#for five seconds.

[roomy-ghosted]

My feelings towards ao3 this morning.

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #like-i get it. but- #please. please for the love of god. just fluff or non-sexual fics. #for five seconds. #please. #I can only handle so much corn. especially when it's almost all geared just towards women. #this is all /lh i dont actually care all that much- but there comes a point where theres too much and all a man wants to do #is hold another man close. or go on perfume dates or pottery lessons with another man. #small things to help healing or gentle things or silly playful things. #hell- even taking care of all the spawn with Astarion in the bad ending- #why are all the bad ending fics ive seen corn btw? I've seen like- zero non-corn ones. #i get it. I get the vibe. but like- also. consider. like- maybe I wanna read angst with. with no corn?? please? #I've got 4 unposted fluffy fics im working on. One being hurt-comfort with some extra hurt #which i had to stop writing for a bit today because it was hurting a bit TOO much. #but yea. a little less corn for Astarion? for those who aren't horndogs? please? or just don't wanna fuck him because they #dont wanna hurt him more- (im not at the point in game where he's comfy with sex again yet-) #BESIDES GALE IN THE WAVEMOTHER ROBES IS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE- #LIKE COME ON. IF YOU'RE GONNA SEXUALISE A MAN HE'S RIGHT THERE WITH HIS PUPPY DOG EYES AN HAIRY CHEST. #There needs to be more sexualisation of Gale. NO I don't take no for an answer (Astarion is still my favourite though-)

[gentlemanbutch]

the way that no one wears a mask at my local LGBTQ clinic, and in fact comments on my mask like it's just this hilarious little idiosyncrasy that I still wear one and not because I'm immunocompromised and we're in the middle of a pandemic ... as if there isn't an airborne virus that literally fucks up your immune system ... as if we didn't lose a generation of queer people to another virus that fucks up your immune system ...

#i am tired of being tired and enraged but god i am so tired and enraged #white queer able bodied people try giving a shit for five seconds challenge #disability rights #disability #disabled #disability justice #chronically ill #covid #covid 19 #covid-19 #covid conscious #covid isn't over #chronic illness #immunocompromised #hiv #aids crisis #lgbtq #lgbt #queer rights

[narcissistcookbook]

the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing

tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before

"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"

#nope #i tried to take a photo but the message only shows for about five seconds

[cronchy-baguette]

[do you think of me as I do of you?]

or tigress and viper + tigress's unimaginable beef with tai lung

#kung fu panda #furious five #kfp #tigress and tai lung are both always second best #shifu has never told tigress he's been proud of her #everybody is struggling #tigress is trying her best #character design #character designer #yurika!

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

#every time #managed to actually send it today! #but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now #so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird' #and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task #in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room #my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave' #and i had to manually catch myself #PLS. #adhd

[chloesimaginationthings]

This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movie…

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #william afton #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #fnaf 2 movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #seeing fnaf 2 movie has been fully confirmed #I’ve been thinking about scenes in the next film again #and I just wonder how that first mike and Vanessa scene will go… #like I would not blame Mike for a second of he did something like this #he has bills to pay and an Abby to feed! #Williams last fuck you truly was dying without paying Mike #like I know he exploded but still #hope you get well soon Vanessa 🩵🩵 now open your purse

[imfinereallyy]

you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.

#do I love angst? yes. but also need to be happy in my delulu world for five seconds #sometimes you need domestic fluff to soothe the burn #fan fiction #ao3 #hurt/comfort #steddie #stranger things #lumax #byler #ronance #steve harrington #Eddie Munson #archive of our own #wattpad #robin buckley #steve x eddie #happy endings

[critterbitter]

Ingo doesn’t know it yet, but his earnest compliments and lilipup enthusiasm has earned him a life long fan.

Masterpost for more shenanigans!

#not going to add dwebble to the team just yet but like #WE KNOW INGO #WE KNOW YOU HAVE A CRUSTLE LATER #also elesa’s fine #the frillish was intrigued by her earbuds and she jabbed it in the eyeball #emmet watching from the bg thought it was trying to drag her to her doom #ingo rly looked away for five seconds and his friends instantly get harassed by the local wildlife huh #ingo #emmet #elesa #pokemon #art #sketchbook #myart #submas #fanart #pokemon ingo #subway boss ingo #pokemon emmet #subway boss emmet #gym leader elesa #nimbasa trio #dwebble #scraggy #frillish #sawk #throh #litwick #blitzle #tynamo

[thedgeofsleep]

Matthew Lillard as Steve Raglan / William Afton in FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

#fnafedit #horroredit #filmedit #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #five nights at freddy's #matthew lillard #william afton #mike schmidt #mygifs #first time watching this i thought he recognized him as his son #second time is him realizing its the brother of a kid he killed #gnawing on my arm #my heart still wants to believe the first one

[pechuyu]

Got bored and drew a jewish orca :3

#jumblr #pecharts #orca whale #orca #art #my marker started dying like five seconds in

[violent138]

Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."

Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."

Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"

Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."

Steph: "How does it look better on you?"

Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."

Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"

Dick: "Great recap."

#batfamily incorrect quotes #I'm on a roll tonight okay #now that I think about this for more than five seconds it makes so much more sense if you reverse Tim and Steph LMAO #i need to do something since I'm physically unable to sleep #batman #dc comics #batfamily #batman incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas

[werewolfhooligan]

we'll meet beyond the shore / we'll kiss just as before / happy we'll be beyond the sea / and never again i'll go sailing

#my art #one piece #one piece franky #nico robin #there exists a first attempt at this that took like eight hours and sucked majorly lmao #and a second point five attempt that i tried to color but that also didn't go so good ! #dont have the brain power rn to adjust their canon colors to suit each-other in an illustration #frobin

[egophiliac]

I got a really tough question.

What’s your favorite Twst event of ALL TIME?

I like Harveston

this truly is the hardest question. :( but after much consideration, I think Endless Halloween Night wins out for me, because it's nonstop Characters Being Silly the whole way through. the whole thing is just lots of these little dorks having the most ridiculous interactions, which is always my favorite! and of course the big twist is SO delightfully stupid and doubles down SO hard that it becomes AMAZING and I 100% unironically adore it. AND it's Halloween! everyone is in their cute little costumes and having a spooky adventure! it's great!

however, I am ALSO a big fan of the Harveston event! how can I not be! everyone is wearing comfy winter outfits and getting along really weirdly well with Epel's grandma and he's getting a little worried about that! my terrible loud son sews a plush squirrel and then gives it a silly little nickname and refuses to leave it behind when it breaks! the ending shot with the sled! I LOVE IT.

obviously we need the best of both worlds now

#art #twisted wonderland #malleus in the background: RYUU } >:( #(this is an au where sebek wears his own halloween costume and isn't obsessively trying to match with malleus) #(unless malleus is also wearing a patchwork squirrel costume. hold on wait i should've drawn that instead) #my favorite is when people draw sebek's room and have risugurumi just hanging out on his desk or something #SHE GAVE HER LIFE FOR HIM #well she gave her leg or something anyway #it's been a while i forget #anyway endless halloween night also has my favorite cutscene #which is the five second long cutscene that is literally just floyd going OOH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO and then a battle starts #thank you twst #i believe this is also when trey finds out that sebek's dad is a dentist and immediately makes it weird #while rook is just. dancing around and singing opera in the background. #'did...did he hit his head when we fell through the mirror?' 'no he's just like that' #i have to stop or i'm going to end up recounting the entire event #(sorry this took so long!) (i have been back in Deadline Hell) #(i didn't mean to actually answer this on halloween but it kind of worked out! HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN)

[mysterycitrus]

Every time I need a little boost, I look up your art of Roy looking at Dick while Dick talks to Donna. Roy’s open-mouthed stare, Dick’s head tilts as he listens, Donna’s gorgeous hair and nose, Dick’s earrings, Wally craning to look around Roy, Dick giving Roy a look that is so full, Roy’s blush, it’s all so perfect my heart is warmed my soul is refreshed, I can continue on with my day. Thank you thank you, it’s so beautiful!!!

#ahhhhh!! so sweet hehehehe #dickroy #dick grayson #nightwing #roy harper #arsenal #wally west #teen titans #the ask and the answer #mart #wally vc can u guys not be homoerotic for five fucking seconds please

[witchofthemidlands]

Me watching Midnight for the first time aged 8:

Me watching Wild Blue Yonder for the first time aged 24:

#apart from the last five minutes of course 🥹 #the second i saw him i started sobbing #fourtenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #donna noble #midnight #wild blue yonder #doctor who #whoniverse #dw spoilers #i got the number wrong i was eight i cant see the right numbers for the life of me #this is why i failed my maths

[pixlokita]

I forgot to post this ?? Anyway =w= I love detective and rival criminal bestie dynamics✨ Gregory leaving little hints at crime scenes specifically for Tony to find and treating it like a game ?

#tumblr ate it …. so second attempt pray for me #idk if this is detective rabbit or Beckory tbh #up for interpretation #also Gregory indeed does get away this is all part of the game #anywY I have like 0 hours of sleep on my brain rn #fnaf #my art #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #GGY #tales from the pizzaplex #tony becker #fnaf gregory #uhhhhh #hmmmm #glitchtrapped Gregory AU #frick all my bunny Greg are under that tag #andddd #Beckory #? #detective rabbit #??? #idk y’all am tired -evaporates-