#who's on first

[ottosump]

I added pictures to try and explain the cartoon better!

#who's on first #abbott and costello #the who #yes #rolling stones #grateful dead #keith moon #charlie watts #bob weir #steve howe #pete townshend

[panphilosopher]

Enid: Well, I finally done it, Yoko. I finally ask the girl I like out!

Yoko: Good for you, girl! Honestly, hearing you mopping about her is driving me insane.

Enid: haha. Anyway, I need a favor, my car broken; can you pick up me and my girl?

Yoko: Of course, who is it?

Enid: Wednesday.

Yoko: I mean, it's unusual, but what's the name?

Enid: Wednesday.

Yoko: I not asking for the day, I asking for the name.

Enid: And I telling you it's Wednesday.

Yoko: ... Does she still know her birth mother?

Enid: Yeah, she complained 'bout her constantly.

Yoko: Okay, did she give her a name.

Enid: I pretty sure she did.

Yoko: Okay, so what's the name?

Enid: Wednesday.

Yoko: I not asking for the date!

Enid: Why you yelling!?

Yoko: Okay, okay, okay, sorry. I have a short-tempered Just tell me: what's her middle name?

Enid: Friday.

Yoko: You watching Friday the 13th?

Enid: No, we not watching a movie. She doesn't like clichés.

Yoko: Who?

Enid: Wednesday.

Yoko: I not- Stay out of the midweek! Okay, just tell me who I should look out for.

Enid: Saturday.

Yoko: Saturday?

Enid: Yeah, she living with Saturday.

Yoko: Wait, she leaves Monday?

Enid: No, that's her other cousin. We not talking about him.

Yoko: Who am I looking out for?!

Enid: Her cousin Hu isn't even in the country!

Yoko: I don't know!?

Yoko and Enid: Third base!

#wednesday netflix #enid sinclair #yoko tanaka #wednsday addams #wenclair #wednesday incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #who's on first

[samreich]

the steak sketch 🥩

#sketch comedy #funny #steak #steakhouse #restaurant #abbot and costello #who's on first #medium rare

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

It's the Xian version of "Who's on First?"

#christianity #jesus christ #bible #bible nonsense #christian nonsense #religious nonsense #who's on first #religion #religion is a mental illness

[thelonelyphonebox]

Elesa: Skyla, can I ask you a favor?

Skyla: Sure, what's up?

Elesa: You know about the upcoming all-Trainers charity baseball game, right? Well, I've put together a team for it - mostly fellow Electric-type experts, though we've got a couple of all-rounders, too - and I was hoping you could help me iron out some winning strategies.

Skyla: Well, I don't know too much about baseball, but I'll do my best! So, who's playing each position?

Elesa: Let's see... Hugh's on first, Wattson second, and Iono's on third-

Skyla: Yeah, I'm outta here.

#incorrect pokemon quotes #who's on first #pokemon #elesa #skyla #hugh #wattson #iono #baseball #terrible puns #stop me before i meme again

[grammarpedant]

FOUR MONTHS LATER: it's Who's on First Wednesday!!

My first ever plate has returned from the kiln! I used sgraffito on black slip+underglaze to inscribe my favorite Abbott and Costello bit. It's already chipped where I dropped it in the sink but I LOVE my Who's On First Plate, it sparks so much joy every time I look at it

(Based on this post)

#ceramics #pottery #abbott and costello #who's on first

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#who's on first #konosuba #help I can't stop laughing this is great #Youtube

[ohihopeicanchangethislater]

Yes, as a matter of fact, he is.

#i went down the imdb rabbit hole again #this time on toho movies and shows #doctor who #king kong escapes #mechakong #abbot and costello #who's on first #please laugh

[claudiam1962]

One of the greatest comedy routines of all time.

#abbott and costello live on #who's on first #pitchers and catchers report in a month! #Youtube

[sweaterkittensahoy]

"Ugh you can't make [insert media here] today!"

Maybe. Maybe not. But you can always make "Who's on First".

#who's on first #comedy #classic comedy #apologies to people who don't get tonal cues #which is half the bit #laurel and hardy #Youtube

[filmseries]

Who's on First - Abbott & Costello

Never gets old. I always view this for a good stomach laugh.

#youtube #Abbott & Costello #Who's on First #video #comedy #black and white #baseball

[bughead-in-the-comics]

From Who's on First?, Betty and Me #114 (1980).

#bughead #jughead jones #betty cooper #old comics #digest comics #betty and me #bughead high school #bughead park #bughead accident #bughead worried #who's on first

[spacefinch]

Carlos: Dr. Who's on first, Doctor Strange is on second, and Doctor House is on third. There's no way they're getting through a single inning. Ralphie: So who's on first? Carlos: That's right. Ralphie: That's strange. Carlos: No, he's on second. Ralphie: Well how's he on second if he's on first? Carlos: No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange. Ralphie: Well this whole darn thing is strange, but what I'm asking is who's on first? Carlos: Naturally. Ralphie: Who? Carlos: Naturally. Ralphie: So Naturally is the first baseman? Carlos: No. The first baseman is Who. Ralphie: Well I don't know that, so how's about you tell me? Carlos: House is on third. Ralphie: I'm not asking you about third base, I'm asking you about first base. Carlos: Who's on first! Ralphie: This is horrible. Carlos: Dr. Horrible is the pitcher, not first base. Ralphie (increasingly frustrated): That's not what I'm asking about! No! Carlos: Dr. No is in the outfield, but let's not worry about him right now.

#magic school bus #incorrect quotes #who's on first #carlos ramon #ralphie tennelli

[wyrm-in-the-apple]

Anyway, I've wanted to do that "Who's On First?" sequence for Killer's AU ("Something New") for ages, so I'm proud I finally found a way to incorporate it into PNvsNG! For those who haven't seen the original, have fun!

Also as a bonus, here's a Shakespearean version:

#PNvsNG #Something New #Killer Sans #Who's On First #puns #wordplay #utmv #Youtube

[likopinina]

#g-get it? cause we dont know who's on third #dumb joke #abbott and costello #who's on first #dorohedoro #drhdr #baseball episode #shitpost

[culturevulturette]

The prophecy has come to pass.  

#lol #abbot and costello #who's on first