#will: it's dog perfume

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Looking up perfumes by what notes they have, to work out what perfume Hannibal Lecter might buy for Will Graham, or what Will Graham might buy for himself in a 'getting himself spruced up to entice Hannibal' type scenario (y'know, normal fannibal stuff.)

And I discover that there are such things as... Dog Perfumes. Which are apparently just as good but a lot cheaper.

And now I need a fic where Hannibal and his socialite cronies are all crooning over Will, trying to work out what his bold new cologne is, and Will is just standing there waiting to drop the bomb like 😁

#hannibal nbc #murder husbands #will graham #hannibal lecter #perfume #hannigram #hannibunny #ficbunny #au idea #crackfic #amotm this is my design #the socialites: mr graham what IS that entrancing cologne? #will: it's dog perfume #the socialites: 😱 *pearl-clutching* #beverley katz in background: *choking on her champagne* #hannibal: 🙂 *somehow both appalled and aroused simultaneously* ...how enterprising #HE SO WOULD THO IS THE THING. WILL GRAHAM WEARING DOG PERFUME. CAN YOU NOT JUST SEE IT LADS???

[haunted-xander]

Forgot to post this my bad

#isa: i can smell some womans perfume on you #lea: what are you a dog? #i think isas jealousy would def not be nearly as bad as it was as saix (like hes not gonna ruin anyones life over it) #but like. its still there ya know. hes just gonna have to learn how to actually deal with it in a healthy manner #anyway learning to actually deal with it is gonna take some adjusting so heres a comedic take on it #just bc #isa #saix #lea #axel #leaisa #akusai #kingdom hearts #kh #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art #to i tag something for mentioning sex? #its not like anything here is all too suggestive or anything #suggestive #<since someone asked

[canisalbus]

Odd question, but since they're both dogs and I imagine smell is important to them, what do Machete and Vasco smell like?

Smells are indeed important to them. I think their sense of smell is definitely more keen than ours but not nearly as extreme as that of real dogs. It would be kind of world/society/behavior breaking if one of their senses was that much above what we as humans can even imagine.

Fur absorbs smells more efficiently than skin, so the environment each person spends most of their time in affects the way they smell (the same way your clothes tend to hold scents from the places you've recently been to).

Machete tends to smell mainly of frankincense, the primary ingredient of the sacred incense burned during worship. Smells are hard to describe but to me frankincense smells sweet, smoky, earthy, citrusy, piney, resinous and woody. Evokes the feeling of sanctity. There's also traces of ink, paper and old books. If he had been treated recently and you got really close and knew to look for it, you might be able to detect the cuts where he was bled.

Vasco uses perfumes skillfully, his favorites contain iris root and damask rose. The mellow scent of his high quality soaps often lingers for quite a while as well. If he's been outdoors, there's a more noticeable hint of leather, as well as moisture, earth, greenery, animals and various other nature smells. Since he's characterized by his vitality, I can't escape the feeling that if you were to put your nose on him, he'd smell like a warm, healthy, living thing even more strongly than people usually do, even if you didn't consciously realize it.

#just like real canines my dog folk only have sweat glands on their paw pads #these two also take good care of their hygiene so their fur doesn't accumulate the culture of bacteria and yeast that is responsible #for the wet dog smell #answered #anonymous #Vasco #Machete #Vaschete lore #not an odd question at all #I'm a very olfactory person myself I like smelling nice things #incenses (resins in particular) have been a hobby of mine for many years and recently I've gotten more into perfumes as well

[gatabella]

Elizabeth Taylor, c.1948

#elizabeth taylor #ann miller #dog #perfume #mirror

[roomy-ghosted]

My feelings towards ao3 this morning.

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #like-i get it. but- #please. please for the love of god. just fluff or non-sexual fics. #for five seconds. #please. #I can only handle so much corn. especially when it's almost all geared just towards women. #this is all /lh i dont actually care all that much- but there comes a point where theres too much and all a man wants to do #is hold another man close. or go on perfume dates or pottery lessons with another man. #small things to help healing or gentle things or silly playful things. #hell- even taking care of all the spawn with Astarion in the bad ending- #why are all the bad ending fics ive seen corn btw? I've seen like- zero non-corn ones. #i get it. I get the vibe. but like- also. consider. like- maybe I wanna read angst with. with no corn?? please? #I've got 4 unposted fluffy fics im working on. One being hurt-comfort with some extra hurt #which i had to stop writing for a bit today because it was hurting a bit TOO much. #but yea. a little less corn for Astarion? for those who aren't horndogs? please? or just don't wanna fuck him because they #dont wanna hurt him more- (im not at the point in game where he's comfy with sex again yet-) #BESIDES GALE IN THE WAVEMOTHER ROBES IS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE- #LIKE COME ON. IF YOU'RE GONNA SEXUALISE A MAN HE'S RIGHT THERE WITH HIS PUPPY DOG EYES AN HAIRY CHEST. #There needs to be more sexualisation of Gale. NO I don't take no for an answer (Astarion is still my favourite though-)

[dozydawn]

#pesnicak #perfume bottles #dogs

[justcallmesakira]

Pleaseee, could you do valentine event fluff 10 prompt with Chuuya?💗💗

''Why do I need a expensive perfume when i have your scent?''

Prompt 10 (fluff)

Sypnosis: You bought chuuya a very expensive perfume for your date tonight, but theres something else he craves more then a mere scent..

Chuuya x reader

Warnings: none!

A/N: Hi anonieee!! i am so glad you requested sorry this took some time i am currently very sick! Hope you will like it <3

Now playing- Diet mountain dew by Lana dey rey

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You had a date with Chuuya today. Since valentines is coming soon why not visit a brand new restaurant with your lover? Chuuya loved ravishing and spoiling you whether it with dates or expensive items.

You were walking inside a mall to look for a special gift for Chuuya. He always wore a velvety perfume on him which always made an impact on you which he did not know.

You loved the air he carried when he entered a room

So why not buy him something? For all the things he did for you, his doll, his love and his sweetheart.

The shop you entered was very neat and expensive looking. There were various perfumes, designer bags, cosmetics etc.

All of the perfume bottles were bland but one caught your eye, a red and pink rhinestone embroided bottle with a wispy smell of roses. ''What a lovely combination...'' you thought as you asked one of the staff to get you this in an elegant bag with a satin pink ribbon tied around it.

When you went up to pay for the perfume you realised you have chuuyas credit card with you and was about to take it out but took out yours instead and payed it was sort of expensive.

You skipped out of the store happily of course you would buy him more things but for now you wanted to be more classy.

After that you bought a dignified pearly pink dress and bought a matching set of earrings with his card, He would pout if you didnt use his card.

Back at home

You got ready, with that dress you bought, A pretty and raspy one. However the thing you were excited most was giving chuuya the perfume you bought for him today.

It was almost 7 o` clock and you were adding touch ups to your glistening face with a muted salmon pink lip gloss.

The opening of the penthouse`s door opens

"Dear, I am home. hope you are ready.'' Your eyes dart form the vanity mirror to the open door and his leaning figure against the doorframe.

"Oh chuuya!! I see you are ready just a moment please.'' you said trying to tie a satin ribbon around your neck. Chuuyas eye widen in curiosity but it returns to a soft smirk as he walks over to your sitting posture.

"Here let me tie it" Chuuya breathed out with his head atop of yours and his gloved hands tying the ribbon around your neck into a fancy ribbon.

You can feel his body warmth from behind.

Finally he finished and he took a prismatic glass bottled perfume from the perfume set on the white table and sprayed it on your collarbone, taking in he fragrance. You stood up.

"Chuuya...I bought a gift for you" you spit out while taking out a small bag with the perfume inside, Chuuyas eye widen in happiness and chuckles.

"Doll, you didnt had to you know..?" he says before reaching for the bag and taking out the perfume from the bag. His eyes meet the satin strip tied neatly around the neck of the bottle. ''Sweetheart,,, did you use your money to buy this?" He asks calmly with his heterochromic orbs eyeing your facial expressions to which you only nodded

"Well it was a gift!'' You reply anxiously.

Chuuya leans closer to you and gently pushes you against the vanity table with his hands caging you in his space but keeps a safe distance.

''Why do i need expensive perfumes when i have your scent''

Chuuyas voice breathes out with his face leaning into yours with a serious look in his eyes. You can feel his breathe on your collarbone and his lips slightly nibbling on the place where he sprayed the perfume.

"Now lets get going, dressed up all pretty for me cant let that go to waste now can we?'' he leaned back letting your flustered hot body relax before taking your purse and following him out the apartment.

Ever since then you took extra note on which perfume he is using.

A/N: ugh *cough cough* because of my cold perfume prob smells like rotten airplane food

#bungou stray dogs #sakira! #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #sakiras valentine event!!! #valentines #coquette #perfume fic #fanfic #chuuya x reader #bsd chuuya x reader #valentines sweetheart event

[jinnazah]

what kills me is how people here in the west are so …. willfully, blissfully, ignorant of what’s transpiring in palestine. like i have even seen poc, even seen HIJABIS still buying starbucks and i’m like …… i guess dumbfounded at this point. “oh but it’s just one drink��� “oh but my one dollar won’t make a difference if i spent it or not” “well it’s not my problem, the middle east is always at war”

are people so arrogant they think they are the exception to what’s happening in palestine? in fact. the victim blaming against the palestinians is insane “well they should’ve just left” “well they should’ve agreed to a ceasefire” “well they shouldn’t have let hamas take over” you guys make me sick to my stomach!!!! my god this rhetoric is so narcissistic it hurts!!!!!

#like i eat and i think of palestine i think of the children starving to death in gaza i think of people making bread from CAT FOOD #i sleep i think how i can’t sleep unless my dog is warming my feet or i wake up groggy without my humidifier #people in gaza can’t even sleep they can’t even rest the killing the violence doesn’t even stop for a minute!!! #i wear my expensive clothes i do my makeup i do my hair i wear mt perfume and i want to cry thinking that like #are the women of gaza not worthy? do they not deserve this level of luxury or happiness? #will the little boys and girls of gaza ever get to play with their moms makeup and ruin it in the process? #i don’t know how anyone can let anything else consume their minds these days #shame on you. may your time also come. may the world look away in remembrance of those you scorned #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #free palestine #free gaza #free the west bank #occupied palestine #israel is a terrorist state

[wildbeautifuldamned]

Vintage Adorable Perfume by Louangel c1960s Made in Italy Bottle ebay veewize

#perfume #perfume bottle #bottle #jar #dog #plush

[kyomidazai]

Relapse, relapse with me

Whiskey is my boyfriend, never cheated on me

Relapse, relapse with me

The bottle is my best friend and my worst enemy

#song is Relapse by Cheap Perfume #tw relaspe #tw alcohol #alcoholism #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd roleplay #bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai #fem!dazai #femzai #roleplay

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

to me the beauty(?) of royal pains is. chloe is of course the most toxic gf with all sorts of issues you couldn't even imagine while jake seems all well-composed and able to deal with her shit. however the truth is that he is not, in fact, able to deal with her shit. he's just as if not even more unhinged than her.

#this gets dark so. i'll elaborate in the tags instead of the post. tw suicide mention in the following tags >> #some time after jake's parents leave and his mental health plummets they get in a fight #chloe is drunk and yells at jake to kill himself and jake grabs a bottle of her perfume and raises it to his lips #like 'yeah okay sure i will. fuck you.' out of pure spite. and chloe screams again but this time out of horror #and she doesn't know how to deescalate the situation so she's just like 'you fucking idiot that won't kill you put it down' #but jake is high as hell and passively suicidal at this point. he's like 'how do you know that?? let's find out huh??' #she has to wrestle the bottle from him like she's taking something a dog shouldn't eat from its jaws #when they sober up they never speak of the fight again. chloe does not suicide-bait jake again and jake does not threaten suicide again #but they are very aware of how toxic they are capable of being #oh boy i can't believe all this came out of me trying to figure out if royal pains would fit into a silly meme #bmc #be more chill #royal pains #chloe valentine #jake dillinger

[stonelovesbeer]

#dogs #perfume

[canisalbus]

Today I bought pomegranate scented and toasted marshmallow scented diffuser oils cause the scent combo reminded me of machete lol

.

#gave me a chuckle #that sounds delicious #irl Vaschete sightings #sort of #answered #anonymous #if you want to find of what he smells like in canon you could try frankincense oil #also known as olibanum #it's the primary ingredient of the incense burned in catholic churches #and since fur and fabric absorb smells most dog people end up smelling like the environment they spend a lot of their time in #Vasco smells lightly perfumed (iris root & damask rose mostly) and occasionally faintly of leather and horses

[izzythehutt]

I was wondering, what did Walburga get Orion for Christmas, and what did Orion get Walburga for Christmas?(Christmas with her eldest aside)

Did you ever consider that gift was for after they got home and turned off the lights? ;)

#i can't remember if i ever even thought about it tbh #perfume probably #a token fur #some potion ingredients? #the black sheep dog #orion black #walburga black

[prfm-multiverse]

#2023 #gifs #instagram #a-chan #popo #bebe #prfm #perfume #toy poodle #malteser #dog

[onlyzhuyilong]

Alright, alright, alright, fine! I’ll buy another Thermos e.e

#zhu yilong #朱一龙 #朱一龍 #주일룡 #my gifs #he’s so rude ;_; making cute adorable puppy dog eyes holding that thermos like sir stop #those eyes are the reason I’m broke because of this man istg i bought TF perfume the other day thanks to him ;_;