#what a fucking poser

[mmmthornton]

First of all, lol coward.

>Literally said the survivor was turning on their own / was making out trans people to be the "real" enemy (source not found)

>"She is a terf / Terfs treat trans people as sexual predators" : again, this is a crime of association. Accusing someone of associating with someone who thinks negative things about you is an improvable claim, and its also impossible to disprove. This is on purpose, because if these people kept to actual evidence and facts, they wouldn't have anything to say. 🤷

>So you were jumping on a train of derailing a post about hate crime survivors to advertise a perceived wrong-think of the lesbian who survived a shooting. Again, cowardly behavior.

>"nothing in my comments were lies" They were claims that are impossible to prove or disprove. Its worse than lies, because telling a lie requires SOME kind of conviction. 🤷

>"I am a gay person" you've been pretty clear that the only parts of the lgbt community you care about are trans, and that you treat anyone else in the community as probationary residents who need to toe the line or else they deserve any hate and violence that comes their way. You see how association works?

finally:

lol.

#what a fucking poser #losers lament

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: i once asked my bro for food and he drew a picture of me as a soyjak and him as a chad

#submission #fucking eats the drawing [MINECRAFT EATING NOISES] #now what. poser. whos the chad now #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #bro strider

[mikakuna]

i know people probably see bruce accidentally calling tim "jason" as tim angst but im finding it hilarious because jason todd the influence you have. bruce was never getting over his favourite child and he made sure everyone and their moms knew

#he hears any word similar to jay and immediately turns around shouting ''jason?!'' #you guys use this as tim angst but i see it as a jason opportunity #haunting bruce is literally what jason deserves after what he endured with the joker and bruce not finding him #he's just like: #fuck you and this random poser #i'm never letting you heal #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #dc

[anqelbean]

"Oh haha, Mo Ran fucked that old man—" that "old man" was 33 when they got together

#HE IS NOT OLD #HE IS LITERALLY IN HIS PRIME #WHAT THE FUCK #like. i get when people call yan wushi an old man (although that's incorrect too he's in his late 40s) BUT CHU WANNING?????? #YOU SAY YOU WANT TO FUCK THAT OLD MAN BUT THAT OLD MAN IS NOT AN OLD MAN YOU IDIOTS #POSERS!!! ALL OF YOU!!! #anqels ramblings #eva.txt #2ha #mo ran #chu wanning #ranwan

[maegalkarven]

The thing what kills me what it's not even OOC for the team to work with Gortash. You can canonically do that.

Wyll and Karlach don't even leave the party if you do that, you don't even have to make a roll to convince them.

You can either abandon Ravengard or save him BEHING GORTASH'S BACK after you've already killed Orin and solidified your pact and he went to the Morphic Pool. Like this is legit the thing I did in one on my playthroughs.

He canonically only attacks you if you attack him first, give him the stones (proving yourself to be weak) or if you went to a place he Explicitly told you Not To Go.

He calls you before you enter the Iron Throne and tells you not to do that. It's a direct warning and pretty much the only line you can't cross. You can destroy Steel Watch Foundry and STILL he offers an alliance.

(Fr how desperate is he for an ally??? Hello?? @ Mr Bane's Chosen, I don't think Bane approves???? You got this whole tyranny thing a lil wrong???)

His downfall is HIMSELF; if he did not go for that dumb stones grab he'd survive, but also he KNOWS they're going to fail in confronting the Brain, he pretty much states it in the convo next to a Morphic Pool, but he still pushes to try it, to meet the downfall on his terms.

I'm pretty sure it would be possible to convince him the Elder Brain needs to be destroyed because it became uncontrollable and is too much of a threat now (the things you can't control should be destroyed, yadda yadda, survival is a strong instinct and would win against thirst for power bc power is a means of survival too and power can be achieved elsewhere, meanwhile in death he is sentenced to Bane's wrath)

All the possible scenarios where his death by Netherbrain's command does not happen cloud my mind and I suffer. They could have had it all! Even Good!tav/Durge could have a Good Ending(hero of Forgotten Realms) and alliance with Gortash.

We could have had it all!!!

#lord enver gortash #enver gortash #like he is the worst #but also the fuck he offers the most respectful alliance you can have??? #where you clearly know where you stand? there you can genuinely Work Together??? #it makes me believe he follows Bane only on the surface/poser level and only for as long as he profits from it #because the equal alliance is not banite thing #bc “we will be gods” is pretty much a heresy concerning his servitude to bane. wdym YOU'LL be god? i don't think bane would approve of that #me rewriting the entire act 3 bc fuck that: Enver Gortash is not dying bc I said so #like the possibilities!!! #i think the thing what chains me to him is what he refuses to accept the cards he was given #he refuses to accept the fate #he refuses to accept any rules but his own #he is Defiance in the last instance. his enemy is The World in its entirety #he uses everything and everyone he meets went stop no matter what #probably CAN'T stop #i admire this level of...uh. obsession?

[b0ylik3r]

i hate scene kids who wear gir stuff that haven't watched invader zim. im about to gatekeep gir from people. name the plot of 3 episodes and 5 characters NOW!!!!!!

#for context: im scene #i can say these things #THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO NOT WATCH IZ #THERES A MOVIE ON NETFLIX YOU CAN WATCH THE MOVIE ONLY IDC #ITS ON FUCKING SPOTIFY #FREE #GO WATCH THE SHOW YOU POSER #like mlp im chiller about cuz like everyone knows mlp but ZIM?? #zim is less well known #if i ever walk up to a scene kid wearing a gir shirt and ask who their favorite character is or what their favorite episode is #and they just give me a weird look #im gonna shoot myself #(that's a joke) #but ill still be mad #iz #invader zim #gir #gir iz #iz gir #scenecore #emo scene #scene boy #scene kid #scene #idc if ur black white gay straight trans scenecore emo or scene #i am going to kill you #south park reference guys im sorry

[grimstrawberry]

Hc that trolls have sensitive ears. Unfortunately, Rose and Dave play their music way too fucking loud.

#karkat is sick and tired of listening to fat joe and fuckin.. TI #Rose calls Kanaya a poser goth bc she doesn't like The Cure #She has no fucking idea what The Cure is #Homestuck #Rose Lalonde #Kanaya Maryam #RoseMary #RoseKan #Dave Strider #Karkat Vantas #DaveKat #My Art #also if you know who silencer are first of all #im so fucking sorry for your mental health #and second of all theyre like on the cusp of being funny but also kinda scary idk #they work for when im In A Mood and doing gory trad paintings

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

i was trying to clean my room earlier but then i found this ACDC shirt i got as a christmas gift from a well intentioned aunt who really doesnt know all that much abt me, and i was suddenly struck with A Vision so i gave up cleaning to spend like 3 hours making this:

#i don't really listen to ACDC please call me a poser #it says :D #i always used to see this exact fucking shirt in those 'name three songs' type tiktoks so i made this bc i think im funny #my clothes #diy #punk clothes #yes i am tagging this as punk clothing bc i made it myself and whats more punk than making fun of being called a poser? #idk why im explaining myself here clearly i do not actually give a shit abt labels lmao #the real question is do i tag this as acdc? #eh why not #acdc #its great bc now this is a shirt ill actually wear :D

[bfdifan26]

i can help you!!

#ever since rewatching bfdia ive adopted the belief that leafy and evil leafy are 2 seperate people #mostly because i realised throughout the season theyre actually both like. in DRASTICALLY different places #and evil leafy is a whole other recommended character #the way i see it is evil leafy is a poser fan who really likes leafy #sort of like b/racelety and icy but less gay and more fucked up #and i think they maybe like made a deal where evil leafy keeps leafys fellow contestants off his back #….by trying to kill them whenever they get too close to who they think is leafy. he doesn’t know about the killing part but if he did he- #wouldn’t care considering leafy himself has tried to kill his friends both before and during bfdia #if your favourite character asked you to pretend to be them during the worst time in their life to help them would you? i sure would i know #that for a fact #and that’s what the guy known as evil leafy said and that’s what’s goin on #battle for dream island #bfdi #bfdia #bfb #tpot #bfdi leafy #bfdia leafy #bfb leafy #evil leafy #bfdi evil leafy #bfdia evil leafy #odieart

[seal-berry]

everyone on twitter is redesigning the hazbin characters and i have only seen one design that is even close to capturing original alastors bastardity. you fools trying to make him follow design principles when his original design sends the message that he eats principles for breakfast.

#alastor #hazbin hotel #“he doesnt stand out against the bgs!” cant believe the people are learning that deer camouflage well #look at him do you think he cares that you think hes wearing too much red #also to the people who say he cant be mixed race while looking the way he does you all are weird fucks #i dunno i see so many people trying to say he is objectively bad and then blandifying him into something people “should” like #because DESIGN RULES #im sorry man but design principles are a coughing baby to al's hydrogen bomb. making that man follow design rules is like #fucking with an endangered species. why are you who have only ever mocked tumblr sexymen trying to practice the dark arts #leave things to the professionals who know the key is making them do :3 face and beat the shit out of eachother #i see the redesigned alastors and you know what i see #posers #god damned posers #it is funny to see the people who hate hazbin still try and ride it for clout tho #gotta get those notes

[moe-broey]

WHEW

I've been wanting to make bracelets based on Gilbert Baker's pride flag design for years now tbh, unsure if I wanted to have it be thread friendship-style or beads kinda kandi style... this was fun though! Plus kandi style kind of matches with how I had to improvise w the lettering LMFAO (not enough letters for a specific type of bead, ect -- but also some of it was a creative choice as well, for fun!)

I don't typically share my diy jewelry but!! It's Fucking Pride Month 😤😤😤 Look at my pride bracelets, boy 👁️👁️

#once again i am wondering how to even tag this. what the fuck is this shit!!!!!!! #later i think i wanna update my profile pic to have the lavender stripe flag on it though #esp having learned more about it + it's a really valuable addition. #rn i am. SO tired of working w my hands though i gotta take a break <- is going to play salmon run. #my projects #my kandi #<- maybe? what if i'm a fuckinh poser HAHAHAHAHA sorry #pride

[lunariarts]

If I got the keys to a mech I'd never fucking go to work a day in my life again. I'll take my fucking giant robot to the drive thru and say "One double cheeseburger, please" and they'll say "here you go, on the house for our favorite Char clone" and you can ignore that last part. I won't even pay rent, I'll live in my mech and it'll be way cooler than living in my car because my robot can kick ass and I can't fuck my car

this ask is great and I totally agree but when I fucking opened it to respond it has collapsed all your text vertically as if it was a poem?? anyways yeah I'd also get burger and fuck my mech too but also have you considered letting your mech fuck your car for like enrichment

#fucking baffled why did tumblr do this?? #also yeah so valid for mech fucking tbh mechs are hot #idk what a char clone is i assume its something for Real Mech Heads alas i am just a poser #i like evangelion because im sad and gay and i watched like half a gundam series #anyways thanks you for the ask anon sorry this happened to it but its so funny #asks #anon

[touchlikethesun]

grrrrr i have my graduation ceremony in two weeks and i’m both looking forward to it bc i’ll be able to catch up with all the people still in town but at the same time this year has been such a wash such a failure and i’m so not looking forward to having to tell my friends that not only do i still not have a job i just point blank have no leads or plans like how fucking embarrassing

#i have things i want to do but absolutely no energy for it #and that works as an excuse for a few weeks but it’s been basically a whole year #and i have fuck all to show for it im so fucking disappointed in myself #esp when my friends are all getting masters phds or have confirmed jobs like #it’s just so so so embarassing #personal #vent #i just got the program that’s what sparked this i’m looking over it and i just feel like a poser i don’t deserve my degree

[dullahandyke]

also re looking at the laptops of ppl in front of you in lectures, its actually doing wonders for my perceptions of the average computer user's tech literacy. im so used to circles on here being like 'and of course we're all on firefox with these 6 extensions and digging the algorithms out of our operating systems' meanwhile today in a lecture i saw someone with a lenovo driver pinned to their taskbar. ???

#im establishing myself as tech-proficient-enough-to-stand-out-in-an-arts-class by making my laptop look fucking stupid #they dont even know you can put the taskbar to the right instead of the bottom of the screen #or that u can turn off font smoothing to make everything look worse #oh also i finally got around to backing up all my files so the linuxification is impending #like my problem is that i look at people on here who like specialise in computers n shit n im like #aw jeez i only kind of know what a bios is... im such a poser.... #meanwhile my family are enraptured by me bcos i can type fast and press buttons #like dgmw having the intuition to figure shit out by pressing buttons is a learned skill in and of itself that many people r lacking #but it always feels a bit bullshit to pull out of my back pocket. oh yeah im just smart #basically when it comes to my computer i say that my MO is that i care about privacy and open source shit #but really i just like having control. and sometimes control means making things worse on purpose just bcos u can

[fleshdyke]

yeah not listening to goth music but still dressing goth makes you a poser i guess but who cares a goth that listens to ed sheeran is objectively hilarious. however not following punk ideals but still dressing “punk�� makes you a fucking poser in the bad way

#i say ‘punk’ bc the people that don’t subscribe to punk ideals but still claim to be are always buying like $80 distressed ripped punk jeans #and pleather jackets with random zippers that do nothing in an attempt to be punk #like. goth and emo and shit are music based subcultures so like technically yeah not listening to the music makes you a poser #but honestly who fucking cares. you’ll get barked at in hallways and posted on some kid’s snap whether you listen to the music or not #however. punk is different. its still partially music based but punk was born in poor communities that were predominantly black #and so a big part of punk culture is cop hating and anticapitalism and nazi punching. and the distinction between performative tiktok kids #and punks that will actually punch a cop in the face is huge #also keep in mind forever and ever that the very foundations of punk are being nice and standing by your punk siblings no matter what #and the corporations that make punk clothing made by employees with no union and sold for $80 will never be punk #rambles #punk #goth

[laesas]

Fanfiction author is not an oppressed class. You cannot all be reblogging "I am cringe, but I am free... ❤️" type posts just to lose your actual minds when someone makes an off the cuff joke about silly fanfiction clichés. To create art is to be known. To be known is to be cringe. It is genuinely not that serious. We are not doing the "I'M NOT CRINGE!! I'M NOT!!!" dance today or ever.

My brother in Christ we are literally all fujoshi bloggers.

#What happened to not giving a fuck about being cringe?? What happened to being free?? 💀 #you are all posers. post your bizarre tongue sucking fanfiction. literally live your best life. #u cannot live life waiting to be offended by the most off the cuff non-personal generic and unserious criticism of a fanfic-telephone phras #you do not need to come in with the ''no! fuck this! and fuck you!'' attitude of tumblrinas circa 2014 #you too can experience the infinite wonders of not giving a fuck 💀 #Live laff luv innit.