#what did you expect from me

[morgansplace]

LISTENER ICONS . updated

These are my listener oc icons + colors i assigned to each one of them and their names. These were all made by me!

In order, from left to right, we have;

Morgan Cortés [coworker, self-insert] ; Calvin Solaire [lovely] ; Lucifern Âme [freelancer]

Luciano Ross [angel] ; Lucio Zenerik [baabe] ; Lucífiro Greer [sweetheart]

Alexander Maldonado [darlin'] ; Arlo Doyle [starlight] ; Nicholas Brenner [sunshine]

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted darlin #redacted coworker #redacted angel #redacted sweetheart #redacted sunshine #redacted starlight #redacted baabe #redacted freelancer #redacted lovely #FINALLY UPDATING THESE #THAT TOOK ME SO LONG #i was just being lazy ive had all of these for months #anyway #gendered listener #because names i guess #morgans listeners #also of course coworker is a self insert #what did you expect from me

[mrlarkstin]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Vrtra | Varshahn/Warrior of Light/Estinien Wyrmblood Characters: Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy XIV), Estinien Wyrmblood, Vrtra | Varshahn (Final Fantasy XIV), Big Varshahn - Character Additional Tags: Eggpreg, Domestic Fluff, Trans Male Character, Pregnant Character, Pregnant Trans Character, Healthy Relationships, Wholesome, Mentions of Pregnancy, Mentions of Death, Self-Indulgent, Mentions of Anxiety, Fluff, He's Just Pregnant With An Egg, Headcanon, Unique Lore, Eggs, More to Be Added As I Upload, This Was Supposed to be Smut but it became a whole other thing, Altered Body, Mentions of Changed Body (Not Body Horror) Summary:

Vrtra, Estinien and Eramus navigate a surprise, but wanted, pregnancy and all the emotions and complications that go around with it as Eramus' past rears its ugly head.

(This is my NaNoWriMo 2023 Fic, please enjoy)

#mind the tags #vrtrawolstinien #eras lore #fanfic #pregnancy #lmao #what did you expect from me #honestly #is this even shocking? #new egg fic #its really wholesome

[poidkea]

I carved this back in March and just never tried printing! I tried today and I love it 🍋🍋🍋🔪

#yes it’s a peeled lemon #what did you expect from me #oh this should be on the datm blog #oh well I’ll reblog it there #my art

[krazys-ass-emporium]

I am, in fact, problematic and cringe and I shall not apologize for it.

#Krazy Rambles #*raises my freak flag* #my main fandom is Hetalia #what did you expect from me

[superiorsniper]

so i've been sick for like three days now, but the illness also decided to mess with my already horrible sleep schedule, do you think you can do something about that? i need a good 8 hours at least, but if it ends up being longer that's fine too.

I... no... I really can't. But turning your screens off would be a start.

#what did you expect from me

[bi-krama-dick-ya]

what kinda daddy brother

a big hunky daddy you fulfills all my desires uwu

#what did you expect from me #asky #vilupt #thats your nickname cuz we're mutuals now #no its not an option #i have declared #jk #i can change it if you want

[starsinmylatte]

So I know I’m working on a lot of Silco stuff…… but would anyone want Eddie Munson smut added to the list?👁👄👁

#I literally watched all of stranger things for ✨him✨ #eddie munson #absolute brain rot #look I’m a goth D&D player who grew up listening to metal #what did you expect from me #Lyria rambles

[arsonn-bird]

my brain soup keeps leaking out of my ears but i have finals tomorrow

#shitpost #what did you expect from me #im mentally ill #i need a new hyperfixation #before i lose my mind

[thekingtitania]

Gaygaymaxbegay

#and transmasc actually #what did you expect from me

[noodles-and-tea]

I think she wears the hat better, actually.

#well I mean what did you expect from me #not parentlock? #that was a mistake on your behalf really #my art #sherlock holmes #johnlock #sherlock #bbc sherlock #Rosie Watson #parentlock

[journey-to-the-attic]

one thing about ik is that she will always reach out

#obey me #art #i had the idea for this and managed to bulldoze through drawing it all without losing motivation halfway through #but Do Not expect me to post art this frequently in future #idk how to do panels so if the middle bit with the text might be laid out weird #i added the stars and feathers and stuff because there was a bunch of empty space around the boxes #obey me satan #jtta ik #(btw the crumbling symbol next to the exploding feather is the wrath symbol from in-game) #(with the pride symbol attached upside down at the bottom) #(not so much symbolism as it is just me whacking you over the head with the point but it looks cool) #i had a lot of fun doing satan's more monstrous design so i might try my hand at some of the other demons later? #i do have some ideas for levi (deep sea creatures are just really fun) #also happy nightbringer release day!! it showed up on my homescreen like half an hour ago and i was like “wait what” #for some reason i thought it wasn't releasing til next week?? #the new genshin patch is today as well so looks like i'll have plenty to do with the rest of my free time for the easter hols #(i promise i'm also working on the next chapter of jtta but i am so stuck on how to get lucifer actually Talking) #anyway. here's a gold star for making it through all my rambling in the tags for anyone who did so: ⭐

[kanrix]

[I miss you more than anything]

#again with mitski lyrics. what did you expect from me #myart #art #illustration #tsp #the stanley parable #tspud #Stanley #the narrator #digital art

[tubbytarchia]

gg buddy am I right (ethubs doodle that I don't know what to do with)

#ethubs #Ive wanted to draw ethubs angst for so many days but art block is still hitting hard and this thing has been sitting around for awhile #hey ethubers how did you. survive #last life ethubs upsets me so much make it end #The way after Bdubs dies Etho is trying to justify to himself not having given him a life to begin with rather than #telling him to prove himself #its like he expects the others who are with him to comment on it but they dont. Etho's all "I couldn't have just given it to him you know.. #without them asking about it or anything. And Etho just keeps going. god damn it Etho I feel so bad for them #dont even get me started on what Bdubs said to G about Etho grrrr GRRRR I saw that for the first time not long ago GRRRRRR #I still wanna draw proper ethubs though. someday #also the damage to Bdubs' face is supposed to be from the rocket Lizzie shot #does it make sense? No probably not but its an excuse to make him look more dead #tubby art

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wei Wuxian eats a watermelon. Yep!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #nothing out of the ordinary here. Just good fandom fun #Watermelon discourse has been going on and I want to let people know where I stand. #This came about because I wanted to experiment with translating the (traditional) PD-MDZS style to a digital format #and while sitting there thinking of what to draw...my inspiration came to me. #This is the equivalent of sneaking vegetables into the spaghetti sauce but its important to get your gotdamn veggies #I'm not very good at organizing my thoughts (evidence: the tags of every post on this blog). #but please do not look away from this moment in history. One person cannot solve it and no one expects you to. #Even if it is just spending time doing some research on the situation and history. Or boosting posts that are more articulate #Any action helps! ANY action! Everyone has a different level of capacity for this and that's okay. Anything is fine. Dont let it be nothing #Anyhow. did I like doing this digitally? Yes but its mixed. It was faster but also spark the same joy I usually get while drawing #I will have to get over it very quickly though. You will all see why in a few days

[floweroflaurelin]

🎶 The Crown…

Pix now wears the Crown… 🎶

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The moment of recognition when that ancient and powerful thing deep in the catacombs… discovers the Crown.

#empires smp #pixlriffs #empires smp fanart #pixlriffs fanart #empires fanart #empires pixlriffs #empiresblr #floweroflaurelin art #mcyt fanart #mcyt #mcytblr #gif #animated #aha! by making that post about not having time to make fanart I tricked you all into not expecting any #thus freeing myself from the pressure of feeling like I have to get fanart done for major story beats #and allowing me to have the motivation to procrastinate my thesis and make stuff for fun instead! #anyway this is the same crown design I did AGES ago but it’s all tarnished now #I’m so excited to have it back the way everyone covets it is so good #I mean THEE historian sees it and instead of preserving it he puts it on his head and comments on how well it fits?? #he’s never had any interest in telling people what to do and then declares himself king and threatens those who disobey with ‘punishment’?? #everyone who sees it is driven to do anything in their power to get it for themselves? #what does the Crown want. what does it get out of this. it is so very much a cursed object and I love it

[bottombaron]

you know, i can handle a little bit of fun "Nandor is dumb" talk, but i have a net-zero tolerance for any implication that Nandor is not educated.

Nandor would have been incredibly educated in his lifetime.

even (or especially) as a soldier in the Islamic World. being a soldier was more like getting sent to boarding school that's also a military camp. they weren't just concerned with creating loyal fodder for war. they were building the next government officials, generals, accountants, advisors, etc. it was important that young men knew how to read, write, speak multiple languages, learn philosophy...sometimes even studying art and music was mandatory.

if he was nobility (and its most likely he was), take all that shit and multiply it exponentially. Nandor would have been reading Plato at the same age most people are still potty training. he would have been specifically groomed in such a way to not be just a brilliant strategist and warrior, but also diplomate and ambassador of literally the center of scientific and cultural excellence of the age.

so like yeah, he can be a big dummy sometimes, sure. but that bitch is probably more educated than any of us will ever be.

#wwdits #nandor the relentless #Nandor #what we do in the shadows #i think its obvious by how much Nandor loves to read that he grew up educated #it's one of my favorite character traits of his #anyways #this was just your local psa abt the depth of Nandor's character and intelligence #and how the medieval islamic world was like - so much more advanced than it's western counterpart it's hilarious how ppl mischaracterize it #(by hilarious i mean it makes me want to break something) #this was in my drafts lolol what did i read that made me vent this? idk #also 'islamic world' is just a term some historians use to describe a specific geographical location and historical age #kind of how 'western world' is used today #it doesn't mean it's specific to one religion or nation but the broader time and location #meaning that Al Qolindar or Persia or Ilkhanate or w/e you want to call where Nandor came from #the same expectations of education and it's vibrant social/cultural world remain an accurate image of the middle east in the medieval age #if you come from the west like me #think The Forum + The Library of Alexandria + Paris/Florence + and idk anything else u think of when u think of 'Western Excellence' #and then imagine of all of that in one place at one time and then u might get close to what the world Nandor was living in as a human