Who’s-Who: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.
Drake: What are you passionate about?
Who’s-Who: Sleeping.
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Drake: How petty can you get?
Who’s-Who: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Kaido: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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Who’s-Who: Kaido, we tried things your way.
Kaido: No, we didn't.
Who’s-Who: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Who’s-Who: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Jack: *sighs*
Who’s-Who: You bored?
Jack: Yeah.
Who’s-Who: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Jack: I thought you’d never ask.
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Kaido: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Kaido, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
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Hawkins: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
Jack: ...
Jack: What a stupid fucking quote.
Jack: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.
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Hawkins: Do you need help getting up?
Kaido: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
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Kaido: You know what I learned from my relationship with Jack?
Drake: There’s no such thing as too mean?
Who’s-Who: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Hawkins: Always hold a grudge?
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Jack: I feel awful about killing you.
Who’s-Who:
Jack: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.
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Who’s-Who: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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Who’s-Who: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Drake: ICARUS?
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Drake: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
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Luffy: You don't think I can fight because I’m a girl!
Kid: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Who’s-Who could fight in that dress either.
Who’s-Who: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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Kid: I will send my army to attack!
Kid: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
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Hawkins: What do you think Zoro will do for a distraction?
Who’s-Who: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Who’s-Who: ...or he could do that.
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Hawkins: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something.
Drake: You left me, Luffy, and Kid in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Hawkins: I did that on purpose, try again.
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*while waiting outside the principal’s office*
Who’s-Who: What are you in for?
Drake: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?
Who’s-Who: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.
Drake:
Drake:
Drake: We live very different lives.
Who’s-Who: Yes we do.
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Luffy: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.
Hawkins: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…
Kid: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!
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Who’s-Who: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Drake: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.
Who’s-Who, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Hawkins: Would never stab anyone.
Drake: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Luffy: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Who’s-Who: Would stab without warning.
Kid: Would stab as a warning.
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Who’s-Who: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Drake: Um...Neat.
*later*
Drake, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Kid. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Kid, fiddling with his arm: Don't beat yourself up too much, Drake. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Luffy confessed her love for me?
Drake: Didn't you thank her?
Kid: *drops his screwdriver and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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