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lace-coffin · 5 months

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Slasher autism headcanons

Requests are open!

is this just me projecting onto other slashers? Absolutely! It’s like the spider man pointing at eachother meme but it’s just me and slashers both having autism 😌

Tw: slight mentions of meltdowns and self injuring stims

Billy Lenz

*slaps him like the hood of a car* “do you know how much autism you can fit in here?”

Billy struggles with loud noises especially repetitive ones. He often holds the phone far away from his ear when calling the sorority because he can’t stand the call tone. please get him some headphones or ear defenders

Despite this he enjoys making a lot of noise through vocal stimming/echolalia, picking up on words or phrases he hears from you or the others at the sorority. He usually has a record playing to keep him from getting under-stimulated, though this can be a delicate balance because sometimes it helps and sometimes it’s too much and annoys him.

Billy is hyper verbal (this may be more of an adhd thing I’m unsure) he has so many thoughts he needs to voice to the point where it feels like he’s going to explode if he doesn’t get them out audibly. He does struggle knowing when it’s his turn to talk though so he may accidentally talk over you.

Billy tends to get along with animals better, connecting to them just feels easier and more natural. He loves to hang out with Claude and rub his face against his fur.

Billy often throws and breaks things during meltdowns, doing it in the heat of the moment and regretting it later if it was something he cared about. Please reassure him it’s not his fault and help him clean it up/ fix it when he feels ready to be around people again.

May not be purely and autism thing but affection bites for sure

Bubba sawyer

Bubba stims in a lot of ways. Flapping his hands in excitement and doing little dances. I think She would play with the charms on her bracelet she took from Pam when they don’t feel safe to openly stim, say he’s in public somewhere he’s not familiar with or dealing with victims.

They have a habit of hitting their head with their fists during meltdowns and pacing (as seen in the og movie when she’s upset about the victims breaking in when no one’s home)

Bubba is also hyper empathetic, other peoples emotions have a big effect on them, sometimes making it hard to settle when their family is distraught.

Non verbal- speaking feels unnatural and straining for her, her family have never pushed him to talk since it’s clear it’s uncomfortable so she’s happy to communicate via noises and body language. Communication cards may be helpful for when more complex answers are needed.

Loud noises aren’t really a problem for her since he’s running around with a loud ass chainsaw all day but it can become grating after a long day if they’re overstimulated already, they’ll push through it and get the task done but he’ll need some time alone in his room to recuperate after.

Doesn’t leave the house super often, they’re much comfier to be home around people they know. She does occasionally go shopping with Drayton and their siblings but it’s very taxing on her because of all the stimuli so it’s not super often.

Michael Myers

I think he’d have a very specific pallet, not liking inconsistencies in its foods and preferring to stick to the stuff it knows it likes. he has such a sweet tooth and eats a bunch of candy. It likes the texture differences in different kinds of sweets, jelly is a particularly good one. Mikey eats a lot of grilled cheese to, it’s mum used to make it for him a lot as a kid and it’s a staple safe food for him. He likes his food bland and beige (me to mikey)

Very specific about his clothing, labels are an absolute no go and need to be cut out. He only likes to wear one brand of coveralls because they’re the only ones it feels sits right without making him want to crawl out of his skin. So basically its wardrobe is just a bunch of the same brand coveralls. (Like SpongeBob with his identical wardrobe lol)

Non verbal through choice, mikey can talk but finds it uncomfortable to do so it usually doesn’t. If he really needs to get something across that he can’t then it’ll use sign.

Low empathy, Michael feels empathy for people close to him like his mother or you but not for others. He doesn’t really understand why he should care about people unimportant to him.

It’s part of Michael’s routine for you to go to bed together at the same time, it gets gradually more antsy the longer you stay up over bedtime. Eventually if he deems what you’re doing not worthy of staying up for he’ll just pull you away from it and carry you to bed. It also sleeps in a specific position, he has the whole bed to sleep in but prefers to curl up in the same way he did back at smiths grove, apart from there he didn’t have a choice. If you’re asleep and splayed out Michael would rather sleep on the sofa so he can be in its comfy position. He also probably won’t touch you if your wearing pyjamas with a bad texture, brushed cotton is a no and he won’t be cuddling you unless you’re in a safe textured set.

Doesn’t like eye contact much, he feels more comfortable in looking at peoples face if it’s wearing a mask, it’s less intimate and awkward.

Brahms Heelshire

Brahms can go from very clingy to not wanting to be touched very quickly. He adores being attached to you anyway he can, like cuddling you from behind when cooking or wrapping himself around you in bed. Despite this Brahms can get overwhelmed with touch sometimes, the feeling of ‘to much’ buzzing under his skin. If this is the case then he’ll likely need time to himself back in the walls.

Brahms likes everything to be on schedule and to follow the rules. Like we see in the movies he gets upset when his rules are ignored since it throws of his routine and schedule. If you need to do anything extra or take something off the schedule please let him know in advance so he has time to process it.

Low empathy but only for people not super close to him. He understands how he’s expected to react socially to peoples problems/pain and can show it through masking but it’s purely because he thinks it’s what he has to do.

The walls are a safe space for him. His room was the place he felt calmest after what happened with his parents, its decorated to his taste and dimly lit as not to hurt his eyes. His room has everything he needs within close distance so if he’s feeling low on spoons then the fridge is only a few steps away. Plenty of blankets for pressure/burying himself into.

Also we can’t ignore the fact he literally masks with his porcelain doll mask lol

I think Brahms would use to much eye contact as opposed to none, he was taught it was polite in his lessons as a boy and took it slightly to literally. He loves to stare at you affectionately < 3

Asa emory

Special interest in bugs and entomology! I headcanon that he mostly became a professor so he can info dump about his special interests all day to his hearts content. He can get frustrated quickly if he feels he’s not being listened to.

(Ignoring the shitty enclosures in the collector bc I say so) I think proper husbandry would be important to him, he researches for days before he feels comfortable setting up a home for his specimens. If he’s feeling overwhelmed he likes to sit with his bug enclosures, watching over them and rocking himself.

Asa connects to his bugs more, finding them easier to understand , bugs tend to have more readable body language so it’s easier to tell when they want to be left alone without pressing to far. A person may say they’re not upset but are only hiding it to be polite. A tarantula will bare its fangs and let you know when it’s had enough.

Asa is very precise in his traps, planning them thoroughly before assembling, however he can get overwhelmed and upset say if a wire snaps repeatedly or the trap won’t work as it’s supposed to. He can feel himself boiling over and will abruptly stand from him chair, taking himself over to his bug collection to distract himself and hopefully avoid a meltdown.

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 1 year

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Any headcanons on how the townsfolk react to the farmer having magic?

Sure thing :D

By the way, it became interesting to me, what kind of magic exactly does the Farmer use in the vanilla game? In fact, only interaction with Junimo, the ability to talk with wild animals and the transmutation of bars (which is more alchemy than magic, I think?) comes to mind. So I decided to write the reaction of the inhabitants as if the Farmer has some kind of spells like a fireball, telekinesis and other such that the first thing comes to mind. Hope you like it, dear anon ❤️

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Unfortunately, Pierre doesn't have anything "magic" for the Farmer in his shop. Oh, they just want to buy seeds? Well, with magic or not, a client is still a client! Just please don't accidentally burn his store with a fire spell or something.

Penny only giggled nervously after receiving information from the Farmer, and the following days she tried to avoid them. Now she is much calmer, but nonetheless, how in the world-?

Abigail knew that the Farmer is not so simple at first glance! Even the fact that they just understand little apple-like spirits delights Abby. It's so cool! If they also have some other combat magic, then it's even better!

Well... This magic of theirs doesn't restrict them from eating normal food, does it? No? Wonderful! Then Gus will gladly serve the Farmer in the Saloon, without any prejudice. Maybe he will even calm down his other visitors, who will climb to the Farmer with their annoying polls after an extra mug of beer.

Magic? Young one, George is not up to your hocus-pocus right now. Go show your tricks with bunnies and hats to kids or someone else, and let him watch his TV. Hmmph!

Rasmodius' only wish is that the young Farmer not fall under the control of his ex-wife if she takes an interest in their giftedness. Besides that, the wizard's door to the tower will always be open for the Farmer if they have a problem with magic control, or they want to learn a new spell.

Magic, you say? Can they conjure pink cake right into Haley's house? What about diamonds? Or maybe even a pony? No? Well, then what's the point in this magic. Boring...

Gunther once heard that people with a "special gift" are looking for incredible artifacts where no ordinary eye can see. Well, now the young Farmer has the opportunity to test this theory in practice, and don't forget to tell Gunther about it!

Sorry bud, but Shane can't be fooled by all this crap. No, don't show him the glowing energy from hands. And don't force objects to levitate in the air. The hell are you- stop lift him into the air with magic, no! Put Shane back down, for fuck's sake! Magic is not real!

"You can do a fire spell? For real? Can you demonstrate?" When the Farmer made a small fireball that emitted from their hand, Sebastian immediately held a cigarette to the little magic fire. "Thanks, I lost my lighter recently."

Tired Kent, having seen a demonstration of magic from the Farmer, simply turns around 180 degrees and goes home. First, the nightmares, and now also hallucinations in reality. He. Need. Fucking. Break.

Don't even think about playing pranks on Pam with these tricks, or she'll whip the Farmer so badly that no magic in the universe will soothe the burning pain in their ass! And she mean it, kiddo. Just don't.

Awesome! It's so awesome! Oh, can Farmer move in the air? How about moving things with their mind? Oh, can they move a slice of pizza in the air? Sam just wants to repeat that 'pizzakinesis' meme from the internet. Aww, c'mon, don't look at him like that, it will be fun!

The poor Farmer immediately regretted that they decided to tell Demetrius about their magical abilities. Because at first the scientist expressed incomprehension, and after the demonstration he took the young Farmer by the hand and almost forcibly led him to the laboratory "to study an incredible phenomenon!"

Robin was the one who quickly cooled her husband's ardor and told him that the Farmer was their friend, not a lab rat. The town carpenter doesn't care too much that the Farmer has some kind of power, because they're a good person. Besides, with neighbors such as Linus and members of the Adventurer's Guild, nothing will surprise Robin.

Speaking of neighbors, Linus will take news very calmly. He himself doesn't have magic in his blood, but he can feel the flows of someone else's energy. Will always support the Farmer if magic bothers them.

Marlon, as an adventurer who has seen an untold number of miracles in his life, will also calmly respond to the magical talent of a young member of his Guild. He will give the Farmer the opportunity to stay in his Guild if someone starts to annoy the Farmer because of their magic.

Gil will also not stand aside and cheer up the young adventurer if they lose heart, treat them to good whiskey (just a little bit) and give wise advice along with Marlon. Magic or not, one should not tease a person because of prejudice towards magic.

Maru, like Demetrius, will also be interested in studying this phenomenon, because she also believes that there is nothing that science could not explain. True, unlike her father, she will politely invite the Farmer to her home, not forcibly pull them along.

Heh, and Lewis was just thinking not to book a clown for the fair this year. Maybe after the show, the Farmer wants to show a couple of tricks for tourists? Don't worry, he'll pay them for their work. A? Real magic? Why yes, of course... magicians never tell their secrets, right? ;)

After many stories of his ol' Man, as well as some of the miracles that he himself found while sailing on the ship, Willy is no longer surprised about anything. If the Farmer wants, they can go fishing together on the beach and Willy will tell him stories about mermaids, miracles and magic.

Even though the Farmer has healing spells, Harvey asks them not to self-medicate. Funny tho, but he's not as surprised by Farmer's magic ("I've seen you do weirder things")

Magic? Oh, the Farmer wants to show her sons card tricks or something? Ok, Jodi doesn't mind, just please don't litter too much in the house, she just cleaned up recently.

Caroline will have mixed feelings about this. The last time she dealt with something magical was when she went to... Ah, no, never mind. As long as the Farmer doesn't harm anyone with their magic, Caroline doesn't mind.

Oh, you want to see real magic? Discounts up to 70% on almost all products at JojaMart, come and get it! (Morris doesn't give a damn about their magic as long as the Farmer buys seeds here and not from competitors).

Krobus knows that some people can wield arcane powers, like the same Wizard. Maybe if the Farmer talks about their abilities and human culture, then Krobus will share interesting facts about the Shadow people.

Elliott doesn't believe Farmer's words at first. "For me, a miracle is when I can untangle my hair without harming it." The Farmer is casting a spell in a language Elliott doesn't know, and now writer's hair is tangle-free, styled and braided. Ok, now Elliott believes in magic.

Oh yes, Emily has felt a strong flow of Farmer's energy since the day they moved to Stardew Valley. She wants to invite them to a crystal meditation sometime so that the Farmer opens their chakras and releases their energy. "Emily, this isn't exactly what-" Oh no, it's too late...

At first, Alex is surprised by this, but then quickly comes to his senses, trying to remain cool. "I really hope you don't use these tricks in sports, because only losers and weaklings will do this."

Sorry Farmer, but Clint is not going to buy gold ore and bars from them, as they themselves claim, "created with the help of magic." People already tried to deceive him like this in other cities. "Clint, this has more to do with alchemy than magic" "You get the point"

"Well, one more unusual neighbor for me," Marnie thought, finally understanding why the Farmer was never afraid to go to the wizard's tower despite her warnings about strange noises.

Leah is also not too surprised by the unusual neighbor. After all, the valley itself is a magical place, just like in fairy tales, so why be surprised by the same wizard or a young Farmer with their magic?

"Oooh! Please, show us some tricks, Mr./Mrs. Farmer! Please! Pretty please!" Now Jas and Vincent will not leave the poor Farmer until the evening.

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stardewvalleybut-i-draw · 2 months

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I wrote a giant description of all the characters based on what my friend and I were talking about can I have your opinion:

I am going to be starting with the first post where I mention the balectors of Stardew valley. This means the characters that you are able to date and eventually marry if you want to do that. In order to reach perfection, which is the end of the game, you need to have someone live in your house with 12 hearts in order to give you a stardrop. Hearts are friendship points you can get by giving points. That is one of the two ways to gain friendship. The other is through cut scenes you get by progressing in your relationship and by saying things that make them either like or hate you more.

Anyways, onto the characters, starting with Haley who is the first person you mention. I am married to her which is because I like how her character progresses. As you gain friendship with her, she gets more nice and is open to different things then she was before. For example, she used to throw away her clothes each year but says she donates it now. She is super cute and sweet when she is married to her and it seems as though she is in love. She is kind of like a disney princess as you mention because she likes makeup and is girly. The next you mentioned is Leah who actually lives in a cottage and lives to forage and build for you. Penny is actually the opposite of what you said as she is horrible at baking and teaches the two children in town (and eventually Leo) Jas and Vincent and she also likes to read. Her mother, Pam, is abusive. But I can talk about her in a little bit. Abigail is the most popular person to marry as people like her because she is adventurous and wants to fight in the caves and is in a band with Sam and Sebstain. There is a theory that she is actually the wizard’s daughter because her mom admits to going to his tower and her dad says they do not look similar and the wizard says he thinks he might have a daughter. Abigail is also kind of a meme because if you give her gems she will say, “How did you know that I was hungry?” Basically everyone considers her cool and a meme and she is probably the wizard’s daughter. Emily likes crystals and parrots and dances and all of her cut scenes are basically fever dreams. So she is kind of a psychopath and super excited all of the time. Her and Haley are sisters and do not get along. In earlier versions of Maru, she had really curly hair and a lot of the community, including me, thinks she looks better like that. I also consider her hair to be kind of cool. She likes robotics.

Anyways, the next up is the marriage candidates for the guys. You are totally right that it is so random. Elliot is a writer and he is very attention starved as he writes you poems and is obsessed with you when you date him and writes you a book based on what genre you say you like. Harvey IS a simple man. His favorite gift is coffee so you definitely got that done. He has anxiety and never talks to anyone and tries to be better about that if you date him. So he is chill and kind of a meme because your stuff gets taken if you get knocked out in battle and he charges a thousand gold for repairing you. You were exactly right with Sebastian as he is moody and does not like people and plays video games from 10am to 10pm. Alex is sexist to you if you are a girl and is kind of arrogant about wanting to be a professional football player. So you are completely right. You are wrong about Shane, though, he is actually really mean to you and wants you to not talk to him. Most of his events are about him being suicidal and depressed and an acholicoal. One is where he wants to roll off a cliff and is drunk. Not mafia material. I do agree about his jacket, though, it is kind of cool. Even though it has a J on it which stands for Joja which is a company he works for. Joja is basically the definition of capitalism in this game. Sam is actually friends with Sebastian and Abigail and he wants to be in a band which he is in. They like to play DND and it is a thing in the community that Sam and Sebastain should be dating.

Onto the villagers. Willy is a fisherman and kind of chill so you were sort of wrong but I would definitely want to go on an adventure with him as well so actually I agree, you win. Everyone loves Robin and a lot of people are sad you cannot date her because of Demetris. You were so wrong about Demetris but the way. Robin is actually Sebstain’s mom’s but he is it related to Demetrius. Demetris hates Sebastian but loves Maru and this makes Sebastian really angry. Demeteruis also does not care about Robin who we love. Sandy is my favorite as she is lonely in the desert and really wants to spend time with you and is super confident and sweet. You are right about Pam, also, by the way. She is super abusive and drinks too much beer every night and treats her daughter, Penny, unfairly. She also speaks like she is living in texas. The wizard is kind of weird but he is also cool because of his magic. Krobus is amazing and he is the opinion for the aromantics as you can have him move into your house and he gives you hugs instead of kisses and is amazing. The dwarf hates Krobus because of a war between the dwarfs and the shadow people so he kind of sucks. Krobus is adorable. Jas and Vincent are both kind of weird like no one cares about them. I mean Jas is more interesting because she is related to Shane and Marine and Vincent is interesting because his dad, Kent, has ptsd from fighting in the war. Kent is kind of weird and has a freakout because of popcorn because of his ptsd. Pierre is not like Harvey at all, he steals credit for your crops and only cares about money and nothing else. No one really likes him. Evelyn is the nicest person ever as she makes cookies for you and says you can call her Granny. Everyone likes her so much. Jodi is kind of boring and depressed because she has no freedom and spends her entire life taking care of her kids, Sam and Vincent. Demetris is awful. Linus and Leo go together because they both like nature and are kind of connected to it. Lewis is not. He steals money from the town and uses it to make gold statues of himself. He is dating Marine and refuses to make their relationship public even though no one would care and is toxic. Also, the others you did not mention are Caronline and Clint and George and Gus so I am just going to explain them. Caroline is Pierre’s husband and might be cheating on him so you know… kind of bad… whatever. She is fine I guess, it is weird, no one really cares about her. Clint has a crush on Emily and is super creepy about it and is kind of disgusting and tries to be like a sob story so not thank you. George is super grumpy and rude and is in a wheelchair because of a mining accident. Gus is amazing and kind of knows everything about everyone.

Onto the next section, okay? Grandpa looks blue because he is a ghost who visits you in your third year. I do not like him. It is weird. The governor is actually like you think he is, he has no clue about anything and just wants to visit once a year to literally just eat soup. (I am not kidding, look it up, promise you.) Marlon is actually like you say and he has a crush on Marnie and is a perfect opinion for her. Birdie is part of ginger island and is super sweet and gives you fairy dust and you find something for her to remind her of her husband who died in a tragic accident. It is amazing to do because you get an award and it is just wholesome and kind of sad. Gil does supply items and he is like a moment away from death basically so you are right. Gunther is awesome and yeah, kind of suspicious but great. Okay. That is all of the villagers summarized for you.

Woo boy, you gave me a whole novel!

well, here are some of my thoughts:

Penny isn't necessarily bad at cooking,(from what I know) she just shouldn't experiment. She's also shy and emotionally sensitive

Emily is what I believe people call a "Cristal girl" not necessarily a psychopath, she also seems to have her "head in the clouds" and yeah, positive most of the time.

Ermm... actually☝️🤓 Harvey takes 10% of however much gold you have.

Dang, you kept Alex one short! But yeah, same thing as Hayley but with the ego and the sexism if you're a girl. He also lives with Grany Eveiln and Granpa Jorge because his mother died and the father was presumably abusive

To be fair to ghost grandpa, he's stuck haunting the farm until you can get the perfection statue so he kinda can't move on lmao!

Marlon is also a cool adventurer who will go down in the dangerous mines to get your stuff if you pay him

I wouldn't say Demetrius hates Sebastian, he just has a huge favoritism problem. He's also a very logical thinker from what I can interpret in his dialog

And to be fair to Clint... the Farmer's also kinda a stalker...in more ways than one...

But I'm not here to argue anything, I'm just sharing some thoughts. You have a right to think whatever you want about whatever character

Overall pretty good! 👍

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #ask

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xxxcertifiednerdxxx · 1 year

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Time to pull out the big guns.

it’s me, boy, I’m the slug, watching as Ladybug doesn’t even stand a chance against the awesome power of Party Crasher.

[image description: screenshot of Party Crasher vanquishing Ladybug, with a live slug reaction image slapped on in the bottom left corner]

[image description: SpongeBob burning paper meme, edited to say Haters burning a paper that says “Party Crasher is the Most Slay Akuma”]

[image description: infidelity meme; red girl says “Campaigning for Party Crasher to win Most Slay Akuma 2023”; man says “Me”; blue girl says “My responsibilities”]

[image description: comic of guy with flat top hair cut and yellow sweater vest reading a book. The book is open to a page edited to say “Party Crasher is Most Slay Akuma material” and “You cannot deny this, nor can your lungs deny oxygen.” Guy looks like he has seen nirvana]

[image description: Pooh vs dapper Pooh; Pooh says “Voting for Heart Hunter as Ugliest Akuma 2023”; dapper Pooh says “Voting for Heart Hunter as Ugliest Akuma 2023 AND Party Crasher as Most Slay Akuma 2023”]

[image description: Lisa Simpson presentation meme edited to say “Party Crasher deserves to be Most Slay Akuma 2023 and if you don’t vote for him you’re a COWARD”]

[image description: side eye monkey puppet meme with caption “Me when people make silly excuses for why anyone other than Party Crasher should be Most Slay Akuma”]

Me waiting for Party Crasher to win Most Slay Akuma 2023:

[image description: Mr. Bean waiting in a field of flowers]

[image description: crying girl vs girl under blanket; crying girl says “Me, advocating for Party Crasher to win Most Slay Akuma 2023”; girl under blanket says “People who follow me for anything other than ML”]

[image description: one of the kids from that ed, edd, and Eddie show or whatever, and they have a book of facts; they open it and point to a page that is edited to say “Party Crasher is, indubitably, THE Most Slay Akuma”]

[image description: someone holding two pics, one edited to show Party Crasher and the other edited to say “Most Slay Akuma,” and saying “Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.” Pam from the Office says “They’re the same picture.”]

[image description: sweating guy must choose between pressing two buttons; one is edited to say “Vote Party Crasher as Most Slay Akuma 2023” and the other is edited to say “Live in regret for the rest of your life”]

[image description: Gru’s plan meme, edited to say: “I convince everyone to vote for Party Crasher as Most Slay Akuma 2023”; “Party Crasher wins Most Slay Akuma 2023”; “After the poll, everyone forgets how amazing Party Crasher is”; “After the poll, everyone forgets how amazing Party Crasher is” :(]

[image description: guy holding a mug sits at a table with a sign edited to say “Party Crasher deserves to win Most Slay Akuma 2023” and then, unedited, “CHANGE MY MIND”]

[image description: Fred from Scooby Doo grips top of tied-up villain’s mask, and mask is edited to say “Most Slay Akuma,” Fred says “Let me see who you really are”; Fred unmasks villain, who is edited to have Party Crasher’s face, and Fred says “I knew it !”]

[image description: comic of guy who found the scroll of truth, except guy is edited to be “Fools” and scroll is edited to say “Party Crasher is Most Slay Akuma”]

[image description: grey guy is “Xhanisai/Gale-Ganglepenguin” and is reaching out to hold yellow ball labeled “Chat Blanc/Safari Campaign”; grey guy sweats nervously as big pink blob guy, who is “xxxcertifiednerdxxx/is-nino-actually-luka campaigning for Party Crasher,” grabs grey guy around the waist]

[image description: meme saying my heart goes crazier as images change from Party Crasher attacking Carapace to Party Crasher attacking Pegasus to Party Crasher attacking Ladybug]

[image description: Uno meme, where card says (edited) “Lie and say Party Crasher isn’t Most Slay Akuma 2023” (unedited) “OR draw 25”; guy holding a bunch of cards is labeled as “Me, someone with integrity”]

[image description: was anybody going to tell me guy, edited to say “Okay, was anybody going to tell me that Party Crasher is Most Slay Akuma 2023 or was I just supposed to see Millie’s/Frank’s/xxxcertifiednerdxxx’s spam posting myself?”]

#party crasher #party crasher or death #vote party crasher most slay akuma 2023 #party crasher most slay akuma 2023 #party crasher is obvi the most slay #lengthy article #ml #ml meme #ml memes #miraculeakless #ml leak free #ml leak safe #mlnl #akuma poll 2023 #meme #memes #nerd out #nerd-out

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kiankiwi · 3 months

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Okay, you know that "Office" meme where there's two pictures side by side and Pam says "they're the same picture?" Well, just picture that with pictures of Felix and a golden retriever puppy lol!

YES!!!

OR a huskey too! (thinking of him finding out ollie slept with venetia and then he pouts at the breakfast table the next morning with the cigarette in his mouth) huskeys are very moody and felix can definitely be a pouty tantrumy bub

I just saw an interview where jacob was describing Felix and he said something like "when he's not needed you can clearly see the childish, tantrum having side of him" AND I AGREE

#saltburn talks #felix catton talks #saltburn 2023 #felix catton

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nomoretears-707 · 2 years

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NoMoreTears707’s Fanfic Masterpost

Hi! I’m Pam! It has been a while! ♥️ I have been writing a lot since the last time I interacted here, so I will make a masterpost with all my fics!

Well, not all of them. Just the ones I don’t hate. XD

So here they are after the cut! And if you want to follow me on Twitter, it’s @/NMTears707!

And I’m putting this meme to give it a bit of life to the post! XD ♥️

Icebreaker

Canonverse/Canon Divergence | 40/(?)

Erwin will be the next commander in a very short time; Levi has lost everything that mattered to him. Their lives are changing; they are heading together toward that landscape painted with mysteries that is on the other side of the walls. The problem will arise when those changes, by reviving old memories, make their minds tortured by past, guilt and fear waver in front of the uncertain. Perhaps, what they need to move forward is to know they can trust someone else.

What they don’t know is that, in order to build that trust, they will need to undress themselves body and soul before the other, doing so to face the unexpected chain of events that will turn their expectations and dreams upside down.

Because only a living heart can fully feel the freedom that awaits them at the end of the battle.

A story about how the bond of trust, respect, admiration and devotion between Erwin and Levi was born during the war against titans.

English Version ➡️ (X)

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Beyond Words

Canonverse | Oneshot

Mikasa Ackerman is the only person alive who could understand the meaning of the secret that Levi is not willing to confess to anyone else.

Levi and Mikasa speak briefly about their feelings for Erwin and Eren.

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Little Pieces

Canonverse | 8/8

Anthology of drabbles I wrote for Eruri Week 2020. Boyfriend Jacket // Quarantine // Teenage Years // Scars // Afterlife // “Levi Thank You” // Liege // + Free Bonus Day.

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Behind The Lyrics

Reincarnation AU | Teacher!Erwin x No Name!Levi | 6/7

Erwin is just a history teacher in a public school in Mitras; that’s what he thinks, at least. Trapped in a daily routine that feels like an endless loop, his life takes a turn when he hears “Promise”—a song by the most popular band among his students, No Name.In the passionate, raw, beautiful voice of the frontman, the mysterious Levi Ackerman, Erwin finds things he cannot define. Something related to solace, understanding, and feelings that revive his emotions anesthetized by the fatigue he experiences regarding his present life.

Something related to a deep nostalgia, too.

What does Levi talk about in his songs? Why does Erwin feel that only Levi has the answers he cannot find inside his mind?

Why do Levi’s voice and Erwin’s emotions seem to become the same every time Levi sings?

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French Version available at the beginning! Thanks MxCordelia. 🙏🏻♥️

Anomaly

Marley AU | Marleyan Businessman!Erwin x Maid!Levi | 7/10

After spending years abroad, Erwin returns to the country where he was born 25 years ago, Marley. Seeing the world from a different point of view has changed his perception of it.

He feels like a foreigner.

His father’s death pushes Erwin towards that destiny to which he has been turning his back for years. He has to dedicate himself to the family business. Also, he has to assume the place his family name demands within Liberio’s high society. Finally, it pushes him to rediscover Levi, the maid who raised him after his mother’s death.

The reunion unleashes another kind of feeling, though. A suffocating attraction between two new strangers, an intrigue impossible to ignore; losing himself between his maid’s legs is something Erwin cannot dodge.

But there’s something about Levi, something confusing, mysterious, that awakens Erwin’s curiosity.

What secrets this maid's uniform is hiding from him?

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Prelude

Canonverse AU | Teacher!Erwin x Prostitute!Levi | 7/7

Both followed their respective parents’ paths by devoting their lives to the same professions. Erwin teaches history in a small school in Shiganshina; Levi is a prostitute who did everything he could to get out of that hell called Underground.

One cold winter night inside the walls, they meet each other. During seven nights of shared intimacy, they reflect on their lives, their choices, and how they ended up becoming what they are.

Men without a purpose falling like feathers toward their destruction.

Canon Divergence in which Erwin and Levi never enlisted and Levi never woke up as an Ackerman.

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Russian Version available at the beginning! Спасибо, Кайю! ♥️

Allied

Marley A/B/O AU | Military!Erwin x Maid!Levi | 3/4

A beautiful maid’s dress hides from the eyes of the world a legendary Eldian weapon that could bring freedom to his people—that’s Levi, the last fertile Ackerman alive. However, under the dress, there’s an omega that Marley needs to control to perpetuate his bloodline.

Erwin, captain of the Warrior Unit and in possession of the Colossal Titan, obeys Marley for just one reason, to wait for the right moment to destroy them from the inside. When Zeke—his rival, his comrade, an obstacle in pursuit of his goals—gives him Levi as a present without knowing the truth, Erwin finds himself in a situation that, whether he wants it or not, will change his life forever.

To awaken an Ackerman's hidden power, they must bond with an alpha.

Can Erwin stain his hands to that point by making that omega his own, embracing his most primal instincts in the process? Can he use an omega to achieve his long-awaited revolution?

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Ineffable

Canonverse | Oneshot

Every Saturday after an expedition, the Survey Corps has the night off to do whatever they want. Many men in the Corps take the opportunity to visit a brothel and have a good time.Erwin is not adept at visiting brothels—sex is a distraction incompatible with his goals. Someone like him, responsible for so many lives and deaths, shouldn’t allow that kind of indulgence. However, that Saturday, he’s invited to go.

Captain Levi, too.

The latter’s reaction after the invitation is what pushes Erwin to inquire what’s going on behind the impenetrable stoicism of his right-hand man. What he doesn’t imagine is what happens after doing it. The temptation, the burning desire, the longings so impossible to describe. Inevitable after such a discovery.

Levi hates brothels and hates sex, indeed. He hates everything related to those concepts.

Everything except Erwin himself.

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Stranger

Postcanon/Erwin Lives AU | Oneshot

Paradis won the war; thanks to Erwin’s brilliant strategy, Eldians now live in peace. Also, they ended the Curse of Ymir. For that reason, Levi lost what used to make him useful before people’s eyes, his strength, talent, and wings.

Humanity’s Strongest Soldier has died.

Since the end of the war, Levi and Erwin share their lives in an apartment near Paradis’ Harbor. Levi takes care of their home; Erwin is still the Commander of the Survey Corps. Together, they begin to build the peaceful life they always wanted.However, something about Levi is not okay. It’s something in the mirror, in his eyes when he looks at himself.Who is that man?

Is Levi still himself without his strength?

When Erwin understands that Levi needs help, he decides to take some days off. Determined to help just as Levi did after returning from Shiganshina, both try to find out what’s the problem and how to overcome it.Even if peace is not for people like them, they can try to find a way to make it work.

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The Real Thing

Canonverse & School Caste AU | Oneshot

Erwin thinks about Levi, love, and their relationship, so unbreakable that goes beyond time & logics.

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This fic is part of the gorgeous White Lace & Promises, An Eruri Fanthology. You can get your digital copy here.

Melodrama

Canonverse | Oneshot

After months of extreme sexual tension, Erwin and Levi kiss for the first time. Considering they are two adults around 30, Levi takes it for granted they will have sex. However, Erwin stops him and confesses the truth.

He has never done it.

When Erwin assures him he’s willing to do it and learn from him, Levi realizes it’s time to face everything he feels and desires. Even those things that, unlike sex, he never experienced. Chemistry, for example, and those deep emotions he holds for this man who drives him crazy in every sense.

But this is Erwin, and having sex with him means discovering a whole new truth about him.

The bastard is so fucking curious. And so passionate. And so childish, dammit.

Not the sex god—or the commander having sex—Levi used to picture.

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Repetition

Canonverse & School Caste AU | Oneshot

The history teacher has fear in his eyes, one with a specific origin, and caused him all kinds of difficulties from a very young age.

He never expected to see the only eyes he remembers from his childhood, not again.

And here they are.

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Aglow

Marley AU | Military!Erwin x Maid!Levi | 1/3

His dear young master Erwin, so changed since the war ended, has three well-hidden secrets behind his stoic, unreadable face.

1. His peculiar sexual lifestyle.

2. The mysterious club he attends.

3. His desire to sleep with his maid.

After finding out and despite his initial prejudices, Levi sees how a simple choice can put his life upside down.

There’s no turning back.

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Yours

Canonverse/Marley AU/School Caste AU/Modern AU | 2/8

Giveaways based on people’s prompts to celebrate +1800 followers on my Twitter (@NMTears707)! ♥️

Prompts: 1. Erwin Lives AU/Post-canon tender bottom!Erwin scene | 2. Marley Warriors/BDSM AU | 3. canon!Levi dealing with insomnia | 4. gardener!Erwin x househusband!Levi AU | 5. canon!Eruris sharing a tent | 6. teacher!Erwin x janitor!Levi using sex toys for the first time | 7. Modern AU!Levi is dying Totally Angst™ AU | 8. Erwin Lives AU/Post-canon Eruris alone in a cabin.

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AND THAT’S IT! ♥️ Hope to update it soon!

Thanks for reading! 🫂♥️

#Eruri #SNK #AOT #Fanfiction #Fanfics #AO3 #Writing

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moominnyu · 3 years

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relationship headcanons [kevin moon]

🎀🧸 — pairings: kevin moon (the boyz) x gender neutral reader.

🎀🧸 — tw: nsfw (minors dni). a teaspoon of angst.

# general ;;

☆ the beginning of the relationship was pretty uh slow

☆ i think kevin is somewhat of an extrovert and he looks like he gets along well with most people, he's definitely not the shy type

☆ on the subject of romantic endeavors, though... it's another thing entirely.

☆ he's dead scared of rejection, especially because all his life he's been the comedic relief, ‘bff’ type of friend and every single person he liked only saw him as that and nothing more. and he was terrified that that would be the case with you too.

☆ he refused to take the first step, telling himself that he needed to ‘wake up and accept reality’

☆ cue to a very, very frustrated eric.

☆ “dude, i'm telling you! it's not all in your head! they like you too!”

☆ “thank you for trying to make me feel better, eric, i appreciate it” kevin'd say and eric would try his hardest to not whack him in the head <3 true friendship right there

☆ and eric swore that he'd take matters into his own hands, that he couldn't stand to see his two best friends suffer over each other

☆ he'd send you and kevin to go get coffee or take out together, call you to hang out with him at the dorms when kevin and him are alone, and then remembering he had plans with someone else just as you got there, kick juyeon out when he tried to join movie nights that he specifically planned for the two of you, kick changmin and sunwoo out of their rooms when you're visiting and many other not so subtle ways to get you two alone

☆ by the time he devised a ‘fool proof, impossible to fail’ plan which involved hyunjae hitting on you to get kevin to cause a jealous scene, you were already impatient and frustrated enough to brazen it out and confess your feelings to kevin, much to eric's dismay

☆ “couldn't you guys wait a bit more so we could put our carefully thought plan into action? hyunjae hyung already memorized his lines and everything” -eric

☆ anyways back to kevin

☆ he's a sweetheart but that's nothing new

☆ i definitely see you two as the pam and jim from your friend group

☆ not only because of all the time it took you to get together, but also because you're somewhat of a ‘best friend’ duo even if you're clearly head over heels for each other

☆ you're like best friends who go on dates, kiss and do the *ahem* together. besties in love<3 omg

☆ i said that here but one of kevin's love languages is gift giving

☆ he's very thoughtful and has you in mind 24/7 so he's often bringing you gifts from wherever he's travelling/touring

☆ he has a knack for handmade jewelry. his specialty are beaded bracelets and eric would disagree but his fashion sense is great and he always makes you bracelets that go well with your outfits.

☆ loves, loves, loves facetiming you. he doesn't have to be halfway across the world to do it, even if he's in his dorm and you're at home, he's calling you right as he's about to go to bed and then first thing in the morning so that you can be the last and first thing of his every day even if you aren't together. screenshots randomly just so he can get a meme worthy pic of you.

☆ a fan of chill dates in any of y'alls rooms where you guys just lay in bed and watch movies/tiktoks together while eating snacks. he loves laying on top of you while you scroll through your phones and send each other tiktoks even if your fyp looks like this 👥

☆ prefers cooking for you himself than ordering take out (it's healthier and cheaper) and he even lets you sit on the counter while he works, lets you taste the sauces and munch on nuts (if u ain't allergic to them💀) while you wait for food to be done.

☆ he's always down to do whatever stupid thing you want to do, whether that is silly tiktoks like the we're linda and heather! one or another one of the millions of coach guy parodies or dramatical readings of my immortal at three am in your room (he always plays draco and you always play ebony dark'ness dementia raven way) and laughing your asses out each and every single time.

☆ has a sketchbook that he carries around specifically for sketching/painting things for you. and it's not the first one, you have multiple finished sketchbooks and scrapbooks that he made you over the years in your bookshelves.

☆ makes you playlists! he's very musically driven, and i think he's very, for a lack of a better word, sensitive to music and lyrics so i think that he often associates his favorite songs to his favorite people you much like how people associate others with colors, sensations and stuff. (some songs i think he'd dedicate to you: i hear a symphony by cody fry, kataomoi by aimer, anyone else but you by the moldy peaches, la vie en rose by edith piaf, he's my baby by noire)

☆ your parents/siblings/friends love him! as i said before, he's super easy to get along with and he's definitely the sweetheart kind of boyfriend who everyone in your family just adores because he's so attentive and kind. he gets a bit shy and kind of lingers around you whenever you visit your family, especially during the first couple of visits, but he eventually gets out of his shell a bit and dares to hang out with others on his own.

☆ calls you bro™ but like romantically

☆ your personal, a la carte podcast. you adore his voice so he's always reading for you, whether it's books, horror stories, true crime, conspiracy theories or whatever you're in the mood for.

☆ eating cereal on the floor at three a.m. in the morning when you can't sleep and you're hungry. that, or cooking a whole meal just because you saw it on tiktok.

☆ a pop culture connoisseur. you guys quote vines and tiktoks on the daily. he knows that “are you my cousin?” beyoncé video by heart and can act it perfectly.

☆ also “kevin! kevin! watch the light, dude!” -you, smacking kevin's face with a pillow.

☆ can fall asleep instantly if you play with his hair. you love doing it and definitely had the time of your life braiding and combing it that short period of time in which his stylists let him grow it out (and you were heartbroken when they cut it, but he still looks cute so)

☆ takes the best candid pictures of you when you look like an absolute mess but absolutely sucks at them when you ask him to take them for you ?? make it make sense mr.

☆ yelps like a cat if you slap his booty when he's not paying attention but sticks it out like a thot after the initial shock is gone lmao

☆ also idk i feel like i should put this out there: his kisses are very soft and gentle. he's so cute, it's like he prepares himself for it by licking his lips before he grabs the sides of your face to get your attention on him only, his lips always linger on top of yours for a couple of seconds before he's pulling away with a flustered blush and that :3 smile of his

# angst ;;

☆ oof um okay

☆ somewhat insecure. not only when it comes to other guys but more so to himself, as if he sometimes doubts that he's deserving of you, as cliche as that sounds

☆ fights aren't as common since he's big on communication but even so he has a hard time actually communicating how he feels, especially if those feelings are negative ones

☆ he's experienced people taking his words out of context before so he's scared that he'd either you misinterpret what he really means or simply saying something that could upset you. he can spend months fixated on a certain thing that upsets him without telling you about it until the cup, eventually, oveflows.

☆ he can get pretty distant when that happens, and he's stubborn enough to claim and assure you that nothing's wrong even if you keep begging and begging for him to tell you just what the heck is worrying his pretty mind.

☆ he isn't much of the jealous type but he can definitely get a bit insecure when you're around men he doesn't trust. as much as he was terrified of you rejecting him, he's terrified that you'd find someone better and leave him for them. he thinks of you as his whole world, his peak, and it's probably his insecurity speaking but he feels like you can do so much better but he won't ever find someone as good, as special as you.

☆ but it's nothing that communication can't work out. he taught you the importance of it, how speaking your mind and feelings can feel liberating, and you have all the patience and love in the world to teach it back to himself when he forgets, when he gets too much in his head that he completely forgets that you're there— head over heels for him and willing to accept him, insecurities, flaws and all, just like he does with you.

# nsfw ;;

☆ awooga woof woof bark

☆ nah tbh i think he's pretty vanilla on the woohoo department

☆ before he met you, the craziest, most scandalous thing he did was cum inside his previous partner and not wearing protection

☆ so if u a freak like me, he probably discovered most of his kinks/fetishes with you

☆ pretty open minded to try whatever you want at least once before he decides whether he likes it or not

☆ into voyeurism, likes it when you watch him touch himself and he can cum pretty fast if you guide him through it, even if you aren't touching him.

☆ he's super sensitive. he cums in his pants right there and then if you kiss his neck and palm him just right. always apologizes like crazy when you two are making out on the couch and you suddenly feel a hot, wet spot right on your crotch after a particularly hard jerk of his hips. and he's too shy to make eye contact with you afterwards, begs you to get off his lap so that he can go wash himself even though you're clearly enjoying this. (although he kind of finds it hot that you laugh at him because he can't last even with minimal friction) (or is that just me being a men degrader™)

☆ a whimperer. he isn't as vocal as others (cough younghoon cough) but he's still a bit embarrassed of his noises so he tries to keep them down, which, in turn, makes him whimper and whine the more conscious he gets about them. bites his lip or tries to kiss you when he feels he can't suppress them anymore, and ends up moaning in your mouth instead.

☆ since he cums pretty fast, he often overstimulates himself for you. he doesn't stop until he's completely sure you had your fair share as well. whether it's you inside him or him inside you (whatever you're into), he takes whatever you give him and gives as much as he has for you. he's become almost infatuated with that sting and the dull pain of overstimulation that he kind of looks forward to it each time he first cums. by the time he's reached his limit, he's panting, legs trembling, voice worn out, but still claiming he “can give you anofher.”

☆ he likes it when you order him around. nothing super heavy like “shut up bitch” or “eat me out whore” or whatever lmao but rather softer, kind of lowkey orders like “come here, baby” when you're switching positions or “keep still for me” when you're about to go down on him. it really gets his engine going.

☆ he loves having his hair pulled. actually moans when you grab it to bring him for a kiss or when he's going down on you.

☆ a pleaser. loves to go down on you or have you sit on his face, especially because he thrives off praise. your compliments, words of encouragement, pet names, literally anything that you say to signal he's doing a good job and pleasing you has his cock twitching and him whimpering.

☆ he's got in trouble with his stylists for this before but he loves when you mark him up. it's just so tempting for both of you, really, when you're kissing down his body, soft skin on display and willing to be painted by your sinful mouth, that you can't help to suck on it for longer than you should, and kevin can't help the small “please” and “more” that leave his lips. always shivers and whimpers when you ghost your hands over his thin, bruised waist and call him your pretty boy.

☆ back to him being vanilla lmao his favorite position is when you ride him. likes to be your anchor, feel you grab on his shoulders for leverage as you bounce on his cock while his hands hold tight on your waist, but also likes the whole intimacy of it, the eye contact, the proximity. it's easier to kiss your lips when you're on top, too.

☆ when it's him getting it, though, any position where he's bent over will do. one of your hand on his waist and the other on his hair to keep his face pressed to the pillow has him writhing and squirming around, his release rolling around with even the most gentle of your thrusts.

🐇🎀 — luna's notes: hii it's me, i'm alive <3 i was going to initially reject this request since i've been on a mental drought for quite some time now but i think getting to sit down and declutter my mind by brainstorming freely helped me out of it, so thank u my precious 🦊 anon <3 i feel confident that i can finish the things i have in my drafts now

also, if u don't know who ebony dark'ness dementia raven way is what are u doing with ur life. i doubt there's a soul in this site who doesn't know who this character is, but just in case: watch this video.

#the boyz #tbz #kpop x reader #tbz x reader #the boyz x reader #idol x reader #smut #kpop smut #kpop headcanons #kevin moon #kevin moon x reader

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zalrb · 3 years

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The thing is at least Rory was pleasant to be around and polite. Joey Potter has literally zero good qualities. I mean she was supposed to be smart, but almost every character on that show is intelligent, so it's not like that made her special. Joey is completely defined by males even when she claims not to be, is terrible to most females, and is way more mean and judgy than Rory or Pam. So when reading those asks I realized I think Joey is a lot worse than Pam or Rory. Just my opinion.

I just don't think generic nice girl everyone loves is any better than overly judgemental, sarcastic girl who everyone loves.

Most of the issues with Joey are issues with Rory i.e. I never bought that Joey was fourth because I hadn't seen her do anything to really distinguish herself academically or creative or inventive just like with Rory, all Rory does is read but she doesn't do anything more than she's required to do, she actually comes across as an average student and not a "model student". Paris and Jess have a literary spar with at least some modicum of substance where I can watch them like yes, cultural equals, Rory mentions The Fountainhead and Hemingway in passing but doesn't say anything about either or about anything literary or cultural that indicates a knowledge or passion about the things she's interested in.

Like in Felicity, for instance, you see how that character applies ideas to text so that when she talks about what she did was study and that's all who she was, I can buy that. I don't with Joey but I also don't with Rory especially in comparison to Paris.

Rory has to be talked into going to Chilton after meeting Dean, which would be like OK, she's 16, fine, but then she quits Yale because of Mitchum, she jetsets to Europe to avoid what happened with Dean, when Jess comes back to ask her to runaway with him, her focus is on how Dean would feel about that, her adventurous side is tapped into by Logan, Doyle is the one who tells her that she needs more meat in her journalism, Rory is as defined by male characters as Joey if not more so, while she isn't seen to be.

Also Rory is judgemental of rich people but she is ENTIRELY delusional to her own privilege and no matter how many times I would watch Joey like jesus, what is your damage? that is never as annoying as watching Rory complain about rich people and all their opportunity while also benefiting from the same type of opportunities.

Rory is the epitome of the "who's going to tell her?" meme.

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WE HAVE A CANON PICTURE OF BABY AIZAWA AND IT IS THE BEST THING EVER CHECK REDDIT!!!!!!

I think this is a good time to post this very wholesome and upbeat ask which is relevant to virtually everyone’s interests. so here you go guys. you’ve probably already seen it by this point, but even so, it’s the kind of thing you can’t really complain about seeing for a second time.

my thoughts:

hot take it wasn’t the cat design that made Aizawa’s original choice for the Eri outfit so unfortunate, it was the ruffles. there are just too many of them. I say this as someone who grew up in the eighties and nineties and wore probably this exact outfit on multiple occasions. we strayed too far from god’s light and paid the price. learn from our ignorance.

anyway so what I mean to say is I actually love his sweater and I’m not afraid to say it. you rock that neko sweater Shouta.

fun fact Aizawa Shouta actually invented standing with your hands in your pockets. before he came along everyone just stood with their arms hanging awkwardly at their sides. not rational at all. he was a pioneer.

is he wearing earrings. no but seriously guys. is this eight year old child who hasn’t cut or even washed his hair in two months wearing earrings you guys.

or maybe those are just futuristic airpods.

I need someone to photoshop his LOGICAL RUSE!!! face onto the child!him’s face. it shouldn’t be that hard since his face has literally not changed one iota since he was in grade school apparently. but I just need to see what he looks like when he’s smiling.

how many hours per day do you think the child Shouta slept, my bet is like fifteen.

but seriously, you know that meme from The Office where it’s like “corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures” and Pam is all “they’re the same picture.” yeah. he just got taller and grew facial hair.

anyway in conclusion this is amazing and the type of BnHA content we all deserve god bless.

#bnha #boku no hero academia #aizawa shouta #makeste reads bnha #asks #anon asks

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lonelyroadrps · 3 years

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Height meme: faceplant, heels, using the tall one as a ladder during house renos (Carly/Jake)

Tidbits in the life of Tol and Smol

1. “You somehow forget that I’m tiny and just face-planted into the floor because you tried to lean on me. I know it probably hurts but this is too funny.”

Carleigha grinned as she tucked the handle of Pam’s leash around her wrist skimming along the sidewalk in her skates. She loved walking Pam even if it was a struggle to keep up at times. At all of 5ft, the pitbull was about half her size. It made for quite a few amusing looks, though if anyone spoke out against the adorable, fun loving pupper they met a wrath Carly didn’t even realize she had. The downside however is she worried the pupper wouldn’t get enough exercise on her walks. Light Bulb moment popped into her head, or rather Declan’s, and she decided to break out her skates. Even Pam seemed to enjoy her moves, jogging lightly alongside her.

Skidding to a light stop her eyes shifted around before catching the dog’s eye “Uh oh Pam, I think we lost someone.” She chuckles turning back spotting Jake a few feet behind them shuffling along the sidewalk behind them. “Cariño, you are doing great, just bend your knee and push off. you’ll glide right over.” She demonstrated with a light glide forward. Grinning as she watched him follow the movement, skates carrying him along the pathway. Maybe a little too fast

.Her eyes widened as he closed the space quickly and she held her arms out to catch him. They hadn’t exactly worked on how to put on the brakes yet. Granted she didn’t think either of them took the size difference into account and at that momentum they collided. One little tumble and they were both on the ground Pam hopping beside him concerned but clearly amused.

Recovering, she covered her mouth to hide a laugh before reaching to help him sit up. “I’m sorry..I’m sorry..I probably should have started with how to stop first.”

2. “I went out and bought super tall high heels so I could finally be your height only I don’t know how to walk in these.”

Carleigha hugged the wall as she gingerly made her up the steps, whiteknuckling the handrail. She loved going on shopping trips with Sav, her friend always managed to talk her into getting the most fun things. Usually it was a few risque lingerie sets she had tucked away for fun. This little fashion adventure however may be the death of her. One little comment about how much taller Jake was than her and Savannah had her trying on the highest heels in the store. She couldn’t deny that when she looked in the mirror her legs seemed to go on for days and walking a few steps in the store she’d felt graceful. It was an easy sell.

Reality had clicked in as soon as she’d tried them on and nearly took a tumble crossing her own apartment. Savannah wore these kinds of shoes all the time and looked as graceful as a gazelle, granted the woman also spent her workdays on pointe. Being graceful came naturally to her. Meanwhile Carly was clumsy in flats. Despite the tumble she was resolved to wear them on her date tonight, hoping that a little practice would help her walk a little steadier.

“Carls? I buzzed you in ten minutes ok? You alright?”

Her head lifted from where she was watching her feet ensuring to spot Jake standing at his doorway looking entirely bemused. She was just thankful she’d actually made it to the top step.

“I got new shoes! Sav said they are eight inch heels but I swear its like I’m walking on stilts”

One hand gliding along the wall she took a wobbly step towards his apartment causing her to stumble forward a bit catching his arm.

Giving him a light glare, as her face lifted up to his, albeit far closer than she was used to. “Be careful bucko, if you laugh I’m not going to show you the other thing Sav prompted me to buy”

3. “We don’t own a ladder but we really need to fix stuff around the house so now I’m using you as a ladder.”

Carleigha was good at thinking of clever though slightly dangerous ways to compensate for her height. Cleaning her kitchen was often accompanied with a daydream that she was a super spy scaling a building to break into a penthouse apartment, otherwise known as her top cupboard. Christian had spotted her once humming the mission impossible theme and promptly got her a tall step stool and while she was safer, reaching tall things wasn’t as fun.

Living with Jake she’d thought her step stool days were over. At 6’0” he was her giant knight in crop top tees and black jeans, grabbing anything she needed that was just out of her reach. Or atleast out of a safe reach. That was atleast until the light in the livingroom went out. Sure tall ceilings were a design feature until you had to reach the damn things. Here she was standing in livingroom, wondering how many things she’d have to stake atop one another just to change the lightbulb.

Enter the knight with raven hair and glorious tattoos. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

Carly grinned up to Jake, “Oh great you’re here, I need you to give me a boost.”

Instinctively he knelt and she stepped up onto the couch to climb onto his shoulders, holding his shoulder to steady herself as he stood. It was perfect, all she had to do was stretch a little to reach the bulb. Just a few minutes of work, for the good half hour she’d spent contemplating some dangerous version of livingroom furniture jenga. Grinning, she leaned forward to give him a kiss. “My hero”

#jake and carly #beechwrites

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edwardslostalchemy · 4 years

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Explain the difference between endevour and Bakugou’s Behavior when it comes to treating others how they do. Thanks (:D)

This is tough because I’m so biased to believe they are both abusive. And I really just want to tell you with the Pam from the Office meme that they’re the same person. But I know that’s not entirely true. Both of these characters have inflicted damage to other characters.

However, I acknowledge that Katsuki is still a teenager and I am holding out for hope that Horikoshi gives him proper development, that he can regret his actions, have a good redemption arc, apologize to Izuku, and be a better character.

Endeavor is just. A monster. Because through more than 20 years, he never stopped to think that MAYBE just MAYBE he was hurting PEOPLE, and the people were his FAMILY, his WIFE, his CHILDREN. He hurt FIVE people. He didn’t even see them as people to begin with, just a means to an end. He didn’t even see Shouto as a child, he saw him as his ‘masterpiece’, an extension of himself, the perfect tool to use for his ambition. He saw his three older children as failures and neglected them, pushing them aside and separating Shouto from his siblings because he ‘lived in a different world from the one they lived in’. It is heavily implied and suggested that he has beat his wife and even on screen, the sounds that were made were obviously of him hitting her and she falls to the ground. And the way Shouto reacts, with a horrified expression while calling for his mother, is more than enough proof that that’s what happened in that one instant. He drove her to madness, so much so that she ended up maiming her youngest child, someone who had no fault in any of what was going on, but ended up on the receiving end of her meltdown, unfortunately. And what did Endeavor do? He put her in a mental hospital because she ‘hurt his masterpiece’. Not even ‘because she hurt my son/child’ or ‘because she needs help’. Because he hurt his masterpiece. His tool. We still don’t know what happened to Touya, but we do know that Endeavor had a hand in killing him, which is horrifying and so so terrible. How…how do you just. Move on from that? It’s no wonder Natsuo hates him so much. It’s no wonder Shouto has so many mixed feelings and doesn’t know what to feel. It’s no wonder Rei is so scared of him and doesn’t want to see him even if it’s been more than 10 years since she’s been there. Even Fuyumi has admitted that she feels the same way as Natsuo and Shouto.

This is different from Katsuki. He didn’t do any of this and I really hope he never does. It would be unfortunate and sad. He has been compared to Endeavor, though, in terms of behavior, by All Might. However, he still hurt Izuku. He’s called him useless, he’s called him scum and has said he is like a pebble and like an insect he can crush if I remember correctly; he’s used his quirk on him to hurt him, and just by what we saw from the first episode, it says a lot about what he did. As little kids, he and his friends beat up Izuku. And then fast forward to middle school, he’s still bothering and hurting him. It’s quite exaggerated if I’m being honest, but still, Izuku is pushed against the wall and Katsuki stands over him threateningly. Their teacher doesn’t even do anything to stop it. After classes end, he burns Izuku’s notebook and tosses it out of the window and then tells him to kill himself. After the entrance exam for UA and they both get accepted, he pushes Izuku against a secluded wall and threatens him to not go to UA. He used so much of his quirk during the battle trial that All Might warned him not to use it or else he’d kill Izuku. And his response was that he wouldn’t get killed as long as he dodged. He still threatened him during their first semester and hit him in the face during their final exam. We don’t get to see throughout the years the extend of the bullying, just glimpses of how Katsuki tells Izuku his quirk will never be as good as his, he would leave him behind, he’d push him down; but we get to see the aftermath and Izuku does not think of himself as worthy. He has self-esteem issues, he flinches whenever he is approached by Katsuki, although this is improving because he hasn’t been stepping back recently. Katsuki can’t attack Izuku anymore because Aizawa can stop him. It’s not because he felt bad. It’s because a teacher with the means to do it finally stepped in and went ‘nope’. Aizawa doesn’t reprimand him, but he stops him. Izuku is getting better at fighting back. Katsuki can’t push him around anymore. But it doesn’t mean he’s stopped yelling at him or has stopped hurting him. He still stabs him on the head to shut him up. He’s very disrespectful when it comes to OFA meetings (and really he’s disrespectful all the time). But the thing is that now, currently in the manga, he doesn’t have that chance to attack Izuku anymore. Which is GOOD. I still see his behavior as abusive because bullies are abusive. They still hurt people mentally, physically, and/or emotionally.

The difference is that nobody was there to stop Endeavor, but someone was there to stop Katsuki. Endeavor took a hell of a long time to realize that what he did was not right and evaluated that his reasons for doing what he did were not really….I guess enough. Or wrong. Perhaps I’m not interpreting that scene correctly, where he is fighting High End and he’s thinking “that’s the reason….the reason…” and it pans over Rei, Natsuo, Fuyumi, and Shouto. Endeavor is an ADULT who should have better judgement and better sense in treating people like people. He’s a certified Hero, but only acts heroically publicly. With his family? Not even close. He did it because he believed this was the best option for reaching his goal. But it was not an ethical option. Katsuki did what he did because his ego was inflated and people would tell him he was the best and his quirk was amazing, even by Izuku. Katsuki is a KID. And I really hope he gets better development. I really hope he stops hurting Izuku and starts treating him like a person and like a friend. (And I say this for Izuku’s sake, not his.)

Now as far as how these two characters treat other people.

They’re both arrogant and proud, but they’re executed differently. Endeavor is arrogant in that he doesn’t want to join other heroes because he ‘is a very busy man’, as we saw when detective Tsukauchi requested his help to rescue Katsuki from the League of Villains. He also complained that All Might was getting the spotlight and not him. Why did he have to stay where he was when All Might was rushing into action? I am trying to translate this word to English, but what comes up is despot. He abuses power and oppresses others, most notably his family. However, because of his status, he is still rude and selfish with other people. His interactions with All Might are so tense. All Might goes to say hi and he’s like “is that it?” and walks away. And then he tells him how Shouto will beat him. It’s disgusting how he talks about Shouto as if he were a tool and not his son, and also he says ‘that’s why I made him’ as if Shouto is only worth being something to use instead of someone to cherish, i.e. a child. He’s beginning to atone, which is good. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth because I cannot stand abusers and I myself have dealt with someone who is awful. Not on this level of asshole, but he’s still an asshole. Anyway, back to him. He allows Natsuo to tell him what he’s thinking, which is GOOD. This is something I like because he didn’t shut Natsuo down and Natsuo was able to speak what was on his mind. Fuyumi is probably the person he has….I don’t want to use the word fondness….that implies that he cares about her, and honestly, I still want to believe that despite his abusive nature, he can at least spare some care for his daughter. I don’t know what word to use, but he lets her have dinners and convinces him to bring his interns over. He’s also trying to show Shouto that he can be a better hero, one he can be proud of. And I understand that this is part of his atonement, but it does not arouse sympathy out of me. His interaction with Hawks is interesting. He’s rude and impatient and wants for him to get to the point. However, he did not blow up when Hawks gave him a major burn on live television. Although, in later chapters, he lets Hawks give him information and it’s good he allowed this because it was so crucial.

Katsuki is different from Endeavor in that he does blow up on people. His personality is, you guessed it, explosive. And I understand that goes with his character. Endeavor is fiery…he is fierce… Shouto is warm and cold. Izuku is full of energy he cannot contain, bouncing off walls verbally and physically. So it makes sense that Katsuki is explosive. However, he yells and threatens and tells people to die. I’ve read a post explaining that him telling people to die is a common thing to say in Japan amongst kids. Perhaps if handled differently for Katsuki, it would be funny when it’s meant to be funny. But anyway, let’s go with his explosive nature. He blows up. He loses his cool so easily and is provoked instantly. He treats people like dirt, not gonna lie. I want to believe he’s getting better. But I can’t see it. It’s so hard for me to see it. Blowing up on people that see him as a friend, blowing up on Izuku, blowing up on his classmates. Constantly telling Shouto they are NOT friends even though Shouto thinks they are. I see he has not yelled at Momo, which is good, because if he were to do it, I would be out for blood. He’s not horrible to Kirishima, and he’s getting better? Like that bit where Kirishima was insecure and he told him he was strong, that was nice. I wish he would be that way with other people, too. The way he wanted to fight all the kids during the provisional license remedial course was something. And that line he said to the leader of the kids felt hollow, but at least he stopped yelling at the kids. He’s also not 100% insensitive, because he at least listened to Shouto when he said there’s other ways of reaching out to children that DON’T involve violence, and he thought back to when Shouto told Izuku about how he was abused. He is learning to cooperate, which is something I appreciate, although he is not perfect, as we saw when he joined the 1A band (thanks Sero). I would like for him to realize, though, that his behavior needs improvement. Or at least he needs to stop yelling at everyone and should direct this anger towards villains.

So really Katsuki doesn’t give a damn about public image, but Endeavor does. Still, both are rude and brash and flaunt their power in front of other people. Endeavor literally does this simply by having his fire mask, mustache, and beard all the time when he is out.

I hope this is enough/satisfactory for you, anon. I tried to stay objective, but again that was difficult given how much I hate both characters. If anyone wants to add on, feel free because I’m sure I missed something, but this is what I was able to put together.

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soyouareandrewdobson · 4 years

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What is the joke?

The title of this post is a common question some people have asked in regard of “So You’re a Cartoonist?” and certain other comics quite a bit over the years, seeing how some strips tend to be often times centered around a very confusing meme or inside jokes Dobson heard about. Then there are also those that were never meant to be funny to begin with, as they are focused on Dobson soapboxing about criticism or what he considers is an issue in nerd culture you should be outraged about, cause otherwise you are a nazi.

And then there are “strips” like this one, published in early April 2014.

And I just have to ask: Why does that even exist? Cause honestly, it is not even a joke. It is a butchered reference.

For those not aware what it references, here the short explanation:

In 1961 DC comic writer Gardner Fox, who among other things created Jay Gardner, the Golden Age DC comic Flash, wrote the comic “Flash of Two Worlds”. In this book, then current Silver Age Flash Barry Allen manages to vibrate his molecules at such a frequency, that he breaks through a dimensional barrier into a parallel earth called “Earth-2”. An alternate reality in which Jay Gardner, whose only a fictional comic book hero in Barry’s world, actually exists. But his days as the Flash have been over for years, having retired and married his girlfriend. However, with three of his old villains on the loose and Barry trying to find a way home, Jay decides to help The Flash, taking up the old costume again, leading to a team up between the heroes of two major time periods in comic history.

This comic marks a major point in the development of DC comics in general. Not only was it a meta celebration/tribute of the Golden Age Flash who had been long replaced in the public eye by Barry Allen, its success led to DC eventually revitalizing a lot of their major but at that point retired Golden Age characters, by making them all part of the Earth-2 reality.

The concept of a parallel-earth next to the main heroes reality introduced in this story would also become the very foundation for the concept of the DC multiverse, starting with the JLA story “Crisis on Earth-One” in 1963, over time eventually leading up to the most defining DC crossover that ever came and one of the most important comic events in the history of superhero comics: Crisis of Infinite Earths from 1985.

As of 2020, Flash of Two Worlds has been referenced in nerd culture a lot. Particularly the iconic cover has been referenced and parodied by many, including DC itself.

And yes, that cover is iconic. And why shouldn’t it be? Two Flashes, unaware of the other because of the “wall” (aka the dimensional barriere) trying to save someone, creating a certain suspense for the reader if the guy calling for help can be saved by either of the two speedsters before he is hit by the steel beam? Begging the question, how either of the two heroes may react when exposed to the other one? It is a genuinely suspenseful scene within just one pic, featuring the heroes of two generations of readers.

A pic that does however also lend itself for easy referential humor. All you need to do is just look for a franchise where something like alternate versions of main characters exist and replace them accordingly with the characters on the cover.

Here, have some fanart someone drew based on it of Sonic e.g.

And now imagine what others could do by doing something like that with characters from Rick and Morty, the Marvel multiverse, Star vs., Super Sentai, Paper and Regular Mario… different possibilities are given. You can either make it just a “straight” alternate take of the cover with other characters, or you can poke fun of it by changing something in the pic up significantly (e.g. I could imagine a Rick and Morty parody simply having Rick on the left being too drunk to save him, while on the right he is just mumbling something about Morty not having to worry cause he can just revive him in a clone body).

But the “joke” also only works if a certain context is still given.

People need to be aware of what the pic is referencing overall (the Flash of two Worlds cover) but also of the fact that such alternate versions of characters on the pic exist within the franchise that replaces the Flashes. The Sonic pic e.g. works, because it shows both classic and modern Sonic as the heroes. Something we had seen able to coexist within Sonic Generations and Sonic Forces.

In Dobson’s take however, the joke falls flat because Dobson uses something that up until ONE sketch prior has not even existed before: Black Pam.

For the record, this pic was released in late March 2014. You would now think that this picture existing was related to something like Dobson mocking critics of him for turning his self insert from a human into alternate universe Augustus Gummi all of sudden, by exaggerating changes in the designs of his other characters. But that can’t really be it, cause Dobson had turned himself into a furball of failure already for a year. He had also mocked the change in comics prior, as seen e.g. here.

So, why does “Affirmative Traction” as the one with Pink Dobson and Disco Pam is titled, exist? And by the way, I don’t like to call Black Pam racist, cause she could be way more stereotypical, but you really didn’t need to go Cola Light Disco blacksploitation with her design, Dobson.

But back to “Pam of Two Worlds”; As said, the joke with “two Pams” doesn’t really work, cause one of them is essentially a non entity and could also just be replaced with any other race or gender swapped version Dobson could have thought off. Furthermore, why is Dobbear calling for help exactly? Because a copy pasted tradepaperback of X-Force, likely drawn by Liefeld, is going to hit him on the head? I know it is just meant to be a joke and not something to think of too much, but the thing about jokes is, they too need to make a certain amount of sense and have a certain logic to them in order to work. This doesn’t really work because the “danger” is 150 pages of distillated 90s Marvel trash going to hit him on the noggin.

As long as it is not thrown from the Empire State Building, I doubt it can be any danger to Dobson. In fact, if he really wanted to draw something from which the Pams of two strips could save him, it should have been a spray water bottle. At least then the majority of people on the internet would get the joke.

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samesanegirl · 4 years

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100 Otp Questions - Scorose Edition🌹🦂

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1. Who loves flower crowns more? - Rose

2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle? Both

3. Who has awful taste in music? Rose likes R&B and Dream Pop while Scorpius likes old and jazz music. You decide!

4. Who is the meme lover? Scorpius

5. How did their second date go? They went to dine at Diagon Alley and had a great time. Rita Skeeter published an article entitled “Potential Death Eater dates Rose Weasley. Is it true love or the effects of Amortentia?” Rose egged her house the day after

6. How many children do they want/have? Rose would want 2-4 kids while Scorpius is comfortable with 2.

7. Who hides the weapons? Rose

8. Who is the better dancer? Scorpius, he probably had ballroom classes when he was younger

9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding? Quidditch themed

10. What do their parents think of them dating? Draco and Astoria love Rose as she helped Scorpius grow (Lucius and Narcissa are not impressed.) Hermione and Ron are happy but he is moody that he is now in-laws with Draco

11. Are they a super sappy couple? They show minimal PDA when they are in public. However, they are kinda sappy when they are alone

12. How did they get together? Scorpius saved Rose in a Quidditch game when she was knocked off her broom. She realised she loved him in that moment and kissed him

13. Who asked the other to get married? Scorpius, although Rose was planning a proposal as well

14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes? Both

15. Who is the nerd? Both

16. Who knows the most obscure facts? Rose. She learned some from Hugo

17. Who makes the other a flower crown? Rose as Lily Luna taught her

18. Who likes to read? Both

19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads? Scorpius

20. Who tutors the other? Scorpius tutored Rose on astrology and potions. Rose tutored Scorpius on ancient runes and muggle studies

21. Do they have similar taste in movies? Yes. They like psychological thriller, crime-mystery and foreign films

22. How do their personalities compliment each other? When emotional, Rose can be quite impulsive and hot tempered. It takes a lot for Scorpius to punch someone out of anger. So he keeps her in check. Scorpius craves acceptance from the Wizarding World, and Rose offers him that and never questions his morality. Rose needs someone who is open and honest. Someone who loves her instead of her ‘Golden Girl’ image. Scorpius has never seen her through those lenses. They offer comfort, support and acceptance. Their determination and ambition match, so they support each other’s dreams

23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon? They reveal the news at The Burrow at a birthday/Christmas/New Year’s Eve

24. Who has better fashion sense? Scorpius

25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner? Rose

26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle? The Weird Sisters’s biggest hits. They do end up singing Muggle songs once Scorpius learns the lyrics from Google

27. What other couple would your otp get along with? Jim & Pam, Jake & Amy, Aragorn & Arwen, Elio & Oliver and Mr & Mrs Smith

28. Who likes to prank the other? Rose

29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures? Both, but Scorpius takes more than Rose. 30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates? Scorpius would cry with tears of joy. Rose would shrug and say she knew all along.

31. Where would they live? I never imagined them living in Malfoy Manor, due to their bad memories of their family feuds. They would live around the luscious forests in England where they are surrounded by nature.

32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one? They would adopt a Antipodean Opaleye. However, Rose would beg Scorpius to let her adopt an Ukrainian Irobelly and a Swedish Short-Snout

33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be? Rose would be a dhampir and Scorpius would be a moroi

34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween? Mr & Mrs Smith or James Bond and Vesper Lynd

35. Can they name each other’s favourite food? Yes. Rose loves ratatouille and Scorpius loves risotto

36. Do they have pet names for one another? Rose: Rosie, Rosebud, Weasley, Weasel, Mi Amor & Love. Scorpius: Scorp, Scorpion, Scorpy, Malfoy, Darling, Baby, Idiot & Dickhead. 37. How do they cheer each other up? Scorpius would give massages, bubble baths and would throw Rose on his shoulder until she laughs. Rose would cuddle him and roast any of the people who are responsible for putting him in such mood

38. Do they show a lot of PDA? Scorpius is a reserved guy and Rose respects that. They show minimal PTD such as holding hands, forehead kisses, quick kisses and putting their arm around each other.

39. How old were they when they got together? In their sixth year, Rose was 16 and Scorpius was 17.

40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home? Rose. She’s a cat person but she knows how much Scorpius wants a dog

41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses? They are badass Quidditch players. I’m sure they can handle any curveball being thrown at them.

42. What is their song? A Song For You - Donny Hathaway (Scorpius’ favourite song)

43. What does their room look like? Rose would decorate their room with fairy lights and meaningful photos. Scorpius would paint their room blue and include arm chairs where they can both relax. Both of them would have bookshelves on their room so they could read.

44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded? Rose kills the zombie while Scorpius keeps her grounded

45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed? Scorpius.

46. Who loves kids more? Rose

47. Do either of them have a crazy ex? Surprisingly, Scorpius’ exes are quite chill, and they leave the relationship on civil terms. Rose’s ex is possessive and jealous.

48. What are their favourite colours? Rose is lavender, while Scorpius is blue

49. Who likes to cook? Scorpius

50. Who is the forgetful one? Scorpius

51. Does either of them know how to fight? Scorpius is better at duels than physical violence. On the other hand, Rose is fierce with hexes and could dropkick the fuck out of you.

52. What do they do for Valentines Day? They would go to a nice Muggle restaurant, not wanting to be bombarded with the Wizarding press

53. Who swears more? Rose

54. Who has the better comebacks? Rose. But Scorpius has sarcastic comebacks up his sleeve too.

55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale? Rose

56. Who reads buzzfeed? Rose likes the quizzes

57. Who is the hopeless romantic? Scorpius

58. Do either of them know how to do a handstand? Rose

59. Who can rap better? Rose since she listens to it more

60. Do either of them want to go sky diving? Rose because she loves being in the air

61. What do they usually text about? They text about their weird work stories

62. Who is the dramatic one? Most people would say Rose due to her energetic personality but Scorpius has had his share of dramatic moments

63. Is either one confrontational? Rose when she’s had enough of your shit

64. What is their favourite cuddle position? Honeymoon hug and Rose sitting on his lap with their arms around each other

65. Who are their favourite musical artist(s)?” Scorpius - Donny Hathaway, Etta James & Ray Charles. Rose - H.E.R, Clairo, The Weird Sisters and Lana Del Rey

66. What are their parenting styles? Rose would be affectionate but would remain a strict parent. She would be teaching her kids life advise and guide them on a good path while still acting adventurous around them. Scorpius might actually spoil his kids but will be very stern when they are in trouble. He would make sure that they listen to Rose and never disrespect her

67. Who would be the more laid back one? Scorpius is very cool-headed around stressful times, but Rose is more laid-back when she is socialising

68. Who listens to more vulgar music? Rose, probably

69. Do either of them have secrets even the other doesn’t know? That Rose’s first crush was Teddy Lupin when she was a kid and that she dated Viktor Krum’s son for a while. Scorpius would not tell Rose that the Malfoy's were partially responsible for Hermione’s torture

70. Who is their go to couple for a double date? Albus, of course

71. Do they tip the waiter/waitress on their date? No

72. How do they work out a fight? They have different temperaments so nothing can be too intense. They try to be very calm about it and balance their reasons with logic and emotional until they come to an agreement. If its a small fight, they shag afterwards

73. Who brings home an illegal pet? Rose would bring a baby dragon and a Hippogriff on the same day

74. What side of the bed do each of them sleep on? Scorpius left and Rose right

75. What is their favorite photo of them two together? Their first kiss at a Quidditch match. One where Scorpius playfully picks up Rose in The Burrow and several photos of them and Albus when they are travelling Europe

76. Who takes longer in the bathroom? Scorpius

77. Who has more songs on their ipod? Rose

78. What movie did they first see together? Star Wars with the Weasley-Potter clan

79. What do they like to see each other in? Rose likes to see Scorpius either in a tuxedo or topless. Scorpius likes to see Rose in a Montrose Magpies sweater because it annoys her

80. Who makes jokes during inappropriate times? Rose. And Scorpius feels guilty of laughing.

81. At what age do they discuss the possibility of children? After they are at the peak of their careers. Realistically, around 28 years old

82. What do they love about each other the most? Rose loves that Scorpius is kind and very respectful. She loves that he completely understands her and always supports her decisions. Scorpius loves Rose’s warm nature and her willingness to cheer people up when they are down. He also loves her adventurous spirit and never gets bored when he’s with her

83. Who is the one that sees the big picture, while the other focus’s on the small details? Rose sees the big picture while Scorpius focuses on small details

84. What would they write on their partner’s social media’s for their anniversary? Scorpius would post photos of Rose and write a paragraph about how much she changed his life. Rose would post an embarrassing photo of Scorpius (like when his ice cream cone fell on his pants) and says how much she loves him

85. Who is bad at math? Rose

86. Who googles everything? Scorpius

87. Who does stuff on impulse? Rose. Luckily Scorpius is always present

88. How do they comfort each other when they are helpless to do anything about the situation? Rose would just cuddle Scorpius and try to lift his mood by suggesting a playful Quidditch game. Scorpius would listen to her and would offer a massage to relieve stress

89. What is an inside joke they have? Dirty minded jokes

90. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all? Rose

91. What is their favourite holiday? Rose loves Christmas and Scorpius loves New Year’s Eve

92. Who is the one that is calm and collected while the other is angry and destructive? Scorpius is the calm one and Rose is the impulsive one

93. What is their favourite board game to play? Wizarding chess and exploding snap (not a board game but still

94. Who accidental sets something on fire? Rose when she loses her temper

95. Who has the car ready while the other is robbing the store? Since Rose has a Muggle license, Scorpius would have to rob the store

96. What artist/group did they go to for their first concert? The Weird Sisters

97. Who sleep talks? Scorpius

98. Who is the more social one? Rose. Scorpius is more quiet and reserved

99. What are their karaoke songs? Any songs from The Weird Sisters

100. Who would get up on stage and make a fool of themselves just to make the other laugh? Both

#scorose writings #scorose is my OTP #scorose #rosius #rose weasley #Rose and Scorpius #Rose Granger Weasley #scorpius malfoy

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sirsapling · 4 years

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