#will never b over this

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Lackadaisy Enrichment

#in our enclosures!! #video linked as source; which i'm glad to see already has a million views and is trending. That's Right #lackadaisy #WHICH i have been reading since at least '07 when i was thirteen my god b/c this animation is based on the ongoing webcomic #like does its influence show up Directly in some Discrete way i can point to in my art? not very easily probably. And Yet. #the inspiration....i wasn't able to be Regularly Only for at least another year / art done Nonprofessionally Online was novel to me #like wow ppl can make & post fanart of w/e they love huh....didn't know webcomics were a thing & i never really read that many since but. #good god the quality of Lackadaisy at its onset is like this is superb?? this person putting in all their talent and effort??? #and Then you get years & years more art and i don't even know what superlatives to throw out abt its quality as it evolves. obsessed w/it.. #if i see a new lackadaisy comic page i Will be acting out. obviously this animation is a delight & also stunning. and fascinating to also #juxtapose as a Translation / Interpretation of the comic in a different medium & standalone snippet of Story #and that we're not even quite there in the comic timeline; Taking Notes abt character info we get distilledly here....genuinely love like #take it back to '07 i'm like oh boy can't wait for the dream team to assemble. then a decade later when it did? Oh Boy. that is payoff lol #namely hooray for stitches and mudbug at the field office for every passing gangster. killing one marigold associate but not the other #which seems like a promising start to shootouts w/the other dream team triumvirate. i adore that in canon so far mordecai freckle & rocky #have met but only over a nice brunch. re: all intentions anyways. anyways i'm like Gifs Must Be Made while i'm also so riled afresh abt the #comic that i've been sooo hype for for over fifteen yrs now babeyyy Deservedly. i've done a couple of rereads & ought to do another.... #For Interest it'd probably take a few sittings to catch up from the start but there is much to be engaged over....this ongoing story that's #historical fiction prohibition bootlegging cats with plenty of focus on characters & several Mysteries. which i'm better at parsing now lol #like one of the more recent rereads like Oh Of Course x (probably) accidentally killed his y & z took the fall & that's a binding secret... #Not [oh of course] abt the circumstances surrounding a's death & how b & c were involved. nor the ''what's marigold's damage'' mystery #which is great. love to not know things. love that we can readily follow all the emergent drama everyone's wading in nowadays. hell yeah #anyways admire my organized approach to gifs here. four shots each Expressions Atmosphere Action Groupshots #sure might've muddled through gifmaking for this anyways but fr being a huge lackadaisy comic enjoyer for now most of my life helps #and its very Overall Inspiration like. just really getting the [you can really just draw stuff out here] going. fr the art's detail & skill #and that enrichment like i'm gonna have a great time following this. And I Have #you don't expect a crowdfunded indie animation in the mix back then but hell yeah fellas #SIGH ok removing a 4th gif that's broken / not displayed despite reuploading then entirely remaking it. if it's a bug i'll try again later

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I started reading Dungeon Meshi last week, became instantly charmed and captivated, and blitzed through the entire manga in 4 days (and changed my profile picture about it). With that in mind, I would just like to say...

I love your dungeon meshi art so so much

CHILCHUCK!!!!!!!!

Thank you kindly! I love Dungeon Meshi a lot, so I'm happy to see so many people get into it for the first time.

CHILCHUCK!!!

#ask #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #I feel like chilchuck was overlooked in the pre-anime fandom a lot (which sucked as an OG chilchuck fan). #So I am thrilled by how much love he has been getting. He is a great character and so much fun to draw. #Great comedic straight man while also having some really hard hitting emotional moments. #I think he needs a union mandated vacation after this dungeon expedition -and a drink with an umbrella in it. #Veering off topic for a moment: #I started drawing this at the same time as the Dragon comic (I had chilchuck brainrot) #and since then two of my dungeon meshi comics have hit over 10k notes. Which is bonkers! #A year ago I was getting hyped over a post reaching past 100 notes...I never thought I'd be here. Thank you for all the love and support. #I may have started as a MDZS blog but drawing for Dungeon Meshi has had a huge impact on me *and* my art. #This Chilled Chuck is thus a mini celebration for a incredible milestone B*) #I'll keep my weekly dungeon meshi posts going until the season ends so please keep looking forwards to it!

[calmparticles]

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#hi!!! not dead!!! i've just had the most creative block ever DKFBNDF/ #here's some poppup whale/dolphin variations for anon! thank u sm vacc anon for the req and kind words - hope u doing good!!/ #all of u asks have been so sweet. bless u! <3/ #poppup #deltarune #myart #and a teeny tiny ambyu. 2 small for the tag. teeny/ #i'm very rusty at art-ing rn - if anyone has any reqs i would love to draw some! i still got lot's 2 go thru too tho <3/ #also i finally went back n edited all my image ids into the images themselves - i'll still reblog ids over @ calmparticles-id/ #cause 4000 characters will never b enough 4 me DKFJBDF i cannot write short ids 2 save my life or u eyes/ #anyways that's enough tags for now!/

[clownsuu]

Wally talks to his dad about his love life

Home I feel is a really good listener (maybe a little too good since he eavesdrops a lot on accident- very observant of his surroundings)

cw minor obsessive/possessive behavior on first photo under cut

I remember I freaked out years ago when I found out some bugs, specially some spiders, have lil beaned peets

#I will never get over that fact it’s the cutest thing ever #I think that’s what cured me from my fear of spiders LMAOOO #That and djmm #B e a n s #Welcome home #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #welcome home home #howdy pillar #wally darling #wallypillar #howdydarling #funfact I was gunna draw some ship stuff for mob au with these two #Bbbbbut u h h h h h h #Every single time I ask anything relationship wise with mob howdy and Wally it’s like- #R e a l l y a b u s i v e JDHFHHDJDJDJ #I had a fic where I asked if howdy was married and he depressively said yeah #And I was like “why u so sad dawg isn’t married life supposed to be good specially with someone so powerful” #And he’s like “yeah but I’m just seen as another object- if anything the torture got worse afterwards-“ #And I was like o h #And I ran away with him LMAOO #But then later we got caught by Wally and Wally killed me rip JDHDHDDH #In “canon” mob Wally marrying someone who is a part of the “mob family” he would treat mostly gently #However when it comes to howdy he would still use him as a punching bag #Howdy rarely gets any sleep- and to then be bound by the boss? Who never sleeps and is incapable of doing so? W h a c k #Another funfact #Since Wally can’t sleep he would stare at his (current/possible) partner while they sleep #Very awkward

[starheirxero]

WHAT IF THEY WERE FINE. WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS OKAY :(((

everyone say thank you to @loving-delusions who made this whole post full of Lunar-core images and the ones centering around them and Eclipse made me so terribly emotional. had me choked up and sniffling and hiccuping. 10/10

#xero creations #THE SUN HASN’T EVEN RISEN FOR ME YET AND I’VE GONE THROUGH EVERY STAGE OF GRIEF OVER A BLORBO AHAJABAKQNS #THAT POST IN PARTICULAR HIT HOME FOR ME SO I WAS LIKE OH. OH I KMOW WHAT I NEED TO DO AHAJAHAJS #ALL OF U WEEP WITH ME /silly #edit bc i forgor 2 say it but lunar technically never having a childhood but still having it ruined will always b so sad 2 me :( #smth smth how is that possible. how is that fair. #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #lunar and earth show #the lunar and earth show #tlaes #sams lunar #lunar sams #laes lunar #lunar laes #lunar #sams moon #moon

[spaciebabie]

local artist realizes that b/c they never draw characters interacting they cant draw themselves kissing their fave and cries and shits so hard they die of dehydration. more at 11

#spacie spoinks #spriiingtraaaaaappp #huuuuu 💧💧 #uuuhuuuh 💧💧uu uuuhuuub💧💧💧😢😢😭😭 #heems heems whimpers #starts to crying sobbing #its sooo fucking over dude #there are consequences ta never drawing a specific thing ever b/c you think its too hard #''this is gonna be easy 😎'' 2 howas layter #love loses. love couldnt pull me thru #what the fuck even is the point anymore #kicks a rock

[movedtodykedvonte]

Not enough people talk about how Miles called out for Peter while Miguel was slamming him down on the train. A part of Miles still trusted and was looking for safety in Peter, at least enough to think he could’ve helped him…

#never gonna get over the fact that Peter def sees miles as a honary son that’s his kid too #I was #hoping he webbed up there and just have Miguel a two piece #daily reminder that all the teens are still very young and kids #of course if he saw an adult figure he trusted he’d call out to him even after that slight betrayal #peter was the only one who practically encouraged miles motives even if he thought running was stupid #peter b parker #miles morales #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #atsv spoilers

[stealingpotatoes]

ITS FUCKING OCTOBER ?????? THERE'S TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE YEAR AND I'VE ALREADY DRAWN OVER 1K ARTS THIS YEAR ?????????????????

#WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I AM LITERALLY ARTS GEORG #I WANNA BE LIKE OH I NEED OTHER HOBBIES BUT I LITERALLY DO HAVE OTHER HOBBIES. I HAVE TOO MANY OTHER HOBBIES ALREADY #AND A DEGREE IM STUDYING FOR. AND A JOB SOMETIMES #I THINK I JUST NEED TO STOP DRAWING TIL NEXT YEAR (jk i could never do that i think i'd keel over and die if made to not draw for a week) #talk is cheap #?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?! #HELLO 999 CALLING THE BOBBIES THIS IS ILLEGAL #AND IMPOSSIBLE I DONT THINK A HUMAN BEING SHLD B DOIN THIS/?

[designernishiki]

strongly believe that those few lines in kiwami 2 where majima hits on kaoru while half-dead in the street were literally just put there to try (and fail) to negate how fucking gay it looks when kiryu cradles a bloody badly-injured majima in his arms as majima tells him that he basically just fought an entire army of yakuza singlehandedly for kiryu and kiryu alone, fully aware that doing so would almost definitely be the death of him. but you know. whatever

#would majima hit on someone while bleeding out and coughing up blood on a city street? absolutely #would it be kaoru he’s hitting on? after kiryu just swooped in and held him in his arms and all that? #fuck no it wouldn’t #A) kiryu’s right there and makes way more sense to be all heart eyes over at that moment in time. B) majima would never go out with a #fucking COP are you kidding me #honestly part of me thinks saying that to her was literally just some form of joke/teasing/something like that cause it’s so absurd pfhdhfjd #anyway. thoughts #rambling #yakuza kiwami 2 #yakuza #rgg #kazumaji

[lifeofclonewars]

okay wait no. small pause on the Kix feels as I think about how Rex is more by the books than Cody (and lightens up at least a bit on that throughout the war) and how he tells the Domino Twins "reminds me of me, actually" in his lil promoting them to ARC speech and just. how much he latched onto Domino in the first place

this man saw Echo and his by the books-ness and Fives encouraging him to lighten up on certain bits of it and went "oh, they're just like me and Cody" and got attached and indeed continued to see the parallels throughout the war

#b talks #captain rex #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #fives #echo #domino twins #clone trooper fives #clone trooper echo #i feel like similarieties between fives and rex get talked about a lot #and theyre great #but lets talk about the similarities between rex and echo #and fives and cody okay #also just. rex being a proud big bro over these two will never not hit me in the feels #also like. rex coming to terms with things not being 100% kosher and being able to help echo adjust to it too #meanwhile cody's like 'I can teach you how to punch droids and then write a report so it's fine!' and fives is like :D sign me up lolll #like slightly looser on all of it but still gonna be loyal (fives just more clearly to his brothers since theres still 0 cody content #after all these years)

[comradekatara]

an old drawing i never actually got around to coloring but that i touched up a bit just now. i just think they would become such a cool squad after the war. dykes and their token man

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #ty lee #toph #sokka #mai #suki #also yue if you count her photobombing #art #mart #oldergaang #postwargaang #every dyke squad has the one boyfriend of the cool bi girl who they all approve of and genuinely love #but also if they ever broke up on bad terms would not hesitate to disown him forever #this isn't like. 100% the case for them. a) because they will never break up and if they do it would be amicably #and b) toph would never choose suki over sokka #but this IS what i mean by #lesbians4sokka #and bi women. kinsey 5s. etc. #aang is also invited fwiw #but not zuko. he cant hang #also i regret not drawing mai as being the same height as sokka. it's important to me that they're the same height. #a grievous oversight on my part that i am simply too lazy to fix #anyway. maybe one day i will actually finish coloring this. for now however #here you go

[fumifooms]

I WENT TO A COOOOON I finished pinning my bag just in time for it!! It was a small one but still my first one ever omg it was great. Someone recognized Marcille but not Chilchuck </3 People judged my ships on 3 different instances for 3 different ships, I got visibly emotional over Alois Trancy, I bought a Denji figure, it was great

I have preordered keychains and whatnot on the way still so I’ll def be updating my itabag composition + moving stuff around sort of soon, will give an update once it’s freshened up! Info on all the merch + some extra pics under read more Blue & green <3

Second pic is two custom badges I drew!! Never had bubble tea before so it acts as a con souvenir, + blorbos

The itabag: link, by Iconografi

Bootlegs but artist is bkub

Bootlegs of official merch

Official art but edited to make nice badges (I thought the anime celebration artwork ones were official ngl

Keychains by 118ween

Keychains by Sleepywyrm, link

Loot Anime crate pin

Keychains by SolelleArt, link

Keychains by ACertainSheep, link

Keychain and charms by Aguichart

Ok that’s it for now~ To quote a buddy:

I’m not used to having such high quality figures…… He fits so perfectly in my hand 🥹

#A b/kudeku judged me for liking k/cchako a s/baciel judged me for liking Alois a mlb fan was complaining about chloe shippers LMAO #Ohh 13 yo asshole characters we’re really in it now… They could never make me hate u #There’s a metaphor to make here about how a blueberry’s green under its blue skin but my brain’s melted from DDR rn #Dungeon meshi #itabag #ita bag #marchil #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #I also ate mochi!!! Matcha ones. Tasted great #Even if i’m ever more inactive. feel safe in the fact that I am out there being rabid over marchil always #Fumi updates #Modern outfit Chilchuck take my wallet. Shibuya artwork Chilchuck you are famous to me

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Rip & Tear!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #a-qing #xue yang #blood #Song link commentary: A-qing would love Doom Eternal. Lan Wangji would love Animal crossing #They would kick Xue Yang's ass in a store together. March 20th of 2020. One parting nod. Never see each other again #Xue Yang had the fog advantage over LWJ but also...holy heck how good of a fighter *is* he? #The audio drama implies that XY and LWJ fought for a long time and were pretty much at a stalemate until A-Qing and WWX helped #And LWJ is PRETTY good at fighting even with fog. Kinda terrifying to be honest. #Its also a great way to show a character's skill without worfing them. LWJ doesn't need to lose to show how powerful XY is #Late today cause I did TWO comics about XY's arm. I wanted A-Qing to appear one last time.... At least I'll be on time tomorrow B'*)

[manitapaleta]

listen,….. we don’t know y hermie didn’t grow up with his dads but i already know its going to DEVASTATE ME when anthony tells us bc i know they would have loved the little joker, our sweet little thespian (also big brother nick hellooooooo)

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #jodie foster #scam likely #hermie the unworthy #scam actually #nick close #nick foster #nicholas foster #nicholas close #scodie #idk wtf is their ship name someone help #my art #wasn’t originally gonna make a lil comic but then i was like what if they didn’t tell nick and he comes home one day to hell and hermie is j #just there and everyone’s like o FUCK WE DIDNT TELL U LOL #also the idea that hermie is just now learning of his true family and he has a uncle and brother and two dads he’s never met but (i hope i b #believe i want it to be true) they love him v v much and the thought of nick meeting hermie and immediately taking on a big brother role mal #makes me wanna CRY bc he’s already taylor’s friend and yeah he said trust no one but he’s good to his son and he’s his baby brother who he’s #never met but what if he just feels v protective over him bc he’s been thru so much already and is now having an identity crisis bc WHO IS H #HERMIE??? like idk it’s a bit melancholic to think abt what if they were in each other’s lives??? how would have nick been as a big bro??? #sigh it’s 2am and i have work in 5 ish hours but i just had to get this outttt

[trashpocket]

nancy’s type is being into dorks 🥺💖

#ronance #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #stranger things #we dont talk enough about nancy being into dorks #exhibit a: (past) lame-o steve #exhibit b: drowned cat jonathan #exhibit c: (now) rambling robin #and i just feel like #it'd be funnier if robin is oblivious to nancy's pining #because according to robin #nancy is the straightest goody two shoes #with the affinity for guns #but nancy is over here #trying to flirt and failing #because she never had to flirt with someone #OBLIVIOUS AND ALSO FRAZZLY AF #before #and her type of flirting is #factual with the occasional joke #that doesnt land because of her tone #i think its hilarious