#what are they gonna do

[cykelops]

when it comes to horror you hear a lot of “why didn’t they call the police” like the police could do anything against this thing

#what are they gonna do #give it a citation

[redrapscalian]

I feel like Dick and Jason have a totally made-up gibberish language that they can both speak fluently, and they bonded over it. No one knows what the fuck they're saying but they're having a very animated discussion.

(It's been surprisingly helpful on missions)

#jason todd #dick grayson #batfamily #batfam #they don't care if the villains hack their comms #what are they gonna do #Tim cracked it years ago and just listens in for shits

[dndspellgifs]

leaked emails from last year's hugo awards organizers show they actively tried to single out authors and their submissions from being considered for the awards because of Chinese censorship laws. As in, it wasn't the censors who did it, they just were so scared of running into the law that they essentially did the censor's work for them in anticipation and talked among themselves which candidates shouldn't be nominated. One notable email singled out author Neseem Jamnia for being "queer, nonbinary, trans" and frequently writing about gender and being nonbinary as being potentially problematic for censorship.

worldcon organizers volunteering information to each other about which of the authors they know are queer so they can disqualify them. stay classy hugos.

#off topic #hugo awards 2023 #hugo awards #worldcon #i mean #if i was asked to organize worldcon and i was a hwite living in an anglophone country #i would just. #weaponize that colonizer privilege #let the awards play out?? #better to ask forgiveness than permission type of deal? #by the time the CCP was done with investigations i'd be long out of the country type of deal? #what are they gonna do #extradite me? #rip to them but im different

[the-loaf-of-calamity]

Loser HCs for the Side Order Bosses (Excluding Final Boss)

LET'S GOOO FINALLY DOING THIS FOR MY GOOBERS! (oh, and also Parallel Canon too.) - [SPOILERS! HEADS UP THERE!] - ======================================= Asynchronous Rondo (Rondo / Roro), The Layered Rotator (She/They) "Rondo's probably the quiet one of the crew, usually just humming her small corrupted tunes to herself while in her area and rarely even chats with anyone (in fact, communication is hard for Rondo!). But aside from being the quiet one, she's also the one making sure the others are aligned and one of the sternest of the few (aside from Order) along with being the most intelligent despite her lack of communication skills. None can escape her sight... she's very much eagle-eyed and will know when you're causing a muck. Although aside from that hubbub, she's actually a relatively nice soul as long as you aren't Eight or anyone that they know. She's actually very good with taking care of the Jelletons that lie within her area, who love the corrupted song that she sings. As long as you aren't a threat to her or to the Jelletons... then you can hang around!... just be vigilant of your actions." ======================================== Pinging Marciale (Marci / MarMar), The Elusive Bounder (They/Them) "Marciale's the chaos-maker and the fun one of the crew, rolling around and causing all sorts of mess (even squishing a few of the loc. Not the face of order at all!... Unfortunately, because of such behavior, they're kept on a pretty short leash with good ol' Order and they HATE that, being in their area and sitting around is so boring! At least let them have fun! Usually whenever they get too bored, they sleep it off... but when they have a lot of energy?... different story. Usually, they can hold it off while playing with the Battering Lentos... but even then, it's easy for them to get bored! They absolutely love screwing with Eight and loves trying to turn them into a piece of "p-eight-per" (paper? get it? alri, I'll stop there 💥). Even if they lose almost all the time, they have fun with it! But with Order constantly hovering over their non-existant shoulders?... yeah it's gonna be hard to even get a small kick out of what they're supposed to be doing... But don't worry! Marciale will do their best to just have fun with things no matter how boring!" ======================================== Parallel Canon (Any Name / Para [Leader]), The Intensifying Harmony (Any) "This group of Artificial Inklings aren't really that emotional... but they're also a wreck waiting to happen. They're usually seen training with each other to see who's the strongest out of them (usually it's the damned roller), having the Jelletons watch on in awe as they spectacularly duke it out for bragging rights! Although they try their best to improve their strategies, they still come up a bit short with Eight. Their Leader (Shooter), Para, is usually the one who plots out who goes where during their fights. But either way... they seemed to be highly fascinated with Eight and how they battle, seeking to try and mimic their abilities and how they fight with the others following suit. Although no matter how much they learn, train, and fight... they still come up short... considering Eight a true rival... Para is determined to get at least one win in against the octoling... although knowing how advanced their skills are, it will be a difficult task... a task that Para and Co. will try!... but Para just can't shake the feeling that there's something... familiar about Eight... almost as if they've met once before in a distant past..." ======================================== And those are my main lil' doodads for the main bosses for Side Order (minus the big cheese themselves), hopefully y'all like them and that's it! I'mma head on over to my hole again, byeee! c:

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #asynchronous rondo #pinging marciale #parallel canon #side order #side order spoilers #splatoon #splat3 #rinster got that fixation going #what are they gonna do

[wild-flowerhoney]

i'm neutral about solangelo on my best days and this is not one of them so... new wip??

nico, turning fifteen years old in a camp that still does not accept him, ugly whispers and pointed stares following him around. and will solace.

nico, turning fifteen with red welts on his skin where too warm hands grab and hold. keep in place. sitting at the edge of the lake with the same hero he'd once worshipped – and percy's eyes are worried, trailing over his skin, over those red imprints. he knows this, has seen this before. – and still nico stays and justifies. not because he's weak or dumb or doesn't know or anything like that, no, it always goes deeper than that with these kind of things – all the awful things we call love. all the awful things we accept because they're the closest thing to love we have.

fifteen is a peculiar age, one of hurt.

sixteen is much the same.

seventeen is a caught breath – let me help. let me make sure it will stick this time. i can't do it if you don't let me. seventeen is the yes stuck in his throat. sticky and blood red.

eighteen is a coughing fit – eighteen is the leaving. eighteen is sally jackson's kitchen at 3am with the too bright light and a cup of cocoa cooling between his hands. eighteen is oh, darling, you don't have to tell me. it's different except it's not. it's all the same kind of violence at its core.

nineteen and twenty are for falling – find his footing and mess it up the very next moment because what is nico, if not an unfinished thing? barely able to stand without curving under the weight of anger and regret and hunger, inevitably breaking?

twenty-one is the first full breath, rattling in his ribcage – the first job that makes him want to curl up under the sheets and never emerge, the tiredness in his bones at the end of the day. the sharp inhale of the cool morning air, i am tired and i never thought i'd be breathing but i do it anyway. forcing air into his lungs because what is nico, if not stubborn?

twenty-two. twenty-three.

breathe.

twenty-four is for firsts – a room that belongs to him, just barely big enough to fit what little he has left. percy shows up with lamps and curtains and a whole new set of mythomagic cards from a store near his own place, sally dusts every surface and bakes cookies in the tiny kitchen area. there's a hades figurine on the windowsill, worn books on a shelf by the entrance, an array of pillows and soft sheets on an almost too big bed. it's home, completely and undeniably his. it's a first.

twenty-five is an achievement – twenty-five is ten full years since he first sat beside that lake, beside the same man that is at his side now, and acknowledged that something was happening. twenty-five is bittersweet. it's been ten years, the lake looks just as it did back then. the two of them really don't. hands holding onto one another, breathing in the warm night air. a soft kiss on his knuckles.

twenty-five is the beginning.

#pjo #pjo hoo toa #nico di angelo #percy jackson #NOT tagging that ship bc i dont want drama #sally jackson #pjo fic #pjo wip #percico #eventually #ok so i lied about no more percico #what are they gonna do #arrest me?? #what my prof doesn't know wont hurt him

[andoutofharm]

it just hit me that we’re getting another fob show tonight and i am ! So excited to see them again

#WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO #it looks like they brought the full set so . 8 ball tonight ??????????

[dragonquill]

So I put put in two weeks notice at my job without having another job lined up. I have 2.5 days to go and was berating myself again for leaving this abusive and toxic environment and an 18 year career without a plan.

And then a student fucking put their fucking hands on me AGAIN and I remembered exactly why I am leaving because they never get in trouble for shoving, touching, cussing out teachers, or yelling faggot in my room.

And I went to my boss and said, "This time, if that person walks in my room tomorrow, I am going home and not coming back."

And having the power to do that makes all the upcoming anxiety worth it.

#thats just how they talk #Im told when they shout faggot in my room #we did an investigation #Im told after a child shoved me through a door #it IS the kids because it IS the parents and admin and system too #calling the police if one more kid lays a finger on me in the next two days #what are they gonna do #fire me

[navybrat817]

CIA vs SHIELD

AKA, Nick and Lloyd get pissed when a couple of super soldiers steal the reader away.

Oops. 😇

#navybrat rambles #fuel for thots #bucky barnes #steve rogers #nick fowler #lloyd hansen #cia vs shield #when cia agents go bad #what are they gonna do #take me to paris #super soldier sandwich #you deserve to get your back blown out #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[perfektblau]

guess what. your pal committed a crime early this year by forgetting to attend jury duty .. which was held January 2nd.

fuck

#aw shit #Shut up cici #I just found the mail and FUCCCCCCCC #FUCCCCKK #what are they gonna do #kick my door open and arrest my sweet ass?? #most likely I'll get a second date #or make me pay a fine

[nathasnobitches]

If Team Flare or Team Galactic tries to end the world

Bring out ARCEUS.

What are they gonna do, fight god?

Oh right Arceus is the god of the Pokémon universe.

But ya think Team Flare or Team Galactic is gonna win?

Nuh uh uh!

#pokemon #shitpostmon #team flare #team galactic #arceus #what are they gonna do #fight god?

[lombax-lombardi]

This Ascended Astarion drama is so wild and unhinged and I haven't even played the game yet but it's bleeding into my Twitter I know about it. Thanks for spoiling it by the way you fuckers, imagine throwing temper tantrums and spoiling a part of the game.

#maddi rambles #okay last post about it I swear guys #watch themfind me #what are they gonna do #fight me like bro

[ofsunhillow]

who the fuck is reporting proshippers to the fbi

#theyre either making up a guy to get mad at #or someone did actually call the police on a book. which is so fucking funny like #what are they gonna do #no matter how shockingly you word it. writing fanficition is not the same as actual literal cp #you cant call the cops on that ??? lmao?????????? #yeah sure its wrong. im not saying you should write that #but wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tvisnoton]

So due to everything goin on w bsd i will be taking a hiatus from tiktok to avoid spoilers. This will be my resting ground for now.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo gay dogs #bad anime #what are they gonna do #no seriously #guys I’m so fucjing scared rn #IF RANPO DIES IM GONNA KMS

[sirkoifish]

What's stopping me from being clinically insane? Nothing and I want to keep it that way

#shower thoughts #just saying #the possibilities are endless #mama raised no quiter #what are they gonna do #stop me? #pftt yeah right #...please don't call animal control

[karmasboy]

what if i just start shitposting

#what are they gonna do #style is a skip #im learning #fuck twitter #fuck elon musk #twitter #swifties #taylor swift #pack it up skittles squad #putting a lot of tags to reach #am i reaching

[testosteronefag]

just saw someone preaching downtown and i was already angry but it pushed me over the edge so i knocked over their podium and screamed at them FUCK YOUR GOD he got soooooo mad it was so funny. wish i had mace on me so i could have pepper sprayed his bible and his fuck ass face

#this was the instance i needed to convince me to do this to everyone i see whos preachiny #what are they gonna do #just scream about how i need god??? #good try buddy i had three years of people trying to tell me that and i shut down a 115 year old chrisitian college #your god doesnt scare me