#which is why it's short lol

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

#eliot posts #dunme #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao #but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind'' #laios being my internal monologue here #i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying #tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number #(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled) #(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a #plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!) #(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time #and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig) #(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications) #(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!) #(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad) #(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol) #(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections) #(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired) #AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars #and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75 #the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could) #like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???

[skitskatdacat63]

When I tagged that post about objectifying athletes by making them wear shorter shorts with "early 2000s renault", it was specifically because of these pictures

+ tennis because they belong here too

#you know what i realized? #2000s renault are what current ferrari wish they could be in terms of thirstposting #you cant OUTDO the DOER #but seriously asking politely #why did 2000s renault have so many slutty pictures of their drivers LMAO #was it just the causal effect of suddenly having absolute dreamboat fernando alonso on their team?? but seriously LOL #like those 2004 miami pics...what incited them to think 'we need to put our driver fernando in a slutty outfit w his abs out' #+ were the renault boys the og gym thirstposters ??? omg #also way sluttier than any modern gym mirror selfie like cmon short shorts...thighs fully spread towards the camera...bro... #specifically fisi in these pics is rly doing the most could those shorts be any shorter??? #also hehehe those tennis pics i am so in love with them like genuinely obsessed with them #btw i was gonna include these in a comp post of fisi and nando pics i like which i would *eventually* like to make #but after seeing that textpost i think they deserve to be on their own #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #giancarlo fisichella #renault #formula one #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #btw these are from: #2005 australian gp

[simgerale]

CHAPTER ONE ; 1/3

TRANSCRIPT:

[sounds of swords clashing and rowdy cheering]

geordie: Your highness, apologies for the intrusion, but her majesty has asked me to remind you of the time.

killian: [panting] The time? And what exactly is the time?

g: Half past noon.

k: So she wished to inform me of my tardiness. Thank you, Geordie. I will be with you shortly.

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k: Am I the only late one?

g: I am afraid so. Even the princess arrived promptly.

k: Drat. Dara will never let me live it down. The one time I lose track of the hour…

g: No matter, your highness. Soon you will be Knight Captain and have plenty of excuses for tardiness.

k: I sincerely hope not. I am perfectly satisfied with my rank.

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luca: There you are, at last.

k: Apologies, apologies. What did I miss?

#progeny #ts4 story #i changed the training grounds a bit #realized it made more sense for the walkways to have brick short walls lol #SO!! first chapter!!!! here we go #as you can see Killian is a knight #geordie is a minor side character but he's like the closest thing to a bff that killian has #he mainly patrols the palace which is why he was sent by the empress to get her son lol #where are they walking on the way to the palace? tHE UNDERGROUND TUNNEL SYSTEM #one of the coolest things i made up for the volais capital is that they have underground tunnels that connect all the important places #also i haven't named the capital yet. just referenced as the capital lol #it's how they're so defensible even when they have a river running through the city #it's sort of their secret weapon #but also good for traveling when you are low on time #Killian was late to a family meeting lol nothing crucial but his mama puts a lot of importance on them #call it her version of a sunday dinner #aaaand... oh yeah! we see through killian's words that he is PERFECTLY SATISFIED with his rank #by the end of the chapter you will see where he stands on things #okay! enough rambling! SORRY #nooo I just noticed one of the balconies isn’t lined up with the window 🤧 oh well I guess

[raiiny-bay]

apocalypse patty (wip)

#woke up with the sudden motivation to actually work on the mbz story so #that's what i'm doing #i'm working on red's origin story first since i have a clear vision of where i want to take it #the first pic is actually her pre-apocalypse (she's ~13 or so there i think) & the second is ofc her during the apocalypse (~19ish) #kel's life before the apocalypse actually plays a pretty big role in his origin story #so that's why i made two versions of pat. i gotta make a pre-apocalypse version of kel too #which means giving kel a very short hair cut :-) he will hate it :-) #also! pat does have a nickname in the AU. it's sis lol #very creative ik. but i imagine that's what everyone in their group calls her #ok back to work #rainyrambles

[keirientez]

#nudity warning #guess whos back from college yipee (i was trembling for the entirety of my first day) #it was nice to be talking to people but having to talk to people drained so much out of me that i slept at 9. which is bizzare #drew the middle one while waiting for my afternoon class. what is there to even say i fantasize about women daily #also i like to think for fem!reborn but young she’ll have those puffy flowy dresses but black. #since if reborn originally followed traditional mindsets and standards when it comes to clothing he went for suits (which he later #-proceeds to expand his wardrobe and goes for crossdressing looks like reboko (one of his alt identities) #but would mostly have clothes following the traditional sense #fem reborn would love vests and formal clothings too i think but if in child form the fandom had reborn originally in an ouji-esque look #with top vest and shorts. so i think those puffy lolita dresses are cute for her #tsuna is just tsuna lol but i referenced her hair from levy mcgarden in fairytail #her hair is extremely iconic for me its so pretty #one reason why i chose her hair for reference is that if you just change her hair color to brown she’s literally tsuna’s fem doppelganger #another reason is that i like levy mcgarden #shes just silly ok i love her #and if youre in the fandom you’ll know her abilities which for me at 14 year old was cool as hell #katekyo hitman reborn #r27 #sawada tsunayoshi #reborn #fan art #genderbend

[quinn-pop]

mtdd week day 3 - caring

yeah this is a totally random timeskip thing. just pretend dedede looks older okay thank you

just another night (and it’s ours)

part 2

#mtddweek2023 #two parts because i am once again proving i cannot keep things short #and that’s not an exaggeration because i only wound up illustrating about 2/3 of what i wrote #the rest of it didn’t really add anything and i can only draw so much #meta is really tired here lol #i mean they both are #i really cannot draw backgrounds #kirbyposting #my art or something #meta knight #king dedede #metadede #quinn does comics #for the record im not committing to this idea i dont rlly know why i chose this #it exists in a vacuum there are approximately 0 ideas surrounding it aside from #meta’s new look which was for something else set in the future i may or may not get to #what’s with the egg? uhh you decide tbh i just wanted an excuse to write dedede angst

[lsleofthelost]

(wip) girls looking through a sketchbook

#descendants #mal #evie #malvie #art #mine* #i saw a pic of two girls on pinterest that was so malvie coded i was literally possessed to do this #i’ve been wanting to draw mal in this shirt ever since i saw it like a month ago lol #she’s got evie’s poison apple necklace on #also. she’s wearing jay’s symbol on a necklace + his tourney shorts (which is why i tried to make em look rolled up) #and there’s also evie wearing carlos’s bracelet #and three types of gold ring that’s matching with jays from last art #i also tried adding a few scars. mostly on mal. like her ear. on her stomach and a deep one on her calf #evie’s got a couple faint ones on her arm but i’m thinking of adding a couple more. they’re isle kids after all

[fiendishartist2]

height chart/character sheet for all of the main tma cast feat. my headcanons (and misconceptions about canon desc. O_O) of them

and an extra georgie <3

#if you havent seen my melanie post i was for some reason convinced that melanie was a canonical black woman #and that she was described as a ''shorter black woman with short curly hair'' which is smth that never happened lol #so thats the misconception that influenced melanie's design #but also i like how her being a black woman adds to her whole character of ''someone passed over and dismissed and met with hostility- #-before she can even show others what kind of person she is'' #anyways heights bc thats why i made this: #daisy and tim: around 5'8 #jon and melanie: around 5'1 #martin: around 6' #basira and georgie: around 5'11 #martin: 6' #sasha and elias: around 6'5 #im not v good with heights bc i myself and very small.... but i tried to make it make sense #i love georgie she is literally everything to me <3 #everyone else is in everyday attire and georgies just chilling in her pyjamas. im in love with her #i wanted to put gertrude and helen on here too but i didnt have time :( #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #timothy stoker #sasha james #elias bouchard #melanie king #basira hussain #daisy tonner #🤢 sorry i dont like her #georgie barker #my art

[straylaughs]

dont know how to go about formulating my thoughts about the entire show but i do have to give bucchigiri its flowers for that absolutely stunning fight sequence between matakara and arajin

#like ???????? #wowie #the animation always goes hard for the fight sequences but this was so good #also super fun seeing arajin WANTING to fight and giving his all #kinda got langa flashbacks when arajin was falling in the void LOL #i honestly cant figure out what to say about the finale #like its been at least an hour since i finished it and i still don't know #so on a very surface level i'd say it was cute #i did actually very much appreciate the short flashback at the beginning #because it does really make sense as to why matakara clung to him #as for arajin himself #congrats to him for being a honki person ig? (which i still don't fully understand but im okay with that tbh) #and the blood stamp he gave matakara was cute too #... that's about all i can think of to say (there's definitely more i could think of) #like zabu not telling komao that matakara nearly killed him but maybe that wouldn't have mattered question mark #anyways #my official bucchigiri rating: ''sure?''/10 #bucchigiri?!

[icewindandboringhorror]

I got these shoes from someone recently but thought they were way too plain looking, so I set out on a quest to customize them with some sharpies and charms and miscellaneous ribbon I had in my craft drawers. Mostly sky themed (clouds, rainbows, rain, stars, etc.) because that's my favorite aesthetic, but I had to include some cat imagery as well, of course lol.

#also honestly had NO IDEA that real converse have that star logo on the INSIDE not the outer part??? why the hell would you want it on the #inner portion where nobody can see it?? my entire life I always would have sworn it was on the outer facing portion.. #I think these would be perfect IF they were just slightly taller (top part higher above ankles instead of just weird hard material digging #right into your ankle whenever you walk) and if they were actual good platforms. they're so short. It's good that 'chunky' shoes are gettin #more popular as they've always been my favorite Look ever since I had these shoes with roller skates that pop out of thebottom (not heelys. #but like. before those. it was two whole entire roller skate wheels like a normal pair of roller skates) and the bottoms were so tall and #clunky and it made my feet look giant (because it had.. entire wheels in the bottom pockets lol). so #I've alwatys been into the aesthetic but . still I find a lot of the 'brands jumping on trend' are too short of platforms #OR they're plafrorms with a raised back/heel/wedge which to me is not aesthetically good and also makes them exceptionally uncomfortable to #wear compared to just plain completely flat chunky platform bottoms. ANYWAY.. if these shoes had a 3 or 4 inch platform I think they'd be #cooler. however for what they are it's still fine! and I like them more now that they actually have some sort of anything to them and #aren't just plain white. The weird thing is that the material it's made out of (maybe some sort of leather or something) absorbs sharpie? #the color changes over time. You draw a mark and then leave it for a few days and it either fades into being barely there or has changed #colors. so I had to go back in and redo parts. ALSO the shoe chains are so funny because I did NOT have the right tools for them #I don't have the stuff to make bracelets or open and close the little rings. they're held onto the shoe with just safety pins and the actua #little rung things that hold the charms on half of them are like broken or the metal is just jam smushed together bent and warped hhbjhjhb #I actually like the back a lot where there's the irridecent star thing hot glued on there. it's cool and shiny. and the clouds #are sparkly on the main parts of the shoe though I'm not sure how well it shows up in pictures #ANYWAY... shoegs..... If I were rich this is one of the things I would definitely custom order from craftsman #why would I spend like thousands of dollars on plain ass shoes that are just expensive because they're a Luxury Brand when I could literall #like pay people to create me custom shoes to my exact specifications?? I could have like 5 inch flat platform boots with fur andclouds #and cat shaped holes in the bottom with LEDs in them with pom pom and charms and etc. etc. etc. Like as gaudy and excessively over #decorated as I want lol.. AND they could have skates in the bottom somehow!! ghjgbhjb #this on top of all the custom wizard costumes and period clothing I would order.. Like i LOVE customizing things. I love everything in my l #life being as particualr as possible and cultivating every experience I have to meticulously meet my own specific criteria as much #as is possible. If I had the money to I would never buy something from a store again. EVERYTHING I owned from furniture to clothing #would be either made by me - or mostly - comissioned from craftsmen. custom tiles for my floors. custom bed. custom table. #even like. custom toilet. custom sinks. etc. etc. ouGGH... but yeah.. anyway... shoes..

[skenpiel]

@eebie DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the dance is from this video ♪(^∇^*)

#HI EEBIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL #i made this beccause i was listening to that penis song i sent you and i thought it sounded like a song gobou would use #also i wanted a dancing eeber gif ^___^ #keep in mind i ummm. have only animated once before and that was years ago and very very very short #and also it was totally sketchy and stuff. as in it was just a sketch there was no lineart or colors or anything #and also csp apparently dosent let you export transparent animations!?!?!?!? and also it doesnt let you use more than 25 frames!?!?!?!? #its stupid. so i just made a gif on EZGIF.COM instead<333 #which is why the edges look kinda. um. wack. sorry about that but maybe itll go away when this posts? i dunno but i doubt it #btw i think i have eeber poisoning or something. because i draw her all the time everywhere........ #ive drawn her so many times in some stupid little sketchbook we have in our kitchen when i wait for stuff in tha microwave #her design is just sooooo. Yeah!!!!!!!! #anyway this took Ummm significantly longer than id hoped and my back hurts sooooobad #so im going to bed!!!!!!!! but anyways here u go babygirkl <333333 #my art #oh and btw i only listened to the penis (eek!) song while drawing this and nothing else #just. the same penis song for hours on end #and i said i was gonna take abreak when i was done with the lines before i started coloring but 😀👍 i forfot #OH WAIY ONE LAST YBING. i got cery noticably lazy like halfway through so dontt look too close at the frames or youu might get scared 😨

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

just gonna

place these two here

yeah

#Did I almost completely redesign them #Hehe #kinda #evie’s ocs #my art #art #doodles #phone doodles #evie’s ben #evie’s anna #original character #character design #ocs #SORRY I COMPLETELY CHANGED BEN’S COLOR SCHEME GUYS #If y’all couldn’t tell from the frequency with which I draw these two #They are the main characters lol #Partly why their designs contrast quite a lot XD #Also #ben is officially short #Tbh he should probably be scaled down a bit but alas my resources are limited

[tomatoluvr69]

It’s so funny to be lazily ambiguous with gender and sexuality in real life because most people are like oh that’s a butch lesbian. Because I am lazy. And because I only clear things up with vetted friends and literally do not care about pronouns and names and have had different names/pronouns in different circles etc. and they see my men’s attire and the fact that I haven’t binded (bound?) in years and my short hair has long grown out. And then they tell on themselves and their own lazy heuristics when I talk about liking a man that it either a) takes them visibly aback and they have to stumble over themselves to pretend they’re not shocked or b) straight up think I’m joking and continue to believe I’m a butch lesbian. And the craziest thing is other queer people like somehow often worse about this despite this sort of idea that they have of themselves that they don’t assume anyone’s gender/sexuality and that they don’t tie ideas of androgyny to a flat chest and that they do believe that pretty extreme gender fluidity can and does exist and that everyone’s experience with gender is unique. And then there’s all sorts of shit where if I don’t feel like explaining/justifying the fact that I feel my concept of identity and self shift at such a glacial pace that it’s not worth establishing a conventional nonbinary or transgender identity (that conforms to the accepted experience, timeline, and desired considerations) in public, beyond my trusted friends who are chill about deviant experiences within the queer norm, I’m just one of them theyfabs claiming to be queer for clout. Ugh anyways it’s crazy to be one of the few people on the planet who needs to occasionally come out as what may appear at the outset as straight. I’m literally not a lesbian and no one ever ever stops to think I might not be. But I’ve had so many profound experiences with women and within that sort of community that I do feel such a strong affinity there, and in an ideal world would love to be something like a he/him lesbian. But I’m not a lesbian. Because I like men!! Despite only ever having been with women!!! And it also is so funny to me that were I to enter into a relationship with a man I would be considered completely and entirely cishet despite my extensive experiences within the gay community and specifically the lesbian community. Who would accept me with open arms if I’d ended up permanently with one of the women I’ve been with!! But I remain steadfast in my convictions that I do not need to explain myself to anyone. And truly I do not care in the least what people assume about me, I’m a very private person for whom open identity is not important and I’m literally way too chill to care. But it’s just continuously funny to have to come out as not a lesbian. How many dozens of times have I had to be like “actually I am not a homosexual”. Literally the opposite experience of most LGBTeeeees I’ve just got that deeply intensely masculine swag for real that the effect lasts even when my hair gets down to like shoulder length. And it’s like, even though I am perceived as female, albeit a queer one, I have had literally every single one of the stereotypical experiences of the ‘knew I was transgender from early childhood’ archetype and that’s just supposed to be completely invalid because I decided not to medically transition due to the spans of time I have where my identity shifts and I know I’m not qualified to pick one of the three acceptable genders for the rest of my life? And I understand the broader community’s frustration with certain aspects of hegemony re: people whose identities are snidely referred to as “theyfabs” and bisexual women in LTRs with men HOWEVER im just so tiredddddddddddd of the condescension, and lazy heuristics I notice in queer people’s treatment of me and assumptions about me. Anyways thanks 2 the gay people in my phone for letting me be amorphous and being so so chill about it. I mean it probably helps that you can’t see my genuinely gargantuan and unbindable breasts from my posts. But christ man it’s just exhausting lol

#sorry. guess who just had to say the sentence ‘actually I’m not a lesbian! no worries though’ out loud for the 4000009th time #also #which is why if you’ve noticed me use every single term under the sun for myself it’s because ummmm I am like everything and nothing #and if you hate theyfabs and bisexuals then just unfollow me and let’s live in our separate worlds. life is too short to justify yourself #to everyone I’m straight up just chilling #like sorry my hair is long. is that hard for you to understand in your toddler’s conception of boys and girls #ok now back to ur regularly scheduled apathy and ignoring of all discourse infighting and identity gatekeeping lol

[molluskzone]

blake age timeline ^-^ im gonna make one for everyone i think

#she looks particularly boyish in this one but to be clear she is a woman #very tomboyish child who refused to brush her hair so her mom cut it short to avoid matting #also she canonically starts going grey at like 25 honestly it should probably be whiter by 60 and 40 #art #furry #artists on tumblr #anthro #sfw furry #safe fur work #oc #sanctuary #i couldve gone older but she dies fairly young anyways #havent decided the exact age but in her 60s for sure #she severely underweight for most of her life and has been a pack a day smoker since she was 17 she does Not age very well #my art #and her hair at 17 in uneven at purpose shes not great at cutting it yet :[ #actually the choppiness throughout is her cutting it herself Not Well #i know this bc my hair looks like that LOL #fuck it buzz cut at 59 YOLO #i think she never wouldve minded having super short hair. she just gets lazy and stops cutting it altogether when shes like #uhhhh 30ish? #which is why its so long by 40 #and 50 tbh she basically looks the same except greyer by 60 #her widening her eyes is a bad sign btw she only does that when particularly shocked or pissed #hence why i add the eyelids from 22 onwards

[rowanisawriter]

.

#i entered an excerpt of some shit i wrote last year to a literary mag #that was the first time i ever had anything original of mine read by someone other than me in like 20 years lol #i meant to do it as like a gesture to prove to myself that i can like submit something?? #and i did submit so it did work i proved it to myself ok move on #obviously i didn’t expect to win of course obviously #tell me why i feel crushed about it lol just found out this evening i didn’t make the finalists obviously i wasn’t expecting it but still #kind of disappointed #which is so cringe tbh i am cringing #someone submitting something for literally the first time expecting to get sone kind of recognition this is cringe beyond belief of me tbh #anyway #im writing a short story now and we’ll see where it goes and whatever but #writing anything original is so fucking hard and no one looks at it anyway #but still wanna do it idk whatever whatever #god #i just had to put this somewhere whatever it’s out ok now back to writing #delete later #idk whatever

[campingwiththecharmings]

me: *is a writer*

also me: *can only ever seem to think of one way to say 'thank you' to the people who are kind enough to comment on my fics 🥲*

#it's always just 'tysm i'm so glad you enjoyed' #bc i can never think of anything else to say for some reason #it's like my brain short circuits and just creates one of those automated email responses la;lkdls;fkfg lmao #ik it probably doesn't matter but i feel like i'm so inarticulate sometimes when i respond to people lol #anyway #this is me saying sorry for that lol #fr i do appreciate your all's comments #which is why i always try to respond #i'll do my best to be more creative in the future but sadly i can make no promises lol #ignore me