#what do you mean you dont listen to music omfg

[sarayu-sunrays]

"oh I don't really listen to music," well what do you listen to, podcasts? the screams of hell? you walking red flag-

#sarayu ke red flags #red flags #red flag red flag red flag #what do you mean you dont listen to music omfg #sarayu and music #music taste hehe #like bro its ok if your music taste is unconventional or “cringe” or whatever #but just #not listening #to music #what??? #sarayu shitposts #sarayu says stupid shit #sarayu is dead serious

[ayayabaroque]

Slowly (1)

Wherein you ask the Genshin men to waltz with you. Characters; Scaramouche/Wanderer(I), Alhaitham(I), Kaeya Alberich(II), Diluc Raginvindr(II), Kamisato Ayato(II), Kaedehara Kazuha(III), Tartaglia/Childe(III), Zhongli(III) (all separately!!!!!!!!!) CW/Tags: 3.0 onwards archon quest spoilers? pure fluuuuuuuuuuff, minor swearing, very short crack fic, probably spoilers for Scara's backstory on his part, very very very very cheesy. i cannot stress how cheesy enough it is. ooc Alhaitham ft. Kaveh since there's only specks of their character in current quests omg. many parts because i feel like procrastinating no i dont, i just keep on getting distracted by singing along to Spotify. this was drafted on December 17, and posted on December 19. AND ITS ONLY TWO CHARACTERS OMFG A.N: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!1!1!!1 i was listening to Mabagal by Moira Dela Torre and Daniel Padilla and i probably didnt revise whatever i wrote here, so what you get is what you get (i said i wasnt gonna write things based of off what i listen to and failed)

Scaramouche/Wanderer;

You're a performer for the Grand Bazaar, and they're holding a formal event to celebrate the year's end! Being one of the star performers, you're invited to the celebration of course, and you got an extra admission ticket for a plus-one! It's seemingly easy to answer the question of who to bring; your boyfriend, Scaramouche of course! You're excited for the event, which also means dancing! Although, you're not sure if Scara likes to dance, but that doesn't matter, he can learn! "It won't be as hard as you think! This night, at the Grand Bazaar, everyone will be there to celebrate an end of another year! Please, you have to come!" "Again, for the nth time, I'm not going to the event [First]. It's too... unruly for my tastes." You raise a brow, questioning is reason for declining "Don't want to, or just shy?" He isn't naturally ashamed of large crowds, you've seen him handle a performance once, all the attention he received had gotten him ecstatic. But why was he refusing this time? Was it because of you? "I... can't um— dance properly." Ah, okay. "I can teach you. It's not a traditional dance what-so-ever, it's just a waltz." He ponders on it for a moment, and eventually agrees. "Alright, I'll go. As long as you don't trip up and embarrass me." You audibly giggled at that. Time was ticking, and with the sound of a bell, you knew the celebration was starting. The bazaar was full of people, you could basically feel Scaramouche trembling on the dance floor. "Don't feel nervous. I'm right here." The music starts, you begin to lead Scaramouche on how to waltz on the dance floor. He was, quite surprisingly a natural at this, and hardly ever tripped on his feet. Scaramouche feels time trickling much more slowly around him, as he waltzes with you, he is taken back to the moments where he was known as Kunikuzushi, dancing without a care in the world. Before the world was full of betrayal, before the world gave him you.

"Time seems to stop when I'm with you. I've seemed to achieve eternity when I hold you lovingly in my arms."

Alhaitham; "The Akademiya is holding a grand ball for the end-of-the-year celebration, and everyone's required to go. I assume being the Scribe of the Akademiya does not pardon you from missing this event." Haitham was never a good dancer, he was only good at recording things with a paper and a quill. You think so at least. "I'm incredibly busy tonight, you can opt to go in my place instead, or ask another friend." "You're going." "No." "That or you're spending the year-end break with the General Mahamatra." "No." "I'm asking the Akademiya to arrange a vacation for you and Cyno in Inazuma." "Fine." "Okay, but I'm still making you do the vacation with him." "The hell you won't." You had a specially-made gown for this event, and tonight was the opportunity to show off the effort you put into sewing it. As expected, the Akademiya spared no expense in this grand party. From the chandeliers to the marble floors, everything looks regal, as if it had been taken out of a fairytale. As the music plays, it reminds you of the last time you asked Alhaitham to dance, and that particular memory did not end well. "Oh Haitham, would you please dance with me?" As if questioning your child-like demeanor, he stares at you for quite a bit. "It's not that'd I'd refuse that lovely offer, it's just that—" "ALHAITHAM!!" You snap your head backwards, only to be met with a fuming Kaveh holding two pairs of keys. "YOU SON OF A BITCH" Kaveh's hair, as if it was a flame, was stood upright and had branches, leave and flowers in it. Kind of like a nest. "WHY DID I FUCKING FIND MY KEY AND YOUR KEY UNDER THE RUG?! LAST TIME I CHECKED I BROUGHT MY FUCKING KEYS WITH ME YOU KEY-THIEF" "No swearing. [First] shouldn't hear you swear" "OH YEAH 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO INNOCENT YEAH BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LOCK ME OUT OF OUR APARTMENT?!" "You, don't pay rent. If I forget to give you your keys, that's your fault. Anyway, you should go home and change, I'd rather die than be seen with my roommate this... unruly." "I hate you Alhaitham, I truly do." Kaveh storms off in a hurry, Alhaitham could've sworn there were thunderclouds over his head. He could even make out the muttering Kaveh was doing beforehand. "Stupid... my fucking fault when you're the fucking key thief... I should file a case against you..."

As Alhaitham watches Kaveh ridiculously storm off, he notices you aren't with him in the ballroom anymore. He excuses himself and leaves to find you, only to be met with your tiny figure dancing alone in the House of Daena. You truly were mesmerizing, dancing in the moonlight that shone off the white walls. Your movements on the tiled floor, your hums that guided every single move, and you, the star of this empty show. For the first(second?) time in forever, he fell in love with you all over again. "You'd think a dancer like you should've shown off in the ballroom, not here." You look up, only to be met by Alhaitham's towering figure. "Yeah, I guess I'm not a fan of big crowds, and this place is emptier than an abandoned ruin." "...When you asked me to dance earlier, I really can't, I'm not a fan of big crowds experiencing their Scribe trip on his own feet." He chuckles slightly.

"I still owe you a dance, don't I [First]? In that case, let's dance our hearts out, where no one but the walls will witness anything."

i promise to make a post for everyday starting from this day onwards *crosses fingers behind back*

#ayayawillwrite #genshin headcanons #genshin imagines #genshin impact #genshin #scaramouche #scara x reader #kunikuzushi #scaramouche fluff #wanderer #scaramouche x reader #al haitham x reader #alhaitham x reader #al haitham #alhaitham #alhaitham fluff #genshin fluff #i love xmas break

[spamgyu]

Hi bestieeeeee it’s me 🧚🏻‍♀️

https://www.tumblr.com/snallavanta/743404934694928384/seventeen-asks

I really want to see your answers!!!

Hiii omg .... a whole quiz lkdfjlsdkf alright i'm excited let's do this lololol

who’s your current bias?

Love of my life, the light of my world, the king of my heart, my husband of 30 years, Kim Mingyu ♡

who was your first bias?

.....S.Coups..... (baby I'm so sorry)

does your bias change often? and if so, how often does it change & what causes it to change?

Every day actually lmfao..... I'm a simple girl ☝🏼😌 One giggle or one stupid joke or one concert vid or one word said during gose.... and I change. It's not homie hopping if the homies be hopping ✊🏼😌

who was the first member you noticed?

S.Coups .... that clap fancam... yall know which one

what’s the first song you listened to?

Clap ✊🏼😔 (against my will too..)

what’s the first music video you watched?

Clap LMFAO the way i brainrotted so bad for 2 weeks straight.....

what got you into seventeen?

MFSMKF CLAP SEUNGCHEOL FANCAM damn i....

when did you get into seventeen?

2017

how did you find out about seventeen?

Got7 never shutting THE FUCK UP about Seventeen...... every five seconds Yugyeom and Bambam would be like "Anyways so SEVENTEEN 🥰🤭" like damn shawdy I wanna hear about YOUR 🫵🏼 comeback

are there any svt albums you own?

Yerrrr! Attaca, FML, Face the Sun, Going Seventeen, Teen Age, Seventeenth Heaven

are there any svt merch/ memorabilia you own?

LMFLWKFR no 🤞🏼😔 I... fake fan lmfao does the light stick count aha 🫥

have you been to a svt concert?

NO AND THE ONE TIME I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO I SOLD MY FLOOR TICKETS SO I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ACTUALLY AND I HAD ANOTHER CHANCE BUT I THOUGHT I WAS TOO GOOD FOR KPOP AND PASSED UP TICKETS SO YEAH I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ........ does kcon count tho... I...... saw them there.... lol

what’s your favourite merch that was released?

ngl i dont look at merch... i..... dont really like company released merch bc they don't do it for me omfg fake fan im so sorry.... does light stick count???

what’s your favourite song from love&letter?

My babygirl..... my second love..... Space 🤞🏼😔

what’s your favourite song from an ode?

Network Love and HIT (purely bc i have a really funny story about the song involving me getting in an accident lmfaoooo) ...and back it up bc im a hhu whore.....

what’s your favourite song from teen, age?

Flower and Bring It (this shit did something to me .... i..... i'm actually getting war flashbacks.)

what’s your favourite song from attacca?

The whole album. I'm an attaca girlie. That album is everything to me

what’s your favourite song from face the sun?

Don Quixote... specifically for Wonwoo's "Say my name" and Mingyu's chest part when he sings "duryeon geon"... aw hell And Hot bc of a stupid tattoo I got related to it LMFAOOOO (i do things for the plot not the meaning don't kill me)

what’s your favourite song from sector 17?

Cheers 🤞🏼😔 All my circles girlies don't come for me but i .... can't do songs that make me cry i'm already a sad person without music i don't need to cry over that song im sorry i avoid emotions like a plague lmfao

what’s your favourite song from always yours?

Ima hehe CALL CALL CALL purely for Seungcheol's Moshi seka-seka-seka-seka-seka-seka-seka

what’s your favourite song from seventeenth heaven?

Headliner and Monster bc im a hhu whore sorry

what’s your favourite album/ ep?

I have two .... Attaca and her hot younger sister FML

which song do you think needs a music video?

Don Quixote .... bc listen............. warrior concept with lip and nose cuts and disheveled looks aw heeelllll or Diamond Life with the same concept like Story of My Life by 1D where it's a mix of them now and debut era ... LIKE LISTENNNNN IT WOULD HAVE ME DYINGGGG anyways

what song(s) sound better live?

I wouldnt know aha 🫥

what’s a song you think should’ve been a single?

Don Quixote ☝🏼😔

what’s the most underrated song?

Diamond Days but i dont think it's underrated... just want her to have same love as Headliner lol

which is your favourite single?

HOT purely bc I have a tattoo related to it HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (it's not an obvious correlation btw it's just an inside joke....)

what’s your favourite era?

Face The Sun bc of personal memories during that era. 🤞🏼😌 Like I think back to it and I just remember my life during that time and yeah it was gr8 lol

which’s your favourite live performance?

Rock with You Band Version And Cheers @ LA3C

what’s your favourite music video?

Holiday bc it's just guys being dudes. And idk that makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside.... Ima also gives me that feeling but not in the guys just being dudes type of way.

what’s your favourite outfit worn by your bias?

BASING THIS OFF HIS PERSONAL STYLE and not styled shoots bc I can go on and on for styled shoots.

this look is everything to me i think i made this my personality trait for 5 months.....

what’s your favourite outfit as a group?

bc i am a lusty bitch..... their outfit when they perform Hot during Follow Tour.

what’s your favourite sub-group?

leader line.... they just do something for me and my ..... mental illness....

do you have a favourite photocard?

the iconic hoshi wiping his tear from face the sun.... the way i would never spend money on it but hoshi when i catch you hoshi......

who’s your favourite duo/ trio?

Seventeen's version of Katara and Zuko... The whoreline.... water and fire... backburner!roommate line.... my baby boys.... Minghao and Mingyu

what’s your favourite hairstyle of your bias?

I'm so far up his ass he can be Mr. Clean and I won't care.

which is the best era for hair?

FML.... LET'S BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL IF ANYONE TRIES TO FIGHT ME

what’s your favourite tour era?

I'm a jealous ass bitch and I never went so I don't like to think about it Jk Be The Sun

what’s your favourite lyric?

Kidult bc I'm a loser bitch who is still trying to heal her inner child

what’s your favourite fan chant?

the only fanchant i can do bc i brain rotted it when i was a new fan.. clap....

what’s your favourite unreleased song?

LMFAO DONT LAUGH but No Flex Zone....... that shit did something to me...... (like i know its on soundcloud BUT U KNO WHAT I MEAN) And Un Haeng Il Chi .... for the same reason

what’s your comfort song?

To You because it gives me the same warm fuzzy feeling as History by One Direction.... Like guys.... listen... That shit always makes me cry when they use it for edits of SVT growing up throughout the years.

what’s a song you can’t listen to without having a breakdown?

Circles and Yawn which is why I avoid it sorry I don't like feeling things <3

what’s your favourite member symbol/ mascot?

Jeonghan's because his should have been a gremlin so when I see it, I laugh

what’s your favourite going seventeen episode?

UGH I narrowed it down to two.... GOSE: Talk Get-Together (bc of the outfits and their dedication to the water soju bit...... and just the stupidity throughout.... and the iconic Hoshi ready to talk shit..... and Jungwoo getting Jun's way of talking down...) GOSE: Company Dinner for EveryWON (i love watching them bring FULL CHAOS just for a drinking game and to not work .... like same babes)

what’s your favourite dance choreography?

24 HR ... that choreo is so big brained omg

what’s your favourite solo song?

ALL i love seeing them work on their music preference outside of group/unit songs. Like wow, yes let me into more of who you are outside of SVT

what’s your favourite cover?

Hurt Road - DAY6 cover by Hoshi .... vocals.... his simple outfit in the video...... wow ......

what’s your favourite song from the performance team?

come on.... everyone knows my answer.... we all know it.... IDUBILU

what’s your favourite song from the vocal team?

GIRL... all of them..... I'm not picking which child is my favorite. (BUT IF I HAD TO.... Imperfect Love baby ur my favorite child u are my baby girl and i will kiss u on the forehead)

what’s your favourite song from the hiphop team?

im a hhu whore so all of them more specifically for the laughs and the cringe Ah Yeah LMFAOOOOOOO

a member from the performance team you feel is underrated

not answering this bc no

a member from the vocal team you feel is underrated

not answering this bc no

a member from the hiphop team you feel is underrated

not answering this bc no

if you were a part of seventeen, which sub-unit do you want to be a part of & why?

hhu bc im trying to see something...... jk the music i listen to outside of kpop is hiphop/r&b

a member you want to be best friends with

Mingyu and Minghao Trying to be a throupl–(gunshot) No I'm kidding, kinda.... but my personality is v similar to what they project out and just .... shared interests... and astrological sign reasons

a member you feel should release more solo music

ALL. I want to see who they are outside of svt. Music video and all. I love seeing their music tastes and interests.

a member you would easily get along with

Mingyu and not bc I'm up his ass but for actual personality reasons and shared interests lol

what’s your favourite collab?

Lotto – Vernon and Don Mills

what’s a song you wish to hear live?

not just hear but see.... Fire........ It's not even a wish.... It's a NEED

what’s your favourite seventeen interview?

LKSDJFLSDK the iconic chaotic interview with FO Squad. That shit had me so stressed

what language do you prefer svt songs in?

any idc lol

who do you think would give the best hugs?

Dokyeom because he would be so soothing and rub/pat your back and he is a weighted blanket personified.

who do you think would smell the best?

I looked up who's got what perfume and it would be Mingyu mostly bc we have two of the same perfumes

who has the most contagious laugh?

Mingyu............. listen That elmo laugh... like when he laughs and he pushes out two loud HAHA's before laughing more.... that shit has me laughing at the stupidest shit... like baby it wasn't even that funny....

who’s the funniest member?

Vernon. Delivery is always so good. Straight face. Top tier comedy. He's so serious about his jokes too.

have you read any books recommended by any member(s)?

no <3

what’s your favourite thing about seventeen?

that they're all genuinely so supportive and love each other. like they know that they're the only ones who know each other's struggles bc they went through it all together. they know each other so well, and they move as a unit. like just the part in nana tour where they ordered all the same coffee bc they're like "after years of being together it's better to never complicate things" and it's just a friend group doing what they love and they consider everyone's feelings and interests. like that is so crazy how they value each other so much or the fact that honorifics aren't a big deal to them bc "we're family we're all equal" like bro that is so ..... wow am i crying... bye the list could go on and on

share the svt photos that bring you comfort

bonus:

share an svt video that brings you comfort

I HAVE SO MANY All of In The Soop (especially when Dino and Seungkwan were talking and then the next day Dino was all so smol and goes "Circuit mwoya hyung?" BYE and ITS2 Seungkwan and Joshua... aw hell) All of Nana Tour Mingyu joining Jun's Weibo lives ANY AND ALL CLIPS of Hoshi being a proud mother of PFU Scoups and Mingyu being absolute chaotic siblings literally anything that shows how much they all just love each other

#holy shit this took me FOREVER #but haha .... yeah.... anyways #spamasks

[good-gremlin]

you get stuck in the void at the end

HORRIBLE GUIDE ON HOW TO MAKE SP WITH IPAD PRO SCREEN RECORDING

notes for myself so i dont have to punish myself going thru this again

YOU NEED: iPad pro, separate mac computer, air drop enabled, adobe premiere pro, adobe media encoder

1 screen record on your ipad. it gonna be like 3 hours of footage that suck up space for a fucking short drawing session.

2 airdrop files to computer after editing all clips together in iMovie (CUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO REDUCE FILE SIZE! SAVE AS 1280x720)

3 go to after effects and drag the movie in it. change comp size to 1280 if iMovie forces you to save bigger

3.5 MAKE TIME CHANGE! speed up your VID file FIRST! you make like a time stretch i think. change 30fps to 3fps i dont remember what the guy said

4 separate your audio (if you were listening to sm on your iPad, i listen to music) in effects and add in ur speedpaint audio you will need to go to youtube wav converter . org i think it was called? that one has no porn bots n crap and then put the mp3s in the editing composition and move the audio how its supposed to be

5 omfg ummm if the last song is too long look up a vid on how to trim audio i was too fucking tired

6 OPEN adobe media encoder

7 EXPORT to adobe media encoder reader

8go to your best friend media encoder and drag your aep project and drop it in there if exporting doesnt work. it willl hold ur hand and say ok hon what do you want do you want a quicktime or a h.247 click h/246 whatever it means mp4 i need to sleep

9click and wait a reasonable 10 minutes to compress 3 hours of sped up footage

10 drop and drag your same aep to create a QUICKTIME export just incase the mp4/mov is too big

10.5 i held a grunge against after effects so it turns out you can trim the end of your clips in media encoder so i trimmed the long end of the song off there!

11 omh it works i dragged it on tumblr and youtube and it worked df. IT HAS TO BE MP4! THE MOV FILES ARE TOO BIG!

12 wait a day for your videos to be posted and then DELETE and PERMANENT TRASH all the files you used! you dont need it anymore it will free up space

#my melody #kuromi #sanrio #hello kitty #speedpaint

[twistedwonderworm]

Hey hi! Saw ur match up event and just decided to join in for fun ! ^^

1. My prefered nickname would be yuji.

2. I would like to use he/they as my preferred pronouns.

3. And for personality ! Im known as a rather introverted person, but once i open up, you would think im a whole new person, really. I love shiny objects and rings. If you know me alot, you know i go on my pc and phone 24/7. Mainly just to do digital art, even play video games ( or just to tell you about all the drama lately. ) I rlly like ouji , v-kei fashion. If you like to listen to music with me, you would normally hear malice mizer songs. ( ily mana sama <3 ) I tend to zone out, and doodle in class alot.I really dislike getting looked at by multiple people and speaking publicly if millions of people are hearing me. I like to have my own space and be alone from time to time. I get stressed out over some small things and i have some rlly bad anxiety, i forget alot of things so i have to get reminded alot. I hate hot weather and cold weather. ..Loud people are a no for me.

4. I would like somebody short but could beat anybodys ass, somebody who can speak for me. If they have interest in my paintings or crochet animals i make, i get attached to them alot. I want somebody who gifts me tiny, but good gifts i can cherish. If they can help me with fashion then i would love them, love in i would jump in front of a train for them. ( when it comes to outfits, please dont trust me ) Somebody who would be a little bossy but yet fun, Somebody who is similar with me. Like they understand me. I dont mind somebody who is on social media 24/7, as long as they can have the time to spend time with me or go on dates. I do like patient people who let me take my time instead of rushing me. Somebody who i can tell secrets to and they would actually keep it secret, if they hate the same person as me then i could spend all day just talking shit about that same person w/ them. I like somebody who can play intruments, like violin, guitar or drums, ( etc )

5. i cannot stand vargas, sebek and rook omfg.

6: ehh, im on the fence abt faculty but sure.

im so sorry if theres any spelling errors , bye !

Hi!!! This match was a little hard to decide on but I think I got one! Sorry this is super late too.

The small but strong willed Kapre EPEL FELMIER!!

Epel is only really loud when he gets really angry, but beyond that, he's pretty perfect. If you need some alone time, he'll be okay with it. Sure he'll be looking forward to hanging out, but he's not overly clingy. And you know that he loves to shit talk people if both of you dislike them.

If you need time, he won't rush you because that's not the type of person he is. But when you want to go out on a date, he's absolutely over the moon, and won't hesitate to hold your hand as often as he's able to. He's also short, but that's not going to stop him if anyone messes with you two.

🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

The night was clear, the stars twinkling high above in the dark sky. The breeze was gentle and the temperature was neither too cold or too hot. It was the perfect night for a date, but this wasn't a date. Right?

Yuji was taking a walk with Epel, and he was confused by how the Kapre was holding his hand. Epel was so confident about it too, not seeming nervous as he talked to Yuji while they walked. What were they exactly? They had gotten quite close over the last few months, but it felt like something had changed between them.

"What are we?" The question caused Epel to stop talking, stopping in his tracks to look at the human.

"What do you mean what are we?" He asked them, tilting his head.

"Like what is our relationship?" Yuji looked down at their intertwined hands. Epel noticed that he looked down, and his face flushed. But he wasn't going to back down from this.

"It can be whatever you want it to be," the Pomfiore student replied. "I may have feelings for you, but if you don't reciprocate them, it's fine." He was bracing for the rejection that was surely coming.

Instead, Yuji smiled, and he let out a sigh of relief, "Well that's good because I have feelings for you too."

Epel was shocked, "You do?"

Yuji nodded and smiled, pulling Epel a little, "I do. Let's continue our walk. It can be our first date."

#twisted wonderland #twst fanfic #fluffy worm #twst monster au #monster au match up #worm's match up #Worm's Twisted Wonderland Monster AU #epel x reader #twst epel #epel felmier

[olv-r]

ahh ok i been needing to talk abt this somewhere since i could process what happened 😭 basically i was with this guy in a public place where we was just chillin.. (not gunna give more details cus i dont want people ik possibly finding this 😭) and we had like the shortest tword fight ever-? more explanation under the cut-

ahh ok so i was at this place with this guy i knew. we hadnt talked in like weeks even tho we had each others numbers and socials-were jus both super awkward- anyway we had been hanging out in a waiting area of this one place and he had stretched over to get something, and keep in mind before this he was being the biggest little shit i think ive ever come across- like he lowkey reminds me of me, if i was a guy 😭

so anyways he reaches over and jus for funsies and possible hopes he would do it back i poke his side 😀

when i tell you he shot back up and immediately got me back by shoving his hands into the crooks of my neck i mean it 😭 it was literally so unexpected and it tworded so much 😭😭😭 i was fighting back and we had gotten into like a 10 second tword fight before we were stopped- i- i genuinely dont know how to feel because since it was only 10 seconds it left so much more up to my imagination- we were on this couch thing and he had me under him fucking digging into my neck- i wanna start hanging out w him more both because when were together were absolutely unstoppable like we could probably take over the world if we wanted to but also because i wanna see how far he would go- as scary as it was, i havent had physical contact like that in so long that i am craving either wrecking someone to pieces or getting wrecked to pieces myself 😭

uh anyway- yeah thats the story- OH WAIT ACTUALLY THERE WAS LIKE A LITTLE EXPERIENCE LIKE RIGHT BEFORE THAT

ok so short little thing but he wanted me to listen to his music, but one thing abt me, i dont like wearing other peoples airpods n stuff like that. so after i told him i can just connect mine we got into a little fight where he was over me again and had pinned one of my arms up toward the wall- when i tell you i had never been so flustered by something that probably wasnt even intentional- i was half fighting him back and half thinking *omfg he could absolutely wreck me rn if he wanted-* i ended up winning that one tho 💪💪💪

anyway thats it- uh- sorry 💀💀

#tickle #tickling #tword #sfw twords #tword thoughts #tword blog

[omoghouls]

Felix was not excited for the office party tonight. He liked his employees and colleagues and superiors but hated them being around open bars. There were usually too many antics for his enjoyment when it came to groups of people and unlimited alcohol. He enjoyed an antic or hijink every once in a while but wasn’t in the mood tonight. Olivia made him wear a diaper to the party “your body and alcohol just dont mix!” Is what she said. He figured he’d drown his embarrassment in whiskey or wine but had built up an extreme tolerance. His immortal status caused him to build up tolerance to the point that he could only get tipsy off the amount that would kill a horse. He was cut off after his 10th drink.

He was giving a speech to the party, it was going fairly smoothly until someone came up behind him. Before he could process what was happening, his pants were around his ankles, soiled diaper on display to the whole party.

Oh m7bv8hhvv7civhvh8 omfg 🥺💖😭😭 holy fuck y8yvu88y

Felix has been to fair share of office parties and has seen near every possible scenario one could bear witness to (people making out in jacket room, very deep stories slurred that won't be remembered tomorrow, someone setting a trash bin on fire-) so, nowadays he enjoys when these events go as smooth an quickly as possible

Especially since he's been padded up, something Olli promises literally no one will notice, they'll be far too deep in the bottle to even care for anything past the weird cheese cubes. Because unlike him, they can get drunk, let loose.

There are benefits he supposes, one being that he doesn't have to worry about the long lines for the washrooms and that any chair is significantly more comfortable.

Of course, since Felix has been in the company for so long (longer than the company's actual conception but, Felix won't open that can of worms) some of the superiors want him to give a little speech, end the nights mingling

Which, Felix is very glad to do if that means he can slip out afterwards. Not that he hates mingling, he just has some things to take care of-

He's giving his speech, mostly giving thanks to everyones hard work and dedication to their cause, hopes for the future, whatever will have the folks vaugly listen to. But,,,he notices some are looking past him which, whatever, god knows what intrigues an intoxicated person.

That's Felix's thought pattern until he feels the cold draft on his bare legs and the room going silent as Felix is standing up front,,,slacks around his ankles and a very sodden nappy wrapped around his hips, right on display for all as the very drunk colleague behind Felix staggers off a couple feet before konking out.

Everything is going very slow, Felix can feel his face burning a heat hotter than lava, tears of humiliation pricking his eyes as he's scrambling to pull his slacks back up before everyone clues into what they're witnessed to-

Maybe there is a God because Olli comes to the rescue, able to usher Felix to the side- thankfully everyone sorta just goes back to their conversations and the music.

Felix refuses to look anywhere but the floor.

"May I leave now?"

Olli presses her lips together, genuinely feeling bad for the man, knowing that certainly hadn't been a scenario foreseen.

"Yes, of course," she pauses for a moment as she's pulling on her jacket and grabbing her bag, holding it out a bit, "But, I am changing you before I drop you off, you and I,,,and everyone know that's fit to burst."

Felix mumbles something under his breath before nodding, "Washroom in the waiting room?"

#m #omutsu #diaper mention #aaaAAAAAAAA ILY

[equinquinox]

Okay so there’s these three songs by an artist named Jhariah, and let me just say, they are ALL BOPPERS

Let me start with BAD LUCK!

“I loved to toy with fate but oh I didn't have a clue That I would lose Oh I would lose Between my left and right, one day I’d have to choose ‘You're not like me, I'm not like you I'm not who these things happen to’ And that's exactly what you say before they do” My small pea brain understands but doesn’t understand these lyrics at the same time, but I do feel like they’re just so fucking raw??? Like, especially the way Jhariah sings it??? Like he packs so much energy into his songs it’s so fucking neat like omfg the URGE to make an oc based off of these songs…

Next, Flight of the Crows First of, that name of the song IS JUST BADASS, crows are one of my top favorite animals and my by far favorite birds they’re so cool, and the fact that the song name just sounds so…badass is so cool…idk… This song was the one that introduced me to this artist, thanks Spotify for giving me a good fucking song recommendation!!!! This song, I do understand the meaning of, it’s quite clear that the…main character???? I dunno…but it seems that they feel they aren’t good enough for their SO and that they want to leave in order to protect their SO? Not entirely sure but I’m pretty positive that’s it

‘Well I think that I've gotta go and I don't know why But I need you to promise that you won't cry 'Cause you'll be fine and so will I So just let me out of your mind In the morning you'll learn I disappeared off into the night so quietly That your love for me will vanish too’ I mean, with these lyrics I’d be surprised if it wasn’t lmao

Finally, I saved the best for last Whose Eye is it Anyway?

Now this song, is just a COMPLETE BOPPER ALL THE WAY THROUGH And the chorus, the lyrics are so…THEY’RE SO BADASS??? AND THEY’RE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL IN A WAY THAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN…

“If it's an eye for an eye then we all go blind If it came to it would you cross that line? With the taste of the blood on your tongue like wine And the weight of your crimes weighing on your mind Is it a knife or a lie? Is it in my back? Is it all I need? Is it all I have? Will it bring me the peace that I need so desperately? Will I see? It's an eye for an eye and we all go blind again

When you seek vengeance you must dig two graves”

I could not explain to you how these song lyrics make me feel, all I can do is wave my arms and make noises because I JUST CANT EXPLAIN HOW GOOD IT IS SURELY IM NOT THE WHO GETS LIKE THIS OVER SONG LYRICS RIGHT??

Anyway I HIGHLY recommend you listen to these three songs yourself, I love this genre of music, whatever it is and I love these three songs a lot so if you’re interested check em out!!!

#jhariah #whose eye is it anyway? #flight of the crows #BAD LUCK!

[kelsiejayy]

Hi, may I have a ship for marvel, stranger things, and criminal minds. I go by she/her and am bi with no preference so any gender is fine.

I’m about 5’5, dark blue eyes, medium length hair thats kinda too dark to be dirty blonde but not so dark that its light brown with slightly lighter blonde highlights throughout. Ive been told I typically wear what would be considered 90s type of style but leaning away from more feminine things tho I’m not opposed to dresses and all. 

I do get pretty anxious when thrown in certain situations rather that be talking to a group of people or just one person. But on occasion and definitely when I get to know someone I never stop talking. I am a ranter and rambler which means I could be ranting about something that happened and then start talking about something else that may or may not be related to the original subject. Basically I will always find something to talk about though I do enjoy listening to other people talk. I am considered the mom friend because I tend to be the most logical. Im also a very determined, stubborn person who usually is kinda pessimistic but still has a huge imagination. And despite all the anxiety I am usually a relatively confident person and am not afraid to take up for anyone I care about. Also I am pretty good in school despite having a kinda bad memory. Also an INTJ, Sagittarius, and Ravenclaw. 

I absolutely love writing and have for the longest time rather that be random original stories I make up or the various fanfics I have(lol). I also love drawing and painting and recently realized I’m actually pretty good at making art related to animals and the occasional landscape. I’ve also been a big music fan since I was a kid, I honestly dont know what I would do without it. I also really enjoy reading when I get the chance, like I could spend hours getting consumed by whatever I’m reading. Which also travels into me when I’m watching things. As in I spend a good bit of time just binge watching new or old shows. I also really like walking around and enjoying nature. Theres a few nature trails I love going on and would go to the zoo every weekend if I had the chance. Which also goes along to my love for animals. Also I do like going to random places with my friends. 

And thats about all I can think of to say, hope it wasnt too much lol. But anyways, thanks in advance :)

hi thank you for your request!

MARVEL: kate bishop!

i think you and kate would really click over your love for talking to be honest. you would both ramble with each other and go on tangents for hours, it would be one of your favorite ways to spend free time together. i can see y'all planning dates like a dinner, movie, or game night and end up talking the entire time. but this way y'all know each other inside and out and it's really sweet to just click with someone that easily. kate is always taking you on walks and adventures. going to the zoo or taking you on a new hike. i also feel like y'all would go on painting dates in a park and just sit and draw for hours. you guys just like spending time in each other's company and i think it's vv sweet.

STRANGER THINGS: steve!

ok so i think the thing steve is immediately taken by is your style. ik you said 90s but i feel like you and steve would dress low-key alike and he would want to know where you got your clothes from. shared wardrobes imedietly y'all have no concept of what is or isn't yours at this point. i feel like in your relationship you would be the one ranting and talking and steve would just listen, i think he would like to see how your brain works and where you carry conversations. omfg but if he is babysitting that night and you and dustin start talking it will never stop. he would act like it's annoying but secretly he loves how well you get along with everyone else. also if you make anything for this man he is keeping it forever. it could be a small sketch or a little love note and he will treasure it. also, nonstop movie nights are so common, since steve works at the film store you will be seeing all the latest ones that have come into the store. y'all would just be so cute together omfg.

CRIMINAL MINDS: spencer!

ok you and spencer probably met through a book club and things would instantly click. he is talking about all the niche books he's read and you're either talking about them too or adding them to a future reading list. y'all will binge movies together too and i mean anything and everything. spencer is also taking you to the zoo just so he can show off all the cool animal facts he knows. his pride is being able to share fun facts and when you take as much interest as him in them his heart melts completely.

i hope you enjoyed! if you have any feedback feel free to leave it in my ask box i love to hear what y'all think!

if you want to request a ship head over to my blog they are open as of 6/23!

#ships #marvel imagine #marvel ships #marvel ship #marvel x reader #marvel imagines #marvel fanfic #marvel #kate bishop imagine #kate bishop ship #kate bishop x reader #kate bishop #stranger things request #stranger things fic #stranger things ship #stranger things imagines #stranger things #steve harrington ship #steve harrington #steve x reader #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington imagine #spencer reid #spencer x reader #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid imagines #criminal minds ship #criminal minds imagine #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds ships

[yk-im-no-good]

omfg

ok tbh my (1) follower DONT READ THIS ACTUALLY ILL END MY LIFE AND PUT YOU ON MY SUICIDE NOTE. im being emo under the keep reading

tbfh ive locked myself in my room since like 5/6 pm idfk. but it's cause I DONT KNOW i was and still am in such a poo mood. liek first my mom promised me yesterday she'd take me to the laundromat today so i can wash my plushies MIND YOU I WAS GONNA PAY FOR ALL OF IT (which isnt sm cuz it's just a bunch of fucking QUARTERS so i wasnt gonna b paying a shartload). and pos NEVERMIND cause she's too tired which is! ok well im not mad she's tired cuz ever since my brother and his kids moved in everythings been 100x stressful for everyone especially her. but idk. maybe it's on me for not seeing this soonerbut she acted like she had no idea wht i was talking abt like...ok...and then she was like "later" BUT LATER NEVER CAME. and then my niece broke my pride fan and idk i didn't get mad at her but i was upset asf cuz THAT SHIT MEANS A LOT TO ME ? like idk i got it at my first pride festival w diana and even if it's just cheap plastic it still holds sentimental value to me. so after tht i just went into my room n listen to sad music which made me even MORE SAD . so i started crying. and den i was like ok well fuck it tumblr theme customizing time. so i did tht and liek. throughout the entire time ive been in my room my niece has been banging on my door, my nephews kept trying to get their dog to fight manchiis thru the crack under my door until i yelled @ them to stop. and den my niece kept banging at my door and i ignored it bc liek. SHE ALWAYS DOES THT EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR EVERY LITTLE DAY. and most of the time ill go along w it cuz liek whatever dude. but i fr didn't wanna be bothered bc i was upset and didn't wanna lash out @ anyone . and then she stopped then liek. in the middle of tumblr customizing my brother knocked on my door and asked if i wanted to eat, i said no LOUDLY CUZ I KNOW IT"S HARD TO HEAR WITH MY MUSIC. and then he left me alone for five mins and then he knocked on my door again and was like vale i cant walk. but i didnt even process w he said cause i didn't even fucking hear him. so i was annoyed and walked out and i see him at the end of the hallway laughing and i go in the kitchen and everyones staring at me giggling. and he was like see she came ^___^ !! and my SIL was like omg she did hehehehe. and even my mom was there laughing. and i felt so fucking embarrassed idk like it felt like they were treating me like a kid. and my brother asked if i wanted to eat again and i was like NO . cause what the fuck is wrong with you like actually. dont fucking humiliate me like that bc if u fr cant walk im not gonna be there for u bitch !!!!! and then my niece started chasing me and trying to get into my room and i was just like . no. and then i started crying again but you know i kept at it for my tumblr theme idgaf. coding this custom cursor through the fucking tears idgaf !!!!!!!!!!! and then my mom called me out to the laundry space asking if i could help her move some stuff for a garage sale into her trunk. n i was liek ok. and then my brother comes and looks at me and asks my mom what she's doing. and then he pats my head and asks if i need help w something and i flinch away from him and say no. then he starts helping my mom with the stuff like picking up 3 of the big ass bags of stuff . and i go back in my room cuz i don't want to talk to him i dont even want to be fucking near him. and then i started crying in my room again. and tbh idk if it's bc im on my period or what. but liek im in such a bad fucking mood

[austinwehaveaproblem]

day 4!!

today I thought id talk about by hyperfixations in general like how I feel they work. btw I think I should clarify that I have adhd! anyway typing and telling you this makes me want to read up more on research about how people with adhd hyperfixations work. so this is basically a timeline of that ig? id say ive always been a taylor swift fan for a longgg time like since I was 4. but id say that the hardcore swiftie thing started in April 2021. and ive been this way since then. other than that in june 2022 the måneskin thing started intensely which is of course why I'm here now!! from then on it was and intense thing of MÅNESKIN MÅNESKIN AHHHH -> SABRINA CARPENTER OMFG in July 2022 (shoutout to eics turning one year omg) -> JOSHUA BASSETT OMFG NEW MUSIC OCTOBER WEDNESDAYS THE FANDOM WAS FLOURISHING!! -> and then someday in november, I dont remember the reason why but i was like "I should try checking out that band waterparks that austin mentioned again" so I DID and ohhh boy. I sat down and listened to fandom and entertainment I think? do you ever feel it coming on? like I'll get chills and goosebumps and it takes over my thoughts. so anyway that was one of those moments. like remember that post with awstens name censored? that was the start of this. and ive been this way for months. also theres my hobbie hyperfixations like making jewelery, doing my hair is the latest one (what im doing rn) also if I get into a book enough I can finish it in no time. anyway thats that!! just wanted to write this down!! sorry for typos

ooh! i have a kinda... i mean, decaydance is my spint obviously but i sorta cycle through bands i guess? like... cobra began in late 2020/early 2021, tai during that summer, cobra again, i don't keep that much track of what brainrot i have when but i've gone through gch, p! (be glad you didn't know me in 2018), trs, ths, millionaires, aaand yeah >o> i did realize i also had bandom (like,,,, not just the whole thing but specifically the fandom bits) as a spint during late spring last year and was both reading and writing a lot of fic and um yeah. my spint(s?) is like... it's all tied together but also they're three different interests to me (fob, dcd, bandom) and i can't always lump them together despite regular (and inherent) crossovers

#sophiescates #austin's asks #daily you do whatever you want

[harryfeatgaga]

saw some dude on some tik tok live shitting on harry and was talking about how he was going to film a fashion video tomorrow meanwhile the dude looks like he got lost in a kohl’s clearance section….let’s not speak on what we don’t know ❤️

LMFAOOOO BYE

Anonymous asked: Ben Affleck looked so miserable you could tell he and Jlo fought before the Grammys there’s a video of her scolding him and then laugh when she see the camera on them

HELPPKFJNUIK!??!?!?!

Anonymous asked: saw some tweet that was like “i’m just gonna look up harry’s racist tweets” as if that man didn’t only tweet song lyrics for years I just know whoever tweeted that hasn’t seen sunlight in days

literally bye good luck all ur gonna find is song lyrics

Anonymous asked: WAIT I LOVE HARRY LIKE IM HERE AS A HARRIE BUT IM ALSO HERE AS A DARKSKIN WOMAN SO "beyoncé’s fans are so fucking mean" AND BLAMING HER FOR STAYING SILENT IS NOT A COOL THING TO SAY. i'm saying this with kindness, but have y'all met harries. do y'all know HARRY? love him but when has he ever defended anyone his fans have come for? & as a white man it *IS* easier for him to speak up than it is for bey. all fandoms suck. lets not bring down a black woman lets just be happy for harry. thank you.

Anonymous asked: my last ask might be confusing sorry im responding to the anon talking about how beyonce doesn't do anything to stop hate and that somehow her rude fans means she is just as bad too. was not calling anyone racist in particular but i've just seen that sentiment a lot today and its made celebrating harry hard because it feels personal. idk why people can't ever celebrate harry without putting others down. beyonce was smiling and happy for him in the crowd

no yeah I dont think anon was blaming her I know I certainly wasnt but yeah it applies to all fandoms but hers are quite notorious for being....mean fbhcj she has a lot of male fans as well and men are just nasty so hfbhucjik as many other fanoms are aka swifties, bts and yes harries can be too absolutelyyyyy but yeah beyonce was literally happy for him people need to relax

Anonymous asked: ill get everyone trying to spread a false narrative adele did not leave everyone was happy for him and if people r mad about ben winston being a producer why do they not care about beyonces dad being a voting member of the academy and campaigning for her like first 20 grammys apparently

like as if ben has any actual say in the grammy winners themselves he just produces the show that is airing like

Anonymous asked: I just woke up and omfg the hate??? Ridiculous I feel like I need to cleanse my eyes. I can’t wait until Harry is out of the country so these uncultureds can leave him alone 😭😭😭

still havent seen too much and im glad so pls yall dont send it I really dont wanna see it lmao

Anonymous asked: I never thought I’d be telling her to gtfo of America like I need these people to leave him alone!!! Cant wait for him to shine at Brit’s and see no one pissed about it 😭😭

brits sweep incoming!!!

Anonymous asked: Fandoms hate Harry but their idols sure don’t

LITERALLY

Anonymous asked: i’m sorry but i’m still mad. does b deserve a grammy? yes. were a great majority of people dragging and not streaming renaissance at all? yes. if we’re going to war on somebody’s behalf, it should be uvst by bb because it objectively was the most streamed album of last year, but i fear twitter wouldn’t have liked that either bc a lot of twitter is still xenophobic as hell and refuse to listen to spanish music and it would’ve devolved into a conversation about “why didn’t they give bb the latin grammys instead?”, which would have been xenophobic too but in a lowkey “progressive” way so i’m glad harry won bc i really don’t think a b win would’ve really been appreciated by twitter at all anyway bc it would still be about how they dislike the album or its genre or whatever billion ways they’ve tried to drag renaissance this past year when it’s literally always been a gorgeous album that you should have been appreciating from the get-go but now want to pretend like you’ve always loved it bc you love to be victims and somehow snubbing an album that twitter didn’t like just bc you like the artist and they are deserving of a grammy in general is a ridiculous hill to try to die on when i truly think b wouldn’t have liked to win an album for something that wasn’t well-received either 🫠

im shocked I didnt know her fans didnt really like the album but yeah she deserved it bad after lemonade like we all been knowing the grammys are fucked up im.very happy for harry and all hs peers there last night including beyoce looked happy for him 🫶🏻

Anonymous asked: So many famous people or you know social media known people made memes out of Harry saying “stuff like this don’t happen to people like me” and literally almost all of them took it down within minutes lmao idk why but either is the power of harries, the power of Jeff or the power of Harry, they should all shut up and let him have his moment! Especially when they do nothing with their sad miserable life pretending to be famous because of Instagram, try getting a real fucking job!

GOODBYEEEEEEE

Anonymous asked:

the grammys were never gonna give aoty to something like renaissance🤷🏼‍♀️ i. can tell you the grammys hates giving awards to albums with that many producers and they loveeeee when there’s a smaller number of producers and writers( they’re weird)🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ with it fitting into a sort of niche the grammys (sadly) are not up to recognizing something that was made for the black queer community i think renaissance deserved the award the most tbh but what beyonce fans don’t understand is that there’s 10 albums in the category…. and most of them deserve to be there (coldplay and abba nope but anyways) and you can’t blame harry because he deserved the award as well you have to blame the grammys😭 because the truth is this year was a solid category and she should’ve won album of the year long ago for her self titled AND lemonade😭 and now they’re trying to find a way to blame him by tearing everything he’s said apart😭 because now people are expecting him to act as if he didn’t deserve the award??? when he completely did??? and beyonce she just sits there and cheers and she genuinely looks happy for everyone who wins and she’s not about what some of her fans are about😭😭😭

IM JUST SO TIREDDDDDDDDD THE AOTY WAS STACKEDDD EXACTLY LIKE YOU SAID FULL OF GOOD ALBUMS LIKE GOD

Anonymous asked: I’ve seen harries be equally as nasty when Harry looses things so I think everyone needs to realize that this stuff is not worth being a horrible person over because even though it’s online it still hurts. I hope a lot of harries will remember this feeling and not be so horrible to other artists so we can stop the hate circle

so true!!!

#OKAY GOT ALL THE ASKS IN ONE #CAUSE I FEAR IM GONNA HIT POST LIMIT BY LIKE 6PM

[beautifulnightmareunknown]

oh deer (lol this is cringy)

hiii. so my morning was actually really nice. i woke up, went to the gym with my sis, got back home, ate and made my meals for the day then went to go get ready for work. while i was showering grace (my sis) got my clothes and all my “getting ready” things together for me and she even made and brought me my coffee. omfg and she made my bed for me lol. ive loved having her home from college. she really is my best friend. i feel like i can literally talk to her about anything and everything and there is no judgment or negative thoughts/feelings. i go to her for just about anything and she is always there. ANYWAYS, i left home and was bee bopping on my way to work listening to some music and just doing my thang. well i was almost to work and i freaking deer jumps out in front of me. i was only going about 35mph so the damage isnt that bad, but my hood is a little bent up and my grill is a little busted. other than that though my car is fine. i did however get in touch with my insurance guy and hes referring me to this place to get it fixed without filing a claim if i dont have to. hopefully its not too much money, but either way i just want my car fixed. i wouldnt mind driving around a cute little rental car either. 

im currently at work right now, its nap time. i really cannot wait to start my new job. this place is just forever getting on my nerves. i love tammy to death (my co-teacher) but damn she is lazy. like when the kids need something shes always like trying to sneak tell them to ask me so that i will do it. and dont even get me started on the admin here. theyre just as bad if not worse. i was supposed to get finger printed like 2 or 3 weeks ago but i was sick on the day i was scheduled so i missed it and they just keep getting on my ass about rescheduling it like its my job to do so. which its not by the way. but little do they know its my last week here so it doesnt even matter. they just all get on my nerves here. its like no one wants to do their job and i mean thats why half the workers are leaving and why the whole class comes to me instead of the lead lol. i am going to miss the kids somewhat but not enough for me to stay and the pay here sucks. but yeah im going to work this week out and then text melanie (the director) that i quit. i dont care how unprofessional that is only because when they hired me here they made me not put in a 2 weeks notice to my previous job like i didnt have a choice and you know what they say.. “do unto others like you would want done to you” or something like that. then ill just have a week to chill and get into my new routine because quite literally fuck this place and lowkey fuck my schedule right now too. 

ive been really good this year about keeping a positive mindset and not letting certain things get to me. i plan to keep it that way for the whole year and only work on bettering myself. i have weeded out most toxic aspects of my life and have gained more positive and encouraging in replace. i believe this year is only going to get better and more successful. one of my personal goals for this year is to read as many books as my height. thats crazy sounding i know but i am already off to a decent start with one book lol. 

nap time is almost over so i am going to go ahead and sign off now. byeeee

[mokkemusic]

CHIHAYAFURU MANGA (first time read live thread) moving this here to make sure I never lose it its memories! Just for myself and everything I have felt!

I only started recording my reactions at the bridge scene so thats why this is cut  like this. I do have a whole anime thread as well I want to save later.

And when I mean just for myself I mean it. If I have to add videos they will be with every reblog cause they are mine! I want to keep them😭 I had this thread on twitter first btw. But also kinda hope you don’t actually look so far down this cause if they are videos they will be me being hysterical over Taichi over Chihaya over everyone and no I won’t apologize you’ve been warned 😂 also again for anyone seeing this this was memories from my FIRST read through ok so like I may have been harsh to some characters or not understood things but these are my feelings I can’t stress that enough. Just let me archive this in peace ❤️ but feel free to look at it if you feel like you want some entertainment or listening to me cry (I know I am cringe I do NOT care) this series is everything to me. Ok now that the ground rules are covered we start with hysterics cause that’s the best way

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG I NEED TO SCREAM TO SOMEONE If you know you know Like I knew but.. not not like THAT Wow I cantttt (Now for context later I was hysterical crying in my room at 3am because I am referring to the BRIDGE SCENE)

How is this manga so damn powerful

*gonna run into a walllll* I’ll be a - aghhhhh ahhh

I’m going to sleep so starting volume 28 is gonna have to wait. But the first chapter art Chillaxin?! This man is the opposite of Chillaxin (but I love that he’s smiling bright)

CHIHAYA !!! Cold hard.. heavy?

DR HARADA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

How could anyone even think it was anyone else… Chihaya in this state I-

I’m really starting to love this guy And oh yea this poem isn’t relevant no

HIRO !! I screamed I actually screamed I love him - see this is what I’m saying every character here you just they make me so happy BUT ALSO DONT ASK CHIHAYA WERE TAICHI IS!  I love you Hiro but noo

aasfhvnbmb I’m ROLLING ON THE FLOOR …Dana you can’t do this for every panel I CAN AND I WILL DAMMIT HER FACE!

You see you see this is why I held off reading   Asfhghgjgjhjnkkjchjkjhjjl *wheres the brick wall I gotta throw myself at it again*

Nooo that’s the one that’s the one that’s the one ..

How did I get to love Sumire so much. Have so much respect for her. She’s grown so much

Oh Chihaya my baby you left a legacy tho… it will continue after your gone but… oh oh And Kanade’s face too “That’s not true anymore” PLEASE STOPPP

SUDO SUDOS HERE!!!! SUDOS HERE!!! Buttt I gotta say I went from that to saying SUDO HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE ROOTIN- Well you are sadistic after all BUT I know deep down you care. Your pressing buttons to see the react Is Chihaya’s breaking heart react for you enough

I still love you tho Sudo I still love you 

We gotta take a moment to listen to the incredible anime ost to get all the feels before continuing I need that score music Ingrained in my SOUL (not that it already wasn’t) This one I found is on loop spectacular 

I hate it here Yea yea don’t you feel bad now Sudo 

WHAT??!! Um .. I’m sorry what? Why do I feel like I’m gonna start crying next ch

THIS IS TOO MUCH ITS TOO MUCH

So Chihaya starts playing like Taichi even though Arata is who she looks up to in the world of Karuta we can start to see how Chihaya looks to how Taichi plays how he’s the pillar for guidance Not the expression on his mothers face too. I can’t

AADGVJK THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE 

Hiro keeps texting Taichi ! I love you Hiro

I just made an audio reaction to seeing Taichi again and I don’t know if I should share this but you know what? I’ll regret my foolery later I definitely will but rn I have no fear and I’m emotional so! 

I’m just happy to see his face no what ok 🤧🤧  

Is his hearing getting better? Is his game sense getting better?

OH MY GODDDDDD But you know why YOU KNOW WHY 😭 “…Yea Your right.”

Ok I’m sincerely convinced this manga just wants to kill me. In every aspect I��ve come to this conclusion in this moment

Hiro 🥺

ASDGHJK the Sudo fan I mean I can’t blame em 😂

Pls I can’t I can’t I can’t

I could go into whole thing of how now Taichi is inspiring her. She’s not idolizing him. But his little things are actually a huge thing how it’s inspiring her to be better not just for herself but to help the rest but I need to keep reading so later 

Rip my heart out why don’t you Chihaya it’s not -

I wanted the 5 of us … 🥹 *im not about to breakdown I’m not*

She…she sends the poem The last card that was read was “Se” “A mighty boulder in a stream Divides the foaming flow; But reunited, on it goes, and so we will we, I know.”

I need to put together a compilation of how everyone asks “where’s Taichi?” But they only say it to Chihaya and how Chihaya looks like her hearts ripped out  whenever it happens. Cause you know that’d be fun right? 

UPDATE AND THEN I DID 🙂🥲 EDIT HERE

ADFGJKASDH THATS CHIHAYA ISNT IT? THATS CHIHAYA

Not coach crying and praying to the shrine for Chihaya Oh I love her so much

Sudo appreciation time 👌🏻 cause it’s very important 🤧🤧👌🏻👌🏻 I love this man! His face brings me so much joy

WHY … WHY?! WOULD YOU DO THIS TO HIRO (this is the most disrespectful thing) CAN’T YOU GIVE THIS MAN A BREAK?!😭😭 VS ARATA?! He doesn’t have a chance he’s gonna be flattened in 5 secs 😭🤧 And he’s actually doing it to help his team 🤧👌🏻

I really need to stop doing this I really need to stop embarrassing myself 

I love how the others are just like AYASE?? OUT OF EVERYONE AYASE?! WTF MASHIMA 😂 🤧 They don’t understanddd

IM HAVING SO MANY EMOTIONSSSSS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I MEAN I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I GET IT I DONT BLAME ANYONE I KNOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE! He’s just saying he wants her to want him. It’s a human emotion that’s not a wrong thing to FEEL! MY SOUL IS BEINH SQUISHED

I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE MATCH AFTER THIS?! It’s fine it’s fine

*where’s that brick wall my old friend … I’m throwing… hurtling my body at you*

I KNEW IT I F KNEW IT!

The fact that he has the call with his mom🥺 And his talk with Suou! And and Taichi please come please come watch 🥹🥹

God I love this series so much 

Wtf That - that I wasn’t expecting.

[minouyujis]

friday | new message from: y/n

y/n: i just got done having a breakdown ohmygodh

megumi: hello to you too

y/n: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED GIRL

megumi: "girl"

y/n: i'm so sad they had no reasob to beat up jaden smith this badly in karate kid

megumi: you're watching a movie

y/n: yes

y/n: it's called karate kid

megumi: ...so i've been told

y/n: yeah its about a kid learning karate idk

megumi: i would have never guessed

y/n: ok anyways im so sad stop before i cryi again I CANT ALL HE WANTS IS TO HAVE A CRUSH on the violin girl

megumi: why do you type like that

y/n: it's impulsive pls 😭😭😭😭😭 I CANT HELP IT

megumi: i don't get it

megumi: i'm going to bed

y/n: DO EMOJIS SCARE U THIS MUCH OR SOMETHING damn

megumi: goodnight

y/n: 🖕

monday | new message from: y/n

y/n: pls this is so boring

megumi: ....

y/n: what

megumi: why are you texting me... we're literally right next to each other...

y/n: um maybe bc we cant speak 🙄

megumi: ok

y/n: can we do like random trivia questions while we wait for this to end

megumi: ok

y/n: ok

y/n: whats ur fav color

megumi: i don't know if i have one to be exact

y/n: black?

megumi: kind of basic. it's just a color i feel fits best for me most of the time

y/n: ok so ur favorite color is black got it

megumi: i didn't say that.

y/n: next question

y/n: whats ur favorite music artist

megumi: do you mean who?

y/n: ok anyways i'm thinking ur like an alternative music listener person idk

megumi: sure

y/n: whats ur spirit animal

megumi: dog

y/n: so boring OH MY GOSH

y/n: i'm going to need u to step ur game up

megumi: these are literally getting to know a person questions and you're getting mad at me for giving you honest answers

y/n: maybe it u said something else i wouldn't be snoozing 😴

megumi: wouldn't that be lying about myself?

y/n: focus on ur work NOW

wednesday | new message from: megumi

megumi: HEY 🥺💝🤤🤪😍😵🤩🥰

y/n: what..

y/n: who kidnapped u omfg

megumi: what are u talking about bestie its me 🥺😍🤣🤣 LOL

y/n: hi yuuji

megumi: hi

megumi: nice convos u got up there ROFLLL

y/n: STOP LOOKING THROUGH OUR MESSAGES me and my associate have very private lives and would like to continue to keep it that way.

megumi: ok

megumi: wyd im bored

y/n: um first of all wheres megumi

megumi: sleeping LOL i saw his phone on the floor and just grabbed it

y/n: omg dont scroll too far 🙊

megumi: please don't ever text yuuji back if he manages to take my phone again

thursday | new message from: y/n

y/n: can you check to see if i left my phone charger in my room pls i cannot believe im back home without a charger

Megumi has read your message

y/n: ok

y/n: so is it in there

Megumi has read your message

y/n: this is feeling like us meeting for the first time all over again

Megumi has read your message

y/n: i will now take it upon myself to find someone more useful than u tyvm

friday | new message from: megumi

megumi: sorry for the late response, i was busy and left my phone on while you texted

Y/n has read your message

Y/n is typing...

y/n: ok then why didn't you text back after you WEREN'T busy

megumi: i was busy all day?

y/n: u don't sound so sure

megumi: i'm not going to do this with you

y/n: okay bye

megumi: alright

sunday | new message from: megumi

megumi: are you done being mad?

y/n: megumi

y/n: you... you double texted

megumi: ...

megumi: is it a crime? i don't get it

y/n: DID U MISS ME aww 🥺🙊

megumi: i'm just wondering if you're done being a crybaby over a charger

y/n: it's ok i'm coming back tomorrow anyways and we can go back to binge watching ur boring ass documentaries 😍

megumi: you're the one who asks me what i want to watch though

y/n: do u wanna watch

megumi: no thanks

y/n: um i didn't finish

megumi: i already know what you were going to say

y/n: what was it then huh u freak

megumi: some idiotic joke that nobody uses anymore from five years ago

y/n: deez nuts is a joke from 2013 pls take up on ur knowledge

megumi: my fault for not analyzing that joke as much as you do

y/n: u wanna know what u should analyze

megumi: what

y/n: ur dogs 😍

megumi: ....what

y/n: i tried to make it sound like a ur mom joke because i didn't wanna say ur mom if u didn't grow up with her

y/n: that would be so rude omg

Megumi has read your message

Megumi is typing...

megumi: that's kind of thoughtful coming from you

y/n: u wanna know what else is thoughtful

megumi: Stop.

monday | new message from: y/n

y/n: hey i miss you

megumi: yeah thanks

y/n: "i miss you too y/n 😍"

megumi: sure

y/n: wyd

megumi: waiting for you

y/n: wait u actually miss me?

megumi: i guess

y/n: OMG STOP

y/n: ur such a softie megumi gumi gumi)):

megumi: are you almost here?

y/n: yesyesyes

y/n: do u wanna cuddle

megumi: sure

y/n: YAYAYAYA

y/n: movie night?

megumi: yeah

y/n: OK OMG

y/n: im so excited ahh i missed u so much

megumi: me too

megumi: i got those candies you like

y/n: wtf

y/n: i love you ))::

Megumi has seen your message

Megumi is typing...

megumi: i love you toSkdjsjjddjndd

Megumi is typing...

megumi: ily

Megumi is typing...

megumi: i love you Hmdoskdfg oh my fucking god

Megumi is typing...

megumi: shut up

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[teeth-and-tea]

ANIME & MANGA I HAVE BINGED IN THE LAST MONTH: May 2021

I've Been Hunting Slimes for the Past 300 Years and Now Ive Maxed Out My Level: incredibly long name aside, cute af slice of life that suffers Same Face Syndrome. I'm still happy to watch it because of how feel good and fluffy it is though, Im probably gonna forget about it in two or three years tho. 8/10.

Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro: I found out this was a webcomic first and suddenly all the HORNINESS made so much more sense. A Femdom, Degradation, Humiliation, Dacryphilia Bullies to Lovers story disguised as a high school rom-com which, I'm not going to lie, misses SKEEVY CITY by mere inches on a regular basis. However, I'm a Dom/Switch and this entire relationship sets off my dom brain center like New York City just shy of midnight. So if you're into that sort of scene, this anime is for you. If not, it's still fascinating but you're probably gonna be a little put off by how mean the Girl!Bully is to the guy MC. Unless you find out something about yourself, in which case, congrats! Stay safe, sane, consensual, and learn about the traffic light system on top of safe words, I promise you'll have a better life in general after that. Still Ongoing, currently 10/10.

Fruits Basket: IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS ANIME SO MUCH???? The original anime came out when I was in... I think middle school and my parents were really strict on what I watched so I never got to experience the first wave and I never bothered to watch the show ever after I moved out of the house years later. However, now that I'm much older I honestly can say this is one of my favorite anime to date, and all the characters are charming, lovable, with their own problems that I can connect to or sympathize with, and I love the MC which is always a treat tbh. Except Akito. Akito can suck a sandpaper dick. I'm only on S2 tho so no spoilers! Anime 11/10.

Monster Girl Doctor: went in thinking it was gonna be a monster girl who's a doctor with a homoerotic assistant (her name is SAPPHY okay sue me for thinking it) and ended up watching the entire dubbed harem series. Honestly, I've seen worse and this one has consistent follow-through on interesting characters and backstory enough for me to shove aside the blatant under-monstrousness of the female monsters and the harem-ness of everything else. Dubbing is honestly really good, which is a treat, and the monster designs are not the worst and the MC is tolerable. Honestly, I don't mind having watched it! The mix of cgi and the traditional animation together work pretty strangely though, and it often doesn't flow super well. 7.5/10

So I'm a Spider, So What: Dubbed version which honestly isn't that bad. Took me a bit to get into it, but after realizing that it's got a mismatched timeline a la The Witcher, it made so much more sense. Heavily done in cgi, and you can definitely tell between the 2D and 3D animations, but not the worst in the world. I went in not expecting much but it ended up being an Issekai I can stand and even enjoy. On god has a decent story... with the spider. I'd be a liar if I didnt say I skipped some of the human parts just to get back to the best part of the show. 8/10.

Somali and the Forest Spirit: I'm so fucking nostalgic for this thing it makes me want to go and hug my dad. About a human girl under threat of being eaten with a monster-dominated world. Very obvious "humans fear what they don't understand" message but instead of the humans learning tolerance it's what happens when they get annihilated first so like, kudos for the mangaka for having the guts to do that. I cried like a baby regularly. It's really good, I watched the dub and ID WATCH IT AGAIN!!! 9/10.

To Your Eternity: Oh my god. O h my g o d. Fell in love on the first episode, ngl. About if an immortal being learned how to be a person from scratch. I love it. HOWEVER. Keep a box of tissues on you at all times because you're gonna need them. I'm only on EP7 because that's all that's out right now but just know. I love it. Not for everyone but certainly for my "what do we define as human and the human condition" ass. 12/10.

Those Snow White Notes: A sports anime without any sports. About shamisen playing which is cool because I never realized how cool this instrument was??? Its neat af. OP1&2 are by Burnout Syndrom so know theyre fire. Gonna be real, its pretty alright, but not extraordinary. You can tell they were using the characters as archetypes rather than actually characters which kinda kills a lot of the emotional value you could've had, but I'm still gonna watch it. It doesn't make me cringe as hard as other sports anime tho so I consider it toptier in that regards but if you're a big sports anime fan you might be bummed out by it. Every single musical performance is INCREDIBLE tho. A solid 8/10.

Toilet Bound Hanako-kun: THE ART OMFG IT'S SO GORGEOUS. Listen, if you took coptic markers and gave them an animation budget with some manga panel direction thrown in there, that's this anime. It's beautiful. Gorgeous. I'm in love with the aesthetic every second. Story? Really good. Characters? I love the MC and his evil little twin brother asshat. Demons? Not super imaginative but I'm carrying on happy as can be anyways. Dubbing? A bit shaky at times but I found the voices charming if a little off for some of them. I'm already waiting for the second season with popcorn at the ready. 10/10.

Prison School: I watched this directly after Hanako-kun and it was like I got slapped in the face by sweaty unwashed titties and some fedora wearing schmuck's piss kink. No character is likable or redeemable. I finished it, but at what cost? 2/10 and only because a character shit his pants and I laughed.

Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle: watched this right after Prison School and it was NECESSARY tbh. Its so CUTE and honestly, im not even kidding you, the fucking funniest anime I've seen in months. I watched the dub and the VAs are having the time of their lives working on this anime not just giving it their all but literally just going ham. Its great. If I read this im sure id be bored outta my mind but the VAs giving it a joyous performance make it an insta fave for me tbh. 9/10.

Sk8 the Infinity: i watched the dub with my bro and I can confirm that its a spectacular show because we both loved it and we have vastly different tastes. Incredibly SUSPENSFUL AND STRESSFUL for an anime about skateboarding but we finished it in a single sitting tbh. The last episode is not dubbed for some reason but we still loved it. Like if Free! was less obnoxious but the only fan-service here is Joe ♡ a beefcake who owns my lesbian heart. I think there's exactly one named female character tho and I legit couldn't tell you what it was if there was a gun to my head. So, over all, 9.5/10.

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime: I'm going to be entirely honest, I went in thinking it was going to be a boring isekai of no value. I was right about the Isekai part. It was honestly pretty interesting and focused on nation building like you're playing civilization rather than the usual "Get Stronger" narrative or "Get Some Pussy" narrative most isekais take which is delightfully refreshing. Granted there are flavors of that in this which means it doesn't alienate the big isekai watchers out there, but it's not the whole dish and it doesn't make me want to cringe the same way others do. You've got a slime MC just vibing and building a nation of monsters nbd. Does lose points for making the female monsters more humanoid than their male counterparts but makes them back by only doing perfunctory fan-service and nothing that makes me want to cry... except the butt sumo episode but in fairness it was all a terrible dream. Literally, the MC refuses to dream anymore after that. solid animation, decent voice acting, decent story, made me realize how HUGE this is in the Light Novel community???? There's like 18 fucking novels and that's WILD. 8.5/10.

MANGA:

Spirit Photographer Saburo Kono: a one shot special by the mangaka of The Promised Neverland! Honestly a really delicate touch of both super creepy and really touching, and I'm not gonna lie I'm bummed that this isn't a bigger project but the single chapter makes it a good taste for their style. I've been wondering if I wanna read/watch The Promised Neverland and now I think I will. 10/10

Deranged Detective Ron Kamonohashi: from the mangaka of Hitman Reborn comes this Sherlock and Watson derivative! Not even 20 chapters out yet with a sort of spotty schedule, I honestly love it even thought it's exactly as you expect. HOWEVER. Kamonohashi the "Sherlock" character uses mental pressure to kill all confirmed murderers and it's up to Toto the "Watson" character to save all those people before Kamonohashi kills them! It's just recently introduced a "Moriarty" family of crime lords (not a big spoiler don't worry it was obvious) so the tension surrounding Ron's past is amping up rn. Personally, I think the art is GORGEOUS, the characters engaging, and the story quick enough to keep my interest. Most mysteries are solved within a chapter or two so you're not stuck 20 chapters into one locked room mystery which is just peachy tbh. RN, 10/10. If this gets an anime, I anticipate a legion of fangirls who ship the two main characters along with their many friends. I've been alive too long to believe otherwise.

Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro: Yeah I read the manga after I watched the show. A slower build than the anime, but it works for the format, if theyd done the same with the show then I don't think it wouldve done as well. Honestly? Cuter tbh but just as horny. You dont start really LEARNING about your character until like, chap 65 tho and no real "drama" happens until like 75. A good chunk of the chapters are like 8pgs so its a breeze to get through. I love these slow burn idiots of the century. 9.5/10 because you can DEFINITELY tell the mangaka does hentai too.

Yugen's All-Ghouls Homeroom: one-shot by the mangaka for Food Wars, it's no wonder there's this constant perviness from the MC, a guy who can see and exorcise spirits. Takes place at an all girl's finishing school with KICK ASS monsters tbh, kinda bummed its not longer. The MC? Blatant monsterfucker who is also a CONFRIMED monsterfucker???? Idk i vibe with that single emotion. Everything else is hit or miss. 7/10 for monsters and cool concept, lost points for the MC very pointedly being okay with admitting he'd wait for the teenagers to be adults tho. Creepy af. Could live without that.

Hell's Paradise: I finished the entire 127chps in 3 days and I was really enthusiastic about it 90% of the time thinking about how deep it was and then I actually thought about it and I ended up being very neutral about the whole thing tbh. The art is fantastic tho, but DEFINITELY deserving of the M rating. Tits. Tits everywhere. But not tits to be ecchi over, no, monster hermit tits on beautiful women-ish figures. Now generally I give that a pass but a huge theme in the story is that men and women are "no better than one or the other" but like, lady tits are what you see 99% of the time. Men tits are few and far between. I call bullshit on most of the "deep" themes is what I'm saying, so it's like the mangaka was trying for those deep thoughts but missed the margin a little too far for my preference. That being said, the MC is a married man who loves his wife which automatically makes him my favorite character so like... idk so many good things, so many misses, but overall really spectacular themes and imagery. Unique but classic all at once. It's getting an anime and I have NO IDEA how much censorship they're gonna be doing but they're going to be doing SO MUCH. Oh yeah, and one guy is a plant/human hybrid who fucks a 1000 year old plant-hermit which makes him a canon monster fucker. And one canon non-binary character who I, a nonbinary, actually like. So like... gosh I've got mixed feelings. 8.5/10.

Choujin X: From Sui Ishida, mangaka to the mega hit Tokyo Ghoul comes this brand new manga!... Of one chapter, lol. Not really binge-y because it's just the one chapter out right now but I'm already keeping my eye on it. The grasp on anatomy in the art is PHENOMENAL and you can see Ishida flexing his art skill which is great. Can't give a true rating but I'm giving it a tentative 9/10 because I'm excited to see more.

Shag&Scoob: technically not a manga, its an ongoing webcomic I binged an subscribed to in one day and I just think it deserves more attention. Starts off funny with "what if Scooby Doo had a gun" and has been led to "what if all cartoons are aliens that survive and receive their powers by the humans that love them in an epic war with Martians." On god, its good. I finished the current series in a couple hours so it's a breezy read, highly recommend it. 9/10.

To Your Eternity: Yeah I watched the anime and then finished all current 143 chapters in like 3 days. GOD IM WEAK. I don't buy physical manga unless I know I want to remember the story forever and I'm already budgeting for the current books out. Yeah, this is a good series. That being said, definitely not for the faint of heart or those who suffer under common triggers like suicide, molestation, death, etc. It's all framed as bad and necessary to the story don't get me wrong, but it's there and has lasting affects on the characters. Incredible story telling by the creator of A Silent Voice. Keep tissues nearby at all times. 12/10.

#i've been killing slimes for 300 years and maxed out my level #don't toy with me miss nagatoro #spirit photographer saburo kono #fruits basket #deranged detective ron kamonohashi #yugen's all-ghoul's homeroom #monster girl doctor #so i'm a spider so what #somali and the forest spirit #to your eternity #jigokuraku #hell's paradise #choujin x #shag and scoob #toilet bound hanako kun #prison school #sk8 the infinity #that time i got reincarnated as a slime