#hannibal: 🙂 *somehow both appalled and aroused simultaneously* ...how enterprising

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Looking up perfumes by what notes they have, to work out what perfume Hannibal Lecter might buy for Will Graham, or what Will Graham might buy for himself in a 'getting himself spruced up to entice Hannibal' type scenario (y'know, normal fannibal stuff.)

And I discover that there are such things as... Dog Perfumes. Which are apparently just as good but a lot cheaper.

And now I need a fic where Hannibal and his socialite cronies are all crooning over Will, trying to work out what his bold new cologne is, and Will is just standing there waiting to drop the bomb like 😁

#hannibal nbc #murder husbands #will graham #hannibal lecter #perfume #hannigram #hannibunny #ficbunny #au idea #crackfic #amotm this is my design #the socialites: mr graham what IS that entrancing cologne? #will: it's dog perfume #the socialites: 😱 *pearl-clutching* #beverley katz in background: *choking on her champagne* #hannibal: 🙂 *somehow both appalled and aroused simultaneously* ...how enterprising #HE SO WOULD THO IS THE THING. WILL GRAHAM WEARING DOG PERFUME. CAN YOU NOT JUST SEE IT LADS???