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sevvie-posts · 2 years
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More multishipping Kurt head canons please?
ooohoho lets fucking do this, its been a while
- sam gets a new car while staying with the hudmels and its pretty run down. he tries fixing it himself but he has no clue ehat hes doing, so kurt offers to help. so hear me out: kurt, covered in car oil, old button up with sleeves rolled up to his elbows. he goes to shower and comes back all clean with a towel around his shoulders and Sam just short circuits
- puck slipping up and mocking someone over something he shouldnt and kurt glaring at him and puck immediately apologising because he doesnt wanna dissapoint kurt
- kurt being one of the few people to actually call puck noah regularly 😭😭
- give me kurt and seb bickering with each other like an old married couple but also defending each other against people who are being mean
- once again can i talk about finn being a protective brother because all of his friends like kurt???
- Finn also knowing kurts schedule better than anyone
- "so ive been thinking about asking kurt to hang out later-" "dude hes seeing sam later" "aw damn :("
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decent0distraction · 20 days
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I often forget that season 3 and a lot of season 4 of Glee exists
And when I am reminded, I am …disturbed
Also Run Joey Run. I love it, I do, but also. Traumatizing. As is most of Glee.
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blurglesmurfklaine · 1 year
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I AM ONCE AGAIN THINKING ABUT SERIAL KILLER AU AHHHH
#writing probs#okay so this is what my Bitchass brain came up with:#at one point (before Kurt and Blaine are together)#they have a bit of an argument and split off after spending days attached at the hip (bc protective detail blah blah)#and then Kurt spends the day with Sam (Blaine’s partner) just in a generally shitty mood#and then they get a cryptic letter from the killer giving clues that two people kurt cares about have been kidnapped#and Kurt realizes it’s Blaine and Rachel#And the letter’s like ‘I will be at one location. good luck trying to save them both’#and it’s an impossible decision right and Kurt’s losing his mind like ‘I AM NOT A COP! I’m NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS’#and Sam reassured him ‘but you ARE smart and capable and I know you love Rachel and you care about Blaine.’#so Kurts like which one would he be at??? and decides to go to Blaine’s location and sends Sam to Rachel’s#but when he gets there the killer has misled them and Rachel is there#and while he’s so relieved that she’s okay Sam isn’t replying to his texts#and they get back to the precinct to take Rachel’s statement and Kurt is a MESS because he doesn’t even know if Blaine is alive or what#and then amidst the hustle and bustle of the station Kurt sees Blaine in a shock blanket across the room#and just RUNS to him and envelops him in a bone crushing hug because he’s okayhes safe and Kurt can BREATHE again#I have not been able to stop thinking about this scenario for like a week
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daltonblaine · 2 years
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i love how kurt's type is usually someone tall & somewhat athletic (finn sam adam etc) and the guy he actually ends up being heads over heels for is this 5'7 loser king blaine anderson who somehow oozes charm and dorkiness at the same time
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vitamin-zeeth · 2 months
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are Artie and Brittany breaking up
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margareth-lv · 5 months
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🛑 We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be 🛑
[Kurt Vonnegut]
I like today's careful selection of posts promoting TCND on Sam's Instagram.
It's as if everything we talk about here on Tumblr is true, as if we're eavesdropping on them rather than just making assumptions about their lives and emotions.
Cait, morbidly jealous of Sam's intimate, frivolous shots with his young and beautiful co-stars from an erotically explicit show.
And Sam, like any decent partner, trying to do everything to appease his wife.
Take a look at Sam's instastories:
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And at the very careful choice of shot published as a post on Instagram:
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I sense a Very Married vibe in this one.
"Come on, don't be angry, love, it's just work."
[although of course I may be hallucinating].
😉
[December 2, 2023]
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waitformethistime · 9 months
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Alternate s2 where Kurt and Sam kiss during 'Spin the Bottle' at Rachel's party (Blaine and Rachel still happens), but now Sam has to deal with the fact that he liked it a little too much and realize that maybe his hurt at Kurt pushing him away in 'Duets' had something more behind it.
Meanwhile, Kurt (who's self esteem is already in the pits) has to deal with the fact that even the one out gay dude he knows would rather attempt to date a girl than him and that stings quite a lot (wish we'd delved into that more), but also had his second kiss with a dude be Sam and he'd be lying if he said he hadn't imagined it at some point before that party.
Sam does try to ask him out because of the party. "idk if I'm gay but the kiss felt really nice" but Kurt kinda freaks out a little because it's all just too similar to what's going on with Blaine ("You were drunk, Sam, of course it felt good.") and he's just so frustrated because it seems like no one is taking him seriously and unlike Blaine and Sam, he doesn't get the luxury of holding hands with a girl like a normal guy and having people believe it. it's not a game to him.
It's not until shit hits the fan in Rumours and Sam gets inadvertently outed by the Muckracker that Sam's like "look I'm stone cold sober now, it's been months since that party, and I really want you to give me a chance" because he's basically been dragged along with everyone else's bidding the whole year and he didn't even get to process his own sexuality before everyone treated him like the town pariah so he might as well just do what he wants at this point.
And what he wants is Kurt.
And they live happily ever after, amen.
(Also, Kurt never gets with Blaine because after Rachelgate, he realized he loved the idea of Blaine more than the boy himself and rejects him later.)
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klaineccfanficlibrary · 4 months
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hi!! can you recc some fics set between 4x10 and 4x14, aka what happened behind the scenes that lead kurt and blaine to the car makeout after their christmas in new york?
Hi - you asked! There's a long list to follow, most are reaction fics to the episodes. ~ Jen
4X 10
Baby, It’s Cold Outside by whyitisyou
Kurt and Blaine end up spending the Holidays after their first break-up together in New York. They use the time to talk and they have to deal with the fact that they still feel warm about each other.
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If The Fates Allow  by flaming muse
Blaine is feeling a lot of things. He adds cold to the list.
canonical, set just after 4x10 (“Glee, Actually”), no spoilers beyond
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If the Fates Allowby Keitorin Asthore
Blaine desperately wants to do something, but he’s at a loss. And then Burt has a favor to ask him. Reaction fic to the Kurt plotline in “Glee Actually.” Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
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Soliloquy By flamingmuse
The clock says it’s two-thirty-six in the morning when Kurt finally decides he isn’t going to sleep. He sits up slowly on the couch and rubs his hands over his face. His limbs feel heavy with fatigue, but it’s not just physical exhaustion that weighs on his shoulders tonight.
Dialogue-free, angsty Kurt introspection set during Glee 4x10 (“Glee, Actually”) in the wee hours of Christmas morning.
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Time to dissolve by misqueue
Set over episode 4x10 "Glee Actually". There's little about Christmas this year that Kurt would choose. That's not necessarily a bad thing. A story of family and friendship and transforming grief into hope.
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Are We Ever Gonna Be Okay Again? by @justgleekout
An alternate timeline in which Kurt did go to Lima for Christmas and he and Blaine had that much-needed heart-to-heart.
But uh-oh! It's angst and they cry.
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Merry and Bright by SiderumInCaelo
Kurt and Blaine, ice skating.
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Missed by BlurglesmurfKlaine
Super short (like blink and you'll miss it) reaction fic I wrote immediately after Glee, Actually aired because I have a LOT of feelings about that episode.
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May your days be merry and bright by ShanleenKinnJaskey
Blaine surprises Kurt with his Christmas gift, and of course there's singing, kissing, and ice skating.
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Pocket Dial by nachochang
Blaine and Burt have a series of phone conversations that result in Blaine going to NYC for Christmas. Post-Ep for 4x10, Glee, Actually.
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4.11 Sadie Hawkins
Fragile Gifts by @wowbright
4.11 reaction. Blaine loves three different people in three very different ways.
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Unexpected gifts By @wowbright
4.11 missing scene fic. Tina takes Blaine home from the dance. She's quite the gentleman even though she might rather be a rake.
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Seneca Falls, Selma and Stonewall by flaming-muse
Blaine watches the inauguration alone in his house, a bowl of microwave popcorn cooling on the coffee table and a glass of soda fizzing gently by his hand.
set in the canonical present, so assumes through 4x10 (“Glee, Actually”) with no spoilers beyond, takes place on January 21rst, 2013
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You Are Here and So Am I by Edwardina
Glee kink meme fill. Takes place circa 413. Blaine and Kurt are in touch. Kurt senses Blaine is down and manages to wheedle out of him that he has a crush on Sam. Kurt can sympathize because he’s been there. Their conversation about Sam morphs and Klaine end up having a pretty hot phone sex session.
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One More Night by trufflemores_Glee_fic
Blaine has a crush on Sam. It’s not subtle.
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Reassurance by NikkiEvans
A short phone call between Kurt and Blaine reveals why Sam is Blaine’s crush. It has a lot more to do with Kurt than anyone realizes. OneShot 4.11 reaction fic.
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4.12 Naked
Bare by Flaming_muse
Kurt and Rachel get a surprise package in the mail from Tina.
set in canon, episode tag for and spoilers through 4x12 (“Naked”), with no spoilers beyond
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Those stumbling words by misqueue
Set between 4x11 "Sadie Hawkins" and 4x12 "Naked". In a phone call after the Sadie Hawkin's dance, Kurt has something to tell Blaine. For klaineadvent 2013
And I breathe   by misqueue
Set during 4x12 "Naked". Lonely, Blaine goes to Scandals looking for a human connection, but what he finds isn't what he expects.
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I'll be Looking at the Moon by misqueue
Blaine's surprised when Kurt texts him after his first date with Adam. It didn't go how Kurt expected. Set around 3x12 "Naked" and immediately following And I Breathe".
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Tiny Imperfections By @wowbright
4.12 missing scene +. No teacher tells Blaine to go see Ms. Pillsbury, and his boyfriend doesn't drag him there. But he goes to talk to her anyway, because he wants to.
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Long way home by pene
It can take a little time to find your way home. Warning: Finn’s death is referenced throughout the story.
This is alternate canon, splitting off somewhere around Glease. It is a love story foremost, but some chapters are possibly a bit sad, particularly the first one.
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Less Than Decent Exposure by @lady-divine-writes
Rachel and Kurt get a copy of The Men of McKinley calendar in the mail from Sam. Its arrival is met with mixed reactions. Rachel is fine with it, Kurt is appalled…until Rachel directs him to two months in particular - January and December.
Written for the Klaine Advent Drabble prompt ‘indecent’. Takes place during the episode ‘Naked’.
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4.13 Diva
Diva Love Fest by Flowerfan
After Blaine sings “Don’t Stop Me Now,” the Glee club reflects on his Diva-hood and, as Artie calls it, his "sexy stylings."
Support by trufflemores_Glee_fic
Blaine isn’t having the best week, but it’s improving.
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4.14 I do
Best to look at the library tag for this one! Lots of choice!
It's Too easy By insighfulinsomniac
Missing Moments/Episode Expansion of 4x14 “I Do.”
Kurt was confident that he and Blaine could have a repeat of Christmas — a shared holiday and a sweet duet that means nothing more than two friends enjoying each other’s company. That lasts about as long as one duet practice session at Blaine’s house the night before the wedding.
After that, it’s all too easy for Kurt to reach out for Blaine, to re-establish a connection that’s never truly left them.
And maybe, just maybe, it might change things between them. But one thing’s for sure — as much as he wants to pretend it’s not true, Kurt still loves Blaine.
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Shut me up and tie me down by milopoli
A peak behind the curtains of hotel room 206 after Will&Emma's wedding reception aka a Klaine smut fic in three acts.
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Thought you should see this by slayerkitty S&C sign in needed
This is a combination reaction fic to 4.15 and 4.16, then goes completely AU for 4.17 onward, though I do incorporate some spoilers for 4.18 (One section of this will talk about there being a possible school shooting at McKinley - I don't go into detail, but if this is triggering for you at all, please don't read it). Ultimately, this is a Klaine reunion fic. This is a combination reaction fic to 4.15 and 4.16, then goes completely AU for 4.17 onward, though I do incorporate some spoilers for 4.18 (One section of this will talk about there being a possible school shooting at McKinley - I don't go into detail, but if this is triggering for you at all, please don't read it). Ultimately, this is a Klaine reunion fic.
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A Ton of Twitterpation by @wowbright
Kurt has coffee with Adam the day after he gets back from Lima. Kurt notices that the barista has a crush on Adam, and Adam notices … well, you'll see.
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Voice of Experience by flaming_muse
For once, Blaine knows something Kurt does not.
set within 4x14 (“I Do”), with no spoilers beyond
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Shining Down for me by misqueue
Set within 4x14 "I Do". Kurt comes home for Will & Emma's wedding
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Blaine Absolutely Knew He Was In Love by  Corriebird
“Blaine steps forward and whispers in Kurt’s ear, "If it’s not exclusive, then what’s to stop you?” Kurt’s eyes flare and he inhales sharply, so he steps back and heads to the bathroom without looking back. This is what life is, right? This is what it means to be alone, to be lonely. Taking what you can get. Sucking the marrow out, even if it’ll break your heart later.“ 4.14 fic!
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99 Perspectives on a Single Love story By @spaceorphan18
The Story of Kurt and Blaine told through the eyes of everyone else but them. Each chapter is a different perspective in the ongoing tale of their love story.
Chapters 54 The Photographers (Glee actually)
Chapter 55 Tine Cohen-Chang (Sadie Hawkins)
Chapter 56 Brody Weston (Naked)
Chapter 57 The Sychophants (Diva)
Chapter 58 Marley Rose (I Do)
Chapter 59 Adam Crawford (Girls and Boys on Film)
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Enjoy!!
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softpine · 2 months
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I just remembered you haven't seen Twilight but I'm going to ask anyway! Do you know what teams your characters would be? Like team Edward or Team Jacob? Oh! Actually I'm also curious what Fandoms would they be in? I recent realized im a Bielieber
oh i have seen the first twilight movie!! i just wasn't a fan. but it was my best friend's favorite series so i do know a lot about it! was anyone actually team jacob? he's like gale in the hunger games. the only reason anyone would actually prefer them is because they're Not the main love interest (sorry to any galeheads out there...)
anyway now i want to imagine what fandoms each of them would be in, so:
🎭 caroline: well, she's a great artist and a monster fucker.. i don't think i have to spell out what she was doing online fjkjsdsj and she loved comic books as a kid, so i feel like at the start of the MCU madness she was really hype and then she got more and more angry with the state of things
💬 beth: she's written some star trek fanfiction more highly researched than her master's thesis and she loved nsync because what is a baby dyke without her emotional support boy band / comphet crushes
🎸 danny: music is the obvious answer, but i'm not familiar with musical history so i can't go into detail 😭 but his dad introduced him to bob dylan and taught him how to play guitar, then he learned piano, then he taught himself how to produce his own music from scratch. this was in the 90s btw so it wasn't very easy to learn. also he used to seriously follow skateboarding
⛅ mikaela: she loved old school country music from female artists like tanya tucker, reba mcintire, loretta lynn, etc. she's less interested in modern country but she looooves shania twain. and she's worked nights (first as a bartender, then a nurse) for most of her life, so she got really into daytime soaps
🌲 asa: he's literally the only one on this list where i'm like...... stumped. he doesn't pay attention to anything online, celebrities, music (he'll listen to whatever), movies (doesn't care), could never commit to watching a whole tv show, etc. he's very floaty and daydreamy? lmao he just doesn't have the headspace to get attached to fictional media like that
🎥 finn: we know he's always been a harrison ford fan boy and in any universe where he survives past the 80s he's a huge nirvana fan!! (if he and jules had a son, they would've named him kurt... he's deeply serious) he's also read every stephen king book that came out while he was alive. he was a big reader in general, particularly horror
🧸 stevie: canon seth rogen super fan, has seen every adam sandler movie (every last one of them) and i knowww she knows the fnaf lore... as soon as she finishes a show/movie she likes to find the weirdest fan art to terrorize her followers. also loves musicals and wants to see cats on broadway someday (a girl can dream)
🎀 elaine: she loves following celebrity news but she watches them like animals in the zoo; ie. she's observing from afar, she has no personal stake in them. she's a frequent flyer on gossip forums like fauxmoi. she was on the ground floor of lipstickgate and was SEATED for dramageddon. and she had a serious twilight phase
🎨 jada: SOMEONE on this list had to get assigned supernatural... i'm not saying it just to say it, i really think she would connect with (early seasons) sam what with the dead mom... fear of losing their humanity... having powers they don't understand... a hot girl manipulating them to use their abilities in sketchy ways... yeah. i'm sure she has favorite contemporary artists (painters specifically) that she'd be able to talk about on end but sadly i don't know anything about that world 😭 oh and she's kind of obsessed with hate-reading booktok books to feel alive
🏈 casper: sports count as fandoms and i don't want to hear a word about it!! his team is the patriots but he's kind of a fairweather fan (maine doesn't have an nfl team so he doesn't have that state loyalty factor). miley cyrus is his problematic fave forever but he's kind of a pop girlie in general
💋 coco: in high school she was a speedcuber if that gives you an idea of what we're working with here.... she grew up with pokemon, naruto, dragon ball z, she collected trading cards, etc. she still likes anime and video games and stuff, she just doesn't have the time to get invested like she used to, and it makes her sad because it reminds her of her late best friend liam. she makes time to play fortnite and minecraft with his little brother and she plays other games on twitch sometimes. has done a LOT of cosplay. she's a huge nerd basically
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comradeupdog · 11 months
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Okay this relates to the post I just made but I hate how later seasons (roughly post Season 10) portray Dean, they dumb him down so much. Like in earlier season he is not well educated but he is actually pretty well read, very sharp, and good at researching monsters. Like in early season he has read enough Kurt Vonnegut to be able to talk to Chuck about different stages of his career and is about as likely to find out what the monster of the week is as Sam - in later seasons he doesn’t know what an “Achilles’ heel” is (even though he uses the phrase is one of his best monologues in I believe season 5) and he basically always has to wait for Sam, Cas, or whoever else is around to figure out what the monster is. They took the “Sam is the smart one because he’s a college boy who did some law school” that the early season challenge and takes it as read that Sam is the brains and Dean is just the muscle who at best only knows Wild West Trivia. In summary, I hate the bimbofication of Dean Winchester
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hotdamnitsmoony · 3 months
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what i think the marauders favourite tv show would be - based on my favs :)
james - stranger things. he’d watch it because everyone was raving about it and then become emotionally invested in the characters. he thinks the concept of the monsters is really cool but also very terrifying. he’d definitely make everyone else watch it too, and he’d be mouthing along the lines while they did. his favourite character would be steve harrington, because i think they’re pretty similar. the episode he’d like the most would be s4 ep6.
regulus - the rain on netflix. it’s a kinda disturbing show about an apocalyptic world where the rain literally kills you if it touches you and there’s a whole thing with sibling betrayal and i just feel like he’d eat it up. his favourite character would be lea or kira. he would really love dystopian and apocalyptic shows in general tbh. his favourite episode would be the cult one, because it explores religion in an apocalyptic world.
sirius - greys anatomy. i’ve said this before but he would secretly LOVE greys, even if he won’t admit it. his favourite character is addison montgomery, closely followed by mark sloan. the episode he likes the most is the musical episode but if you ask him, he hates it. also he would so do the superhero pose amelia shepherd does before her surgeries before he does anything important.
remus - the society. it’s a dark, weird and kinda obscure show that only had one season because of covid but he’d love it. he’d bring it up in conversation with everyone and ask them what they’d do if all adults suddenly disappeared, which would obviously have varying responses. he’d complain about not getting a satisfying ending to it all the time. his favourite character is sam or kelly definitely. he can’t choose a favourite episode because literally so much happens in every one.
lily - the good place. i’ve also said this before, but i just genuinely think she’d love it. it’s a show that she would watch while knitting or studying, because it’s easy to follow and funny. she’d definitely quote it a lot and it’d create some great & healthy conversations between the marauders about mortality, morals and death. her favourite character is janet!
pandora - a series of unfortunate events. she’d love this show wholeheartedly. it’s so messy and reminds her of the odd things that seem to keep happening to her. she’d know the “that’s not how the story goes” song and sing it all the time, though she’d change the lyrics to fit whatever situation or drama is going on. her favourite character is sunny, and she started wearing more bows in her hair because of violet! her favourite episode would be s2 ep3!
mary - desperate housewives. she would love the drama, the betrayals and the overall storylines. she’d know every little thing about it, from all the names of lynette’s children to mrs mccluskey’s backstory. her favourite character is gabby solis and she will take no criticism. her favourite episode is the one where carlos’ mum falls down the stairs.
marlene - glee. i genuinely believe she’d know every single big song and wouldn’t stop singing them. you hear “Don’t Stop Belivin’” being sung (badly) in the hallway? it’s marlene. her favourite character is santana lopez and she knows the entire monologue that she says to kurt in season 6. she constantly complains about this show but really does love it. her favourite episode is the klaine & brittana wedding!
dorcas - heartbreak high! she’d love the petty drama and storylines that happen in this show, and she’d so create her own “map” but put concealment charms on it because unlike harper and amerie she’s smart enough not to get caught. her favourite character would be ca$h or harper, and the episode she likes the most would be ep4.
barty - how to sell drugs online (fast)! this show is so hilarious and i really think he’d enjoy it. he’d smell the plot twists coming a mile away but he’d still love it, and probably make evan watch it with him. his favourite character is moritz because he’s just such an idiot and he sort of reminds him of himself, though i feel like he’d love lisa too. he would say that he doesn’t have a favourite episode because he loved it all.
evan - the umbrella academy. he would compare the dysfunctional family to the marauders nonstop. he’d love the way it explores time travel and superpowers, and would spend hours in the library researching if it was possible because he’d get hyper fixated on it of course. his favourite character is klaus (no surprise there lol) and he literally cried during that one episode in season 3. his favourite episode is the first ever one.
(as always, these are my own opinions!! i’ve personally watched all these shows and love them all very much!! this took a while to make but we move who needs a sleep schedule anyway. )
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cryscendo · 1 month
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for the ships grid:
- quinn & santana
- artie & kitty
- kurt & sam
feel free to do these as platonic or romantic >:))
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all really good choices omg. i’m gonna default to romantic unless specified otherwise
quinntana: i actually really enjoy these two!! i love that they hooked up in i do and it’s probably my fave quinn ship.
wildebrams: an unconventional choice maybe, but i appears thought they were cute. they’re two of my problematic faves so i guess it makes sense. i like it better than some other kitty ships with og glee clubbers *cough cough*
hevans: anyone who knows me knows that i ride the “hevans deserved better than they got” train. they were always so sweet to one another but finn had to go and ruin it. also sam made macaroni art of kurt?? if that’s not love then what even is really
send me more ships!!
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Hello everyone! I'm back again and as promised, the fic is posted! Yaaay!
Who Could Be Next?
Rating:Mature
Archive Warning:Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories:F/F,F/M,M/M
Fandoms:Glee,glee-klaine,klaine fandom,Glee-Brittana,Glee-Tike
Relationships:Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel
Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce
Carole Hudson-Hummel/Burt Hummel
Mike Chang/Tina Cohen-Chang
Rachel Berry/Jesse St. James
Characters:Kurt Hummel ,Blaine Anderson,Santana Lopez,Brittany S. Pierce,Burt Hummel,Carole Hudson-Hummel,Rachel Berry,Jesse St. James,Mike Chang,Tina Cohen-Chang,Mercedes Jones,Sam Evans (Glee),Quinn Fabray,Artie Abrams
Additional Tags:
Halloween glee,spooky glee,husbands!klaine,Wives!brittana,dead or not dead,I am not gonna say,Jumpscare,a special spooky guest,Spooky,scary ending,Funeral,they have a funeral to attend,Pretending,game,Scary Game,life threatening scare,prank,that's a whole family involvement,cries and screams,Angst and laughter,Angst and Humor,Crack Fic,Please Don't Kill Me,Don't Judge Me,Burt hummel approves it,Santana lopez approves it,Angry mercedes jones,scared Rachel berry,a fanart attached,Angst with a Happy Ending,maybe not,funny halloween,weird way of inviting people,I wrote this instead of studying,a lot of crying
Language:English
Summary:
One surprise e-mail and everybody's heart stopped for a few minutes. Literally, in shock.
Nobody expected to get that email. Not when the couple was relatively new and they should have had more years to live together. Blaine Hummel-Anderson would have seen the end of the world by now. Nobody knew what to do or how they would console him. Honestly, who could read Blaine's feelings through a bland e-mail?
They had a funeral to attend!
Thank you @special-bc-ur-part-of-it for the wonderful banner
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Enjoy my little spooky contribution and your comments/kudos can my day!
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daltonblaine · 1 year
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i very rarely think about sam & kurt's friendship if at all (nothing against them, i just don't) but whenever i see them interact the first thought in my head is #Hevans and i don't know how to stop it
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Kurt shivered. He was terrified. The first reviews of Wicked were released today, and he had never felt like he was going to cry and vomit at the same time. Suddenly, a familiar hand squeezed his.  Blaine draped his other arm over his shoulder and pulled him closer. 
“It’s going to be ok. Whatever it says, you were incredible last night,” Blaine said, cupping Kurt’s face and lightly kissing his lips . “Absolutely breathtaking. I was so happy to be with you, on stage and afterward. Seeing you perform, embodying such a strong character, it reinforced everything I saw that first day at your auditions. You are the most moral, compassionate person I've ever met, and I was blown away by the rawness and honesty I saw you show a room full of strangers.  I knew then that you were my Elphaba.”
Kurt giggled and returned Blaine’s kiss, this one with more heat. "I knew that you were my Fiyero too. The very first time I saw you after you dropped that couch on Sam.”
"I truly mean it. You gave Idina a run for her money. You were brilliant," Blaine whispered in Kurt's ear as he kissed that spot that he had recently discovered drove him wild.
“Flattery will get you everywhere, Blaine."
“No, it will get you sidelined by Fake Boobs over there for a few performances if I ever walk in on you two giving each other blowjobs on company time again,” April blurted. Kurt’s cheeks flushed red as Blaine said something that sounded like ‘so worth it,’ and chuckled as he kissed Kurt’s cheek and pulled back a little. 
“Oh please, like we never got busy on company time?” Cooper laughed. “Actually, I think that’s the only time we ever fooled around.”
“Shut up, Mr. Hollywood and read the damn review or I’ll…”
“You’ll what?” Cooper smirked. “Fire me? I’m here for Blaine and Rachel, and if it gets rave reviews, to take half the credit.”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake, give me the damn paper,” Santana said, jerking the paper from Cooper’s hands. “I doubt they even said anything about my performance so I’m here for the shots at Hobbit,” she said, fiercely flipping past the news and sports pages until she finally found the page she was looking for. It turned out that Rachel did, in fact, run off an actress, the one playing Boq. Santana stepped in to play a genderbent version of the role for the premiere. 
“Well, in case they don’t, you were great,” Kurt said with a smile. 
“Thank you,” Santana said sincerely. Just for that, I’m skipping to what they said about you first.”
“I started the show, so you have to start with me,” Rachel protested loudly, grabbing for the paper. 
“But since this show was not about you…” Santana started, but the paper was swiftly jerked from both of their hands by April Rhodes herself. 
“Let’s get on with it. If it’s good, I got a celebration to start that ain’t appropriate here in the streets, and if it’s bad, I don’t wanna get arrested for being drunk and disorderly on the side of the road. Again,” April blurted. “Ok, ok.” April started reading the review. “ So Wicked is a beloved production on Broadway, so it would be hard to screw up such a beloved story, but I have to admit that under the direction of April Rhodes… I’m just going to skip this part and get to the good stuff, blah, blah, blah, here we go. This genderbent version could’ve been a disaster. They didn’t fully commit to the idea since Glinda was played by a woman, the Tony award winning actress, Rachel Berry. She was perfect for the self-indulged, spoiled Glinda because I’m pretty sure she was just playing herself,”
“Hey!” Rachel whined.
“The man’s not wrong,” Kurt stage whispered to Blaine, who smiled and squeezed Kurt’s shoulder. 
April continued. 
The cast was good, although not as good as the original. The problem with a rebooted show that is beloved as much as this one is, is that the actors and actresses have to find a way to make the characters their own. Although not all of them were successful with this, I believe that there were two actors who were able to breathe new life into the show. I’m referring to Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel, who protrayed Fiyero and Elphaba respectively. 
Although both actors are new to Broadway, I believe this won’t be the last time we see their names in lights. Their chemistry was off the charts. I was disappointed that there wasn’t a cast album to purchase because I literally had chills when Mr. Hummel and Mr. Anderson sang ‘As Long as You’re Mine.’ I believed that those two truly were in love as they sang the duet. 
As for Blaine Anderson, I have to admit that when I realized I was watching Cooper Anderson’s younger brother, I was prepared with my noise-canceling earbuds, with the elder’s tendency to scream his lines. I was pleasantly surprised with the sincerity and depth Blaine gave this supporting role.  His vocals were immaculate. I was saddened that Blaine didn’t have more songs in which to lend his voice to. I truly believe that Blaine Anderson will have a much deeper impact on Broadway than the elder Anderson had. 
"Hey," Cooper nearly shouted."
"Sucks doesn't it," Rachel pouted.
"Shhhh. Go on, April," Kurt said.
April continued. "As for Kurt Hummel, the star of the story, he had massive shoes to fill as the first male Elphaba. Not only did he fill them, but he strutted in them for the whole audience to see. If tonight is anything to go by, my prediction is that this talented young man will be holding a statue on Broadway’s biggest night because I could not take my eyes off him every time he was on stage.  April Rhodes, bravo! You certainly found a star in Kurt Hummel."
I have already arranged to attend this show again again in its short run, although I hope they will extend this production so that the masses will have the opportunity to see it. It’s not the first revival of this show, but it will certainly be the one I remember when it's brought up in conversation.  I will be rooting for the moment when the big award night rolls around and they get the recognition they deserve,” April finished. “Well damn! I only read all that because I saw my lil’ ol’ name at the bottom. They barely mentioned me.” 
Before Kurt even knew what hit him, he was scooped into Blaine’s embrace. Blaine kissed him fiercely as Rachel and Santana fought over the paper April now seemed bored with so that they could read the part April skipped over. April, who had actually been sober for eight days, pulled a flask from her cleavage and didn’t even take a breath as she guzzled the liquid down her throat. None of that mattered to Kurt. The show was considered a success, at least by the New York Times, and he was going to celebrate with the love of his life. He could read the other reviews later. 
Kurt pulled back from Blaine, who whimpered a little when he was left wanting more.
“I wasn’t ready for that to be over yet,” Blaine pouted.
“Me neither, but I need you to know that I love you.” Kurt smiled, his eyes a little wet with tears of joy. “I love you so much.”
Blaine smiled. “I love you too. He laughed when he saw Rachel and Santana rip the paper in half and grabbed the New York Post. “Some people don’t know how to celebrate.”
“Oh honey, I do, and we haven’t even begun celebrating yet,” Kurt teased, giving Blaine a quick, but passionate kiss. “But my plans for you will not pan out well on the side of the street.”
“Then take me to your place,” Blaine whispered seductively in Kurt’s ear.
“Let’s get out of here,” Kurt said, taking Blaine’s hand and leading him back to his apartment.
****
“HARDER KURT! FUCK ME HARDER! I"M SO CLOSE!”
“OH HELL NO!” Mercedes yelled when she heard the noises coming from the apartment below them. “They had to come back here so we could hear their debauchery?”
“It’s kinda hot, actually,” Sam winked at her suggestively.  
“It makes sense why white boy believed you were gay,” Mercedes replied, rolling her eyes at her fiancé. “But they do sound hot, if it wasn’t CONSTANT. Thank the lord they take it to Blaine’s apartment sometimes. She laughed, grabbed the broom, flipped it handle up and rammed it into the floor. “GIVE IT A REST, WILL YOU!” She yelled, leaning the broom against the wall.
“JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN’T GETTING ANY DOESN’T MEAN WE SHOULD ABSTAIN!” Kurt called back. “So tight for me, Blaine!”
Sam laughed and called back. “USE PROTECTION BOYS!”
“Holy hell,” Mercedes sighed, shaking her head as she sunk onto the couch. “We need to move.”
“Actually, they need to move, which is why if Kurt says yes tonight, they will.”
"YES KURT! OH GOD, YES! I"M COMING! SHIT!" Blaine hollered.
“Yes to what? Is our boy proposing? It’s only been six weeks,” Mercedes blurted.
“Blaine’s gonna ask him to move in.”
“WAIT? REALLY? BLAINE’S GOING TO ASK KURT TO MOVE IN WITH HIM?” Mercedes nearly screamed. “OH MY GOD!”
“OH MY GOD! YES! BLAINE! I WILL!” Kurt cried hysterically.
“THANKS ALOT YOU BLABBERMOUTHS!” Blaine called. 
“HE SAID YES SO YOU’RE WELCOME!” Mercedes shouted back.
“Hell, we’re all going to get evicted if you don’t quit shouting back and forth with them through the ceiling.” Sam sighed, shaking his head. “I’m happy for them though. They’ve been good for each other, and Kurt’s a good neighbor. He’s usually calm and quiet.”
“OH MY GOD, YES! I LOVE YOUR TONGUE, BABY! FUCK ME WITH IT GOOD!”
“OH, YOU BOYS IS NASTY!” Mercedes hollered back. “Come on,” she said, grabbing Sam’s hand and pulling him to his feet. We’re going somewhere. Anywhere but here for a couple of hours. “AND THEN, WE’LL COME BACK AND HELP THEM PACK ‘CUZ THEY GOTS TO GO!”
*****
“So, was what Mercedes said true? Do you really want to try living together?” Kurt asked as he carded his fingers through Blaine’s curls. They were lying in Kurt’s bed, with only a thin sheet loosely covering them as the lights from the street trickled in through the curtains. 
“Hell yes,” Blaine said simply, kissing Kurt’s forehead. 
Kurt raised his head and turned to face Blaine. “Do you think it’s too soon?” Kurt asked.
“No. But if you want to wait until we’ve been together a little longer, I understand.”
“I don’t,” Kurt replied simply, leaning in to kiss Blaine softly on his lips. “I don’t want to be away from you when I can avoid it.” 
“It’d be okay though. Either way, I’ll be happy. ‘As long as you’re mine,’” Blaine almost singsonged, returning the kiss. 
“I’m totally yours, you cheeseball,” Kurt laughed, booping him on the nose. “Wait, you have another room, right? Because your closet is kinda small.”
“I’d convert the other bedroom to a closet if that’s what it takes for you to be happy. Actually, I think that’s what it was originally,” Blaine chuckled. “And you act like you aren’t just as big a cheeseball as me.”
“True, but right now, we are dirty, dirty cheeseballs.” Kurt said, pulling him up out of the bed. “We need to go shower and then I’m gonna kick your ass in 'Just Dance.'
“You wish,” Blaine challenged. “You haven’t seen my rendition of ‘You Should Be Dancin’ yet.”
“And you haven’t seen my version of ‘Single Ladies’. You better bring it.”
“I fully intend to,” Blaine chuckled as he grabbed a couple of condoms and a bottle of lube. Unbeknownst to Kurt, Mercedes had already showed him a video of the routine, and he wanted to be ready. “Hey, Kurt. Do you still have the leotard?”
“You know about the leotard?”
“Um, Mercedes showed me a video. Who would’ve ever guessed that Sam’s Mercedes was the same Mercedes you went to high school with?” Blaine laughed.
“Ugh, I wanted to surprise you,” Kurt pouted playfully. 
“You do, all the time. You’re the most unpredictable man I’ve ever met. You always zig when I think you’re going to zag and I really love that about you.”
“I love you too, Blaine,” he said sweetly, but then his hand landed in a loud plop on Blaine’s bare ass. “But let’s get out of the shower. If I can’t shock you with Beyonce, I can show you my Gaga impression.”
“Saw that one too, but I’d rather see it live, in person, and naked.” Blaine laughed, waggling his eyebrows at his boyfriend. 
“As you wish,” Kurt said as he grabbed Blaine’s hand and led him toward the shower.
THE END
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idk if this has been asked before but. what songs remind you of mammon?
I've answered this like 3 times before this but I keep adding new songs so here's the (new) full list again
Some of the choices are much less serious than the others
Mammon:
Why Should I worry - Jonathan Young Cover
Tangled up in me - Skye Sweetnam
Must have done something right - Relient k
Accidentally in love - Counting Crows
Take on the world - Girl Meets World theme (male cover if you want ig)
Better - Ananya Birla
Greedy - Ariana Grande (male cover)
Hell and You - Amigo the Devil
In case you don't live forever - ben platt
Sledgehammer - Fifth Harmony
I can't fight this feeling anymore - REO speedwagon
Cheerleader - OMI
La Da Dee - Cody Simpson
Invincible - Crossfade
I think I'm in love - Kat Dahlia
Sucker - Jonas Brothers
They don't know about us - One Direction
Never Enough - Karl Loxley cover
Better Place - Rachel Platten
Somebody to you - The Vamps
Paper Rings - Taylor Swift
Handclap - Fitz and the tantrums
Honey I'm good - Andy Grammer
Casino Royale - Derivakat
Greedy - OR3O ft Swiblet
Gossip - Måneskin ft Tom Morello
MC about Mammon:
Best Friend - Sofi Tukker
Umbrella - Rihanna
Fire Meets Gasoline - Sia
I'll stand by you - The Pretenders
Hot Mess - Cobra Starship
Parachute - Cheryl Cole
Animal - Chase Holfelder
Let it be me - David Guetta ft Ava Max
Unconditionally - Katy Perry
Burn with you - Lea Michele
You & Me - James TW
Stand by you - Rachel Platten (to me, this is just the general mc song overall. It fits so perfectly, specially after seeing what their priorities are like in nightbringer)
Sweet tooth - Scott Helman
Both:
Army of Two - Dumdums
Don't let go - don diablo ft holly winter
I'l think of you - Kurt Schneider ft. Sam Tsui, Alex G. & Alyson Stoner
Only Us - Dear Evan Hansen
Partners in Crime - Set it Off
ME! - Taylor Swift ft Brandon Urie
Bud like you - AJR
Two voices one song - Barbie the Diamond Castle
This Hell - Rina Sawayama
True Friend - Hannah Montana
Better than one - The Score
And because I'm having EMOTIONS about angel Mammon:
Stand out, Fit in - Caleb Hyles cover ft Aruvn & Tre Watson
We are - ONE OK ROCK
Family:
Fire - Gavin DeGraw
Archers - With Confidence
Wicked Ways - Halestorm
People like us - Kelly Clarkson
Family - Mother Mother
Sinners - Lauren Aquilina
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