#wipes answers

[toiletwipes]

ok hear me out.

wilbur who finds out you have a thing for his hands one day as you are fake wrestling with him, he playfully wraps one of his hands around your throat and squeezes, and the smallest of whines comes out of your mouth. (he heard it tho)

you immediately got super flustered and he just chuckled at you at first, but then decides to take advantage of this newfound knowledge.

so he places his hand on your throat again as you give him a confused look, but the confusion was quickly swept away as he leans down and molds his lips to yours, all the while gently choking you.

you let out a whimper, louder this time and he smirks against your lips.

needless to say, he definitely takes advantage of the fact that he can rile you up so easily with a simple touch.

AHSBXHXKDK

......... why am I sliding down my seat........

NO BECAUSE AAHAHAJEJFJFJSKDJFNSNSMFNSKSMFNKSMDNFJEJDJFJRHDHSKAKSJDJDJAKDBRUJFSJKSJFGK

What I would give.... for this......

No because not only is this my dream BUT. imagine he uses it to his advantage like whenever you're cooking and he comes up behind you, resting his hand against your throat to pull you closer to him and he holds you all sensually and you're so so warm so he doesn't want to leave, slowly squeezin. But you're still fucking cooking and so at some point you gotta whimper out, because let's be honest- your voice isn't gonna be worth shit if he comes up and choke you gently out of nowhere, "will, the food-" and he's like oh yeah, don't worry, you can carry on, and kisses your temple and THEJ KEAVES. LEAVES LIKE AS ASS. WHO KNOWS WHAT HES DOING.

#slxtmeri #wipes answers #istg.....

[willgrahamscock]

thank you for posting the way you do, I aspire to just say things

I encourage all freaks to just start saying weird shit online, go ahead free yourself

#alex answers #i should take my own advice #some of u might think I am posting strange things but this is maybe 40% of what I rrly wanna say 😞 #but I don’t know if tumblr will just straight up wipe me off this website

[tinystepsforward]

just to clarify, the article said the data was not confirmed to have been sent anywhere (eg to ai companies). do you have a source (even if you cant name them directly)?

i do not have a source who is directly involved with this deal, as you can imagine.

an indirect/observer source passed on, well before that article was published, the impression that this data had already been sent. i think the staff member's quoted use of "unfortunately" leans toward that implication.

that said, i'd love to think that my sources and i are all misinterpreting badly worded internal info! and i don't think the staff member in question should have been named, given it's clear that this was not their choice and given what tumblr can be like. (andrew spittle, on the other hand.)

this was kept intentionally quite out of view for most automatticians including most tumblr staff, i think. the company's usually relatively open internally (or used to be) about most of its business operations, though lately there's been more and more evidence that things are being drafted out of sight then edited for company view.

#tony answers #i tried to answer this on mobile then accidentally tapped a notification and it wiped it so i had to go get my laptop #tony muses #tumblr meta #this is not super conclusive! but i think almost everything cannot possibly be super conclusive #the people who know for sure absolutely aren't going to say so

[firenati0n]

wip wednesday <3 :)

hello :) thank you to @duchessdepolignaca03 and @suseagull04 for the early tags! i am scheduling this post early af bc i have Plans all week with FANDOM FRIENDSSSSS IRL so i will hopefully be off grid for a bit. yeehaw!

i have no new words bc i word vomited a whole fic out this week and posted it...so here's a snip from it instead <3

fic: and all i can taste is this moment, and all i can breathe is your life

He turns to head to the kitchen when he nearly jumps out of his fucking skin. There’s a man in his kitchen. There’s a man in his kitchen just watching him with the saddest eyes Alex has ever seen on a person. He’s wearing a long, calf-length blue overcoat, the color of his sad fucking eyes. His hair is blonde and soft-looking, resting in a light wave above a face that could rival that of the best Renaissance statues, all angles and cheekbones and sharp jawlines and sloped noses. He’s otherworldly, untouchable, stunning. And he’s also in Alex’s flat, where he definitely shouldn’t be. His body kicks into gear, catching up with his runaway brain. He grabs the nearest blunt object—a candle sitting on his coffee table—and brandishes it like a weapon. Fucking useful it’ll be, if he wants to kill the intruder with a damn Jo Malone candle. But it’s heavy and he can knock out his new friend with the smell of wood sage and sea salt.

xoxo roop

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#roop writes #fic: angel au #rwrb #rwrb fic #fics #wip wednesday #but not really bc i am a dirty cheater #the real answer is bc i have no words left to offer this week #i am boneless #i am soup #i am but a limp noodle #ask me for words next week #time is fake #my brain is fully offline like angel!henry fic wiped my ass out fr

[martlet-my-beloved]

If martlet was in the ruins....

Couldnt she just fly through the hole in the ceiling(?) and go fetch 7 human souls or something?

Maybe rob a graveyard i dunno

I always imagined that the barrier looks less like, well, a barrier and more like a giant piss-off force field around the area

So even though monsters lived in the ruins for so long, no one bothered to climb/dig their way out the other end. Or if they did, they found out the barrier was still there the hard way

So yeah, martlet never bothered to try flying out from that way. You'd need a monster and human soul to get out after all.

After frisk fell though....

Barrier's made of anti-monster magic. Y'know, to stop monsters from like trying to bash their way out through brute force I guess. Most monsters begin to feel physically weak as they near the barrier, which makes flying out with a human child on your back just that much harder

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#martlet #undertale yellow #martlet undertale yellow #martlet uty #frisk dreemurr #undertale au #meh id tag toriel but like shes not really relevant here #ive actually had this idea for a pretty long time so thanks for the ask lol #asgore's not as affected cause hes a boss monster #but yeah id imagine the rest of the ut cast were probably pretty wiped out before the asriel fight #makes it easier for flowey to grab them too #sorry for taking so long to answer! i just started college and am still sick lol #asks #undertale bluebird

[mokutone]

be respectful. our captain is catching some shuteye

#my art #naruto #yamato #tenzō #yamato tenzo #kakashi #sakura haruno #i have more asks to answer but im a little wiped today. maybe tomorrow

[nebulousmedic]

Poor thing he seems to be so angry

What did the ropes do to him 😔

They poisoned his water supply, burned his crops and delivered a plague into his house!!

No they didn't he was just an idiot with them smh

⬆️ DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!!!!⬆️

#ask #answered #cassoliravioli #Scout is a moron guys #IM TRYINF TO ANSWER TO THE STUFF IN MY INBOX IM SORRYYYYYYY #I HAVE LIKE #40+ ASKS IM NOT KIDDING #It's okay tho I like to read em 💕💕💕 #Answering asks tho is like.... whoof. wipes sweat off my brow

[perfectlyvalid49]

So is your position that Palestinian death and suffering is fake, or deserved/their own fault, or a regrettable necessity for securing Israeli safety? Or some combination of the three?

Oh man, this is a really weird ask to get out of nowhere on a blog that posts about Jewish stuff a lot.

Hang on, weird wasn’t the word I was looking for. What is it, it’s right on the tip of my tongue…

Antisemitic! That’s it. This is a really antisemitic ask to send to a Jewish blog. It is antisemitic to ask a Jew to give/defend their opinion on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict out of nowhere with no other context. If you want to have a conversation, that’s fine, but an anonymous ask out of nowhere is not how you start one in good faith.

Given that the ask is antisemitic, I refuse to answer. I’ve been posting on this blog about the conflict A LOT over the last five months. If you really want my opinion, read through and figure it out for yourself. I’ll give you a start, here’s what I said as soon as I could form words after the attack. If you’re in a rush, I’d recommend the 5th paragraph down.

And Anon? Go fuck yourself.

#asks and answers #antisemitism #asks like these tell me that something I've said has made it to the people that really need to be seeing it #not that they'll actually take anything away from it #but at least they saw it #what did they think I was going to say? #those filthy inhuman Palestinians are getting what they deserve and Israel should do more to ensure they are well and truly wiped out! #I enjoy seeing dead civilians! #look at the mean old nasty Jew that deserves the hate that she's getting #get bent

[lolathepeacocklord]

There's something quite charming the way you draw Bulkhead completely nervous about his bitches

thank you so much anon its my main goal <333

#bulkhead wiping his forehead really loudly with sparks flying everywhere and everything #he takes his arm off and there are scratches and paint chips all over his face now. hes still sweaty too #i know cybertronidudes probably dont sweat tho........ they steam and smoke #oh well…. #ask #answer #transformers #maccadam #bulkhead #transformers animated #tfa #tfa bulkhead

[tswwwit]

I imagine being raised by Stan results in some pretty "I don't associate with cops" views.

It sure does!

#answers #There's a reason Dipper didn't go to the authorities once Bill emerged aside from his own involvement #The first time Dipper actually gets arrested? Bill and Stan both have to wipe a single tear of pride away from their faces #And of COURSE they have a celebration #Dipper's sitting there in a dumb party hat with his head on the table while his uncle and husband trade tales of misdeeds #God they don't have to make such a big DEAL of it. Dipper's not a miscreant. He was doing what was RIGHT #And yeah it got him into trouble. But he doesn't regret doing it #Also it's. Pretty nice. Seeing Mabel run around with the sparklers and Stan telling him stories and jostling his shoulder #He only somewhat reluctantly accepts the second beer and the slice of cake #Even Bill looks proud of him which Dipper is skeptical of until he's sure it's about being a criminal instead of causing unintentional chao #Bill *would* have liked it more if Dipper had done some murder and mayhem but hey!! Law-breaking!! WITH plausible deniability #His cute husband is a clever little asshole and Bill adores it

[toiletwipes]

can u do a comfort wil fic? like, reader is just feeling off nothings really happened they're just kinda sad. just very cuddly shit, the softest you can conjure up :]

also can I be 🍄 anon :D

Hope this was okay and yeah! Of course! Welcome welcome <3

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Early in the morning, he got up, pissed and maybe grabbed a snack from the fridge. (A bite from the cheese block you bought so you could hand-grate for dinner that next night.) Coming back, he saw you sitting up against the wall in the sheets, the blanket pulled over your lap like an afterthought. "Hey baby," he said in the delicate quiet, your head tilting at his voice but from the little light in the hallway he could see your eyes were closed. "Didn't mean to wake you."

Your head shakes, "been awake for a while." And from the scrunch in your forehead and brows, he could tell it wasn't just about sleep. He bites his inner cheek and pulls the blanket back, guiding your shoulders down as he slips in the fading warmth from his side of the queen mattress. He loops an arm around your shoulders, pulling you as your nose tucks against his shoulder. Adjusting to his neck. It tickles a little bit but he doesn't mind. Legs entangled.

"Wanna talk about it? I've got time." Wilbur offers after several minutes. The two of you went to bed almost six hours ago, that's way too long for him to feel comfortable about.

"It's nothing bad. Nothing's happened." And then you wiggle a little. A shrug, maybe. "I don't know. Days have been… off." He hums into the pillow, tugging you a little closer to him.

"I know it's too late to be asking but is it okay for me to keep touching you?" He feels bad for not asking first. Most days are okay and maybe there are signs that touch is not always welcome but he likes to ask all the time. He meant to, he swears, he's just a little sleepy this time.

"Touch good." Voice muffled by the sleep shirt, your sigh builds from your chest up to your shoulders, and snuggles in closer.

He holds tighter.

"Okay but if you want to talk- about anything at all, just shake me awake. Eyes drooping fast." He warns you about forty seconds in advance, about his voice and about his lack of talent.

A quiet mumble comes out of your mouth, highlighting the bit of drool soaking into his shirt.

"Love you too."

Quiet snores and whistles come from the both of you not five minutes later.

#🍄 anon #anon asks #wipes answers #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot x y/n #wilbur soot x you #fluff fluff fluff

[shima-draws]

If you could wipe the memory of one Pokémon game from everyone, which game would it be?

(The game will still exist and is able to be played again, but no one will remember anything about it)

Sun and Moon bc maybe then people would learn to actually appreciate it more for its story especially after we all collectively flipped our shit at how good SV’s story was

#Every time I hear someone say USUM is better than SM I want to claw my eyes out #TO BE FAIR there definitely are a lot of improvements #But the plot fucking nosedived. It’s SO bad compared to SM’s #They wiped like all of Lillie’s good character development and it makes me SO mad #I remember people complaining about SM’s really long dialogue but I personally LOVED that aspect #Bc I’m all about the plot. The story. The characters #And SM was really the first game where we got to see all that in action. Like a FULL character arc and everything #God I love SM so so much people don’t appreciate it enough #Shima answers questions #Pokemon

[wovenstarlight]

Can you do Yoojin giving Yerim a piggy back ride? Or Yerim giving Yoojin one I'm not picky

Touching 43: giving them a piggy-back ride (send me a prompt!)

Ahjussi doesn't really like being hugged? Or, well, he stops noticing it after a minute of being flustered. She'll get him to be unmoved someday. Until then, she's gotta sneak her hugs in where she can, because he's certainly not going to initiate. And now is the best time for it, with Han Yoohyun off on a dungeon raid for another few days.

So she's on the sofa with him, tucked against his side with her head on his shoulder, as he watches something on TV—the news, maybe? She closed her eyes and zoned out a while ago. It's late, okay? And whatever he's watching is boring. Don't blame her.

...Probably would be a good idea to sleep, though, at some point. Which ahjussi also acknowledges, seeing as he rests a gentle hand in her hair. "Yerim-ah?" he says.

Nooo. She's so comfortable here. Yerim grumbles, turning her head to bury her face in his shoulder. He laughs softly; she feels his head shift as he looks down at her. "Yerim-ah, come on," he says, "you need to brush and change and go to sleep."

Noooooooo. Sleepy.

Ahjussi sighs and shifts. She almost goes to grab him—but, well, he is right, she does need to go—except he just turns so that his back is facing her, and reaches back to tug her hands over his shoulders and around his neck. "Just this once," he warns as he guides her legs around his waist, pulling her against himself. His hands are normally cool enough that the warmth of him is a shock.

She'd shriek and pull away, worried at making him lift her weight—she's almost as big as him! isn't she heavy?—but there's an old memory springing to the forefront of her mind. Warm hands and soft laughter and a kiss pressed against her hair. Just this once repeated a dozen times over.

By the time she comes back to herself, he's already hefted her up. Already on the way to her room. She swallows, unable to bring herself to pull away, and uses Hermes' Sandals to make herself a little lighter.

#star.txt #my writing #my sranks #bak yerim #han yoojin #answered #anonymous #wipes tear from eye. i will always write yuyuye combinations anon

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

feeling Normal about hermitcraft season 8 again (lying)

#hermitcraft 8 asks the question “does any of this matter” from two different directions #both from the direction of “does anything matter if everything we know is going to be wiped out and theres nothing we can do to prevent it” #and “does anything matter if its not real? if theres a reality beyond this one that is More Real?” #and the answer both times is of course it does #it always mattered #even if it couldnt change anything #nothing that happened inside of the Hermatrix affected the Hermitheus's journey. but that doesnt mean the hermits were wasting their time #nothing that the hermits built could survive the moon. but that doesnt mean they shouldnt have built it #hermitcraft 8 #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[pseudophan]

Do you know if anyones gonna record the stream on Sunday in case something crazy happens and we all can't see it again

i'm sure several people will record it but i'd be careful to post it publicly cause the host is notoriously not very fond of copyright infringement and by buying a ticket you are very much agreeing not to share any of it. lets be real though, phannies are always going to share it around through dms at the very least

on that note however, have other gifmakers decided what they're gonna do lmao cause on one hand i always want to gif things but on the other i've seen people's entire blogs get wiped off the website for copyright infringement one too many times and idk if it's worth it

#like dan doesn't gaf #but the company hosting the stream very much do #and you run the risk of them reporting you directly to tumblr #at which point tumblr has just wiped entire blogs before #so yknow #something to think about #answered

[ciderjacks]

Tbh the extent of the abuse and isolation that Bradford enacted towards Scrooge is not talked about enough. Like the guy fully attempted to kill Della (and got her stranded on the moon for a decade), successfully killed Duckworth (which, correct me if I’m wrong, was shortly after Dellas disappearance? Meaning that he was intentionally offing everyone close to Scrooge in order to isolate and him and traumatize him so he wouldn’t stray from Bradfords grasp,,) , destroyed Scrooge’s family and life, manipulated Scrooge into basically feeling like without him he was nothing for a good while - as well as taking advantage of his grief (that Bradford himself caused) to make him give up on a crucial part of himself and think of it as trouble, and I know I already mentioned this but seriously he FULLY MURDERED DUCKWORTH????! OR AT LEAST CAUSED HIS DEATH IN SOME WAY?????? WHATTHE FUCK???

#Out of all my dear traumatized old men characters Scrooge is 100% the one with the most damage #Bradford is like a pretty evil emo anime girl 2 me. Btw. In case any one read this and thought I hate Bradford. I do not. #He wears red and black striped arm warmers and listens to emo night core plays lists #Jk he probably listens to like. Ted talks. Or some shit. #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #dt17 scrooge #ducktales spoilers #bradford buzzard #scrooge mcduck #duckworth #della duck #abuse mention #they have such a fucked up relationship like the more you think about it the worse it gets #Bradford wiped scrooges memory and then abused and isolated him for Decades without Scrooge even knowing #And because Scrooge was in the dark he blamed himself for all the trauma and grief and pain he was suffering and each time he’d fall #A little lower into depression and Bradford would go #“Is anyone gonna take advantage of that and further traumatize him?” #Then didn’t wait for an answer…