration)

Sending you a heads up to look at the my-dmatmoobil-memes tumblr if you haven’t already been notified of it

I had not been notified and it is BRILLIANT. I am going to add every post to my queue. Thank you to the genius behind this!!

Curious about what other genres you write or if you do mostly humor?

Hiya, I go through phases – angst, erotica, humour, Serious Story with Important Message About The State Of Our Society, back to penises

Humour is my favourite in terms of the sheer pleasure of writing, but it is also by far the most difficult (far easier to make people cry than laugh!)

Hi, I'm head over heels with dmatmobil and I have some questions, if you don't mind.

Am I right in assuming that Hermione decided to start the project partly because the money from her invention (jotter) gave her the freedom to do so? In your headcanon, had she been sitting on the idea for a long time before she started doing it but simply didn't have the means?

In the crypt in France, they stumble into the reverse ethics spell, the mechanics of which I found fascinating. What I'm wondering is, was the spell limited only to the confines of the crypt and the affected person's immediate intentions? If Hermione had been affected, for instance, would she have simply left the crypt or would she have abandoned her entire project entirely (since she was there because of the project)?

And finally, was Hermione initially so reserved towards Draco during their Hogwarts trip because she had heard about him going on dates recently? Cause in the previous chapter Theo mentions people gossiping about his (unsuccessful) dates. Had the word reached Hermione and was she feelings unwelcome stirrings of jealousy?😌

Thanks so much in advance! Love you bye💛💛

Such good questions, such mediocre answers. So sorry!

On Hermione’s project – as it came about through a mechanical process (author needed a villain; see Greyback question above) I haven’t got a headcanon for that part of Hermione’s journey, but I like your idea of her having the project floating in her brain-soup for a time before it became financially feasible. On the reverse ethics spell, I didn’t think through the mechanisms in this level of detail, but my sense is that it would’ve had physical + time limits (effects dissipating if they left the crypt, and after a few days?). For the last question, see below:

Hello. I adore dmatmobil and I'm verging very close to unhealthy obsession zone. Hence my microcosmic question:

In one of the later chapters, lovesick Draco and Theo are discussing his crush and Theo says people are gossiping about Draco's dating life. So I was wondering, since the word reached Theo, did Hermione hear about Draco's dates too by chance, in your headcanon? If so, was that part of the reason why she was kind of distant and reserved at the beginning of their trip to Hogwarts, because she thought Draco was having an active love-life and this made her feel Not Good?

Thank you in advance.💙💙💙💙💙💙

Yes, this is certainly the implication in the text and explains her standoffishness when they meet again. I think it’s inevitable that she would’ve heard of it, given how small the wizarding world is – and how gossipy!

Have you seen the @DMATMOOBILbot on twitter? 😂

I had not, but what bits of it Twitter allowed me to see without an account (don’t make me make a Twitter I’m already overwhelmed) were wonderful! What an idea! Thank you for sharing this with me and thank you to the other genius behind this one (or perhaps the same genius?! Is Dramione a single entity of genius?)

Hello! I just realized while rereading your fic that I took a lot of inspiration from your fic while writing my own fic 😅 Would it be okay if I put your fic as having inspired mine? It's totally okay if not, I just figured I'd ask. I'm embarrassed I didn't realize it sooner 🥴🥴 I was writing in a new style for me, and I think my subconscious put in *attempts* at similar humor as you bc I reread your story often. My apologies if this comes across weird, I really didn't mean anything by it 😅 Hope this finds you well!

I removed some identifying details from this ask. And yes, of course you can! I am so pleased you liked it so much and honoured to be a positive influence (for once in my life otherwise rife with criminality and sin). All writing is iterative and builds on that which came before it. None of us write in a vacuum! Which is a convenient bridge into the next question:

Hi!! If it's not too invasive, can I ask what are some of the books which have inspired your style of comedic writing & strategic timing + the banter?

I’m chiefly inspired by British humourists, 19th and early 20th century. I have a note at the very beginning of Mortifying with a list of my favourites, delve into any of those and be amused! (And – perhaps if you are like me – feel dull and thick in contrast to the scintillating wit, sigh)

I don't even know how to put these in proper words. But I'm reading the Mortifying Ordeal and I just melted into your work. As a reader I have 100% satisfaction.

As a writer I'd be over the cloud if you could spare some tips on how to write in such a mesmerizing way.

P.S. I've been dreaming of writing a fanfic for God knows how long. I write a few chapters and then destroy the whole thing :')

Thank you for your kind words! I’ve got good news for you – if you have written chapters then destroyed them in a rage, you are already a True Author. If I may offer a humble suggestion, do a rage cut-and-paste rather than a rage-delete, and plonk the allegedly horrible chapters into a document called ‘Scraps’ or perhaps, depending on how full of rage you are, ‘Utter Rubbish’ – you may go back in there some day and find that the things weren’t as bad as you thought they were. Good luck, and keep writing – your first pieces will not reach the lofty heights of your aspirations, but eventually, through practice, you will begin to approach them. Perhaps even reach them? (I wouldn’t know, I never have)

#asks

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thegaynessarchives · 8 months

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Made a thing (my interpretation of lyrics below cut pls read them they took so fucking long to do)

Lyrics (this took me literally three hours pls appreciate this):

Pink long nade I'm an autumn but coats bomber

Peter plum my ballers man daughter's ring us growing

She alana these god love me like me

But bein honest I don't wanna yo eeee

I can yell about cuts, buzz cooling off your dingers

Now's telling up a golden meme, a meven and stingers

There's a thing, range endings, there theft, gift of luck

And now I'm aberrant and burrows fat

Pretty wood habits, fire every bet, nose, body, no bed, hose, body, every bone

Didn't buddies, every bliss, piss buddies

Din misses, hi friss friss, smurfs, crying, no, whistle, tone, wind, wind, dee us

They become laid itchablong with me, whiff

Then maybe horroreen at night, you beef

You when what's around, we fight, dong with me, whiff

Then could you time around, tell me I fuck you? preef

Baby, come lay itchiblong with me, whiff

Baby will wreathe at night with you beef

Then when what's around, we fight, dong with me, biff

Witchy titchy town, tell me, hell me, jilk if I'm salad pretty

Think of wrath, words, red blinds, why if dimples?

I think it's that when future be the futon when they pimple things were

Schizo or yeet your chank fof

Lou didja bam a ee? Or tweet, you stay tough

Outwitted, if if it fell, then dick, we went sofa deenafed catch it

You can carry, not good, different bodies, Eddie b oh a patch

Buddy, look at feather pockets, so they'll bam me

Way down, that's what wondering, til the end, if we'll fester all day

Is we play we back, nose, not even a bad nose

Thought he met me with my dollar buddies, act dismiss damn

Yeah, and this is my fist pissed first

Catterton, lost to be loved, and busy now

Baby, come lay, itchiblong with me, whiff

Baby doll reeeeing wool that bite you, weef

When we bust hoot out, we'll find dome with me, whiff

Could you time around? Tell me, I fuck you creep

Babygirl lay, itchiblong with me, whiff

Baby doll, reeee hurt at night, you, weef

And we whats hoot out, you'll find dung with me, whiff

Itchy twitchy town

Tell me, tell me, still, if I'm salad pluty

Walking with a scone legs, breaks and set sun

Ease small brown, lost your punch to cool

With the new tears, warmer, move, groove

Or stew, don't use sins, what's that?

sneeze

Those two need seats, bleed, and know eats a

Sequins, dream at pigeons, flower, fair your

Guess I fear and look tiara

Deadly sack to paint sedra, BOOB, every

Ready body, know that, knows nut in every bad

Oh, slutty suckerfish, like, nah, like, fuck you BBPT

This is my friend, this is her stem

Think, any, my bin, missus first, every

Think, anybody, know that, knows buddy every many

Ghost daddies every wrong teen lies

Maz biz, wife and misses first, I break their no ring

I'll now actly vicious

Baby chin finish, itchiblong yo lay it

Baby, with, me, with, that, right, goal reeee ith

Ow and, Q, if I'm wrong, what's it out with?

Could you to me tell me life ow row free

Baby ghh you, could you blonga lay with

Baby, with me with, that, light, go reeee whiff

After you brought a gun to death stin

Could you to me, tell me help me, who'd you tell, oh

Go what so tell me would you tall the bowl that's round with

sneeze

We got to die, let's reee pew I,

sneeze

We'll dawn above, let's round with, but just oh, me

And his height, let's do light

You

Wou gee conga, lay with baby

Hey with that right, no reeeee, lift

After hear all of thought with deaths with goochy

Ee, tell me, tell me,

Could you cow how

Could you, could you tell me? e

#not tma #jfc what am I doing with my life #will wood #the normal album #well better than the alternative #beats 2 and 4 switched meme #pls watch it I spent too long on this shit #Youtube

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cahootings · 2 years

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me walking around my city neighborhood at 11pm frantically trying to find a good vantage point with sucker holes to try and see the eclipse VS the two girls, one wearing a witchy hat, who crossed paths with me no fewer than three times in an hour……. spiderman meme

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decaffeinatedchaosdemon · 6 months

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If you ever wonder who your real friends and loved ones are, move away from home.

I've moved away from my hometown and so far, my friend with down syndrome from my old library messages me every day, every hour nearly. She calls me every week. The brother in law I was locked in a five year feud with visits twice a week sometimes, and when my partner has to take a nap because of their nighttime job, we hang out and talk and play videogames. Hell my mother in law with borderline agoraphobia and my workaholic father in law visited twice, and it was a blast. They all live two hours away. My online friends will message me with memes just to check in. My baby sister in college with three jobs, endless extracurriculars, and a 4.0 gpa will call when she can.

My mother has visited twice, once on move in, once to drop off the rest of my stuff. I have to call her and when I do, she's too busy with her work or there is a mini crisis. Even if I share my accomplishments in the "big bad city". When I missed visiting home one weekend and calling, she bombarded me with worry that it was a Dateline situation. .....I had pneumonia. All my old coworkers who loved me, haven't messaged me since my position was cut. And family and work were my only social circle back home.

The only ones I can pardon are my dad and my brother, because Everytime I've visited they've been the ones there, and they ask how life is and how we are. My father doesn't do well with calls and my baby brother has a fiance, a baby, and is saving for a real house.

If you ever wonder who actually cares, move away from home.

In the big bad city, I met a boomer veteran who is the most tolerant and protective man you've ever met. He is hard of hearing from time spent in the Marines, and has a hard time walking from an injury in his old correctional facility job. I never would have expected to be his friend ever. But we talk of music and fishing. We talk of flashbacks and disability.

In the big bad city I met a woman who lives with schizophrenia. She's an artist and a collector. Every week we meet up for tea and we talk about our different traumas and we share our revolutionary ideologies. We laugh at capitalism. We talk of witchy things and discuss how fucking boss Charlie Chaplin was. She collects art deco pieces in her apartment amongst thrones of throated items that she restores and resells. She doesn't turn away when I talk of how I was a whore to make ends meet in college, or that I am queer. She's doesn't get frustrated when I rant about the ways my brain is the worst some days. She smiles in understanding and says that I remind her of her at my age. Then we laugh at the normal people.

If you ever wonder who cares about you, leave. Then make friends with people with no obligation to care about you. I was so afraid of betraying my hometown small community life for the city, but so far, the city has shown me who cares more than that home town ever has.

#long post #rant #personal post #new beginnings #disabilties #vent post #i should write a book about this.....

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theastrokitty · 3 years

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The 16th-century Key of Solomon has examples for the types of astrological magic considered appropriate for the days or hours associated with each planet.

🪐 In the Days and Hours of Saturn: the summoning of souls from Hades, but only of those who have died a natural death.

✨ In the Days and Hours of Jupiter: obtaining honours, acquiring riches, contracting friendships, preserving health.

🗡 In the Days and Hours of Mars: experiments regarding war, to arrive at military honour, acquire courage, overthrow enemies; summoning souls from Hades, especially of those slain in battle.

☀️ In the Days and Hours of the Sun: experiments regarding temporal wealth, hope, gain, fortune, divination, the favour of princes, to dissolve hostile feeling, and to make friends.

💕 In the Days and Hours of Venus: forming friendships, for kindness and love, joyous and pleasant undertakings, travelling; lots, poisons, preparing powders provocative of madness, etc.

👁️‍🗨️ In the Days and Hours of Mercury: eloquence and intelligence, promptitude in business, science and divination, etc.; undertaking experiments relating to games, raillery jests, sports, etc.

🌙 In the Days and Hours of the Moon: embassies, voyages, envoys, messages, navigation; reconciliation, love, and the acquisition of merchandise by water; making trial of experiments relating to recovery of stolen property, for obtaining nocturnal visions, for summoning spirits in sleep, and for preparing anything relating to water.

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artemisxxvii · 4 years

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witchys-art · 2 years

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Local grape man, too tired to go on, but too spiteful to quit.

//There was this cool thing on twitter about drawing our Michaels and I HAD to draw my favorite rotten grape//

#witchy draws #witchy memeing hours #fanart #meme #fnaf #fnaf fanart #fnaf memes #michael afton fnaf #micheal afton #mike schmidt #five nights at freddy's

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ryles-comfort-room · 4 years

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Gotta love going to the local witchy shop and having an allergic reaction to the incense and thinking you have covid for the next twelve hours

#my throat hurt and I immediately planned out my funeral #Was fine in like 3 hours #corona #Covid-19 #Witchcraft #Witch #Witchy memes #Magick

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gummyconnoisseur · 4 years

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just a pretty and small quartz tower i have! i think it’s especially gorgeous, it’s so clear & sharp, and i adore the waves towards the tip. this crystal gives off a very purifying and safe energy! i’d describe the energy as angelic. it’s very soft to be around, brings out a self-care side of mine!

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cat-hesarose · 5 years

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@drawtober prompt #1 --- “Witch’s Garden”

Nodding to inktober by returning to pen and alcohol markers for the duration of #drawtober but as you can probably tell I am Very Out Of Practice

#why hello again sudden urge to acquire more colours #very liking the maroon pen for line art tho #copic markers #alcohol markers #garden witch #drawtober #inktober #artober #art prompts #art memes #art challenges #witchy illustrations #my art #this was done all in one two hour sit down session ok #I wish i'd put more effort into how the boot interacts with the birdbath #by like i dunno #making them interact literally At All #x-press paper #i've had this paper sitting around for like three damn years

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simdertalia · 3 years

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If you’re not in the mood for scrolling chronologically, here are some categories to browse 😘😘

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✨ If you find any of my CC posts where a DL link isn’t working, *please* let me know via DM or Ask, I will fix it immediately. There have been a handful of links on older posts that have somehow lost their text formatting as a link, so I am adding the actual text of the link to these instead.

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taking-thyme · 3 years

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Comforting Things for Bad Days

I made this list for myself, but I figured I'd share it in case anyone else may need it. It's just a simple guide of things that help when I'm upset, so if it helps you as well, I'm glad. Godspeed, everyone

🍜 Cooking food!! I was having a really shitty day awhile back, just feeling incredibly exhausted, and even after a nap it didn't seem to be getting much better. But then I made myself some Ramen and I just felt so much nicer than before. Even just boiling some water to get it started felt so fulfilling. Food is such a soulful thing, it never fails to make me feel better, especially if it's handmade. So go pick up some cucumber and slice it into bits, then throw together a salad while you’re at it! It’ll nourish your stomach and your soul. This also applies to baking too, of course! Some banana bread or brownies sure do sound good right now!

☕ Make yourself some tea. I find that Raspberry Tea is a personal favorite of mine, so I always make some when I really need it. Warm drinks in general are proven to make a person feel warmer and more pleasant too, so hot chocolate or whatever floats your boat is probably fine too. And, of course, you can never go wrong with water. It’s the only drink that can make you feel significantly better after one sip, so pour yourself a cool glass and enjoy.

🐉 Watch some really nice Animation. Like Studio Ghibli, or Moomins, or Cartoon Saloon. Or even something like Loving Vincent if you're in the artsy, melancholic mood for it. Rewatch Spirited Away or The Cat Returns while you’re at it! I don't really have a super solid explanation for this one, except that Animation makes me happy. It inspires me. So it should be a good and kind friend in those darker moments too!

🕹️ Play some video games! Much like Animation, I love me some video games, so when I'm feeling up to it they can be a good stress relief when needed. I find that Zelda games, Kirby's epic yarn, and other games like Undertale are especially good for this. Try and pick something that's not too high-octane action. Well, unless you're mad and need to take it out on some Bokoblins, of course. Then that is perfectly acceptable. As long as it helps you, you’re doing just fine.

🧵 Re-experience some old things you used to love! Visit that Japanese Market you used to love as a kid, or pull out your old stuffed animal and cuddle with them again. Research Diplodocus like you used to as a kid, watch Peter Pan again, and accept all the emotions and nostalgia that comes with seeing these things with new eyes. Don't judge if you get a bit teary eyed, that's normal. Feed your inner child for once, they've been getting awfully hungry lately.

📕 Sit down and read. Like actually, genuinely read. Modern life always seems so fast paced and crazy, it can be hard to remember the quieter moments in there too. Reading helps us remember them. Pick up that Encyclopedia of Spirits tome you got forever ago, or one of those Art and Concept books that you love so much. It'll nourish your soul, I promise.

🕰️ Take a Nap!! Exhaustion kills, quite literally in fact. So just curl up somewhere, and doze off. Set a timer for a twenty minute power nap, or sleep for 5 hours on a Thursday afternoon! There are no rules for how much sleep you're "allowed" to get, so if your body needs it, do it!

🧹 Clean!! When you’ve got the energy for it, cleaning is a great way to clear both your room and your mind. Break it down into steps. Start with a very small section of your space and clean it thoroughly, then move on to the next. You’ll have the whole room done before you know it! A messy room may be fun, but it also creates a chaotic energy that can throw you off, so it’s good to go through and organize every once in a while to clean the space and the energy there.

🌾 Nature! For the love of god, just go outside. It doesn’t matter where it is, as long as there’s grass and trees and greenery, you’re in the right place. There’s a reason why Houseplants are so important to people; Humans need that greenery for both our physical and mental health. Go listen to the birds, take a walk that leads to nowhere, go water some plants and trees while you’re at it! Take care of the world, and it’ll care for you back. Hell, you can even build a little shrine to some nature spirits or a tree, and start leaving offerings there! Take care of your life in the most literal sense! Home is where the heart is, after all.

✏️ Draw! Something, anything, when it’s in your head, draw it out! Or look back at your old drawings and admire them sometimes. Like that drawing of Princess Peach in the heart-shaped glasses, or that Capybara eating ramen that you made a while ago. Remember how much fun you had making those? Remember the pencil lead stains on the side of your hand? Let the emotions of that drawing come back and fill you up again. Let them comfort you, feel them, and then let them go. Drawing is nourishment for the heart, so it’s important to do sometimes.

💕 Be kind and do nice things for others. Write a letter or send an email to someone you haven’t seen in forever! Give someone a compliment and strike up a friendly conversation! Make something or do a chore or errand for the ones you love! Humans are sociable creatures by nature, that’s pretty much the only reason we’ve survived this long, so give in to your compassion and do nice things! By helping others, you’ll help yourself even more.

🧼 Take a Bath or Shower! Go all fancy with it too! I’m talking your favorite playlist, some candles if it’s dark enough, maybe some bubbles or an open window to smell the fresh breeze. Really get into it, but make sure nobody’s washing dishes or anything, so you can have all that nice, hot water to yourself. Getting clean and feeling clean will help cleanse your soul as well! Oh, and make sure to pick out new clothes afterwards. You’ve probably been wearing those for awhile now, plus new clothes help drive home the cleansing feeling that comes with a bath.

⛲ Pick or schedule something to look forward to! Take a small trip to somewhere you really wanna visit, or go swimming for a bit after work! Even if it’s just something small like a nap or a meal you’re really excited for, try and find motivation to get you through until then. Having something to look forward to makes the day more bearable, so try and find something like that everyday!

📬 Make something! Put together a recommendations list of all your favorite things, with short notes about why you like them, and why others should enjoy them too. Make some memes about something you really like, or an idea that’s been stuck in your head for forever. Pick up a hobby like animation, so you can finally see your own drawings come to life, like you’ve always dreamed! A pen can’t win a battle, but the sword can’t heal the heart.

🍶 Start a Collection! Choose an item you really like, and start trying to find them everywhere you go. It helps make trips more meaningful when you’re actually looking for something at those gift shops. How about a collection of Witchy-themed Books, or Letters and Notes from meaningful people? That sounds so nice, doesn’t it?

#fave #positivity #comfort #self care #guide #list

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