#what the fuck!!!! aaaaaa

[ssstrawberryflowers]

well this morning as I woke up from a 4 or so hour night of sleep i had the brilliant idea of trying to fight Gabriel in 3-2 on Violent while listening to a youtube video, with no in-game music, relatively low in-game master sound and without having actually beaten him (on Violent) after having spent over three hours and a half exclusively trying to kick his ass a few days ago.

so. uhm. yeah. drew how it felt (while also remaining as vague as i could as to not upset anyone lol)

this was both surprisingly hard but also relatively quick? in a weird sort of way? idk girl

screenshots below if you care lol

the 3h30 hour attempt proof (i quit at fucking 3 am my wrists were sore as fuck)

the one successful attempt (was surprisingly quicker than expected)

so uh. yea. laughed really loudly when i did beat him and when he called me an insignificant fuck again. 11/10 will do again.

#my favorite thing to do in ultrakill (aside from bullying V2 into oblivion) is dying to my own projectile boosts <33 #really though i'm sorry this is yet another stupid post and not actual art i just thought this was kinda funny; art is being made i promise #shredding through his health in his first phase is actually really easy i think; it just gets real hard once he goes angy #like just send four coins in the air and hit them with the railcanon (except i was too dumb to do a proper railcoin because ah eto bleh) #but his swords dance attack when he enters his second phase as well as his increased speed are really hard to figure out #also his timings are so different from standard!!! somehow i could parry some of his slashes but almost none of his light hatchets!! #what the fuck!!!! aaaaaa #really though beating Gabriel again was actually fun as hell fr #oh yeah the video i was listening to was a woman commenting on a “healthy christian sex course” while also giving advice and stuff #chose it cause it was almost four hours long and i didn't know how much it might take me to beat Gabe (also cause irony) #(my sense of humour is busted as fuck and really bad and im sorry) #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #hb talks #dumb shit #shitpost #←i think. maybe #again if you read through all of this shit i love you <3

[tizzymcwizzy]

AREN'T YOU HAPPY? AREN'T YOU GLAD? AREN'T YOU EXCITED THAT WE'RE FINALLY FREE!?

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I DID THIS ALL FOR YOU?

#what a fucking episode man #anyway #its 4 in the morning i was not expecting to spend this much time on this but AAAAAA finally getting to draw for myself again!! #my art #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug season 5 #ml #mlb #miraculous #miraculous ladybug spoilers #mlb spoilers #ml spoilers #emotion #ml emotion #mlb emotion #argos #felix fathom #chat blanc #chat noir #so #i have a new favorite mlb episode #teehee #NSBDBFJFKFKBDG #ml leak free #felix graham de vanily

[nottoonedin]

''I'm Sorry, Cassie...''

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf ruin #fnaf ruin girl #fnaf ruin dlc #security breach ruin #fnaf sb ruin #fnaf dlc #ruin dlc #fnaf cassie #cassie fnaf #I FUCKING HATE THE ENDINGS AAAAAA #I'm so upset what the fuckkkk- #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb girl #fnaf sb fanart #fnaf sb #my art #toon's art #art #digital art #ruin spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fnaf ruin spoilers

[horseshoemybeloved]

AW LORD HES DRUMMIN PATREECE ON DRUMS RED ALERT RED ALERT

#AAAAAA #WHATS WITHT HIS FUCKING TOUR #IVE BEEN A FOB FAN FOR LIKE #8 YEARS #ITS NEVER BEEN THIS CRAZY B4 #AAAA #tourdust spoilers #fall out boy #fob #art #my art #fall out boy fan art #patrick stump #fababoi silly gifs #AAAAAAAAAAA

[merakiui]

thinking,,,,,,,, darling who has a cryptic pregnancy....... [insert twst character here] reacting to it,,, maybe you and floyd and you're both a little dense because neither of you could have ever guessed. T_T

"what do you mean you were pregnant this whole time???? i thought shrimpy just got softer. :D" - floyb mindset.

in floyd's defense, he has no idea how human pregnancies work. he slept through that part of land boot camp!!! fell asleep the minute the professor started droning on about how humans don't lay eggs like mers do. jade can only chuckle (maybe he knew, but in classic jade fashion he won't tell because it's much more entertaining to sit back and watch everyone slowly figure it out) and azul is shaking his head in disbelief. had he known, he would have prepared well in advance to lend a helping hand. and you're just so amazed because maybe you were told you're unable to get pregnant, but somehow it happened and you had no idea all this time.

thank you to floyd and his mer virility for doing what was thought to be the impossible!!!!!! <3

#meraki mumbles #tw: pregnancy #conversely this happens with rollo and he's convinced it's a gift from god LOL he feels very blessed <3 #OOOOO THIS CONCEPT WITH CATER #i need to write something with cater....... he gives me many thoughts but i never write any of them >_< #WAIT. CATER BEING SOMETHING OF A CRINGEFAIL #he kinda sorta sucks at adulting but he's trying and you're his roommate and you're not in a relationship but you fuck #and cater's okay with it because it's easier when he's not attached #but then cryptic pregnancy happens and now he's hit with the weight of: 'wow..... i'm going to be a father' #cater definitely goes to trey for advice #omg cater inviting riddle and trey to breakfast and being like 'sooooo what if i said cay-cay's gonna be a dad? :3' #he catches both of them so off guard... #AAAAAA SORRY FOR RAMBLING IN TAGS OTL

[xav1p1zza]

Da spot (my bbg)

#the spot #across the spiderverse #digital drawing #la mancha #atsv #atsv spot #fanart #yuppies #bbg #I FUCKING LOVE THE SPOT #YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAAYAYA #AAAAAA #idk what else to tag #happyyyyyyy

[dougielombax]

He is ascending.

But he doesn’t want to.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #tadc kinger #the amazing digital circus kinger #kinger #the amazing digital circus #tadc #what the fuck is chess #my poor attempt at a joke #no context #what #this sounded funnier in my head #glitch productions #gooseworx #shitpost #ascending #painfully #agony #screaming #blur #screenshots #aaaaaa #ascension #fucking hell #blurry #insect collection

[s4pphic-sh3nan1gans]

I SANG UMAZANE MISLI ‼️‼️‼️

(that's me on the left and that is the face of someone smiling despite the fact they cannot fucking believe what just happened 😭)

#WHAT THE FUCKKKKK AKSJAKSSHSKSHSKVSKSH #BOJAN'S GAZE IS SO INTENSE I SWEAR I COULDN'T FUCKING THINK AAAAAA #he smiled at me so wide 🫠 guys I'm not okay holy shit #also I couldn't hear myself AT ALL so I know I probably sounded shit but oh well 😭 #I'll post all my videos and photos and probably a concert report tomorrow but for now I'm gonna go sleepy sleeps #it's 2am and I'm fucking dead 😭 #BUT HOLY SHIT?!?!?!?!?! I'M IN SHOCK STILL I love them so much #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin

[thevoidisback]

Hey thanks for following me!

Ya deserves my love <3

Also, COME HERE

"Awwe–"

"–OH MY GOODNESS AHHHH!!!"

#art #for the funnies #void #wtf #ayo what the fuck #aaaaaa

[lemonzst]

CLOSE UP

#pixel art #digital art #pixilart #aaaaaa #poppy playtime 3 #poppy playtime #catnap #smiling critters #crt monitor #my art #im not in love what are you talking about? #why would I ever love a giant cat monster? #holy fuck I have a problem

[priapussdick]

i need to talk to the writers

#AAAAAA #what #WHAT #fuck #cruel #last twilight #last twilight the series #watching ep7

[merakiui]

Your Yan Idia and his magical onahole is so amazing its so gooddd!!! But what if the magical onahole but with Azul and the tweels???

Zuzu using it as a comfort toy and fucking its precious hole with his rather big but tentacle-like octopus cock. Trying to sit still when mysterious phantom suckers are sucking on their puffy slit. trying not to cum when long slender fingers work your hole open, rubbing up and down so gently

OR OR!! Tweels know that its connected to their darling and fuck the onahole's holes so roughly. They do it when the reader is asleep and jolting them awake once two large mercocks were shoved into their pretty tight holes, in class when they're in a middle of a lesson or in random places.

Azul definitely uses it as a comfort toy, but he also uses it for practice! He does everything to the onahole that he wishes to do to you. He fucks into it in his octo-mer form just to work on being more confident in that form so that when (and if) he does get to fuck you with his tentacles he won't feel so insecure. He also wants to be perfectly skilled when he eats you out or scissors you open; he dreads looking so foolishly inexperienced when he actually gets to sleep with you, so he'll practice quite often. And of course he always, always cums lots inside. <3 he could go many rounds if he's particularly pent-up (he hate-fucks the onahole a lot because he's a jealous tako), so if he chooses to use it on a day or night when you're with friends... good luck. :)

Slimy eels... >:( they know exactly what they're doing when they fit both of their cocks inside just to see how much of them you can take at once. They definitely fight over the onahole sometimes, wrestling each other for first use with mean scowls and snapping jaws. Floyd doesn't want to fuck Jade's cum back inside you. He wants his chance to fill you up first, not settle for sloppy seconds!! And Jade doesn't want to share at this moment because he found a particularly phallic-shaped mushroom and wants to see how well you'll take it (which is an immediate no-go for Floyd; he is not fucking an onahole that's been fucked with a mushroom). Sometimes Jade just wants to drag things out and tease you so slowly, but Floyd is impatient and he wants to be inside you the minute he's freed his cock from the confines of his boxers. And there's only one onahole, so they're forced to either compromise and share or fight over it like starved eels.

The twins work together very well when they aren't actively strangling the other near death for use of the onahole. When they're functioning on the same horny brain cell, they actually plan some very devious schemes. Jade likes to talk with you, whether over tea or in the botanical gardens or even during a walk through campus, while Floyd's off with the onahole, slamming it onto his cock just so Jade can watch the breath get knocked out of your little lungs. He loves to see you squirm and if you let him (you will; peer pressure is so fun and Jade does it best) he'll have you bent over so he can see how your hole gapes and clenches around an invisible force (Floyd's dick). He'll force his way inside and the two of them fuck you sore and dumb.

Jade likes to use the onahole when you're spending time with a friend or if you're on a date. He may not seem it, but he has a nasty jealous streak. He's only willing to share you with Floyd, so the fact that his dearest darling would even think to spend time with others when he and Floyd are the best fits for you... You really like to hurt his poor heart. :( it's only fair he absolutely ruins your chances with anyone else, teasing you all throughout your date before finally, finally bottoming out just when you think anything special might happen on your date. After all, why settle for someone who is better off becoming fish food? Obviously Jade and Floyd are the ones meant for you; the way you squeeze Jade's dick so tightly indicates that you agree, even if not yet verbally.

#meraki thirsts #yandere twst #n/sfw #i will admit the trio were the first ones i thought of while writing the response to onahole idia... ;;;;; #actually this works so well for shy scummy incel azul #he breeds you in secret and you have no idea :) #or the twins pressuring you to get pregnant because they want children and their parents want it too #but when you tell them no they act like they understand and the matter is never spoken about again #they turn to the onahole determined to fuck it so many times you'll eventually be knocked up #and then when you come to them pregnant they can act like you cheated on them #but don't worry!! they still love you <3 just promise you'll marry them #and in nine months you'll see it was all a big misunderstanding because what a wonderful surprise #you were actually pregnant with their fry all along :D #orz they are the worst men aaaaaa i need octavinelle carnally T_T

[bardofvibes]

I just finished watching Hannibal for the first time and I’m having emotions (I’m not okay, help)

Will had such a chill life after everything that had happened to him. A nice life, a simple one, some might say. Then Hannibal came back into it, all went to shit... or did it?

Will could have chosen not to get involved with the FBI again. He could have chosen not to get in the car with Hannibal in the end. But he went with him. He chose him over the simplicity he might have had a chance to go back to in some way. But in truth, he didn't have much of a choice. He went with him because he needed to. Because he was too deep in the whole thing again. Because the Dragon was still free and alive. Because Hannibal would have gotten away and Will would not have had peace in his life either way. Because the side of him that needed Hannibal was awake again. Because they understood each other in a way that nobody did before they met.

"When life becomes maddeningly polite, think about me", Hannibal had said. He coaxed that part back out of Will that Will had tried to bury over the years. Will's whispered "it's beautiful" about the life he and Hannibal could have had. Seeing beauty in what he had tried to ignore but in some way still wanted. This was not about winning each other over anymore, or helping each other become a "better version" of themselves; each with their own perception of what better means. This was acceptance of the impossibility to cut each other out. There was acceptance and relief in their hug in the end, the way they clung to each other. There was Will's final acceptance of it all, of himself, in the fall. They fell for each other in whichever way that might have been. They fell with each other because it was the only way left to be together at this point.

#hannibal #hannibal s3 #hannibal s3e13 #hannigram #yes I knew about the ending before I saw it but I didn't realize it was Will who threw them off the cliff FUCK #this whole thing made me cry so hard #his voice on “it's beautiful” broke me #this show changed my brain chemistry idk what to do with myself now #just my thoughts right after watching #not much deep analyzing went into this yet #only AAAAAA and OW #I'm feeling so normal about this #honestly rude to put so many feels into the last 10 minutes of a show /lh

[rakiah]

LOOK AT THEM.

JUST.

LOOK AT THEEEEEM.

#twisted wonderland #twst ramblings #twst spoilers #glorious masquerade spoilers #Rollo Flamm #and his boys #MY HEART CANT #TOO MUCH PERFECTION AAAAA #THAT FUCKING MUSIC THEME DRIVES ME CRAZY AAAAAA #SO BEAUTIFUL #WHAT A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE

[sinnabee]

Happy Valentine’s Day!! 💙

SCREAMS????? AAAAAAA THIS IS SO SWEET IM HOLLERING. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY BLOOS!!!!!

#AAAAAA #AAAAA!!!!! #oh my god what the fuck!!!!! #sCREAMING i was so delighted to see this in my inbox #ahshsAVDHDJKD #im incoherent rn #ask #baby-bloos

[chloelouygo]

Why is showing someone else your writing the most mortifying embarrassing ordeal known to man 🥲

#i just showed amara my whumpril piece for today about my OCs and ive never felt so ashamed to show off art omg #like i have never showed my parents my digital art #and i will never show anyone else my cringe writing lmao #just... why is being percieved so embarrassing omg #i guess it's because im baring my soul and my desires in writing and that's humiliating somehow to admit that i have FEELINGS and EMOTIONS #like it was well received but ewwww im so cringefail so embarrassing ewwwwww im hiding my face in shame #i am somewhat kidding of course and i know if i ever shared any writing on here that it'd be taken very kindly #but still im so embarrassed aaaaaa #do not perceive me 🫣 #so embarrassed to admit to my gf of 6 years that i have feelings like what the FUCK wym she knows about my ocs ewwww so embarrassing